1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,056 Oh, my god. 3 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:09,562 What'd you freak out for? 4 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,564 Holy shit. 5 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,579 Hey fac', how you doing? 6 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:27,580 How's it goin'? 7 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,582 How you doin'? 8 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:33,586 Adriana, this is my cousin gregory, the ambulance chaser. 9 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,088 Nice to meet you. 10 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,090 This is my fiancee, amy safir. 11 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,592 Pleasure, christopher, to finally meet you in person. 12 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,095 Greg's always giving me updates on his new york cousin. 13 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,596 We're from jersey. 14 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:46,599 My apologies, that's the red- eye talking. 15 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:49,102 Your earrings are so excellent. 16 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,103 Thank you. 17 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,105 How was your flight? 18 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,606 Fine, good. 19 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:56,109 Drink, drink, drink! 20 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:59,612 Morgan stanley's night out. 21 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,115 Christopher said you're here shooting a movie. 22 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,617 That must be so interesting. 23 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,619 This is the first project i brought in to jon. 24 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,121 Who's jon? 25 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,123 Jon favreau, she's head of his development. 26 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:11,624 I told you that. 27 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:12,625 You told me tarrantino. 28 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,628 I worked for quentin, he's still a friend. 29 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,131 Anyway, favreau snapped her right up. 30 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,633 That movie he did, "swingers". 31 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,136 Vince vaughn is so cute. 32 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:26,639 So christopher, how goes the screenplay? 33 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:31,144 It's one of the best i've ever read. 34 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:34,647 Hey, easy, okay? 35 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,150 What's he like in person? 36 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,651 Incredibly funny, smart, 37 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,153 jon's totally accessible. 38 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,654 You guys should come visit the set. 39 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,656 No, i meant vince vaughn. 40 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,658 Great, great, a friend. 41 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:47,660 So, when do we get to read this opus? 42 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,163 I flushed it a long time ago. 43 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,664 Remember what i told you on the phone? 44 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,666 Mob theme stories are always hot. 45 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:56,169 You should've learned to keep your mouth shut. 46 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:59,172 What do you do, adriana? 47 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:05,678 Right now i'm in the food service industry. 48 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:07,680 Christopher! 49 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,182 You, get up. 50 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:10,683 Who, me? 51 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:14,187 Hey, bridge and tunnel boy, chill out. 52 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,698 Hey, guys, let's go to tribeca grill. 53 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:27,700 It's cooler, it's better. 54 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,202 Why are we leaving? 55 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:33,206 Just do it. 56 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:36,709 She seemed so down to earth for a hollywood person. 57 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:38,211 What's with those clothes? 58 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,213 She in the fucking "addams family"? 59 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,215 That's prada! 60 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:45,218 If i was greg, i wouldn't allow it. 61 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,220 Look at you, you look like a fucking woman, 62 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,721 not a bellhop. 63 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:50,723 Jon favreau, he's great! 64 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,726 He's also a writer, you should show him your script. 65 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,228 "Swingers"? 66 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:59,732 He can suck my dick, that swings, too. 67 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,736 That acting class really rubbed you the wrong way. 68 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,239 I love movies, but i just want to be a player. 69 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,741 I don't want to fuck around with all this other shit. 70 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:09,742 So? 71 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,744 Be a player. 72 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,746 We'll go to the set, she invited us! 73 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:15,248 Slip him your script. 74 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,251 That's what they call it, slipping the script. 75 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:22,255 Who knows... you know? 76 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:26,259 Would it be so friggin' horrible to attend a premier? 77 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:27,760 I don't even have the thing. 78 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:32,765 I threw it away. 79 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,267 What? 80 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,269 You have a copy? 81 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,771 Adriana, i told you, i'm not interested. 82 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,773 I believe in you. 83 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:00,793 It wasn't my fault! 84 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:02,295 You stole my car. 85 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,297 Where's the trust in this house? 86 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,299 When i get confirmed i'm gonna be a man. 87 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,800 So how come i can't drive? 88 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,302 You really want to get into this? 89 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,804 Who was that man that we had to pick up at camp last year 90 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,306 for bed wetting? 91 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,807 That was the year before last. 92 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,809 You could have killed those girls. 93 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,811 That would've been interesting. 94 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:19,812 What? 95 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,314 What did you just say? 96 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,316 Death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life. 97 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,817 What is this? 98 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,819 Are you trying to get me to lose my temper? 99 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,322 'Cause i'm about to put yo u through that goddamn window. 100 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:31,324 See? That's what i mean. 101 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,825 Life is absurd. 102 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,327 Don't say that! 103 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,828 God forgive you! 104 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,830 There is no god. 105 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,831 Hey! Hey! 106 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,833 Where is this coming from? 107 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,835 They teach you this crap at school? 108 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,338 Is this this new english teacher, mr. Clark? 109 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,340 Where is he from? 110 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,342 Answer me! 111 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,343 Oberlin. 112 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,845 Want him to read something other than "hustler"? 113 00:06:52,845 --> 00:06:55,848 Hello, he got assigned "the stranger". 114 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,850 You want him to be an educated person? 115 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,852 What do you think education is? You just make more money? 116 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,854 This is education. 117 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:04,857 Do you ever think, like, why were we born? 118 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:06,359 Madame de stael said, 119 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:09,862 "in life one must choose before boredom and suffering." 120 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:14,367 Go to your room. 121 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,369 No, i'm serious. 122 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:20,873 Why were we born? 123 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:23,876 We were born because of adam and eve, that's why. 124 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:26,879 Now go upstairs and do your math. 125 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:28,881 Algebra? That's the most boring. 126 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,883 Your other choice is suffering. 127 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:33,886 You want t o start now? 128 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,888 Move your ass! 129 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,899 Jesus christ, let me think. 130 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,902 You wake me up, my head's all cobwebs. 131 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:53,406 Wyczchuk, wyczchuk... 132 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,907 waldemar wyczchuk. 133 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,410 You had lobster fra diavolo with him in atlantic city 134 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,911 on the 14th of this month. 135 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:00,913 He got blown up? 136 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:01,914 Fuck. 137 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,916 We're not necessarily trying to pin this on soprano 138 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,418 or anybody in your crew, sal. 139 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,420 We're drawing no conclusions. 140 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,921 But what do you got for me? 141 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:09,922 If i had some coffee-- 142 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,424 cut the the quips! 143 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,925 Tell me about the merger talks. 144 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:14,427 What do you want me to say? 145 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,929 Philadelphia's been putting pressure on the shy business? 146 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:19,432 That's been going on since moses wore short pants. 147 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,435 Tony's still resisting the philly overtures? 148 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:33,946 Sometimes, puss', you don't act like a guy 149 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:36,449 that's facing 30 to life for selling h. 150 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:37,950 Don't get heavy with me. 151 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,453 You come to my house because somebody's leaning on your ass? 152 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,455 8:00 in the morning you come to my house? 153 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:44,457 You know what this looks like? 154 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:50,963 I'm doing all i can to help you guys. 155 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:54,467 One time tony bought a pool table from wyczchuk. 156 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,474 So he's sitting there and he asks me, 157 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:04,477 "if there's no god, why was i born?" 158 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,479 He tells me he's got no purpose. 159 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,481 How'd you answer him? 160 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,983 I told him it cost about 150 grand to bring him up so far, 161 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:13,486 so if he's got no purpose i want a fucking refund. 162 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:15,988 Are you angry with anthony jr. About the car? 163 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,990 You can't put shit back on the donkey. 164 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:19,492 Boys will be boys. 165 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,494 It's this other crap, that's not normal. 166 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,997 Adolescent angst is very normal. 167 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:26,999 You never went through it? 168 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,002 You think my mother and father are gonna stand for that shit? 169 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:33,005 How is your mother? 170 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:39,011 She's dead to me. 171 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,014 And how's anthony jr. Been taking it? 172 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,016 What? About the family? 173 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:47,019 About your nonrelationship with his grandmother. 174 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,522 How's he supposed to understand that? 175 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,023 And in general, 176 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:54,026 the whole strain of the current atmosphere in your household? 177 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,529 But that don't give him the right to mouth off. 178 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,031 Sounds to me like anthony jr. 179 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:02,034 May have stumbled onto existentialism. 180 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,536 Fucking internet. 181 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,038 No, it's a european philosophy. 182 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,540 After world war ii, 183 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,542 people were disillusioned 184 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,545 by the sheer weight of the horrors. 185 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,047 That's when the whole idea took root 186 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:18,050 that there were no absolute truths. 187 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,552 You believe that? 188 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,053 In your family, 189 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,556 even motherhood is up for debate. 190 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,057 No, it's not, 191 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,059 i teach him to love and respect and appreciate his mother. 192 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:31,564 What about your mother? 193 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,567 Anthony, i think it's important we talk about your mother 194 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,569 and what she tried to do to you. 195 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,070 Don't need to. 196 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:45,077 She showed her true colors, that's all. 197 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:48,080 Has anthony jr. Heard you say "she's dead to me"? 198 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,582 I don't know. 199 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,584 Don't you think that kind of talk 200 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:55,087 could lead a kid to embrace these ideas? 201 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:57,089 Oh, so, now this is my fault. 202 00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:01,093 When some people first realize that they're solely responsible 203 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:04,597 for their decisions, actions, and beliefs, 204 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,600 and that death lies at the end of every road, 205 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,103 they can be overcome with intense dread. 206 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,105 "Intense dread." 207 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,107 A dull, aching anger 208 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,109 that leads them to conclude 209 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:21,113 that the only absolute truth is death. 210 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,121 I think the kid's onto something. 211 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:36,629 It's puttin' me off, way off. 212 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,631 Okay, ready? Ready to go? 213 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,633 Okay, picture's up, lock it up! 214 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,134 Ready to roll, wait. 215 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,637 Standby to roll, quiet please! 216 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,138 Roll sound! 217 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,640 Camera! 218 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,142 Smoke out, camera's rolling! 219 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:52,144 And, action! 220 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:55,147 My leg, i think it's broken. 221 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:56,649 Okay, cut! 222 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,150 Alright, check the gate. 223 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:01,153 Michele, can i talk to you? 224 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,155 C'mon. 225 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,157 Holy shit, that's... 226 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:07,159 she was in "kings of comedy". 227 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,161 And the other one, too, i seen her. 228 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,664 That movie my girlfriend likes with uma, what's her name? 229 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:15,668 Jon, this is christopher. 230 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,169 Hey, how's it going? 231 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,671 It's a real treat to meet you. 232 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,672 "Swingers" kicked ass. 233 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:21,173 Thanks, thank you. 234 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,676 Thanks for coming out here, i appreciate it, seriously. 235 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:27,680 What were you doing before you started writing for "los angeles"? 236 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,183 Jon, this is christopher. 237 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,686 Oh, oh, i'm sorry, i thought you-- 238 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,689 there's a guy from "los angeles" magazine coming down here 239 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,692 to do a story on my favorite place for breakfast. 240 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:43,195 But you're the guy from jersey, right? 241 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:44,697 Yeah. 242 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,698 Cool. 243 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,199 Very, very cool. 244 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,702 Michele foreman, our director, 245 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,204 she's from jersey, you see her first picture? 246 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,706 She's a director? 247 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,708 Beautiful film, 248 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,710 it won the audience award at sundance. 249 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,711 Madonn'. 250 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,212 It was also hilariously funny, 251 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,214 this lesbian- romantic screwball comedy she did. 252 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,717 This one's much more mainstream, it's about spies. 253 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,219 So, anyway, we're getting ready to shoot the last scene. 254 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,721 This is the one where 255 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,223 the two lesbians, the lovers, they die. 256 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,225 Janeane, her character's zephyr-- 257 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:14,727 that's her fucking name. 258 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,228 Garofalo! Janeane garofalo. 259 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:20,232 Yeah, so she's been chasing gina, sandra, 260 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,233 all around the country. 261 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:22,735 Gina? 262 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,737 Gina shecter from brooklyn, that's the character. 263 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,238 So they end up here in soho 264 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,240 where they just had a standoff, they shot each other. 265 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,242 Picture's up, let's lock it up! 266 00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,744 Quiet please! 267 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:32,745 Excuse me. 268 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,246 And smoke! 269 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,748 Standby, to roll, quiet please! 270 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,250 And roll sound! 271 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,753 The silencers underscore their voiceless place in society. 272 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:44,757 We're rolling! 273 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,259 We're rolling! 274 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,762 Camera's rolling! 275 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,764 Spin the wheel! 276 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:57,770 And action! 277 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,772 I never had an eggcream. 278 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,775 They're not coming for either one of us. 279 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,277 You live your whole life in a place 280 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:08,280 and never taste the thing it's famous for. 281 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,783 Couldn't hear the fucking shots with this thing. 282 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,285 There's a plac e on st. Mark's-- 283 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,787 it's over, you bitch. 284 00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:18,290 Don't do it. 285 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,291 Michele! 286 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,794 Cut, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, sorry, sorry. 287 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,295 Can we cut for a second? 288 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,798 Are we really gonna say "bitch"? 289 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,299 You don't like "bitch"? 290 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,301 We discussed this, we're losing light. 291 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,803 It's not that i don't like it. 292 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,805 It's just, it's the last thing my lover says to me? 293 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,306 I don't find it particularly interesting. 294 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,808 You're thinking you should shoot her again? 295 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,309 No, wait a minute-- 296 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,811 i don't think shooting's right in this case. 297 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,813 Your character's strength is her passivity. 298 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,814 Whose passivity? 299 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,815 Zephyr. 300 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:43,816 In this case. 301 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:44,817 In this case. 302 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,819 I think he's right, janeane. 303 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,320 Obviously, throughout the rest of the piece, 304 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,322 you got testes to burn. 305 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,825 Is there anything other than "bitch"? 306 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,327 Buchiach. 307 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,329 What? 308 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:01,834 Let that one call that one "buchiach". 309 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,836 That sounds more interesting. 310 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,840 Bu-- what? 311 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,341 Buchiach. 312 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,343 If she's from brooklyn... 313 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,846 that sounds okay. 314 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,848 Okay, let's roll. 315 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,349 What does it mean? 316 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,350 Cunt. 317 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,853 Cunt, i like that. 318 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,855 Okay, picture's up , let's lock it up! 319 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,356 Standby to roll! 320 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,858 Roll sound! 321 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,860 Camera's rolling! 322 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,361 We are rolling! 323 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:36,368 Smoke! 324 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,369 We're rolling! 325 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,371 Smoke out! 326 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:47,880 And action! 327 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,382 What's going on with you? 328 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,884 Nothing. 329 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,385 "Nothing." 330 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,387 You know, that "no god" shit, 331 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,389 that upset your mother very much. 332 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,392 It's not "no god", it's just god is dead. 333 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:01,894 Who said that? 334 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,396 Nitch, he's a 19th century philosopher from germany. 335 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:07,900 Anyway, that's why i'm not getting confirmed. 336 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,901 Enough with that shit. 337 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,903 Your confirmation's this weekend 338 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,404 and you are getting confirmed. 339 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:13,906 That sucks my nut. 340 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:14,907 Hey! 341 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,909 You got a lot of balls, you know that? 342 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,411 You go to catholic school and your mother wants it. 343 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,913 What does she know? 344 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,414 She knows that even if god is dead, 345 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,417 you're still gonna kiss his ass. 346 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:30,923 Hey! 347 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,424 Hey, joe. 348 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:33,926 Hey, chris, how's it going? 349 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:34,927 Coke and a slice. 350 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:36,929 It's the best pie in north jersey. 351 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,431 What do you guys want? Anything, it's taken care of. 352 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,933 Same thing, coke and a slice. 353 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:42,434 Coke and a slice. 354 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:43,936 You got it. 355 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,437 That laundromat across the street, 356 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,940 that's where joe's restaurant used to be. 357 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,942 Willie moretti, that's where he bought it. 358 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:53,445 Moretti was sinatra's guardian angel, right? 359 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,948 Stuck his gun in tommy dorsey's mouth 360 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,951 and bought sinatra's contract from him for a dollar. 361 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,452 Fuck, that's so cool. 362 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,954 That's like the inspiration for johnny fontaine 363 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,455 and the studio bos s in gf one, right? 364 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:04,957 Right. 365 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,459 That's the one beef i had with "swingers". 366 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,962 You guys patterned yourselves after frank and dean, 367 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:15,968 but there was like a pussy- assness to it. 368 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,471 I mean, it was kind of the point of the piece-- 369 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:22,474 so, you brought us your script. 370 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:23,475 Yeah, but-- 371 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:24,977 c'mon, let's see it. 372 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,478 No, you're jon favreau. 373 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,981 Rocky marciano, "deep impact", "swingers". 374 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:30,482 Here's the thing. 375 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:31,984 Your script is set in the world 376 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,486 that i'm interested in doing my next project on. 377 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,488 A picture on the life of crazy joe gallo. 378 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:37,990 Joe gallo? 379 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,492 They already did "the gang that couldn't shoot straight". 380 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,494 Yeah, but i see gallo as this tragic figure. 381 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,996 He was a flawed and blinkered guy, 382 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,498 but he wanted to learn, to grow, 383 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,500 to read, to paint. 384 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,503 He had this yearning, this hunger for-- 385 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:54,506 fuck your mother, what's the word? 386 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:58,510 You as joey gallo, i don't see that. 387 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,512 I'm part italian. 388 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:04,516 Vince, maybe, vaughn. 389 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:08,020 This project happens to be a personal passion of mine. 390 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,521 I could play joey gallo 391 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,024 but i don't want to be an actor unless i can play myself. 392 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,526 Which is totally understandable. 393 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,028 Listen, ever since amy told me about you, 394 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,529 i thought maybe we could work together. 395 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,531 You could tell me the way shit goes down, 396 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,533 what makes sense, what people really say, 397 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,535 you know what i mean? 398 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,038 Joey gallo, i was like three years old when he got whacked. 399 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:27,539 Yeah, but speech patterns. 400 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:29,041 You saw "swingers". 401 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,542 Whatever you think of that motherfucker, man, 402 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,045 it's, like, you can tell it's extremely important to me 403 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,047 how people really talk. 404 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,548 Like that "buchiach" thing. 405 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,050 How could i forget that fucking thing? 406 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,052 I mean, i grew up right in queens. 407 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,554 I guess it is a long time ago. 408 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:47,059 You wouldn't be betraying any oath thing. 409 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:50,562 Holy fucking shit, that thing is still alive? 410 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:55,067 If i told you 15 years ago that she was a piece of ass, 411 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,069 would you believe me? 412 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:57,569 What? 413 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,071 What happened? 414 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,572 Forget it. 415 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,575 C'mon, man, we're just talking. 416 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:07,079 Wise- guy friend of mine would kill me if he knew i told you. 417 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,086 This made guy, right? 418 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,588 Had the most discriminating eye when it comes to t&a. 419 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:20,092 He's at a club one night, this broad's all over him. 420 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:22,094 And she's got a really nice body, 421 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,595 she's horny as hell. 422 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,099 They step outside, they walk over to this picnic ground. 423 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,601 She starts blowing him next to this swing set. 424 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,604 He's about to shoot his load, 425 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,606 he reaches down to start fingering, 426 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,109 undoes the skirt, reaches in, 427 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,611 grabs hold of a goddamn prick. 428 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,612 Jesus christ. 429 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,114 "Crying game." 430 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,117 This is a true story. 431 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,619 So my friend can't let this story get out. 432 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,622 He wants to humiliate the freak as much as he was humiliated. 433 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,126 So he gets this fucking acid, you know, burns everything. 434 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:57,629 He pours it on her arms, on her face, everywhere, 435 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,632 her prick. 436 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,634 That's one bad motherfucker. 437 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,636 That's how good looking this broad used to look, 438 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,639 had this wise- guy friend of mine totally fooled. 439 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,141 She had to get a glass eye. 440 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:24,656 Hey, look who's here. 441 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:27,159 You can't say hello to your uncle? 442 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,660 Hey, uncle pussy. 443 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,663 Look what my little friend did to carmela's car. 444 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,165 What were you thinking? 445 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,168 You got to learn to respect the value of things. 446 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,169 This is your own property. 447 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:43,175 Here, go get a soda. 448 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,677 The longest fuckin g car ride of my life. 449 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,179 What's the matter? 450 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,681 It's the kid, he used to be happy- go- lucky. 451 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,183 Now he's moody, he questions the universe. 452 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,684 Like father, like son. 453 00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,686 Fuck you, i'm serious. 454 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,688 You're his confirmation sponsor. 455 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,690 Do something with him. 456 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,192 Alright, alright. 457 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,693 But 13, 14, they start getting broody. 458 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,196 It's getting so i don't want to be with him. 459 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,198 If you gotta use a belt, go ahead. 460 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,699 He's bombing out in school. 461 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:10,202 He got a "c", three "ds" and an "f". 462 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,204 Look at this kid. 463 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,206 How you making out in school? 464 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,708 I got a "c", three "ds" and an "f". 465 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,731 Hey. 466 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,733 Where you been? 467 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,735 I was hanging out with jon. 468 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:44,736 Izzacupo? 469 00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,239 Favreau. 470 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,242 You were? 471 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,244 You went to the set? 472 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,745 Yeah. 473 00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:55,247 Why didn't you call? 474 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,249 We were only there for like half an hour, 475 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,750 then him and amy wanted me to give them 476 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,253 kind of like a tour around jersey. 477 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:06,758 They did? 478 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,260 What? 479 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,763 Vince vaughn didn't come down there. 480 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,272 Elbow up, matt, keep it straight. 481 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,274 Coach is having me pull more. 482 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,775 Fuck him. 483 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:25,777 My son don't hit sacrifice flies. 484 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,279 You're up next. 485 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,781 Nah, i just want to want watch. 486 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,284 You got to snap out of this, anthony. 487 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:34,286 C'mon, a. J. , it's fun. 488 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,288 I know, i just don't feel like it. 489 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,791 Sometimes you got to do things you don't want to. 490 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,293 Why? 491 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,295 'Cause your parents say so. 492 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,796 It's part of your tradition. 493 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,798 Baseball's not part of my tradition. 494 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:48,300 It ain't? 495 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,801 Your dad, in high school, 496 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:51,303 was almost all- county left field. 497 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,306 I'm not talking about that, i'm talking about your confirmation here. 498 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:55,807 I don't want to get confirmed. 499 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,309 Why not? 500 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,810 Don't matter why not. 501 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,312 If you're looking for a purpose in life, 502 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,314 doing what's right is your purpose. 503 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,815 That's not what nitch says. 504 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:04,816 Who? 505 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:05,817 Nietzsche. 506 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,319 Let me tell you something. 507 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,822 Nietzsche wound up talking to his horse. 508 00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:12,324 And i know what you're gonna tell me. 509 00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,326 Sartre, right? 510 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,828 Sartre was a fucking fraud. 511 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:19,331 He copped it all from husserl and heidegger. 512 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:24,336 Go on. 513 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,838 You should start at the beginning. 514 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:29,841 Take a look at kierkegaard. 515 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,343 Whatever. 516 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:36,348 Kierkegaard said,"every duty is essentially duty to god." 517 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,850 "Nigga be a leader, not a follower." 518 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:39,851 What? 519 00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:41,353 Master p said that. 520 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,355 You still listen to rap? 521 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:44,356 Why? 522 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:47,359 It's just all about marketing now. 523 00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,875 Hi, welcome to soho grand. 524 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:05,877 I'm here to see jon favreau. 525 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:07,879 One moment, please. 526 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,382 Whom may i say is calling? 527 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,884 Jerry from newark, he's expecting me. 528 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:16,888 I'm sorry, sir, mr. Favreau requested not to be disturbed. 529 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,890 Tell him his 2:00 pm is waiting. 530 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:22,894 He has his telephone programmed so as to not be disturbed. 531 00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:24,896 It's 2:00 in the fucking afternoon. 532 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:29,401 Would you care to leave a message? 533 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:33,405 Would you you see if amy safir is in? 534 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:35,407 Hey. 535 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:37,409 What you doing here? 536 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,411 I was supposed to be meeting jon to discuss my script 537 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,413 but now he's got the "do not disturb" on. 538 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:44,416 Yeah, shooting ran late, we didn't wrap till 5:30. 539 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:48,420 C'mon in. 540 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,423 I brought him jersey's best sangweech, 541 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,924 fucking best in the world. 542 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,426 That was very nice. 543 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:55,927 You want it? 544 00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:57,429 Oh, no thanks, i brushed my teeth. 545 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,931 Here, have a seat. 546 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,433 You want some coffee? 547 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:04,436 No, i can't stay, i got business to take care of. 548 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,444 If they ever knew i was into this. 549 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:14,946 What i'm saying is... 550 00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:17,449 this kind of thing is unacceptable where i come from. 551 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,952 Do you know if he read my script yet? 552 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:21,953 I have your script. 553 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:23,455 What? 554 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:24,956 Jon asked me to give it an official read. 555 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,460 Don't take it personally, it's his process. 556 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,962 Billy bob wrote something he wanted to do with jon 557 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,464 and jon had me read it first. 558 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:34,466 Hello. 559 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,968 Hey, honey, your cousin's here. 560 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:39,971 Yeah, that's right, the screenwriter. 561 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:41,973 Okay, i will. 562 00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:43,975 Gregory says, "go fuck yourself". 563 00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:46,978 Union square cafe? Okay. 564 00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:49,981 Alright, i'll see you there, bye. 565 00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:53,485 What did you think about it? 566 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:54,986 About what? 567 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:56,488 My script. 568 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,990 I love movies, i started with the dialogue, 569 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,492 but then you gotta find the conflict 570 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,994 and tell the story in picture arcs. 571 00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:06,998 I think it's-- it's got some real heart. 572 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,000 Some good raw emotion in it. 573 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,502 You should probably try and finish it. 574 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,004 Yeah, i hit a fucking wall. 575 00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:14,506 Third act shit. 576 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:17,509 Vicki king, in "21 days to how to write a movie in", 577 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,511 she says that's not uncommon. 578 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:22,514 These aren't third act problems, they're in the second act. 579 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,516 Get the fuck out of here. 580 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:30,021 See, you ended right here in the middle of page 83. 581 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:33,525 Yeah, this sentence could've gone either way. 582 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:36,528 See... when frankie says, 583 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,530 "i don't know whether to shit or go blind", 584 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:41,533 he's at a crossroads, he doesn't know. 585 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,535 That's an expression, right? 586 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:46,037 Like a joke, "shit or go blind". 587 00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:48,540 Well, no, 'cause later on 588 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,041 his father gets that cancer of the eye. 589 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,043 What do they call that, glaucoma? 590 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,545 Whatever the fuck, runs in the family. 591 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:55,547 They have to get him a guide dog. 592 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,549 Oh. 593 00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:02,053 But the third act starts at page 90. 594 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,556 I'm not in the third fucking act yet. 595 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:07,058 You're inciting incident doesn't happen till page 12, 596 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:09,060 it should be on page three. 597 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,062 I knew that arc shit fucked me up. 598 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:14,065 I tried making it all these three dimensions like she said. 599 00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:20,071 Here, sit, i'll show you. 600 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:21,072 Okay. 601 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,575 See, i was thinking... 602 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:26,077 if you take the scene where rocco 603 00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:28,079 is fucking the two asian strippers. 604 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:29,581 That's a plot point. 605 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:31,082 I know, i know. 606 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,584 But my question is, what's at stake? 607 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:34,586 The jeopardy's unclear. 608 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,587 What jeopardy? 609 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:38,590 There's a seven part hierarchy of human needs 610 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:42,594 that explains and clarifies what drives us. 611 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:47,098 Starting with the basic needs like food 612 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:48,600 and water. 613 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,102 So you like my script? 614 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:53,605 It's very good, christopher. 615 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:58,109 You want me to tell you what all seven are? 616 00:27:58,109 --> 00:27:59,611 Seven what? 617 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:01,613 The human needs. 618 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,114 Yeah. 619 00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:05,116 Survival. 620 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:05,617 Yeah. 621 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:08,119 Safety and security. 622 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,621 Yeah. 623 00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:14,125 The need to understand. 624 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:19,190 Hi grandma. 625 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:20,191 Grandma? 626 00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:21,192 Who is it? 627 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,694 You woke me. 628 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:25,196 It's me, anthony jr. 629 00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:29,200 I didn't know i had a grandson. 630 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,202 I miss you. 631 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:33,204 Yeah, you should. 632 00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,206 You never come see me. 633 00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:36,708 I've been busy. 634 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,209 Everybody's busy. 635 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,211 And don't lie to me. 636 00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:43,214 I know your father forbids your coming down here. 637 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:45,216 He doesn't, honest. 638 00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:47,719 He just doesn't want us to talk about you in the house. 639 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:51,222 You can go shit in his hat. 640 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:54,726 He's mad at me right now. 641 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:57,228 I shouldn't use that kind of talk. 642 00:29:57,228 --> 00:30:00,732 Don't let me ever catch you talking that way. 643 00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,735 Now what did you do bad? 644 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,738 My dad doesn't like my attitude. 645 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,740 So uncle pussy said that i should come talk to you 646 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:13,244 because you're old and have wisdom and stuff. 647 00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:15,747 His mother's another one. 648 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,749 Well, what'd you do? 649 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:21,252 I took mom's car out of the garage and it got wrecked. 650 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,254 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 651 00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:25,757 Was it bad? 652 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,759 Uncle pussy already fixed it. 653 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,260 Did you wear your safety belt? 654 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,762 Yeah. 655 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,264 Because there was an article in the paper the other day 656 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,266 about a bunch of teen- agers 657 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,268 from out near the delaware water gap. 658 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:40,772 They overcrowded their car, it hit a tree, 659 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:42,774 and it incinerated. 660 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,776 And they got trapped. 661 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:48,279 People could hear'em screaming, they couldn't get out. 662 00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:52,283 The safety belts did it, buckled them in. 663 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,785 See, that' s what i mean. 664 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,286 What's the purpose? 665 00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:56,788 Of what? 666 00:30:57,288 --> 00:30:59,791 Being... here on our planet. 667 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:02,293 Earth. 668 00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:04,295 Those kids are dead meat. 669 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:05,797 What's the use? 670 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:07,298 What's the purpose? 671 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:10,301 Why does everything have to have a purpose? 672 00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:11,803 The world is a jungle. 673 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,305 If you want my advice, anthony, 674 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:18,309 don't expect happiness, you won't get it, 675 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:20,311 people let you down. 676 00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,313 And i'm not naming any names, 677 00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:30,822 but in the end, you die in your own arms. 678 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:34,325 You mean alone? 679 00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:36,327 It's all a big nothing. 680 00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:39,330 What what makes you think you're so special? 681 00:31:47,338 --> 00:31:52,844 Guess i won't order us any espresso. 682 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:54,846 I took an acting class once. 683 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:56,848 Oh, yeah? How'd that go for you? 684 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,850 But i didn't need it. 685 00:31:58,850 --> 00:31:59,851 Oh, yeah. 686 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:01,853 I figured out as far as movies go, 687 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:03,855 i want to be a player, not an actor. 688 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,356 Smart man, like bugsy. 689 00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:07,859 That was another thing that kind of blew about "swingers". 690 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,360 The acting? 691 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,362 You know what's good fucking acting? 692 00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:13,364 Hanks, "private ryan". 693 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:15,366 "Earn it." 694 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:16,868 It's kind of unfai r to compare the two. 695 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:19,871 One's about young soldiers dying on the beach at normandy, 696 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:22,874 the other one's about young guy's lookin' for blow jobs in vegas. 697 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,377 Well, you made the movie. 698 00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:28,379 So... 699 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,882 listen... 700 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:36,888 you mind if i ask you something? 701 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:42,894 You strapped right now? 702 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:45,396 Strapped, huh? 703 00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:48,399 Yeah. 704 00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:48,900 Fuck. 705 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,402 Jesus fucking christ! 706 00:32:51,402 --> 00:32:52,904 Watch out, man. 707 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:54,906 Holy fuck. 708 00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:58,910 Can i ask you something else? 709 00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,411 That's what i'm here for, jon. 710 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,914 It will not leave this room, i swear to you. 711 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:04,916 Have you ever-- ? 712 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:06,918 Have i ever what? 713 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:08,419 C'mon, you know. 714 00:33:08,419 --> 00:33:09,921 No, what? 715 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:12,423 I'm not gonna answer unless you ask. 716 00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:15,927 That's cool, man, i'm sorry. 717 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,929 No, c'mon, you can ask me. 718 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:18,930 No, it's cool. 719 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,431 Oh, c'mon. 720 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:22,433 C'mon, rocky, c'mon, rocky! 721 00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:23,935 C'mon, ask me. 722 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,436 Did i what, did i what? 723 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,438 Have i ever what? 724 00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:29,440 It's cool, just take it back. 725 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,442 What, this? 726 00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:32,944 I think the safety's on. 727 00:33:33,444 --> 00:33:36,447 Here we go, you're money. 728 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:38,950 Did i ever what, did i ever what? 729 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:44,455 What? 730 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,457 That's not cool, man. 731 00:33:46,457 --> 00:33:47,959 I got dialogue tomorrow. 732 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:51,963 If my voice gets scratchy, it's not cool. 733 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:58,469 What'd you think of my script? 734 00:33:58,469 --> 00:33:58,970 Well... 735 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:00,972 you know, like, frankie? 736 00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:03,975 I know frankie, he's my fucking leading man. 737 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,977 He's... 738 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:12,984 he's kind of like a contradictory character. 739 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:19,490 In a good way, you know, like complex. 740 00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:22,493 You think he should wear those taps on his shoes? 741 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,495 That's the questio n i was gonna ask you. 742 00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:26,998 They sound cool, they're his trademark. 743 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:28,499 But in the hit against rocco, 744 00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:30,501 somebody's gonna hear him walking on the roof. 745 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:32,003 That's a problem. 746 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,504 What i was thinking was, 747 00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:37,508 in this script, in all scripts, really, 748 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:42,013 it begs to show more of the author in it. 749 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:44,515 Your life, your vision. 750 00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:51,022 The roof is soft tar! 751 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:52,023 That'll work. 752 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,025 The roof is soft tar! 753 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,026 Okay. 754 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:07,538 And the father could, you know, 755 00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:10,541 go blind sooner and then... 756 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,544 then he could smell the tar on frankie's shoes, 757 00:35:13,544 --> 00:35:16,547 then he knows that his son's the killer. 758 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:19,050 Holy fuck, that's fucking great! 759 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:22,553 Then frankie's gotta put one in his old man's head! 760 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:26,057 Blam, then another one, blam! 761 00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:27,558 Fucking brilliant. 762 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,569 I spent all day with my best friend anna 763 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,072 picking out her bridesmaids' dresses. 764 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:43,574 I still haven't found anything for anthony's confirmation. 765 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,576 With all the flowers coming into bloom, 766 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,578 i would love to be a june bride. 767 00:35:47,578 --> 00:35:52,083 Here's your june groom. 768 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,585 C'mon. 769 00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,587 Sorry i'm late. 770 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,589 Babe, i ordered you some pasta fajioli to start. 771 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:01,092 And we're gonna get a plate of antipast to share. 772 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:04,595 They got some rare imported salami. 773 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:06,597 You feel okay, christopher? 774 00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:08,599 I'm fine. 775 00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:11,102 We were just discussing anna's wedding. 776 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:13,104 What about you guys? 777 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,105 What about who guys? 778 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,606 You should make it a double wedding. 779 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,109 First someone has to propose. 780 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,119 Has anna chosen her caterer yet? 781 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,620 She booked villa de roma. 782 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:32,123 'Cause if you ask me, caravaggio's is slipping. 783 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:33,624 I heard they fired their produce guy. 784 00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:35,126 Enough! 785 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:36,127 I'm so sick and tired of hearing you people 786 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:37,628 talk about food, food, food! 787 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,630 That's all anybody ever talks about 788 00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:42,133 is proscuitto, cheese, and fucking fava beans. 789 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,134 I'm drowning here. 790 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:44,635 Take it easy! 791 00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:46,137 We're not even engaged yet! 792 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,638 When you're married 793 00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:49,140 you'll understand the importance of fresh produce. 794 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,641 Fuck the importance! 795 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:51,642 Oh! 796 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:05,656 He didn't mean that. 797 00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:07,158 Fuck him. 798 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,659 I tried so hard to be supportive 799 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:14,165 with his art and getting his screenplay made. 800 00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:20,171 His screenplay? 801 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:22,173 Any updates on wyczchuk? 802 00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:25,176 I'm working on it, i got my ear to the dirt. 803 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:26,677 We're wiring you for the confirmation. 804 00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:28,179 You fucking prick. 805 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:30,181 You think i'm wearing a wire in god's house? 806 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:31,182 Actually, yes. 807 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,683 We don't care so much about the service 808 00:37:32,683 --> 00:37:34,685 as the party right after at tony's house. 809 00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:36,687 You miserable motherfuck, i'm the kid's sponsor! 810 00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:39,190 Who the fuck i s sponsoring you , motherfucker? 811 00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:53,204 Excuse me, sir, i don't want to have to tell you again 812 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:55,706 this is a smoke- free environment. 813 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:07,218 Yo, amy. 814 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,220 Hey, you. 815 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,722 What a nice surprise. 816 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:13,224 I was in the neighborhood. 817 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:15,726 Where were you? 818 00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:18,229 I was at the big chloe party. 819 00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:21,232 I sat across from alphonse d'amato. 820 00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:27,238 God, these things are killing me. 821 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:29,740 I was thinking we could stop down at umberto's. 822 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:32,743 Excellent, i'll just change real quick. 823 00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:46,757 I like those. 824 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:51,762 Manolo blahnik. 825 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:53,764 Let me see. 826 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:55,766 What, these? 827 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,268 Come here. 828 00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:59,270 You want to see these? 829 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:00,771 Yeah. 830 00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:04,775 You want to see my shoes? 831 00:39:04,775 --> 00:39:07,278 You can look, but you can't touch. 832 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,779 I can't touch? 833 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,795 So, what'd your father do? 834 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:27,798 Was he a movie producer? 835 00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:30,801 He's a neurosurgeon at cedars- sinai. 836 00:39:30,801 --> 00:39:32,803 What is this, question and answer hour? 837 00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:34,805 I want to know about you. 838 00:39:34,805 --> 00:39:36,807 I'm not usually an open person. 839 00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:38,809 How come your old man didn't pressure you 840 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:40,811 to become a doctor like him? 841 00:39:40,811 --> 00:39:43,814 I was premed at yale my freshman year. 842 00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:44,815 Fuckin' yale, i swear to god, 843 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,318 you jews have your own cosa nostra 844 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:50,821 hidden in that ivy fucking league. 845 00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:52,823 That's very funny. 846 00:39:52,823 --> 00:39:54,825 Very imagistic. 847 00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:56,327 Thank you. 848 00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:58,329 So... 849 00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:02,333 that blond guy in the club the other night, 850 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,834 what'd you say to him? 851 00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:05,336 That's for me to know. 852 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:07,838 You make him an offer he couldn't refuse? 853 00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:08,839 What'd you say? 854 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:09,840 Nothing. 855 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,342 C'mon! 856 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:12,843 I told him, "be a good boy 857 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:18,849 and i'll let this girl blow you afterwards." 858 00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:21,852 You ever been with a member of the tribe before? 859 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:22,853 Yeah. 860 00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:23,854 Really? 861 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:25,356 What do you think, i discriminate? 862 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,857 I'm p. C. 863 00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:28,359 No, you haven't. 864 00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:31,362 So why you gotta ask if you think you know it all? 865 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:32,363 When? 866 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:33,864 I don't fucking tell. 867 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,366 When? 868 00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:42,373 Two nights ago. 869 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:46,877 You ever shag another skinny- ginny? 870 00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:52,383 Oh, fuck, fuck me! My cousin. 871 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,385 How are we gonna tell him? 872 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:55,886 Amy, don't do this now. 873 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,889 We'll figure something out, c'mon. 874 00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:00,391 I'm not a terrible person. 875 00:41:00,891 --> 00:41:02,893 Amy, get back here. 876 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:39,930 Shit. 877 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:41,432 Amy... 878 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:42,933 amy, listen. 879 00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:45,436 "Long shot, a nightclub. 880 00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:46,937 "Not just any nightclub. 881 00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:51,442 Cut to closeup on letter "c", then an "o", then a "p"." 882 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,444 You're not supposed to be reading that. 883 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:56,947 It's a limited distribution, numbered draft. 884 00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:59,950 "Pull back to reveal this is the copacabana. 885 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,952 "Inside it's all fun and games 886 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:04,955 as mobsters wine and dine their beautiful goomahs." 887 00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:07,958 Jesus, you can see it. 888 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,960 You can see the movie from the words. 889 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,463 This is the way you write a fucking script. 890 00:42:17,968 --> 00:42:20,971 Fucking shit! 891 00:42:20,971 --> 00:42:22,473 Hey! 892 00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:24,975 Hey, come out of there! 893 00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:26,977 He used it. 894 00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:29,480 What, just'cause he gave me that tar- smell idea? 895 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,981 I could've come up with that. 896 00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:31,982 What? 897 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:33,984 The friend of mine, stone wiseguy, 898 00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:35,986 jon used his whole fucking story. 899 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:37,988 The she- male and acid, it's all here. 900 00:42:37,988 --> 00:42:39,990 This is joey cippolina's fucking story! 901 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:41,992 There's no character named cippolini. 902 00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:43,994 Forget it, he can't put that in there! 903 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:45,996 It's not the same at all. 904 00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:47,498 What the fuck you talking about? 905 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,500 You said your wiseguy friend was at a swing set. 906 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,502 This guy gets his dick sucked at the statue of liberty. 907 00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:53,003 Don't you understand where i come from? 908 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:55,005 I explained it how many times? 909 00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:57,007 Where are you going? 910 00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:59,510 We can't take it out now. 911 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,012 We faxed it to oliver, who's agreed to be attached. 912 00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:03,514 It's his favorite thing. 913 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:06,016 Don't, don't, don't, he's sleeping. 914 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:08,018 How mad could your friend get? 915 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:10,020 12- 04 checked out. 916 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,022 Where is he? 917 00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:15,025 This is so absurd of you to get so bent out of shape. 918 00:43:22,032 --> 00:43:24,034 Can i see your production pass? 919 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:25,536 I've been on the set before. 920 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:27,037 I still need to see your pass. 921 00:43:27,037 --> 00:43:28,038 I know jon. 922 00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:29,540 Look, sir, this is a closed set. 923 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:33,043 No visitors, no press, no friends of jon. 924 00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:34,044 Hey! 925 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:35,546 Hey, buchiachia! 926 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:36,547 Hi. 927 00:43:36,547 --> 00:43:37,548 Where's jon? 928 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,049 He left this morning for l. A. 929 00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:41,552 That fucking cocksucking mezzofinook! 930 00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:43,053 What does that mean? 931 00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:49,059 You got more stuff like that i could use? 932 00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,562 The confirmation starts in an hour. 933 00:43:51,562 --> 00:44:00,070 Would you let me in, already? I need to put my face on. 934 00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:02,072 You've been in there all week. 935 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:04,575 I'm shaving! 936 00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:08,078 I don't want you coming in here while i'm in here! 937 00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:12,583 The only goddamn mirror with any good light is in there! 938 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:15,085 Here's your fucking mirror. 939 00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:16,587 Jesus! 940 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:41,111 Don't open that fucking door! 941 00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:42,112 Shit. 942 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:50,621 Fuck! 943 00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:52,122 You fucking bitch! 944 00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:55,125 I'll kill you, i'll kill you! 945 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,627 Dad! 946 00:44:56,627 --> 00:45:02,633 Jesus christ, what the fuck's with you? 947 00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:04,134 What are you, bleeding? 948 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:19,149 Mr. Decamillo will be with you shortly. 949 00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:20,651 May i get you a water? 950 00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:22,152 No, thank you. 951 00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:24,154 Wow, robert rodriguez has signed on 952 00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:28,659 to do a remake of "viva, zapata" with harvey and bob. 953 00:45:28,659 --> 00:45:29,660 What is this shit? 954 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,662 You don't return my fucking messages? 955 00:45:31,662 --> 00:45:33,163 Christopher, this is so not cool. 956 00:45:33,163 --> 00:45:34,665 You listen to me, you stupid bitch! 957 00:45:35,165 --> 00:45:36,166 You cannot use that story. 958 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,668 Okay, alright. 959 00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:39,169 This is neither the time nor the place. 960 00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:41,171 You want to see me clipped? 961 00:45:41,171 --> 00:45:43,173 Have you touched base with jon? 962 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:44,675 What the fuck? 963 00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:47,177 I call, i spoke to his jerk- off assistants, 964 00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:49,179 she said i should take it up with you. 965 00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:50,681 I'm sorry i don't even know who that would be, 966 00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:52,182 that assistant. 967 00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:54,184 Sir, are you here to see david decamillo? 968 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,186 Get the fuck out of here! 969 00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:57,688 Look, i'm flying into l. A. This afternoon, 970 00:45:57,688 --> 00:45:58,689 we'll touch base. 971 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:01,692 You were just gonna leave? 972 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:04,194 What are you talking about? 973 00:46:04,194 --> 00:46:06,196 My script. 974 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:10,200 Christopher, based on "mickey blue eyes" first- weekend foreign, 975 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,203 there's a wait- and- see attitude toward mafi- related projects. 976 00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:15,205 So we're gonna have to pass. 977 00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:16,707 Did jon say that? Are those his words? 978 00:46:16,707 --> 00:46:18,709 I speak for jon, and if you'd let me finish, 979 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:20,711 we want to assure you that we'll certainly 980 00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:22,212 take a look at anything else you write. 981 00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:23,714 You're good. 982 00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:24,715 Christopher-- 983 00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:26,717 fuckin' walnuts don't lie as good as you. 984 00:46:27,217 --> 00:46:28,218 Amy. 985 00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:30,220 David's ready to see you. 986 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:31,221 Right this way. 987 00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:36,727 Chris, it was wrong with us and... 988 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:41,732 and greg and all that. 989 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,734 I really liked you. 990 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:52,743 This is getting kind of "william inge" here, isn't it? 991 00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:54,244 I gotta go. 992 00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:56,747 Fucking d- girl! 993 00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:58,749 Excuse me? 994 00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:01,251 Excuse me, i'm a vice president! 995 00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:03,754 You fucking asshole! 996 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,761 Tony! 997 00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,262 Hey! 998 00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:13,764 There they are. 999 00:47:13,764 --> 00:47:15,766 Ton', congratulations. 1000 00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:17,267 Thanks, thanks. 1001 00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,269 Kid did real good up at the alter, didn't he? 1002 00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:20,771 Sabenedic'. 1003 00:47:22,272 --> 00:47:23,774 Were you proud of him? 1004 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:24,775 Oh, yeah. 1005 00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:25,776 Where's carm? 1006 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,277 In the kitchen. 1007 00:47:27,277 --> 00:47:28,278 Ange. 1008 00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:30,280 Some place you got here, ton'. 1009 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,282 Hey, richie, have a drink. 1010 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:35,285 Fucking resort s international. 1011 00:47:35,285 --> 00:47:37,287 Hey, little brother. 1012 00:47:37,287 --> 00:47:39,289 The bars down the hall, richie. 1013 00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:40,791 Over there. 1014 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:45,796 Oh, and we count the silverware. 1015 00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:47,798 Hi, i'm janice soprano. 1016 00:47:47,798 --> 00:47:49,299 Janice now? 1017 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,301 I don't know. 1018 00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:54,304 I heard we won't be bothered anymore from our neighbor wyczchuk. 1019 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:56,306 No neighbor of mine. 1020 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:58,308 What'd you hear on that? 1021 00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:00,310 Tony, we're out of ice in here. 1022 00:48:00,310 --> 00:48:01,812 Alright. 1023 00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:25,335 Oh, shit. 1024 00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:30,340 You two, get out of here. 1025 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,843 Tony, we also need more cokes-- 1026 00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:36,346 what is that smell? 1027 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:37,848 What kind of animal 1028 00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:39,850 smokes marijuana at his own confirmation? 1029 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:41,852 I don't know. 1030 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:44,354 Enough with th e "i don't knows". 1031 00:48:44,354 --> 00:48:45,355 What are you yelling at me for? 1032 00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:47,357 Even grandma says the world has no purpose. 1033 00:48:47,357 --> 00:48:49,359 Get inside right now and join your guests. 1034 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:51,862 Be a good catholic for 15 fucking minutes! 1035 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:53,864 Is that so much to ask? 1036 00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:11,882 What happened, what's the matter? 1037 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,383 You don't want to know. 1038 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:16,386 Fucking kid's down in the garage getting high. 1039 00:49:16,386 --> 00:49:18,388 Alright, let me talk to him. 1040 00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:30,400 Anthony? 1041 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,902 Would you go away? 1042 00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:34,404 No, i'm your sponsor. 1043 00:49:34,404 --> 00:49:37,908 We need to talk, you need to listen. 1044 00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:47,417 You know, you see your parents 1045 00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:50,420 as these great big dictators, these disciplinarians. 1046 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,923 But i know your dad from the time he was younger than you. 1047 00:49:53,423 --> 00:49:55,926 What difference does it make? 1048 00:49:56,426 --> 00:49:59,429 Listen to me, alright? You listening? 1049 00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:00,931 Yeah. 1050 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:04,935 I know him. 1051 00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:07,938 I was 16 years old, and my kid sister nucci, 1052 00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:10,440 she had the spinal meningitis, 1053 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:17,447 and she got a to a point where she couldn't breathe. 1054 00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:18,448 She was real sick? 1055 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:19,950 Yeah. 1056 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:21,952 And she was in the hospital. 1057 00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:23,954 And your father, he was the only one, 1058 00:50:24,454 --> 00:50:25,956 he came with me every day. 1059 00:50:26,456 --> 00:50:28,959 He sat by her bed, he looked at her drawings. 1060 00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:31,962 He watched her for me when i had to use the john 1061 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:35,966 or get something to eat. 1062 00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,968 I was down there waiting in line for a hamburger 1063 00:50:38,468 --> 00:50:39,469 when she passed away. 1064 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:42,472 She died? 1065 00:50:42,472 --> 00:50:45,475 Yeah. 1066 00:50:45,475 --> 00:50:48,478 You know what pisses me off about my dad? 1067 00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:50,480 He did all these great things, then, 1068 00:50:50,981 --> 00:50:53,483 before he was my dad. 1069 00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:56,987 Now he's just an asshole. 1070 00:50:56,987 --> 00:51:00,490 Hey, hey, hey, listen to me. 1071 00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:02,993 Your father would catch a bullet for you. 1072 00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:04,995 Don't you ever forget that. 1073 00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:07,497 He's a stand- up guy. 1074 00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:09,499 I don't know. 1075 00:51:09,499 --> 00:51:11,001 Not to me he's not. 1076 00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:12,502 Well, i do know. 1077 00:51:12,502 --> 00:51:14,504 And i know what kind of man he is. 1078 00:51:14,504 --> 00:51:21,511 Don't ever forget it. 1079 00:51:21,511 --> 00:51:24,514 Uncle pussy, what's the matter? 1080 00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:26,516 Nothing. 1081 00:51:36,026 --> 00:51:38,528 Now go down and enjoy your party. 1082 00:51:38,528 --> 00:51:40,030 Make your parents happy. 1083 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:41,531 You got your health, your family. 1084 00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:43,533 Enjoy it while you can, 1085 00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:46,536 while you got it all in your hand. 1086 00:51:46,536 --> 00:51:47,537 Come here. 1087 00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:49,539 Give uncle pussy a hug. 1088 00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:52,042 And get out of here. 1089 00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,554 Hey. 1090 00:52:04,554 --> 00:52:10,560 Hey, he's down there. 1091 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,062 Where the fuck you been? 1092 00:52:12,062 --> 00:52:14,064 This is for a. J. 1093 00:52:14,564 --> 00:52:17,567 I got one son and you miss his confirmation ceremony? 1094 00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:19,569 I figured with all my sins 1095 00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:24,074 i don't want the church caving in on everyone. 1096 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:29,079 Hey! 1097 00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,081 On the fucking rag again. 1098 00:52:31,081 --> 00:52:32,582 No, i'm on the rag. 1099 00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:34,084 She's just wondering who the fuck you are. 1100 00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:36,586 No lectures, alright? I'm not in the mood. 1101 00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:38,088 I agree. 1102 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:41,091 I'm gonna go back in there and be with my guests. 1103 00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:43,093 Exactly ten minutes, i'm gonna look up, 1104 00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:45,095 if you're not here i'm gonna assume 1105 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:47,097 that you went to look for whatever the fuck it is 1106 00:52:47,597 --> 00:52:48,598 that's calling you out there. 1107 00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:50,600 And that i will never see you again. 1108 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:55,105 If you are still here, then i'm gonna assume 1109 00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:58,108 that you have no other desire in the world than to be with me. 1110 00:52:58,108 --> 00:53:01,111 And your actions will show me that every second of every fucking day. 1111 00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:05,115 You understand me? 1112 00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:06,116 Don't answer me. 1113 00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:14,124 Take the ten minutes, you think about it. 1114 00:53:14,124 --> 00:53:16,126 Hey you, come here. 1115 00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:19,629 C'mon, let's take the picture. 1116 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:10,180 C'mon, let's get the picture. 1117 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,682 A. J. , c'mon. 1118 00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:14,184 Wait, where's pussy? 1119 00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:19,189 Where's the godfather? 1120 00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:07,937 Captions copyright 2000 home box office 1121 00:55:07,937 --> 00:55:11,441 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. P.