1 00:00:44,819 --> 00:00:48,531 It's a great pleasure- 2 00:00:48,573 --> 00:00:51,451 It's a great pleasure- 3 00:00:51,493 --> 00:00:57,040 It's a great pleasure to have all of you here today. 4 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:04,422 I thought you all might begin your tour here. 5 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:14,453 I really didn't want a bachelor party in the first place. 6 00:01:14,488 --> 00:01:17,936 I'll tell you why. It's not that I'm against tradition. 7 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:21,731 There's just something bizarre about having a strange, naked woman... 8 00:01:21,773 --> 00:01:24,234 dance around me while my friends yell out, 9 00:01:24,276 --> 00:01:26,368 "Go for it, Ben. 10 00:01:26,403 --> 00:01:29,322 Last night of freedom, Ben. " 11 00:01:29,364 --> 00:01:32,207 Last night of freedom for what? 12 00:01:32,242 --> 00:01:35,245 Which is what I told my best friend Alan. 13 00:01:35,287 --> 00:01:38,915 I didn't want any strippers. I didn't wanna get lucky. 14 00:01:38,957 --> 00:01:41,960 I was lucky enough just getting married. 15 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:45,088 All right. Quiet! 16 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:49,134 Guys! 17 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:53,930 All right. I'm not payin' for that. It already was chipped. 18 00:01:53,972 --> 00:01:58,768 We're here to, uh, wish Ben good luck and good riddance... 19 00:01:58,803 --> 00:02:02,272 as he heads down that rocky path to matrimony. 20 00:02:02,314 --> 00:02:04,322 And, uh, hey, you know what. 21 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:07,819 Ben's dad Richard and his grandpa Max are here. Where are you guys? 22 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:12,115 Those guys - Watch out. You guys gotta pace yourselves. 23 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:15,493 Knowing Ben, I'd have to say that he's probably, 24 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:20,332 - uh, one of the most loyal guys that I've ever met, - Like a dog! 25 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,292 and, uh, monogamous. 26 00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:26,755 And so this is probably gonna be the last time... 27 00:02:26,796 --> 00:02:29,716 that you're gonna spend in a room with your friends... 28 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:32,969 and a n-n-naked woman... 29 00:02:33,011 --> 00:02:36,139 other than your wife, man! 30 00:02:36,181 --> 00:02:38,850 So you can close your eyes if you want to. Close 'em! 31 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:43,980 But then you're gonna be missin' Juanita, the bull tamer! 32 00:02:59,955 --> 00:03:03,416 You don't have to do this. 33 00:03:08,838 --> 00:03:11,508 You really don't have to do this. 34 00:03:27,482 --> 00:03:30,193 Very nice. 35 00:03:35,532 --> 00:03:39,035 Ole! 36 00:04:06,062 --> 00:04:08,356 Pop? 37 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:10,609 Pop? 38 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,882 Pop? Max? 39 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:17,115 Call 911. 40 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:28,216 How did this happen? Hmm? 41 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:30,211 What's the difference how it happened? 42 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:32,255 - I wanna know how it happened. - It happened. 43 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:33,847 It makes a difference to me. 44 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:35,884 All of a sudden he has a heart attack out of no place? 45 00:04:35,926 --> 00:04:38,094 Mom, can we please not talk about this now? 46 00:04:38,136 --> 00:04:40,221 What is it you don't want to talk about? 47 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:44,017 Mrs. Holmes, if it's any consolation, I think he was having a really good time. 48 00:04:44,059 --> 00:04:45,977 - Alan, shut up. - Okay. 49 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,813 - Come into the hall. - What is in the hall? 50 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,982 A vending machine. Come on, butchki. 51 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:54,027 - Who's hungry? I'm buying. - All hours of the night- 52 00:04:54,069 --> 00:04:57,239 This is insane. 53 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,741 He probably just ate some spicy food. 54 00:04:59,783 --> 00:05:01,868 It was spicy, all right, but it wasn't food. 55 00:05:01,903 --> 00:05:03,912 - Butchki! - What? 56 00:05:03,954 --> 00:05:07,874 Richard, you are the silliest old tart. 57 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,835 Grandpa, what came over you? 58 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,678 Hmm? 59 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,925 - Hey. - Ben. 60 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:19,935 - You all right? - Ben. 61 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:24,975 She was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. 62 00:05:25,016 --> 00:05:27,686 What about Nana? 63 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:32,190 Did you ever take a good look at your grandmother? 64 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:35,026 Woman looked like Tolstoy. 65 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,321 I was never attracted to her. 66 00:05:38,363 --> 00:05:41,449 Oh, maybe in the beginning, 67 00:05:41,491 --> 00:05:45,203 because she was the only woman I'd ever been with. 68 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:49,833 Well, you know, that's great. That's, uh - That's loyalty. 69 00:05:49,868 --> 00:05:52,294 Loyalty? It's fear. 70 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:55,297 Did you ever feel her arms, her- 71 00:05:55,338 --> 00:05:59,342 Oh, Ben, I used to dream about other women. 72 00:05:59,384 --> 00:06:03,346 What it would be like to hold them and to- 73 00:06:03,388 --> 00:06:05,557 - Okay. - Touch them and to- 74 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,601 - That's- - Smell them. 75 00:06:07,642 --> 00:06:11,396 Grandma smelled. She had a very distinct smell. It was a- 76 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,356 Ben. Ben. 77 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:16,985 Listen to me. 78 00:06:17,027 --> 00:06:19,404 Don't tie yourself down. 79 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:22,532 Even if you love a woman, it fades. 80 00:06:22,574 --> 00:06:26,578 Marriage is a prison. 81 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:30,707 Ben! 82 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:44,220 Could I help you out? Here we go. 83 00:06:44,262 --> 00:06:46,556 - You just passed my room. - Sorry. 84 00:06:46,591 --> 00:06:48,391 Feel better. 85 00:06:48,426 --> 00:06:50,477 Hi. 86 00:06:50,602 --> 00:06:53,688 - Hi, sweetie. - Honey. 87 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:59,236 Oh, why does everything feel so much better now that you're here? 88 00:06:59,277 --> 00:07:01,529 - How's he doing? - He's stable. 89 00:07:01,571 --> 00:07:04,074 - You know, physically, at least. - Great. 90 00:07:04,109 --> 00:07:06,117 What happened? 91 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:09,788 What do you expect? He's an 80-year-old man with high blood pressure... 92 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:14,918 and a naked balloon-popping toreador is a rough combination. 93 00:07:14,953 --> 00:07:17,921 - It didn't pan out. It's not funny. - It's not funny. 94 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:21,132 - Be serious. - There's something I want to do. 95 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:25,929 - Okay. Why? - I wanna be able to remember this moment in 30 or 40 years. 96 00:07:25,971 --> 00:07:29,099 Think my next husband will get a kick out of it. 97 00:07:29,134 --> 00:07:31,017 Oh, that's nice. Okay. 98 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:35,855 It's the night before I am flying down to Savannah for our wedding alone, 99 00:07:35,897 --> 00:07:41,361 because Ben's grandfather, who we will now refer to as Larry Flynt, 100 00:07:41,403 --> 00:07:43,947 has partied himself into intensive care. 101 00:07:43,989 --> 00:07:47,701 - What do you have to say? - Put the video camera away. 102 00:07:47,742 --> 00:07:51,371 No, no, no, honey, you're not going to get off that easy. 103 00:07:51,413 --> 00:07:53,456 No, I'm saving it for my vows. 104 00:07:53,498 --> 00:07:56,001 I have already finished my vows. 105 00:07:56,036 --> 00:07:58,426 What's in 'em? 106 00:07:58,461 --> 00:08:01,590 You know why? Because it's easy for you. I'm a writer. 107 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:05,802 - Oh, really? - I can't just slap something down on paper like you do. 108 00:08:05,837 --> 00:08:09,306 Ben, listen. 109 00:08:12,142 --> 00:08:15,895 You don't have to be brilliant... 110 00:08:15,937 --> 00:08:19,649 or witty or clever or polite even. 111 00:08:19,691 --> 00:08:23,278 Just have to be honest. 112 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,655 Come on. Say something. What are you feeling? 113 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:29,576 Are you nervous? Are you happy? Are you scared? 114 00:08:29,611 --> 00:08:32,329 Am I scared? What would I be scared of? 115 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:37,334 - I'm scared. - You are? Why? Now you're making me scared. 116 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:41,755 Because it's a big thing. It's our marriage. It's the rest of our lives. 117 00:08:41,796 --> 00:08:44,215 It's - It's scary. 118 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:48,059 I know. I'm not scared. 119 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:51,306 - The only thing we have to tear- - Yeah? 120 00:08:51,348 --> 00:08:55,852 - Is this video camera. - Hey! Come on! Just say a few words for posterity. 121 00:08:55,887 --> 00:09:01,149 What, what, what 122 00:09:01,983 --> 00:09:04,027 What 123 00:09:04,069 --> 00:09:07,697 What, what 124 00:09:07,739 --> 00:09:11,243 Follow me to the scene What 125 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,162 Really? You think I can rent shoes down there? 126 00:09:14,204 --> 00:09:16,039 I can't believe I forgot my shoes. 127 00:09:16,081 --> 00:09:19,501 I hear they have shoes in Savannah now. The whole South has 'em. 128 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:22,087 All right. Wedding dress. Check. 129 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,554 Check for the minister. Check. 130 00:09:24,589 --> 00:09:26,967 Valium for Bridget's mother. Check. 131 00:09:27,008 --> 00:09:30,553 - Ball and chain for you. Check. - Not listening to you. Check. 132 00:09:30,595 --> 00:09:33,848 - Here, look. Here you go. - Thanks. 133 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:37,811 This is your present, okay? It's a book of quotes. 134 00:09:37,852 --> 00:09:40,647 I crossed out the ones I'm gonna use in my toast. Listen. 135 00:09:40,689 --> 00:09:43,441 "To say that you can love one person all your life... 136 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:48,697 is like saying that one candle will continue to burn as long as you live. " 137 00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:52,242 - Think about that for a minute. - I will. That's profound. 138 00:09:52,284 --> 00:09:54,202 This is used. 139 00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:57,747 I forgot the rings. 140 00:09:57,789 --> 00:10:01,167 That's not funny. No, don't do that. 141 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:04,504 I forgot the rings, so- 142 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:07,632 Come on, man! No! 143 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,426 Relax. I'll catch the next plane. 144 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:10,969 Son of a bitch! 145 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:14,764 I'll see ya in Savannah. Hey, I need to go to the city. 146 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:16,725 - New York! New York City! - No, I can't. 147 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:21,354 Don't take the Van Wyck though. 148 00:10:35,619 --> 00:10:39,331 Hurricane Amanda is headed for the Southeast coastline. 149 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:43,043 The eye of the hurricane is presently located 200 miles... 150 00:10:43,078 --> 00:10:45,545 east of South Carolina and Savannah, Georgia. 151 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,505 North, northwest- 152 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:13,205 Excuse me, folks. 153 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,826 Just the line's movin' forward. 154 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:28,922 No. Well, I love you. 155 00:11:28,957 --> 00:11:31,383 I love you more. 156 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,802 No, I love you more. 157 00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:36,471 No, you more. 158 00:11:36,513 --> 00:11:40,433 No, I love you more. 159 00:11:40,475 --> 00:11:43,603 Okay, I have to go, because I just made another passenger nauseous. 160 00:11:43,645 --> 00:11:45,855 Okay? 161 00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:48,900 That's my fiancée. 162 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,902 Goin' down to get married, so we're a little- 163 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:54,948 Oh! Jack Bealy, Snap-On Tools. 164 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:58,785 Ben Holmes, scared of flyin'. 165 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,788 - Yeah, I was married once. - Yeah? 166 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:04,791 To me marriage is just one big lie. 167 00:12:04,826 --> 00:12:06,591 You don't say. 168 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:10,213 In the morning I had to say, 'Don't be silly, honey. 169 00:12:10,248 --> 00:12:14,259 Your breath is fine. You smell like a rose. " 170 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,428 Then I had to say, '"No, honey. 171 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,104 I never noticed that 18-year-old girl... 172 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:24,060 with the fantastic body and halter top that delivers our newspaper. 173 00:12:24,102 --> 00:12:27,355 She can't hold a candle to you... 174 00:12:27,397 --> 00:12:31,484 and the 30 pounds you've put on since we stopped having sex. " 175 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:34,536 So when's the wedding day? 176 00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:37,157 May cancel it. I may have to call back. 177 00:12:37,198 --> 00:12:43,330 I didn't mean to throw a wet towel on ya with my whole marital disaster tirade. 178 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,540 It's all right. It was a nice story actually. It was very touching. 179 00:12:45,582 --> 00:12:47,500 - Nice girl? - Very nice. 180 00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:51,171 As a matter of fact, I just happen to have a picture of her right here. 181 00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:53,423 - Wow, what a knockout. - Yeah, she's beautiful. 182 00:12:53,465 --> 00:12:57,218 - Oh, baby, come to Daddy. - Well, take it easy, Jack. 183 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,930 What I wouldn't give for an ass like that. 184 00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:04,726 - Huh? Here we go. - Hi. 185 00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:07,187 - This is me. - Really? 186 00:13:07,229 --> 00:13:10,523 Well, this is your lucky day, sweetheart. 187 00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:12,943 We got just about enough room for one of you, darlin'. 188 00:13:12,984 --> 00:13:15,028 Must be destiny, huh? 189 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,863 - Careful. - Okay. 190 00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,698 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 191 00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:44,606 - Sorry. - Hmm? 192 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:49,145 I was reading what you were writing. My eye just kind of wandered over. Sorry. 193 00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:52,691 Do you work for Hallmark? 194 00:13:57,696 --> 00:14:01,992 Even if I had seen you looking at it, that wouldn't bother me. 195 00:14:02,027 --> 00:14:04,035 Well, I don't care either. 196 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,705 I'm absolutely fascinated you can't admit you saw me reading it. 197 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,374 If I had seen you reading it, I'd be perfectly happy to admit it. 198 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,876 Then why did you close your computer? 199 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,337 I'm known to do that from time to time. 200 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:19,092 I'm a rebel. I'll open it, then I'll close it again just like that. 201 00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:21,344 Don't get next to my fire, because you'll get burned. 202 00:14:21,386 --> 00:14:23,395 This is not working properly. 203 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,641 Stewardess, this isn't - Miss? Thank you. 204 00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:29,102 You're a little jumpy for a rebel, aren't ya? 205 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,021 My seat belt's not functioning properly. 206 00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:33,982 He's a scared flier. Jack Bealy, Snap-On Tools. 207 00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:37,158 Sarah Lewis. And you are? 208 00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:40,739 Ben Holmes. Really, I'm not that scared. 209 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:45,535 - Jack's- - I can assure you absolutely nothing is going to happen. 210 00:14:45,577 --> 00:14:50,373 I speak from experience. I was a flight attendant. There you go. 211 00:14:50,408 --> 00:14:52,959 Oh, yeah? In one of those little uniforms? 212 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,007 Please stay calm! 213 00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:45,011 Oh, my God! 214 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,768 Hold on! 215 00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:08,868 Oh, my God! This is a disaster. 216 00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:13,331 - Daddy. - Oh, for heaven sake. 217 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,126 - Let's go live- - On the other hand, 218 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,837 you can never have too many of these. 219 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,381 - It's fabulously colorful. - Give you that. 220 00:16:21,423 --> 00:16:23,258 How tar do you think I could throw it? 221 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,302 Don't you dare, young - Give me that now. 222 00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:27,304 To the hospital for minor injuries. 223 00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:29,354 Ceramic clown from the? 224 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:33,108 - Brewsters. - My God! That's Ben! 225 00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:35,145 There's no official word on the cause of the crash. 226 00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,439 There may have been a foreign object- 227 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,858 Let's get some help! 228 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,193 She hit her head. 229 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,279 Everyone's pretty shook up. 230 00:16:44,321 --> 00:16:47,866 We had a couple of passengers go to a local hospital with concussions. 231 00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:50,702 Oh, my God. There he is again. 232 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:53,496 Call me! Oh, Ben! I love you. 233 00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:55,874 Call me! No. Go back. 234 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:58,084 There you have it. The latest information- 235 00:17:00,378 --> 00:17:02,839 Hello? Ah, Ben! 236 00:17:02,881 --> 00:17:06,343 Hi, honey. Yeah, I'm fine. No, I'm okay. 237 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:08,887 I'm a little frazzled. 238 00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:11,014 I mean, I was in a plane crash. 239 00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:13,982 This place is a nightmare. 240 00:17:14,017 --> 00:17:18,063 People are running around. I guess they lost everything. 241 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:21,650 I don't care about any of that. I'm just so happy you're okay. 242 00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:24,409 I- I-I just wish that- 243 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,329 - Ben! Ben, listen. - Tell him, um- 244 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:30,784 - What happened? - You just get yourself down here sate and sound. 245 00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:35,622 The thing is, I'm a little bit scared to fly before I was in a plane crash, 246 00:17:35,664 --> 00:17:37,916 so I don't feel much like getting- 247 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,502 - Jesus! - You are a god. 248 00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:44,798 - You are a god amongst all men. Do you realize that? - I'm on the phone. 249 00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:46,514 - Sorry. - Do you mind? 250 00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:50,136 - What in the hell? - Just one of the passengers. 251 00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:52,222 - He saved my life! - She's kidding. 252 00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:53,640 It's a joke. 253 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:57,185 I'm gonna get a rental car and drive down there, okay? 254 00:17:57,227 --> 00:18:00,313 I'll call you w-w-when I have a finalized plan. 255 00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,524 Okay, great. Thank you, sir. 256 00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:11,908 Sorry. I couldn't contain myself. 257 00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:16,663 It's amazing when you think about it. We almost died today. Dead. 258 00:18:16,705 --> 00:18:19,749 Isn't there a rent-a-car this way? Are we goin' the right way? 259 00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:22,711 It I died, how many people would care? 260 00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:26,381 I mean, really care. You'd have your shares of "What a shame. 261 00:18:26,423 --> 00:18:28,550 What a waste. She was so young. " 262 00:18:28,592 --> 00:18:30,677 - But no real crying. - It might be in that terminal. 263 00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:34,222 No eating disorders, no attempted suicides. 264 00:18:34,264 --> 00:18:36,891 Nothing. Absolutely depressed. 265 00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:40,103 You know what? I'm thoroughly depressed. 266 00:18:40,145 --> 00:18:42,647 I just need to shake it off. 267 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,115 So what were you thinking? 268 00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:50,363 I was thinking how it would affect our frequent flier miles. 269 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:53,074 What do you do for a living? 270 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,869 I'm a, uh, jacket copywriter. 271 00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:58,580 Huh. What does that mean? 272 00:18:58,622 --> 00:19:02,500 - Means I write jackets to books basically. - Oh. 273 00:19:02,535 --> 00:19:05,253 Do mostly fiction, but I do some nonfiction. 274 00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:08,548 You do blurbs. You're a blurb writer. You're a "blurbologist. " 275 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,467 I'm a jacket copywriter. 276 00:19:10,508 --> 00:19:12,677 As you can imagine, 277 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,013 - due to today's minor incident- - Oh, sh- 278 00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:22,562 Nada cars. Non cars. Cars nyet. 279 00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:25,106 You should have called as soon as you got off the plane. 280 00:19:25,148 --> 00:19:27,609 Why didn't I think of that when I was unconscious... 281 00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:30,946 and bleeding from the head? 282 00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:37,202 So, cars nyet. We can check the other airports though. 283 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,127 No, that's all right. You can go ahead. 284 00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:42,749 I'm not that big a fan of the idea of getting on another plane today... 285 00:19:42,784 --> 00:19:45,210 or tomorrow or ever, it that soon. 286 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:49,589 But you go ahead. I think I'm gonna be a ground transportation kind of guy from now on. 287 00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,508 I'll be right back. 288 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,262 How ya doin'? Did ya get a car? 289 00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:01,101 - This is Vic. He's gonna give us a ride. - All the way to Georgia? 290 00:20:01,136 --> 00:20:06,106 Sure. We split the cost of the car, the gas, whatever. 291 00:20:06,141 --> 00:20:08,149 - Great. - Good. Let's go. 292 00:20:08,191 --> 00:20:10,860 - Okay. - Wait, wait, wait. We don't even know this guy. 293 00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:13,745 - He's Vic. - Oh, he's Vic. 294 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:18,034 Great, he's Vic. He chops us up, leaves us in the woods. 295 00:20:18,076 --> 00:20:22,247 That's why I asked that you come along to protect me. 296 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,792 How do you know that I'm not dangerous? 297 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:37,887 I said, hallelujah to the 16 royal fins 298 00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:40,390 You're gettin' down on your knees 299 00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:42,767 And it's time for your sickness again 300 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,061 Come on and tell me what you need now 301 00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:47,856 Tell me what is making ya bleed 302 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:52,694 We got two more minutes sayin' we're gonna cut you what you need 303 00:20:53,945 --> 00:20:56,531 What's your story, Ben? What's down in Savannah? 304 00:20:56,573 --> 00:20:58,867 - My wedding, Vic. - No kiddin'. That's great. 305 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:01,620 - Isn't that great? - Yeah, it's a blessing. 306 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,372 - First marriage? - That I know of, yeah. 307 00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:07,792 Yeah, I was married once. 308 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,712 One day I walk into the house and I hear the shower runnin'. 309 00:21:10,754 --> 00:21:14,507 I had Chinese food with me, figurin' it would be a nice romantic surprise. 310 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,426 She starts singin' in the shower. 311 00:21:16,468 --> 00:21:20,180 What's that song? "Up in the sky"? "Up with the eagles"? 312 00:21:20,221 --> 00:21:23,642 - '"Wind Beneath My Wings. " Very touching song. - "Wind Beneath My Wings. " 313 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:27,437 Suddenly there's another voice in the shower with her. 314 00:21:27,472 --> 00:21:29,522 - Oh, no. - A baritone. 315 00:21:29,557 --> 00:21:31,650 Uh-oh. 316 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,735 Now it's a freakin' duet. 317 00:21:33,777 --> 00:21:37,072 So I walk in the bathroom and there she is... with my brother. 318 00:21:37,113 --> 00:21:40,867 - Oh! - I grab my brother and throw him through the window naked. 319 00:21:40,909 --> 00:21:43,870 He broke his leg in two different places. 320 00:21:43,912 --> 00:21:46,665 Dare we ask what, uh, became of your wife? 321 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:50,043 I put the wind beneath her ass and sent her packin'. Divorced her. 322 00:21:50,085 --> 00:21:55,131 She never got a penny, the lyin', whorin', adulteratin' pig. 323 00:21:55,173 --> 00:21:57,717 What about you, sweetheart? What's your story? 324 00:21:57,759 --> 00:22:01,721 I'm going down to visit my brother and hang out with my nephew. 325 00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:03,890 That's nice. Kids. 326 00:22:03,932 --> 00:22:08,812 - Yep. Got any? - Nah. But I see 'em all over. 327 00:22:08,853 --> 00:22:11,398 Come on, come on 328 00:22:14,025 --> 00:22:17,827 So what else have you jacket copywritten? 329 00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:21,825 What else did I do? The low point of my career was... 330 00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:24,995 I did the blurb for a thriller... 331 00:22:25,036 --> 00:22:28,039 about a woman- an archaeologist- 332 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:30,667 who finds love in the pyramids. 333 00:22:30,709 --> 00:22:33,044 It was called Me And My Pharaoh. 334 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:35,380 - I have that book. - No, you don't. 335 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:40,010 Yes, I do. "A scintillating tale of erotic mummification. " 336 00:22:40,045 --> 00:22:41,928 I wrote that line. 337 00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:44,431 Oh, my God! That's why I bought the book. 338 00:22:44,472 --> 00:22:48,935 Anybody who could find embalming either scintillating or erotic... 339 00:22:48,977 --> 00:22:50,812 had to be read. 340 00:22:50,854 --> 00:22:54,774 - It was brilliant. - Well, you know, I mean, it's all about adjectives. 341 00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:58,778 I was gonna go with "engaging tale of erotic mummification" first. 342 00:22:58,813 --> 00:23:01,156 - But then I said, no, scintillating. - Right on the money. 343 00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:05,327 It's still selling now, but at least I get to write. 344 00:23:05,368 --> 00:23:07,370 What do you do? 345 00:23:07,412 --> 00:23:11,333 I haven't settled down to one particular thing yet. 346 00:23:11,374 --> 00:23:15,211 Worked at galleries, sold cars, tried out for "Aladdin On Ice. " 347 00:23:15,253 --> 00:23:18,513 Um, wedding videographer. 348 00:23:18,548 --> 00:23:21,801 I got fired, though, because apparently nobody wants a crash zoom... 349 00:23:21,843 --> 00:23:24,679 to the priest during the ceremony. 350 00:23:24,721 --> 00:23:29,226 I was a exotic dancer, hostess at the New York auto show. 351 00:23:29,261 --> 00:23:31,519 - That's a gift. - Yeah. 352 00:23:31,561 --> 00:23:33,647 Let's see. What else? 353 00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:36,858 - Is there anything else? - I don't think so. 354 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:40,028 - Kids, we should get goin'. - You got it, Vic. 355 00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:44,824 Two wayward travelers stuck in a Geo with a guy named Vic. 356 00:23:47,869 --> 00:23:51,414 Don't you think this is just a little bit over the top? 357 00:23:51,456 --> 00:23:53,291 Oh, so what if it is? 358 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,168 Knock, knock. 359 00:23:55,252 --> 00:23:59,798 - Steve! How are you? - I'm good, real good. 360 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:04,344 - Virginia, nice to see ya. - Well, hi, Steve. 361 00:24:04,386 --> 00:24:06,179 Bridget. 362 00:24:06,221 --> 00:24:09,849 Yes. I mean, hi. Hi. 363 00:24:09,891 --> 00:24:13,270 Steve? How are you? 364 00:24:13,311 --> 00:24:16,022 - It's been a long time. - Yeah. 365 00:24:16,064 --> 00:24:18,483 You look wonderful. 366 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,902 Thank you. So do you. 367 00:24:20,944 --> 00:24:24,322 - So, how are you? - How is he? 368 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:27,367 Just the most successful lawyer in Savannah. That's how. 369 00:24:27,409 --> 00:24:29,834 Youngest member at his firm. Handles all my work. 370 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:34,583 Which I appreciate, 'cause there's not a contractor who gets sued more than your daddy. 371 00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:38,128 And what's so funny about that, Hadley? 372 00:24:38,169 --> 00:24:41,423 God, you are an unpleasant woman. 373 00:24:41,464 --> 00:24:45,135 Gale force winds it the hurricane stays on course for Savannah. 374 00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:48,186 Anybody want some weed? 375 00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:52,726 The experiment was a complete failure. The U.F.O. landed- 376 00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:57,779 It's sinsemilla. It’ll take your head right off. 377 00:24:57,814 --> 00:25:02,819 That's great, Vic. You think you should have your head taken off while driving? 378 00:25:02,861 --> 00:25:04,946 - Can I have some? - Atta girl. 379 00:25:04,988 --> 00:25:06,955 You sure you don't want, Ben? 380 00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:10,702 No, that's okay. I had some peyote for lunch, so I'm all set. 381 00:25:10,744 --> 00:25:14,414 He's getting married. Don't forget. He has to be responsible. 382 00:25:14,456 --> 00:25:17,834 Not necessarily. You know, look at the Fitzgeralds. 383 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:20,879 F. Scott and Zelda, crazy, married couple. 384 00:25:20,921 --> 00:25:23,924 They drove a- 385 00:25:24,841 --> 00:25:28,553 Had to know about that. 386 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,847 - Whoa! Hey! - Sorry. Sorry. 387 00:25:30,889 --> 00:25:35,185 Oh, shit! 388 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:45,327 Uh, what's that? 389 00:25:45,362 --> 00:25:47,447 - Do you hear that? - What's what? 390 00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:53,370 Hi, honey. How are the bridesmaids' dresses comin' out? 391 00:25:53,411 --> 00:25:57,874 Good. No, everything's tine. I just got a little bit delayed. 392 00:25:57,916 --> 00:26:00,710 Car trouble, in a manner of speaking. 393 00:26:00,752 --> 00:26:03,546 But I'm fine. Everything's gonna be okay. 394 00:26:03,581 --> 00:26:08,093 Yes, I know. Well, I love you too. 395 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:12,437 Well, hoo-hoochie, I love you so much. 396 00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:15,392 Baby, no, because I love you more. I love you more- 397 00:26:15,433 --> 00:26:18,311 Honey, I can't do this right now. 398 00:26:20,397 --> 00:26:24,234 - I'm gonna miss my wedding. - Oh, relax, Benjie. 399 00:26:24,276 --> 00:26:27,279 It's a simple drug bust. It's not like we killed anybody. 400 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,366 This may be an everyday event in your life, but speaking as a non-felon- 401 00:26:31,408 --> 00:26:33,708 I'm on a bit of a time crunch here, too, okay? 402 00:26:33,743 --> 00:26:37,789 If I don't make it down to Savannah by Saturday morning, I lose 25,000 bucks. 403 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:42,919 Are you on Dig For Dollars? You told me you were going to visit your brother and nephew. 404 00:26:42,961 --> 00:26:45,297 Yeah, I know. 405 00:26:45,338 --> 00:26:47,382 Okay, kids. Here's the situation. 406 00:26:47,424 --> 00:26:50,093 Vic DeFranco was driving with an expired license. 407 00:26:50,135 --> 00:26:52,345 Plus he's got three priors for possession and selling. 408 00:26:52,429 --> 00:26:57,642 And there was ten ounces in the vehicle that he admits is his. 409 00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:00,437 Did anybody else know there were drugs in the car? 410 00:27:00,478 --> 00:27:02,904 - No, sir. In fact, I just met this man- - You can't- 411 00:27:02,939 --> 00:27:05,567 You can't ask us these questions without an attorney present. 412 00:27:05,609 --> 00:27:08,069 You haven't advised us of our rights. 413 00:27:08,111 --> 00:27:10,655 I believe that's called- 414 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:14,326 Oh - Ah! A Miranda violation. That's it. 415 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:17,085 This is a very simple procedure. 416 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:23,084 You tell me you didn't do anything illegal. you sign a statement. And you go quietly. 417 00:27:23,126 --> 00:27:26,212 Sir, I'd like to be considered separate from her, sir. 418 00:27:28,924 --> 00:27:32,802 - Hmm. What part of quiet didn't you understand? - What are you doing? 419 00:27:32,837 --> 00:27:34,721 Why me? 420 00:27:34,763 --> 00:27:39,434 Well, I think that went well. 421 00:27:39,476 --> 00:27:43,230 - I'm not that happy with how that went. - No? 422 00:27:43,265 --> 00:27:45,148 No, not really. 423 00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:49,110 I haven't known you that long, but I think something may be wrong with you. 424 00:27:49,152 --> 00:27:53,114 - May we have two tickets to Savannah, please? 425 00:27:53,156 --> 00:27:55,200 You want these seats together? 426 00:27:59,371 --> 00:28:02,791 It's totally up to you. 427 00:28:02,832 --> 00:28:07,837 - Just give me one second. Can I talk to you? - Yeah. 428 00:28:07,872 --> 00:28:11,383 I just, uh - I don't want to be rude or anything, 429 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:14,928 but in situations like this, I think about... 430 00:28:15,011 --> 00:28:18,348 what I would want Bridget to do it the situation were reversed. 431 00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:22,018 I wouldn't necessarily be that comfortable with her... 432 00:28:22,053 --> 00:28:25,647 riding down on a train together with some guy... 433 00:28:25,689 --> 00:28:29,276 who she had a, you know, kind of a connection... 434 00:28:29,317 --> 00:28:33,530 or a chemistry or spark, 435 00:28:33,572 --> 00:28:35,949 whatever, some kind of a thing like that. 436 00:28:35,991 --> 00:28:38,243 You know, and- 437 00:28:38,285 --> 00:28:42,122 The look on your face is telling me you have no- 438 00:28:42,163 --> 00:28:45,208 You're not feeling or you're not sensing- 439 00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:50,672 - You have no idea what I'm- - Oh, no, no, not really. 440 00:28:50,714 --> 00:28:53,758 Fascinating. Okay. 441 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,177 Maybe we just shouldn't ride down together, 442 00:28:56,219 --> 00:29:00,265 because at this point I really made kind of a chump out of myself. 443 00:29:00,307 --> 00:29:03,859 Okay. 444 00:29:03,894 --> 00:29:06,897 - Have a nice nuptial. - Thank you. 445 00:29:06,938 --> 00:29:10,567 Other than the drug bust and the plane crash, it was, uh, tun. 446 00:29:10,609 --> 00:29:13,278 So long, Sarah. 447 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,697 - Farewell, Ben. - Okay. 448 00:29:20,076 --> 00:29:23,163 'Oscar Wilde: One should always be in love. 449 00:29:23,204 --> 00:29:26,249 This is the reason one should never marry. " 450 00:29:26,284 --> 00:29:29,753 Well, what did he know? 451 00:29:46,269 --> 00:29:49,231 What you writing there, mister? 452 00:29:49,272 --> 00:29:52,692 My wedding vows actually. My fiancée and I are writing our own. 453 00:29:52,734 --> 00:29:54,653 Oh, that's sweet. Isn't that sweet, Emma? 454 00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:58,240 - It's sweet as pie. - We didn't write our own vows. 455 00:29:58,281 --> 00:30:01,743 It's kind of a new thing. It's nontraditionalist. 456 00:30:01,785 --> 00:30:05,830 We were so nervous. It was hard enough to do what the preacher told us. 457 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:12,003 I didn't really think about it at all. It just seemed natural, the order of things. 458 00:30:12,045 --> 00:30:14,763 I had doubts. I'll be honest. 459 00:30:14,798 --> 00:30:19,803 - You did? You never told me that. - I don't tell you everything. 460 00:30:19,844 --> 00:30:22,270 You better, you old geezer. 461 00:30:22,305 --> 00:30:25,475 It seems like it worked out pretty well for both of you. 462 00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:28,144 Oh, we're not married. We're having an affair. 463 00:30:28,186 --> 00:30:31,565 I'm happy for the first time in 34 years. 464 00:30:31,606 --> 00:30:34,901 - I don't believe this. - I don't have any regrets. 465 00:30:34,943 --> 00:30:39,322 My children are long gone, and I gave my wife 30 faithful years. 466 00:30:39,364 --> 00:30:42,117 Until I met Ned, I always was convinced... 467 00:30:42,158 --> 00:30:45,370 that sex was some horrible obligation God put on women... 468 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:48,039 like cramps or high heels. 469 00:30:48,081 --> 00:30:51,626 For all those years, she never experienced a genuine orgasm. 470 00:30:51,668 --> 00:30:54,546 Wonderful. Could you watch my stuff? 471 00:30:54,588 --> 00:30:57,465 I'm gonna go pull the emergency cord. 472 00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:09,894 - Hi. How are you? - Hi. 473 00:31:09,929 --> 00:31:12,439 - Truck. - What do you have? 474 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:17,360 A truck? Can I see? Hey, hey, let me see your truck. 475 00:31:17,402 --> 00:31:21,197 - Grab my nose. Oh! - Grab nose. 476 00:31:21,239 --> 00:31:24,743 What are you doin'? 477 00:31:24,784 --> 00:31:27,704 What are you doin'? Slap me five. Slap me five. 478 00:31:27,746 --> 00:31:29,706 - Five! - Slap me five. 479 00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:37,881 Something's wrong. He should have called by now. 480 00:31:37,923 --> 00:31:40,592 He can take care of himself. He's a grown man, isn't he? 481 00:31:40,634 --> 00:31:43,184 Daddy, what is it exactly that you don't like about Ben, 482 00:31:43,219 --> 00:31:46,556 besides the tact that he's from New York and he voted for Clinton? 483 00:31:46,598 --> 00:31:49,601 - That's not enough? - I voted for Clinton. 484 00:31:49,643 --> 00:31:51,686 All the best presidents sleep around. 485 00:31:51,728 --> 00:31:55,280 Help. 486 00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:58,443 Hello? Oh, hi, Steve. 487 00:31:58,485 --> 00:32:00,403 Ooh. 488 00:32:00,445 --> 00:32:06,493 Oh, nothing, just, uh, you know, staving oft a nervous break down. 489 00:32:06,534 --> 00:32:09,287 Oh, well, thank you, but I can't. 490 00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:11,873 No. No, no, it does. It does sound like fun. 491 00:32:11,915 --> 00:32:14,209 But quite frankly, a series of rabies shots sounds like tun... 492 00:32:14,251 --> 00:32:16,134 compared to another evening with these two. 493 00:32:16,169 --> 00:32:19,339 Bridget, come watch the biography of Newt with me. He's amazing! 494 00:32:19,374 --> 00:32:21,383 He is not. He's an imbecile. 495 00:32:21,424 --> 00:32:24,094 - No, he's not. He's a damn genius. - Well, then, you're an imbecile. 496 00:32:24,135 --> 00:32:26,179 Maybe I can come by for just a little while. 497 00:32:34,771 --> 00:32:37,273 The train will be underway momentarily. 498 00:32:37,308 --> 00:32:39,776 We apologize for the inconvenience. 499 00:32:39,811 --> 00:32:44,531 Hello! 500 00:32:46,449 --> 00:32:49,918 Can you hear me? 501 00:32:49,953 --> 00:32:53,164 Is anybody out there? 502 00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:58,295 No, but leave a message, and we'll call you back! 503 00:32:58,336 --> 00:33:01,923 Hi. 504 00:33:01,965 --> 00:33:04,009 I wasn't expecting an answer. 505 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:07,387 I wasn't expecting to find some crazy woman on the roof. 506 00:33:07,429 --> 00:33:09,347 Wanna come up? 507 00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:14,436 No, not really. I think probably that the top of the train might be off-limits. 508 00:33:14,477 --> 00:33:19,482 I know. How many times in your life you gonna see a view like this? Come on. 509 00:33:19,524 --> 00:33:22,360 Seize the moment, Benjie. Come on. 510 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:25,322 I am. I'm eye level with the sunset here, 511 00:33:25,363 --> 00:33:28,241 so I have a better view because I'm- 512 00:33:28,283 --> 00:33:31,369 Come up. 513 00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:39,002 Okay, buddy, this time, we're gonna do it with a little more feeling. 514 00:33:39,037 --> 00:33:40,837 - Okay. - We're just gonna- 515 00:33:40,879 --> 00:33:43,423 Echo! 516 00:33:43,465 --> 00:33:46,551 I am alive! 517 00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:48,637 Just a little - Open. Just push out. 518 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:54,434 Push out. No one can hear you. Just throw it out there. 519 00:33:54,469 --> 00:33:57,771 I am somebody! 520 00:33:59,606 --> 00:34:02,073 - I think- - Oh, God. 521 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:05,028 I think He heard me. Excuse me. I'm fine. 522 00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:07,948 Let me show you how I do it. Okay, ready? 523 00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:12,369 All right, here we go. 524 00:34:24,965 --> 00:34:28,969 Oh, God! 525 00:34:29,010 --> 00:34:32,973 Stella! 526 00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:40,564 Well, that was nice. You know, I mean, as sunsets go. 527 00:34:40,605 --> 00:34:43,900 This is interesting. I don't remember the rooster car. 528 00:34:43,942 --> 00:34:48,947 - Do you remember seeing roosters? - No, I'm a vegetarian. 529 00:34:50,907 --> 00:34:55,078 Oh, no, not again. Didn't you two hear the announcement? 530 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,455 When we stop outside Youngsville, 531 00:34:57,497 --> 00:35:02,085 no one on the Savannah-bound train is supposed to board the last three cars. 532 00:35:02,127 --> 00:35:06,464 - We uncouple there, and then we reroute. - What does that mean? 533 00:35:06,506 --> 00:35:08,967 That means this train's going to Chicago. 534 00:35:09,009 --> 00:35:11,011 Aah! 535 00:35:11,052 --> 00:35:13,722 I got you. I got you. 536 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:16,474 You try to seize the moment, you end up getting yourself killed. 537 00:35:16,516 --> 00:35:19,185 - Will you jump? It's not going that fast. - It's too fast! 538 00:35:19,227 --> 00:35:22,063 I got you. I got you. There you go. 539 00:35:22,105 --> 00:35:26,610 There's another one coming tomorrow afternoon, or there's a bus station in town. 540 00:35:26,645 --> 00:35:28,945 Okay, thanks! 541 00:35:28,987 --> 00:35:34,618 I'm starting to get the feeling that there's maybe a hint that I'm not getting here. 542 00:35:34,659 --> 00:35:39,080 Just spell it out for me! 543 00:35:39,122 --> 00:35:42,459 - That pretty much spell it out for ya? - I'd say it does. 544 00:35:57,891 --> 00:36:00,852 Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! 545 00:36:00,894 --> 00:36:04,231 Hey! Come on! What are you doing? 546 00:36:04,272 --> 00:36:07,651 - Oh! Come on! - Oh! 547 00:36:11,655 --> 00:36:16,374 Whee! 548 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:20,545 Oh, come on! 549 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:24,334 Ah! It kills. It kills. Ah! 550 00:36:24,376 --> 00:36:27,087 Ow! 551 00:36:29,256 --> 00:36:31,675 - Not exactly a hub city, I guess. - No! 552 00:36:31,710 --> 00:36:33,892 But we'll come back in the morning. 553 00:36:33,927 --> 00:36:36,304 - What do we do for the next 12 hours? - Come on. 554 00:36:36,346 --> 00:36:41,434 - I have an instinct about these things. - No! It's hailing! No! 555 00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:48,400 How are you? 556 00:36:48,441 --> 00:36:50,443 It's so good to see you! 557 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,492 - You gotta see Linda. Remember Linda? - Hi! 558 00:36:57,534 --> 00:37:01,496 Hey, you guys, look who came. Bridget's getting married this weekend. 559 00:37:03,957 --> 00:37:08,628 Hey, hey, hey, hey 560 00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:12,716 - Ouch! It kills! It kills! - Hey, hey, hey, hey 561 00:37:12,757 --> 00:37:15,809 Oh! Oh, man! 562 00:37:15,844 --> 00:37:19,931 - It's open 24 hours. - What are you doing? No, no, hey. 563 00:37:19,973 --> 00:37:22,350 Benjie, they cannot kick us out. 564 00:37:22,392 --> 00:37:25,395 - Please, get up. - Oh, God! 565 00:37:25,437 --> 00:37:28,231 I love this place so much. 566 00:37:28,273 --> 00:37:31,192 - Oh! Oh! - This is dry. It's the best thing I can say. 567 00:37:31,234 --> 00:37:35,113 Oh, my God, this is heaven. 568 00:37:35,155 --> 00:37:40,493 Baby has an old witch doll My baby rang his bell 569 00:37:45,999 --> 00:37:50,170 I didn't have the time to tell my baby fare you well 570 00:37:50,211 --> 00:37:54,007 Hey, hey, hey, hey 571 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:07,187 Takes him down. 572 00:38:08,855 --> 00:38:11,733 I just wish we'd stayed in touch. 573 00:38:11,775 --> 00:38:15,528 - I regret not keeping the friendship going. - We're friends. 574 00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:19,074 Steve, friends. 575 00:38:19,115 --> 00:38:22,577 I regret that too. 576 00:38:29,292 --> 00:38:33,338 How can I just let you walk away 577 00:38:33,373 --> 00:38:37,384 Let you leave without a trace 578 00:38:37,425 --> 00:38:41,471 When I stand here taking every breath 579 00:38:41,513 --> 00:38:45,934 With you Ooh, ooh 580 00:38:45,976 --> 00:38:52,107 You're the only one who really knew me at all 581 00:38:52,148 --> 00:38:55,819 So take a look at me now 582 00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:59,364 There's just an empty space 583 00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:03,660 There's nothing left here to remind me 584 00:39:03,702 --> 00:39:06,621 Just the memory of your face 585 00:39:06,656 --> 00:39:10,792 Take a look at me now 586 00:39:14,004 --> 00:39:17,549 - Do you remember that song? - Yeah. 587 00:39:17,591 --> 00:39:20,552 I thought you would. 588 00:39:20,594 --> 00:39:23,388 All I'm saying is that I don't understand the idea of living... 589 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,016 with just one person for the rest of my life. 590 00:39:26,051 --> 00:39:28,476 How do you make a choice like that? 591 00:39:28,518 --> 00:39:30,437 That's like choosing what you're gonna wear in 25 years. 592 00:39:30,478 --> 00:39:33,710 It things worked that way, everyone would still be wearing hot pants. 593 00:39:33,745 --> 00:39:36,943 - Ya dig? - I never wore hot pants, so there goes your whole argument. 594 00:39:36,985 --> 00:39:40,238 Hey, life is supposed to be a ride, right? 595 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,034 You want to be on your deathbed saying, "I played by all the rules," or "I lived"? 596 00:39:44,075 --> 00:39:47,454 'Cause I lived. I loved. I fought. I broke hearts. 597 00:39:47,495 --> 00:39:50,373 I screamed. I bled. 598 00:39:50,415 --> 00:39:52,959 I guess thinking like that can explain your hostility toward marriage. 599 00:39:53,001 --> 00:39:56,880 I don't have hostility toward marriage. I just have hostility towards my husband. 600 00:39:56,915 --> 00:39:59,633 You're married? 601 00:39:59,674 --> 00:40:01,600 Yep. Twice, actually. 602 00:40:01,635 --> 00:40:04,971 you saw him. I was kissing him at the airport. 603 00:40:05,013 --> 00:40:09,184 My husband Carl was a hustler from the first day I met him. 604 00:40:09,219 --> 00:40:12,270 Who am I to talk? I was a dog walker. 605 00:40:12,312 --> 00:40:16,149 He convinced me I should invest in a bagel store down in Savannah, 606 00:40:16,191 --> 00:40:18,443 because he thought they couldn't make good bagels. 607 00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,368 That's why they lost the Civil War. 608 00:40:20,403 --> 00:40:22,781 Of course, we had to invest all my money, 609 00:40:22,822 --> 00:40:26,451 because Carl's was tied up in some phony tax shelter. 610 00:40:26,486 --> 00:40:30,080 - Is that your $25,000 you were talking about? - Yep. 611 00:40:30,121 --> 00:40:34,584 I am going to sell the place, get the last in a string of divorces. 612 00:40:34,626 --> 00:40:38,255 of course, he doesn't know about it, or the divorce. 613 00:40:38,296 --> 00:40:41,132 Wow. What a story. 614 00:40:41,174 --> 00:40:44,719 So do you think it's a terrible thing I'm doing? 615 00:40:44,761 --> 00:40:49,432 You know, deceiving my husband? 616 00:40:49,474 --> 00:40:54,104 No, I - It's none of my business. 617 00:40:54,145 --> 00:40:57,440 Well, I do. 618 00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:04,197 Beg you listen me, don't be kissin' me till I'm done 619 00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:08,243 I'm some champion of reason like seasoning 620 00:41:08,285 --> 00:41:11,288 Pepper your thoughts with spice and entice you to a space 621 00:41:11,329 --> 00:41:14,082 Where bass players or layers are leaps 622 00:41:14,124 --> 00:41:16,835 Think what I think with my prayers, it's nice 623 00:41:16,876 --> 00:41:19,546 My world is everything I've become contained 624 00:41:19,588 --> 00:41:22,132 In the hum between voice and drum 625 00:41:22,173 --> 00:41:24,968 I'm comin' from the same place I'm still runnin' from 626 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:30,181 Even sittin' in the garden I can still get stung 627 00:41:41,443 --> 00:41:45,989 - Hi. - Hello. 628 00:41:46,031 --> 00:41:50,410 I'm gonna go outside and take a walk. 629 00:41:50,452 --> 00:41:53,455 Will you watch my stuff for me? 630 00:41:53,490 --> 00:41:56,875 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 631 00:42:20,857 --> 00:42:23,443 My Jesus 632 00:43:11,241 --> 00:43:15,036 Mr. Spiro, hi. It's Sarah Lewis. 633 00:43:15,078 --> 00:43:20,917 Yeah, listen, I'm on my way down to sell the bagel shop. I should be there- 634 00:43:20,959 --> 00:43:23,128 What? 635 00:43:27,382 --> 00:43:30,141 No. 636 00:43:30,176 --> 00:43:33,179 Mr. Spiro, I think that's a misunderstanding, 637 00:43:33,221 --> 00:43:36,558 'cause the man who called couldn't possibly have been my husband. 638 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,811 No. 639 00:43:41,771 --> 00:43:47,193 No, Mr. Spiro, actually, my husband - He's coming with me to sell the property. 640 00:43:47,235 --> 00:43:49,744 - Hi. - No, no, no, no. I have these. How ya doin'? 641 00:43:49,779 --> 00:43:52,532 - It's okay. I can pay for them. - It's the least I can do. 642 00:43:52,567 --> 00:43:54,659 - Two for the 9:30 to Savannah, please. - Thank you. 643 00:43:54,701 --> 00:43:56,786 Residents of Savannah, Georgia, are at risk... 644 00:43:56,870 --> 00:44:00,749 for the hurricane to make landfall by tomorrow afternoon. 645 00:44:00,790 --> 00:44:03,126 Where's my wallet? 646 00:44:10,342 --> 00:44:13,136 Fun in the sun. 647 00:44:13,178 --> 00:44:16,598 You've already won. We're taking you to Miami. 648 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,684 Hey, Ben, you know what this is? 649 00:44:19,726 --> 00:44:23,320 This is one of those real estate things where they give you prizes. 650 00:44:23,355 --> 00:44:27,150 You look at one of their condos. I used to do phone solicitation for these guys. 651 00:44:27,185 --> 00:44:29,486 I was wonderin' why you hadn't mentioned phone solicitation. 652 00:44:29,527 --> 00:44:33,281 They'll take you anywhere it they think there's a chance of you buyin' a condo. 653 00:44:33,323 --> 00:44:36,618 I'm sure you've done this before, but it's not my speed. 654 00:44:36,660 --> 00:44:38,960 Benjie, make you a deal, okay? 655 00:44:38,995 --> 00:44:42,624 I will get you on the bus. I'll get you down to Savannah for your wedding, 656 00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:47,879 if once we're down there just for a couple of minutes, you pretend you're my husband. 657 00:44:47,921 --> 00:44:51,841 What do I have to do? Treat you badly and get you to make bad investments? 658 00:44:51,883 --> 00:44:56,221 No. We have no other option. What options do we have? Zero. None. 659 00:44:56,263 --> 00:44:59,683 Yet still somehow, they seem more appealing than this one. 660 00:44:59,718 --> 00:45:02,143 I'm going another way. Wait, Sarah. 661 00:45:02,185 --> 00:45:06,731 - I don't wanna be your husband. - Ben. Ben. 662 00:45:06,773 --> 00:45:10,610 - Do you think I like these? - I don't know. Everybody's different. 663 00:45:10,652 --> 00:45:13,947 No, Ben, this is not for me. This is for a little person. 664 00:45:13,989 --> 00:45:18,743 - I know, your nephew. - No, not my nephew, my son. 665 00:45:18,785 --> 00:45:21,830 - You have a son? - Yes, I have a son. 666 00:45:21,871 --> 00:45:27,210 I have a ten-year-old boy who lives in Savannah with my first ex-husband. 667 00:45:27,245 --> 00:45:29,963 And, um, I haven't seen him in, like, two years. 668 00:45:30,005 --> 00:45:34,301 I wanted to take the money from the store, and I wanted to give it to him... 669 00:45:34,336 --> 00:45:37,352 for college or school or whatever he wanted. 670 00:45:37,387 --> 00:45:43,059 It didn't matter to me, but I can't go in there empty-handed. 671 00:45:43,094 --> 00:45:46,271 So, please? 672 00:45:48,565 --> 00:45:50,400 Hey, everybody. I want your attention for one second. 673 00:45:50,442 --> 00:45:52,235 Hey, everybody. I want your attention for one second. 674 00:45:52,270 --> 00:45:54,404 I'm like to introduce two new sun seekers. 675 00:45:54,446 --> 00:45:57,073 Okay, Ben and Sarah. 676 00:45:57,115 --> 00:45:59,576 - Holmes and Lewis. - Just married. 677 00:45:59,618 --> 00:46:02,287 Yes, I'm keeping my name. What am I? His slave? 678 00:46:02,329 --> 00:46:05,714 They missed their bus, so I thought we'd give them a ride. 679 00:46:05,749 --> 00:46:09,294 Actually, as it turns out, they are looking for a place to live. 680 00:46:09,336 --> 00:46:13,924 We were gonna stay with his parents, but I can take that for a week before I poke out my eye. 681 00:46:13,959 --> 00:46:16,558 No offense, honey, but really, they're not human. 682 00:46:16,593 --> 00:46:20,347 And guess what, everybody. You're gonna love this. Ben is a doctor. 683 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:25,852 We came to the right bus. 684 00:46:25,894 --> 00:46:29,105 Tell 'em what your specialty is. 685 00:46:29,147 --> 00:46:32,359 What's your specialty, pooky? 686 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,492 Tsk. 687 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:37,447 He's a surgeon. Yeah. 688 00:46:37,489 --> 00:46:39,783 - Going to be. - Going. 689 00:46:39,824 --> 00:46:42,035 He's shy. Brain surgeon. 690 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,163 That's why we're relocating down to Miami. 691 00:46:45,205 --> 00:46:48,833 Let's face facts. It's like one big emergency room down there. 692 00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:51,211 No offense. No offense. 693 00:46:57,592 --> 00:47:01,471 Every day I get in the queue 694 00:47:01,506 --> 00:47:03,390 Too much, magic bus 695 00:47:03,431 --> 00:47:07,442 Get on the bus It takes me to you 696 00:47:07,477 --> 00:47:11,314 I'm so nervous I just sit down and smile 697 00:47:11,356 --> 00:47:16,653 Okay, one hour fiesta. A little taste of Mexico, and you can drink the water. 698 00:47:16,695 --> 00:47:20,789 Ben Holmes. Sorry about the collect call. 699 00:47:20,824 --> 00:47:26,496 I'll reimburse you when I get - Okay. Is Bridget around? 700 00:47:26,531 --> 00:47:30,333 Uh-huh. She's out to lunch. Okay. Who's Steve? 701 00:47:32,502 --> 00:47:34,796 - Come on. - Yes. 702 00:47:34,831 --> 00:47:37,055 Hyah, hyah, hyah. 703 00:47:37,090 --> 00:47:40,760 Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah. 704 00:47:42,429 --> 00:47:44,472 Hi. 705 00:47:44,514 --> 00:47:46,808 You wanna go on the spinning sombrero ride? 706 00:47:46,850 --> 00:47:49,060 - No, not really. - Oh, come on. 707 00:47:49,102 --> 00:47:51,271 Bunch of 70-year-olds are going. Come on. 708 00:47:51,313 --> 00:47:53,440 Sarah, there's two kinds of people in life. 709 00:47:53,481 --> 00:47:56,943 The kind that look at the spinning sombrero ride and think... 710 00:47:56,978 --> 00:47:58,862 that there's maybe some amusement to be had there... 711 00:47:58,904 --> 00:48:01,698 and the kind that look at it and think, "Where will I throw up after?" 712 00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:04,868 You really should get some thrills in your life before you die. 713 00:48:04,903 --> 00:48:07,245 - Nausea is not a thrill. - Shh! 714 00:48:08,914 --> 00:48:11,374 I've noticed you around. 715 00:48:11,416 --> 00:48:13,627 Everybody, say, "Come on, Ben. " 716 00:48:13,662 --> 00:48:16,588 Come on, Ben! 717 00:48:16,630 --> 00:48:17,964 All right. 718 00:48:17,999 --> 00:48:19,466 Whoo! 719 00:48:27,265 --> 00:48:30,810 Don't throw up on me, Tony. 720 00:48:30,852 --> 00:48:32,687 Let it out, baby! 721 00:48:52,290 --> 00:48:54,376 Murray! 722 00:48:56,586 --> 00:48:58,838 Hey! Stop the ride! 723 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,174 Stop the ride! 724 00:49:04,261 --> 00:49:07,472 Give him some room. 725 00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:10,350 Where's Dr. Holmes? Anybody see Dr. Holmes? Dr. Holmes! 726 00:49:10,385 --> 00:49:16,273 Dr. Holmes, I think we, uh - I think we need you. 727 00:49:18,149 --> 00:49:22,988 Step back. Let the doctor do some work, huh? 728 00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:27,867 - Uh, all right. Call 911. - Somebody call 911! 729 00:49:27,902 --> 00:49:29,786 We're gonna get your head back here. 730 00:49:29,828 --> 00:49:33,373 Okay. Listen for breath, check for a pulse. 731 00:49:33,415 --> 00:49:36,341 Hey, you know what. Step back, guys. 732 00:49:36,376 --> 00:49:42,048 Let him breathe a little bit, huh? Step back. 733 00:49:45,552 --> 00:49:48,263 Excuse me, guys. Excuse me. 734 00:49:48,298 --> 00:49:50,939 Dr. Keller, this is Dr. Holmes. 735 00:49:50,974 --> 00:49:54,311 He suffered an acute myocardial infarction... 736 00:49:54,352 --> 00:49:57,647 that was complicated by ventricular fibrillation. 737 00:49:57,689 --> 00:50:00,532 Okay. 738 00:50:00,567 --> 00:50:04,446 But he's going to be fine. You saved his life. Good work, Doctor. 739 00:50:04,487 --> 00:50:06,615 Good work. 740 00:50:06,656 --> 00:50:10,410 Hey, everyone, I think out of respect for Florence, 741 00:50:10,445 --> 00:50:12,913 we're gonna stay here in town tonight, okay? 742 00:50:12,948 --> 00:50:16,381 I made arrangements at a local motel. 743 00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:20,712 We really have to get on the road, so we're gonna part ways here. 744 00:50:20,754 --> 00:50:25,508 - I absolutely insist. See ya outside. - No, no, no, we're- 745 00:50:33,767 --> 00:50:37,145 Wow. What a passion pit. 746 00:50:37,187 --> 00:50:40,941 It's the honeymoon suite. Imagine what the wedding must have been like. 747 00:50:40,982 --> 00:50:42,817 Mm-mmm. 748 00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:58,124 I think I'm gonna take a bath. 749 00:51:14,808 --> 00:51:16,810 - Hi. - Door won't close. 750 00:51:16,851 --> 00:51:19,813 Need some help? 751 00:51:23,066 --> 00:51:26,486 Thank you. 752 00:52:08,111 --> 00:52:11,323 Oh, yeah. Oh. 753 00:52:11,364 --> 00:52:16,036 If I call three times a day 754 00:52:16,077 --> 00:52:20,707 Come and drive my blues away 755 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:26,713 Be ready to play 756 00:52:26,755 --> 00:52:31,343 Do your, do your 757 00:52:31,384 --> 00:52:35,555 If you want to have some luck 758 00:52:35,590 --> 00:52:39,726 Give your baby your last buck 759 00:52:39,761 --> 00:52:42,896 And it you can't be 760 00:52:42,938 --> 00:52:45,023 With the one you love, honey 761 00:52:45,065 --> 00:52:47,609 Love the one you're with 762 00:52:47,651 --> 00:52:49,986 Love the one you're with 763 00:52:50,028 --> 00:52:54,824 - I heard you said you didn't love me 764 00:52:57,744 --> 00:53:00,712 If I need attention 765 00:53:00,747 --> 00:53:06,461 Call, I'll call you on the phone 766 00:53:06,503 --> 00:53:10,305 I'm gonna head down to the gift shop. 767 00:53:10,340 --> 00:53:15,262 - It's Ben. - Okay. Thanks for clearing that up. 768 00:53:15,303 --> 00:53:18,647 If my radiator gets too hot 769 00:53:18,682 --> 00:53:22,519 Yeah, Dad, uh, wire the money to, uh, 770 00:53:22,561 --> 00:53:25,737 Cash-O-Gram office in Orin, South Carolina. 771 00:53:25,772 --> 00:53:29,074 Yeah, Ben, Orin, South Carolina, but what are you do- 772 00:53:29,109 --> 00:53:31,945 - What is he doing in South Carolina? - I'm handling this. 773 00:53:31,987 --> 00:53:33,905 What are you doing in South Carolina? 774 00:53:33,947 --> 00:53:36,741 What's going on? Are you coming through the Bermuda Triangle? 775 00:53:36,783 --> 00:53:39,369 Could I talk to you guys a second? 776 00:53:39,404 --> 00:53:41,288 - Certainly. - Yeah, sure. 777 00:53:41,329 --> 00:53:44,874 I was wondering- I mean, I- Are you happy? 778 00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:48,260 - You're asking if we're happy? - Yeah. 779 00:53:48,295 --> 00:53:50,672 - We're very proud of you. - That's not what he asked. 780 00:53:50,714 --> 00:53:53,008 - He asked if we're happy. - I heard what he said. 781 00:53:53,049 --> 00:53:55,635 - Why shouldn't we be happy? - I mean, uh- 782 00:53:55,677 --> 00:53:58,179 With your lives together, with your marriage. 783 00:53:58,221 --> 00:54:01,224 - What kind of questions are these? - What's this about? 784 00:54:02,601 --> 00:54:05,729 Well, on the way down here, I met this woman. 785 00:54:05,770 --> 00:54:08,857 - Oh, Ben, you idiot! - Would you let him talk? 786 00:54:08,899 --> 00:54:10,400 What woman, you idiot? 787 00:54:10,525 --> 00:54:12,450 She's just - It's not like that. 788 00:54:12,485 --> 00:54:15,947 It's just that she's completely different than anyone I've ever met. 789 00:54:15,989 --> 00:54:18,033 Please! They always are! 790 00:54:18,074 --> 00:54:20,076 This is not good timing. 791 00:54:20,118 --> 00:54:23,413 - You're supposed to be getting married. - I know, Mom. 792 00:54:23,455 --> 00:54:29,002 I want to know how, when you got married, how you knew you were the right ones for one another. 793 00:54:29,037 --> 00:54:30,712 I understand. Listen to me. 794 00:54:30,754 --> 00:54:35,967 Ben, when I met your father, I had an opportunity to marry Sam Wellman. 795 00:54:36,009 --> 00:54:38,970 - Sam Wellman? - Shh! Will you please? 796 00:54:39,012 --> 00:54:42,224 - Who is now a very prominent businessman- - He sells pools. 797 00:54:42,265 --> 00:54:45,435 They're not even built-in. They're the kind you blow up. 798 00:54:45,477 --> 00:54:47,520 - Some are built-in. - Even they leak. 799 00:54:47,646 --> 00:54:49,606 It's okay. You know what? It's tine. 800 00:54:49,648 --> 00:54:51,566 I was just curious, but it's- 801 00:54:51,608 --> 00:54:53,652 Dad, I appreciate it if you could wire the money. 802 00:54:53,693 --> 00:54:57,530 - I'll be down there as soon as I can, okay? - Okay, kid. Take care, huh? 803 00:54:57,572 --> 00:55:00,700 Yeah. Bye-bye. 804 00:55:00,735 --> 00:55:02,869 Thanks. 805 00:55:10,168 --> 00:55:12,796 - Whoo! Okay. Okay, now, we're honeymooning. 806 00:55:12,831 --> 00:55:15,013 All right. 807 00:55:15,048 --> 00:55:17,133 But, I mean, it seems like what you're saying, though, 808 00:55:17,175 --> 00:55:19,719 is that marriage itself is good. 809 00:55:19,761 --> 00:55:24,224 Oh, you know, yeah - You gotta remember your parents were young once. 810 00:55:24,266 --> 00:55:26,434 They went out dancing. 811 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,104 They made love in the back seats of cars. 812 00:55:29,145 --> 00:55:32,148 Then they got married and had kids, and the kids, they slowly... 813 00:55:32,190 --> 00:55:34,442 sucked the life right out of them, 814 00:55:34,484 --> 00:55:37,988 until all their passion, all their visions of a life... 815 00:55:38,029 --> 00:55:41,575 of great adventure are reduced to hoping to be able... 816 00:55:41,610 --> 00:55:43,535 to sit on a goddamned toilet in peace! 817 00:55:46,871 --> 00:55:47,914 Well, I'm gonna get something to eat, Joe, so I- 818 00:55:47,956 --> 00:55:48,915 Well, I'm gonna get something to eat, Joe, so I- 819 00:55:48,957 --> 00:55:52,085 - I can't believe it! - How weird! 820 00:55:52,127 --> 00:55:55,380 - Ben! Oh my God! - Hey! 821 00:55:55,422 --> 00:55:58,008 - What's going on? Hey, Debbie. - Hi! 822 00:55:58,049 --> 00:55:59,968 - How are ya? - I'm good. 823 00:56:00,010 --> 00:56:02,888 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 824 00:56:02,929 --> 00:56:05,599 Uh, it's - You would not believe what happened to me. 825 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,726 Tell me about it. When they closed La Guardia, I couldn't get a flight... 826 00:56:07,851 --> 00:56:10,645 out of Newark or J.F.K., but, uh, luckily, uh, 827 00:56:10,687 --> 00:56:12,480 Debbie here had a vehicle. 828 00:56:12,522 --> 00:56:15,108 Uh, well, there's a certain symmetry there. Best man, maid of honor. 829 00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:17,110 - You know. - Well, not really. 830 00:56:17,152 --> 00:56:19,070 - This is Joe. - Hi. Farrell. 831 00:56:19,112 --> 00:56:21,197 Head of the Sunshine Seekers Real Estate Company. 832 00:56:21,232 --> 00:56:23,742 Joe, uh - Joe gave me a ride down here. 833 00:56:23,783 --> 00:56:26,161 And it was a pleasure. Quite a couple. 834 00:56:26,202 --> 00:56:29,956 - So, you guys staying here? - No, no, it's like the only place for miles. 835 00:56:29,991 --> 00:56:31,583 You know, we thought we'd stop, get a bite to eat, pee. 836 00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:34,920 - Yeah, so come on. We'll give you a lift. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 837 00:56:34,961 --> 00:56:38,590 - You're not taking the good doctor away from us now. - The good doctor? 838 00:56:38,632 --> 00:56:41,468 So, maybe you guys should just eat, 839 00:56:41,509 --> 00:56:43,470 and I’ll just come back down and meet you in say, you know- 840 00:56:43,511 --> 00:56:45,520 - Fifteen minutes? Is that good? - Great. 841 00:56:45,555 --> 00:56:48,225 - Let me grab the stuff out of my room. - You got a- You got a room? 842 00:56:48,266 --> 00:56:50,894 - Yeah, the honeymoon suite. A little ba-da-bing. 843 00:56:50,936 --> 00:56:53,271 That's right. Rehearsing for tomorrow night. 844 00:56:53,313 --> 00:56:57,234 - What's tomorrow night? - Hey, this kid's gettin' married. 845 00:56:57,275 --> 00:57:00,535 Yeah. 846 00:57:00,570 --> 00:57:03,323 That's - that's funny. He's already married. 847 00:57:09,871 --> 00:57:11,796 That's true, you know, 848 00:57:11,831 --> 00:57:14,716 but, uh, in my heart I'm already there. 849 00:57:14,751 --> 00:57:17,587 But we all have lives to lead, so let's move on with that, and I'll see you guys in a bit. 850 00:57:17,629 --> 00:57:20,590 Nice talking to ya, Joe. Okay, guys. 851 00:57:20,632 --> 00:57:23,718 You gotta have heart 852 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,012 Please, ma'am, I need your signature, ma'am. 853 00:57:26,054 --> 00:57:29,015 Signature? For what? 854 00:57:29,057 --> 00:57:31,226 Look at this. It says "'damaged. " Do you see? 855 00:57:31,268 --> 00:57:34,604 - Can you read, young man? D- A-M-A-G-E-D, damaged. - Damaged. 856 00:57:38,525 --> 00:57:42,487 We're very proud of Ben. 857 00:57:42,529 --> 00:57:46,157 If he's late, believe you me, he has a good reason. 858 00:57:46,199 --> 00:57:49,786 What I don't understand is how, in this day and age... 859 00:57:49,828 --> 00:57:52,956 of A.T.M.'s and cell phones and the Internet... 860 00:57:52,991 --> 00:57:55,590 and Voyager Two, 861 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:59,129 could it take two days- two days- 862 00:57:59,170 --> 00:58:02,591 to get from New York to Savannah. 863 00:58:02,632 --> 00:58:06,386 Oh, don't drink out of the bottle, darling. 864 00:58:06,428 --> 00:58:08,847 Thank you. 865 00:58:08,889 --> 00:58:11,308 We are really very proud of him. 866 00:58:13,476 --> 00:58:16,146 This is ridiculous. 867 00:58:16,187 --> 00:58:18,440 I'll put an end to this right now. 868 00:58:18,481 --> 00:58:23,820 Pretending to be a doctor, listening to my parents' advice on my personal life. 869 00:58:23,855 --> 00:58:27,240 Sarah? Sarah? 870 00:58:36,207 --> 00:58:39,336 And where's my lousy maid of honor? Where's Debbie? 871 00:58:39,377 --> 00:58:41,796 Huh? Can I not at least have that? 872 00:58:41,838 --> 00:58:46,218 Who's supposed to be pouring me drinks while I'm being stood up by the so-called groom? 873 00:58:46,259 --> 00:58:48,053 Answer me that. Thank you. 874 00:58:48,094 --> 00:58:50,972 Honey, he'll be here. It's all gonna work out. 875 00:58:51,014 --> 00:58:53,767 It's true, Bridge. Husband and wife, that is something. 876 00:58:53,808 --> 00:58:56,519 It must be nice to see your parents back together, though. 877 00:58:56,561 --> 00:58:59,105 Yeah, talk about a match made in hell. 878 00:58:59,147 --> 00:59:01,858 What do you mean, "back together?" 879 00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:04,569 What do you mean you're separated? 880 00:59:04,611 --> 00:59:06,404 Oh, honey, baby, sugar lump, 881 00:59:06,446 --> 00:59:09,991 it means your father has an apartment he stays in... 882 00:59:10,033 --> 00:59:12,369 - when you're not here. - I'm never here. 883 00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:14,419 I stay there a lot. 884 00:59:14,454 --> 00:59:17,249 When were you going to tell me? 885 00:59:17,290 --> 00:59:19,376 Honey, we didn't want to spoil your wedding. 886 00:59:19,459 --> 00:59:22,379 This is your special time. Well, it would have been. 887 00:59:23,463 --> 00:59:28,760 Okay. 888 00:59:30,554 --> 00:59:33,640 Get me outta here. 889 00:59:44,734 --> 00:59:47,737 Whoo! 890 01:00:12,429 --> 01:00:17,267 - Look who's here. Hey, Ben. - There's Ben. 891 01:00:22,856 --> 01:00:26,026 I want to buy this man- 892 01:00:29,946 --> 01:00:31,948 Whoo! 893 01:00:43,001 --> 01:00:45,921 Whoo! 894 01:01:01,478 --> 01:01:04,814 Whoo! 895 01:01:12,614 --> 01:01:14,366 Get out there. 896 01:01:14,407 --> 01:01:17,494 How can you resist it? 897 01:01:29,297 --> 01:01:32,634 You look like you should be writing to your congressman to protest cuts in Medicare. 898 01:01:32,676 --> 01:01:34,594 Really? That's exactly the look I was going for, 899 01:01:34,636 --> 01:01:36,930 compliments of Sun Seeker Phyllis. 900 01:01:36,972 --> 01:01:39,147 Listen, Sarah, I just ran into, uh- 901 01:01:39,182 --> 01:01:41,810 Shh. You can't do two things at one time. 902 01:01:41,851 --> 01:01:44,396 - Well, the plans that we sort of- - Okay. 903 01:01:44,437 --> 01:01:48,608 You obviously didn't win your fiancée over on the dance floor either, did you? 904 01:01:53,905 --> 01:01:57,367 How did you and Bridget meet? 905 01:01:57,402 --> 01:02:00,537 - Uh, at a party. - And? 906 01:02:00,579 --> 01:02:03,790 - It was a surprise party. - Oh, what a beautiful story. 907 01:02:03,832 --> 01:02:05,792 It must have been a magical night. 908 01:02:05,834 --> 01:02:07,794 No wonder you can't write your vows. 909 01:02:15,802 --> 01:02:19,347 No offense, but I'm not sure I should be taking romantic advice from you. 910 01:02:19,389 --> 01:02:22,225 - You think? - Failure's a fantastic teacher. 911 01:02:22,267 --> 01:02:24,853 You could learn from my mistakes. I could tell you... 912 01:02:24,895 --> 01:02:27,480 everything I hated about my husbands and my boyfriends so you don't do the same. 913 01:02:27,522 --> 01:02:29,774 - Should I get a pad? - Get a scroll. 914 01:02:29,816 --> 01:02:31,943 - A scroll? - Aw, okay. 915 01:02:31,985 --> 01:02:36,239 Never forget her birthday. Make a really, really big deal out of it. 916 01:02:36,281 --> 01:02:38,373 After sex, hold her for a little while. 917 01:02:38,408 --> 01:02:41,036 - You know, talk to her like a human being. - Ah. 918 01:02:41,077 --> 01:02:45,206 Uh, oh, and do not wear your socks to bed. 919 01:02:45,248 --> 01:02:47,042 - Why? - No socks to bed, 920 01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:49,669 because you might not be all that attractive to begin with. 921 01:02:49,711 --> 01:02:51,630 No. Keep going. 922 01:02:51,671 --> 01:02:55,342 Always, always side with her in an argument with your mother. 923 01:02:55,377 --> 01:02:59,971 Um, listen to her like you mean it. 924 01:03:00,013 --> 01:03:04,100 Supportiveness is a really, really sexy turn-on. 925 01:03:04,135 --> 01:03:05,936 - Never, ever hit. - No. 926 01:03:05,977 --> 01:03:09,064 No. And, um, 927 01:03:09,105 --> 01:03:11,740 - no matter what annoying habits she has, - Mm-hmm. 928 01:03:11,775 --> 01:03:16,071 just realize that she's dealing with a huge mountain of imperfections every day. 929 01:03:16,112 --> 01:03:19,532 So you might just want to let it go. 930 01:03:19,567 --> 01:03:21,701 - That's it. - That's it? 931 01:03:21,743 --> 01:03:25,121 Yep. 932 01:03:58,196 --> 01:04:00,490 - Hey, can I sit there? - Hey. 933 01:04:05,495 --> 01:04:07,831 - Hey- Aaah! Ohhh! - Oh! 934 01:04:07,872 --> 01:04:10,131 Uh, let's get some air. 935 01:04:10,166 --> 01:04:13,378 - Why? - I'm just- I'm hot. 936 01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:16,548 Grilled prawns or something? 937 01:04:18,508 --> 01:04:20,510 One second. 938 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:29,227 - What's the matter with you? - Hmm? 939 01:04:29,269 --> 01:04:31,438 - What's the matter with you? - Nothing's the matter with me. Do, uh- 940 01:04:31,479 --> 01:04:34,357 - Do you know how to swim? - Of course I know how to swim. 941 01:04:55,629 --> 01:04:58,131 Aaah! 942 01:05:03,970 --> 01:05:06,848 I'm tellin' you, I saw him come out here. 943 01:05:06,890 --> 01:05:09,601 That - That's him down there. That's him. 944 01:05:09,643 --> 01:05:13,063 - I don't see anything. - There's a body at the bottom of the pool. 945 01:05:13,104 --> 01:05:15,440 No, I think that's just a big drain. 946 01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:18,985 I don't know what you're talking about. 947 01:05:19,020 --> 01:05:21,571 Oh, and P.S. - you're a moron. 948 01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:24,074 Hello? Excuse me? Hi. Hi. 949 01:05:24,115 --> 01:05:26,618 - Do you know Ben Holmes? - I'm sorry. Know who? 950 01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:29,120 Ben Holmes. Is that Ben at the bottom of the pool? 951 01:05:29,162 --> 01:05:31,998 I don't know, but I could go ask for you. 952 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,799 It's not Ben, okay? He's afraid of the water. 953 01:05:34,834 --> 01:05:38,505 He goes to the beach in a suit and tie. Come on, let's go. 954 01:05:38,547 --> 01:05:40,882 I found it! I got it, I got it. 955 01:05:40,924 --> 01:05:43,718 - What? - Godamn contact lenses. 956 01:05:43,753 --> 01:05:46,478 You oughta just stick with glasses. 957 01:05:46,513 --> 01:05:48,598 Oh, hey, guys? What's going on? What's happening? 958 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,649 - Hi. - Hey, Alan. 959 01:05:50,684 --> 01:05:52,894 This is Sarah. Sarah, Alan. 960 01:05:53,019 --> 01:05:55,689 - This is my best man at my wedding. - Hey. How are you? 961 01:05:55,730 --> 01:05:57,607 Debbie. This is the maid of honor. 962 01:05:57,691 --> 01:06:00,068 - Hi, Debbie. - Hi. 963 01:06:00,110 --> 01:06:02,153 So, how'd you two hook up? 964 01:06:02,195 --> 01:06:04,364 Uh, I wouldn't say that we're hooked up, really. 965 01:06:04,406 --> 01:06:09,417 I sort of barely know this person, but- 966 01:06:09,452 --> 01:06:12,289 You were on the bus, right? Yeah, we rode down on the bus together. 967 01:06:12,330 --> 01:06:15,834 There's a whole group of folks. Rode down together. 968 01:06:15,876 --> 01:06:18,753 Okay, and the whole pool thing? 969 01:06:18,795 --> 01:06:21,513 She fell in the pool, and uh, 970 01:06:21,548 --> 01:06:24,134 didn't look like she was a strong swimmer. 971 01:06:24,175 --> 01:06:26,636 She was kind of flailing around, so I- 972 01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:29,890 There's no lifeguard on duty if you see the sign there, 973 01:06:29,931 --> 01:06:33,191 So I jumped in, and you know, hauled her out. 974 01:06:33,226 --> 01:06:36,354 Then, in the course of that, the contact lens fell out. 975 01:06:36,396 --> 01:06:39,733 Here you go, miss. You oughta be careful with these, because they're- 976 01:06:39,768 --> 01:06:41,568 Here you go. It's your contact lens. 977 01:06:41,610 --> 01:06:43,945 That's a great story. 978 01:06:43,987 --> 01:06:48,366 Bridget's really lucky to be marrying such a great swimmer. 979 01:06:48,408 --> 01:06:52,377 Whoa! What happened here? 980 01:06:52,412 --> 01:06:54,915 Well, perhaps after you dry off, you'll come back in for another dance? 981 01:06:54,956 --> 01:06:58,084 - You got it, Herman. - Dr. Holmes, you don't mind... 982 01:06:58,119 --> 01:07:00,754 if I dance with your wife, do you? 983 01:07:02,756 --> 01:07:05,634 Yeah. You don't mind, do you sweetie? 984 01:07:05,675 --> 01:07:09,429 - All right, all right. Well, I'll see you in there. - Okay. 985 01:07:29,032 --> 01:07:31,493 I'm pretty disappointed in you, Ben. 986 01:07:31,534 --> 01:07:33,954 You know, everybody's always telling Bridget she's so lucky... 987 01:07:33,989 --> 01:07:35,872 because you're such a nice guy. 988 01:07:35,914 --> 01:07:39,376 Debbie, I am a nice guy, all right? This is not what you think. 989 01:07:39,411 --> 01:07:41,753 Okay. Whatever, Dr. Holmes. 990 01:07:41,795 --> 01:07:44,548 Okay? 991 01:07:46,216 --> 01:07:50,637 - Alan? - Ben, you don't need to explain, okay? 992 01:07:50,672 --> 01:07:52,764 Remember, I'm the guy who begged you... 993 01:07:52,806 --> 01:07:55,100 to sleep with more women before you got married. 994 01:07:55,141 --> 01:07:57,185 I am not sleeping with her, man! 995 01:07:57,227 --> 01:07:59,271 Okay? There's nothing going on! 996 01:08:00,939 --> 01:08:03,942 Why - Why won't you listen to me? 997 01:08:03,984 --> 01:08:07,487 - Maybe because I'm getting married tomorrow? - All right, look, Ben. 998 01:08:07,529 --> 01:08:09,447 It you're not gonna take advantage of a night... 999 01:08:09,489 --> 01:08:15,245 that's gonna get you through many sad, pathetic, lonely years, then- 1000 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,163 My God. 1001 01:08:17,205 --> 01:08:19,165 I'll see you in the lobby in five minutes. 1002 01:08:27,841 --> 01:08:29,885 I hate to remind you, but we had a deal, remember? 1003 01:08:29,926 --> 01:08:33,346 You were supposed to be my husband if I got you a ride. Do you remember that? 1004 01:08:33,388 --> 01:08:35,348 Yes, I remember that arrangement. 1005 01:08:35,432 --> 01:08:37,809 I did not, however, presuppose the tact that Debbie... 1006 01:08:37,851 --> 01:08:40,979 is now on her way down to tell my fiancée that I am holed up... 1007 01:08:41,021 --> 01:08:44,107 in a hotel room in South Carolina somewhere with a woman... 1008 01:08:44,149 --> 01:08:46,241 claiming to be the wife of the good Dr. Ben Holmes! 1009 01:08:46,276 --> 01:08:49,404 What was I supposed to do? The Sunshine people think we're married. 1010 01:08:49,446 --> 01:08:54,326 They would have stoned us. As it is, I already feel bad enough about not buying a condo. 1011 01:08:54,367 --> 01:08:56,161 Why don't you just tell Bridget the truth? 1012 01:08:56,202 --> 01:08:58,747 What kind of marriage do you have if she doesn't believe you? 1013 01:08:58,788 --> 01:09:01,291 - Just explain why you're with me- - Sarah, I'm not with you! 1014 01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:03,668 We're not together! This is not a relationship! 1015 01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:06,796 I just happen to be traveling alongside a natural disaster! 1016 01:09:06,838 --> 01:09:09,424 - You know what? I really feel sorry for you. 1017 01:09:09,466 --> 01:09:12,886 'Cause at least when I was getting married, I could admit I was scared. 1018 01:09:12,928 --> 01:09:16,306 - Well, save me your pity, because I am not scared. - You know what? 1019 01:09:16,348 --> 01:09:19,100 You have such a problem with honesty, Ben, you know that? 1020 01:09:19,142 --> 01:09:21,811 - Oh. - You can't tell your fiancée what's going on. 1021 01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:25,607 You can't explain something absolutely simple and innocent to your best man, 1022 01:09:25,649 --> 01:09:27,651 and you are with me, Ben! 1023 01:09:27,692 --> 01:09:29,778 You could have left a hundred times, but you didn't! 1024 01:09:29,819 --> 01:09:32,906 - I tried to! - Then why are you still here? 1025 01:09:32,948 --> 01:09:35,457 I'm leaving! All right, tine! 1026 01:09:35,492 --> 01:09:38,376 You wanna talk about honesty? Let's talk about honesty. 1027 01:09:38,411 --> 01:09:41,456 - Bring it on. - You complain about your life, nonstop, all the time. 1028 01:09:41,498 --> 01:09:43,333 It's all your fault. 1029 01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:47,420 You are a beautiful, incredible woman. You could have any guy you wanted, 1030 01:09:47,455 --> 01:09:49,464 but you keep picking these losers. 1031 01:09:49,506 --> 01:09:52,259 And the only thing I can think of is that you choose these guys... 1032 01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:55,011 who are intellectually inferior to you so that you can control them, 1033 01:09:55,053 --> 01:09:59,140 but still feel conveniently wounded when the relationship ends. 1034 01:09:59,182 --> 01:10:02,852 You're the one that's afraid of commitment. You back out of every job you ever have! 1035 01:10:02,887 --> 01:10:05,487 You run away from anyone and anything, 1036 01:10:05,522 --> 01:10:08,441 and you think it's so unconventional and liberating, 1037 01:10:08,483 --> 01:10:11,361 when in tact, it's just cowardice and juvenile... 1038 01:10:11,403 --> 01:10:13,411 and unable to face the real world! 1039 01:10:13,446 --> 01:10:16,241 Ha! Okay, you want honesty, I'll give you honesty. 1040 01:10:16,283 --> 01:10:18,952 Do you know why you can't write your marriage vows? 1041 01:10:18,994 --> 01:10:22,122 Because you are absolutely terrified that you have nothing to say. 1042 01:10:22,163 --> 01:10:25,000 And why would you, Ben? Because you run around so scared... 1043 01:10:25,041 --> 01:10:29,379 that life is gonna throw you this curveball that'll completely shatter... 1044 01:10:29,421 --> 01:10:33,383 this crystal clear, perfect existence that you've created for yourself in your Day Timer, 1045 01:10:33,425 --> 01:10:37,304 that you blurb your way out of feeling anything emotional, anything real. 1046 01:10:37,345 --> 01:10:41,224 You have no emotions, and that's what makes you a shitty writer, Ben. 1047 01:10:41,259 --> 01:10:44,728 You know what? At least I don't sit around obsessing... 1048 01:10:44,769 --> 01:10:46,646 that no one's going to come to my funeral, 1049 01:10:46,730 --> 01:10:48,899 because I have relationships that last longer than a week. 1050 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:51,109 - My funeral is gonna be packed! - You know what, Ben? 1051 01:10:51,151 --> 01:10:53,987 That is just great. And I know your eulogy... 1052 01:10:54,029 --> 01:10:57,407 is gonna look so nice on the back of a book cover. 1053 01:10:57,449 --> 01:11:00,827 I just think you are an immature, selfish person. 1054 01:11:00,862 --> 01:11:03,044 Well, I'm obviously wrong. 1055 01:11:03,079 --> 01:11:07,500 Have a fabulous time in Westchester. I do hope you enjoy the minivan. 1056 01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:11,838 God! How great it must be to be so cool and above everyone, huh? 1057 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,049 It must be great! Let me ask you somethin'. 1058 01:11:14,090 --> 01:11:16,927 How cool is it to abandon your kid? 1059 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:21,014 I was 17 years old, okay? Fuck you. You don't know anything about it. 1060 01:11:21,056 --> 01:11:23,016 - All right, well, try 27, Sarah, - Nothing. 1061 01:11:23,099 --> 01:11:25,393 because seventeen's not working anymore. 1062 01:11:25,435 --> 01:11:29,689 Okay, Ben, take your marriage Clift Notes and have a nice wedding, okay? 1063 01:11:29,731 --> 01:11:32,108 - Have a nice divorce. - Okay. 1064 01:11:33,109 --> 01:11:36,529 Four, three, two, one. 1065 01:11:36,571 --> 01:11:38,823 - Okay, I'm leaving. - Hey, Deb, he's comin'. 1066 01:11:38,865 --> 01:11:42,410 Five minutes. There he is. I think he's - Come on! 1067 01:11:42,452 --> 01:11:45,587 No, no, no, don't- 1068 01:11:45,622 --> 01:11:48,792 - Well, that was smooth. - You're getting married tomorrow, Ben. 1069 01:11:48,827 --> 01:11:52,170 What's your point? 1070 01:11:52,212 --> 01:11:55,215 Well, you see, if I'm gonna turn my life around, 1071 01:11:55,257 --> 01:11:57,474 I can't very well break up your marriage. 1072 01:11:57,509 --> 01:12:00,470 I'll have bad luck for the rest of my life, karmically speaking, and I- 1073 01:12:01,471 --> 01:12:03,431 I am getting married tomorrow, 1074 01:12:03,473 --> 01:12:06,810 I have nonrefundable tickets to Hawaii, 1075 01:12:06,851 --> 01:12:10,146 and I cannot make myself leave this room. 1076 01:12:11,189 --> 01:12:13,984 Well, I like you too, Ben. 1077 01:12:15,485 --> 01:12:17,404 I- 1078 01:12:17,445 --> 01:12:20,156 I can't go through with a marriage like that. I can't. 1079 01:12:20,198 --> 01:12:23,702 Ben, relax. We didn't even get to second base. 1080 01:12:23,743 --> 01:12:26,329 Have you seen Dr. Holmes and his wife? 1081 01:12:26,364 --> 01:12:28,373 We're doing the raffle. 1082 01:12:28,415 --> 01:12:31,209 He's not Dr. Holmes, and she's not his wife. 1083 01:12:31,251 --> 01:12:33,837 Okey dokey? Okey dokey? 1084 01:12:41,094 --> 01:12:43,179 I'm gonna tell her. 1085 01:12:44,890 --> 01:12:47,350 I think at the very least she deserves that. 1086 01:12:47,392 --> 01:12:49,853 If I can feel this way about someone else- 1087 01:12:49,895 --> 01:12:52,147 Hey! Come on! 1088 01:12:52,188 --> 01:12:55,901 - Why does this have to get dangerous? - Get in, you freak! 1089 01:12:55,942 --> 01:12:58,159 God! 1090 01:12:58,194 --> 01:13:00,864 Is that your ride? 1091 01:13:00,906 --> 01:13:03,533 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 1092 01:13:05,410 --> 01:13:08,587 Now what are you gonna do? 1093 01:13:08,622 --> 01:13:11,541 I don't know. Let's go get the money my father wired. 1094 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:14,461 That should get us a cab at least. 1095 01:13:23,345 --> 01:13:25,931 This is actually the perfect car for this trip. 1096 01:13:25,972 --> 01:13:30,227 It's already been wrecked, totaled and destroyed. What else can go wrong? 1097 01:13:49,412 --> 01:13:52,082 Well, you asked. 1098 01:13:52,123 --> 01:13:56,795 Really. That's interesting. 1099 01:13:56,836 --> 01:13:59,756 That's not really that funny, actually. 1100 01:14:03,176 --> 01:14:06,513 I think we should just sit here and wait for the locusts to come! 1101 01:14:09,641 --> 01:14:12,519 Oh, my God. 1102 01:14:12,561 --> 01:14:15,320 - Oh. - Oh. 1103 01:14:15,355 --> 01:14:18,692 - Yeah. All righty. - Yeah. 1104 01:14:18,733 --> 01:14:22,571 She's on tire, Ben. 1105 01:14:44,134 --> 01:14:47,304 Well. I guess we should, uh- 1106 01:14:49,806 --> 01:14:53,643 Yeah. We should- 1107 01:15:32,515 --> 01:15:34,935 I am slipping! 1108 01:15:37,771 --> 01:15:40,405 This is so wrong. 1109 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:43,693 But it feels so right to me. 1110 01:15:51,952 --> 01:15:54,829 Oh, good evening. 1111 01:15:54,871 --> 01:15:56,790 Good evening. Good evening. 1112 01:15:56,831 --> 01:15:59,417 - Hi, Joe. - It is a good evening, isn't it? 1113 01:15:59,452 --> 01:16:02,963 Dr. Holmes, or whoever it is you are. 1114 01:16:03,004 --> 01:16:08,093 We made a call. There's no Dr. Ben Holmes in New York City. 1115 01:16:08,134 --> 01:16:10,345 Unless you're a veterinary brain surgeon. 1116 01:16:10,387 --> 01:16:14,099 Well, all God's creatures are welcome in my office. 1117 01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:17,394 But the way you two carry on, you oughta be ashamed of yourselves! 1118 01:16:17,429 --> 01:16:21,439 - You tell 'em. - There is the matter of your bill. 1119 01:16:23,525 --> 01:16:26,611 Thank you very much. 1120 01:16:26,653 --> 01:16:28,697 I'm really sorry. 1121 01:16:28,738 --> 01:16:31,658 - Let's look at this bill here. - Seems a little excessive. 1122 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:34,578 No, if you add the two and the two, that's tour, and then, uh- 1123 01:16:37,163 --> 01:16:40,208 Run! Jesus! Jesus! 1124 01:16:41,668 --> 01:16:43,837 How long do you think before they call the police? 1125 01:16:43,879 --> 01:16:48,390 - Oh, about five minutes ago. - All right. 1126 01:16:48,425 --> 01:16:52,095 Yesterday I was just trying to get married, today I'm a fugitive. 1127 01:16:52,137 --> 01:16:54,139 Okay, I get it now. 1128 01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:56,558 This is a sign. This whole thing is a sign. 1129 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:59,102 I am not supposed to get married. Loud and clear. 1130 01:16:59,137 --> 01:17:02,856 We have to be in Savannah in the morning. 1131 01:17:02,891 --> 01:17:05,358 The fuzz are after us. 1132 01:17:06,902 --> 01:17:11,615 Hey, Ben, how much was that car we saw back in the lot? 1133 01:17:11,650 --> 01:17:14,117 The disaster car? It was $150. 1134 01:17:14,159 --> 01:17:16,453 'Cause I'm thinking that if, uh- 1135 01:17:16,494 --> 01:17:18,955 It somebody went into this place right here... 1136 01:17:18,997 --> 01:17:22,792 and did, you know, a little bump and grind for the good old boys, they could, uh- 1137 01:17:22,834 --> 01:17:26,630 they could probably walk out of there with that amount of money in their pocket. 1138 01:17:26,665 --> 01:17:28,847 Strip dancing? 1139 01:17:28,882 --> 01:17:31,635 You're saying you'd just go in and strip dance? I'm talking about something serious. 1140 01:17:31,670 --> 01:17:34,179 Ben, let's weigh out our alternatives here. 1141 01:17:34,221 --> 01:17:36,306 On one hand, what do we have? We have a little harmless dancing... 1142 01:17:36,348 --> 01:17:39,601 that gets us to Savannah where I have $25,000 waiting for me, 1143 01:17:39,643 --> 01:17:43,104 and you have what, 130 of your closest family and friends waiting for you. 1144 01:17:43,139 --> 01:17:45,440 And on the other hand, we have - oh, look, we have nothing. 1145 01:17:45,482 --> 01:17:49,569 Oh, there's nothing there. So, we have dancing, going to Savannah. Oh, nothing! 1146 01:17:49,604 --> 01:17:52,906 - I see where you're going with this. - You know I'm right. 1147 01:17:55,617 --> 01:17:57,536 The fuzz. 1148 01:17:57,577 --> 01:18:01,289 All right. Am I being too prudish about this? 1149 01:18:01,331 --> 01:18:04,626 Is that what it is? Maybe I am. I just gotta open my mind. 1150 01:18:04,668 --> 01:18:07,629 You go in there, you take your clothes off, you have the power. 1151 01:18:07,671 --> 01:18:10,590 Post-feminist. It's aggressive. You have the power and control. 1152 01:18:10,632 --> 01:18:13,385 I know what I'm doing. Watch my back. 1153 01:18:13,426 --> 01:18:16,555 Watch your back? What, are we on Mod Squad now? 1154 01:18:20,183 --> 01:18:22,143 - Hiya. How ya doin'? - Good. 1155 01:18:22,185 --> 01:18:25,570 I was wondering if y'all had any entertainment. 1156 01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:29,192 - We got a pool table out back. - What would you say to somebody dancing on it... 1157 01:18:29,227 --> 01:18:32,946 for a set price of, I don't know, $150? 1158 01:18:32,988 --> 01:18:36,533 I could guarantee you a really good show. 1159 01:18:36,575 --> 01:18:40,537 - $150 seems like a lot of money. - What? Look at her. 1160 01:18:40,579 --> 01:18:43,790 I am looking at her. I'm not interested. 1161 01:18:46,251 --> 01:18:48,962 How much for you to dance? 1162 01:18:49,004 --> 01:18:52,264 - Excuse me? - Ben, 1163 01:18:52,299 --> 01:18:55,093 I think this is one of these places... 1164 01:18:55,135 --> 01:18:59,514 where everyone would much rather see you dance than see me dance. 1165 01:19:00,849 --> 01:19:03,268 - You mean- - Get your hands off of my man 1166 01:19:03,310 --> 01:19:07,981 Get your hands off of my man 1167 01:19:10,066 --> 01:19:12,444 It's not funny anymore, because I don't even like... 1168 01:19:12,485 --> 01:19:14,369 to be naked at home in my shower by myself. 1169 01:19:14,404 --> 01:19:16,823 - So, it was okay for me a minute ago? - Well, it's on your resume. 1170 01:19:16,865 --> 01:19:18,825 If you want me to blurb you a novel, I could do that. 1171 01:19:18,909 --> 01:19:20,911 So much for power and control, big guy. Get up there. 1172 01:19:20,946 --> 01:19:22,996 - All right, I'm sorry. - There you go. 1173 01:19:38,386 --> 01:19:43,565 Oh, watch me ride 1174 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:49,439 I'm a sexual animal Eat you like a cannibal 1175 01:19:49,481 --> 01:19:51,942 Prime for the energy 1176 01:19:51,983 --> 01:19:55,243 I'm inflammable 1177 01:19:55,278 --> 01:19:59,783 Yeah, I finished my beer So come here 1178 01:19:59,824 --> 01:20:04,287 And get nice while I Lick your ear 1179 01:20:04,322 --> 01:20:06,998 Put your legs over there 1180 01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:10,043 And kinda swing on a chair 1181 01:20:10,085 --> 01:20:12,879 I swear you look wicked 1182 01:20:12,921 --> 01:20:16,716 When your hand is in your hair 1183 01:20:16,758 --> 01:20:20,157 Eyes half closed Cute little nose 1184 01:20:20,192 --> 01:20:23,557 And like a pound of self raising 1185 01:20:23,598 --> 01:20:25,600 I roll and roll 1186 01:20:25,642 --> 01:20:28,937 Step out of my clothes 1187 01:20:28,979 --> 01:20:31,982 Like I'm doing the right thing 1188 01:20:32,023 --> 01:20:36,987 It was pumping and she was frightening 1189 01:20:37,028 --> 01:20:41,992 Yeah, lightning flashed and thunder roared 1190 01:20:43,577 --> 01:20:45,745 They're really cheering for you. You're doing a great job. 1191 01:20:45,787 --> 01:20:48,582 Nope. Everyone in here is looking at your ass. 1192 01:20:48,623 --> 01:20:53,128 This is where I'm lost all night 1193 01:20:53,169 --> 01:20:58,174 If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right 1194 01:20:58,216 --> 01:21:02,304 If loving you is wrong 1195 01:21:02,345 --> 01:21:05,473 I don't wanna be right 1196 01:21:05,515 --> 01:21:08,560 Don't wanna be right 1197 01:21:08,602 --> 01:21:12,147 If I come first Well, that's not worse 1198 01:21:25,911 --> 01:21:29,456 One take like an earthquake 1199 01:21:40,508 --> 01:21:45,722 I'll take a delight in making the bedsprings sing all night 1200 01:21:45,764 --> 01:21:51,102 If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right 1201 01:21:51,144 --> 01:21:54,898 - Whoo! Ha ha! Can do! Let's check it out. - Come on. 1202 01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:57,776 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Look at that! 1203 01:21:57,817 --> 01:22:00,820 Convertible style. 1204 01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:12,666 I'm a sexual animal 1205 01:22:12,707 --> 01:22:15,835 Eat you like a cannibal 1206 01:22:17,212 --> 01:22:20,423 Well, I didn't have... 1207 01:22:20,465 --> 01:22:24,511 the g-string and the cowboy boots, but, uh, I think it was a good showing nonetheless. 1208 01:22:24,553 --> 01:22:26,388 Don't be too proud of yourself. You weren't that good, Ben. 1209 01:22:26,429 --> 01:22:29,057 Don't be jealous. 1210 01:22:29,099 --> 01:22:32,435 It's amazing, because the things you find so exotic and interesting right now... 1211 01:22:32,477 --> 01:22:35,272 are gonna be the same things that you're gonna hate me for in the end. 1212 01:22:35,307 --> 01:22:37,857 Why am I hating you in this scenario? What's- 1213 01:22:37,899 --> 01:22:39,693 Okay? Trust me. 1214 01:22:39,734 --> 01:22:42,654 A lot of stuff’s happened really fast. You're just not registering it. 1215 01:22:42,696 --> 01:22:45,782 It's registering, okay? I'm a gay dancer and I'm proud. 1216 01:22:45,824 --> 01:22:47,826 I'm a gay, gay strip dancer and I love it. 1217 01:22:47,868 --> 01:22:49,870 Registered. Cha-ching! Change! 1218 01:22:49,953 --> 01:22:53,248 The password is "denial," okay? You've known me two days. 1219 01:22:53,290 --> 01:22:56,626 Two days. Now we're on our way down to go break up your marriage. 1220 01:22:58,587 --> 01:23:00,589 That has nothing to do with you. 1221 01:23:00,630 --> 01:23:03,300 I don't believe you. 1222 01:23:05,802 --> 01:23:07,888 I don't either. 1223 01:23:26,573 --> 01:23:29,075 Amanda is beginning to gather strength as it continues... 1224 01:23:29,110 --> 01:23:30,994 its journey in the Atlantic. 1225 01:23:31,036 --> 01:23:33,747 It's currently a category two hurricane. 1226 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:39,961 The hurricane is continuing its push towards the northwest, 1227 01:23:40,003 --> 01:23:44,090 and that means the coastlines of Georgia and South Carolina- 1228 01:23:45,425 --> 01:23:48,762 He'll make it. 1229 01:24:01,066 --> 01:24:04,361 That's it right there. Yep. 1230 01:24:04,402 --> 01:24:06,363 - Oh, my God, that's Carl. - Carl? 1231 01:24:07,864 --> 01:24:09,950 My husband. 1232 01:24:15,163 --> 01:24:18,250 Surprise, sweetheart. Who's this? 1233 01:24:18,291 --> 01:24:22,546 I know it's not the guy you're trying to sell the place to, 'cause I got an injunction. 1234 01:24:22,587 --> 01:24:24,714 Bullshit. 1235 01:24:28,802 --> 01:24:30,936 This is so fake. 1236 01:24:30,971 --> 01:24:33,473 You can't even get an injunction that fast, all right? 1237 01:24:33,515 --> 01:24:35,433 - What are you doing this to me for? - Carl. 1238 01:24:35,475 --> 01:24:37,477 - I have to get back pretty soon, so- - This is my place, okay? 1239 01:24:37,512 --> 01:24:39,396 - I bought it with my money. - Your place? 1240 01:24:39,437 --> 01:24:41,606 - Yeah. - For chrissakes, Sarah, we're married. 1241 01:24:41,648 --> 01:24:45,951 You wanna sell the place? That's fine, we'll sell the place. 1242 01:24:45,986 --> 01:24:49,114 You can send the money down to your kid it that's what your worried about. 1243 01:24:49,155 --> 01:24:51,164 Now, come on. 1244 01:24:51,199 --> 01:24:54,160 Come on, angel. You got no place else to go. 1245 01:24:55,287 --> 01:24:57,664 I'm not going, Carl. 1246 01:24:57,706 --> 01:24:59,875 You ungrateful bitch. 1247 01:24:59,916 --> 01:25:02,043 - What? - Hey. Hold on. 1248 01:25:02,085 --> 01:25:05,762 - Nobody's talking to you, my friend. - Okay. Just cool it. 1249 01:25:05,797 --> 01:25:08,592 - Sarah, get in the car. - I'm not going, Carl. Forget it. Not going. 1250 01:25:08,633 --> 01:25:11,344 - I said get in the car, now! - No, I'm not getting in the car! 1251 01:25:11,386 --> 01:25:13,388 Goddamn you. Hey, what's your problem? 1252 01:25:13,430 --> 01:25:15,265 You sleep with her and you think that means something? 1253 01:25:15,307 --> 01:25:17,601 - You don't know what you're talking about. - Don't you tell me- 1254 01:25:17,642 --> 01:25:22,355 - Ohh! - You all right? You okay? 1255 01:25:22,397 --> 01:25:24,858 - Did you find my thumb? - Get outta here, Carl. 1256 01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:27,242 - Go! Go! - You know, I got news for you, buddy. 1257 01:25:27,277 --> 01:25:29,738 - You're just the next number on the list. - Just go home, man. 1258 01:25:29,779 --> 01:25:32,199 You know what happened with her kid? What did she tell you? 1259 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:34,159 Carl, don't. Carl, don't. 1260 01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:36,161 - She let the dad raise him? Well, that's bullshit! - Shut up. 1261 01:25:36,203 --> 01:25:39,080 The kid chose the father. 1262 01:25:40,457 --> 01:25:43,001 She was never even around. 1263 01:25:43,043 --> 01:25:45,337 But even a six-year-old could see. 1264 01:25:45,378 --> 01:25:48,465 You can't trust her. 1265 01:25:48,506 --> 01:25:51,593 Enjoy the ride, pal. 1266 01:26:07,651 --> 01:26:10,987 - Hey, are you okay? - Yeah. 1267 01:26:15,992 --> 01:26:21,414 Oh, Jesus. Now I can't even go see him. 1268 01:26:21,456 --> 01:26:23,291 Who? Your little boy? 1269 01:26:25,794 --> 01:26:30,340 Hey. 1270 01:26:30,382 --> 01:26:33,385 - Why? Because of $25,000? - Yeah. 1271 01:26:33,426 --> 01:26:36,805 Aw, Sarah. 1272 01:26:36,846 --> 01:26:40,559 I don't know anything about raising kids, 1273 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,603 but I don't think $25,000 is gonna win him over. 1274 01:26:43,645 --> 01:26:46,648 I think he wants to see you. 1275 01:26:48,858 --> 01:26:53,321 Can't win him over. He obviously doesn't want what I have to offer. 1276 01:26:55,740 --> 01:26:59,202 Sarah, you have the most incredible ability... 1277 01:26:59,244 --> 01:27:02,434 to make people absolutely crazy about you. 1278 01:27:02,469 --> 01:27:05,625 No, I have the ability to make people crazy. 1279 01:27:05,667 --> 01:27:08,003 That's what I can do. Really well. 1280 01:27:08,044 --> 01:27:11,214 Sarah, everybody loves you. 1281 01:27:11,256 --> 01:27:14,342 You just- 1282 01:27:14,384 --> 01:27:16,970 You just think they're all wrong. 1283 01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:24,060 When does your wedding start? 1284 01:27:53,089 --> 01:27:55,175 Well. 1285 01:27:57,344 --> 01:28:00,513 Seventeen minutes late. 1286 01:28:00,555 --> 01:28:03,475 Ben's usually very prompt. 1287 01:28:03,516 --> 01:28:07,354 You must be so very proud of him. 1288 01:28:09,940 --> 01:28:12,984 I hate to interrupt, but I think the hurricane... 1289 01:28:13,026 --> 01:28:15,779 may arrive before the groom. 1290 01:28:15,820 --> 01:28:18,406 Good Lord. 1291 01:28:20,367 --> 01:28:22,452 Ben, where are you? 1292 01:29:11,293 --> 01:29:14,421 Look, we'll- 1293 01:29:16,256 --> 01:29:19,009 I just wanna get my bearings here for a second. 1294 01:29:19,044 --> 01:29:21,052 Okay. 1295 01:29:21,094 --> 01:29:24,980 - Well. - All right. 1296 01:29:25,015 --> 01:29:28,914 Two strangers arrive at a wedding. One invited, one is not. 1297 01:29:28,949 --> 01:29:32,814 And as the guests arrive and the appetizers are served, 1298 01:29:32,856 --> 01:29:37,110 the true drama unfolds just minutes from the altar. 1299 01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:41,823 I don't think I'm gonna be able to blurb my way out of this one. 1300 01:29:43,783 --> 01:29:47,662 Nope. Probably not. 1301 01:29:49,414 --> 01:29:52,090 Okay. All right. 1302 01:29:52,125 --> 01:29:55,545 I'm just gonna run in there... 1303 01:29:55,587 --> 01:30:00,050 just put a quick stop to this whole wedding thing, you know. 1304 01:30:00,091 --> 01:30:03,386 Maybe grab a few gifts on the way out. 1305 01:30:03,428 --> 01:30:06,473 - You need anything? Bread maker? - Um- 1306 01:30:06,514 --> 01:30:09,559 - Cuisinart? - No, no, I think I'm good. 1307 01:30:09,601 --> 01:30:11,561 Yeah. 1308 01:30:17,567 --> 01:30:21,029 You will be here when I come back, won't you? 1309 01:30:21,071 --> 01:30:25,492 Oh, well, you know me. 1310 01:30:27,994 --> 01:30:30,080 I would not presume. 1311 01:30:32,499 --> 01:30:36,836 All right. Wish me luck. 1312 01:30:36,878 --> 01:30:42,008 Ben, do me a favor and just forget about luck, okay? 1313 01:30:42,043 --> 01:30:46,346 Forget about loyalty, forget about... 1314 01:30:46,388 --> 01:30:50,642 being nice, forget about polite, okay? 1315 01:30:52,185 --> 01:30:56,606 Because this is the rest of your life and possibly somebody else's too. 1316 01:30:56,641 --> 01:30:58,775 - Yeah. - You know? 1317 01:30:58,817 --> 01:31:00,819 Yeah. 1318 01:31:00,860 --> 01:31:03,780 Just be honest. 1319 01:31:05,115 --> 01:31:09,369 If her father happens to shoot me on my way out, 1320 01:31:09,411 --> 01:31:13,421 I guess I'll see you in heaven. 1321 01:31:13,456 --> 01:31:16,376 Yeah. I don't think I deserve heaven. 1322 01:31:17,544 --> 01:31:20,005 Ah, Sarah. 1323 01:31:20,046 --> 01:31:24,634 You deserve so much more than you think. 1324 01:31:24,676 --> 01:31:28,346 You deserve to be with somebody... 1325 01:31:28,388 --> 01:31:32,058 who will be really, really depressed if your plane goes down. 1326 01:32:07,510 --> 01:32:10,263 - Hey, Ben. - Hey, man, what happened to you? 1327 01:32:10,305 --> 01:32:12,974 What, did you go swimming? 1328 01:32:13,016 --> 01:32:15,393 - Ben! Honey, honey, come on. - I have to talk to you! 1329 01:32:15,435 --> 01:32:18,021 - Dad, I can't right now. - We just want to talk to you for a minute. 1330 01:32:18,063 --> 01:32:20,607 - I can't right now! - Benjamin! - Get in there! 1331 01:32:22,609 --> 01:32:24,611 - All right, Benjamin. - Barbara, please. 1332 01:32:24,646 --> 01:32:26,530 I want you to listen to your father. 1333 01:32:26,571 --> 01:32:29,032 - Ben? We were thinking about... - Yes. 1334 01:32:29,074 --> 01:32:31,416 what you were telling us on the phone, 1335 01:32:31,451 --> 01:32:35,747 and the thing is, nobody knows if it's gonna work out. 1336 01:32:35,789 --> 01:32:37,791 It's all a leap of faith. 1337 01:32:37,832 --> 01:32:42,546 It just so happened that in my case, I was lucky. 1338 01:32:42,581 --> 01:32:46,716 My heart told me to do something, I did it, 1339 01:32:46,751 --> 01:32:49,928 and 32 years later, here I am. 1340 01:32:51,888 --> 01:32:55,141 Don't speak. You'll ruin the moment. 1341 01:33:03,984 --> 01:33:06,451 You have got a lot of nerve! 1342 01:33:06,486 --> 01:33:09,322 Now, maybe this is how they treat women back in New York, 1343 01:33:09,364 --> 01:33:12,158 but here in Savannah, we have a little more respect... 1344 01:33:12,193 --> 01:33:14,494 for the sanctity of marriage. 1345 01:33:14,536 --> 01:33:17,914 - Oh, do you hear yourself? - I am not talking to you, Virginia! 1346 01:33:17,956 --> 01:33:21,167 - Where's Bridget? I want to marry her. - Who the hell are you? 1347 01:33:21,209 --> 01:33:24,803 - Someone who gets to a wedding on time! - Hi, we haven't met. I'm Ben. 1348 01:33:24,838 --> 01:33:28,717 Steve Montgomery. I used to go out with Bridget and I'm still in love with her. 1349 01:33:28,758 --> 01:33:30,886 - Can I see your invitation? - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1350 01:33:30,927 --> 01:33:33,722 Excuse me! Somebody should be asking for your invitation, all right? 1351 01:33:33,763 --> 01:33:37,225 P.S. - you shouldn't even be having a wedding! 1352 01:33:37,267 --> 01:33:41,521 - I saw him in the hotel last night with some woman! - Whoa! Hey, untrue! 1353 01:33:41,563 --> 01:33:45,525 They are just travel friends. And she's ugly! 1354 01:33:51,948 --> 01:33:55,118 Why do you New Yorkers have to be so unpleasant? 1355 01:33:55,153 --> 01:33:57,621 - I like New York. - Put 'em up! 1356 01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:05,230 - Ben? - Yeah? 1357 01:35:05,272 --> 01:35:09,943 Um, in about five minutes, we're supposed to be joined for eternity, 1358 01:35:09,985 --> 01:35:12,737 and I was wondering... 1359 01:35:12,779 --> 01:35:15,866 if you were gonna get dressed. 1360 01:35:15,907 --> 01:35:18,667 Well, if it's eternity, it can wait. 1361 01:35:18,702 --> 01:35:21,454 No, no, I think technically eternity starts immediately, 1362 01:35:21,489 --> 01:35:24,666 especially when there's ice sculpture involved. 1363 01:35:24,708 --> 01:35:27,794 - Well, Bridge. - Yeah. 1364 01:35:31,131 --> 01:35:33,216 The truth is- 1365 01:35:40,390 --> 01:35:42,976 I'm sorry. 1366 01:35:43,018 --> 01:35:46,730 This always happens at weddings, you know? 1367 01:35:46,771 --> 01:35:49,274 I'm sorry I took so long to get down here. Something happened. 1368 01:35:49,316 --> 01:35:51,443 It's okay. I know. 1369 01:35:51,484 --> 01:35:54,571 Debbie told me, and I told her that it didn't matter because I trusted you, 1370 01:35:54,613 --> 01:35:57,782 and I knew you wouldn't cheat on me. 1371 01:35:57,824 --> 01:36:03,038 And then I threw up. But, um - Everything else was going wrong. 1372 01:36:03,079 --> 01:36:05,665 Everything was going wrong, and my parents are separated, 1373 01:36:05,700 --> 01:36:07,834 and then this guy Steve, who- 1374 01:36:07,876 --> 01:36:09,794 Bridge, you know what? 1375 01:36:09,836 --> 01:36:13,590 I always thought that there was this one perfect person for everybody in the world. 1376 01:36:13,625 --> 01:36:16,224 And when you found that person, 1377 01:36:16,259 --> 01:36:19,304 like the rest of the world just kind of magically faded away... 1378 01:36:19,346 --> 01:36:23,350 and the two of you would just be inside this kind of... 1379 01:36:23,391 --> 01:36:26,102 protective bubble, but there is no bubble. 1380 01:36:26,144 --> 01:36:28,647 I mean, or if there is, we have to make it. 1381 01:36:28,688 --> 01:36:34,194 I just think that life is more than a series of moments, you know? 1382 01:36:35,695 --> 01:36:39,533 We can make choices, and we can choose to protect the people we love, 1383 01:36:39,574 --> 01:36:42,953 and that's what makes us who we are, and those are the real miracles. 1384 01:36:42,994 --> 01:36:45,830 Stop me when it just becomes glaringly obvious that I have no idea... 1385 01:36:45,872 --> 01:36:48,708 - what I'm talking about. - No, I know what you're talking about. 1386 01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:51,127 I do. I know exactly what you're talking about. 1387 01:37:00,595 --> 01:37:03,390 Farewell, Ben. 1388 01:37:14,568 --> 01:37:17,118 I fell in love with you the moment I saw you. 1389 01:37:17,153 --> 01:37:21,241 And when I saw you up there on the balcony, I fell in love with you all over again. 1390 01:37:21,283 --> 01:37:25,078 None of the plane crashes and the hurricanes... 1391 01:37:25,120 --> 01:37:28,797 and the other people will ever change that. 1392 01:37:28,832 --> 01:37:31,918 Because when I'm on my deathbed, I'm gonna know... 1393 01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:35,005 that I married the only woman I ever really loved. 1394 01:37:38,341 --> 01:37:40,844 I think you just wrote your vows. 1395 01:37:43,763 --> 01:37:46,683 I love you so much. 1396 01:38:12,125 --> 01:38:16,213 - Get her out of the rain! - Guys, hold on. 1397 01:38:16,248 --> 01:38:20,258 You guys, it's only rain. 1398 01:38:33,396 --> 01:38:35,982 All right, all right. 1399 01:38:46,743 --> 01:38:49,746 I'm okay. I'll be right back. 1400 01:38:49,788 --> 01:38:52,791 - It's okay. - Bridge! Bridget! 1401 01:38:54,459 --> 01:38:56,419 You wanna get married like this? 1402 01:38:58,421 --> 01:39:03,218 Let's go get married... under a waterfall in Hawaii! 1403 01:39:03,260 --> 01:39:06,346 - Okay. - Okay. Let's go. 1404 01:39:13,228 --> 01:39:16,856 Morning smiles 1405 01:39:16,898 --> 01:39:20,485 Like the face 1406 01:39:20,527 --> 01:39:25,427 Of a newborn child 1407 01:39:25,462 --> 01:39:30,328 Better said unknowing 1408 01:39:33,665 --> 01:39:37,676 Rejoicing 1409 01:39:37,711 --> 01:39:44,301 From the sight of a long lost friend 1410 01:39:46,303 --> 01:39:49,723 Speaks to me of course 1411 01:39:52,559 --> 01:39:55,729 But I feel 1412 01:39:55,770 --> 01:39:59,399 I have nothing to give 1413 01:40:01,401 --> 01:40:06,323 I have so much to lose here 1414 01:40:06,358 --> 01:40:08,540 In this lonely place 1415 01:40:08,575 --> 01:40:13,788 Tangled up in our embrace 1416 01:40:13,830 --> 01:40:19,961 It's nothing I'm not feeling how to fall 1417 01:40:22,172 --> 01:40:27,219 Wind in tow 1418 01:40:27,260 --> 01:40:34,226 Grapes the flow trembling on the vine 1419 01:40:34,267 --> 01:40:37,896 - Nothing needs to shelter - Don't hit my house, bad lightning. 1420 01:40:37,938 --> 01:40:39,731 You're gonna burn us down! 1421 01:40:39,773 --> 01:40:44,236 But I feel 1422 01:40:44,277 --> 01:40:49,115 I have nothing to give 1423 01:40:49,157 --> 01:40:52,118 Well, there's one quote that pretty much sums it up. 1424 01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:55,622 It's from a bishop in the 16th century. 1425 01:40:55,664 --> 01:40:58,750 He said, "Marriage has less beauty... 1426 01:40:58,792 --> 01:41:02,170 but more safety than the single life. 1427 01:41:02,212 --> 01:41:05,549 It's full of sorrows and full of joys. 1428 01:41:05,584 --> 01:41:07,676 It lies under more burdens, 1429 01:41:07,717 --> 01:41:11,137 but it is supported by all the strengths of love. 1430 01:41:11,179 --> 01:41:15,433 And those burdens are delightful. " 1431 01:41:15,475 --> 01:41:17,477 I have nothing to give 1432 01:41:17,519 --> 01:41:21,022 Sometimes the people we meet change us forever. 1433 01:41:21,064 --> 01:41:25,652 I've never forgotten Sarah, and I'm pretty sure I never will. 1434 01:41:25,694 --> 01:41:29,823 Wherever she is, I really hope she's happy. 1435 01:41:31,908 --> 01:41:35,871 In the end, all you can do is commit to the people you love, 1436 01:41:35,912 --> 01:41:38,039 hope for a little luck... 1437 01:41:38,081 --> 01:41:40,166 and some good weather. 1438 01:41:52,345 --> 01:41:55,140 Hearts gone astray 1439 01:41:55,181 --> 01:42:00,061 Keeping hurt when they go 1440 01:42:00,103 --> 01:42:02,647 I went away 1441 01:42:02,689 --> 01:42:07,569 Just when you needed me so 1442 01:42:07,611 --> 01:42:10,238 You won't regret 1443 01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:15,285 I'll come back begging you 1444 01:42:15,327 --> 01:42:17,836 Don't you forget 1445 01:42:17,871 --> 01:42:22,375 Welcome love we once knew 1446 01:42:22,417 --> 01:42:24,836 Yeah 1447 01:42:24,878 --> 01:42:28,680 Where life's river flows No one really knows 1448 01:42:28,715 --> 01:42:32,719 You're someone left to show the way to lasting love 1449 01:42:32,754 --> 01:42:36,556 Like the sun it shines Endlessly it shines 1450 01:42:36,598 --> 01:42:40,060 You always will be my eternal love 1451 01:42:40,101 --> 01:42:44,064 Whenever love went wrong Ours would still be strong 1452 01:42:44,105 --> 01:42:47,609 We'd have our own Everlasting love 1453 01:42:47,651 --> 01:42:55,283 This love will last forever 1454 01:42:55,325 --> 01:42:59,162 Open up your eyes Then you'll realize 1455 01:42:59,204 --> 01:43:02,999 You've always been my everlasting love 1456 01:43:03,041 --> 01:43:06,795 Need you by my side Come and be my bride 1457 01:43:06,836 --> 01:43:10,632 Never be denied Everlasting love 1458 01:43:10,674 --> 01:43:15,178 From the very start Open up your heart 1459 01:43:15,220 --> 01:43:19,724 Feel the love you got Everlasting love 1460 01:43:19,766 --> 01:43:21,601 Everlasting love 1461 01:43:29,943 --> 01:43:34,948 If you're dumb and confused 1462 01:43:34,990 --> 01:43:37,409 And you don't remember 1463 01:43:37,450 --> 01:43:39,870 Who you're talking to 1464 01:43:39,905 --> 01:43:41,997 Concentration 1465 01:43:42,038 --> 01:43:44,499 Just seems to fade 1466 01:43:44,541 --> 01:43:48,378 'Cause your baby is too far away 1467 01:43:50,046 --> 01:43:54,926 There's a rose in a fisted glove 1468 01:43:54,968 --> 01:43:59,604 And the eagle flies with the dove 1469 01:43:59,639 --> 01:44:03,101 And if you can't be with the one you love 1470 01:44:03,143 --> 01:44:07,063 Honey, love the one you're with 1471 01:44:13,945 --> 01:44:16,239 Don't be angry 1472 01:44:16,281 --> 01:44:18,658 Don't be sad 1473 01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:20,994 Don't sit quiet 1474 01:44:21,036 --> 01:44:23,371 Good times you had 1475 01:44:23,413 --> 01:44:25,916 'Cause there's a girl 1476 01:44:25,957 --> 01:44:28,293 Right next to you 1477 01:44:28,335 --> 01:44:31,046 She's just waiting 1478 01:44:31,087 --> 01:44:33,715 For something to do 1479 01:44:33,757 --> 01:44:38,595 There's a rose in a fisted glove 1480 01:44:38,637 --> 01:44:43,225 And the eagle flies with the dove 1481 01:44:43,266 --> 01:44:46,686 And if you can't be with the one you love 1482 01:44:46,728 --> 01:44:48,980 Honey, love the one you're with 1483 01:45:03,036 --> 01:45:05,372 Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do 1484 01:45:05,455 --> 01:45:10,377 Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do 1485 01:45:12,128 --> 01:45:14,464 Turn your heartache 1486 01:45:14,506 --> 01:45:16,800 Right into stone 1487 01:45:16,841 --> 01:45:19,135 'Cause she's a girl 1488 01:45:19,170 --> 01:45:21,471 A girl alone 1489 01:45:21,513 --> 01:45:23,974 So get it together 1490 01:45:24,015 --> 01:45:26,268 And you can fight 1491 01:45:26,309 --> 01:45:30,480 You're not gonna need any more goodbye 1492 01:45:31,940 --> 01:45:36,778 There's a rose in a fisted glove 1493 01:45:36,820 --> 01:45:41,373 And the eagle flies with the dove 1494 01:45:41,408 --> 01:45:44,870 And if you can't be with the one you love 1495 01:45:44,911 --> 01:45:47,664 Honey, love the one you're with