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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING,
BUZZING, CLICKING)

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(RINGING, WHIZZING)

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(SIREN BLARING)

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WOMEN:
♪Inspector Gadget

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♪ Ooh, ooh
Inspector Gadget ♪

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(HORN HONKS)

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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

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(BARKING)
♪Ooh, ooh

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♪ Inspector Gadget

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♪ Go, Gadget, go

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♪ Go, Gadget, go ♪

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(CROAKING)

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♪ Inspector Gadget

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♪ Ooh, ooh
Inspector Gadget

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♪ Go, Gadget, go ♪

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MAN: (YELLING) Help!
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

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MAN: See you at
the P.T.A. meeting.
(WHISTLING)

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WOMAN: Good morning,
Officer Brown.
Morning.

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MAN: Officer Brown!
How do you do?
Morning.

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(WHISTLING)

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(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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No brakes!

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Help, Uncle John!

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Somebody help!
Save us!

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Help!

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(GASPS)

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(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)

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Where's Officer Brown?

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(SQUEALS)
(GRUNTS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTING)
(GASPING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(GASPS)

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(SCREAMING) Help!

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(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

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(ALL GASP)
(ALL SIGH)

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Hey, the dog!
ALL: The dog!

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(DOG HOWLS)
(CROWD CHEERS)

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GIRL: Oh, Harvey!

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Officer Brown,
you're my hero.

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Oh, please, Miss.
It was nothing.
Oh, geez

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All in a day's work, ma'am.
Any cop woulda done the same.

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Brain? Yech.

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(LAUGHING)

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Having another hero cop dream,
Uncle John?

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Every time I close my eyes.
How was school?

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Fine.

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Don't forget, tomorrow's
the day parents come and
talk about their careers.

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Oh. Well, I might
have to work.

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Do you want me to ask off?

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Oh, no.
That's okay.

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Parents coming to school
Whose idea was that anyway?

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But if it's important
to you, Penny...
Did the letter come?

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Letter?
Uh, gee, well
What letter?

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I don't... Oh, yes.

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They said two years
as a security guard isn't
enough experience to be a cop.

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Uncle John,
I'm sorry.
Me too.

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Well, I can still
secure and protect.

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I just think I could do
so much more good as a cop.

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Hey, wait a minute.
Tomorrow's your day off.

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Oh, well...

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(SIGHS) Look, I know that
Nicole's dad is a lawyer,

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and Kim's dad is a dentist,

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and I just didn't want
to embarrass you
with your friends.

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If I only had that badge.

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Uncle John,
it's not the badge,
it's the heart behind it.

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I'm very proud of you.

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BRENDA: Fingers crossed.

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This chip is gonna make
the whole Gadget project work.

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Dad, concentrate.
Try to move the foot.
(SIGHS)

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ARTEMUS: All right.
Kick the ball.

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(SIGHS) Nothin'.
I'm hungry.

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Okay, all right.
I'll go get us some dinner.
But then we keep going.

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Yeah.
Okay. I'll call
the guardhouse

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so they don't search
the deliver guy again.

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Hello, Antonio's?
Yeah, it's Brenda.
No, foot's still not moving.

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Dad, keep thinking
about that foot.

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Yep, the usual.
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

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(HUMMING)

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(CONTINUES HUMMING)

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(GASPING) Dad.
Hmm? What?

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(BRENDA STAMMERS)

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Tap your foot again.

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What?
Huh.

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That's weird.

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Wh... What were you
thinking about?

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I was thinking about
how much you remind me
of your mother.

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(SNICKERS)

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Wait a second.
Wait a second!

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That's it!
It's animated by will,

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not by thought.

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By your heart,
not your head! (LAUGHING)

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Come on, try it again.
Do it again!
All right.

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(LAUGHING)

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TOGETHER: We did it!
We moved the foot!

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BRENDA: Jack, Queen...
(JOHN WHISTLES)

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JOHN: Brenda Bradford
She's so beautiful.

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Wowser.
BRENDA: Black eight
on the red nine...

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What?
Oh, oh, nothin'.

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I was just talkin'
to myself.

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Thelma, how do I look?

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Like a geek from Kansas
who became a security guard.

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(CAT MEOWING)
SCOLEX: Brenda Bradford.

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Well, good evening,
young lady.

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It's been a while. (CHUCKLES)

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Four, three, two, one, zero.
(BRENDA HUMMING)

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(WATCH BEEPS)
Go.

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Dr. Bradford.
Yes?

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Hi.
Hi.

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I borrowed a book
from your dad.
You did?

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Power Learning
Through Speed Study.
Oh.

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It took me forever
to get through it.

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But I really think
it's gonna pay off, though.

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I just applied
to the Riverton Police Force.

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Yeah?
It's what I've always
wanted to do.

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Help people, that is.
Um, I gotta...

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SCOLEX: Dr. Bradford is out
of the lab and we can go in.

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Sikes, release the
remote-control van.

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(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

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Nice stars.

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Yeah? Which ones?

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I just meant the whole...

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All of 'em.
Oh, I thought you meant
a specific cluster.

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I always take everything
so literally.

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So do I.
BRENDA: Yeah?

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I forgot my keys.

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Oh.
(CHUCKLES)

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I'm Okay.
Sorry.

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Good night now.
Nite.

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(SIGHS) well, I'll just
stay here, then, and,
uh, secure the parking lot.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Concentrate, you twit!

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Hey, that guy's speeding.

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Ten miles an hour
in the parking lot, buddy!

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SCOLEX: No,no,no,no,
straight ahead! No, left!
SIKES: Bad cat. Bad cat.

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SCOLEX: Left, Sikes, turn!

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What was that?
THELMA: We have an intruder
on the premises.

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A black van.

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Where?
THELMA: Try that big hole
in the wall!

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(GASPS) Brenda.

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Huh?

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Hello, Artemus.
I'll take that.

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Oh, no, wait.
No, no, no, no!

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Now, just a moment... (GASPS)
Arrivederci,  Professor.

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Uh-oh!
Someone's gonna blame
the old lady.

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SCOLEX: Sniffy, let's go.

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(SOBBING)

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Dr. Bradford,
I won't rest until I find
whoever's responsible.

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Justice will be served.

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Brown, where are you going?

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To catch the bad guys!
Stand back, Thelma!

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This isn't going to end well.

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You're not on duty, Brown!
I'm always on duty!

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(SIGHS)

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(LAUGHING)

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(CHATTERING, YELLING)

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(HORN HONKING)

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Oh, no.
We're being chased
by the hatchback squad.

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(LAUGHS) Hey,
I have a hatchback.

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Ooh. Oh!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Whoa!

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Now you've crossed the line.
Pull over, you!

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Stop the car, Sikes.
I want to enjoy this.
(LAUGHING)

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Oh, gosh! Oh!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING) Uh-oh.

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♪ Yahoo ♪

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Attention!
Driver of the wrecked limo,

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attached
to the Yahoo! Billboard,

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this is
security Officer John Brown.

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Please step out of the vehicle
immediately...

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Or... Else.

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Fine work,
Mr. Security Guard.
You got me.

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Here.

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Have a victory cigar.

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No, thanks.

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Remember, smoking kills.

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I don't smoke.

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Oh, really?
You will now.

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(LAUGHING)

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JOHN: Oh, boy.

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(SCREAMS)

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(SHRIEKING) My hand!

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Pardon me! Excuse me!
Comin' through!

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Hey, have you seen
my uncle, John Brown?

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Uh, he's in there.

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Uncle John?

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Please wake up.
I know you can hear me.

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Look who I brought to visit.

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Look, it's Brain.
He came to see you.

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Okay. No.
Not in his mouth, Brain.
No. No.

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Okay, stop.

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We're lookin' at extensive
tissue damage, 44 fractures,
a major concussion,

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all coupled with
extensive internal trauma.

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This man tried
to save my father.

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He risked his life
to protect our work.

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We've done all we can.
Not yet, we haven't.

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MAN: Mayor's coming through!
Clear the way!
Dr. Bradford!

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Clear for the mayor!

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Dr. Bradford, both I and
police Chief Quimby here...

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Hi.
Are very sorry to hear
about your father.

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He was a good man.
Oh.

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Did you know him?

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No, I didn't.

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So, how soon can you finish
the Gadget Project, hmm?

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I'm sure that he would
have wanted me to finish it
as soon as possible.

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Mmm. Oh.
Yeah. With the, uh,
"English patient" there?

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MAYOR: That's enough, Quimby.

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Oh, sorry. Just doesn't
look like you got off
to a good start there.

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(LAUGHING) So, how can you
be so sure that this
is the proper subject?

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Dad told me that I would know
when the right man came along.

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John Brown's the right man.

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Well.
Well.

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That's good enough
for me. (LAUGHS)

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Let's go.

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ALL: Hmm.

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MALE DOCTOR: Chain saw!
Waxy buildup, stat.
Bring in the hoses, stat!

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(SURGEONS CONTINUE NOISILY)

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DOCTOR: Ready, and...
Break!

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MAYOR: It's a thing of beauty,
Quimby.

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The future of law enforcement
reborn before our very eyes.

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Yeah. Columbo and Nintendo
all rolled into one.

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He'll make you obsolete,

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no overtime, no hazard pay,
no blue flu. (LAUGHS)

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And he won't call me
"evil gidget" behind my back.

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00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:44,208
Oh, by the way,
what do we have on the
Artemus Bradford murder, hmm?

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Well, we got a limo
with no license,

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and some scrap metal
from whatever it was
that broke into the lab.

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Do we at least know
what was stolen?

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According,
to Doctor Bradford,
a robotic foot.

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Robotic foot.

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A robotic foot?
Yeah.

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What kind of cyber-freak
are we dealing with?

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SCOLEX: Not bad, Kramer.

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Not bad at all.
(RELIEVED SIGH)

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It's got a sort of postmodern
Captain Hook
kind of feel to it.

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Very diabolical.
(CHUCKLES)

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I deserve
a dashing appellation.

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"Dashing Appalachian"?
What is that?
A hillbilly with a tuxedo?

243
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,583
No, you idiot!
No!

244
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,250
(CHUCKLES) It's a nickname

245
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:34,792
One that will
send my enemies
cowering in fear.

246
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:38,834
Ah.

247
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,250
Ah, too bad
"Hook" is taken, huh?

248
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,250
How 'bout...
"Captain Claw"?
Oh.

249
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,333
No, no, no, no, no...
KRAMER: Or "Santa Claw."

250
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,792
Just "Claw."
One word,

251
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,291
like "Madonna."

252
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:58,083
Well, anyhoo, Captain...
Sir... Mr. Claw,

253
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,667
I know how much you like
to maintain an
active lifestyle,

254
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:04,917
so I have managed to design

255
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,208
a few interchangeable options.

256
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,834
Hi, hi. (LAUGHS)
Oh, very clever, Kramer.

257
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,875
(MOCKING)
"Very clever, Kramer."

258
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,792
Very clever, indeed.
(CHUCKLES)
(GASPS)

259
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:19,625
Well, first we have
the opera hand,

260
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,041
for those special nights out.

261
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:26,625
And I know how much
you enjoy Japanese food,

262
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:29,458
so I made you a sushi hand
See there?

263
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,583
(MIMICS EATING) Tasty.

264
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,500
Hmm.

265
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:37,166
(NERVOUSLY) Also,
I don't remember if you enjoy
the medieval fare, but...

266
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,291
Kramer, that's enough.

267
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,000
Sikes, bring on the foot.

268
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,750
(SHRIEKS, SIGHS)
Oops.

269
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,375
Hmm?

270
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,542
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

271
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,291
(METALLIC CLANG)

272
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:29,000
(POPPING, WHIZZING)

273
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,875
(CHIRPING)
What the...

274
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,875
What have they got me on?
Ooh! Ooh!

275
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:43,500
Oh, my Oh!
Ooh!

276
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,625
(SCREAMS)

277
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,917
(SHRIEKING)

278
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:58,542
I, um...
Your thumb's on fire!

279
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,708
I seem to be having
a reaction.
(SHRIEKING)

280
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,834
Mr. Brown.
Oh. Oh, it's you.

281
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,959
It's all right.
It's all right.

282
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:14,750
(PANTING) Um, I, uh...
(MECHANICAL NOISES CONTINUE)

283
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,917
I don't know what's wrong.
I, uh I seem to be ill,

284
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,875
and I can't remember anything.

285
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,875
You may not remember
very much right now.

286
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,667
You suffered a pretty major
concussion in the explosion.

287
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,542
What happened?

288
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,583
You've just come out of
a very long recovery.

289
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:33,000
You are now a sophisticated
network of tissue,
hardware and software.

290
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,583
No!

291
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,250
I gotta get outta here.

292
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,750
Mr. Brown...
Mr. Brown, come back here.

293
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,834
We're gonna go in
I'll take...

294
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,917
(GASPS)

295
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,750
(PANTING)

296
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:52,291
Look, Mr. Brown, I know
that this is all new for you,

297
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,125
and it must feel strange.

298
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:58,083
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
You will adjust.

299
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:01,750
My head is very heavy.
Don't worry.
That's easy to fix.

300
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,333
(GRUNTS) I don't
wanna be like this.

301
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,625
I don't understand
what happened to me.

302
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,625
John, we saved your life.

303
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,959
I'm not me anymore.
I'm a hardware store.

304
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:20,458
This is a huge opportunity.

305
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,667
You were designed
as the first prototype

306
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:26,166
cyber police officer for the
Riverton Police Department.

307
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:30,333
You said yourself
you wanted to help people
This is your chance.

308
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,041
I do want to help people.

309
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:33,333
BRENDA: I know.

310
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,500
Aiyee!
Oh!

311
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,667
(COUGHS)
BRENDA: I'll be with you
every step of the way.

312
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,792
JOHN: Okay.
I'd shake your hand
but you might lose an eye.

313
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:48,291
SCOLEX: An android
of this quality could
have a myriad of uses:

314
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:52,875
shock troops,
kamikaze pilots, hit men.

315
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,166
International rescue workers,
teachers.

316
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:59,708
Oh, yes.
I was getting to them. Well,
let's see him in action, huh?

317
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:00,875
Okay.

318
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,500
Oh, I'll strap myself in.

319
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,708
Okay.
Turn me on, Kramer.

320
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,458
(GRUNTING, STRAINING)

321
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:25,625
Move, darn you!
Move!

322
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,708
(STRAINING)
It's a lemon.

323
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,750
Thank you for that, Sikes.

324
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,792
You put it on. Come on.
Why can't he do it?

325
00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:40,166
He's capable
of intelligent thought.
That's useful to me.

326
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:44,000
(CHUCKLES)
Now, strap you in.

327
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,125
SCOLEX: Perhaps if we give
him maximum voltage.

328
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:49,875
(MOANS)
Yeah, that might work.

329
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,083
(YELLING, MOANING)

330
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,750
SIKES: I want my...

331
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,917
Mama!

332
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,000
(CONTINUES YELLING,
WHIMPERING)

333
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,917
Something got left behind.

334
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,667
What does Brenda have
that I don't?

335
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:17,083
BRENDA: Now this is the single
most important component,
the neuron synapse amplifier.

336
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,333
It's a highpowered
processor chip...

337
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:22,083
That increases the charge
in the human brain wave,

338
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,834
enough to move the machinery
that's now built
into your body.

339
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:30,250
Without this chip
The most powerful robotics
chip in the world

340
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:33,875
Your body couldn't
possibly function.

341
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,417
Any more questions?

342
00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:37,291
Nope, I'm fine.

343
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:40,542
Guess it just takes
a little getting used to,
you know?

344
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,041
Good.
Then I will just give you
your manual to study.

345
00:21:46,792 --> 00:21:48,917
(SPRINGING,
BIRD-CAWING SOUNDS)

346
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,542
Volume one.

347
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:04,792
Mmm-hmm.
Looks like the usual stuff,

348
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,166
extendolegs,
helicopter hat.

349
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:12,291
Guess I'm all set then.
BRENDA: Right. Oh!

350
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:15,667
There's one more thing.
I almost forgot.

351
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,875
It's important.

352
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,834
Your new wardrobe.

353
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,458
The Gadget suit.

354
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,000
Okay, so if you
want to operate
one of your gadgets,

355
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,000
you simply say
"Go-go gadget,"
and then you name the device.

356
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,834
Well, couldn't I say
something more official,
like...

357
00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:49,500
Like,
"In the name of justice."

358
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,291
(GIGGLES)
Well, you could,
but it wouldn't work.

359
00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:54,250
But "Go-go gadget,"
sounds so

360
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:56,458
My father designed
the program, and he...

361
00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:00,500
Oh! Oh, oh, oh,oh!
It's "Go-go gadget."

362
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,291
I really like it.
BRENDA: Okay.

363
00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:05,333
Good. I'm glad.

364
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:10,250
So, okay, let's say
there are two guys
trying to rob a jewelry store,

365
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:12,708
and you wanted
to trip 'em up
What would you do?

366
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:17,792
Okay, uh, let me think.
(JEOPARDY THEME PLAYS)

367
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,417
Go-go gadget
oil slick.

368
00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,959
That's not oil,
it's toothpaste!

369
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,750
Ooh! Ooh!
(LAUGHING)

370
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:36,166
(LAUGHING)
Stop it!

371
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,417
Whoa!
Say, "Go-go gadget,
stop"!

372
00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:51,000
Go-go, stop!
We're gonna need
some more work with you.

373
00:23:51,834 --> 00:23:53,792
(HUMMING)

374
00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:57,625
Try to visualize your goal.

375
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:02,750
Concentrate.

376
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:06,583
Put all other things
out of your head except

377
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,458
obtaining the balls.

378
00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:11,959
Okay.

379
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:16,625
He's just like
the, "Six Million Dollar Man."

380
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,291
(SIGHS)

381
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,542
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)

382
00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:31,625
What?

383
00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:36,458
(FALSETTO) Ungrip! Ungrip!
Turn it off!

384
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:40,083
(CHUCKLING)
Well, I guess $6,000,000
doesn't buy what it used to.

385
00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:42,625
(SWAMI CONTINUES
SCREAMING)
Excuse me.

386
00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:46,083
(FALSETTO)
He is not a man, you know.
He is a monster.

387
00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:47,333
(GROANING)

388
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:52,542
I've got something special
to show you. Ta-da!

389
00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,291
The Gadgetmobile.

390
00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:56,959
Wow.
It's for you.

391
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,333
I made it myself.

392
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,375
Come on.
You made me a car?

393
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:06,708
The only thing anybody's
ever made me before
is a sweater.

394
00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:08,959
All right.
Now, it may look simple,

395
00:25:08,959 --> 00:25:12,291
but this thing has
just about as many
factory extras as you do.

396
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,500
Come on!
Get in there!

397
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,834
Oh.
Watch the coat.

398
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,166
Okay.

399
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:22,875
(MECHANICAL
WHIRRING, BEEPING)

400
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:25,417
JOHN: Gosh, she's incredible.

401
00:25:25,417 --> 00:25:28,291
Oh, it's a he.
excuse me?

402
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:29,500
You'll see.

403
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,333
Okay, now,
it has voice activation,
ejection seats,

404
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:36,625
a power-assisted metamorphic
camouflage system,
a cardio-homing device.

405
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,208
then there's a periscope,
a candy...

406
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:41,625
Dr. Bradford,
there's something
I just have to ask you.

407
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:45,542
Oh, just say,
"Go-go Gadgetmobile."

408
00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:46,208
Yes, but will you...

409
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,375
"Go-go Gadgetmobile?"

410
00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:50,166
Good morning, Riverton!

411
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:54,375
Hey! Who's in the car?
I work alone.

412
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:57,583
Hey, before we hit the road,
I gotta tell you somethin'.

413
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,917
Duck!

414
00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:00,041
(GASPS)
I don't think
the car likes me.

415
00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:03,500
Who you callin' "car"?
I'm a crimefighting machine.

416
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,959
Watch this. Left turn!

417
00:26:05,959 --> 00:26:07,834
Haven't you fallen out yet?

418
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,875
No, sir, I haven't!

419
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:13,500
GADGETMOBILE:
Who are you, rookie?
I'm Officer John Brown,

420
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,208
and you're exceeding
the speed limit.

421
00:26:17,959 --> 00:26:22,208
Speed limits are for cars,
not the Gadgetmobile.

422
00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:23,959
Are you...
Are you talking to me?

423
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,458
Speakin' of the law, who's
not wearing a seat belt?

424
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:29,083
Gotta wear the belt, baby!
Hey!

425
00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:34,458
It's a Disney movie.
Now, I'm gonna fight me
some crime. Whoo!

426
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:36,959
More left turns!

427
00:26:36,959 --> 00:26:40,291
Could you slow down, please?
I... I get carsick.

428
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:41,917
You know what makes
me peoplesick?

429
00:26:41,917 --> 00:26:44,542
A rookie thinkin'
he's good enough for Dr. B.

430
00:26:44,542 --> 00:26:47,625
Not that it's your business,
but what makes you think I was

431
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,291
putting moves
on Dr. Bradford?

432
00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:52,417
Hey, I've got heat sensors.
I know what you were thinkin'

433
00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:54,041
when Dr. B. gave
you that smile.

434
00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:57,500
Now, look here. Come clean
with me, or I'm gonna
bounce you right outta here.

435
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:01,583
JOHN: I can assure you
my only interest in
Dr. Bradford is professional.

436
00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:05,917
(GADGETMOBILE LAUGHING)
"Professional," huh?

437
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:09,500
Well, good.
Keep it that way,
and that's an order.

438
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:13,333
You got it?
Uh, I'm the inspector,
you're the car.

439
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:16,250
I'll tell you what you are.
You're the... (BLUBBERING)

440
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,750
Don't make me go,
"De La Hoya" on you!

441
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,625
Isn't there an "off" button
or something? A "mute"?

442
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,291
Oh!
Sorry, sir!

443
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:28,625
Don't push my buttons
without readin' the manual!

444
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:29,458
Ooh, watch out there, now.

445
00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:33,083
Whoa!
(GADGETMOBILE LAUGHS)

446
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:37,834
Hmm?
Aw, man. I got a june bug
in my grille. (SPITS)

447
00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:39,959
JOHN:
Shouldn't we be working
together, helping people?

448
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:43,959
GADGETMOBILE:
Why didn't you say so?
(TIRES SCREECH)

449
00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:47,667
(GASPS)
Yo, Clouseau, 9 o'clock.

450
00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:48,667
Left, you idiot!
Over the lock!

451
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,417
Shut up and let me do it.
Please. Thank you.

452
00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:54,291
Very observant,
Gadgetmobile.

453
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,542
Time to do some good.
(THIEVES CONTINUE
ARGUING)

454
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,708
Lost your keys, fellas?

455
00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:04,583
Uh, keys Yeah, keys.

456
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,125
Allow me to help.

457
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:09,166
Ugh.
Say, "Bye bye"
to the rookie.

458
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:11,166
Here.
This ought to do it.

459
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:14,291
Oh. Thanks.

460
00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:17,875
Yo! Check out
the bowling shirt!

461
00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:19,500
JOHN: Huh.
I'm a bowler myself.
You work at the prison?

462
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:23,500
Uh, yeah. Work at the prison.
GADGETMOBILE: (WHISPERING)
Psst! Gadget!

463
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:27,333
I'll be getting
into the law enforcement
bowling league too.

464
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,708
There you are.
Drive carefully.
We'll see you.

465
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:33,333
That's it.
I can't take it anymore.
Step away from the Viper!

466
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,708
Hey, what's the big idea?

467
00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:37,708
Open your eyes ! we got
a couple of jailbreakers!

468
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:41,041
Well, then, we should
inform the prison guar...
Wait a minute!

469
00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:43,917
Let's split up.
I'll go after 'em,
and you say, "10-4"

470
00:28:43,917 --> 00:28:46,458
10-4!
(SIREN BLARING)

471
00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:50,500
Go-go gadget coils!

472
00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:54,542
Skates!
I meant skates!

473
00:28:54,542 --> 00:28:56,208
GADGETMOBILE:
Come here, Carl Lewis.

474
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:58,125
Uh, halt! Forward!

475
00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:01,834
Oh, for cryin' out loud.
Go-go forward, please!

476
00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:04,875
Oh, for Pete's sake!
Halt!

477
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:06,750
(GRUNTS)

478
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:10,375
Hello.
Sit back and enjoy the bars.

479
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:13,583
You'll be lookin' at 'em
for the next 20 years.
(LAUGHS)

480
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:16,333
(PANTING)
oh! Ooh!

481
00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:20,375
Uh-oh. Oh, gosh!
Ooh!

482
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:23,375
Go-go gadget
(MUFFLED)
Grappling hook!

483
00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:27,959
Whoa!

484
00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:31,458
(CROWD CHEERING)

485
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:35,959
Wowser!

486
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,750
MAN: (ON TV)
The Riverton Police Department
has a new cop on the beat.

487
00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,375
Here's Tira with the story.

488
00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,166
In an incredible display
of courage,

489
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:55,083
Riverton's
first cyber-crimefighter
heroically apprehended,

490
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:58,333
two escaped convicts
this afternoon
in the downtown area.

491
00:29:58,333 --> 00:30:02,333
The soon to be inspector will
be inducted into the Riverton
Police Department,

492
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,291
at a gala event
tomorrow night

493
00:30:04,291 --> 00:30:07,208
Why, it's that annoying
little security guard
from the institute.

494
00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:09,333
...Riverton's much admired
budget surplus to fund

495
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:14,000
So he's the lucky duck
they plucked for
the Gadget Program.

496
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,959
Ha! Irony abounds.

497
00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,542
SIKES: That's my cruller!
Gimme that!

498
00:30:18,542 --> 00:30:20,959
(CAT MEOWING)
(CHUCKLES)

499
00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:24,792
Sikes!
Yes, boss?

500
00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:29,458
Get my tuxedo ready.
Tomorrow promises to be
quite an evening.

501
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,417
So, anyone special
going tonight?

502
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,333
Well, the mayor,
the governor.

503
00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:40,959
Any doctors?

504
00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:45,166
Doctors?
You know, female doctors

505
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:48,166
Very attractive
female doctors.

506
00:30:49,959 --> 00:30:51,083
Wowser.

507
00:30:57,417 --> 00:30:59,917
(CROWD SCREAMS)
(TUBA BLARES)

508
00:31:04,417 --> 00:31:05,166
Is it that obvious?

509
00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:07,375
(SIGHS)
Come on, Uncle John.

510
00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:09,834
You just need to...
Loosen up, be cool.

511
00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:13,583
You been talking to my car?
What?

512
00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:15,708
JOHN: Huh. You'll see.
(CHUCKLES)

513
00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:21,375
PENNY: Fire!

514
00:31:22,542 --> 00:31:23,750
Wrong finger.

515
00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:27,250
PENNY: Careful.
(SNEEZES)

516
00:31:28,542 --> 00:31:31,166
(CROWD LAUGHING, CHATTERING)

517
00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:40,208
Excuse me. Inspector,
may I have this dance?

518
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:43,333
Oh. Why, sure.
Yeah. You betcha.

519
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,166
Uh, here.

520
00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:49,708
Let's see if I still
know how to do this.

521
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,875
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

522
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,417
(LAUGHING)

523
00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:01,750
(CROWD GASPS)

524
00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:04,250
Not bad, John Brown.

525
00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,291
May I cut in?

526
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:10,583
Hello. Sanford Scolex.
We were at Harvard together.

527
00:32:11,959 --> 00:32:16,166
We were?
Oh, you don't recognize me.
That's because I've changed.

528
00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:18,750
I was obese.

529
00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:21,917
(CHUCKLES)
Maybe you remember me better
like this.

530
00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:25,041
BRENDA: (GASPS) Yes!
(LAUGHS)

531
00:32:27,041 --> 00:32:28,250
Wow!

532
00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:32,208
Well, it's nice
to see you again.

533
00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:34,041
Here you go.
You look...

534
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:36,208
Different.

535
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:41,458
(CHUCKLES)
(COUGHS)

536
00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:43,542
Well, I'll go get us
some champagne.

537
00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:47,542
Oh, great idea!
Three flutes of bubbly,
please, Mr. Gizmo.

538
00:32:47,542 --> 00:32:49,083
(CHUCKLES)
We'll be right here.

539
00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:56,291
You know, Brenda...

540
00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:59,917
I'm not at all surprised
you became such
a renowned scientist.

541
00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:02,333
You were always the most
brilliant one in school.

542
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:04,583
BRENDA: (CHUCKLES) No, I...

543
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,333
I was a hard worker.

544
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:08,417
SCOLEX: Oh, I remember.

545
00:33:08,417 --> 00:33:12,542
I used to watch the way
you wrinkled your little nose,
concentrating on calculations.

546
00:33:12,542 --> 00:33:15,625
BRENDA: You did?
SCOLEX: Mmm.
You took my breath away.

547
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,834
I did.

548
00:33:16,834 --> 00:33:20,125
SCOLEX: Brenda, dance with me.

549
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,750
You remind me of a thing
Godzilla once said.
(WHOOPING)

550
00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:31,500
Tell me, what will you do
now that the Gadget Program
is completed?

551
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:34,500
Ooh. Oh.
Huh?

552
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,417
(CROWD GASPS)

553
00:33:36,417 --> 00:33:38,792
You're done with
the Gadget thing.

554
00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:41,792
Come and join me
at Scolex Industries.

555
00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:44,959
(CROWD MARVELING)
WOMAN: We'll be right here.

556
00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,000
Ahem.

557
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,375
I could only carry
two glasses.

558
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,333
Oh.

559
00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:57,458
A bientot, ma cherie

560
00:33:58,417 --> 00:33:59,500
(SLURPS)

561
00:34:01,959 --> 00:34:03,083
Ah!

562
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:08,500
(CHUCKLES) John...

563
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,625
(STAMMERING)
He just offered me a job.

564
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:14,542
He said that I would have
unlimited funding,

565
00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:16,375
my own lab...

566
00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:20,458
And complete control
of all my research.

567
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,542
But what about
your other research?

568
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:23,583
The Gadget Program.

569
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:26,333
Are you sure you've
worked out all the bugs?

570
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:31,125
Well, um...

571
00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:34,708
Oh, how touching.
The creator and the creation.

572
00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:36,250
(LAUGHS)
Excuse me, Inspector,

573
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:39,708
but the press would like
to take some photos of us
with our boys in blue.

574
00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:41,375
Let's go.
(SINGSONG) photo op.

575
00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:44,417
Okay. Come on.

576
00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,917
QUIMBY: get ready, boys.
Here's the dynamic duo.
The camera is your friend.

577
00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:48,667
(LAUGHING)

578
00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:50,125
MAN 1: Watch the birdie!
MAN 2: Get a big smile!

579
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:53,792
Chief, if you don't mind
my asking,

580
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,041
when do I get started
on my big case?

581
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,667
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, soon enough, Gadget.

582
00:34:57,667 --> 00:35:03,250
I have a few assignments
for you to cut your
teeth on first.

583
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:06,375
MAN 2: Big grin.
That's it. Inspector!
Over here, please!

584
00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:11,041
(INSPECTOR GADGET
THEME PLAYING)

585
00:35:20,542 --> 00:35:23,792
JOHN:
I've got to talk to the chief.
The trouble is he's not taking
me seriously.

586
00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:26,750
Oh, boo-hoo hoo, rookie.

587
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,083
Nobody likes a whiner.
Now, what are you gonna
do about it?

588
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:32,125
I'm ready to get tough
Real tough.

589
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,208
COP: Here comes Gadget.

590
00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:38,834
Hey, that your new partner,
Gadget?

591
00:35:38,834 --> 00:35:41,583
What you got,
a cat burglar?
A real felon, huh?

592
00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,291
the city's safe now.

593
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,875
COP: Cat got your tongue?

594
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:52,291
Inspector Gadget reporting,
sir, with the 13th...

595
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:54,792
That's a baker's dozen...
Kitten I've pulled
out of a tree this week.

596
00:35:54,792 --> 00:35:57,542
(MEOWING)
So?

597
00:35:57,542 --> 00:35:59,792
Permission
to speak freely, sir.
No.

598
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,041
(KITTEN MEOWS)

599
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:05,417
Well, if you're gonna pout.

600
00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:07,542
Thank you, sir.

601
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,583
What I want to say is that,

602
00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:12,750
while I appreciate
cute and fluffy as much
as the next officer,

603
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:17,625
I fear that the kitten rescue
patrol is a misuse
of my capabilities.

604
00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,041
Huh.

605
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,291
You know,
I don't get it, Gadget.
Every time you

606
00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:26,250
I won't be happy until
I've brought the murderers of
Artemus Bradford to justice.

607
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,000
Ah.

608
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,417
And I won't be happy
until you're off the force,

609
00:36:31,417 --> 00:36:36,333
and being sold,
piece by piece,
at some garage sale.

610
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:38,125
(KITTEN SLURPING)

611
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,208
I want that case, sir.

612
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,917
Well, I'll tell you,
the problem is the Bradford
case requires real police work

613
00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:46,166
and the fact is, you're not
a real police inspector.
(KITTEN BELCHES)

614
00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:52,083
You are not a real policeman.
You are just a publicity stunt
that we have to put up with.

615
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:54,417
So...

616
00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:58,166
Why don't you just
about-face and get
out of my office.

617
00:36:58,166 --> 00:36:59,917
(KITTEN WHIMPERS)

618
00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:13,333
Okiedokles, sir.

619
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:17,542
I've pretty much
completed Prometheus
per your specifications,

620
00:37:17,542 --> 00:37:21,083
and, I must say,
the likeness is really
quite convincing.

621
00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:24,917
Good. Imitation is
the sincerest form
of flattery, Kramer.

622
00:37:24,917 --> 00:37:28,417
Isn't that
Dr. Brenda Bradford's
Private data?

623
00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:30,291
Oh, yes.

624
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:34,417
I tapped into her files
and stole her research.

625
00:37:34,417 --> 00:37:36,291
Why would you do that?

626
00:37:36,291 --> 00:37:38,250
(IMITATING KRAMER)
"Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?"

627
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,125
(CACKLING, SIGHING)

628
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:45,458
(GRUNTING) Ah.
Oh, oh.

629
00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:47,875
Kramer, don't look
so nonplussed.

630
00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:54,583
Now that Dr. Bradford is part
of the Scolex team,
we share everything,

631
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:57,708
or at least we will.

632
00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:02,792
Oh, well, I think
sharing files is a great way
to bring the company together.

633
00:38:02,792 --> 00:38:05,917
You know, make sure we're all
singing off the same song
sheet, so to speak.

634
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:09,417
Imagine my relief
to have your support.

635
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,667
Anyway, sir, like I said,
without the chip,
I don't think...

636
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,375
Oh, so you made the chip.

637
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,959
Hey, that looks just like
the guy we almost killed.

638
00:38:16,959 --> 00:38:18,959
Oh, I didn't hear that!

639
00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:21,458
Chips ahoy.

640
00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,667
(GASPING)
(MUMBLING)

641
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:28,542
SIKES: Wow!
KRAMER: Oh, sweet lordy.

642
00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:31,333
Good morning, Robogadget.
(MUMBLING)

643
00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:33,041
You have just been animated,

644
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:36,542
by the most complex computer
technology in the world.

645
00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:40,375
What are you going
to do now?
(BELL DINGS)

646
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:41,959
I'm gonna kick some butt.

647
00:38:41,959 --> 00:38:44,583
(GASPING)
(LAUGHING)

648
00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,792
Very saucy.

649
00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:47,959
It looks so real.
Yow!

650
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:51,083
Oh!
(CACKLING) Very good, yes!

651
00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:53,792
Oh, Robo, nothing
can stop us now!

652
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:05,417
JOHN: Gotta make my own case.

653
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,125
B, b, b, b, b, b, b
Bradford.

654
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:28,000
(WHIRRING)

655
00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:41,083
Go-go gadget
magnifying glass.

656
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,208
Increase magnification.

657
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,333
Increase magnification.

658
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,041
"Si."
Go, go Spanish translation.

659
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:58,625
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
"Si" means "Yes."
JOHN: I knew it!

660
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,500
(WHIRRING)

661
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,208
Inspector Gadget,
can I have your autograph?

662
00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:07,208
Got any money?
uh-uh.

663
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:10,208
(SHOUTING)
(SCREAMING)

664
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,458
Ah!

665
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:24,583
(LAUGHING)

666
00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:26,583
RADIO: ♪Hey, now,
you're a rock star ♪
Yeah!

667
00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:29,417
♪ Get the show on, get paid

668
00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:32,792
♪ All that glitters is gold

669
00:40:32,792 --> 00:40:34,542
♪ Only shootin' stars... ♪

670
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,542
JOHN: All right,
so I'll rule out the Spanish.

671
00:40:36,542 --> 00:40:39,750
But what else
could "si" stand for?
"Space invaders"?

672
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,000
PENNY: Nah!
JOHN: "Scuba instructor"?

673
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,125
PENNY: No!
GADGETMOBILE: Hey, how about
"super idiot"?

674
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:47,834
JOHN: No, that's not it.
PENNY: Uncle John,

675
00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:50,250
I love you, but I think
you have a loose wire.

676
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,083
(LAUGHING)

677
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:58,333
Oh, what about that?

678
00:41:01,291 --> 00:41:03,500
"Scolex Industries."

679
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:07,125
Hello. Finally, there's
a detective in the house.

680
00:41:07,125 --> 00:41:12,000
Wait a minute.
If Scolex stole the foot,
then Scolex murdered Dr...

681
00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:14,792
Oh, no! Brenda!

682
00:41:17,417 --> 00:41:20,125
GADGETMOBILE: Time to work!

683
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:22,375
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Can you find the Scolex
building from here?

684
00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:25,375
Or should I
call the police?

685
00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:26,542
I am the police.

686
00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:27,500
PENNY: Hey, wait.
What about me?

687
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:30,166
GADGETMOBILE:
You're smarter than he is.

688
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:32,208
Stay in the car. I don't mind
babysitting you, Penny,

689
00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:35,792
but please tell the beagle
that that's an armrest,
not a chew toy.

690
00:41:35,792 --> 00:41:41,375
MAN: (ON TV) Inspector Gadget
apparently has gone berserk
in the downtown Riverton area.

691
00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:43,417
Eyewitnesses told me
that he was laughing

692
00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:46,834
while he maliciously stacked
these four cars.
What's gone wrong?

693
00:41:46,834 --> 00:41:49,333
Other reports indicate
that he's already caused
a major traffic accident,

694
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:54,750
destroyed private property
and set fire
to an elderly man's beard.

695
00:41:58,959 --> 00:42:00,667
JOHN: Go-go gadget
grappling hook.

696
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,834
Whoo! (SCREAMING)

697
00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:20,834
(TELEVISION REPORTER
CONTINUES)
John!

698
00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,000
What happened?

699
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,917
I'll go get Scolex.
Maybe he can help.

700
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:29,208
Brenda, it's not safe here.
Scolex is a liar and a thief
and...

701
00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:31,667
Let's just say
he's not a very good guy.

702
00:42:31,667 --> 00:42:34,041
Go home!
Lock your doors!

703
00:42:34,041 --> 00:42:38,708
Stay alive!
Whatever happens,
I will find you.

704
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:46,125
Oh, too far!
Whoa!

705
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:49,542
(SCREAMING, THUDDING)
That hurt!

706
00:42:52,041 --> 00:42:53,750
(GROANING, COUGHING)

707
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:06,166
Wowser. I knew it.

708
00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:11,667
You'll pay for this, Scolex.

709
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,625
Go-go suction shoes.

710
00:43:15,542 --> 00:43:16,667
Hello?

711
00:43:17,959 --> 00:43:19,083
Hello?

712
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,708
Sandy, is that you?

713
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:26,250
(GASPING)
wow!

714
00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:28,542
I finally get to meet you.
Y...

715
00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:30,750
Sandy built me
to your specifications.

716
00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:32,834
You're me?

717
00:43:32,834 --> 00:43:35,708
We are like totally twins.

718
00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:37,250
You must be Brenda.

719
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:40,542
Sandy was right.
I'm you. Only prettier.

720
00:43:40,542 --> 00:43:44,208
We probably share brain waves.
Are you thinking about gelato
right now?

721
00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:45,625
'Cause I am.

722
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:50,208
I gotta go find John.

723
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,834
Don't you wanna hang out?

724
00:43:59,667 --> 00:44:01,750
(SIKES SNORING)

725
00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:24,917
John!

726
00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:27,667
(LAUGHING)

727
00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:31,834
Outside! It's so beautiful!

728
00:44:31,834 --> 00:44:35,834
Hey, Brenda,
let's hang out, okay?
Have some quality girl time.

729
00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:53,458
(CONTINUES SNORING)

730
00:44:58,583 --> 00:44:59,834
Gotcha!

731
00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:01,291
(BEEPING)
Whoa!

732
00:45:02,041 --> 00:45:03,583
(SCREAMING)

733
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:08,000
Huh?
Go-go gadget blades.

734
00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:11,834
Huh?
(GRUNTING)

735
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,708
We have a blader.
Repeat

736
00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:15,083
(CONTINUES INDISTINCT)

737
00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:20,125
(GRUNTS)
SIKES: You can run,
but you can't hide.

738
00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:21,708
Go-go gadget brake!

739
00:45:22,834 --> 00:45:25,041
(GRUNTING)
(CACKLING)

740
00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:27,375
(WHIRRING)

741
00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:31,041
Smile!

742
00:45:31,041 --> 00:45:32,875
John!
(SINGING)

743
00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:35,875
♪ I got a wild
wild life ♪
Don't you ever stop?

744
00:45:35,875 --> 00:45:39,792
Oh, this is so much more cool
than hanging out in that lab.

745
00:45:39,792 --> 00:45:43,041
All Sandy ever wants to
talk about is that gross foot.

746
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:47,542
(ELECTRONIC GIGGLING)

747
00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:49,834
What foot?

748
00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:52,750
The one he stole
and copied to make me.
(LAUGHING)

749
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:55,417
Brenda, I'm programmed
to be a cheerleader.

750
00:45:55,417 --> 00:45:57,125
(CROWD CHEERING)
Watch!

751
00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:59,166
Ready? Okay!

752
00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:00,083
(CHANTING) B-R-E-N-D-A

753
00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:02,875
♪ Brenda
That spells Brenda ♪

754
00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:04,667
(VOICE TRAILS OFF)

755
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:11,583
Greetings, Inspector.

756
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:13,750
Glad you could drop in.

757
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:15,917
I owe you one, Scolex.
Oh?

758
00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:18,375
You blew up me
and my Chevette,

759
00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:19,625
and I really liked that car.

760
00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:24,166
Well, you crushed my hand,
and I really liked
that hand,

761
00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:28,083
so, go, go
get over it.

762
00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:30,000
JOHN: I don't know what
you're up to, Scolex,

763
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,417
but you'll
never get away with it.

764
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:35,542
(CACKLING)
Oh, how cliché,  Inspector.

765
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:40,792
I think somebody's been
watching too many Saturday
morning cartoons.

766
00:46:40,792 --> 00:46:42,083
Hmm?
Huh?

767
00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:45,041
Huh?

768
00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:48,417
Unfortunately, Gadget,
in the real world...

769
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,792
Evil quite often prevails.

770
00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:53,834
I'm afraid so.
Pull him up.

771
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:03,041
Now, look how your replacement
is helping people...

772
00:47:03,041 --> 00:47:06,959
(CACKLING)
To cross the street.
JOHN: Hey.

773
00:47:06,959 --> 00:47:08,250
He looks just like me.

774
00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:10,458
I don't get it.

775
00:47:10,458 --> 00:47:12,792
Why would you do this?
To make teachers!

776
00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:15,041
Shut up!
Oh. (WHIMPERING)

777
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,917
I'll tell you why.

778
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:25,417
To make techno-warriors
that never get tired,

779
00:47:25,417 --> 00:47:26,959
never get hungry...

780
00:47:26,959 --> 00:47:28,959
And never say "no."

781
00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:35,166
Every army in the world
will be made up
of my creations.

782
00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:39,542
Imagine the confusion,
Gadget, huh?

783
00:47:39,542 --> 00:47:41,000
Imagine the perks.

784
00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:45,333
Comprende?

785
00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:48,542
Yeah, I comprende.

786
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,708
(WINCES)

787
00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:52,500
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

788
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:55,208
I comprendo.
Yo comprendo.

789
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:57,667
Conjugate the verb,
for pity's sake.
Oh.

790
00:47:57,667 --> 00:47:59,625
Pull the N.S.A. chip
before he butchers
another language.

791
00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:00,917
You're kidding, right?

792
00:48:00,917 --> 00:48:04,166
Okay. You see?
He's always kidding.

793
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:05,834
I never know.
SCOLEX: This time no.

794
00:48:05,834 --> 00:48:09,083
I want to make sure
nobody else can develop
their own android.

795
00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:12,875
Do it, or you'll
be building yourself
a new head.

796
00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:14,417
Oh.
(CHUCKLES, GRUNTS)

797
00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:16,667
"New head."

798
00:48:18,959 --> 00:48:22,000
Okay, I am not here
right now.

799
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,208
I am on the beach
with dolphins, and, oh, hi,
look at this starfish.

800
00:48:26,208 --> 00:48:27,458
I don't feel so good.

801
00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:32,708
I'm sorry, Gadget.
Good help is so hard
to find these days.

802
00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,834
Would you mind
if I do the honors, hmm?

803
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,291
Well, here goes.

804
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,583
Arrivederci. Ciao, ciao.

805
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:47,750
Goodbye, Mr. Chip.

806
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:48,542
Dump this idiot
in the junkyard.

807
00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:51,583
SIKES: Yes, boss.

808
00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:54,875
(CACKLING)
Oh, no, not that idiot.
This one.

809
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:57,208
(GRUNTS)
Oh, I wish you'd be
more specific.

810
00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:59,250
There's an awful lot
of idiots around here.

811
00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:02,291
(COMPUTER KEYS CLICKING)

812
00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:03,792
Attention, Robogadget.

813
00:49:03,792 --> 00:49:06,250
Destroy the city
and have some fun.

814
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,333
ROBOGADGET: Okay, boss.
You with the beard, come here.

815
00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:11,834
Hello? John?
Anybody home?
(TIRES SQUEALING)

816
00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:14,542
You sit back
and enjoy the ride, Penny.
I'm driving. (LAUGHING)

817
00:49:14,542 --> 00:49:18,875
Hey, remember, kids.
I'm a professional car,
so don't try this at home.

818
00:49:18,875 --> 00:49:22,000
Penny, where's your uncle?
I thought he was with you.

819
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,083
(SIGHS)

820
00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:25,083
This is bad.

821
00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:26,417
Come on, Penny.
We gotta find him.

822
00:49:26,417 --> 00:49:28,333
There's something
rotten in Riverton.

823
00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:33,166
COP: Where you going, Gadget?
The chief is
very upset with you.

824
00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:34,792
I'm gonna
have to arrest you. Hey!

825
00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:36,166
Get your hands off me!

826
00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:38,708
(SCREAMING) Officer down!
Strike!

827
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:44,291
Next time you pay for
a gadget, don't forget
the extended warranty.

828
00:49:44,291 --> 00:49:45,792
(KNOCKING)
What?

829
00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:54,959
Let's talk, chief.
(CLICKS)

830
00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:59,208
Sure. What do you
What do you want to talk
about? Politics?

831
00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:00,625
The Florida Marlins?

832
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,792
II know you're upset
about yesterday.

833
00:50:04,792 --> 00:50:06,542
That was the job talking.
The truth is...

834
00:50:06,542 --> 00:50:08,250
I want you I want you
on the Bradford case.

835
00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:13,417
In fact, I... I want you
to lead the Bradford case.

836
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:15,458
I think...

837
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,333
TOGETHER: Freeze!
Hold it right there!

838
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,792
Shoot him!
(YELLING)

839
00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:21,917
(GROWLING)

840
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:24,417
Adios,  boys!

841
00:50:25,083 --> 00:50:26,333
Whee!

842
00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:29,792
♪ Wild thing

843
00:50:31,417 --> 00:50:35,125
♪ You make my heart sing

844
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:38,792
♪ You make everything

845
00:50:39,667 --> 00:50:41,834
♪ Come on, wild thing ♪

846
00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:52,333
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)

847
00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:00,208
(GROWLING, LAUGHING)

848
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:08,208
Ladies, I don't like
the looks of this.

849
00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:12,792
PENNY: What would
Uncle John be doing here?

850
00:51:12,792 --> 00:51:14,041
I mean...

851
00:51:15,041 --> 00:51:17,083
Are you sure we picked up
the right signal?

852
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,125
GADGETMOBILE: Of course,
I have the right signal.

853
00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:20,250
You know I have lojack
on my father's side.

854
00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:23,375
(GROWLING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

855
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:31,583
(SCREAMING IN JAPANESE)

856
00:51:45,375 --> 00:51:47,208
GADGETMOBILE:
Uh-oh, I don't like this.

857
00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:50,166
See, I know what dogs do
when they're nervous.
Stop!

858
00:51:51,834 --> 00:51:53,458
Uncle John!
BRENDA: Penny!

859
00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:56,792
Uncle John!
(GRUNTING)

860
00:51:56,792 --> 00:51:58,583
Penny!
Uncle John!

861
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,000
(GRUNTING)

862
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:07,583
No! Uncle John!
Wake up!

863
00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:15,166
Please, don't tell me.

864
00:52:15,917 --> 00:52:17,250
(SIGHS) No.

865
00:52:17,834 --> 00:52:20,166
The N.S.A. chip is gone.

866
00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:27,166
He doesn't need the chip.

867
00:52:28,959 --> 00:52:30,125
He's got the heart.

868
00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:31,792
He can do it all by himself.

869
00:52:31,792 --> 00:52:35,125
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

870
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:03,542
(WHIMPERING)

871
00:53:05,041 --> 00:53:06,250
Hmm?

872
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:09,125
(INSPECTOR GADGET
THEME PLAYS)

873
00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:13,667
Can't be.

874
00:53:14,834 --> 00:53:17,208
John?
Uncle John?

875
00:53:17,208 --> 00:53:19,000
John, can you hear us?

876
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,750
He's alive.

877
00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:24,000
Brenda.

878
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,458
Penny?
You're alive.

879
00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:29,291
BRENDA: It's a miracle.

880
00:53:29,291 --> 00:53:31,291
He doesn't need the chip.

881
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:34,000
It's my Uncle John,
that's what it is.

882
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,875
(GRUNTS)
Whoa.

883
00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:38,250
(BARKS)
(GIGGLES)

884
00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:39,375
Way to go, rookie.

885
00:53:39,375 --> 00:53:41,250
We'll make a cop
out of you yet.

886
00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:46,250
Buckle up, kids,
and stick some newspaper
under that beagle.

887
00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:49,875
This engine's only got
two speeds, "Fast"
and "Whoo, what was that?"

888
00:53:52,041 --> 00:53:53,708
Where's Scolex?
GADGETMOBILE: I'll find him.
You drive.

889
00:53:53,708 --> 00:53:57,708
Let's see what you can do,
Gadgetmobile,
'cause I feel the need...

890
00:53:57,708 --> 00:53:59,208
The need for speed.

891
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,208
(PENNY GIGGLING,
SCREAMING)

892
00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:09,458
Now, if I'm home late,
it just means it took
a little extra time

893
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:12,750
to overthrow Scolex's
evil empire, okay?

894
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,708
PENNY: Okay!
GADGETMOBILE: Later, Penny.

895
00:54:14,708 --> 00:54:16,917
(BRENDA SCREAMING)

896
00:54:16,917 --> 00:54:18,125
Left turn!

897
00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:19,875
Right turn!

898
00:54:20,917 --> 00:54:23,625
(SCREAMS)
Where'd they go?

899
00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:26,959
Heads up, baby!
Evil dude's limo at 12:00.

900
00:54:26,959 --> 00:54:29,125
BRENDA: Left turn!
JOHN: Got it!

901
00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:30,792
Okay, take the wheel.

902
00:54:30,792 --> 00:54:33,583
Right!
JOHN: When I give you
the signal, slow down.

903
00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:35,500
Okay! (PANTING)

904
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,375
Okay. Whoo!

905
00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:42,125
Now!
(BRENDA GRUNTING)

906
00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:44,333
(GROANING) Gotcha!

907
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,083
Nice aim, doc!

908
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:49,500
Thank you.

909
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:52,750
You're under arrest
for the murder
of Artemus Bradford, Scolex.

910
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:54,417
God, you're irritating.

911
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:57,291
And you...

912
00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:59,667
You're under arrest
for impersonating
a police officer.

913
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,959
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, what a tangled web
we weave

914
00:55:01,959 --> 00:55:03,333
SCOLEX: Get rid of him.

915
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:07,625
(CACKLING)

916
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:15,125
You just ran a stop sign.
Whoa!

917
00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:21,458
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Hot foot. Hot, hot, hot.

918
00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:24,250
Oh, whoo!
Go-go gadget skis.

919
00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:27,583
Go-go gadget snow.

920
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:29,333
Go-go gadget water.

921
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:32,875
Go-go gadget...

922
00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:35,625
Mommy!

923
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:41,333
SCOLEX: Hmm?

924
00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:43,166
JOHN: Whoa!

925
00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:44,500
(GASPING)

926
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,750
(LAUGHING)

927
00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:53,500
Whoa!

928
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,250
GADGETMOBILE:
Hey, stretch, pull over.

929
00:56:07,917 --> 00:56:09,458
(CACKLING)

930
00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:12,000
(GASPS)

931
00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:17,375
Hey, you don't bump
the Gadgetmobile.

932
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,208
The Gadgetmobile bumps you.

933
00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:22,625
(GRUNTS)

934
00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:27,375
I'll go get him, boss.
Sit tight.

935
00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:30,000
(GRUNTING)

936
00:56:32,333 --> 00:56:34,375
BRENDA AND GADGETMOBILE:
Watch out behind you!

937
00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,667
ROBOGADGET:
We're gonna have some fun.

938
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:40,375
(BOTH GRUNTING)

939
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:46,625
GADGETMOBILE:
I'm gonna make you
into a compact.

940
00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:49,041
Whoo!
Time for a bat turn.

941
00:56:49,041 --> 00:56:52,041
Don't lose that limo!
GADGETMOBILE:
On the case, doc!

942
00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:56,417
(WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING)

943
00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:01,917
ROBOGADGET:
You know how to dance,
don't you?

944
00:57:01,917 --> 00:57:05,667
Actually, I was taking lessons
not long ago, in the hope...

945
00:57:05,667 --> 00:57:07,667
Shut up and dance!
That one day I...

946
00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:08,917
Uh-oh.

947
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,458
(CACKLING)

948
00:57:12,458 --> 00:57:14,250
(BULLETS CLANGING)

949
00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:18,125
(CHATTERING)

950
00:57:19,458 --> 00:57:21,375
Go-go gadget air bag.

951
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:26,875
Ooh! Ooh!
Ah!

952
00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:30,750
(TIRES SCREECHING)

953
00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:34,375
Oh, Sikes, you lost her.

954
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:36,125
SIKES: I'm gonna try
to find her, boss.

955
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,583
It's not good, sir.

956
00:57:39,583 --> 00:57:41,875
GADGETMOBILE:
Let's use the element
of surprise.

957
00:57:43,458 --> 00:57:45,333
Oh, surprise.

958
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:47,708
Brenda, what
a pleasant surprise.

959
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,041
Brenda, Brenda.

960
00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:53,125
You!

961
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:57,959
Stop, Claw!

962
00:57:57,959 --> 00:57:58,959
Brenda, Brenda, Brenda.

963
00:57:58,959 --> 00:58:02,125
You know, I love it
when you call me "Claw."

964
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,333
So what's new?
Hello...
You killed my father!

965
00:58:08,041 --> 00:58:10,083
(GRUNTING)

966
00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:17,125
(WHIRRING)

967
00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:19,291
Time.
(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

968
00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:24,458
Gadget here.
GADGETMOBILE:
It's about Brenda, partner.

969
00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:27,417
Yeah?
Scolex is taking her
to the roof.

970
00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:29,917
I'd save her, but I can't
fit in the elevator.

971
00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:31,542
I'm on my way.

972
00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:34,208
You know what they say about
nice guys finishing last?

973
00:58:34,208 --> 00:58:35,166
Huh?

974
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:37,166
Well, they were wrong.

975
00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:39,166
Go-go gadget
oil slick.

976
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,291
Toothpaste?
Whaa!

977
00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:50,583
What happened to you?

978
00:58:50,583 --> 00:58:51,959
Let me put it this way.

979
00:58:51,959 --> 00:58:54,500
I got the skittles
kicked out of me.

980
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,792
I'll be right back.

981
00:58:56,792 --> 00:59:00,166
GADGETMOBILE: Oh. Penny,
why are you here?
Evidence!

982
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:04,291
(GROWLING)

983
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,625
Hey, Gadget.
It's a clip-on.

984
00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:13,083
(GRUNTS) Whoa!

985
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:16,000
(EXCLAIMING)

986
00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:19,542
(ROBOGADGET LAUGHING)

987
00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:25,750
Okay, Brain. No, no, no,
Brain, you go that way.

988
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:27,041
I'll go this way.

989
00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:29,875
(SIKES GROANING)

990
00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:32,875
I gotta destroy the evidence.
Why couldn't it be a finger?

991
00:59:32,875 --> 00:59:36,208
I could be working
at my dad's store right now...

992
00:59:36,208 --> 00:59:38,583
Selling nails, hammers
and power drills.

993
00:59:38,583 --> 00:59:40,875
Yes!
Power drills rock!

994
00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:44,208
Get in there!
(GROANING)

995
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,917
(METAL CLANGING)

996
00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:49,125
(GRUNTING)

997
00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:54,083
Well, who are you?

998
00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:55,917
Whoa, there, big boy.

999
00:59:57,083 --> 00:59:59,417
Um, hi, there.

1000
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,750
Hello.

1001
01:00:01,750 --> 01:00:03,500
Why's that foot
in the toilet?

1002
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:08,875
I was, uh,
I was cleaning it.

1003
01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:10,291
So what's your name?

1004
01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:14,166
Uh, I'm Sikes.

1005
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:18,917
You know, Sikes, you look
more like the kind of guy
who should be, um...

1006
01:00:19,834 --> 01:00:20,917
Uh...

1007
01:00:22,458 --> 01:00:25,333
Helping someone pick out
good weather stripping.

1008
01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:32,291
My old man had
a hardware store.

1009
01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:36,834
(PHONE RINGING)
ROBOGADGET:
Telephone!

1010
01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:39,375
It's mine.

1011
01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,208
Hello?
GIRLS: Hi, Mr. Gadget.

1012
01:00:48,208 --> 01:00:50,125
Nicole and Kim, how'd you get
the number of my hand?

1013
01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:52,125
GIRLS: From Penny.
Is she there?

1014
01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,458
Penny isn't here right now,
but you can call her at home,
okay?

1015
01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:56,417
GIRLS: She's not home,
but we'll try her again.
Okay, bye.

1016
01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,166
GIRLS: Bye.
What do they mean,
she's not at home?

1017
01:00:58,166 --> 01:01:00,792
(SCREAMING)

1018
01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:09,125
(GROWLING)

1019
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,083
Whee, whee!

1020
01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:15,458
Oh! Oh, no!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh!

1021
01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:17,875
(CACKLING)

1022
01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:26,375
BRENDA: I don't get it, Claw.
What's your plan now?

1023
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,834
SCOLEX: Since my dreams for
a global robotic empire...

1024
01:01:28,834 --> 01:01:31,166
(BRAIN GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)

1025
01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:33,458
Mongrel! My pants!
Oh, God!

1026
01:01:37,291 --> 01:01:38,625
Mongrel.

1027
01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:43,000
Next thing you know...

1028
01:01:43,708 --> 01:01:45,041
Next thing you know,

1029
01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:46,834
you're a minion.

1030
01:01:46,834 --> 01:01:48,667
(SOBBING)
You're a minion.

1031
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,583
I'm a minion.

1032
01:01:57,750 --> 01:01:59,208
Ooh! Oh!

1033
01:02:00,667 --> 01:02:01,959
Ow, ow!

1034
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Uncle.

1035
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,542
Hey, hey, don't touch that.

1036
01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:11,083
(CROWD GASPING)

1037
01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:15,208
ROBOGADGET: Hey. Hey,

1038
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:17,208
what'd you do that for?

1039
01:02:17,208 --> 01:02:18,792
We shouldn't be fighting.

1040
01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:21,542
We've got a lot in common,
except I've got nicer teeth.

1041
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:27,375
I'd hoped that we could've
worked together,
been partners.

1042
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:28,959
Together, you and I could've

1043
01:02:28,959 --> 01:02:31,542
(IMITATING BRITISH ACCENT)
ruled the world.

1044
01:02:31,542 --> 01:02:33,333
You should've quit
while you were ahead.

1045
01:02:34,458 --> 01:02:35,875
Cannonball!

1046
01:02:36,875 --> 01:02:38,417
(LAUGHING)

1047
01:02:39,667 --> 01:02:42,125
Ooh! Ooh la la!

1048
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:43,875
(WOMEN WHOOPING)

1049
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:46,417
Go-go gadget chopper.

1050
01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:52,375
Contact.

1051
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:57,708
(WHEEZING)

1052
01:03:07,834 --> 01:03:10,500
Whoa! Whoa! whoa!
Whoa!

1053
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,959
How do ya... Whoa...
Fly this thing?

1054
01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:18,583
Oh! Oh, no!
Go, go back.

1055
01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:21,333
Up, up, up, up.
Good, good, good, good.
Oh, bad, bad, bad.

1056
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,625
(SCREAMING)

1057
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:27,792
My hair!

1058
01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:31,792
Sit back and relax, darling.
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1059
01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:36,458
(SCREAMING)

1060
01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:44,917
Whoa!

1061
01:03:44,917 --> 01:03:47,542
Hey!
I can see my house from here.

1062
01:03:47,542 --> 01:03:48,625
Whoa!

1063
01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:49,667
Two things, Scolex!

1064
01:03:49,667 --> 01:03:52,792
One, you are
completely insane.

1065
01:03:52,792 --> 01:03:54,875
And two,
I liked you better fat.

1066
01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:56,041
(GASPS)

1067
01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:57,625
(MEOWS)

1068
01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:02,542
Bring on the brownies!
Ha!

1069
01:04:02,542 --> 01:04:05,333
Wheel in the waffles!

1070
01:04:05,333 --> 01:04:08,000
I'm ready to binge!
(LAUGHING)

1071
01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:16,792
Darn! That fellow
will not give us a break!

1072
01:04:16,792 --> 01:04:20,166
For the third time
Sanford Scolex,

1073
01:04:20,166 --> 01:04:22,041
you are under arrest!

1074
01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:26,500
No!

1075
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,959
Go, go, go, go, go, go,
Gadget!

1076
01:04:31,917 --> 01:04:33,917
(SCOLEX CACKLING)

1077
01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:41,500
John!
Oh, no!

1078
01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:45,208
SCOLEX:
Let me give you a lift.

1079
01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:48,375
(CACKLING)
Where can I drop you off?

1080
01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:50,208
JOHN: I'd answer, but I doubt
you really care.

1081
01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:55,208
John! I'm up here!
Take my hand!

1082
01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:57,375
Hi, John. How are you
doing down there?

1083
01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:04,208
John!
(IMITATING BRENDA) "John!"

1084
01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:08,333
BRENDA:
John, I know you can save us!
Think of something!

1085
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:09,959
JOHN: I'm working on it.

1086
01:05:09,959 --> 01:05:13,166
(INSPECTOR GADGET THEME
PLAYING)

1087
01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:21,250
Hurry! (GRUNTING)

1088
01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:27,750
(SWAMI'S VOICE ECHOING)
Try to visualize your goal.

1089
01:05:34,291 --> 01:05:35,417
(GASPING)

1090
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:40,250
(YELLS, SCREAMS)

1091
01:05:44,291 --> 01:05:45,708
Back to the drawing board!

1092
01:05:47,542 --> 01:05:49,417
Brenda, jump!
Right on my back!

1093
01:05:49,417 --> 01:05:52,125
Oh, Brenda, don't jump.
For god's sake, we can
work this out, darling.

1094
01:05:52,125 --> 01:05:54,500
Sweetie pie, really!
(SCREAMING)

1095
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,750
My God.
Me I'm out of control.

1096
01:06:03,417 --> 01:06:05,291
(BRENDA SCREAMING)

1097
01:06:06,792 --> 01:06:09,458
JOHN: Go-go gadget air brakes.
Go-go gadget airplane.

1098
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:11,291
I don't know what
to go, go anymore!

1099
01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:13,166
BRENDA:
Didn't you read the manual?
Try something else!

1100
01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:17,291
Go-go gadget glider.
Go-go gadget balloon.
Go-go gadget parachute.

1101
01:06:17,291 --> 01:06:19,333
Go-go gadget
giant trampoline.

1102
01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:22,083
Go-go gadget circus net.
Go-go gadget featherbed.
Go-go gadget hay wagon.

1103
01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:25,792
Go-go gadget bubble wrap.
Go-go gadget parasail.
Parakeet.

1104
01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:27,500
Paraglider. Parasol.

1105
01:06:29,291 --> 01:06:32,500
Umbrella?
John, you did it.

1106
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:36,125
You saved our lives.
I did? I guess I did.

1107
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:37,625
Wowser!

1108
01:06:37,625 --> 01:06:39,834
Just watch out
for the big head.
Understood.

1109
01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:42,792
You know, arrogance
can sneak up on you.
No, that big head!

1110
01:06:42,792 --> 01:06:44,750
(SCREAMING)
Oh, no.

1111
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,834
(SCREAMING)

1112
01:06:50,834 --> 01:06:54,542
John!
Are you okay?

1113
01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:02,083
Gadget.

1114
01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:05,417
Oh, hello, Brenda.

1115
01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:07,625
Are you breathing?

1116
01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:10,417
I think so.

1117
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:15,834
How's your central vallecular
equilibrator feeling?

1118
01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:18,166
It feels pretty good.

1119
01:07:18,166 --> 01:07:20,834
And how's your auto-axle
lubricator functioning?

1120
01:07:20,834 --> 01:07:22,166
It's functioning fully.

1121
01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:37,583
Oh, Gadget.
What is it?

1122
01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:39,542
Is my occipital piston
slipping?

1123
01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:41,208
BRENDA: No.

1124
01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:43,166
I just never realized

1125
01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:46,375
what beautiful brown eyes
you have.

1126
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:56,750
(SCOLEX SCREAMING)

1127
01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:00,750
It's a high-fly Scolex.

1128
01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:02,083
The Gadgetmobile
pulls under it.

1129
01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:04,667
The crowd's going crazy.

1130
01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:06,708
He makes the catch!
(MEOWS)

1131
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:08,291
We made it!

1132
01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:12,208
Ladies and gentlemen, Scolex
is out and that is the game!

1133
01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:16,417
Final score,
Gadgetmobile one,
Scolex zippo.

1134
01:08:16,417 --> 01:08:19,583
And the fans rush the field.
(CHUCKLES)

1135
01:08:19,583 --> 01:08:22,333
No autographs, please.
Please, y'all, come on, now.

1136
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:24,083
Freeze! Get back!

1137
01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:26,583
Gentlemen, there's been
some kind of a mistake.

1138
01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:28,583
PENNY: Chief!

1139
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:30,583
Oh, sorry, kiddo.

1140
01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:32,417
I'm gonna have to place
your uncle under arrest.

1141
01:08:32,417 --> 01:08:34,250
COP: Freeze!
Don't move, Gadget!

1142
01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:36,834
Well, I just thought
you'd wanna know
That Sanford Scolex

1143
01:08:36,834 --> 01:08:40,959
created an evil version
of my uncle
to terrorize Riverton.

1144
01:08:40,959 --> 01:08:42,083
Is that true?

1145
01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:45,166
Every word of it.
She's an amazing young woman.

1146
01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:49,542
She held up a mirror
to my misguided ways
in the service of Mr. Scolex.

1147
01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,291
I'm sorry, Chief.

1148
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:56,417
Here's the foot.
I didn't know any better.

1149
01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:57,208
Et tu,  Sikes?

1150
01:08:57,208 --> 01:09:00,000
Cover him, men!
(ALL GRUNTING)

1151
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,875
GADGETMOBILE:
They're all yours, fellas.

1152
01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:07,667
Wowser.

1153
01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:14,458
Excuse me!
Press!

1154
01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:16,583
Excuse me!
Mayor on the premises.

1155
01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:18,208
The shepherd needs her sheep.

1156
01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:20,917
Yes, it is a credit to myself
and my administration,

1157
01:09:20,917 --> 01:09:26,458
that we had the courage
to believe in and initiate
the gadget program.

1158
01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:30,291
(CHATTERING)
SCOLEX:
Arrivederci,  Gadget!

1159
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:33,417
This is not goodbye.

1160
01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:35,375
I'll get you next
time, Gadget.

1161
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:36,834
I'll get you.

1162
01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,542
JOHN: Wowser.

1163
01:09:42,542 --> 01:09:44,917
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1164
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,500
GADGETMOBILE:
A happy ending.

1165
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:58,500
(SIGHS) What could be
better than true love?

1166
01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,333
Ooh, cute little bug.

1167
01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:01,917
Wait up, Fraeulein.
(HONKING)

1168
01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:04,959
Did you know I speak German?
Fahrvergnugen,  baby.

1169
01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:08,542
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1170
01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:22,125
♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

1171
01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:25,125
Hello, and welcome
to RoboBrendaerobics,

1172
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,792
where I'll be your host,
RoboBrenda.

1173
01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,792
Follow me.
It's gonna be fast.

1174
01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:33,375
And kick, and kick, and kick,
and fall.

1175
01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:34,834
♪ Inspector Gadget

1176
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:41,250
♪ Inspector Gadget
Ooh, ooh

1177
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,458
♪ Inspector Gadget

1178
01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:47,708
♪ Gadget
Inspector Gadget ♪

1179
01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:50,959
Hi.

1180
01:10:50,959 --> 01:10:52,500
My name is Sikes.

1181
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:53,875
TOGETHER: Hi, Sikes.

1182
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,166
SIKES: And I'm a minion.

1183
01:10:55,166 --> 01:10:58,500
But it's been 30 days
since I last kissed up
to anyone!

1184
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:59,917
(CHEERING)

1185
01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:03,875
♪ Go, Gadget, go ♪

1186
01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:09,166
PENNY:
This is the coolest watch.

1187
01:11:09,166 --> 01:11:12,375
It's a radio, a computer,
even a phone.

1188
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,417
Testing, testing.

1189
01:11:14,417 --> 01:11:16,834
Brain, say something.
Come in. Over.

1190
01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:20,959
DON ADAMS' VOICE:
Brain is not here.

1191
01:11:20,959 --> 01:11:24,166
Please leave a message
at the sound of the woof.

1192
01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:25,250
Woof!

1193
01:11:26,917 --> 01:11:28,542
(BEEPING)

1194
01:11:28,542 --> 01:11:30,959
Hey, thanks for watching
my movie.

1195
01:11:30,959 --> 01:11:32,375
Yeah, my movie.

1196
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,708
Even though we called it
Inspector Gadget.

1197
01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:36,375
I know you all are wondering.

1198
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,625
Things with the Volkswagen
are working out real good.

1199
01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:41,625
We got married in Las Vegas
in a drive-through chapel.

1200
01:11:41,625 --> 01:11:44,875
We're expecting
a little subcompact
any day now.

1201
01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,458
Thinking of calling him
"The Love Bug,"

1202
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:50,417
which is in no way
a plug for my employer,
the Walt Disney company.

1203
01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:53,792
Although when our little one
is old enough,
his first words will be,

1204
01:11:53,792 --> 01:11:55,500
"I'm going to Disneyland!"

1205
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:58,000
But don't any of you leave
for theme parks just yet.

1206
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,834
All these fine people in
the credits made me look good.

1207
01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:15,750
♪ You can call me
when you want me

1208
01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:17,542
♪ if you need a friend
you got me

1209
01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,834
♪ I'll be your everything

1210
01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:22,333
♪ fulfill your every dream

1211
01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,583
♪ We can do it automatic

1212
01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:26,708
♪ I just call out
go, go, gadget

1213
01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:28,750
♪ I'll be your everything

1214
01:12:28,750 --> 01:12:32,750
♪ you'll see I'm everything
you want and more

1215
01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:36,125
♪ I knew
the moment that we met

1216
01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:40,500
♪ I had to be a part of you
someone you won't forget

1217
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:45,166
♪ So don't say
I'm like the other few

1218
01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:50,500
♪ No matter what's going down
you'll find me next to you

1219
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:55,875
♪ Girl, I'll be your superman
I'll do what no one can

1220
01:12:55,875 --> 01:13:00,542
♪ You'll find that I'm
the everything that you need

1221
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,875
♪ Deep down inside of you

1222
01:13:02,875 --> 01:13:05,041
♪ No matter what you do

1223
01:13:05,041 --> 01:13:08,000
♪ You'll see I'm everything
you want and more

1224
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,166
♪ You can call me
when you want me

1225
01:13:10,166 --> 01:13:11,208
♪ if you need a friend
you got me

1226
01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:14,166
♪ I'll be your everything

1227
01:13:14,166 --> 01:13:16,708
♪ fulfill your every dream

1228
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:18,875
♪ We can do it automatic

1229
01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:20,959
♪ I just call out
go, go, gadget

1230
01:13:20,959 --> 01:13:23,083
♪ I'll be your everything

1231
01:13:23,083 --> 01:13:27,083
♪ You'll see I'm everything
you want and more

1232
01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:35,041
♪ No sweat
the claw is on his way

1233
01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:37,375
♪ Don't worry about him
catching you

1234
01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:38,750
♪ don't even be afraid

1235
01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:43,000
♪ Somehow, some way
I'll find out
what's the deal

1236
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:48,583
♪ And I'll be there
to rescue you
you'll see that I'm for real

1237
01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:52,583
♪ Girl, I'll be your superman

1238
01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:54,792
♪ I'll do what no one can

1239
01:13:54,792 --> 01:13:59,417
♪ You'll find that I'm
the everything that you need

1240
01:13:59,417 --> 01:14:01,667
♪ Deep down inside of you

1241
01:14:01,667 --> 01:14:03,834
♪ No matter what you do

1242
01:14:03,834 --> 01:14:07,041
♪ You'll see I'm everything
you want and more

1243
01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:08,750
♪ You can call me
when you want me

1244
01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:10,667
♪ if you need a friend
you got me

1245
01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:12,834
♪ I'll be your everything ♪
♪ Girl ♪

1246
01:14:12,834 --> 01:14:14,917
♪ Fulfill your every dream ♪
♪ Everything you want
and more ♪

1247
01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:19,792
♪ We can do it automatic
I just call out
go, go, gadget

1248
01:14:19,792 --> 01:14:22,000
♪ I'll be your everything

1249
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,959
♪ You see I'm everything
you want and more ♪

1250
01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:32,125
♪ And more
♪ Everything, girl

1251
01:14:32,667 --> 01:14:35,417
♪ Don't you know

1252
01:14:35,417 --> 01:14:37,959
♪ Call me when you want me

1253
01:14:37,959 --> 01:14:40,250
♪ I'm gonna be there, baby ♪

1254
01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:44,625
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1255
01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:27,250
GADGETMOBILE:
Wow, you made it
through credits,

1256
01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:30,000
and we didn't offer you
anything for free.

1257
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,625
Movie audiences are
the best audiences
in the world.

1258
01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:36,750
Now, get out, go home.
Leave, vamoose.
You got to go.

1259
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:39,834
I am tired. Please, go home.
Go home, go home, go home.

1260
01:17:39,834 --> 01:17:42,125
Good night, Riverton!

1261
01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:44,500
(INSPECTOR GADGET
THEME PLAYING)