1 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:54,988 I told you you didn't have to come. 2 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,034 Yeah, let you drive yourself when you look this bad? 3 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,706 - Yeah? - He's out. 4 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,377 He looks good. 5 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,339 - Well, talk to him. Get a sense. - Okay. 6 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:31,733 Your cousin's out of rehab. Looks good. 7 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,112 Okay. Sorry about that. 8 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:38,699 So... 9 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:43,412 Lyme titers, sed rate, inconclusive. 10 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,040 Score one for the Italians. You don't have lupus. 11 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,043 Thank God for that. 12 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:57,009 Think we might be looking at a viral syndrome. 13 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,595 Maybe mono. 14 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,264 - Oh, God. - How's your emotional level? 15 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,975 Stress off the charts lately, like all of us? 16 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,312 - What do you mean? - Death? Major change of any kind? 17 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:12,608 No, just the usual. One day runs into the next. 18 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:17,321 Stay on the Advil. Your temperature goes up, you call me. 19 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:22,868 You know, it's amazing. I got a relative who's got a heroin problem. 20 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,538 Now, the people that need drugs, all they can get is shit like Advil. 21 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,083 Thank you for coming. 22 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:39,551 - That was Grove Street. - I gotta make a stop, down in Sea Bright. 23 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,096 - Tony, I don't feel well. - Get some sea air. We'll stop at Barr's. 24 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:47,726 - You won't have to cook. - Goddamn it. Yeah, I really want lobster. 25 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:50,187 The student-loan people called. 26 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,106 We're late with Allegra's nursing-school payment. 27 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,737 - Where you going? - Nordstrom's. They're having a sale. 28 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,115 Sallie Mae calls and your response is to go shopping? 29 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:06,703 It's a sale, John. I need clothes for Italy. 30 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,582 - We're still going, aren't we? - Might be time to tighten our belts. 31 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:14,127 I'll be losing money every day the Esplanade is shut down. 32 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:17,464 We should try to go. I spoke to Nicole Lupertazzi. 33 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:21,593 When she and Little Carmine stayed at the house all last year, he loved it. 34 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,304 That's good for Little Carmine, then. 35 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:29,434 His fucking wallet isn't tied to the goddamned Esplanade, goddamn it! 36 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,940 John, why are you yelling at me? 37 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,609 John, what'd I do? 38 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,419 Is that my father's truck? 39 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:02,968 - What the hell's going on? - Me to know, you to find out. 40 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:10,309 So, what do you think, Mel? Don't see no dry rot. 41 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:13,687 Mrs. Soprano, Virginia Lupo, RE/MAX Community Realty. 42 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,147 Hi. 43 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,442 - Tony? - That's right. It's even got a name. 44 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,071 - Where did this come from? - That's if we can get it. 45 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,200 It is a huge amount of money. 46 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,828 And your construction project shut down... 47 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,957 Yeah, well, that can't last forever. And it's for the family. 48 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:40,088 As the kids get older, it gets harder to keep us all together, but this is a draw. 49 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,593 Bring friends down, have big cookouts, Jet Ski... 50 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:49,056 And for us too, though. When we were piss-poor... 51 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:52,559 ...this was the biggest caviar wish we could come up with. 52 00:05:56,939 --> 00:06:00,067 Kind of reminds you of the Kennedy compound, don't it? 53 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:12,037 Can I ask you why they're selling? My husband said, "If we can get it." 54 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:16,249 Well, there is a buyer already. In fact, the house is sold. 55 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:20,796 But there's a chance that these buyers won't qualify for financing. 56 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,590 And I know the owner, Alan. 57 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,635 He lives just next door here. He's an attorney. 58 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:31,890 If you're offering cash, I thought you should at least see the place. 59 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,518 So it's not really for sale. 60 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:37,396 It's just as well, because we really couldn't swing this. 61 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,689 There's Al! 62 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,785 The jury has claimed they are deadlocked. 63 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:55,789 However, I'm inclined to agree with prosecution. 64 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,209 I'm going to give them additional time to reach a verdict. 65 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,629 We should've had a hung-jury mistrial. Object, for chrissake! 66 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:06,591 Allen charge. It has to play out. 67 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:15,058 Ladies and gentlemen, you've communicated that you feel... 68 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,019 ...that you're unable to come to a unanimous verdict. 69 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:22,524 Now, I know that you've been at it for a while, and it can be frustrating... 70 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,819 ...but we've all spent a lot of time on this trial. 71 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,739 And being as I have no reason to believe that another jury... 72 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:33,493 ...with the same evidence would be better able to reach a verdict... 73 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:37,789 ...I'm going to ask you to go back in there and reason with each other... 74 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:42,919 ...and apply the law and come back in here with a verdict. 75 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,297 If not, I wanna move on. 76 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,300 Here. 77 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,723 Did somebody check this to make sure we got everything? 78 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,099 Yes. 79 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,229 Well, keep me posted. 80 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,024 Dinner's served! 81 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,742 - Get any sleep? - Couldn't. 82 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:18,997 We have absolutely no business getting into something like that house... 83 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,541 ...with A.J. two years away from college. 84 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:25,212 That was Virginia Lupo on the phone. She hasn't heard from the owner. 85 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,255 I guess that deal's gonna go through. 86 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:29,424 I wonder who they are. 87 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:34,471 Motherfucking goddamn orange-peel beef! 88 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:38,099 Well, call them up. You got me plain soup, right? 89 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,769 We'll be finished eating by the time he gets back. 90 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,230 You have to check the order while they're here. 91 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:46,775 What good does that do? You still gotta go get it and come back again. 92 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,569 - What happened? - They left out part of the order. 93 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:52,697 - Call them up. - Sit down and eat. 94 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:59,079 Well, I guess some things just weren't meant to be. 95 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:00,705 What are we talking about? 96 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,375 I was thinking of buying a house on the shore. 97 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,086 - Tony. - Un-fucking-believable! 98 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,088 Well, would we have a gym? 99 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,591 It's the shore. Wouldn't you want to be outdoors? 100 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,386 Forget that. You're fined $3 for the F-word. 101 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,472 I heard Dad say "mother-F" when I was coming down the stairs. 102 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,850 He's fined too. We're gonna make this policy work. 103 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:22,352 It's too late. 104 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,828 What's going on? 105 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:46,668 You know, it does seem like a good value, even at that price. 106 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,338 Waterfront property in that area... 107 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:54,843 We probably wouldn't get hurt, as an investment. 108 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,638 Well, you're the one that took real-estate classes. 109 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:02,517 Didn't you say that a person shouldn't look at a house as an investment? 110 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:06,938 I know you. If you don't get the place, you'll sulk. And I'll be the wet blanket. 111 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:10,525 I'll sulk? I was sleeping. 112 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,614 Just... 113 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,533 If you want me to sign off... 114 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,578 ...we probably wouldn't lose money. 115 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:28,460 But if you don't want to go through with it, believe me, that's fine too. 116 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:46,311 But if you did, Virginia Lupo's phone number is on the bureau. 117 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:51,858 And, you know, better to act quickly if, you know... 118 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:57,906 More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision, that's all I'm saying. 119 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:05,288 - Hey, Jack Lemmon! How's Lee Remick? - Hey, Ton. 120 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,750 So how the fuck are you? 121 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,378 - That place help you? - Oh, yeah. 122 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:14,589 I found out about strengths I have I didn't even know I had. 123 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,384 - Well, you look fucking great. - Thank you. 124 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,054 Thank everybody for forcing me to deal with it. 125 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:25,350 - Especially Adriana. - So you're not shooting junk, right? 126 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,020 Fuck, no. I'm completely clean and sober. 127 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,106 Which one of the 12 steps you on now? 128 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,692 The only one I haven't exactly done is go around... 129 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:37,320 ...to all the people I fucked over while I was using and apologize. 130 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,119 Maybe you shouldn't do that one. 131 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,872 - You know, let sleeping dogs lie. - That's what I was thinking. 132 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:52,502 Maybe in a couple of cases, I'll send flowers. Or cash, in some cases. 133 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,680 - Where's Carmine at? - No change whatsoever. 134 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,100 Where you at? 135 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,938 I think a movement from below is not palatable to the other bosses. 136 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,982 It's what they fear most. 137 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,026 A movement from outside, it's more forgivable. 138 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:20,447 And more understandable, given the facts. 139 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,533 I mean, you've been reasonable. 140 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:29,330 If I do it, what do you do for me? 141 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:35,170 I take a sad song and make it better with the other families, as regards you. 142 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,505 You're smart to have reservations. 143 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:41,426 But there's differences between this and Castellano. 144 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,804 Yes, you still got the four other families who could raise a stink. 145 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:48,641 But Andy's my brother-in-law. I have their ear. 146 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,396 I'm gonna pass. 147 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,982 - Fuck you talking about? - I'm taking all the risk. 148 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,568 Fuck were you talking about last time then? 149 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,528 What would it take? 150 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,576 Fuck even one percentage point. 151 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:11,080 All claims to my HUD business are irrigated. 152 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,624 - All right. - Not yet. 153 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:17,879 All future construction projects, 60/40 in my favor. 154 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:32,310 What I'm gonna tell you is for your ears only, and Sil's. 155 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,064 We're gonna take out Carmine Lupertazzi. 156 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,407 - Johnny Sack's gonna go to war, Ton. - No, he's not. 157 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:53,540 That's right. Carmine's got major income besides construction, Johnny don't. 158 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,835 The only other person hurting worse than these pricks is me. 159 00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:00,380 Whacking the boss of one of the five families? 160 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,883 - Johnny's a snaky fuck. - Well, that's something to be considered. 161 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:08,012 But remember also how deeply hurt fucking Johnny felt over Carmine... 162 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,473 ...not backing him on those slurs against Ginny. 163 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,766 Life's funny. 164 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,477 Carmine never made that right with John. 165 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,313 I knew back then that was a mistake. 166 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,024 We gonna hit Carmine soon? 167 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,736 If I'm gonna buy this house, I need the Esplanade scratch. 168 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,158 It shouldn't look like what it is. 169 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:33,788 Home invasion, carjacking, fucking ingrown toenail. 170 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,334 - I know these black guys from Irvington. - Well, that's the right idea. 171 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:43,381 It can never get out who whacked the old fuck. 172 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,926 - Are they trustworthy, these guys? - Yeah. 173 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,012 Make sure. 174 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,484 Help you? 175 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,112 Hi, how you doing? I'm Tony Soprano. 176 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,741 I was here with my wife the other day with Virginia Lupo. 177 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,577 Oh, right, right. Alan Sapinsly. 178 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,955 - How are you? - So, what do you think? 179 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,000 She says those other people are gonna go through with it. 180 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,629 I was gonna go talk to you, after I took another look at the place. 181 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:26,674 The whole thing is galling. I don't think they're gonna qualify for financing... 182 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:30,470 ...and we gave them this God-awful 90-day escrow. My wife's doing. 183 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,931 She liked Mrs. Kim. 184 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:37,393 I can do 15 days. Shortest allowable by law. 185 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,523 Never tire of painting this. 186 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,530 - You'd be coming in with cash, right? - Yeah. 187 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,160 Fuck this. 188 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,375 Dr. Kim? Hey, Alan Sapinsly. 189 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:04,712 It's not, huh? Well, we've got serious problems. 190 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,715 On the house. Sure. 191 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,219 He's going into surgery. Doesn't want to talk there in the prep room. 192 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,848 Yes, I'm here. So, look, what does your lender say? 193 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,145 Jesus, doctor. Well, I take almost no comfort from those words. 194 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,564 And were I you, I wouldn't either. 195 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,733 I'm aware we have a contract in place. 196 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,319 Doctor, please, I'm an attorney. Look, Cho-san... 197 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,113 No, wait, you're not listening. 198 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,992 Simply stated, I want the chance to sell to a more-qualified buyer... 199 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,120 ...if I can find one at this late date. 200 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,497 Well, actually, it's very simp... 201 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,875 Do you want to do all the talking and I'll just stand here? 202 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,335 Thank you. 203 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,297 You call Virginia Lupo, she calls the bank, you get your deposit back. 204 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,760 Your wife's a grown woman, she'll adjust. 205 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,138 Look, Dr. Kim, I spent 10 years as a litigator. 206 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:59,559 Buy this property, I'll make your life a misery. I'll tort you into the poorhouse. 207 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,853 I've got an overseas call. 208 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,856 Well, think it over. You have Virginia's number. 209 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,152 - We'll see. - I wouldn't wanna be the patient... 210 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,822 ...he's gonna operate on. Let's hold a good thought? 211 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,002 Hello? 212 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,464 Oh, Virginia, sure, hi. 213 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,883 We did? 214 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,645 All right! 215 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,068 Picture the fishing off that dock. 216 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,782 God, it really is beautiful, isn't it? 217 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:59,911 - First time I felt good signing papers. - Dad, blue crabs! 218 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,915 Oh, my God. This is nice. 219 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,134 You'll inherit this. 220 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,639 Dad, what a thing to say. 221 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:38,157 Anthony Soprano, you are full of surprises. 222 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,203 It's good to see a smile on your face. 223 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:57,135 - Praise the Lord for sobriety. - The higher power. 224 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:04,142 - That 12-step shit doing for you? - Yeah. Thanks for asking. 225 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,227 We sold you H when that was your thing. 226 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,856 And still we here when it's wop-whacking time in Brooklyn. 227 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:14,819 - It should look like a carjack. - See? That's why you came to us. 228 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,779 That's some stereotyping shit. 229 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,282 He goes mall-walking inside King's Plaza. 230 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:22,577 7:00 a.m., Tuesdays and Thursdays. Regular. 231 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,621 Macy's entrance, Avenue U and Flatbush. 232 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,915 You got the down payment? 233 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,553 Next sound you hear. 234 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,944 Home of the burger, what's your beef? 235 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:57,945 OHH 236 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,864 I'm sorry. 237 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:04,118 - I have wrong number. - Well, this is the Soprano residence. 238 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,330 - Tony? - No, this is Anthony. 239 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:11,000 Oh, yes. The handsome boy. 240 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,377 Who is this? 241 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,255 Is your mother there? 242 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,466 Ma, telephone! 243 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,509 - Who is it? - I don't know. 244 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,806 Hello? 245 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:31,229 - Is this Mrs. Soprano? - Yes, it is. 246 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,857 I used to fuck your husband. 247 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,402 Hello... 248 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,877 A.J., I got it! 249 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,551 - Hello? - Tony loves me, you know. 250 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,513 If it wasn't for his kids, you would be out on the street. 251 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,099 - What do you want? - I thought you'd want to know... 252 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,935 ...we have some sadness in common. 253 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,397 He has been sleeping with my cousin Svetlana. 254 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:19,026 That's right. While she was taking care of his uncle. 255 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,114 - Hello? - You piece of shit. 256 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,909 Yes, I'm a piece of shit. 257 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:32,415 I'm a piece of shit which the world every morning pushes out of its butt. 258 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,961 So, if you can, imagine where you are on the pecking order. 259 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:46,345 You call my house again, you ever speak to one of my children again... 260 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,474 ...I will track you down and I will kill you. We have got guns here. 261 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,603 - I mean it. - You remember my cousin. 262 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,606 She was also his mama's caregiver with the one leg. 263 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,861 It is so absurd, why would I make it up? 264 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,938 What the fuck? 265 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,446 Carmela! 266 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:50,201 - What the fuck are you doing? - You fucking shitbag! 267 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,413 Don't come up here! Get the fuck out of this house! 268 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,345 Carm? 269 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,347 What's the matter? 270 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,268 Carm, what did I do now, huh? 271 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,647 Carm? 272 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,317 What did I do? 273 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,986 What did I do? 274 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,615 Your mother told you what I said to your father about her psoriasis? 275 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,410 I was just trying to be honest with him. 276 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:39,333 You have made a fool of me for years with these whores. 277 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,210 Now it's come into our home? 278 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:44,713 - What are you talking about? - The Russian called. 279 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,174 Your son answered the telephone. 280 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,635 Oh, Jesus. 281 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,721 She's insane. She's fucking certifiable. 282 00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:56,058 I told you, you can't believe nothing she says, whatever it is. 283 00:23:56,268 --> 00:24:00,980 We haven't seen each other like that. I swear to Christ. I told you! 284 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:04,608 - What about her cousin? - What? 285 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,068 - No. - The nurse... 286 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:09,488 ...who took care of your mother? Who I liked? 287 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,658 Who I talked to on the phone about your mother's alopecia... 288 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:16,620 ...and her bowel movements? Who you told me came from an agency? 289 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:20,708 Who I shared vodka with the night your mother died? 290 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,503 - You've been fucking her? - There is not a shred of truth in that. 291 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:29,758 Why would the cousin make it up? Because she's jealous! Why, you fuck! 292 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,220 Let go of me! 293 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,073 Carm. 294 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,037 Just get out, Tony. Don't even say anything. 295 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:01,582 I'm not going anywhere, and you know it. 296 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:06,837 - So let's just lie down, we'll calm down. - Get your hands off of me! 297 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,133 Don't you touch me ever again. 298 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,803 Where's A.J? 299 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:19,141 So you've had a one-legged one now, huh? That's nice. 300 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,686 You've had quite a time on my watch. 301 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,981 The preschool assistant. 302 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,193 - The weight lifter. - Least I never stole from you. 303 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,279 - Who stole, Tony? Who? Me? - My own wife. 304 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,448 Forty grand from the bird feeder. 305 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:38,869 Bird feeder? Listen to yourself. You sound demented. 306 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,665 You want to hit me, Tony? Go ahead. 307 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:49,171 Just go away, please. I can't stand it anymore. 308 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:54,468 - I didn't do any... - I found her fingernail, Tony! 309 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,889 You saw it that day on your night table. I found it and I put it there. 310 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,017 - I know you saw it. - That... 311 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,646 What? "That" what? 312 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,691 Nothing. 313 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:11,694 Nothing. 314 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,993 I mean... 315 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,080 What? 316 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:26,625 You know what I don't understand, Tony? 317 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:31,338 What does she have that I don't have? 318 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:42,016 I did not carry on an affair with the cousin... 319 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,060 ...and I will take a goddamn polygraph to that effect. 320 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:49,940 I want you to leave this house, Tony. Please. 321 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,860 I want you to leave me alone. 322 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,620 - What about the kids? - Yeah, it's horrible. 323 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,788 God help them. 324 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,437 Irina! 325 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,233 Irina! 326 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,241 Open the fucking door, or I'll kick it in! 327 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:49,500 She's not there. Probably she hides in Brighton Beach. 328 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:53,879 She blames you for Ronnie Zellman. You beat him with belt. 329 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,966 He felt weak in front of her. She told me he couldn't perform. 330 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:06,892 - They broke up not so long after. - Fuck that! 331 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:16,276 Who told her about us? Not you, please. 332 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:19,655 It was what's-her-name, right? The fucking one who walked in on us. 333 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,741 Branca. We had bad argument over FICA... 334 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:26,662 ...and federal withholding I take from her paycheck. 335 00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:33,043 Jesus fucking Christ. FICA and federal withholding? 336 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:45,889 I gotta go home tomorrow, and I gotta tell my kids we're separating. 337 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,434 It's gonna rip them up. 338 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:52,438 Divorce is very hard for kids. 339 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:55,065 After this, they don't trust. 340 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,651 I'm child of divorce. 341 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:06,452 Shouldn't have been drinking in the afternoon. 342 00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:09,371 How about a little sympathy? 343 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:13,250 - You got ice in your veins? - I had ice in my veins on your uncle couch? 344 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:19,339 - Most expensive piece of ass I ever had. - Right. I know what you are thinking too. 345 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:30,017 Take care, Tony. You're a strong guy. You'll be all right. 346 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:46,301 - What's up? - So how's it going with Christopher home? 347 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:50,556 - Good. That place was a godsend. - So the wedding's back on? 348 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,893 We haven't talked about it. 349 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,524 Except... 350 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,901 Except what? 351 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,320 Well... 352 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:09,533 He says he isn't sure anymore he'd be a good father. 353 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:12,828 After killing my dog. 354 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:16,832 You have kids? 355 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:21,962 So how's Tony? He's been house-hunting down the shore? 356 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,885 Beautiful place too. 357 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,429 What about Ralph? 358 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,849 Cifaretto? Heard anything there? 359 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,270 Chrissy says he has a pretty serious drug problem too. 360 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,772 May have hit bottom somewheres. 361 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,691 Chrissy says he wants to... 362 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:46,612 ...you know, help get him in recovery when he resurfaces. 363 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:51,909 You know Ralph's second-in-command, Vito? 364 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:53,911 Yeah, the fat guy. 365 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,623 When Christopher was away I had that asshole calling every five minutes... 366 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:01,585 ...to see if I "needed anything." No! 367 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:05,714 - Does Christopher know? - You kidding me? He'd kill him. 368 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:08,133 Not really, I mean... 369 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,344 You know, he'd be angry. 370 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,979 I'm supposed to meet my mom. 371 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,192 Go ahead. 372 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,742 Thank you. 373 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,775 I saw your car. Qué pasa? 374 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,904 Well... 375 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:15,784 Things aren't very good at home, so I came down to sleep on my boat... 376 00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:20,455 ...and it was being refinished, and the smell of the paint drove me out. 377 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:25,460 - Sorry, I've been up to bat three times. - Yeah, I think she's... 378 00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:27,921 ...thinking of separating. 379 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,217 What you wanna do, you wanna go around and meet perfunctorily... 380 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,594 ...with the top divorce attorneys in your area. 381 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:37,931 That way, if worst happens, none of them can take her as a client. 382 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,100 Conflict of interest. 383 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:44,354 - That's pretty good. - Just do it, fella. 384 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:47,566 But you gotta find a hotel until you officially take possession. 385 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:53,405 - Something happens to you, I'm liable. - All right. Let me just clean up a little. 386 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:13,592 - Hi, I'm Tony... - I know who you are. Come in, please. 387 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,220 Tony. 388 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,598 What's up? 389 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,979 That thing we were talking about, this thing with me and my wife... 390 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,732 Alan just told me. 391 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,319 The thing is, in light of it, I was going over it in the shower... 392 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,572 ...and I realized that as much as I want this place... 393 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:39,034 ...now is not the time for me to be buying a house. 394 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:44,915 Sorry. I know it's a big disappointment. You ought to see how I feel. 395 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:48,335 I just wanna get my deposit back, and I'll get out of your life. 396 00:34:48,669 --> 00:34:52,881 Tony, it's not that clear to me how your marital situation negates the purchase. 397 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:57,094 I mean, most of this was for my kids. For my wife. 398 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:59,096 - That is so sad. - Excuse me, honey. 399 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,640 We had that place on the market a year and a half. 400 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:04,017 We had two offers, you and the Kims. 401 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,353 - So, what about them? - The Kims? 402 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:09,564 I can't go back to them. I guess I could, but I'm not going to. 403 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:13,652 They'd hold my feet to the fire. I don't wanna be insensitive with what you've... 404 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,279 ...got on your plate but we have a signed contract. 405 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,365 - Alan... - No, baloney! I dumped a buyer... 406 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:22,410 ...because they were in love with it. It was the cash and the short escrow. 407 00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:24,746 Look, who knows what's gonna happen, Tony? 408 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:27,499 You and your wife could be back together in a month... 409 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,876 ...leaving A.S. here fucked in the ass. 410 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,673 Whatever. 411 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:36,842 Look... 412 00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:40,428 What's the big deal? Why don't you just let me out of this thing, okay? 413 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,305 I can't. I have partners. 414 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,017 Excuse me. 415 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,566 I gotta take this. It was very nice to meet you. 416 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,902 But I'm not buying your house. 417 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,577 That guy's a mobster. 418 00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:06,163 They buy houses from people, they conduct business. 419 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:09,332 I dealt with them on that Neapolitan copyright thing for Enya. 420 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:14,588 I'll probably let him walk. But that's a negotiation, which he knows full well. 421 00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:17,883 - You don't have any partners. - Thank you, Rabbi. 422 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:22,512 I just talked to Carmine. He's ready to settle. 423 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,974 Are you kidding me? Everything's in motion. 424 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,726 Welcome to my world. 425 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:41,990 Now sit. 426 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:51,374 I'm sorry to learn about the marital situation, Tony. 427 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,877 Our thing is more than a livelihood. 428 00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:58,506 If one of us suffers a personal tragedy, falls ill and whatnot... 429 00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,550 ...we all feel it deeply. 430 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,886 No matter what kind of acrimony is in the air. 431 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:05,222 What's in the air is you're losing money. 432 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,724 We all agree we want to get back to earning. 433 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,476 But I reiterate again... 434 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:14,356 ...Zellman had a hand in HUD, so I can't, as a matter of principle... 435 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:16,775 ...relinquish my claim. 436 00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:19,903 - So? - I said 40... 437 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,406 ...you said five and a half, which was ridiculous. 438 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,867 Let's split the difference. 439 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,994 Twenty percent. 440 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,045 All right, 15. 441 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,672 You know what? 442 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:44,010 In the interest of putting this shit to bed, if that's what it's gonna take... 443 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,513 ...fifteen. 444 00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:51,977 Good. 445 00:37:56,065 --> 00:38:00,277 My son was a big help in all this. I want you always to remember that. 446 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,779 Even after I'm gone. 447 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:08,451 - But I'm not going no place. - Healthy as a fucking rhino, this guy. 448 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,578 You stay that way. 449 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,339 - Hi. - Hi. 450 00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:23,633 Did you get any sleep? 451 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,803 A little, I think. 452 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:32,267 Maybe it would be better if you went back to school. 453 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:35,770 Got your head into your schoolwork. Be with your friends. 454 00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:39,274 I'd just be thinking about what's going on here all the time. 455 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,571 I just keep thinking... 456 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,699 ...I used to feel so superior because so many of my friends... 457 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:52,579 ...had these fucked-up divorced parents. I guess I did too. 458 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,581 And like Finn... 459 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:58,543 I'm not saying I want kids, but if we did... 460 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,546 ...I used to imagine... 461 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:07,761 ...we'd all be together on the holidays, Christmas, all around this big fire. 462 00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:11,765 You will have a wonderful future, Meadow. 463 00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:16,269 We had a lot of wonderful times as a family. 464 00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:23,109 - All predicated on bullshit. - I don't want to fight with you, Meadow. 465 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:26,071 That's not true. I think you know it. 466 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,373 It was because of Furio, wasn't it? 467 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,586 Who said anything about Furio? 468 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:45,340 I have never been unfaithful to your father. 469 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,053 Daddy was. 470 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:55,016 This is not something I want to talk about. I'm sorry. 471 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,727 Not now, not ever. 472 00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:04,317 Jesus, how could you eat shit from him for all those years? 473 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:14,494 Fresh pepper? 474 00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:16,913 Just a little. 475 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,339 About you and Carmela... 476 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,551 I'm sorry. 477 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,475 This is not al dente. 478 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,531 - Hello? - Fucking amazing, huh? 479 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:55,076 Well, I guess that's that, huh? 480 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:02,292 Things have a momentum of their own. 481 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:08,423 More is lost by indecision than wrong decision. 482 00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:11,176 That's a good point. 483 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,973 Okay, then. You'll hear from me. 484 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:22,020 That was J.S. 485 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,731 We're not on for Tuesday no more, right? 486 00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,399 Wrong. 487 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,948 Johnny Sack. 488 00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:37,952 I always worked very fucking hard to make him think I liked him. 489 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,997 I'd try to feel him out about shit. 490 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:44,876 I think he and Ralphie were in bed in some way. 491 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,756 It went bad with that joke shit. 492 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,510 So? 493 00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:56,596 We reached an agreement. 494 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:59,849 When Tony gave him his final number, Carmine's Depends blew out. 495 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,018 Oh, my fucking back! 496 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:05,063 That cot at the pork store, not really good for sleeping, T. 497 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:08,149 With all due love and respect to Carmela... 498 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,653 ...I'd put her shit out on the curb and let it rain on her. 499 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,321 You can't disrupt the kids. 500 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,575 - That shit traumatizes them for life. - It's his house as much as it is hers. 501 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:22,664 - More. I paid for it. - That's right, T. I'm on your side on this. 502 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,215 She talked me into buying it in the first place. 503 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,675 Now I'm out in the streets? 504 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:37,011 These fucking phones. 505 00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:39,556 We were better off years ago. 506 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,936 - Yeah? - Tony? Alan Sapinsly. 507 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,272 - What? - I hadn't heard from you. 508 00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:50,567 My partners and I have decided to let you out of your obligation. 509 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:53,236 I want my 200 grand by the end of the week. 510 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,738 As to that, I'm not rescinding the deposit. 511 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,825 That's what they're for, to hold parties to agreements. 512 00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,953 If you want to make me an offer... 513 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:05,331 No, I think I'll buy the house. 514 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:09,377 My family has parties till 4, 5 in the morning. 515 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:13,256 I can show damages, and I'm being generous in not enforcing the sale. 516 00:43:13,465 --> 00:43:16,426 Damages? They haven't started yet. 517 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:21,055 Listen to me. There's a paper trail to our dispute, and Virginia Lupo's a witness. 518 00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:24,601 A hair on my head gets mussed, the authorities know just where to go. 519 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:28,271 Alan, you misread me entirely. 520 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,482 - You must think I'm a fucking thug. - Just be forewarned. 521 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:34,027 You're not getting your deposit back. 522 00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:46,706 Jesus, you scared me to death. 523 00:43:56,675 --> 00:43:59,344 This is my house, Carmela, and I'm not leaving. 524 00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:03,931 Get out of here, Tony. I asked you once nicely. 525 00:44:06,852 --> 00:44:08,645 All right, look. 526 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:13,024 I know what happened was wrong. I was an asshole. 527 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:17,570 And I apologize. I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 528 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:22,825 - I said, get out. - Make me. 529 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:27,413 I have an appointment with a lawyer, Tony. I will get a restraining order. 530 00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:29,832 A lawyer? Go ahead. 531 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:35,171 Go on, call him. Here. Use my phone. 532 00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:38,383 - Fine, stay. - Come here. 533 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,552 - You're not going anywhere. - Let go! Your son'll be home. 534 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,806 - You want him to see his father like this? - You'd love that. 535 00:44:44,973 --> 00:44:48,393 - I'm not leaving here, Carmela. - I don't love you anymore! 536 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:52,063 I don't want you! You are not sleeping in my bed, Tony! 537 00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:54,899 The thought of it now makes me sick! 538 00:44:57,444 --> 00:45:00,947 Jesus Christ almighty, I'm going fucking crazy! 539 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:24,011 - Mom's gonna let you stay out here? - Let? This is my house. 540 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,306 Ain't it better when I'm here? 541 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:30,101 - Well, sure. - Come on. 542 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,395 We'll bring them down to the garage tomorrow. 543 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,443 What time is it? 544 00:45:38,610 --> 00:45:41,779 - You just getting home? - We were studying. 545 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:45,491 Oh, yeah? From now on, I'm gonna take a bigger hand in this shit. 546 00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:49,829 I'm gonna be right out here. Be extra respectful to your mother. 547 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,622 She's going through a hard time. 548 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,958 - Did she say something? - I'm just saying. 549 00:45:56,462 --> 00:46:00,131 All right. Go to bed. It's a school night. 550 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:56,729 Audiences have been given an abundance of programming... 551 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,981 ...and they vote every hour, every minute... 552 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,818 ...every five minutes with their remote... 553 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,489 Thanks, by the way, for drinking wine in front of me. 554 00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:10,743 - Hello? - Call it off. 555 00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,204 - The old guy. - Yeah? 556 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:17,875 - Something don't make sense here. - You think it's a setup? 557 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,503 Not necessarily, but... 558 00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:23,798 ...our friend is very anxious to pass the ball, the prick. 559 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:27,009 But nobody can know this was ever considered. 560 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:30,429 I'll offer my guys half of what they'd have got. That should do it. 561 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:35,268 I just want you to make sure. I told you that. 562 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,299 Hey. 563 00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:08,092 It's all there. 564 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,053 You get the taste to chip a little H again... 565 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:17,476 ...don't forget to call us. You're gonna keep this quiet. 566 00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:20,688 - I got the mouth on a statue, nigga. - Word. 567 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:23,149 See you around. 568 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:39,790 - He ain't quit. He's just freshening up. - Don't say shit to Kaisha about this. 569 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,251 Or she be haunting my ass for that child support. 570 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,100 Hey. 571 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:41,018 Hi. 572 00:49:49,444 --> 00:49:51,070 What? 573 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:54,824 I was wondering when you were gonna move those seats down to the garage. 574 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:03,290 Seriously? That's what you came out here to talk to me about? 575 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:05,584 They're on the lawn. They'll ruin the grass. 576 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:09,255 "Bad for the grass, bad for the grass." 577 00:50:09,756 --> 00:50:15,261 I can't put the sprinklers on over there, Tony, without the seats getting wet. 578 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,930 They're your seats, I don't wanna wreck them. 579 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:20,016 I'll get right on it. 580 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:27,648 Why do you have to make even this little thing so difficult? 581 00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:31,235 What reason could you have for talking to me about theater seats... 582 00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:35,573 ...except to bust my balls? I wanted to water while I was out. 583 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:38,993 Yeah, right. 584 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:43,080 Fuck you. 585 00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:46,208 That's gonna cost you $3. 586 00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,842 You know what, Tony? What's done is done. 587 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,762 We are where we are, and it's for the best. 588 00:50:57,929 --> 00:51:01,515 But just for the record, or it might even interest you to know... 589 00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:06,937 ...that I might actually have gone on with your cheating and your bullshit... 590 00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:10,733 ...if your attitude around here had been even the least bit loving... 591 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,611 ...cooperative, interested... 592 00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:20,117 Whose idea was Whitecaps? 593 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,870 It's just a bigger version of an emerald ring. 594 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:26,540 - So you can keep on with your other life. - You don't know me at all. 595 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:30,336 I know you better than anybody, Tony. Even your friends. 596 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:34,048 - Which is probably why you hate me. - Hate you? 597 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:38,427 Well, don't worry, I'm going to hell when I die. 598 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:43,224 Nice thing to say to a person heading into an MRI. 599 00:52:01,326 --> 00:52:03,160 You know, Tony... 600 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:07,248 ...I have always been sorry I said that. 601 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,918 You were my guy. 602 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:16,257 You could be so sweet. Nobody could make me laugh like you. 603 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:23,556 Carmela, who the fuck did you think I was when you married me? 604 00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:28,018 You knew my father. You grew up around Dickie Moltisanti and your Uncle Eddie. 605 00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:30,604 Where do you get off acting surprised and miffed... 606 00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:32,439 ...when there are women on the side? 607 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,692 - You knew the deal. - Deal? 608 00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:37,945 Your mother can talk all she wants about what's-his-name. 609 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:41,532 You and I know that the other boyfriend you were debating marrying... 610 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,994 ...was Jerry Tufi with his father's snowplow business. 611 00:52:45,203 --> 00:52:49,081 And we now know that that wouldn't have suited you at all. 612 00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:52,084 You really don't hear me, do you? 613 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:57,381 - You think for me it's all about things. - No, no, I forced all this shit on you. 614 00:52:57,549 --> 00:53:02,261 What you really crave is a little Hyundai and a simple gold heart on a chain. 615 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:05,139 You are so fucking hateful. 616 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:13,230 - Can I tell you something, Tony? - Don't pretend like I got a choice. 617 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,610 The last year, I have been dreaming... 618 00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:21,906 ...and fantasizing and in love with Furio. 619 00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:25,743 What? 620 00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:28,662 When he'd come to pick you up... 621 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:33,792 ...I would look forward to it all night long in bed next to you. 622 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,170 Those nights when you were actually in the bed. 623 00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:42,676 And he would ring the doorbell, I felt like my heart would come out of my chest. 624 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:49,016 He would smile and we'd talk, and then you would come down the stairs. 625 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:52,436 And I felt probably like someone who is terminally ill... 626 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,940 ...and somehow they manage to forget it for a minute. 627 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:59,109 And then it all comes back. 628 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:09,495 - He'd talk to you? Oh, poor you! - He made me feel like I mattered! 629 00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:12,706 You asked me what Irina's cousin has that you don't have. 630 00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:15,626 I thought about it, because it's a pretty good question. 631 00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:19,004 Yeah, she's sexy enough, even with one pin gone, but that's not it. 632 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:21,757 I could converse with her because she had something to say! 633 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:25,135 I am here! I have things to say! 634 00:54:25,303 --> 00:54:28,555 Besides "Bring the chairs down" and "Did you sign the living trust?" 635 00:54:28,723 --> 00:54:31,141 She's a grown woman who's been kicked around. 636 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:34,353 She's been on her own, and she's had to fight and struggle. 637 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:38,899 Unlike me, is that it? Who the fuck wanted it like this? 638 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,860 Who the fuck pissed and moaned at just the idea... 639 00:54:42,028 --> 00:54:44,113 ...of me with a fucking real-estate license? 640 00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:48,325 Free to sit back for 20 fucking years and fiddle with the air conditioning... 641 00:54:48,493 --> 00:54:52,538 ...and fucking bitch and complain and fucking bitch, bitch, bitch! 642 00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:54,790 To me! To your priest! 643 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,542 Fuck it! 644 00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:08,053 Who knew all this time you wanted Tracy and Hepburn? 645 00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:15,185 Tony, what about the thousand other fucking pigs you had your dick in? 646 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,063 The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. 647 00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:21,108 Were you best friends with all of them too? 648 00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:25,154 You fucking hypocrite. 649 00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:49,678 The judge is calling you all into the courtroom. 650 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:54,641 Okay, thanks. 651 00:56:02,859 --> 00:56:04,526 Hello? 652 00:56:07,822 --> 00:56:09,531 Hello? 653 00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:27,466 The number you are calling was blocked... 654 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:31,804 ...and cannot be called back using your last-call return service. 655 00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:44,650 "We are still hopelessly deadlocked. 656 00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:49,446 One juror refuses to deliberate and can't be reasoned with. 657 00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:51,532 - What should we do now?" - Your Honor. 658 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:53,909 Again, I must move for a mistrial. 659 00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:58,372 Your Honor, the government asks that you give them another Allen charge... 660 00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:01,083 ...to go back and try again. 661 00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:04,128 As much as I'd like to, this jury's been at it a long time. 662 00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:08,382 I don't see where one or two more days is going to change anything. 663 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,384 Bring in the jury. 664 00:57:26,901 --> 00:57:28,694 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 665 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:31,363 ...I see that you are hopelessly deadlocked. 666 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:34,950 And I have no choice but to declare a mistrial. 667 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:38,871 I know that you did the best you could. 668 00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:43,750 You have performed a valuable service. You may be excused. 669 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:54,094 - Hey. - Well done. 670 00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:01,852 Beth, stay in touch. 671 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,438 Call me when your grandson is born. 672 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:08,233 I wouldn't want to think of you on that day. 673 00:58:13,364 --> 00:58:15,032 Dad? 674 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,911 Battle of Tarawa. Marines had no air cover. 675 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:21,079 It was a slaughter. 676 00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:29,963 - War? I don't know. - There's a Coke in there. 677 00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:33,717 Can I move in here? 678 00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:38,430 - What's wrong with your room? - I can't take it anymore. 679 00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:42,601 Mom's just on my case all the time. My dinner got cold. 680 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:46,396 So I was on the phone with Devin. We had to do an algebra problem. 681 00:58:53,154 --> 00:58:56,615 Look, I told you she's having a hard time right now. 682 00:58:56,783 --> 00:59:00,327 - She goes to a lot of trouble to cook. - Well, I didn't ask her to. 683 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,913 It's not fair. Why do I have to get stuck with her? 684 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:06,416 Hey, don't talk about your mother like that. 685 00:59:06,834 --> 00:59:09,044 You don't have to put up with her shit anymore. 686 00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:11,797 I heard you tell her off out by the pool. 687 00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:15,634 Well, you're not staying in here. 688 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,678 - Get that out of your head. - Why not? 689 00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:21,598 It would hurt her feelings, you don't want to be in her part of the house. 690 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:27,020 Your old amp's hooked back up. 691 00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,947 Be careful. I heard you bang the other one. 692 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,950 What are you gonna do without your speakers? I'll take them. 693 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:44,329 - They're just borrowing them. - I'll come back for the amp. 694 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:48,417 You can come in here and watch TV with me, but you can't stay here. 695 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,336 Fuck. 696 00:59:53,965 --> 01:00:00,637 Here. Go buy her one of those CDs she likes and some flowers. 697 01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:04,725 Tell her you're sorry, that you'll try to be more considerate. 698 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:26,622 We should call everybody, have a big party. 699 01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:33,712 Call Volpe's, have them send over a couple of pies. But that's it. 700 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:36,673 There's a hearty Burgundy still in the fridge. 701 01:00:42,513 --> 01:00:45,140 I don't suppose Tony would come. 702 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:49,853 With what's going on up at that abattoir. 703 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,940 I don't think so, Uncle Jun. 704 01:00:59,405 --> 01:01:04,201 Yeah, I want to get one large cheese and tomato and then one with alig'. 705 01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:06,495 Yeah, it's me. 706 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,181 Bobby. 707 01:01:26,891 --> 01:01:30,644 Go down by the cellar door, see if Murf left the envelope under the flagstone. 708 01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:32,854 He wouldn't have been around today. 709 01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:36,942 - I'll go look later. - Do it now. Is that asking so much? 710 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:39,903 I just went through the trial of my life. 711 01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:28,952 To wonderful friends, to Alan's shark-fin soup and to a wonderful day. 712 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:32,289 - Hear, hear. - Cheers. 713 01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:38,628 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents... 714 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:43,300 ...the star of our show, direct from the bar, Dean Martin! 715 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:45,343 What the hell? 716 01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:56,521 It's that boat. 717 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:13,330 Stugots? Fucking goombah trash. 718 01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:16,291 This whole shoreline's turning into the Gulf of Sorrento. 719 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:20,086 Hey, buddy! Turn it down! 720 01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:30,597 How long I been on? 721 01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:12,764 Been waiting long? 722 01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:16,560 Sorry, I was interviewing divorce lawyers. 723 01:04:16,769 --> 01:04:20,355 That's why I always ask myself, is it worth it financially? 724 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:23,108 You and Ginny are the old married couple. 725 01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:27,112 Marriage can be very hard work if both aren't pulling that load. 726 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,159 I was wondering, why the delay? 727 01:04:33,327 --> 01:04:35,579 I was gonna call you. 728 01:04:35,746 --> 01:04:37,998 You're not gonna be happy. 729 01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:41,251 I'm out. 730 01:04:42,753 --> 01:04:45,130 Come on, whacking a boss is bad for business. 731 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,716 - And now that he's settled... - We can weather it. 732 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:50,969 It's not just the internal upheaval. 733 01:04:52,096 --> 01:04:53,763 Mr. and Mrs. John Q. America... 734 01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:58,268 ...they sit still for our shit. So people get ripped off. They figure it's not them. 735 01:04:58,436 --> 01:05:03,523 But if it's the fucking O.K. Corral out there, the feds take heat. 736 01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:08,862 - Tony, this is very disappointing. - I know. 737 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:11,656 But he's old. You're gonna get your chance soon enough. 738 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:15,201 Don't go into coaching, Tony. It's not your long suit. 739 01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:19,789 - What I was gonna say... - Tomorrow I go into work. 740 01:05:19,957 --> 01:05:25,337 Creeps on this petty pace. And I take orders from him again? 741 01:05:25,504 --> 01:05:30,383 Or that disgusting fucking cocksucker idiot son of his? 742 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:35,889 - I shouldn't be hearing that. - Oh, really? 743 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,563 What I was gonna say was... 744 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,691 ...it's a major step. 745 01:05:46,859 --> 01:05:50,028 But if you wanna do it without me as a partner... 746 01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,781 ...you do what you gotta do. 747 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,909 I will never, ever reveal any conversation we ever had. 748 01:05:56,077 --> 01:05:57,994 The thing is, we had those conversations. 749 01:05:58,162 --> 01:06:00,455 Your mouth was moving along with mine. 750 01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:05,627 So now we go back about our business at the Esplanade like it never happened? 751 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,964 - Yeah, that would be the healthy choice. - Healthy for who? 752 01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:12,634 Why would I trust somebody who would leave me holding my cock like this? 753 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:17,180 - I shouldn't have heard that either. - Well, there you go. 754 01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:19,975 There's the fucking problem. 755 01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:27,315 John. 756 01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:31,486 I still consider you a dear, dear friend. 757 01:07:11,777 --> 01:07:15,572 So they're actually moored about 21/2 centimeters away from the fire. 758 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:19,242 They're finally making a little bit of an impact with their buckets... 759 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,082 I didn't know you were in the house. 760 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:31,921 - Stopped by to pick up a few things. - Fine. 761 01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:40,472 The geeks are really making some progress now. 762 01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:45,143 Turn that off and come here. 763 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,354 I got something to say to your mother, I might as well tell you. 764 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:51,107 It's almost over. 765 01:07:51,275 --> 01:07:52,859 Now. 766 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,957 I've been thinking about things, me living out there. 767 01:08:09,043 --> 01:08:12,337 And I've decided it's probably not a good idea. 768 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,184 What's going on? 769 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:35,610 I was just telling everybody, it's probably better if I don't live here anymore. 770 01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:42,784 Because I wanted to stay in there with you? I won't ask. 771 01:08:42,993 --> 01:08:46,704 - I just got pissed off. - He asked to live with you? 772 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,419 No, A.J. 773 01:08:53,587 --> 01:08:55,171 Come here. 774 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,175 That's not why. 775 01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:06,349 - Where are you gonna go? - Don't worry about it. 776 01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:13,898 You should go back to counseling. 777 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:17,610 It's better this way. 778 01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:24,993 He's making the right decision. He'll get a place, you'll go and visit. 779 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,911 It'll be better. You'll see. 780 01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:29,873 Well, you guys could still get back together maybe? 781 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:33,918 - Right? - Yeah. Sure. 782 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,629 We're still close. 783 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:58,443 God, is there nothing to eat in this house? 784 01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:34,604 Be careful. 785 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:38,399 I'll be at the Plaza. 786 01:11:45,175 --> 01:11:50,513 Well, I don't drink anymore. I freeze it now, and I eat it like a Popsicle. 787 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:55,226 A drink never hurt nobody. Remember the words of Joe E. Lewis: 788 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:58,730 "You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on." 789 01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:02,567 Fucking gangster asshole! 790 01:12:06,363 --> 01:12:07,613 Call the police. 791 01:12:07,781 --> 01:12:10,992 They'll just turn it down again when the police boat comes. 792 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:19,417 - The Coast Guard... - He can keep paying... 793 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:24,964 ...those $200 fines forever, Alan! You've gotta let it go, Alan! 794 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:28,384 Give him his money! God!