1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:15,472 (SOPRANOS THEME PLAYING) 2 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:52,402 (BUZZER) 3 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,468 Three weeks to let me visit? 4 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:20,514 Be careful. These motherless fucks listen to everything. 5 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:25,102 A nephew's visiting his uncle, who loves him. 6 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,854 I got nothing to say. 7 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,940 So many tragedies to those close to you, huh? 8 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:34,611 Don't be so smart. Things could have gone the other way, nephew. 9 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,321 Yeah, but they didn't. 10 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,201 What's this shit I'm hearing about your heart? 11 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,372 This problem you and me had... 12 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,625 ...your mother had nothing to do with it. 13 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,004 - She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman. 14 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:56,008 Who are you kidding? It kills you that people are talking. 15 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,428 That an old woman made an ass out of you. 16 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:03,724 Not half so bad as certain rumors floating around about you. 17 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:08,395 How Tony Soprano fluffs his mother's pillow so she can get her sleep. 18 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:12,274 - Who said that? - Want to make this nonsense disappear? 19 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:17,196 Make peace with her. No bad blood. It'll be good for all of us. 20 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:18,655 No fucking way. 21 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:25,037 Tell Bacala to come out of his hole. I want to see him tomorrow. 22 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,830 What for? 23 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,671 Black men industrialized the North, but we still fight for jobs. 24 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,048 That's right! 25 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:41,303 Over 25 joint-fitters on this site, not a black man to be found. 26 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,890 - Tell it, reverend! Why? - I'll tell you why. 27 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:48,936 Black joint-fitters have been shut out of the unions. 28 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,729 Yeah! That's right! 29 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,274 Out of work while their white joint-fitter... 30 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,609 ...fills his stomach. 31 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,656 My father put his life on the line for this country. 32 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:02,824 Come on up here, Papa. 33 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:07,746 Somebody help my papa on up here. This is my papa! 34 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:10,874 Fought in World War II, against tyranny. 35 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,295 Came home to establish his own tabernacle. 36 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:19,132 But when he came home... I said, when he came home... 37 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,552 ...he had to fight a different kind of war all over again! 38 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,889 Talk to them, Papa! Talk to the people, Papa! 39 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:34,648 Since then, we have spilled our blood in Korea... 40 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,441 ...Vietnam and Iraq. 41 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:42,948 Every time, I say, "Sweet Jesus, let them do right when they get back." 42 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,701 But somebody forgot to tell the Man. 43 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,956 - You know what I mean! - Tell him, reverend! 44 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,125 Oh, yes, I'm gonna tell him! 45 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:57,587 I'm gonna tell him, no more cutting us out of the dream! 46 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:58,797 No more! 47 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,091 - No more! - No more! 48 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,426 (CROWD) No More! 49 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:06,763 You hear that, Mr. Massarone Brothers Construction? 50 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,641 No more! 51 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,185 - Somebody tell me what we want! - Jobs! 52 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,979 - When do we want it? - Now! 53 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:15,522 - What do we want? - Jobs! 54 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:18,984 Hey, Med! 55 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:22,946 I'm gonna visit "She who can't be named." Want to come? 56 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,574 Grandma? You mean like now? 57 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:29,911 I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs. 58 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,580 No biggie. 59 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,124 Hey! I want to talk to you. 60 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,047 What were you doing with that sign? 61 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:44,718 - I wanted to talk to you about that. - I'm selling Ma's house, understand? 62 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:47,220 Now put the sign back in the ground! 63 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,306 End of discussion! Period! 64 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,475 You're so left-brained. 65 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:56,813 The house is still for sale. The agent still has a listing. 66 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,566 What was the sign doing in your car? 67 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:03,612 - Don't try to deny it! - I'm trying to save a little money. 68 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,614 Do you remember Cathy Fiola? 69 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,158 She was in my class, with the birthmark. 70 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,496 - What about her? - She's in real estate and charges... 71 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,582 ...three percent commission. That's half, Tony. 72 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:19,878 Thousands of dollars. Maybe Ma could use it. 73 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,922 Yeah? Fuck her! 74 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:26,885 Next time you disappear, park that piece of shit on the street! 75 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,512 This isn't a hotel! 76 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:37,062 We're out of cran-apple. Is plain apple okay? 77 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:41,274 Oh, sure, doll. Oh, honey? 78 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:45,320 Could you get me some strawberry ice cream? 79 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:48,365 They can't expect me to eat this tapioca. 80 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,409 I'll see what I can do. 81 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,954 She cracks me up. 82 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,457 Well, I can't believe it. 83 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,168 It's my daughter from California! 84 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:03,213 - Seattle, Ma. - Would you like some of my tapioca? 85 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:08,135 - Good morning. - Oh, you reek of cigarettes. Ugh! 86 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,556 Look at you, all dressed, out of bed. 87 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,476 Yeah, but you see my hand? It's all black and blue... 88 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:20,063 ...where they stuck in the needle. It's how you get better. 89 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:24,609 You don't care. You weren't here five minutes. 90 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:30,490 I went to the city for a few days. I'm pitching my self-help video. 91 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:35,704 "Lady Kerouac," or, "Packing for the Highway to a Woman's Self-Esteem." 92 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:40,792 You could never stand it here. You could never stand yourself. 93 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:45,755 - And that's why you ran away. - Let's not go there today, Ma. 94 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:48,175 You think it was easy for me? 95 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:52,345 - You don't know how your father was! - What do you mean? 96 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:56,141 Nobody knows! Nobody knows what I went through. 97 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,976 What about Daddy? 98 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:05,066 One thing I could tell you. It would kill him to see me now. 99 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,320 Here's your ice cream. Then we can take our walk. 100 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,156 Leave me alone, please. 101 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,993 Open the window and just push me out. 102 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:18,747 - I can't take this anymore. - Mrs. Soprano, what's wrong? 103 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:21,291 - What happened? - She just started crying. 104 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,585 You! I know why you're here! 105 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,879 You don't fool me for a second! 106 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:29,841 - You want to take my house! - Ma! 107 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,511 You don't know what goes through my mind. 108 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:37,724 - Well, that's for fucking sure! - Someday, I hope you have children... 109 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:41,353 ...and they treat you like this. 110 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:47,817 - I gave my life to my children. - This is bullshit. 111 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:54,991 Talk to me. 112 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:59,412 These activists, they're killing me. They're picketing my place 24-7. 113 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,206 Three days I'm down. 114 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:04,251 - Who? - A hard-on, Reverend Herman James, Jr. 115 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:07,420 "Not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting." 116 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:11,216 - That's under my uncle's jurisdiction. - I know. 117 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:14,844 But you could talk to him, maybe send some guys down... 118 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,430 ...and make it uncomfortable for these people. 119 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:21,226 - Like you did, with your unions. - It's gonna cost you. 120 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,521 You're already raping me with those no-show jobs. 121 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:28,692 You're not such a citizen when you want a bid to go your way. 122 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,360 Take it easy. 123 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:35,365 I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, call animal control. 124 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,951 Watch you don't get followed meeting me. 125 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,009 You're late. 126 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:58,680 Bobby Baccalieri, the last man standing. 127 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,892 - I'm not saying nothing. - Don't want to get in trouble. 128 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,855 A lot of funerals in your corner of the world, huh? 129 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,983 Fucking our boost, what, you refinance your house? 130 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,777 Look at me, not the floor. 131 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:18,783 Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother. 132 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,246 Tell him I'm gonna let him keep on earning. Subsistence level. 133 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,625 He'll be able to pay his lawyers. 134 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,753 Let me say for him, thank you. 135 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:35,717 You're gonna hear some high-end shit. And A: I hope you understand it... 136 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:40,013 ...and B: I hope you keep it between this room and Junior. 137 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:45,018 If you don't, they're gonna find pieces of you in different dumpsters. 138 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,312 I inherited Junior. 139 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:51,983 You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you. 140 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,986 Bullshit. But we'll assume you do now. 141 00:10:56,864 --> 00:11:00,367 Tell my uncle he gets to keep 5%. 5% of his shy... 142 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,495 ...the sports betting. Same with the coke. 143 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,915 The Joint-Fitters Union, it's all his, okay? 144 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,959 Listen. This is very important. 145 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,129 He also gets to keep his stripes. 146 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:17,550 As far as the feds are concerned, they've got the boss in jail. 147 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,969 Hearing different creates confusion. 148 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:21,721 Got it. 149 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:25,058 As far as the rest of everything that Junior owned... 150 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,893 ...it's now mine. 151 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,357 I'll get this to him, Tony. 152 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:34,234 That's it. 153 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:44,536 "To the victor belongs the spoils." 154 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:48,790 Get out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat ass! 155 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:59,050 Mr. Bompensiero, is your wife here to drive you home? 156 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,553 Skip. 157 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,435 Skip? 158 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:18,361 - How we feeling? - Fucking great. 159 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,031 He's gonna be out of it for an hour or so. 160 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:26,494 It went great. You'll feel the difference in your back in a few days. 161 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,872 Buzz me when he feels ready to leave. 162 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:34,169 Yeah, we'll buzz you, honey. Buzz. Buzz. Buzz... 163 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,508 My back don't feel one iota different. 164 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,095 It'll take a couple of days for the steroids to kick in. 165 00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,222 I gotta get in my Jacuzzi. 166 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,850 Too much stress in your life, Sal. 167 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:52,896 - Tony doesn't know you're back yet? - Jesus Christ, no. 168 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,898 I didn't go see him yet. 169 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:58,401 - You're all alike. - We've seen guys drag their dicks. 170 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,822 Take advantage of the government's generosity, playing both ends. 171 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,158 Will you give me a window over here? 172 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,119 He's already suspicious. I gotta be careful. 173 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,163 Altieri ate the pill for you. 174 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,708 Any suspicions went to the grave with Jimmy Altieri. 175 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:18,129 - I've known Tony 30 years, now this? - Spare me, okay? 176 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,173 You been on our tit since '98. 177 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:23,802 Chauffeur to and from the doctor that we found for you. 178 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,305 We let you back on the street. We want results. 179 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,225 He tried to suffocate his own mother. 180 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,145 His own uncle wanted him whacked. 181 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,273 You said he's been shitting on you for years. 182 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,777 - I know what I said. - Plus he's been crying to a shrink. 183 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,403 You don't owe him dick. 184 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,449 Don't take a bullet for a yuppie who thinks you're his errand boy. 185 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,957 Your Honor, this man should not be released for medical reasons. 186 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,210 Every time we get an elder Mafioso incarcerated... 187 00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,213 ...we get the same bag of tricks. Your Honor. 188 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:05,093 I take offense at the characterization of my client as a Mafioso. 189 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,221 Mr. Soprano has not been found guilty of anything. 190 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,182 - He's awaiting trial for allegations. - Noted. 191 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,644 With all due respect to the state's medical facilities... 192 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,898 ...in his condition, Mr. Soprano has every right... 193 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,818 ...to seek the best medical care he can afford. 194 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:26,614 Mr. Soprano has a benign illness. A few clogged arteries, Your Honor. 195 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,909 I'm leaning towards releasing this man from lockup. 196 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,580 Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk. 197 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,749 Mr. Soprano. 198 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,587 If I approve this, you will be under house arrest. 199 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,505 You understand this concept? 200 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,340 Not really. 201 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:49,554 It means that you must remain in your residence. You cannot leave. 202 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:53,725 Except for doctor's appointments, food shopping. 203 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:57,729 Your Honor, the government asks for an electronic bracelet. 204 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:01,983 Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest... 205 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,861 ...we are asking that Mr. Soprano... 206 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:09,073 ...not be further persecuted for yet-to-be-proven allegations. 207 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,036 He shows no prior arrest since 1968. 208 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:17,749 He pays his taxes and he's a veteran of the Second World War. 209 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,587 Mr. Soprano, do you have any problem with wearing an electronic bracelet? 210 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,173 It sounds like Nazi Germany to me. 211 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,969 Obviously you need a history lesson, sir. 212 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,388 I don't think that we, you and I... 213 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,558 ...should let our shared sorrow or biases... 214 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,310 ...enter into this, judge. 215 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,687 He's wearing a bracelet... 216 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,566 ...to avoid any risk of flight. 217 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,111 (BUZZER) 218 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,460 - Who are you? - Jesus, you scared the shit out of me. 219 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,338 Jesus ain't got nothing to do with it. 220 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,590 What do you want? 221 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,385 I'm looking for your son. Is he around? 222 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,054 - You a friend? - Is he around? 223 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,556 He'll be back here soon. 224 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,936 Well, come on in. 225 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,700 You were a good-looking guy back then. 226 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:39,330 Still am. Still got the same teeth as in that picture. 227 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,999 Oh, yeah? 228 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:46,879 Go ahead and laugh. That picture was taken 57 years ago. 229 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,548 So that makes you... 230 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,467 - Old. - Come on. How old are you? 231 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,762 - 75. - Add eight more and you got it. 232 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,682 83. Get the fuck out of here! 233 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:02,061 - What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business. 234 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,147 If you say so. 235 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,567 So you're 28 years old when World War II starts. 236 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,986 That's a little long in the tooth. 237 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:15,033 In '43 they was taking everyone, no matter how old or ugly. 238 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,955 They even took a fat boy I knew. He was already 34. 239 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,167 Wasn't no good to nobody, except he could cook. 240 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,503 I swear he was more dangerous with that... 241 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,797 ...stove than he was with that rifle. 242 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,175 You ever watch the History Channel? 243 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,053 - Television? - No, the History Channel. 244 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:39,057 I think you'd like it. They even do a lot of that Bible shit. 245 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,518 Only shit in the Bible came out of Pharaoh's ass... 246 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,812 ...when Moses parted the Red Sea. 247 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:49,150 Parted the Red Sea, praise his name. 248 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:53,654 Never underestimate a man's determination to be free. 249 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,874 I'll come back at another time. 250 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,724 Break it, you pay for it. 251 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:35,404 If I'd known you were getting out, I wouldn't have talked to that calzone. 252 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,573 He gave me the message. 253 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,412 Well, don't fucking pout. Be grateful I'm letting you earn. 254 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,125 What's on your mind? 255 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,711 How'd you swing this? 256 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:56,134 - Dr. Schreck, he's Monty's kid. - The bookie's son is a cardiologist? 257 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:01,514 - It's not bad. - Feds can't bug your doctor's office. 258 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,225 Lets me use this place sometimes. 259 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,978 To conduct business. 260 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,689 You hear about Massarone Construction? 261 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:14,360 Bacala is taking care of it. They know he speaks for me. 262 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:19,073 - It's gotta go 60-40, my way. - Did you do what I asked? 263 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,785 - What did you ask me to do? - You know, make peace. 264 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:27,415 Listen, that's enough with that shit. That woman is dead to me. 265 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,541 You let it go! 266 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,795 Why? She's my brother's wife. She doesn't realize half the time. 267 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,464 Let's put our cards on the table. 268 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:39,218 I heard the tapes the feds made at Green Grove. 269 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,889 So she's crazy half the time. Which half did you listen to? 270 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:47,351 The half that makes no sense, or the half that played you like a child? 271 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:51,898 Nobody played me. She didn't know she was setting you up to get popped. 272 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,319 That's right! Your uncle isn't as dumb as you think! 273 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,905 You and that miserable fuck, Altieri. 274 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,741 All of my capos meeting behind my back! 275 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,744 Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay? 276 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,538 I have my reasons. 277 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,876 I'll tell you one dog you left barking, that fucking Freddie Capuano. 278 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:16,130 That motherless, money grubbing little son of a bitch that runs a... 279 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,507 The guy who owns Green Grove? 280 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,135 He's like an old lady, going around... 281 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,347 ...telling Soprano business to anybody who'll listen! 282 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,516 He's the one saying you tried to whack your mother. 283 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:32,647 Even implied that me and her... That hairpiece motherfucker! 284 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,619 Did everybody take a vow of silence? Got anything to report? 285 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,538 I gotta write a report on DNA for biology. 286 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,707 Isn't that interesting? 287 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,794 I just saw, on Inside Edition... 288 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:59,006 ...how there will be no more unknown soldiers because of DNA. 289 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:04,387 - They can identify all casualties. - Pass me some more of that macaroni. 290 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:09,600 Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but... 291 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,520 ...that woman is impossible. 292 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,108 She's a complete narcissist. I mean, "me, me, me." 293 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,821 Really, kudos. You are a saint. 294 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,615 You're right, I don't want to talk about it. 295 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,492 You talking about Grandma? 296 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,331 She pushes those buttons. She's a big baby, you know? 297 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,047 Excusez-Moi. 298 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,133 Tony. 299 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:46,012 This is my house. How many times I gotta say it? 300 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,681 Thank you, II Duce. 301 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,934 Got something to say, "the little girl who might... 302 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,479 ...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"? 303 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,733 It's my fault, Med. 304 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,944 I was insensitive to his feelings. 305 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,531 Thank you. 306 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:09,952 You see that? See how easy that was? 307 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,830 So, Mr. Delegated Power of Attorney... 308 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,874 ...have you given it any thought? 309 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:19,003 Can my girlfriend have the listing? To the house? 310 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,797 As long as it gets sold... 311 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,258 ...I don't give a fuck who lists it. 312 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:30,097 - What did one prick say to the other? - You see that? 313 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,059 You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table? 314 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,937 Thanks. It's hard to find people over 25 to drive with. 315 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,482 Don't tell them you drove me to buy pot. Which should be legal. 316 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:25,903 Only thing that works for my hands. Med, wasn't that a stop sign? 317 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:29,323 I hate the way he talks to you. It's so obnoxious. 318 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:33,077 He's insecure. He's afraid to leave New Jersey... 319 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:36,789 ...and threatened by freedom. It's too pathetic. 320 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,250 How about Grandma in that center? 321 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:42,920 I'm dying to go see her, but I've had so much homework... 322 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:47,299 ...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college. 323 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,552 I bring food to homeless shelters. 324 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,554 You know Grandma pretty well? 325 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,264 I guess. 326 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,890 What is she into? 327 00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:59,728 - I don't know. Negativity? - But seriously. 328 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:03,732 There must be something. Isn't there anything she likes doing? 329 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:07,528 My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters. 330 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:14,034 Oh, the De Castro Sisters, right. 331 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,745 The Andrew Sisters would've been too easy. 332 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:21,834 - He'd take her that Mario Lasagna guy. - I hated that shit. 333 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,262 (CHATTERING) 334 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,681 Your glasses will be ready on Thursday. 335 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,975 (FEMALE) Oh, Thursday, that's good. 336 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,644 Did you see me on TV? 337 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:45,232 - You were on TV? What show? - The evening news. 338 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,236 Oh, yeah, that. What about it? 339 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,239 Well, how'd I look? Be honest. 340 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,494 You looked, you know, like you. You looked good. 341 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,039 I didn't like the way I looked. 342 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,545 Maybe I should get new frames, what do you think? 343 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,380 What's wrong with them? 344 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:14,720 - How much did those frames cost? - Insurance pays. 345 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:18,224 - I never see the bill. - Nice country. 346 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:23,103 - I got cataracts. - My father told me, "Never get old." 347 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:24,855 I should've listened. 348 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:26,106 Yeah. 349 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:33,113 A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. 350 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:37,952 Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?" 351 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,038 Doctor says, "You have a cataract." 352 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:44,500 The Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental." 353 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,754 You don't get it? 354 00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:51,590 I get it. He drives a Lincoln. 355 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,176 What? 356 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,921 Excuse me, where's the men's room? 357 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,756 Left, through the doors. 358 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,600 (PAVAROTTI SINGING) 359 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,412 You're awake. 360 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:08,167 What, what is that? That music. 361 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,795 Non Ti Scordar Di Me, Pavarotti. 362 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:13,547 Did you bring it? 363 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,760 I remember how much you liked a good tenor. 364 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:21,388 Remember when we saw Mario Lanza on TV? 365 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,683 You and me and Daddy on the sofa... 366 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:29,313 ...watching Ed Sullivan. We never missed a Sunday. 367 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,939 Oh, my God. 368 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,025 My children! 369 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,527 Music has charms, Ma. 370 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,154 Thank God, huh? 371 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:01,470 (POP SONG PLAYING) 372 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,692 I think it's time for you to start considering salads. 373 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,736 What do you mean? 374 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,446 What do I mean? 375 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,824 I mean, get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck. 376 00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:07,411 Junior wants to know when. 377 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:10,956 Tomorrow morning. 378 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,959 We're short a few guys, so make sure you're there. 379 00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:19,923 Consider it exercise. 380 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:30,017 Fat fuck? 381 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:33,270 Look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker. 382 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,610 Tony, we're sitting down! 383 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:42,029 Ma, DNA, it's invisible... 384 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,491 ...but guess how many nucleotides per strand? 385 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,658 Just tell her. 386 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,287 - A hundred million. - Wow, that's amazing. 387 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,790 She knows when we eat. 388 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,959 Don't be setting a plate for her if she's not here. 389 00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,130 Anthony, Jr., want to do the honors? 390 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,844 Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to... 391 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,013 Hello! Oh. 392 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,643 Good. You guys started without me. 393 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,730 And bless us our Lord, amen. 394 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:22,444 Janice, if you're gonna be late, call. Or you're not gonna eat. 395 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:25,280 Don't send me to bed hungry, Daddy. 396 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,953 Everybody, guess who passed her driving test? 397 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,164 - She learned from the best! - Hey, go, girl! 398 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:37,334 - Congratulations. - I was nervous, parallel-parking... 399 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:39,628 ...the guy had a clipboard and stuff. 400 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,798 Oh, wow, fascist martinet. 401 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:48,679 Salsice, Janice? Oh, I forgot, you don't eat pork... 402 00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:51,557 ...in that way. 403 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,227 Oh, I get it. 404 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:58,730 There's nothing to get. She's a vegetarian. 405 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,288 I miss the fireflies out West. 406 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,876 That's why I moved out here. 407 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,629 A little bit of nature. 408 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,470 Ever drive by Jimi Hendrix's house in Seattle? 409 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:45,986 You know, Tony, I know it's not your favorite subject, but... 410 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:49,281 ...we had some really great news about Ma today. 411 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,868 Her therapist says she's making great strides... 412 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:56,413 ...and soon they'll release her. How can she make strides... 413 00:31:56,623 --> 00:32:00,584 ...when nothing's wrong with her? It's called FaceSaving Therapy. 414 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,587 The patient believes they're in therapy. 415 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:08,926 Medicare's not gonna pay for it if it's not real, would they? 416 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:12,262 And the taxpayer foots the bill. 417 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:17,684 It's not much longer now. But she's gonna need a place to stay. 418 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,561 She's out on the street. 419 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:24,191 - Tony, it is her house. - Dead people don't have houses. 420 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,943 Daddy bought that house. 421 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,325 Tell you what... 422 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,411 ...take her back to Green Grove. 423 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,705 What? The nursing home? 424 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,751 - "Retirement community." - I don't have that kind of money! 425 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:48,090 Fuck you. 426 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:55,847 - What do we want? - Jobs! 427 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,724 - When do we want them? - Now! 428 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,728 Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here. 429 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,480 Bacala's always been lazy. 430 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,066 You can't get nobody good anymore. 431 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,568 They're either on drugs and compromised... 432 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,737 ...or young and don't listen. 433 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,239 Please. 434 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,658 It's all "me, me, me." 435 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:18,620 I hope you don't feel that way about me. It's just this back. 436 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:20,539 You've done plenty. 437 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,166 You paid your dues. 438 00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,259 - Tony Soprano. - Yeah. 439 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,470 - What the fuck? - Hey, Tony! 440 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,139 This is what I mean. 441 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:43,395 Am I supposed to be seen here? Idiots! 442 00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:47,024 - Shit! - Now we look like jerk-offs. 443 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,692 - What do we want? - Jobs! 444 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,402 - When do we want them? - Now! 445 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,112 - What do we want? - Jobs! 446 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,822 - When do we want them? - Now! 447 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:56,700 Get out of the way! 448 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:59,077 - When do we want them? - Now! 449 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,205 We want to talk to the foreman. 450 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:06,001 - Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker. 451 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,337 Keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her. 452 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,714 (YELLING) 453 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,849 Come on! Come on! 454 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:24,019 Do not bow down, brothers and sisters! 455 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,523 Motherfucker, come on! 456 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,859 (TRUCK HONKING) 457 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,947 Do not bow down! 458 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,533 Hi, Ma! 459 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:42,204 Oh, Nicholas Antonelli. 460 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:45,540 "Dead at age 73," of heart failure. 461 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,501 MMM... 462 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,379 Ma, you're gonna be getting out of here soon. 463 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,173 Want to go home? 464 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:54,800 Home? 465 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,885 Back to the house. 466 00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,054 My house? 467 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,639 Uh-huh. 468 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:04,101 No, I don't think so. I'll go back to the other place. 469 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:08,688 The nursing home? No, that's for people who don't have anybody. 470 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,984 It's not that bad. And they give you fresh towels every day. 471 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,403 Barbara said you hated it. 472 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:19,449 - But it's too much trouble. - No, Ma, you can't go back there. 473 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,661 - Why not? - Because. 474 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:27,040 Because it's dangerous there. 475 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,584 What are you talking about? 476 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:30,794 The owner... 477 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,671 ...is missing. 478 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:37,259 Mr. Capuano. They suspect foul play. Yeah. 479 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,177 (COUGHING) 480 00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:48,103 Ma? Ma, you okay? 481 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:55,068 Nurse! It's my mother. 482 00:35:58,197 --> 00:36:00,323 What is it? What's the matter? 483 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:05,328 Are you okay, Mrs. Soprano? Take a deep breath. 484 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,122 Breathe. 485 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:11,001 - Why do they make cookies that way? - You scared me, Ma. 486 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:14,296 Would you just stop it? Stop it. 487 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:18,758 Just give me a minute! Go, go, stop hovering! 488 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,308 This may be a good time to talk about this. 489 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,977 There's no emergency provision on file. 490 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:32,480 I tried to talk about a DNR, and she got very agitated. 491 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,233 - DNR? - Do Not Resuscitate. 492 00:36:35,484 --> 00:36:39,196 It's to save the family anguish and decisions at a difficult time... 493 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:42,741 ...when there is no quality of life. Janice! 494 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:46,411 Where are my glasses? I can't find the tissues! 495 00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:48,580 Janice? 496 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:52,751 I'm sorry, Tony, but the hospital needs a decision on this. 497 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,838 - Auxiliary B, what the fuck? - If you have power of attorney... 498 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,506 ...you have to act like one. 499 00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:01,218 Who gives a fuck, DNR, no DNR? 500 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:02,844 Okay, great. 501 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:06,514 What if she's in a coma and has to live on tubes and machines... 502 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,683 ...because you won't sign a DNR? 503 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:12,187 What? When she's a vegetable she's not gonna care! 504 00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:15,398 To deprive your mother of a place to live. 505 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:19,486 To deprive me of my chance to make peace with my mother. 506 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:22,280 You know what? Take her. You can have her. 507 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:26,701 The two of you in that house deserve each other. It's worth watching. 508 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:29,788 It'll be like "Whatever Happened to Baby Janice?" 509 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,623 I'll give you your DNR! 510 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,963 Mom, I can't find the keys. 511 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:40,632 Keys to what? To the car? 512 00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:44,678 You got a license to drive, not carouse around on a school night. 513 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:47,597 I was going to take Anthony to visit Grandma. 514 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,767 You said we could visit. You can drive if you want. 515 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,353 Now you want to visit Grandma? 516 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,105 Can we, Mom? 517 00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:01,569 No funny business. You go to the hospital and back. 518 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:07,200 The level of trust in this family! Check the mileage if you want. God! 519 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:14,541 Go ahead, I'll be back later. 520 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:17,127 - Where are you going? - Hunter's upstairs. 521 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,461 That's not fair. 522 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,339 - I'm just gonna say hello. - I'm telling. 523 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:25,552 And I was gonna let you drive in the IBM parking lot this Sunday. 524 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:35,895 (CHEERING ON TV) 525 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:45,155 Look who's here! 526 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:49,451 Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss. 527 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:50,368 Oh... 528 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:51,911 Ah... 529 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,206 I thought you were Janice. 530 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:59,502 She comes over every day to play pinochle with me. 531 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:03,923 Daughters take better care of their mothers, that's why. 532 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,134 She's home, I think. 533 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,973 You didn't ride over here on your bicycle in the dark? 534 00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:13,892 No, Meadow drove me. 535 00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:16,811 Meadow? Well, where is she? 536 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,439 - I don't know. - She's another one. 537 00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,983 They don't care about you, Johnny. 538 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,612 No, they stick you away and forget you ever existed. 539 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,030 I guess. 540 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,449 Oh, have a torrone. 541 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:33,870 - I don't like those Italian candies. - Oh, go ahead. Take one. 542 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:41,920 He's not even washing his hands. 543 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:48,385 (man on tv) You know, Louisiana food isn't really spicy, it's well-seasoned. 544 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,470 Don't they season everything? 545 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:54,849 Absolutely. So, what we're gonna do is, I got a little cayenne pepper. 546 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:57,102 Grandma, what's DNR? 547 00:39:57,353 --> 00:40:00,438 - Who? - DNR, it's initials. Like... 548 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,399 ...I did a report on DNA... 549 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,902 ...but Dad and Aunt Parvati was talking about your DNR. 550 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,029 So is that, like, similar? 551 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:12,575 Aunt? You mean Janice? Janice? 552 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:16,037 - They were talking about me? - About your DNR. 553 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:20,375 Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that. 554 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,378 She thinks I should have a DNR? 555 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,755 Or that Dad should give it to you. 556 00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:28,216 Because, what if you went into a coma? 557 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,429 But DNA doesn't prevent comas, does it? 558 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:36,683 I don't know. I gotta do this report by Monday. 559 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:45,692 Very good, Livia. That's perfect. 560 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,986 I know my alphabet. 561 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,531 Guess what, Ma? I got great news. 562 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,786 Tony's not gonna sell the house. 563 00:40:57,037 --> 00:41:00,081 When you're released, we're gonna take you back home. 564 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:03,626 - Really? - Yeah. 565 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,879 I'm gonna live with you. 566 00:41:07,381 --> 00:41:08,256 Why? 567 00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:12,135 So you can "not resuscitate" me? 568 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:13,344 So I can what? 569 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,141 I've seen that movie with Richard Widmark. 570 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,977 - Movie, Ma? - Oh, Mrs. Soprano. 571 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,562 No, take this one. 572 00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:25,440 She gets her ballet shoes... 573 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:29,110 ...she sells them and takes the money to Newark... 574 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:32,113 ...and she buys amphetamines. 575 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:34,741 She was a child then. 576 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,369 I think you should live with your daughter, Mrs. Soprano. 577 00:41:38,954 --> 00:41:42,665 I think I'm gonna leave all my money to you, honey. 578 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,960 What are you talking about, money? 579 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:51,007 I've gotta catch up on some charts. 580 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:55,094 Janice... 581 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:58,014 ...what did I tell you last week? 582 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,184 Where did I put my money? 583 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:06,356 You know this is very important. I must have put it somewhere. 584 00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:10,401 Come on, Settimia. 585 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:17,075 You don't fool me. I know what you're thinking about. 586 00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:19,244 My name's Janice. 587 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:22,705 Janice, Ma. You named me. 588 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,333 It's something else you threw away of mine. 589 00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:32,590 Are you sure... 590 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,760 ...I didn't say where I put that money? 591 00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:38,930 Let's not worry about that. 592 00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:41,474 Let's just get you better... 593 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:45,603 ...so you can go home and I can take good care of you. 594 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:48,523 And if it's there... 595 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,191 ...we'll find it. 596 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:00,577 (HUMMING) 597 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,714 Your sister's cunt! 598 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,930 (GOSPEL SINGING) 599 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:28,563 - That was wonderful, reverend. - You call us if you need anything. 600 00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:30,064 Thank you. 601 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:32,191 Good night. 602 00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:44,120 What's all this? 603 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,623 My father has passed away. 604 00:43:46,832 --> 00:43:48,416 I was just talking to him. 605 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:52,128 He lived well. God blessed him with longevity. 606 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,466 What are you gonna do? We all will have our time. 607 00:43:57,384 --> 00:44:00,470 My father didn't know about our business arrangement. 608 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:04,432 - He wouldn't have approved. - I got that feeling. 609 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:11,522 - And your parents? - Pop's been gone for years. 610 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:12,982 Mom? 611 00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:17,362 She's still around. She's too miserable to die. 612 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,948 That generation's almost all gone. 613 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:26,204 When the last one goes, we become the old folks at the family functions. 614 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,666 What are you saying? We're still kids. 615 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:31,334 Don't you believe it, Tony. 616 00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:35,922 When the last one dies, it signals the start of the last stretch for us. 617 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:40,301 Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking to go anytime soon, it's just... 618 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:45,306 Just feels funny now, being... 619 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,600 ...an elder. 620 00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,236 Your end of the demonstration bust-up. 621 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:04,867 Your guys went a little too far. Rasheen almost lost an eye. 622 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,203 Yeah? How'd you do overall? 623 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,456 Massarone gave me five no-shows. 624 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:13,084 - Two and a half each. - Three-two. 625 00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:17,630 It should be 3-2, my way. I gotta kick upstairs to Uncle Junior. 626 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,217 - Two and a half each. - All your guys are in on this shit. 627 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,971 People find out I'm making money on their blood, it's my ass. 628 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:28,725 - Hell, no. Three-two. - I'll think about it. 629 00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:34,605 What about the asbestos removal project at the school? 630 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,983 Just waiting to see who gets the bid. 631 00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:39,986 All right. 632 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:43,614 Hey, rev. 633 00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:47,452 Sorry about your old man. 634 00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:51,831 (PHONE) 635 00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:56,711 Hello? 636 00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:01,924 He did? Where is he now? 637 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:03,301 (PHONE RINGING) 638 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:08,556 Hello? 639 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:11,768 - Oh, you're home! - How dare you call here. 640 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,312 I called now on purpose. 641 00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:16,773 I know Johnny's at work. 642 00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:19,066 "Anthony," your son, Anthony. 643 00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:20,860 He harbors resentment... 644 00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:25,281 ...against me, and to this day I don't know what I did. 645 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,449 I'm hanging up. 646 00:46:26,658 --> 00:46:28,534 I just want you to know... 647 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:32,413 ...what pennies I have I leave to the children. 648 00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:35,291 Your children and Barbara's children. 649 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:39,003 I raised three children of my own. 650 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:42,924 I did a pretty good... pretty good job on two. 651 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:47,720 - They are all unhappy. - Sure, you listen to that Janice. 652 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,806 Be very careful. 653 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:52,141 She's a real snake in the grass. 654 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,101 She has no work ethic. 655 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:55,228 Why is that? 656 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,647 If anything happens to me... 657 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,609 Hello? Hello? 658 00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:03,236 Oh. 659 00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,698 (KNOCKING) 660 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,371 Where is he? Did you call an ambulance? 661 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:16,457 - I don't need no fucking ambulance. - (Bacala) See? 662 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,295 Yeah, sure. Look at you. 663 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:24,966 - We're going to the emergency room. - Fuck that. I'm all right. 664 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:27,385 Why not go down there and make sure? 665 00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:34,308 Uncle Jun? 666 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,317 Hey, you still here? 667 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,821 No fucking ambulance. 668 00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,992 I'll drive you. Bacala will come. 669 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:53,911 - Yeah, sure. - We'll all go. 670 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:56,289 Help me up. 671 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,416 Can you walk? 672 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,211 - I think he broke his hip. - Aw, fuck you! 673 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:03,754 Hold on a minute. 674 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:08,509 I'll be okay. Give me a minute to catch my breath. 675 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:15,892 All right. 676 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,229 What are you doing? 677 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,440 What do you want, a piggyback? 678 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:24,442 Get the door. 679 00:48:24,776 --> 00:48:26,569 Anthony! 680 00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:29,822 Don't let me go to my grave with this guilt. 681 00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:32,867 Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere. 682 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:36,162 Make things right with your mother. Please. 683 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:43,044 (OLD TIME RADIO PLAYING)