1 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:11,719 (SOPRANOS THEME SONG) 2 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:51,819 Who's a big boy, huh? Who's a big boy? 3 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:55,823 (PHONE RINGING) 4 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:04,498 Lilac Personal Shopping. 5 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,083 - Hey, you. - Hey. 6 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,294 My cousin came through on those day-spa certificates. 7 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,548 Excellent. How's outside Daffy's at 11? 8 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,383 Perfect. 9 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,598 You want some lunch? I was gonna sit down to a tuna san. 10 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:26,645 - Onions? In the morning? - Actually, it's 2:00. 11 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:31,275 I'm going out by the pool. 12 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,112 What, Mom? 13 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,823 You were gonna get up at 8:30 to be at TCBY Yogurt... 14 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,908 ...when the manager got there. 15 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:43,162 Five days till school starts. What's the use of getting a job? 16 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,873 Oh, I don't know. A few textbooks you could buy. 17 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,126 Pairs of socks. And anything that we don't have to supply. 18 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,004 This whole thing about working between now and class... 19 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,757 ...is about you being pissed because I didn't intern at the playhouse. 20 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:59,469 We bought you a car so you could drive back and forth to your internship. 21 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,930 You don't feel bad you didn't live up to your end? 22 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,141 We've been through this how many times? 23 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:07,519 There was no stagecraft whatsoever in what they had me doing. 24 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,272 Xeroxing does not count towards a drama internship. 25 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:12,858 Did you call the drama department, check that out? 26 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,861 No, I didn't, so can we shitcan the courtroom theatrics? 27 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,279 Watch your mouth. 28 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,531 Like I haven't been through enough this year. 29 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,492 Twelve credits each semester. I'm not entitled to a summer? 30 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,702 You hardly... 31 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:24,870 (PHONE RINGING) 32 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,331 Hello? 33 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:30,375 Are you kidding? 34 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,503 Listen, can I call you back? 35 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:39,384 You hardly broke a C, Meadow, your entire second semester. 36 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,845 Maybe you forgot my ex-boyfriend died? 37 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,806 Your grades started going down while you were with Jackie. 38 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,892 Great. 39 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,144 Jesus, did you ever lose a friend at my age? 40 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,438 Did you ever have to grieve when you were 19? 41 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,816 Meadow, honey, you should have been working this summer. 42 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:57,903 If only to feel good about yourself. Get your mind off Jackie... 43 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:01,531 ...instead of laying out by that pool. I read, Mom, out by that pool. 44 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:06,453 - Probably half the canon. - "The canon." Okay, what is that now? 45 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,373 Now? 46 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,709 The great books? Western literature? 47 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:14,336 Dead white males? 48 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:17,923 Who even in their reductionism have quite interesting things to say... 49 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,383 ...about death and loss. 50 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,802 More interesting than what you have to say. 51 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,887 Is Mary Higgins Clark part of that group? 52 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,807 Because that's what I saw you reading every time I passed by the pool. 53 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:27,849 (PHONE RINGING) 54 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:32,771 Hello? Oh, hi. You're not surprised, are you? 55 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,357 Come on, he's so totally duplicitous. 56 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:39,069 He had the nerve to come to the pub crawl? 57 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:42,739 Can I call you back? 58 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:44,825 Are we through talking? 59 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,411 - Did you at least register for classes? - I will. 60 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,246 Oh, just go. 61 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,789 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 62 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:52,582 Hi. 63 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,252 There's some guy in your driveway with a ponytail? 64 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:58,213 What is his story? 65 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:02,050 - Hi, Mrs. Sop. - Hello, Misty. 66 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,593 (DOOR BELL) 67 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:16,565 Fur, hi. He'll be down in a second. He's just changing. 68 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,693 He was working outside this morning. 69 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:23,905 - So you want some coffee? - Sure. 70 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,490 (DOOR CLOSING) 71 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:29,286 - I'm gonna buy a house, you know. - No, I didn't. Where? 72 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,788 - Nutley. - So you're gonna stay, huh? 73 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:35,751 - You gonna become a citizen too? - No, you don't need that. 74 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:39,838 - How's it going, Ton? - Oh, here at Peaceful Acres? Just swell. 75 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,590 You don't got time for coffee. 76 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,134 I need you to drop me off so I can pick up my car. 77 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,429 Then I got an appointment. I'll drive myself. All right? 78 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,097 Later. 79 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:52,851 - Say goodbye to Med for me. - Why don't you say goodbye yourself. 80 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,980 (DOOR OPENING) 81 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:01,610 I'll tell you what a gold mine is, those Harry Potter books. 82 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,113 That's because it gives the other kids, the 98-pound weaklings, hope. 83 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:07,574 Oh, speaking of 98 pounds? 84 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,411 I hear Ginny Sack's getting a 95-pound mole taken off her ass. 85 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:15,165 Hey, some guy's wife. Come on. 86 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,836 All right, gentlemen, I gotta go. 87 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,673 - Talk to Patsy. - Happy birthday. 88 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,425 All right, come on. 89 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,636 - See you, guys. - See you, Ton. 90 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,679 Happy birthday, Al. 91 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:37,771 So, Pasqualin', I understand we have some business to discuss. 92 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,857 The floor is yours. 93 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,235 Go on, tell him. 94 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,947 I drove out to Youngstown to see Uncle Paulie... 95 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,741 ...and he was, I don't know... 96 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:53,912 ...hoping you could settle this shit with Ralph and the no-show carpenter jobs. 97 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,206 Ralph? 98 00:06:56,374 --> 00:07:01,420 Okay, for the record, I had my guy go over the books. 99 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:05,715 We can do maybe two carpenter jobs: one no-show, one no-work. 100 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:09,678 Two jobs? On a $300 million project? 101 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:11,930 Come on, Ralph. 102 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,599 What's the real number? 103 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:19,104 What am I, speaking in tongues here? Two. Maybe I can do three. 104 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:23,316 - My uncle's looking for at least 10. - I'm talking here. 105 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,861 The guy's in the can. 106 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,572 You think you wanna keep him happy maybe? 107 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:32,117 All right. Here it is. 108 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,952 And this comes from... 109 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,706 For the duration... 110 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,292 ...you will give Paulie five carpenter jobs: 111 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:44,504 Two no-shows and three no-works. 112 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,966 One of the no-shows our friend in Youngstown keeps... 113 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,719 ...and one he gives to Chrissy here. 114 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,722 The others, the no-work jobs, that's for Paulie. 115 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,932 How he wants to distribute them. 116 00:07:57,393 --> 00:08:00,645 It is so decreed. Now, if there isn't anything else? 117 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:03,607 There is something else. 118 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:08,195 With Paulie in the can, there's a new acting capo of his crew. 119 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:14,075 - It's Chrissy. - Hey, Chrissy, good job. 120 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:19,289 That's the way certain people want it, and we trust there will be no ill will. 121 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,878 This is fucking great. I mean, I know I'm just the acting, but still... 122 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:29,049 - It's a big responsibility, Chrissy. - Hey, I got it covered. 123 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,719 First thing I'm doing is getting wings in my hair. 124 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,431 You know, like Paulie. 125 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,476 I'll talk to you later. 126 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,899 (ENGINE STARTING UP) 127 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:54,366 See these crystal paperweights? 128 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,703 Last year, I bought the Christmas gifts for the entire Jets front office. 129 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:02,290 Over 600 of these, shaped like footballs. 130 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,293 - You ever get tickets? - Lost the account. 131 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,505 To better times, huh? 132 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:17,138 That's so adorable, with the animals shaped like letters. 133 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,558 I know, if I ever have a baby... 134 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,185 Yeah. 135 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,899 - What? - Nothing. 136 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,778 Christopher talks about having kids once in a while. 137 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,488 I don't know. 138 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:37,867 - Where is our angry young man? - Out with his friends, I guess. 139 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,912 I used to date this one guy Vinnie. 140 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:45,041 He was more like a fuck buddy, but he lived on Staten Island. 141 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,335 I swear, we'd be in the middle of doing it... 142 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:50,255 ...and if his goddamn beeper went off... 143 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,716 ...then he'd just leave. 144 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,219 I think he was, like, connected or something. 145 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:00,307 He used to carry a gun. 146 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:07,063 It's probably just to protect himself. I mean, Christopher does sometimes. 147 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:11,026 - When you're in a cash business... - Stocks is a cash business? 148 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,240 Can I tell you something? 149 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,535 Sure. 150 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:36,176 I don't think I can have kids. 151 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,928 What? Why? 152 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:44,059 I can't believe I'm telling you this. It's just I feel really close to you. 153 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:50,523 A long time ago, before Christopher even, I had an abortion. 154 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,817 I didn't want to. I know it was wrong... 155 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,738 ...but the guy was such an asshole. It was really the best thing. 156 00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,075 Anyway, there were complications. 157 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,328 My gynecologist says... 158 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:07,332 ...that there's a good chance I won't be able to hold a pregnancy. 159 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:15,006 Oh, God, I can't believe I'm telling you this. 160 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,677 Christopher don't even know. My own mother, even. 161 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,680 Sometimes it helps to talk, huh? 162 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:26,101 They can do incredible things these days, Ade. 163 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,938 When the time comes, I know a great ob-gyn... 164 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,816 ...that my sister went to in the city. 165 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,150 Really? 166 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,568 (DOOR OPENING) 167 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:40,240 You just show up without calling? I thought you were going out. 168 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,035 I'm a man of many mysteries. 169 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,122 This is Christopher's friend Paulie Germani. 170 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,999 - Hey, how you doing? - Hey. 171 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:55,588 Yeah, so you put this in the back of your freezer, it'll take out any odors. 172 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:58,758 Go on, buy her a drink somewheres. I gotta talk to my fiancée. 173 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:02,011 - Christopher, some manners? - I'll call you tomorrow, Ade. 174 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:06,099 So, what? You from around here? 175 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,103 - Something's wrong with that broad. - Something's wrong with you. 176 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:14,065 Yeah? Here's what's wrong with me. 177 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,029 Holy shit. 178 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,743 Oh, my God. 179 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,371 - These diamonds... - Harry Winston, baby. 180 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,374 It's got more carats than Bugs Bunny. 181 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,168 (GASP) 182 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,129 Christopher. 183 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,007 I had a great conversation with Silvio today. 184 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,342 What? Tell me. 185 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:46,347 Let's just say that Carmela ain't gonna be first lady forever. 186 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,515 (SNORTING) 187 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:52,061 Political disagreement is often a catalyst leading to violence in a world gone mad. 188 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:55,607 Burning rage in Korea spilled onto the street with deadly results. 189 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,860 Check it out. The guy in the red jacket? 190 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,571 In like 10 seconds, that cop's a fucking fireball. 191 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,823 I don't think I wanna see this. 192 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,116 (KNOCK AT THE DOOR) 193 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,411 - Janice? - Oh, fuck, it's my brother. 194 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,455 Janice? 195 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,793 Coming. I'm coming. 196 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,131 - Hey. - Hey. 197 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,717 - What are you doing here? - I was at Bacala's. 198 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,012 - Figured I'd come by, say hello. - Good. Good. 199 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,474 - How's he doing? - He's fat. 200 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:34,938 Faces of Death? What, was The Sound of Music already rented? 201 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:39,609 It's research for our Christian rock video I'm coordinating with the record release. 202 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,195 That Tommy Mottola, he's one slow motherfucker. 203 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,657 - What's it been, about a year? - Actually, we're not going with Sony. 204 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,244 We're considering a smaller independent label. 205 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,623 Oh, naturally. Got any coffee? 206 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,876 I may only have soy milk. 207 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,759 What? 208 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:18,565 What do you care, Tony? It's none of your business anyhow. 209 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:22,360 - Ralph Cifaretto, Janice? - It's always fucking something with you. 210 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,154 Why don't you stay out of other people's living rooms. 211 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,782 Jesus Christ. 212 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,748 (DOOR CLOSING) 213 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,131 (DOOR SLAMMING) 214 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:51,055 You look good. Better than last time. 215 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,315 Ralph came through with those jobs. 216 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:05,028 - Well, what did Tony say? - I guess Tony made him do it. 217 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,157 I wished Albert a happy birthday for you. 218 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,367 Who's been to see my ma? 219 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,038 Well, I don't think anybody, Paulie. 220 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:19,375 Chrissy says Tony sent her some chocolates. 221 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:23,504 Whoa. Chrissy said T made a killing in real estate down Frelinghuysen. 222 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,966 That assemblyman guy hyped him to it. 223 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,556 Ralph told this funny fucking joke, though, at Albert's party. 224 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,100 He goes, "Ginny Sack... 225 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:40,855 ...had a 95-pound mole surgically taken off her ass." 226 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,941 - He said that? - Yeah. 227 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,610 And you think it's funny? 228 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,821 It's in bad taste, huh? 229 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,367 (ENGINE REVVING) 230 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,843 The fuck? 231 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,474 No, that's not what I want. No, no, no. 232 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:21,854 No, I want a 50 T's, 50 reverse. Got that? 233 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:27,735 Guys, pick up those ice-cream wrappers. 234 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,195 (CAR HORN) 235 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:36,703 If I were a carpenter And you were a douche bag 236 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,249 - Hey, what are you doing? - Breaking my balls. What's it look like? 237 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,418 I tell you, this no-show shit is tough. 238 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:47,505 Deciding what not to wear to work, what not to put in my lunch box. 239 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,632 You're breaking my heart. 240 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,885 You should try sitting here 10:30 to 3:00. 241 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,930 You got Carson Ave? 242 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,685 Hey, you know that girl the other night, Danielle? 243 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,021 She's a piece of ass but fucking rude. 244 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,983 - It's all here? - You remember to put the spores in there? 245 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,737 That's not funny. 246 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,741 - What the fuck's all that? - Fiber-optic cable. 247 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,077 High-speed Internet access. 248 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,248 - A lot of money in this shit. - Oh, yeah? 249 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,882 The kid was supposed to get a job this summer, an internship. 250 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,969 Then it wasn't right for what she was studying. Okay, that's one down. 251 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:39,015 Then she was gonna be a hostess at Artie Bucco's restaurant. I got her that. 252 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,226 And there was a problem about she couldn't work Tuesdays... 253 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,312 ...because of her babysitting commitment. 254 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,773 And Artie didn't try to understand, so she left. 255 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,860 Then the babysitting family disappeared to Nantucket. 256 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,906 Then something else fell through, and then, and then, and then. 257 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,532 So she's regressing. 258 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,951 If she keeps it up, she'll be back in the womb. 259 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,204 Over the course of a child's life... 260 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:04,457 ...there's a constant moving away and coming back. 261 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,876 Security versus freedom. 262 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,922 But what I find interesting, and that's if I hear you right... 263 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:16,677 ...is that at the age of 19, she actually wants to stay close to home. 264 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,430 Well, see, that's what I was gonna say. 265 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,558 - She did have someone close die. - Jackie. 266 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:26,687 But she brings that up whenever you ask her to clean up after herself or whatever. 267 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:30,817 - That she's traumatized. - He was shot to death. 268 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,362 Yeah, it's tragic, that kid. 269 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:41,244 - It was some kind of drug deal, you said? - Exactly, yeah, yeah. All the earmarks. 270 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,000 No, it's gotta be tough. 271 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:53,172 Then again, they'd been broken up, and he wasn't nice to her. 272 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,843 - It may be a manipulation in part... - She's got a hard-on about Columbia. 273 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,011 "It's so competitive." 274 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:04,308 But it doesn't mean that her pain over Jackie's death isn't real. 275 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,814 Has she said to you or Carmela she's depressed? 276 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:13,776 Oh, come on with that shit. She's gonna be all right. 277 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,155 Maybe she should be on medication. 278 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:23,286 And her anger is focused on Carmela, not on you? 279 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,288 I catch some shit. 280 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,457 But me and Med, we were always close. Even in that... 281 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,294 ...15-year-old period, you know? 282 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,713 When she could hardly stomach Carmela? 283 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,423 Well... 284 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,217 ...you are the dad. 285 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,972 The template for all future lovers. 286 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,558 She loves me. 287 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,810 I know that. 288 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,065 Since she was a tiny baby. 289 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,904 Might be helpful if she saw someone. 290 00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,072 Dr. Wendi Kobler. 291 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:04,368 She's an adolescent psychologist and an educational consultant. 292 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,372 Well, what do you mean? Talk about private family stuff like I do here? 293 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,209 - With you? - Yes. 294 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,462 Look, like you said, she's going back to school. 295 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,632 She's gonna be with her college pals, back to the grindstone. 296 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,092 That's all good shit. 297 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,983 I thought you had final registration today. 298 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:41,614 Technically, drop-and-add goes on for the next three weeks. 299 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,325 Well, still, shouldn't you register for the classes... 300 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,536 ...you know you want so you don't lose them? 301 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:51,457 Look, I decided to take a year off. 302 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,918 You what?! 303 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,921 And do what, loaf around the house? 304 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,590 Actually, I'm going to Europe, with Misty. 305 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,052 What are you talking about? 306 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,973 Look, Mom, I'm just not ready. 307 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,892 If I go back now, I'll have to meet with advisers... 308 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,436 ...who will at least want me to declare a major... 309 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,982 ...or independent course of study. I'll have that to deal with. 310 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:20,319 And obviously, you don't want me around here. 311 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:27,493 That is not what I said at all. 312 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,291 You think I don't want you here? 313 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,877 She knows what I fucking make. Who am I, Bill Gates? 314 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,963 I already support the kids. 315 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,133 You're the bartender. You're supposed to listen to my problems. 316 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,718 Yeah. 317 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:48,306 Hey, Ton, sorry I'm late. What's up? 318 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:51,684 You tell me. I got a call from Jack Massarone. 319 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,770 Massarone Construction? A very angry call. 320 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,064 The M-80 in the Porta-Pot. I told Benny... 321 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,358 Don't fuck with me on this. 322 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,530 - The fiber-optic shit. - You knew it was boosted? 323 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:08,242 No. Well, yeah, I mean, Patsy mentioned some... 324 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,704 Jesus Christ, if I wanted Patsy in charge... 325 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,582 Use your fucking head, Christopher. 326 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,918 I'm sorry, T, I thought I was. 327 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:21,380 By drawing heat to a quarter-billion-dollar job? 328 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:26,052 Think, Christopher, think. The big fucking picture, huh? 329 00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:32,099 Aren't they insured? 330 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,567 She's nice, Janice, you know? Not my usual type, but... 331 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:47,239 Her hair, it's pretty. Pre-Raphaelite they call it, with the curls. 332 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,787 Nothing but net, motherfucker. 333 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,627 She does have an earthy quality, give her that. 334 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,254 It's those big tits. 335 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,590 No disrespect. 336 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,968 Of course, there's the issue of her family. 337 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:12,264 Making her happy wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for my career. 338 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,141 Game. 339 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,523 Where you going? 340 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:26,278 - Come on, Ralph, I'm tired. - Come on, one more. 341 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,242 Come on. 342 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:39,500 Come on, a little fucking defense, huh? 343 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,962 Hook shot. 344 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,969 (DOOR CLOSING) 345 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:56,600 Oh, thank God. Where is that number of the therapist that Melfi gave you? 346 00:23:56,768 --> 00:24:00,396 - Why? What happened? - She's going to Europe, your daughter. 347 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:04,358 She's dropping out of school, going all over the place on a Eurailpass. 348 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,444 - Is she fucking kidding? - Apparently not. 349 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,447 Her passport from going to the Bahamas is still valid. 350 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,740 - Where is she? - I don't know, down the shore. 351 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,619 I suppose all these parties she goes to are all memorials for Jackie Jr? 352 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,497 - Tony, please, with the yelling. - You still online? 353 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,292 Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. 354 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:30,634 - So, what the fuck's in Europe? - I don't know. Experience. 355 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,179 Real life. Art. 356 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,223 I knew this constant harping on art was gonna cause trouble. 357 00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,184 Gonna work in publicity or something. 358 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:41,353 Some friend of Misty's is making a movie in Denmark. 359 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,565 I think we should call that therapist. 360 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,819 She's going back to school. They got counselors there. 361 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,615 Better ones. Ivy League ones. 362 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:57,286 - No fucking way she's going to Europe. - Fine. 363 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,997 Maybe they don't have to talk. Maybe they're... 364 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,418 ...the kind of couple that doesn't have to talk constantly. 365 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:11,050 - One beer left? - Danielle was over. We had pizza. 366 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:15,971 I figured out what's wrong with that broad, and it's some bad shit. 367 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,519 What's the matter, baby? 368 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,896 Tony again? 369 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:30,569 I owe this guy a lot, but he's a fucking jerk sometimes. 370 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:34,073 Like he never heard of a learning curve. 371 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,284 You know what? 372 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,287 I'm gonna get high. 373 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:47,795 Christopher, I thought you were gonna stop using junk because of your new job. 374 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,634 I am. 375 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:57,346 This is my goodbye party with heroin. 376 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,640 You wanna do a hit? 377 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:03,561 I don't know. I did some blow at the club. 378 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,523 It's funny with Tony. It's like Danielle was saying... 379 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,984 ...how we send food to the poorer countries. 380 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,779 - No good deed goes unpunished. - What is it with you and this girl? 381 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:17,950 - What, I can't have friends? - You're amazing, you know that? 382 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:21,996 With all of your intelligence, you never see the big picture. 383 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,583 - You met her where? - At the mall. So? 384 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,876 Think, Adriana, think. 385 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:31,046 Girl like that. Ass like that. 386 00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:33,591 She don't have a boyfriend, she don't like Paulie. 387 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,136 - Oh, like he's Jude Law. - Yeah, whatever. 388 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:41,098 Are you that fucking blind? 389 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:50,107 - She's a dyke. - No. 390 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,114 You think? 391 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:07,249 Use your head, huh? It's a quarter-billion-dollar job. 392 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:11,211 - My head? It was your idea. - Excuse me? 393 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:16,091 When the kid there, Vito, told you how expensive the shit was... 394 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:19,637 ...I don't know, you gave me a look. 395 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,472 A look? 396 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,515 So now you're a fucking mind reader now? 397 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:26,560 Hey, it won't happen again. Christo... 398 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,232 Stop now, it'll be that much harder to get back on track. 399 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,609 Your mother's right. 400 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:36,945 Just out of curiosity, what are you planning on using for money? 401 00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,073 Cheap Tickets is running a sale. 402 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,951 I can cash in the bonds Nana gave me, and most likely, I'll be working. 403 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,412 Oh, yeah, some student film. 404 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:49,750 It's not a student film. It's a feature on DV cam. 405 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,752 Alvar hangs out with Dogma. 406 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,422 He got honorable mention at the Winnipeg Film Festival last year. 407 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,758 Oh, forget money, what about security? 408 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,386 You think traipsing around Europe's a smart move? 409 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:04,014 Like Europe's any less safe than here? 410 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:08,727 Look, you don't seem to get it. I keep having images of Jackie Aprile... 411 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:12,898 ...lying in a pool of his own blood in some street somewhere. 412 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,903 So, what, French discos drive away all sad thoughts? 413 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,448 What, Mom, you've never heard of the restorative nature of travel? 414 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,450 Read Henry James. 415 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:27,287 Why does every college have junior year abroad if there isn't a need for it? 416 00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:30,332 Then why don't you wait for junior year. It's eight months. 417 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,253 - Because I need it now. - You wanna go to Europe? Go. 418 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,171 Clear your head. 419 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,549 Do whatever it is the hell they do over there. 420 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,426 Thank you, I will. 421 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:45,264 Don't you think she should talk to someone first? A counselor, maybe? 422 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,725 The college of hard knocks is what she needs. 423 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,310 See how she likes it when a gypsy lifts her wallet. 424 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:52,354 You can't work there without a permit... 425 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:55,941 ...which the French hang on to like their balls. 426 00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:03,824 Thank you for that united front. 427 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,368 The more we fight, the more she's gonna wanna go. 428 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,747 She's going, Tony. I don't understand you with this flip-flop. 429 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:14,293 She'll meet other boys. Maybe an actual Italian one. Jackie will stop playing... 430 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:19,173 - You'd want her married to a foreigner? - Married, no. Jesus. 431 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:23,886 Although, look at Furio. What's so bad about him? 432 00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:25,304 Do what you want, Tony. 433 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:28,432 I am not gonna stand idle while she throws her education away. 434 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:29,725 What are you gonna do? 435 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,936 She's not gonna take this step without talking to somebody. 436 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,354 Come on. 437 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,815 Dr. Melfi's person is an educational consultant. 438 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:39,610 Maybe she can explain to Meadow how dropping out now... 439 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,279 ...is not gonna look at all good to medical schools. 440 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,239 We could use an ally here, Tony. 441 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:49,369 Some adult, besides us, to toe the line for accountability and responsibility. 442 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:59,338 So maybe you go on an antidepressant to tide you over. 443 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:02,758 You're not paying for it. 444 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:05,177 I don't know, maybe. 445 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,812 Anyway, it was supposed to be his funeral. 446 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:19,733 - Jack's. - And they all stood around drinking... 447 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:26,323 ...and blubbering at these egregious, saccharine, fucking Italian ballads. 448 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,201 It was revolting. 449 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:33,664 - After I left the restaurant, I vomited. - You were drinking? 450 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,667 I smoked a joint with my friends too. 451 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:39,545 Well, that's okay. 452 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:43,465 As long as you didn't deliberately purge. 453 00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:51,515 When I asked you earlier what Dad does for a living, you said: 454 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:57,104 "Waste management, wink-wink." What does "wink-wink" mean? 455 00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,565 Okay. 456 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,609 He's like... 457 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:06,196 You know. 458 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,742 You mentioned Jack's father was in the Mafia. 459 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:14,079 I didn't realize your dad was too. 460 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,210 There's no such thing as the Mafia. 461 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,338 I said Jackie's dad was a loan shark. 462 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:35,559 How did Dad react when he heard Jack had been killed? 463 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,812 He was pretty upset. 464 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:43,817 He used to tell Jackie all the time, "Don't get involved, stay in school." 465 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,778 Get involved? 466 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,947 With what? 467 00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,120 Drugs. 468 00:31:56,706 --> 00:32:00,083 Right. The X. 469 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:07,090 So Dad was a positive force in Jack's life? 470 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:08,759 Jackie. 471 00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:13,096 Yeah. 472 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,976 You don't like talking much about Dad, do you? 473 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:22,648 It doesn't bother me. 474 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:28,403 Meadow, I'm gonna ask you a question about Dad. 475 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:34,826 This may be very painful for you. 476 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:40,457 Did Dad ever molest you? 477 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,125 No. 478 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:45,545 I don't tell them what we discuss, Meadow. 479 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,678 Gee, I don't think so. 480 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,139 - What about Mom? - God, no. 481 00:32:57,558 --> 00:33:01,603 Unless you consider obsessing about my fucking GPA an assault, which I do. 482 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:05,524 Well, she has to learn that education is a lifelong process. 483 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:09,069 - That's what I told them. - A college degree is a nice thing, sure... 484 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:12,155 ...but not at the sake of emotional well-being. 485 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:14,700 That's exactly what I said. 486 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:19,746 Perhaps they should examine their own needs to have you stay in school. 487 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,083 Blow off their self-esteem issues. 488 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:26,878 So you book on Columbia, you can come back when you're ready. 489 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:31,883 Or I could write you a letter to the University of Barcelona. 490 00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:34,261 It's a hot school. 491 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:37,723 I'm on a consultancy there. 492 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:45,397 (PARTY MUSIC AND YELLING THROUGH WALLS) 493 00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:56,074 - Busy out there? - Bachelor party. 494 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:01,747 Some asshole just slipped on a lime wedge. 495 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,794 So I was talking to Patsy. 496 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:11,923 Sounds like Chrissy's got a little Napoleon thing going on. 497 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,676 Yeah? 498 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,261 Good. 499 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,930 Right. Of course. 500 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:22,184 Nobody's denying his leadership abilities. 501 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,396 So, what's the problem? 502 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,440 It's just... 503 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:33,612 I don't know. Patsy feels bad, maybe he was passed over. 504 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:35,781 So, what the fuck do you care? 505 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:38,325 Last year, you were pushing me to take him out. 506 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:43,413 I'm just saying, with the change of rank and all, maybe he feels... 507 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,583 ...marginalized. 508 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:49,127 Marginalized? 509 00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:52,964 What the fuck does that even mean? 510 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:05,227 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 511 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:11,733 I like your pants. Leather? 512 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:14,486 Yeah, I got them at Bebe. 513 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:16,613 Fucking packed tonight. 514 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,865 Let's celebrate. 515 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:23,995 (SNORTING) 516 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,251 No, I'm gonna stick with the champagne. 517 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:33,088 Oh, it's primo shit, Dannie. We got an awesome connection. 518 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,923 It's okay. 519 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:37,801 (SNORTING) 520 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,890 So I was thinking, right? 521 00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:45,767 What we do is start our own group. 522 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,478 I'll be the singer, and you two can back me up. 523 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:49,729 - Please. - Right. 524 00:35:49,897 --> 00:35:52,190 What? It's so hard to rap? 525 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:55,652 My bitch, my ho My ho, my bitch, my bitch-bitch 526 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,571 - What? It's a joke? - Stop. 527 00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:00,615 - You don't wanna back me up? - Stop. 528 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:04,536 God. 529 00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:08,206 - That's gorgeous. - Isn't it? 530 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,667 Christopher gave it to me. 531 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:13,628 Yeah, you like it, huh, baby? 532 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:32,105 - What are you doing?! - What? 533 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:36,318 - I'm gonna go. - What? Hang out. What's the matter? 534 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,321 I'll call you tomorrow, Ade. 535 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:46,161 - You piece of fucking shit. - Oh, what the fuck?! 536 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,414 I saw you. What'd you think, you were gonna fuck the two of us?! 537 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:52,125 - You and those fucking videos. - She came on to me! 538 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,586 She took my hand, she was rubbing it on herself. 539 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:56,129 - Bullshit. - Yeah? 540 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:59,883 Right before you came over, she was telling me where she buys her pants. 541 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,594 Her underwear. Fucking Bebe's. Like I give a fuck. 542 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:05,972 - You said she was gay. - Who knows what her problem is? 543 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:10,268 A broad like her will fuck a snake. Use your head, huh? 544 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,646 What do I want with that skank when I got you? 545 00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:14,606 You were saying she had a nice ass. 546 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:19,027 I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend. 547 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,698 Come here. 548 00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:32,540 What have I been telling you about this pucchiacca, huh? 549 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:36,253 She's trying to fuck us up, Adriana. 550 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:40,548 And what we have is stronger than any of that shit. 551 00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:50,976 I'm sorry. 552 00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:57,190 Son of a fucking bitch. 553 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,904 What happened to the Krazy Glue? 554 00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:07,409 Somebody left the top off. It dried out. 555 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,330 - What'd you want? - Nothing, really. 556 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,958 But you should see the floor tiles, though. 557 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:19,629 That got delivered to the job site? Mexican travertine. 558 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,881 Johnny Sposato will take that shit. 559 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:26,386 No more dipping at the job according to fucking Alfalfa. 560 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:30,140 But the order comes down from Tony. 561 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,355 - Go ahead. - What? 562 00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:39,733 Knock off the tile? 563 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:43,903 - If Tony says no? - I got your back. 564 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:45,613 Tony will be fine with it. 565 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,393 Hey. 566 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:19,314 The rotor on the washing machine broke. Carm said I could use yours. 567 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:24,402 Clean out the filter this time. Disgusting. 568 00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:37,999 So how's your love life? 569 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,377 Why don't you mind your business. 570 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:43,421 Feels like it is my business, considering I had to haul... 571 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:46,383 ...your last boyfriend out of your kitchen in a Hefty bag. 572 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:49,552 You're a miserable fuck, you know that? 573 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,888 - You're just like Ma. - Oh, yeah? 574 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:55,600 Yeah, really. With your condescension and your sabotage. 575 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,603 For your information, Ralph is a great guy. 576 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:01,606 Trust me, I got more information than I need about Ralphie. 577 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,233 It's always something, Tony. 578 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,735 You threatened because he has a sense of style? 579 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:08,613 - Sense of style? - Ralph Lauren? Collegiate? 580 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:12,158 Let me ask you a question, Janice. Do I know this guy better than you? 581 00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:14,369 Because I'm telling you, he's no good. 582 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:18,540 My happiness really drives you crazy, doesn't it, Tony? 583 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,509 This reorganization of the bureau could be good for both of us. 584 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:31,177 (PHONE RINGING) 585 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:41,312 - Lilac Personal Shopping. - Five fucking messages, Danielle? 586 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,524 Can't you take a hint? Stop fucking calling here. 587 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,777 - Sweetie, don't be like that. - Sweetie, bullshit. 588 00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:51,573 - You're lucky I don't rip your ass. - I thought we were friends. 589 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:54,617 Did you take his hand off your leg? Did you? 590 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:57,162 - I tried. - Bullshit. 591 00:40:57,329 --> 00:41:00,248 And don't ever fucking call me anymore. 592 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:06,087 Four fucking months of work. 593 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,508 Maybe if we let her cool off. 594 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:13,136 She thinks I tried to seduce her fiancé, Dwight. 595 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,931 - Little shit bag that he is. - What now? 596 00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:19,058 Do we set someone else up? 597 00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:23,730 And waste another five months getting in close? Her guard will be up anyway. 598 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:28,359 I think we should consider the undercover op a dead issue. 599 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:30,695 Let's just bring her in straight up. 600 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,451 Still in all, good work, Ciccerone. 601 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:39,621 Yeah, right. Thanks. 602 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:46,586 You know what the problem is, right? 603 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,881 She gave Moltisanti a hard-on. 604 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:53,676 So, what do we do? Hire only schifosas? 605 00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:58,389 You know, I had a dream about her the other night. 606 00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:23,540 Tony! 607 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:25,583 Tony! 608 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,211 Oh, this boring cocksucker. 609 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,380 Jehovah's Witnesses are more interesting. 610 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:33,925 Jack, how's your balls? What are you doing here? 611 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:36,636 Yeah, I got a foursome with some city engineers. 612 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,805 - You got a sec? - Yeah, sure. 613 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:43,017 - Artie Bucco, Jack Massarone. - Sure, you been in my restaurant. 614 00:42:43,185 --> 00:42:46,771 - Problem with the stracciatelli, right? - Yeah. 615 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,648 Come. 616 00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:56,656 - It's all right. - Listen, I don't mean to be a pest... 617 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,908 ...but your guys... I'll take care of that. 618 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:03,371 This is not the fiber optics. I'm talking about the floor tiles. 619 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:07,667 - What floor tiles? - Last night, somebody hijacked a trailer. 620 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:11,212 The truck crushed a shed on its way out too. 621 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,976 Christopher, my mother's expecting us. 622 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:27,812 Hoho! 623 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:30,523 Look what the cat dragged in. 624 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:34,444 Fucking greedy cocksucker. You had to come back for more, huh? 625 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:37,238 - Fucking floor tiles now. - You little fucking prick. 626 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,408 - Come on. Come on. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax, fellas. 627 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,620 - Mind your own fucking business. - What did I say? 628 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:46,789 I distinctly told you to lay off this fucking job. 629 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:49,667 Talk to Silvio! He gave the order, you stupid fuck. 630 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:53,129 Yeah? What did you call me, huh? 631 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:56,507 That's right. That's right. Little fucking tough guy, huh? 632 00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:58,509 - You bastard. - Chris, come on. 633 00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:02,930 You work for me, not fucking Silvio. I told you to knock it off. 634 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:04,932 I'm calling the police. 635 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:08,353 Don't think I forgot about you going through my fiancée's underwear. 636 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,981 - That wasn't me, you fucking jerk. - We'll see, huh? 637 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,736 So... 638 00:44:17,279 --> 00:44:21,240 ...who the fuck are you? Ralph Bunche over here? 639 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:23,117 - Hey, hey, hey. - You motherfucker. 640 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,453 - Oh, my God. - Pat! Pat! 641 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,164 - Let me go. - Get out of here. Let's get out of here. 642 00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:31,584 Get him to a fucking hospital. Make sure he keeps his mouth shut. 643 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:34,587 Keep your fucking mouth shut. 644 00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:38,174 For right, he's the one. 645 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:42,011 I never said they shouldn't get engaged. 646 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:43,846 Mom. 647 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,975 Hi, can I have a tuna san? 648 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:56,401 - Will you hang up that phone, please? - Excuse me? 649 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:01,823 Can I call you back? 650 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:10,581 - Did you go to see Dr. Kobler? - Yeah. 651 00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:13,960 - Well, what did you talk about? - I don't have to tell you or Dad. 652 00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,545 It's confidential. 653 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,339 This is what we pay $200 for? 654 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:22,135 It was your idea. I only saw her out of a gesture of goodwill. 655 00:45:22,344 --> 00:45:23,845 Tony! 656 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:25,888 I don't know what you're so upset about. 657 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:28,683 It's my right to go to Europe. That's what she said. 658 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:32,311 I don't care what she said. She's totally irresponsible. 659 00:45:36,024 --> 00:45:37,859 What? 660 00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:41,279 The therapist told her it is her right to go to Europe. 661 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:43,865 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 662 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:47,410 She actually thinks this is a good idea...? 663 00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:59,005 She actually thinks this is a good idea? 664 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:02,717 She said it's no big deal. I can pick up my education wherever, whenever. 665 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:05,219 - Oh, really? - Wendi can get me into school... 666 00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:07,180 ...in Barcelona if I decided to stay. 667 00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:09,807 - Who's Wendi? - Dr. Wendi Kobler. 668 00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:11,017 Barcelona. 669 00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:14,103 I could take Melfi's head and crush it like a walnut. 670 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:18,524 - I feel battered. - I've gotta get to the salon. 671 00:46:18,692 --> 00:46:22,153 Did you tell Wendi that you didn't work all summer? 672 00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:24,906 Wait, you're right. 673 00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:28,409 I forgot to mention the pivotal role of the work ethic in this family. 674 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:30,828 You can lose that smart mouth right now. 675 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,998 Or what? What is this, Afghanistan? 676 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:37,502 I'm over 18 now. I'm a grown woman. I can do what I want. 677 00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:41,798 All right! Jesus, God, we know that. Is that your only point here?! 678 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:46,260 Because just getting what you want is for babies, not adults. 679 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:53,768 It may interest you to know she also thinks I should be on Prozac. 680 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:55,728 - She does? - She said that? 681 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,356 Jackie was murdered. I know you think... 682 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,317 ...it's nothing that the Columbia/Army game wouldn't cure. 683 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:04,362 - That is so unfair. - All right, look. 684 00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:06,697 I've been thinking about this. 685 00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:10,785 Now, you're a smart girl. The right move for you is to wait. 686 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,287 Just till next year, maybe. 687 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,998 You know what I don't understand, Dad? 688 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:20,711 - You were all in favor of me going. - Your mother doesn't want it. 689 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,257 Wow, listen to Mr. Mob Boss. 690 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:28,135 - What did you call me? - All this fucking pussyfooting around. 691 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:31,097 Years now. Why don't we just get it all out there. 692 00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:32,890 - Tony... - Shut up. 693 00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:37,353 You got something you wanna say to me? 694 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:41,107 - What do you mean? - What do I mean? What do you mean? 695 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:44,485 All these innuendoes. You inferring to me that I didn't do... 696 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:48,364 ...everything I could to keep that kid from fucking himself up? 697 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,577 That, yeah, knowing him and his family... 698 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:56,831 ...that I didn't try to be a better dad to him than his own dad, God rest his soul? 699 00:47:56,999 --> 00:48:00,543 That I didn't try to protect Jackie Jr? That I didn't smack him around... 700 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:04,380 ...because I was so frustrated? Is that what you're trying to tell me? 701 00:48:05,173 --> 00:48:09,343 I'm through telling people you help with environmental cleanup. 702 00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:10,803 That's not what I asked. 703 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,306 Like you could talk honestly for three seconds... 704 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:15,766 You try me! 705 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:26,569 I made my plans. I'm going to Europe, and I'm getting the fuck out of here! 706 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,654 - You've been told no. - Watch me. 707 00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:32,742 Don't do it! I'm warning you, do not do it. 708 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:46,297 Do it for Mommy. That's a good girl. 709 00:48:55,349 --> 00:49:00,436 Adriana La Cerva? I'm Special Agent Dwight Harris, FBI. 710 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:02,480 I believe you two have already met. 711 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:05,566 - Holy fucking shit. - Don't make a scene. 712 00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:08,819 - You don't wanna attract attention. - You're in the fucking FBI? 713 00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:11,197 We need to talk. It'll only take a half-hour. 714 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:15,534 - I assure you it's in your best interest. - Could you come with us, please? 715 00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:19,497 - My dog. - It's okay. Just take her with you. 716 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,421 (ENGINE STARTING UP) 717 00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,717 Am I under arrest? 718 00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:36,055 Not at this time, but that can all change momentarily. 719 00:49:37,015 --> 00:49:41,060 That's a search warrant: your office, your club, your cocaine. 720 00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:43,771 - It's not my cocaine. - Really? 721 00:49:43,939 --> 00:49:47,024 - That's not what I have on tape. - You were fucking taping me? 722 00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:51,237 If I were you, I'd put aside my hurt feelings for a while. 723 00:49:56,451 --> 00:50:00,287 I told you shit in confidence that had nothing to do with any of this shit. 724 00:50:00,455 --> 00:50:02,665 Things I never told no one. 725 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,251 We're offering you a way out, Ade. 726 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,795 A chance to save your life and Christopher's life. 727 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:12,842 You don't give a fuck about us. You and your fucking ob-gyn doctor. 728 00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:15,386 You wanted me and Christopher together... 729 00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:18,097 ...long enough so you could find shit out. 730 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:21,809 (SOBBING) 731 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:29,900 We understand your fiancé is moving up in the world. 732 00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:33,654 - Or down, as the case may be. - Problems at the Esplanade site. 733 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,365 Oh, my God. 734 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,200 We're not asking you to wear a wire. 735 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:43,539 We're not asking you to testify. We just want information. 736 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:47,293 Is your name even Danielle? 737 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,056 What if I say no? 738 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,725 If you say no, you'll be placed under arrest... 739 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:06,103 ...and charged with possession and intent to distribute cocaine. 740 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:10,941 A charge that carries with it a penalty of up to 25 years in prison. 741 00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:12,193 Oh, my God. 742 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,029 After you make bail you can explain to Tony Soprano... 743 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:18,407 ...why you brought an undercover federal agent into his home. 744 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:21,327 - My God. - We'll never hear about it, though. 745 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:25,039 Chances are you and Christopher will just disappear. 746 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,749 (VOMMITING NOISE) 747 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:32,254 Get the wastebasket. 748 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,097 (DOOR BELL) 749 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,065 Come on. 750 00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:57,238 Ton, I left three messages, are you okay? 751 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:01,158 You look like shit. 752 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,871 I didn't sleep too good. 753 00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:07,748 It's Meadow. 754 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:11,293 I don't know, we think maybe she ran off to Europe. 755 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:14,463 - Europe? - Yeah. 756 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,844 - So you got a minute? - Who's that? 757 00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:22,179 Nobody, go back to sleep. 758 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:25,558 - Oh, hey, Sil. - How you doing, hon? 759 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:41,866 This floor-tile shit. Misunderstanding. 760 00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:44,785 Patsy. Christopher. 761 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,248 It's a huge job, Sil. 762 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,625 Lot of money at stake. 763 00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:53,919 You of all people should know that. 764 00:52:54,087 --> 00:52:56,422 What, are you mad at me now? 765 00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:01,135 You know, you're getting to be a very strange man in your old age. 766 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,887 What? 767 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:04,972 I'm just asking. 768 00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:08,726 Is it a hanging offense or not? 769 00:53:10,562 --> 00:53:14,064 - Did you deliberately disobey me? - Of course not. 770 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:18,110 Because Patsy says you gave the okay. 771 00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:23,240 - This is after Chrissy talked to him. - The time line got fucked up. 772 00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:27,870 - We go back a long way, Sil. - Indeed we do. 773 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:31,707 If, in any way, you feel like Chrissy usurped you... 774 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:35,878 ...or anything like that, and you're trying to ream me... 775 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:39,506 That's not how it is. 776 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:41,091 Fine. 777 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:44,386 The whole thing... 778 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,555 ...a misunderstanding. 779 00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:55,731 A truckload of floor tiles. 780 00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:59,526 You should be looking at what, 30 grand? 781 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:06,867 Should be about 2 grand there. I'll have the rest for you later. 782 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,204 I know you will. 783 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:21,131 (CLIPPING NOISE) 784 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:25,970 What? You catch some shrapnel? 785 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:34,561 Intro to Social Theory is... Sorry, it's closed out. 786 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:40,359 You're cutting it a little close for most of the popular classes. 787 00:54:50,328 --> 00:54:54,164 - What about this one? - 09531? 788 00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:59,753 It's your lucky day. 789 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:17,855 Hey. 790 00:55:18,815 --> 00:55:21,650 I've been thinking, and if you want... 791 00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:25,446 ...we can talk to your cousin Brian about the estate planning. 792 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:29,450 Listen to him now. What, do you feel guilty? 793 00:55:29,951 --> 00:55:31,952 You have nothing to feel guilty about. 794 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:35,372 It's me she blames. 795 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:38,959 What for? 796 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,006 (SIGH) 797 00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,855 (MUSIC CUEING UP)