1 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,019 "Italy was relieved today upon learning... 2 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,604 ...that the country's high court... 3 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:49,817 ...had ruled that influence peddling is not a crime. 4 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:54,655 Said Franco Ferrarotti, an Italian sociologist: 5 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,365 'Essentially the judges are saying 6 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:57,783 what everybody believes.' 7 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,494 He was referring to raccomandazione, 8 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:01,620 the Italian custom... 9 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:05,082 ...of seeking special treatment from people in power. 10 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,711 'This is our version of the Protestant ethic, ' 11 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,296 Mr. Ferrarotti said. 12 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,424 The case concerned a clerk of a civil court in Potenza... 13 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,928 ...who was jailed for promising to speed up someone's trial. 14 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,140 Evidence showed that he received 88 pounds of fish... 15 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:24,309 ...in return for his assistance." 16 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:36,715 Hello? Yeah, she's here. 17 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,551 She's on duty today. 18 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,179 The same, undercover. 19 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,514 Yeah, let me have her call you back. 20 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,767 Deb, it was your mom. 21 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,413 You complain about your paper on ethnicity. 22 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,832 Here's interesting stuff. It's your background. 23 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:15,254 We're from Potenza? I thought we were "Nabolidaboli" or whatever. 24 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:19,007 Napoletani. But this is about Italy as a whole. 25 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,426 The squirrels eat that bread I put out 26 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,428 for the ducks or somebody sweep it up? 27 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,264 I do know that Meadow stepped in 28 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,057 some soggy bread in her bare feet. 29 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,643 You should've heard it. 30 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,561 What's that? 31 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,313 The New York Times 32 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,648 that your friend here has delivered to him... 33 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:37,234 ...every day at school for social studies... 34 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,278 ...then doesn't read. I find them in his room. 35 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,446 Make a go of it at that new school. 36 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,991 You got no idea what we had to do to get you in. 37 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,119 There is no reason you shouldn't pass social studies. 38 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,454 You passing social studies? 39 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,957 You just reveal your own ignorance. 40 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,710 It's only been five days. We didn't get grades yet. 41 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:58,964 I what? I reveal my own what? 42 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,559 Look at that. 43 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,147 Now he's reading. 44 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,866 - Hey, everybody. - Where's Furio? 45 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,912 How you doing, Ton? 46 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,081 A.J., finish getting dressed. 47 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,208 - You want some coffee? - No. 48 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,668 Has Furio got that bug again? 49 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,837 Tony likes to mix it up, you know. 50 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,339 Different cars. 51 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:48,680 - What, the Caprice? - No, he's turning off. 52 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,308 Take me to my uncle's doctor. 53 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:55,604 Furio called me. He's going to the fucking track today? 54 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,357 So, what about it? 55 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:00,734 I don't know. I'm driving again all of a sudden. 56 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:03,445 I gotta explain why I want you with me this week? 57 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,947 - God forbid you explain. - That's right. 58 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,033 Now you're gonna get fresh about it. 59 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:10,243 I'm just saying, I'm glad to do it. 60 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,621 Oh, I'm glad you're glad. 61 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,255 Your father was like a mentor to me. 62 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,674 - Right. - A standup. 63 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,594 You ask anybody. Your old man was a legend. 64 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:31,390 He single-handed hunted down that New England crew. 65 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:34,643 Brought the war home to them up there. 66 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:38,939 Another Chevy. 67 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,403 It's nuns. 68 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:48,073 Might be undercover feds, but I doubt it. 69 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,254 He must be colicky. 70 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:09,052 I think he likes your hair better that way. 71 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,519 Mr. Soprano. 72 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:20,772 - There she is. - You be good, now. Don't start. 73 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,983 You ought to see my finish. 74 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:27,028 You know, you get sued for talk like that nowadays. 75 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,447 Cancel my appointment. 76 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:29,948 Let me die if a man can't voice... 77 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,450 ...to a beautiful woman 78 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,034 the zephyrs blowing through his mind. 79 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,911 My God, will you listen to him today? 80 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:38,623 Go in there now and strip down to your shorts. 81 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,959 You see, now? I'm not gonna touch that line. 82 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,463 Too much class. But as for that lovely laugh line... 83 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,339 Come on, handsome, we're busy. 84 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,301 Give me that cheek, right here. 85 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,553 I surrender. Do with me what you will. 86 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,180 Okay. 87 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:56,475 The doctor will be with you both. 88 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,527 So, what'd you wanna see me about? 89 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,988 My trial starts a week from Tuesday. 90 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:10,989 You'll beat it. 91 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,199 Melvoin's good. 92 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,743 We have to change our arrangement. 93 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,666 Which arrangement is that? 94 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,169 These lawyers are taking my internal organs. 95 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,338 A million bucks for this trial, 96 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,006 Melvoin and Hirshorn are charging. 97 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,175 And that was bad enough. 98 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,719 They put this Harvard kid on, this lackey. 99 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:34,012 I don't know what the fuck he does. 100 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,223 And then they just decided we needed 101 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,517 audibility experts to testify you can't... 102 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,393 ...definitively state what people 103 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,395 are saying on the government tapes. 104 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,772 I could fucking tell them that. 105 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,775 Yeah, well, those guys, they got sound graphs and shit. 106 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,110 Fifty grand the cocksuckers are charging. 107 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,279 Plus the minimization expert, 108 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,323 plus the fucking monthly expenses. 109 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,825 Fucking Lexus fees, the xeroxing. 110 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,828 An entire forest must have given its life in Xerox paper... 111 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,997 ...just for this one fucking trial. 112 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,040 I said to Mel, 113 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,959 "Can't we just at one meeting 114 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,043 all read from the same paper? 115 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,088 - Pass it around?" - Our split stays the same. 116 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:14,135 You kept me in place as boss to take the heat off you. 117 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,972 My legal problems let you go strutting 118 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,723 around like a gabavreesch two years. 119 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:21,893 - There you go. - Ten points. 120 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,062 I got medical bills too, Anthony. 121 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,730 I got cash-flow problems of my own. 122 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:29,067 A one-time hit, 50, 75 grand to cover the audibility expert. 123 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,027 I got two kids in private schools. 124 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,445 Goddamn it! 125 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,239 Get your shy running right. 126 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:37,534 That's what you should be focused on. 127 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,757 Would you like to try some kielbasa? Kentshire Farms. 128 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,843 - Sure. - Nitrate free. 129 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:03,310 I mean, don't get me wrong, I like Versace's dinnerware... 130 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:07,188 ...but stamping your face on every plate. The ego! 131 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:10,942 Look who's here. 132 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,571 My God, what are you doing home? 133 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,158 I gotta get this out of my car. 134 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,451 Is that for us? 135 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,455 You're in a good mood. 136 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,458 Want me to fix you a plate? 137 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,877 Will you shut that pocket rat up? 138 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,837 You wanna say hello to Danielle? 139 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,297 Not really. 140 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:33,798 I should go, anyhow. 141 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:37,010 Enjoy your wine. Don't listen to his bullshit. 142 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,887 I gotta get up early tomorrow. 143 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,805 No matter how much the john offers? 144 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:41,848 Pig. 145 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,186 This is beautiful. 146 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,105 Where'd you get it? 147 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,482 You said you were gonna go, go. 148 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,485 - I gotta get some sleep. - I should go. 149 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,491 Froze to death in that mall today. 150 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,743 They go crazy with the air conditioning. 151 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,287 So when am I gonna see you again? 152 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,330 I'll call you. 153 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:06,998 Okay, sweetie. 154 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,710 Some of those bags look like Gucci. 155 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,963 He gets that stuff all the time. His cousin's a liquidator. 156 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,591 - Bye. - See you. 157 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:23,264 - You are so fucking rude. - I had a horrible goddamn day. 158 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,934 She's over here all the time lately. 159 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,604 Tony still acting all mean? 160 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,148 Cosette, quiet. 161 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,775 Fucking asshole. 162 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,777 Ever since I questioned his judgment... 163 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,654 ...on some Ralphie-Jackie Jr. problem. 164 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,366 Like he's fucking infallible, Pope Tony XXIII or some shit. 165 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,702 Now he starts in with my father... 166 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,078 ...so I can be compared all negative. 167 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,871 - Jeez. - You never know. 168 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,207 I could be on the endangered species list. 169 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,002 - Chrissy! - Gonna get high? 170 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,296 Maybe I'll just smoke some. 171 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,591 Stonato. That's more addictive than shooting. 172 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,219 I don't do it every fucking day now... 173 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,303 ...like some people. 174 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,056 I'm just chipping. I got it under control. 175 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,975 Chrissy, Tony loves you. 176 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,812 Why would he have you made if he didn't depend on you? 177 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,107 He could depend on me. 178 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,570 When the fuck have I ever not been there 100 percent. 179 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,837 Want some? 180 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,632 Can I talk to you a minute? 181 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,597 Turn this off? 182 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,058 Turn it down. 183 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,564 I'm worried, Tony. 184 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,067 - About my weight? - About money. 185 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,653 So you're getting less allowance than usual. 186 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,821 I told you, it's temporary. 187 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,490 Super Bowl last year, we didn't lay enough off. 188 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,576 No, it's not just that. I'm worried about you... 189 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,702 ...about the future... 190 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,704 ...me and the kids if something happens to you. 191 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,666 - I don't provide for you? - Now. 192 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,502 I saw Angie Bonpensiero today. 193 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,213 She was handing out free Polish sausage... 194 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:00,922 ...at the supermarket. 195 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,716 Don't start with that. I supported her long enough. 196 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,511 Who is gonna support your children and me? 197 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,388 If, God forbid, something happens to you. 198 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,430 That's the point. 199 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,725 Sil? Paulie? That is frightening. 200 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,019 You'll be taken care of. 201 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,650 Say, that was real pretty. Go on, play some more. 202 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,819 Now, why don't you play something I... 203 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,868 You're set in perpetuity. 204 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,452 There's money in overseas accounts. 205 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,162 I don't have the serial numbers. 206 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,539 You'll have them then. 207 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:40,420 Not now. For your own benefit. So you're not an accomplice. 208 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,716 Jesus, Carmela, I been busting my pick all day... 209 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,385 ...to bring home the money you're concerned about. 210 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,596 I thought maybe I could have a sundae... 211 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,055 ...and zone out in front of the TV... 212 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:55,435 ...because, A, you're right, my job is extremely stressful... 213 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:02,233 I am talking about some simple estate planning, Tony... 214 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,067 ...that's all. 215 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,321 My cousin, Brian Cammarata, helped lots of people... 216 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,864 ...set up trusts for their kids... 217 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,865 ...begin asset allocation... 218 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,075 I gotta spell this out for you? 219 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,453 I can't declare X amount of my income. 220 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:16,205 Your consulting fees from Barone Sanitation you do. 221 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,292 We file a tax return to justify the house, the cars. 222 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,086 We could be putting aside some to start a portfolio. 223 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,296 Stocks? 224 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,256 You gotta be high in the corporate structure... 225 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,591 ...to make that work. 226 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,969 We don't have those Enron-type connections. 227 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,220 Bonds, then. 228 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,430 There are these things called REITs... 229 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,389 ...that Brian told me about. 230 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,600 Bonds? Where's the capital for that? 231 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,019 In the Caymans or under the mattress... 232 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,271 ...or wherever you put it at zero growth. 233 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,230 The money stays. 234 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,941 With what's going on in the world? 235 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,818 - There's always an excuse. - There's no cash in this house. 236 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,905 Not since our last bust. Check the vents. 237 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,283 And I provide for my children. 238 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,451 Yes, Tony, you do. 239 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,621 But I don't know how because you won't tell me. 240 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,039 Let me tell you something. 241 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,749 Or you can watch the fucking news. 242 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,918 Everything comes to an end. 243 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,305 Good morning, Ton. 244 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,810 - They over there? - I was able to reach everybody. 245 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,646 What the fuck you doing? 246 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,440 - What, Ton? - You're wasting fucking ice. 247 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,733 Oh, it's mostly melted. 248 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,277 - You gonna argue with me now? - No, Ton. 249 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,904 You don't have to see the monthly statement. 250 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,823 We're losing money. 251 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,658 No, Ton, you're right. I don't. 252 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,035 Think that shit grows on trees? 253 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,580 Ice? No, I don't. 254 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,165 What, are you getting cute with me? 255 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,125 No. 256 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,086 I think you are. You're getting an attitude on you. 257 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,672 I'm not. 258 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,343 Ice, Ton, when it hangs around... 259 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,053 Hey, Georgie, be quiet. 260 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,888 But it gets watery. 261 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,558 It dilutes the drinks, especially Scotch. 262 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,685 Jesus Christ. 263 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,687 Here, throw it all away now. 264 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,605 Waste it all, fucking John D. Rockefeller! 265 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,192 Waste it all! Motherfuck, huh! 266 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,699 Conserve! 267 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,884 Where were you? 268 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,934 I wanna know why there's zero growth... 269 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,687 ...in this family's receipts. 270 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,233 Where's the fucking money? 271 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,778 You're supposed to be earners. 272 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,946 That's why you got the top-tier positions. 273 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,158 Each of you, go to your people on the street, crack some heads. 274 00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,119 Create some fucking earners out there! 275 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,419 The guy. We talked about this over at the other place. 276 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:13,174 With the guy, the councilman. What the fuck happened to that? 277 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,801 - It petered out. - It petered out? 278 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,553 - It died on the vine. - It died on the vine? 279 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,473 It died on the vine. The guy, he moved or something. 280 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:25,061 Oh, nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about? 281 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,858 We hear you, Ton. 282 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,198 My uncle... 283 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:41,077 ...the boss of this family, is on trial for his life. 284 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:45,957 And what you people are kicking up there is a fucking disgrace. 285 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:51,170 You know how much lawyers cost? A major RICO like his? 286 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,006 I'm the only one supporting him. 287 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,593 This thing is a pyramid, since time immemorial. 288 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,137 Shit runs downhill. 289 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,055 Money goes up. It's that simple. 290 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,474 I should not have to be coming here... 291 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,102 ...hat in my hand... 292 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,147 ...reminding you about your duty to that man. 293 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,525 And I don't wanna hear about the economy! 294 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,527 I don't wanna hear it. 295 00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,904 Sil, break it down for them. 296 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,031 What two businesses have been... 297 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,243 ...recession-proof since time immemorial? 298 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,996 Certain aspects of show business and our thing. 299 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,332 Now, that's it. That's all I gotta say. 300 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,794 Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed. 301 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,730 Is that what your coach laid out for you as a training breakfast? 302 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,824 The shelf in the garage is still loose. 303 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,493 You went down in the garage? 304 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,454 I'm gonna go check it out. 305 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,582 You said you'd get up early, come to church with me... 306 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,084 ...and go online and register for your classes. 307 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,045 I'll miss Grandma-and-Grandpa dinner too. 308 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,756 There's a back-to-school party for Hadley. 309 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,437 Those boring Sunday dinners. 310 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,940 Can one of my new friends eat over? 311 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,858 Aunt Ro and Uncle Ralph will be here too... 312 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,860 ...but I'm sure we can fit. 313 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,447 - Not gonna lay out, Dad? - It's too cold. 314 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,534 Ralphie and Ro are coming out here today? 315 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,451 I thought we got that... 316 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,245 ...straightened out months ago. 317 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,788 And it's not "Uncle" Ralph. 318 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,957 I asked you about inviting them the other night... 319 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,667 ...and you said, mmm. 320 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,794 I must've been focused on something else. 321 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:42,133 Yeah, well, it's Ro's birthday, and she's very down. 322 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:53,019 Anthony, I ever tell you about the time I had a Harley? 323 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:57,273 - Whoa, cool. - Seventy-four Shovelhead. 324 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,400 I could blow off Porsches on that thing. 325 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,193 Not my dad's Boxster. 326 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,653 - What's your name? - Matt. 327 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,322 Matt, no offense... 328 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,825 ...but your dad's Boxster is a Porsche with panties. 329 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,160 He knows what I'm saying. 330 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,079 I mean, that's for the Hamptons, the Boxster. 331 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,790 I'm talking Turbo Carrera. 332 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,500 One time I'm alongside this... 333 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,127 ...Turbo with doctor plates. 334 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,130 We come off the line, he's got this big Jew grin. 335 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,174 - You're not Jewish, are you? - Half. 336 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,675 He knows it's all in fun. 337 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,010 We hit the intersection... 338 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,678 ...Passaic Avenue and New Dutch Lane. 339 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,888 We're doing 110. 340 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,683 Right through the light. He wasn't grinning then, boy. 341 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:37,063 I look back. He's white as false teeth. 342 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,232 Jason Mingelli's parents let him get a YZ250. 343 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,525 You get on that bike... 344 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,195 ...I'll cut your legs off before the bike does. 345 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,529 I had the high handlebars. 346 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,366 Bruce Dern, don't you got somewhere to be? 347 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,910 I gotta hit the little boys' room. 348 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,578 You guys need some help? 349 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:57,333 In my day there was a motorcycle called the Vincent Black Shadow. 350 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,628 - Boy, did that thing take off. - The hoods all drove those. 351 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,881 They beat you up that time, you remember, on City Island? 352 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,591 He'd just gotten out of the Navy. 353 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:08,344 I think he weighed 105 pounds. 354 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,554 Did you see any action in World War II? 355 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,389 A little bit. 356 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,557 I was stationed in Nova Scotia... 357 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,310 ...but I'd caught diverticulitis... 358 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,645 ...the weight loss she's talking about. 359 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,980 Oh, my God, you're eating. I'm so sorry. 360 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,440 Don't worry, come in. 361 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,733 Absolutely. You want something? 362 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,276 No, thank you. 363 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,070 I came to borrow the samovar... 364 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,364 ...for my cousin's baby shower. 365 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,408 This is my friend, Danielle Ciccolella. 366 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:32,618 This is Christopher's cousin, Tony. 367 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:33,911 Tony. 368 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,163 How you doing? 369 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,708 His cousin, Carmela. 370 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:43,212 - This is a beautiful home. - Thank you. 371 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,424 - Where you from, Danielle? - Whippany. 372 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,802 - Want some anisette? - No, thanks. 373 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,220 This thing needs polishing. 374 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:57,643 - There's a bathroom downstairs. - It's me, Janice. 375 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,565 - There's a bathroom downstairs! - I know. 376 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,947 - What? - What are you doing? 377 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,199 Nothing. 378 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,119 - Come on, come on, come on. - I knew it. 379 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,413 Go ahead, you can do that. 380 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,130 How's Ro doing down there? 381 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,425 Very quiet. You know, it's to be expected. 382 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,137 They got her on medication. I don't think it's helping. 383 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,973 "Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity!" 384 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:39,435 Danielle, did you see the loggia? 385 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,147 That loggia was my daughter's idea. 386 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,733 Nice, huh? 387 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,027 Danielle, come check this out. 388 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,616 Wait, Ralphie. 389 00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,163 Oh, come on. 390 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:02,541 - What? - What are you doing to me here? 391 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:19,558 I was stationed in Nova Scotia. Well, I told you that. 392 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:23,103 Anyway, there was nothing for them to do... 393 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,271 ...in Nova Scotia. 394 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,274 Great seafood, but other than that... 395 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,085 It's a lot of cracked corn. 396 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:46,877 All the ducks... 397 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,921 ...they've flown south for the winter. 398 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,757 So I'll be ready for next season. 399 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,343 Thanks. 400 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,388 Red Suburban. I'll be over at Italianissimo. 401 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,396 Good news about the Esplanade. 402 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,439 The legislature voted to refund... 403 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:08,941 ...the special Newark Development District... 404 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,735 ...along Frelinghuysen north from the Museum of Trucking. 405 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,863 Because of the vote, Omni will put up a hotel... 406 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,116 ...with a galleria on the first floor. 407 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,242 Word came down yesterday. 408 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,577 A galleria? 409 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:22,580 Fifty stores selling sneakers and turnip greens. 410 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:25,583 It's a demographic imperative. Hoboken's maxed out. 411 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:28,252 Your Prada people are already moving to Down Neck. 412 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,629 Where are they gonna go next? 413 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:34,258 My old man had a piece of the garbage transfer station... 414 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,260 ...in lower Manhattan in the '70s. 415 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,636 Now, people told him... 416 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:40,222 ...start buying up the abandoned buildings around here. 417 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,932 But he couldn't see it. 418 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,809 And now it's Tribeca. 419 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,770 Tell you, Tony, I'm borrowing money myself... 420 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,564 ...to grab up parcels along Frelinghuysen... 421 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,190 ...through a shell company. 422 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,984 A private citizen like you? 423 00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:56,030 Who's gonna quibble with patriotic entrepreneurism? 424 00:26:56,948 --> 00:27:00,284 My uncle has property down on Frelinghuysen. 425 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,080 Mr. Soprano. 426 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:13,881 Oh, boy. 427 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,593 Right there. 428 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,554 I'm gonna be busy the next couple months. But after that... 429 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,932 ...what would you say, me and you. 430 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,644 Una bella giornata to that city called Atlantic. 431 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:30,022 I have many dear friends there. I could show you quite a time. 432 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:33,692 - Thank you, but I don't gamble. - With me it's never a gamble. 433 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,486 You know, today is my last day. 434 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:36,820 Where are you going? 435 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:37,863 Back to school. 436 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:41,992 Anyway, I'll come say goodbye when you're done here. 437 00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:47,331 Excuse me. 438 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,960 All the fucking luck. 439 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,088 So, what is it today? 440 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,173 It's becoming clear to me... 441 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,717 ...Murf can't run my operations while I'm in court. 442 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,844 He's starting to forget things. 443 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:01,929 His words. 444 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,473 Sometimes there's food on the front of his shirt, 445 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,517 the poor bastard. 446 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,187 I'm gonna move Bobby up. 447 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:14,066 - I think it's a good choice. - I wasn't asking. I'm telling. 448 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:17,945 - So you know who to talk to. - Bobby know yet? 449 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:19,738 Well, I think we should bring him in here. 450 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,825 He's gonna be a very happy man. 451 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,248 Thought you were at the beauty parlor. 452 00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,709 I'm gonna get the last of the tomatoes. 453 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,586 Yeah, they were good last night. 454 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,255 A little late in the season for ducks, no? 455 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:21,300 Well, not necessarily. The ones from upper Canada... 456 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:24,511 ...this is the south to them. 457 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:49,995 Speak. 458 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:52,873 I have a collect call from Mr. Walters. 459 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,792 Okay, operator. 460 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:55,959 John? 461 00:29:56,044 --> 00:30:01,298 - Oh, right on time. - It's all I got, pal, time. 462 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,342 What the fuck happened out there? 463 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,636 Didn't Tony tell you? Sil? 464 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,095 They just mentioned in passing... 465 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,681 ...you were doing the county book in Youngstown. 466 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,768 They didn't have long to talk. 467 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:15,687 Hello? 468 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,147 Let me first say... 469 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,483 ...I can't tell you how touched I was... 470 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,860 ...when my nephew told me you wanted me to call. 471 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,905 Anthony only talks to me through middlemen. 472 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,782 So, what'd they pinch you for? 473 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:30,828 Gun charge. I drove out to visit Lenny Scotise. 474 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:34,206 Don't know if you know Lenny. We used to have that club in... 475 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,415 Doesn't matter. 476 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,209 Anyway, my first night here... 477 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,710 ...we drive out to visit... 478 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,838 ...Dean Martin's birthplace in Steubenville. 479 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,173 Cops pull us over for no left blinker. 480 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,510 Long story short? They find a piece under the seat. 481 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,512 Fucking.38. 482 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:49,596 Turns out it was used... 483 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,098 ...in an unsolved murder out here... 484 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,349 ...from eight years ago. 485 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,935 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah. 486 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:58,188 - So, what can I do to help? - You're too much. Nothing. 487 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,065 The lawyer said they'll keep us here... 488 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:01,191 ...as long as they can... 489 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,944 ...until they make their case or somebody cops to it. 490 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,905 - Keep your dick up. - Well, I... Leave that! 491 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:10,117 Don't touch that. My program's coming on. 492 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:14,413 John, love you, babe. Don't let me rot, now. 493 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,759 - Hello? - I gotta work tonight. 494 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:31,555 - I see. - You see. You see what? 495 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,181 You're so concerned about our finances... 496 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,559 ...where do you think it comes from? 497 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,603 Well, be careful driving home. 498 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:49,615 There he is. Here's to Newark's newest hotel, huh, Ton? 499 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:57,456 Anything else with the Esplanade I should know? 500 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:58,999 No. 501 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,084 It's the girls from Icelandic Air. 502 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,086 Oh, come on in. 503 00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:09,176 Hey, how are you? 504 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,512 All right, let me get the fuck out of here. 505 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,182 - How's Junior? - He's gonna be all right. 506 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,392 Tell him he's in our prayers, et cetera. 507 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:19,728 I'll be sure and let him know. 508 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,229 One other thing, though. 509 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,607 John said he went to a cookout at your house. 510 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:26,485 - Yeah. - A don doesn't wear shorts. 511 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:31,615 All right, Carmine, come on. Elevator's here. 512 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,039 - So where are you girls from? - Reykjavik. 513 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:42,000 Oh, you do, and you'll clean it up. 514 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:34,011 - Christopher! - Yo. Yeah. 515 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:36,221 Let's go. 516 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,025 What's up, T? 517 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:13,467 - You have a good time tonight? - All right. 518 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,344 Learn anything? 519 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,638 Like what? 520 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,223 Anything. 521 00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,851 You had a sit-down with two bosses. 522 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,228 You got a real hard-on for me, that's all I know. 523 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:28,106 - Oh, you think so. - It's fucking obvious. 524 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,567 Take the parkway. 525 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,652 You know, for all the things... 526 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,738 ...there are to eat on this island... 527 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,907 ...your breadfruit, mangoes, papayas... 528 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:40,243 ...not to mention the fish in the sea... 529 00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:42,412 ...there's no question about us surviving. 530 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,164 We could go on here for years. 531 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,374 And I mean years. 532 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,668 Where you going? 533 00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:53,757 Get that. 534 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,636 Hello. 535 00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:02,849 Who did? 536 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,145 Oh, they did? 537 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,856 I'll tell him. 538 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,443 Tell me what? 539 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:17,072 - That was Melvoin. - So it was Melvoin. 540 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,783 The fuck is this, Mother May I? Go ahead! Tell me! 541 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:23,120 He just had a call from some source of his. 542 00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:25,455 Dr. Schreck's office isn't safe to talk at. 543 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:29,417 The FBI had an undercover in there since January. 544 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,128 Or D-day or something. 545 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:35,799 The agent's been pulled to testify at your trial. 546 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,184 All right, pull up over there. 547 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,706 Who's that? Bobby Bacala? 548 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:10,000 See over there? 549 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:17,340 Guy in there killed your father. 550 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,136 What the fuck are you talking about? 551 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:25,140 Barry Haydu. 552 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,768 Detective lieutenant in the Clifton Police Force. 553 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,146 Retired today. 554 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,733 That's his retirement party. 555 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:44,659 Everybody always told me it was a fucking cop. 556 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,161 I thought he was dead. 557 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:48,288 My mother can't even talk about it. 558 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,373 Did the hit for Jilly Rufalo. 559 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,250 He and your old man were in the can together. 560 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,920 Jilly stabbed your old man's cellmate to death. 561 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,088 So when your old man got paroled... 562 00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:58,673 ...he tracked down Jilly. 563 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,050 Took out his eye so bad... 564 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,594 ...he couldn't even put a glass one in. 565 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:05,055 Loyal, your old man. 566 00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:09,392 That's what I heard. 567 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,394 Some guy's eye. 568 00:37:12,146 --> 00:37:16,024 They hit my dad right outside my house, right? 569 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,527 He was bringing home a crib for me? 570 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,780 Yeah. 571 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,867 Well, no, he was outside the house... 572 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,244 ...but he wasn't carrying a crib. 573 00:37:27,286 --> 00:37:29,037 He had a bunch of TV trays. 574 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,916 Could've been a crib just as easily. 575 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,419 That rat fuck was in uniform then. 576 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,589 Gambled like you wouldn't believe. 577 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,092 He did it on contract. 578 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:43,718 Could've been a crib just as easily. 579 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:47,222 So how come he's still fucking walking? 580 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,225 Because he's been useful. But he's outlived it... 581 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,520 ...as of his cute little ceremony this afternoon. 582 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:57,482 Is that him? With the sombrero on? 583 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,277 No, you can't tell from here. 584 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:04,072 But maybe. Maybe it... Yeah. 585 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,408 Yeah, probably. 586 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,958 Here. 587 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:20,547 Nice house, apparently. They say he paid cash for it. 588 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,258 Good luck. 589 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,139 Questions? 590 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:37,230 Kill the dome light. 591 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,246 That's the lamest plan I ever heard. 592 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:39,918 It is not a lame plan. We got it all worked out. 593 00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:42,379 We got the time to place everything! 594 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,421 It's lame. 595 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:46,216 Magnum, why are you being so negative and hostile? 596 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:49,010 I wanted the biggest drug dealer in the Midwest... 597 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,346 ...and he's a dangerous criminal... 598 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,182 The fuck is this? You're cleaned out. 599 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,017 There's nothing to rob in this place. 600 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,938 Well, there's this. 601 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,066 Okay. 602 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:06,820 You know I'm a police officer. 603 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:12,158 Engraving on this watch says you retired, today. 604 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,246 Well... 605 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:20,333 ...every little bit helps. 606 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,338 Rough divorce, huh? 607 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,259 She must be a real vile twat. 608 00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:33,596 Hope she didn't pass it on to your daughter. 609 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,890 Listen to me. 610 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,394 It's not too late to cut your losses. 611 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,020 Unlock me, give me the weapons. 612 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:44,399 I promise you I will do whatever is in my power to help you. 613 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:48,403 Maybe. Let's come back to that. 614 00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:54,993 You remember Dickie Moltisanti? 615 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,995 - No. - No? 616 00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:59,831 Is that what you said? 617 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:04,210 - Was he a friend of yours? - He was my father. 618 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:09,674 Steak san, Newport fries. 619 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,011 Scrambled eggs, no oil, tomato slices. 620 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:31,070 So are you mentally prepared for this promotion? 621 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,114 Oh, yeah. 622 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,620 How's that steak? 623 00:41:38,954 --> 00:41:41,247 - It's okay. - Yeah? 624 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,001 - Hon? - Yeah? 625 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,670 Another steak san over here, rare. 626 00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:49,714 Coming up. 627 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,176 No, because it's... 628 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:56,471 It's a lot of added responsibility. 629 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,849 I think it should've happened sooner. 630 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,562 How's your family doing, you know... 631 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:08,024 since the tragedy with your dad? 632 00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:12,362 - Rough on my mother. - Yeah, yeah, well... 633 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:16,491 How old is she now? 634 00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:19,077 She's 69. 635 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,707 Mom really went downhill after the World Trade Center. 636 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,962 You know, Quasimodo predicted all this. 637 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:31,506 - Who did what? - All these problems. 638 00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:33,675 The Middle East, the end of the world. 639 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,635 Nostradamus. 640 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,054 Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame. 641 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,223 Oh, right. Notredamus. 642 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:43,434 Nostradamus and Notre Dame. 643 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,563 It's two different things completely. 644 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:53,945 It's interesting, though, they'd be so similar, isn't it? 645 00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:58,241 And I always thought, "Okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. 646 00:42:58,325 --> 00:43:00,159 You also got your quarterback... 647 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,411 ...and your halfback of Notre Dame." 648 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:02,745 One's a fucking cathedral. 649 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:05,164 Obviously, I know. I'm just saying... 650 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:06,916 ...it's interesting, the coincidence. 651 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,544 What, you gonna tell me you never pondered that? 652 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,004 The back thing with Notre Dame? 653 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,214 No. 654 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,765 Look, I don't know who told you I had anything to do... 655 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,267 ...with the death of your father... 656 00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:26,436 ...but their information is faulty. 657 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,772 Or they are deliberately not telling you the truth. 658 00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:30,940 Are you inferring... 659 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:33,276 ...that you didn't take cash from Jilly Rufalo... 660 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:36,863 ...to whack my father while he was carrying a TV tray... 661 00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:37,655 ...for me to watch TV? 662 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:41,451 I don't know anybody named Rufalo. 663 00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:44,621 You're being set up! 664 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:48,750 He's lying to you, whoever he is! 665 00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:51,878 It wouldn't make any difference. 666 00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:53,588 What do you mean? 667 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,591 - He wants you dead. - All right, look, look, look. 668 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,594 I got a boat. It's a Sea Ray 230. 669 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:00,637 It's almost brand-new. 670 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,181 I didn't kill your father, but you could... 671 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:06,309 You don't want a cop-kill on your head! 672 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,811 And what if they won't pull over, T.C? 673 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:12,398 I'm not gonna take on a limo in this car. 674 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,151 - No problem. - I'm sorry! 675 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:17,403 - Pull over to the side. - I'm sorry. 676 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:20,156 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 677 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,200 What are you gonna do? 678 00:44:22,284 --> 00:44:24,452 Honk the horn. 679 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,454 Pull over! Police! 680 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:29,916 Police? In a Ferrari? 681 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:44,305 Freeze. Don't move a muscle, or I'll put a bullet through it. 682 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:49,352 Special Investigator Finaday, you're under arrest. 683 00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:50,853 What's the charge, officer? 684 00:44:50,896 --> 00:44:56,234 Speeding, reckless driving, endangering another vehicle. 685 00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:58,861 And impersonating an officer. 686 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,488 How you think it's going? 687 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:04,242 Oh, it couldn't be better. You two are terrific. 688 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,994 Soon as they come through the door... 689 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,163 ...we're gonna nail them. 690 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,707 Freeze! 691 00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:12,625 Oh, shit. 692 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,879 I missed my game, again. 693 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,381 Fucking loser! 694 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,591 Now Reese'll have to lead the guys to victory. 695 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,009 - Who's Reese? - Kenneth Reese! 696 00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:24,679 He was my backup quarterback at the Academy... 697 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:25,596 ...and he's been waiting... 698 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:27,557 ...for a chance like this since 1963. 699 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:28,808 He got it because of you. 700 00:45:29,059 --> 00:45:30,893 More than 12 hours. Ted? 701 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:34,230 Amy, in Pennsylvania tonight, two men were shot and killed... 702 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,482 ...in what was described as a brazen... 703 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,984 ...but successful armored-car robbery. 704 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:41,195 Three accomplices escaped with $800,000... 705 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,572 ...while one of the dead men... 706 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:44,532 ...Denis Lynch of Freehold, New Jersey... 707 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,284 ...was said by police to have ties... 708 00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:47,785 ...to organized crime families... 709 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:49,787 ...both in that city and in New York. 710 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,581 The street where the robbery took place... 711 00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:53,958 ...was littered with bills from... 712 00:45:54,877 --> 00:45:58,588 - You smell gas down here? - It's always like that. 713 00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:01,340 He had the pipes checked? 714 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:04,302 Oh, I thought I heard something. 715 00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:06,095 Is he up? I need to talk to him. 716 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,680 I brought him a steak. 717 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,348 You can put it with his eggs like he likes. 718 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:10,850 Actually, your wife's here. 719 00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,643 She's making him something to eat. 720 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,854 Karen. Something happen? 721 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:18,483 We had some bad news last night. 722 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,651 Are you just gonna stand there? 723 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,196 No, the feds had an undercover agent... 724 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,531 ...in Dr. Schreck's office. 725 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,664 Uncle Jun. 726 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,542 - Hey, Karen. - Fucking Grand Central Station? 727 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:39,253 Junior, my kids, huh? 728 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,589 You're right. Sorry, dear. 729 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:43,549 I brought my bar of soap. 730 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,468 What time they call you? 731 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:46,803 We had a little scare. 732 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:48,971 Thought it was the shunt in his heart. 733 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,766 He passed some gas, and he seems better. 734 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,559 Why don't you go on Joe Franklin... 735 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,770 ...tell the whole Tri-State area? 736 00:46:57,272 --> 00:47:00,358 - Dad, Dad. - Not now. 737 00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:02,777 Look, I heard what happened. 738 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,656 It's bad, but it's not worth getting yourself sick over. 739 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:10,535 - I told you just sit down. - He doesn't have cable. 740 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:15,998 Actually, we're gonna go. Okay, Jun, you got everything? 741 00:47:16,041 --> 00:47:18,501 Thank you, dear, you've been wonderful. 742 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:21,128 - Bye, Karen. - I'll see you. 743 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,421 - Come on. - See you, kids. 744 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,591 - Goodbye, Karen. - Be good. 745 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:30,012 Must've been that piece of tail. 746 00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:37,311 Now, look, she... 747 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:40,398 She probably reported the meetings... 748 00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:44,026 ...who was there, all that shit. 749 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,362 As far as conversations, what could she hear? 750 00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:47,905 You better hope nothing... 751 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:51,909 ...because you were involved in every fucking one. 752 00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:56,414 How could you fall for that flirty shit? 753 00:47:56,498 --> 00:47:58,624 That's the point. 754 00:48:01,336 --> 00:48:05,089 Get the hell out of here. I wanna talk to my uncle. 755 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:10,887 Forget about that for a minute. 756 00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:14,056 That shit about your legal expenses. 757 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:18,561 I been thinking, and okay... 758 00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:21,480 ...maybe I can give you some relief. 759 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,774 What? 760 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,986 You got that empty garage over on Frelinghuysen Avenue. 761 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:29,947 You been trying to sell it. I'll take it off your hands. 762 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,240 The fuck you gonna do with it? 763 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,285 I don't know. I'm trying to help you out. 764 00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:36,746 How much? 765 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,123 Hundred thousand. 766 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:43,920 - Who gives a fuck anyway? - Hey, come on. 767 00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:46,005 I was led around by the nose, Anthony. 768 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:48,716 You're right, a young cooze smiled at me... 769 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,718 ...and birds started chirping. 770 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:51,928 The time was... 771 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:53,971 ...my instincts would've never failed me like that. 772 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:56,807 So, what are you now, the Amazing Kreskin? 773 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:57,934 What did I tell her? 774 00:48:57,976 --> 00:49:00,728 Did I say anything could be used against me? 775 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,730 I don't know. 776 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,815 Bullshitting, singing. 777 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:08,110 Atlantic City, Jesus Christ. 778 00:49:08,153 --> 00:49:12,490 I'll be sitting right across from her in the courtroom. 779 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:23,292 All right, come on, have something to eat. 780 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:29,048 I'm an old man, Anthony. 781 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,885 An old man that's going to trial. 782 00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:36,514 Not much else to say about me. 783 00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:57,535 I'm a little depressed. 784 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:02,957 - And you were on vacation. - Can you describe the feelings? 785 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:06,168 I mean, things are good. 786 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,588 Especially with Carmela. 787 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,676 Oh, but then she starts ragging on me about the future. 788 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,886 How she's worried. 789 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:18,180 And what's gonna happen to them if I'm dead. 790 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:20,349 And buy bonds and all this shit. 791 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,561 A lot of people are feeling vulnerable. 792 00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,689 But on the other hand, she's right. 793 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:28,190 Not that I'd ever tell her that. 794 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:30,359 Why not? 795 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,987 Then she'd wanna know where's the money, how much... 796 00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:35,406 Don't you want Carmela to be taken care of? 797 00:50:35,657 --> 00:50:39,285 She is. Anyway, she's right. That's the point. 798 00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:42,538 Over the last couple years I been doing a lot of thinking. 799 00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:43,789 And? 800 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,791 My uncle snapped it into focus. 801 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,794 What's he, 72 years old. What's he got? 802 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,546 Fucking shitty house in Belleville... 803 00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:51,797 ...and a bunch of legal bills... 804 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:55,509 ...that'd make you gargle Drano if you had them. 805 00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:58,012 I've analyzed it. 806 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,347 There's two endings for a guy like me... 807 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:02,725 ...a high-profile guy. 808 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:06,228 Dead or in the can, big percent of the time. 809 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:09,231 - You never talk this frankly. - Even with this terrorism... 810 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,359 ...the government has resources. As far as legal bills... 811 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:13,819 Anthony. 812 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,280 - What? - Why don't you give it up? 813 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,951 You didn't let me finish. 814 00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:23,746 There's a third way to wrap it up. 815 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:26,582 You rely only on family. 816 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,250 Not many men could survive... 817 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:32,254 ...without the love and support of their wife and children... 818 00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:35,466 No, no, no, I'm talking about business. 819 00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:37,635 You trust only blood. 820 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,348 A friend of mine... 821 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,767 ...a guy whose name you would know... 822 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:46,769 ...stayed out of the can and in charge... 823 00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:47,770 ...living in Florida... 824 00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:49,146 ...till he was 81 years old... 825 00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:52,066 ...because he only gave orders through his son. 826 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:57,196 No other conversations that could come back in testimony. 827 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,866 - His son? - No, no, not A.J. 828 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,869 What I've been dealt is my nephew. 829 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:07,373 He's gotten his act together, the kid. 830 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,626 And over the last couple of months... 831 00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:11,919 ...I started the process... 832 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,921 ...of bonding him to me inseparably. 833 00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:17,800 - How? - Well, that we can't get into. 834 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:20,136 Didn't your uncle do that with you? 835 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:24,140 You said his life is like a desert. 836 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:25,015 I'm 42. 837 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,976 I'm already more successful than my uncle ever was. 838 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:29,979 You've seen my house. 839 00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:35,317 Anthony, why are you telling me this? 840 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:43,951 I don't know. 841 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,120 Guess... 842 00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:48,831 ...I trust you. 843 00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:52,001 A little. 844 00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:19,945 Hey, Mom. 845 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,531 What the hell are you doing here? 846 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,200 You scared me to death. 847 00:53:24,242 --> 00:53:27,077 Just stopped by to see how you're getting along. 848 00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:29,788 You ever do anything like a normal person? 849 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,207 There is a bell. 850 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,461 So how you been? 851 00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:36,962 Fine. 852 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,175 - How's Connie's kid? - He's huge. 853 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:44,053 Jesus! 854 00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:47,348 That's Jason? 855 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:51,518 He has a weight problem already, eight years old. 856 00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:55,022 She never had him baptized. She thought she knew everything. 857 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,233 Actually, I was hoping... 858 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:59,777 ...you'd make me one of your fluffernutters. 859 00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:05,616 It's fucking mouthwash. 860 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:06,992 Leave me the fuck alone, 861 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:09,787 you come over here for that shit. 862 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:19,088 What's that on the table? Daddy's Navy picture? 863 00:54:19,172 --> 00:54:22,007 You ever miss him? 864 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,094 When he was in prison? 865 00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:28,013 Or since he's been dead? 866 00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:31,267 I don't know. 867 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:38,941 Did I saddle you with a stepfather? 868 00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:51,704 I don't have any peanut butter. 869 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:53,956 I haven't kept it since you left. 870 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,875 I can't make you a fluffernutter. 871 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,877 Want French toast? 872 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,629 No. 873 00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:03,966 I gotta go. 874 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:11,515 - Ade sends her love. - Right. Say hello. 875 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,435 And you watch that Baileys. 876 00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:15,853 I'll give you a shot in the head. 877 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:17,688 - Look who's talking. - What? 878 00:55:17,772 --> 00:55:20,065 Never mind what.