1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:07,440 Captions made possible by home box office 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,442 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. P . 4 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,555 Hey, janet jackson. 5 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,057 Hi, mr. Soprano. 6 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,058 Where's meadow? 7 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:08,061 I give up. In the house? 8 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,070 Ny. To 9 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,072 billy, thanks for calling. 10 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:22,075 Sure, as soon as i found out it was your mom's place. 11 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,082 O. D. 12 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:32,085 His friend says special k and ecstasy. 13 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,088 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 14 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:38,091 Nk. Your kid's alright, she's a little dru 15 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,118 in your grandmother's house? 16 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:06,619 It wasn't my fault. 17 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,121 If i had a quarter for every time i heard that 18 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:09,622 since you learned how to talk, 19 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:12,125 i'd have a private jet on 24- hour stand- by. 20 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,627 Get in the car. 21 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,138 In your grandmother's house. 22 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,140 Now, who's repeating themself? 23 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,642 You're just lu cky i knew that cop. 24 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,144 So he cut me a favor. 25 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,646 Let me guess, he owes you money? 26 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:46,159 Are you gonna tell me what she did? 27 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,160 Go upstairs. 28 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,661 No, i wanna se e the fight. 29 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:51,164 Anthony jr. , get your little ass up those stairs. 30 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,666 Meadow... 31 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,168 we can talk about it in the morning. 32 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,669 Get down here! 33 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:57,670 Let her go to bed. 34 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:58,671 Let her go to bed? 35 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,173 I want her to answer for herself! 36 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,174 She's drunk! 37 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,175 Was she driving like this? 38 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:04,677 I could have taken ecstasy but i didn't! 39 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,679 Don't puke on the floor! 40 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,181 What are you doing up? Go to bed! 41 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:10,683 She fools around with ecstasy and you yell at me? 42 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,685 Get up there! 43 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,191 So, what did she h ave to say for herself? 44 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:21,694 The usual shit, "wasn't my fault." 45 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:23,696 There was design er drugs there, tony. 46 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,199 So, what did you say? 47 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,701 I don't know, i yelled. 48 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,204 What the fuck else am i gonna do? 49 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,214 You sure you're gonn a be alright, uncle rich? 50 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,216 I wanna walk. 51 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,219 See if i run into any of the old crowd. 52 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,721 Thanks, doll. 53 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,737 Er. Motherfuck 54 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,747 there has to be consequences. 55 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,749 What kind of parents would we be 56 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:18,751 if we let her get away with this? 57 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,753 Typical. 58 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:22,255 Ip. Plenty of parents still crack the wh 59 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,757 yeah, that's what they tell you. 60 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:28,261 I cannot wait unti l she goes off to college. 61 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,762 Oh, right, so you can be fucked up 62 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,264 with the empty nest syndrome, 63 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:34,267 and go on wellbutrin like your sister. 64 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,269 As a parent today, 65 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:39,772 you are over a bar rel no matter what you do. 66 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:42,275 You take away the car, you become her chauffeurs. 67 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,776 You ground her, 68 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:44,777 you gotta stay home weekends 69 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,279 ds. And be prison guar 70 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,280 we could throw her out, 71 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,781 but social services would bring her back, 72 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,284 and then we'd be in front of the judge, she's not 18 yet. 73 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,286 That's your solution, to throw your daughter out? 74 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,288 All i'm saying, with the laws today, 75 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,290 you can't even restrain your kid physically, 76 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:00,793 'cause she can sue you for child abuse. 77 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,296 There has to be consequences. 78 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,798 And, there will be, i hear you, okay? 79 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,800 Let's not over- play our hand. 80 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,802 'Cause if she finds out we're powerless, 81 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,304 we're fucked. 82 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,319 Jesus, mothe r of christ! 83 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,821 Richie, so, when'd you get out? 84 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,323 How come nobody told me? 85 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,825 Well, it's funny. 86 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:35,328 Paulie walnuts told me he ran into you this morning. 87 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:38,831 Hey, honest to fucking god , nobody said a word. 88 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,833 Just shut the fuck up. 89 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,841 I did a lot of meditation in the can on this. 90 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:53,846 You can't believe how clear you can see things. 91 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:55,848 Do you ever meditate? 92 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,850 Me, meditate? Are you crazy? 93 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,852 Not as crazy as i used to be. 94 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:03,356 But still crazy enough to take an eye out. 95 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,358 What's going on here, rich? 96 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,360 Ten years, and not even a pleasant 97 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,862 "go fuck yourself", from you i get. 98 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,365 I always asked how you were doing. 99 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,868 Hold on there, you. 100 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:18,871 How could you let my dear friend sit here 101 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,373 with an empt y cup of coffee? 102 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:23,376 That's alright, take it easy, kid. 103 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:26,879 Bring this gentleman a nice veal- parm sandwich. 104 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:28,881 And hurry the fuck up about it. 105 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:31,384 The other two stores doing as good as this? 106 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:34,887 Come on, you know it's a grind. 107 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,393 That doesn't answer my question. 108 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,897 Uy. Hey, look, rich, i know you're a made g 109 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,399 so, i lose either way. 110 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,401 I always respected you and your brother jackie. 111 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,403 I'm no victim here. 112 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,406 I'm not some greaseball store owner. 113 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:56,909 I'm sorry, richie, i will not be shaken down. 114 00:07:56,909 --> 00:08:00,413 Sucking up to tony soprano has done wonders for you. 115 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,915 I go away for a while, i come back, 116 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:05,418 you're a tough guy. 117 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,419 Don't do this. 118 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,420 Don't do what? 119 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,921 Take what's owed to me? 120 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:09,922 What's owed to you? 121 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,924 I put you in action, beansie. 122 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,928 You got a bad memory, beansie. 123 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:21,934 Veal parmigiana sandwich... 124 00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:23,936 fuck you. 125 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:28,941 I'll be back every saturday, partner. 126 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:30,943 I don't fucking believ e what i'm hearing here. 127 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,945 I'm being shak en down for what? 128 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:35,448 What did i do, tell me, what did i do? 129 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,949 This is not right, richie, 130 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,451 wn. I'm not gonna fucking lay do 131 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,453 up. I'll step 132 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,466 you won't lay down, huh? 133 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,967 You won't lay down? 134 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,470 You piece of shit! 135 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:02,475 Alright, let's get her down here. 136 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,477 I guess. 137 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,479 Where is the bride of frankenstein? 138 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,480 She's still sleeping. 139 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,483 Yeah, alright, go wake her up. 140 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:11,984 I wake her up? 141 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:14,487 Yeah, i wanna get this shit out of the way 142 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:15,988 before i go out. 143 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:18,491 Let her sleep, you guy s are making too much of this. 144 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,992 Oh, no, i don't think we're making enough. 145 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:20,993 She was drunk. 146 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,495 Her choice. 147 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,996 There's a zuni saying: 148 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,998 For every 20 wrongs a child does, 149 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:26,999 ignore 19. 150 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:28,501 There's an old italian saying: 151 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,002 You fuck up once , lose two teeth. 152 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,003 See? 153 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:33,005 That's what all this is about. 154 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:34,507 Ego and control. 155 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,509 I beg your pardon? 156 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,510 No, please, please, 157 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,011 don't try to mak e sense with her. 158 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:40,012 No, i wanna understand this. 159 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,014 Go ahead, tell me. 160 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,517 You want to hold onto control over a young woman 161 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:47,520 whose entire biological determinism 162 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,022 is to achieve independent thought and behavior. 163 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:52,024 And because she's exercised her independence, 164 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,026 you wanna penalize her 165 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,028 because you don't agree with her choices. 166 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,531 Why don't you go and g et a fuckin' permanent? 167 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,533 I'm tryin' to watch tv! 168 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,537 Ll. We 169 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,041 good morning. 170 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,043 Oh, i'm sorry, it's afternoon. 171 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,044 Mom, please. 172 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,546 Please, what? 173 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,548 You better have some answers, young lady. 174 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,550 Yeah, that's right. 175 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:22,054 Okay, fine, you're punished. 176 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:24,056 For what, i didn't do anything! 177 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,058 You call what you did to grandma's house nothin'? 178 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:27,059 It wasn't my fault! 179 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,561 It's never your fault, meadow. 180 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,062 It was just supposed to be 181 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,564 me, hunter and the macaluso twins, 182 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,066 and then steve shows up with his asshole friend, adam, 183 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,568 and a bunch of people from boonton. 184 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,570 Oh, so, steve's just walking around trying doorknobs 185 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,071 'til he hi ts the jackpot? 186 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,073 No, hunter goe s and tells him. 187 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,074 Oh, now with the hunter? 188 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,577 And she's over at her house blaming it all on meadow. 189 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,078 Me. It's an old ga 190 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,580 we're under a lot of pressure, okay? 191 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,583 You try studying day and night to get into college! 192 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,585 We've been working hard, we deserved a night. 193 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,087 Sy. Take it ea sy, take it ea 194 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:58,090 i'm sorry you're under a lot of pressure, meadow. 195 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,593 But, it's still no excuse. 196 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,598 So, who's this ecstasy guy? 197 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,600 I just told you, adam. 198 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,101 Ve. I don't even know him, he just showed up with ste 199 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,103 is this the same steve i know? 200 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,605 The school newspaper kid you're always with? 201 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,106 He's a flake. 202 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,108 Why do you think i stopped hanging out with him? 203 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:18,611 That's news to me, you don't hang out with steve. 204 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:23,616 It's painful to talk about, okay? 205 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,117 Well, you're gonna get punished. 206 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:29,121 Look, you guys, i know what i did was not okay. 207 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,124 I've been thinking about it a lot, 208 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:35,127 and i'm really not feeling good about myself, okay? 209 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:39,131 And i think you should take away my discover card. 210 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,633 You better believe it. 211 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,134 That's right. 212 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,135 For two weeks. 213 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,637 Three. 214 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,647 How do i buy gas? 215 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,649 Your allowance. 216 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,151 I spent my allowan ce, and i already owe mom. 217 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,153 The cashmina. 218 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,658 We can wait on that. 219 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,661 Sh. Alright, you get ten dollars a week, ca 220 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,663 no more. 221 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,665 ... until you get your card back 222 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,166 for gas. 223 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,677 Oh, oh, oh! 224 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,179 Come here. 225 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:30,182 Look at you, you look great. 226 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,684 You're all sinew! 227 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,686 If you lost that baby fat, 228 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,187 you'd disappoint me. 229 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,689 Ou. Fuck y 230 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,691 did ya get laid yet? 231 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,193 Oh, god, i'm tryin'. 232 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:44,196 Ck. Hey, i said four o'clo 233 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,197 what the fuck? 234 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,699 I leave before the stock market closes, 235 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,701 you scream at me for not watchin' the phone. 236 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,202 Meet richie aprile. 237 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,706 Jesus christ , how you doin'? 238 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,209 I gotta tell you, your brother jacki e was like a fuckin' god. 239 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,211 A great leader. 240 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:01,213 I heard a lot about you. 241 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,215 Yeah, well, i heard a lot about you. 242 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,217 That's why i'm here. 243 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,720 What do you mean? 244 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,222 Out of respect for our friend here, 245 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,224 i'm gonna talk nice. 246 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,227 I ever hear you raise your hands to my niece again, 247 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,730 next time you won't see my face. 248 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,732 You understand? 249 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,233 Who told you i put my hand on her? 250 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,236 Is this kid gettin' jerky with me? 251 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:28,741 Look, kid, i shouldn't have to explain myself. 252 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,242 I'm from the old school. 253 00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,745 You wanna raise your hands, you give her your last name. 254 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,748 Then it's none of my fucking business. 255 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:39,752 Until then, you keep your hands in your pockets. 256 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,254 We understand each other? 257 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:48,260 Now get out of here. 258 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,764 I wanna talk to tony. 259 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,766 Go on. 260 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:04,777 He's a good kid. 261 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:08,280 Capable. 262 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,785 Look, ton', this is the thing. 263 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,788 I wanna get my shy business back on its feet. 264 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,289 I keep getting these calls-- 265 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,791 sil! 266 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,292 Where the fuck are you goin'? 267 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,796 I'll talk to y ou later, richie. 268 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,297 You wanna tell me what just happened? 269 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,800 No more talking busine ss with the skipper directly. 270 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,802 Are you fuckin' with me? 271 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,805 You can talk to him, but not now. 272 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,307 And never here. 273 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:44,817 Can you believe we drank a whole bottle of wine 274 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,318 between the three of us? 275 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,319 Thank god. 276 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,821 Cheers. 277 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,322 Cheers. 278 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,825 Outta here. 279 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,327 Richie broke a chair over his head. 280 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,329 Are you shittin' me? 281 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,331 Then he smacked beansi e with the coffee pot 282 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:00,833 and broke hi s cheekbone. 283 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,334 Prick, i talked to him yesterday. 284 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,336 He was all sweetness and lights. 285 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:07,339 Already, this big brother shit is getting old. 286 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,343 Yo, bright eyes... 287 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,845 ...where ya goin'? 288 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,346 Paolucc', this isn't the bing. 289 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,347 What the fuc k did i say? 290 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,349 Hey, how have you been? 291 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:21,854 Can't complain. 292 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,357 You look good. 293 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,859 Where are your friends going? 294 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,861 Tell them to come back, join us. 295 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,863 No, they're leaving. 296 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,365 It's my first time here, the veal is excellent. 297 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,868 What, are we makin' small talk now? 298 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,370 Nice to see you. 299 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,872 Yeah, you too. 300 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,377 Toodle- oo. 301 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,381 Not a bad ass. 302 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,383 Ps. She had nice, pipe- fitter li 303 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,385 no disrespect. 304 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,888 Hey, what do i give a fuck? I hardly know her. 305 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,389 You mean you would take the lips, 306 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,892 over the tits? 307 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:00,893 Trust me, my boy. 308 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,395 There's two things i'm good at. 309 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:06,398 That's pulling dents, and spottin' good blow jobs. 310 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,902 And that sweetie had world- class blow- job lips. 311 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,905 Am i right, skipper? Good or no? 312 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,908 What the fuck do i know? Long time ago. 313 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,913 Alright, she was good. 314 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,416 Good, or great? 315 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,421 Why the fuck are you bustin' my balls? 316 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,923 It was a long time ago. 317 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,425 I remember every blow job i ever got. 318 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,928 How about you, you remember y our first blow job? 319 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,429 Yeah, of course. 320 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,932 How long did it ta ke for the guy to cum? 321 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:41,934 Did ya hear that? 322 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,435 B," i said,"you rememb er your first blow jo 323 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,937 he said,"yeah." 324 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,439 I said,"how long did it take for the guy to cum?" 325 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:50,442 Toodle- fucking- oo? 326 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,444 What the fuck was that? 327 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,446 God, i couldn't sleep all night, 328 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:55,948 i was so embarrassed. 329 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,950 What was so wr ong with toodle- oo? 330 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,451 It's an accepted form of goodbye. 331 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,954 That's not the way i talk with patients. 332 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,956 It wasn't me, it was someone else. 333 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:05,958 It was jennifer. 334 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,459 For whatever reason, at that moment, 335 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,962 er, you felt safer showing him jennif 336 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,463 not doctor. 337 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,465 Ble i mean, what did you see at that ta 338 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,968 that made you wanna hide doctor? 339 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,469 And who were you hiding from? 340 00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:19,471 I saw a patient that i never wanted to see again. 341 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,974 That's who i was hiding from, a patient. 342 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,477 When you say,"see", 343 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,479 do you mean that as in see professionally, 344 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,481 or just plain see? 345 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:30,482 What's the difference? 346 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,484 There's a bi g difference. 347 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,487 If it was just a matter of plain, old,"see", 348 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,990 then you would have been the cordial doctor 349 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,992 and said,"goodnight." 350 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,995 But, because he's someone you didn't wanna see professionally, 351 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,997 you abandon the doctor facade, 352 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,499 re. And adopted the jennifer postu 353 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,501 hence,"toodle- oo". 354 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,003 Okay, you're almost there, elliot, 355 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,504 but not quite. 356 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:56,008 Young girls are not accountable for their behavior. 357 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,011 I think toodle- oo was the action of 358 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,512 a ditsy, young girl. 359 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:04,016 I regressed into "the girl thing" 360 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,519 to escape responsibility for abandoning a patient. 361 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:11,023 He asked me for help. 362 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,027 Look, i need you as a colleague, 363 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,030 to tell me that i did the right thing. 364 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,033 You gotta ask yourself why you became a psychiatrist 365 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,534 in the first place. 366 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,536 If it was only to he lp people to stop smoking 367 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,538 or biting their nails, then, so be it. 368 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,540 There's nothin g wrong with that. 369 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,542 I had another patient who committed suicide 370 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,045 because i was treating this man. 371 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,546 Because i had to go on the lam. 372 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,049 Oom treating patie nts from a motel r 373 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,550 um, may not ha ve been optim 374 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,052 but you were still there for her, 375 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,553 you were in phone contact. 376 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,556 It would have been the sam e if you'd been on vacation. 377 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,560 Did you say,"lam"? 378 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,566 And lifting up into cobra... 379 00:18:56,568 --> 00:19:02,074 og. And, now, rising up into downward facing d 380 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:10,582 coming back down into cobra. 381 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:20,092 And relaxing into child's pose. 382 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,100 Richie. 383 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,604 Janice, you know, i thought that was you. 384 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,605 Parvati. 385 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,606 Huh? 386 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,609 I changed my name to parvati in'78. 387 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,112 I thought you live d in california now. 388 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,115 Seattle, actually, last couple of years. 389 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,618 So, how long you been... 390 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:50,122 out of jail? One week. 391 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,624 That's where i picked up this yoga shit. 392 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:55,627 Well, it's working for you, you seem very supple. 393 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,130 I do a lot ta stretching. 394 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,631 So, you back now? 395 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,134 My mom's at st. Erasmus, a stroke. 396 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,135 At. I'm sorry to hear th 397 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,637 tony didn't say anything about it. 398 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,642 I guess we're all getting a little older. 399 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,644 Only if that's our choice. 400 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,160 You drag me all the wa y out to this place, 401 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,661 i'm walkin' throug h the food court, 402 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:32,164 this fucking kid spill ed fried rice all over me. 403 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,165 Alright, take it easy. 404 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,666 Keep your voice down. 405 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,168 Let's talk. 406 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,170 How would you feel? 407 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,172 Es, you wrap up a dime, your crew evaporat 408 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,175 and you walk away from me like i got some catchy disease. 409 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,676 Hey, i don't talk business with anybody, 410 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,178 don't take it personal. 411 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,180 A guy in my position is a government target. 412 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,182 Why do you think we're meetin' in a fuckin' mall? 413 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,185 It feels disrespectful. 414 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,687 That's all i'm sayin'. 415 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,689 I'm the guy who saved you from the hit parade. 416 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,693 When did you e ver step in for me? 417 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,195 You forget? 418 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,696 When you and my kid brother 419 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,698 stuck up feech lamanna's card game? 420 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,200 Get the fuck out of here. 421 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,201 Feech was made before the electric light. 422 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,702 If it wasn't for me, 423 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:12,204 you two kids would a caught a vicious beatin' 424 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,705 st. To say the lea 425 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:16,208 richie, you know i love you. 426 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,209 You're like my big brother, okay? 427 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,211 You're gonna be taken care of. 428 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,212 What was yours before you went away 429 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,214 will be yours again. 430 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,216 You just gotta give it some time. 431 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:28,220 Jesus, anthony, you'd do that for me? 432 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,222 Hey, fuck you. 433 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:34,226 What's mine is not yours to give me. 434 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,728 Hey, prick, you reached out to me. 435 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,231 I said wha t i wanted to say. 436 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,737 We got a problem, kid? 437 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,740 I'm just trying to get you to slow the fuck down, okay? 438 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,242 Things are different now. 439 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,245 You gotta be extra, extra careful. 440 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,247 When do you know m e not to be careful? 441 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,249 When? 442 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,251 How about, you been out of the can ten fucking minutes, 443 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,752 already, you're trying to shake down beansie 444 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:02,254 for a piece of his pizza joints. 445 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,757 Do me a favor, back off, he's a good earner. 446 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,259 Yeah, for you. 447 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,761 Hey, that's none of your fucking cazzis. 448 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,763 Those pizza joints are strictly a cash business. 449 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,765 They come in handy. 450 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:15,767 He's a sneak y cocksucker. 451 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,269 Whatever, back off. 452 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,771 Are you takin' the sid e of a civilian over me? 453 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,723 Jesus fuckin' christ, richie, 454 00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:23,225 i'm askin' you to do me a favor. 455 00:22:23,225 --> 00:22:24,226 If you wanna do it, do it, 456 00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:25,227 if you don't, go fuck yourself. 457 00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:27,729 Oh, yeah? 458 00:22:27,729 --> 00:22:29,231 Yeah. 459 00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:31,733 How's your sister? 460 00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:34,236 Hey, there's no need for that kinda talk. 461 00:22:34,736 --> 00:22:36,238 What? 462 00:22:36,238 --> 00:22:37,739 My sister. 463 00:22:37,739 --> 00:22:41,743 Janice, how's she doing? 464 00:22:43,245 --> 00:22:46,748 Oh, i thought you were baitin' me. 465 00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:50,252 How's your sister, fuck your mother. 466 00:22:50,252 --> 00:22:51,753 No. 467 00:24:02,824 --> 00:24:04,326 Have you seen what she did? 468 00:24:04,326 --> 00:24:05,827 Who? 469 00:24:05,827 --> 00:24:08,330 Meadow, that house is fucked! 470 00:24:08,330 --> 00:24:10,832 Ar. Thought you didn't swe 471 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,834 what are you talking about? 472 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:16,838 I'm outraged, no, i am beyond outraged. 473 00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:18,340 Talk about disgrace. 474 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,842 Disrespect for other people's property! 475 00:24:20,842 --> 00:24:23,845 That place looks like a freakin' shooting gallery! 476 00:24:23,845 --> 00:24:24,846 It smells of urine, 477 00:24:25,347 --> 00:24:27,349 there's puke all over the beautiful hardwood floors. 478 00:24:27,849 --> 00:24:29,351 It sounds like your apartment in venice! 479 00:24:29,351 --> 00:24:30,852 Don't worry about it, she's been punished. 480 00:24:30,852 --> 00:24:32,854 Oh, three weeks without a credit card? 481 00:24:32,854 --> 00:24:34,856 That's some heavy shit there! 482 00:24:34,856 --> 00:24:35,857 Janice! 483 00:24:36,358 --> 00:24:37,359 If that was my child-- 484 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:39,361 you know what ? fuck this! 485 00:24:39,361 --> 00:24:41,329 You got a lot of fucki ng balls, you know that? 486 00:24:41,329 --> 00:24:42,330 Don't talk to me like that. 487 00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:43,331 Tony. 488 00:24:43,331 --> 00:24:44,833 No, let's clear the air here. 489 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,835 You come ridin' into tow n like some vishnu- come- lately 490 00:24:46,835 --> 00:24:47,836 and try to play the concerned daughter, 491 00:24:48,336 --> 00:24:49,337 who the fuck are you kiddin'? 492 00:24:49,838 --> 00:24:51,339 You're just here to pick the friggin' bones. 493 00:24:51,339 --> 00:24:53,341 There's a lot i could say right now, 494 00:24:53,341 --> 00:24:55,844 that i am not gonna say. 495 00:24:55,844 --> 00:24:58,847 Lotta balls. 496 00:25:01,850 --> 00:25:03,351 Temper tantrums! 497 00:25:03,351 --> 00:25:05,353 He hasn't changed one iota since we lived in newark. 498 00:25:05,854 --> 00:25:06,855 Not one iota! 499 00:25:06,855 --> 00:25:09,357 You are passing judgment on him, janice, 500 00:25:09,357 --> 00:25:10,859 on us, as parents. 501 00:25:10,859 --> 00:25:12,861 Dy. I told you once alrea 502 00:25:12,861 --> 00:25:14,362 how we discipline our children 503 00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:15,864 is none of anybody's business. 504 00:25:15,864 --> 00:25:17,866 You let that girl ride roughshod over you, 505 00:25:17,866 --> 00:25:19,367 some day you're gonna regret it. 506 00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:21,369 Mother of god, janice! 507 00:25:21,369 --> 00:25:23,371 Are all of you sopranos the same? 508 00:25:23,371 --> 00:25:24,873 I asked you nice ly to stay out of it, 509 00:25:24,873 --> 00:25:26,374 but, you're pretending you don't hear me. 510 00:25:26,374 --> 00:25:27,876 Well, maybe you're gonna hear this. 511 00:25:27,876 --> 00:25:29,878 Ss, mind your fucking busine 512 00:25:29,878 --> 00:25:32,380 ds, keep your mouth shut when it comes to my ki 513 00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:33,882 alright? 514 00:25:36,384 --> 00:25:38,386 Maybe i've stayed here too long. 515 00:25:48,897 --> 00:25:50,398 The fall in the shower didn't in any way 516 00:25:50,398 --> 00:25:52,901 affect the pre- existin g condition in your heart. 517 00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:54,402 But you already knew that. 518 00:25:54,402 --> 00:25:56,404 It never hurts to be sure. 519 00:25:56,404 --> 00:25:58,907 Fucking bum hip. 520 00:25:58,907 --> 00:26:01,910 What next, does the man upstairs have in store for me? 521 00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:04,913 En. You're lucky it was sprained, not brok 522 00:26:04,913 --> 00:26:07,415 the thing is, doc, i've been feeling these... 523 00:26:07,415 --> 00:26:09,417 little fibrillations. 524 00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:10,919 Psychosomatic. 525 00:26:10,919 --> 00:26:12,420 You got out of jail on a medical. 526 00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,923 It's the mind- body connection. 527 00:26:15,423 --> 00:26:16,925 Your body's just pitching in to help. 528 00:26:19,427 --> 00:26:23,431 Hey, there's my boy. 529 00:26:23,431 --> 00:26:26,434 I was afraid you didn't get the message. 530 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:36,444 By. Put a shirt on, i'm getting a chub 531 00:26:36,444 --> 00:26:38,947 doc, this is one of my dearest friends. 532 00:26:38,947 --> 00:26:39,948 Richie, say hello to the best 533 00:26:40,448 --> 00:26:41,950 fuckin' heart man in the world, 534 00:26:41,950 --> 00:26:42,951 doug schreck. 535 00:26:43,451 --> 00:26:44,953 I think mr. Soprano oversold me. 536 00:26:44,953 --> 00:26:46,955 Ld. I'm only the best in the western wor 537 00:26:46,955 --> 00:26:48,456 fuckin' ball- breaker. 538 00:26:48,957 --> 00:26:52,460 Doc, do me a favor, me and richie... 539 00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,963 yeah, no problem. 540 00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,467 He's a good kid. 541 00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:00,969 Lets me use the doctor/patient thing 542 00:27:00,969 --> 00:27:03,471 to meet people here. 543 00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:07,976 Fucking house arrest. 544 00:27:10,478 --> 00:27:12,480 Ss, federal marshalls are so far up my a 545 00:27:12,981 --> 00:27:14,983 i can taste brylcreem. 546 00:27:15,483 --> 00:27:17,986 Jesus, you look good. 547 00:27:18,486 --> 00:27:19,487 How you feeling? 548 00:27:19,487 --> 00:27:22,991 Rs. Better than some, not as bad as othe 549 00:27:22,991 --> 00:27:25,493 i got to meet tony at a mall, you here. 550 00:27:25,493 --> 00:27:27,495 What the f uck is happening? 551 00:27:27,495 --> 00:27:28,997 Like the man said, 552 00:27:28,997 --> 00:27:30,999 "may you live in interesting times." 553 00:27:30,999 --> 00:27:33,001 You met with tony? 554 00:27:33,001 --> 00:27:36,004 It's more like a fucki ng audience with the pope. 555 00:27:36,004 --> 00:27:38,506 What are you gonna do? 556 00:27:42,510 --> 00:27:44,512 Whatever you tell me. 557 00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:54,522 You and your brother were always good boys. 558 00:27:54,522 --> 00:27:58,526 You tell me, this is the way it is, then so be it. 559 00:27:58,526 --> 00:28:01,529 You tell m e otherwise, 560 00:28:01,529 --> 00:28:06,034 i'm yours, junio r, whatever, whoever. 561 00:28:06,534 --> 00:28:08,536 You just say it. 562 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,041 Once again, a big welcome home 563 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:15,043 to our guest of honor. 564 00:28:15,043 --> 00:28:17,045 Richie was surprised all the changes 565 00:28:17,045 --> 00:28:18,546 the last ten years. 566 00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:20,048 New jersey with its own hockey team. 567 00:28:20,048 --> 00:28:21,549 You know, it's interesting. 568 00:28:21,549 --> 00:28:23,051 The meadowlands is the only nhl arena 569 00:28:23,051 --> 00:28:26,054 where the penalty box is maximum security! 570 00:28:27,555 --> 00:28:31,559 Maximum security penalty box. Help me. 571 00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:33,061 What the fuck? 572 00:28:33,061 --> 00:28:35,063 I was talking to paulie walnuts, 573 00:28:35,063 --> 00:28:36,564 who was under the impression 574 00:28:36,564 --> 00:28:38,566 that richie had been in bosnia, 575 00:28:38,566 --> 00:28:41,569 where there's also a large moose- lim population! 576 00:28:41,569 --> 00:28:43,571 Get this fucki ng guy outta here. 577 00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:46,074 And, now for all you youngsters 578 00:28:46,074 --> 00:28:49,077 with visions of tit- fucking in your heads, 579 00:28:49,077 --> 00:28:51,079 here are the bing girls, come on! 580 00:29:09,597 --> 00:29:11,099 Welcome home. 581 00:29:11,099 --> 00:29:14,102 Wait'll you open it, it's all ones. 582 00:29:14,102 --> 00:29:16,604 I'm a grandfather now, rich. 583 00:29:17,105 --> 00:29:18,106 Imagine that. 584 00:29:18,106 --> 00:29:19,607 Please , no pictures. 585 00:29:20,108 --> 00:29:21,109 Exploitin' medical curiosities 586 00:29:21,609 --> 00:29:23,611 is against the law. 587 00:29:23,611 --> 00:29:25,613 Is that why they canceled your mother's audition? 588 00:29:25,613 --> 00:29:27,115 What d id you say? 589 00:29:27,615 --> 00:29:29,617 Cocksucker! 590 00:29:29,617 --> 00:29:31,619 Take a walk. 591 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,082 Is beansie here? 592 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:45,583 Im. I have n't seen h 593 00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:47,585 richie, how's your balls? 594 00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:49,587 They're hanging. 595 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:52,590 Ready and waiting. 596 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:54,092 What? 597 00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,094 Go with silvio. 598 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:57,095 Who? 599 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,096 Go! 600 00:29:58,096 --> 00:29:59,597 I'll hold this. 601 00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:00,598 Don't worry about it. 602 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,600 Come on. 603 00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:05,603 Trust me. 604 00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:12,610 He's got a real fucking attitude problem. 605 00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:13,611 Careful. 606 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:14,612 Enough. 607 00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:16,114 He just did te n fucking years. 608 00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:18,616 He's got a right to be a little fucked up. 609 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:20,118 No? 610 00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:22,120 Ht. Richie'll be alrig 611 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,642 yeah, yeah. 612 00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:49,647 I see you like the dark. 613 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:51,649 Yeah, somethin g like that, yeah. 614 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:02,660 It. Silvio says we can't take 615 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:05,663 who's joint did you just cop, mine or his? 616 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:07,665 Did we d o somethin g wrong? 617 00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:08,666 No, you were fine. 618 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,668 Now, go ahead, get outta here. 619 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,689 Hey, buddy. 620 00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:33,691 What the fuck are you doing? 621 00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:34,692 What did you think 622 00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:36,694 tony soprano was gonna do for you, huh? 623 00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:38,696 You know, you got a raging hard- on for me, 624 00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,198 and, i don't even know what for. 625 00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:41,199 You don't? 626 00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:42,700 Come here, come here! 627 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:43,201 No. 628 00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:45,203 Come here, come here! 629 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,704 How come you weren't at the party? 630 00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:49,207 Hey, i moved a lotta "h" for you and your brother. 631 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:50,708 And you guys made the lion's share. 632 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,211 You're just bitter because i invested my money smart, 633 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:56,214 and you spread yours however the fuck you did. 634 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:59,217 I spent mine on lawyers, you slippery fuck. 635 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:00,718 You wanna talk like a tough guy? 636 00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:03,221 Tough guy, here! 637 00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,223 Hey, come on, please, no guns, come on. 638 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:06,224 Please? 639 00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:08,226 What happened to tha t greaseball store owner? 640 00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:11,229 Tell me again how you won't lay down, huh? 641 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:30,748 Janice. 642 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,252 Oh, sorry, is the music too loud? 643 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:35,753 Oh, no, it's fine. 644 00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:39,757 Umm, i just wanted to apologize. 645 00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:42,760 You know, about earlier. 646 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,763 No, i should be apologizing to you. 647 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:49,767 I was out of line, you're right. 648 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:54,272 I never raised a child. 649 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,773 I was robbed of that 650 00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:58,776 when eugene took him back to montreal. 651 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:01,279 I'm still petitioning the state department, 652 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,282 but, i think they have me on their enemy radicals list. 653 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:07,785 When was the last time you saw harpo? 654 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:11,289 He changed his name to hal. 655 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:14,292 I'm sorry, carm, can we not talk about him? 656 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,294 Look, i just want you to know 657 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:18,296 that i was way out of line. 658 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:21,799 Well, i'm sorry, too , really, i feel terrible. 659 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:24,302 You know, you're family. 660 00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:26,804 And family means a lot. 661 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:29,307 I just don't feel righ t about you leaving here. 662 00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:31,809 I don't know. 663 00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:35,313 I don't think tony wants me here. 664 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,315 Well, where yo u gonna go? 665 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:38,816 The house is in no condition to move into. 666 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,318 Especially now. 667 00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:41,819 I'll be alright. 668 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,822 No, i'm sorry, i can't let you leave. 669 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:48,326 Really, i want you to stay. 670 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:50,328 Okay, thanks. 671 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:52,330 Ay. Ok 672 00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:55,333 goodnight. 673 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,834 Goodnight. 674 00:33:56,834 --> 00:34:00,338 Oh, maybe just a little bit, the music. 675 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:01,339 Right. 676 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,860 Jesus, no, richie, no! 677 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,364 Jesus! 678 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:03,401 Should i put the chocolate in now? 679 00:35:03,401 --> 00:35:04,902 Put it in, i'll pour the milk. 680 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:08,906 What did you parents finally say about last saturday? 681 00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:10,908 The usual, nothing. 682 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:12,910 They're afraid i'll go bulimic again. 683 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:15,413 Mine, blah, blah, blah. 684 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,415 Start purging, they won't say anything. 685 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,416 When are they gonna realize 686 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,917 that we're practically adults, 687 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,419 responsible for ourselves? 688 00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,421 So, your grandmother's house got used for a party. 689 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:25,923 Excuse me, would they prefer we go to limelight? 690 00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:28,426 It's'cause they have no life. 691 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:30,428 They focus on bullshit. 692 00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:31,929 So, what'd yours do? 693 00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,932 They took away my discover card for 3 weeks. 694 00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:36,434 Oh, that's nothing. 695 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:37,935 I know, it was my idea. 696 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:39,937 Oo. So hypocritical, t 697 00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,440 when you think how my dad makes a living. 698 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:47,945 Oh, sheez, what is this? 699 00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:51,449 Why don't you ring for the nurse? 700 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:52,950 Never you mind. 701 00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:53,951 Ob. That's their j 702 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,454 i don't need them. 703 00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:58,956 My daughter came all the way from seattle. 704 00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:05,463 Oh, jesus! 705 00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:15,973 Hello. 706 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:17,475 Ou. She rang for y 707 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:18,476 i did not. 708 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:19,977 Mrs. Soprano. 709 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,480 Who are you? 710 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,983 Richie... richie aprile. 711 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:28,486 But, i thought you were dead. 712 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:32,490 No, that was my brother jackie. 713 00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:35,493 Oh, i'm sorry. 714 00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:38,496 How did he die, the poor baby? 715 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:40,998 He had cancer. 716 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,500 Me, too. 717 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,503 Oh, shut that curtain, will you? 718 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:51,509 You know, i was in a private room. 719 00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:54,512 My johnny would roll over in his grave 720 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:57,014 if he saw this. 721 00:36:57,014 --> 00:37:00,518 They wheel people in and out, in and out. 722 00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:03,020 Oh, go on. 723 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:06,524 So, isn't parvati supposed to be here? 724 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:09,026 I don't know who that is. 725 00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:12,029 Your daughter, parvati, janice. 726 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:16,033 Oh, please, don't start with that name business. 727 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:19,537 She did it to shame me. 728 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:22,540 You'll have to hav e your tea without lemon. 729 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:27,044 Richie. 730 00:37:31,048 --> 00:37:34,051 You see the beautiful flowers he brought me? 731 00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:37,054 Your father has friends with class. 732 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,056 Not like some people. 733 00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:41,058 Ds, ma, he's not o ne of dad's frien 734 00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:42,059 he's my friend. 735 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,562 He's your boyfriend? 736 00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:46,564 Don't you remember me? 737 00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:49,066 You used to yell at me for beeping my car horn 738 00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:51,068 when i came over to pick up janice? 739 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,571 Pimps beep. 740 00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:55,072 You know, some day, 741 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:58,576 ap. Somebody is gonna wash out your mouth with so 742 00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:01,579 oh, yeah, who, you? 743 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:06,083 Oh, i wish the lord would take me. 744 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:08,085 Ooh, ma, statazeet, 745 00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:09,587 the man's come to visit you. 746 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:11,589 Take it easy. 747 00:38:11,589 --> 00:38:13,591 Is that how you talk to your mother? 748 00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:15,092 Rip well, you lay the same t 749 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:16,594 on everybody w ho comes in here. 750 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:18,596 Don't you have any shame? 751 00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:22,099 Shame, i got plenty of shame. 752 00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:24,101 Believe me. 753 00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:26,604 You don't want to hear what i'm ashamed of. 754 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:29,607 Go ahead, ma, shoo t your best shot. 755 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:31,609 Never you mind. 756 00:38:31,609 --> 00:38:35,112 Just remember what we talked about last week. 757 00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:39,617 Ee. Ma, i'm gonna go to the cafeteria for coff 758 00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,619 are you coming back? 759 00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:44,121 Yes. 760 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:46,624 I bet you're very good to your mother. 761 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:57,134 She'll be better when i get her home. 762 00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:00,137 Does that mean you're sticking around jersey? 763 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,139 If i don't, who's gonna take care of her? 764 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:03,641 What about tony? 765 00:39:04,141 --> 00:39:06,644 Long story. 766 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:08,646 You haven't hear d what happened? 767 00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:11,148 Anthony's one of these people who blames everyone else 768 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:12,650 for anything bad in his life, 769 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,151 er. Including his moth 770 00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:16,153 tony, nah. 771 00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:19,657 Trust me, nothing' s ever his fault. 772 00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:23,160 So, what's with the flowers, 773 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,162 mr. Candy stripe? 774 00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:28,165 Well, i couldn't come visit her empty- handed. 775 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:30,167 Oh. 776 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,169 You weren't in yoga. 777 00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:34,171 I'm very bus y with my mother. 778 00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:35,673 Too busy for dinner? 779 00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:37,675 You and i weren't good for each other 20 years ago. 780 00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:40,177 What makes you think it's gonna be different now? 781 00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:42,179 That's gettin' to the point. 782 00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:44,682 Richie, after all i put in to getting to where i am, 783 00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:47,685 it'd be ridiculous to decompensate now. 784 00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:50,688 I'm so not tha t person anymore. 785 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:53,691 It works both ways. 786 00:39:53,691 --> 00:39:58,195 I don't think i'd be interested in the same jan i knew. 787 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:02,700 So, what, you've grown? 788 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,702 Well, you tell me. 789 00:40:04,702 --> 00:40:06,203 Did you ever think you'd see richie aprile 790 00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:10,207 doing a "downward facing dog"? 791 00:40:16,213 --> 00:40:18,716 Can she put anymore gook shit in here? 792 00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:19,717 It's not that much. 793 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:22,219 Soy milk this, tofu that. 794 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:23,220 I hate a ll that shit. 795 00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:25,222 Yeah, me too. 796 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,724 Shut up, you said yo u like the soy milk. 797 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:29,226 I lied, she was taking me to the video store. 798 00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:31,729 I'm happy aunt parvati's gonna stay. 799 00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:34,231 Oh, your aunt who doesn't think you get punished enough? 800 00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:35,733 That party wasn't my fault, 801 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,735 how many fucking tim es do i have to say it? 802 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:38,736 Hey! 803 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:39,737 Oh! 804 00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:46,744 Don't look like you're gonna cry. 805 00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:49,747 You made your bed. 806 00:40:53,751 --> 00:40:55,753 I need 15 dollars. 807 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,254 Excuse me? 808 00:40:57,755 --> 00:40:59,256 A cole porter cd , it's for madrigals. 809 00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,759 We're doing three of the songs. 810 00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:04,261 You took my card, remember? 811 00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:13,771 Re. He 812 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:19,777 what's your problem? 813 00:41:20,277 --> 00:41:22,780 Nothing. 814 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:25,783 Thank you, by the way. 815 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:31,288 Janice should be home by now. 816 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:32,790 My sister was halfway out the door. 817 00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:34,792 You had to fall for her con? 818 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:35,793 What was she gonna do? 819 00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:37,294 Live in a motel which she can't afford? 820 00:41:37,294 --> 00:41:38,796 How about she goes bac k to wherever it was 821 00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:40,297 she was hiding for twenty years 822 00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:41,298 while i took car e of her mother. 823 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:42,800 I thought we weren't supposed to mention 824 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,802 grandma in this house. 825 00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:47,805 Fine, i'm not gonna argue with you, tony. 826 00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:48,806 If want her to leave, 827 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:50,307 you're gonna have to tell her, 'cause i'm not. 828 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:52,309 It's not christian. 829 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,812 See, the shit works out, she's a buddhist. 830 00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:56,313 Hello? 831 00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:58,315 We're in here, par'. 832 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:03,821 I thought it was cruel to pick flowers. 833 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,322 Richie brought 'em to ma. 834 00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:06,323 They're beautiful. 835 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:07,324 Aren't they? 836 00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:08,325 Richie? 837 00:42:08,325 --> 00:42:10,327 Richie aprile? 838 00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:11,829 Yeah, he went to visit her. 839 00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:13,831 You know he always loved ma. 840 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:19,837 I gotta go. 841 00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:22,840 You better water'em, 842 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,342 i think i hear 'em crying. 843 00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:37,975 Jesus christ! 844 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:40,978 Peter, you're scaring your mother. 845 00:44:40,978 --> 00:44:43,480 Leave me the fuck alone. 846 00:44:45,482 --> 00:44:47,985 Hey, is that anyway to talk? 847 00:44:47,985 --> 00:44:48,986 Tony? 848 00:44:49,486 --> 00:44:52,489 Can you pick up the bbc on that thing, or what? 849 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:54,491 Ny. No jokes, please, to 850 00:44:54,491 --> 00:44:55,492 only family! 851 00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,494 Ay. Let him st 852 00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:07,004 how you doing, pal? 853 00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:09,506 You said he wasn't gonna bother me, tony. 854 00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:11,508 Jesus. 855 00:45:11,508 --> 00:45:15,512 Lk. They said i might not wa 856 00:45:17,014 --> 00:45:18,515 come on, ma, 857 00:45:18,515 --> 00:45:21,018 let's go downstairs for a little while. 858 00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:27,024 You gonna let that animal get away with this? 859 00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:34,531 I'll let you talk to your friend. 860 00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:48,045 Listen, beans, do me a favor. 861 00:45:48,545 --> 00:45:49,546 Don't listen to these fuckin' doctors. 862 00:45:49,546 --> 00:45:51,048 When it comes to spinal injuries, 863 00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:52,549 everything's a mystery to them. 864 00:45:52,549 --> 00:45:55,552 Paul has this cousin, got run over by a forklift, 865 00:45:55,552 --> 00:45:57,054 broke his back, 866 00:45:57,054 --> 00:46:00,057 the guy's dancing tango competitions. 867 00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,563 Alright, here. 868 00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:08,565 Here. 869 00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:11,068 I can't do it. 870 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:16,573 ... ah, ah 871 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:20,077 come on. 872 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:26,083 Thanks. 873 00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:28,085 Ny. Thanks, to 874 00:46:28,585 --> 00:46:31,088 i might not be abl e to wipe my own ass, 875 00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:33,090 you know that? 876 00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:36,593 Your nose is as far as i'm willing to go. 877 00:46:50,607 --> 00:46:53,110 Listen, beans. 878 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:55,112 You a thousand percent sure 879 00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:57,114 it was richie aprile driving that car? 880 00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:58,615 A thousand percent? 881 00:46:58,615 --> 00:47:01,118 No, a fuckin ' million percent. 882 00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:04,121 Let me tell yo u something, tony. 883 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,123 He's lucky i ain't no rat fuck. 884 00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:10,127 'Cause the law knows t hat was no random hit and run. 885 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:13,130 Hey, don't start talking foolish. 886 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,632 We're old school, right? 887 00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:17,634 We wash our own dirty laundry. 888 00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:24,141 Hey, am i right, beans? 889 00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:27,644 Yeah, yeah , old school. 890 00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:34,151 Okay, good. 891 00:47:37,154 --> 00:47:39,156 So, you here to see your ma? 892 00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:42,159 I hear she's upstairs. 893 00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:44,161 No, i came to see you, you prick. 894 00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:50,167 That's okay. 895 00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:53,170 Do. Go do what you gotta 896 00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,678 i thought i told you to back the fuck off beansie. 897 00:48:01,678 --> 00:48:04,681 I did, then i put it in drive. 898 00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:06,183 Oh, you think this is funny? 899 00:48:06,183 --> 00:48:07,684 That guy might never walk again. 900 00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:09,186 Did you know that? 901 00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:10,187 And for what? 902 00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:11,688 Because he didn't duke you enough? 903 00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,690 Because he didn't visit you in the can? 904 00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:15,692 When's the last time you visited anybody in the can? 905 00:48:15,692 --> 00:48:18,195 When was the last time you gave a fuck about anybody 906 00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:20,197 but richie aprile? 907 00:48:20,197 --> 00:48:22,699 Now, you remember one thing, 908 00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:24,201 and this you better hear. 909 00:48:24,201 --> 00:48:26,703 You wanna talk all this old- school bullshit about the rules? 910 00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:28,205 Well, here's a rule you might remember. 911 00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:31,208 I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots. 912 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:33,210 And you better pay me the respect 913 00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:35,212 that i gave your brother, 914 00:48:35,212 --> 00:48:36,713 or we're gonna have a problem. 915 00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:39,216 A bad one. 916 00:48:39,216 --> 00:48:42,719 Now, get the fuck out of here! 917 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,722 Alright, tony. 918 00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:47,724 Yeah, alright. 919 00:48:59,236 --> 00:49:00,737 How you doin'? 920 00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:03,240 Ks. I'll open it up but you change all the loc 921 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,241 okay. 922 00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:35,532 Captions copyright 2000 home box office 923 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:38,535 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. P.