[ Children Laughing ]
Ha ha ha!
Ah, ha ha ha!
Yee-ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
{Y:i}Wowee, that ball is...
out of here!
{Y:i}A grand slam!
Yeah!
Unbelievable!
In your face!
{Y:i}[ Announcer ] Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!
Show me something to top that!
{Y:i}[ Engine Whirring ]
{Y:i}[ Man ] Did you see that?
Wow.
{Y:i}They're back.
Quick, give me the camera.
Oh, yeah.
Your mother's never gonna believe this.
Greetings, Earthling.
Can you direct me to the Roswell Chili Cookoff?
'Cause I'm a little low on gas!
[ Grunting ]
Ha ha ha ha!
- Aah! - Aah!
Ha ha ha!
Yaaa ha ha ha!
Wide load comin' through.
Run for your lives!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ohh...
Ohhhh!
Get away from me!
Hey, batboy.
Strike one.
Strike two.
3, 4, 5, 6!
You're out!
[ Coughing ]
{Y:i}It looks like your bat's been to spring training.
Ha ha ha!
Aah!
Hey, ain't it time for the seventh inning stretch?
Aaahhhh!
Aaahhh! Aah!
It's raining dogs and dogs.
Bombs away. Ha ha ha!
Chill, folks. You don't have to be scared.
See, I'm Casper, the Friendly...
- Ghost! - Ghost! - Ghost!
{Y:i}- Aah! - Aah! - Aah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Boys, we done good.
I think it's time we had a long rest.
Rest? You mean, like ''in peace''?
{Y:i}No!
In the Catskills.
Ooh, a vacation?
{Y:i}[ Stinky ] Certainly.
Show me three ghosts who deserve it more.
Uh, you mean four, right?
Oh, right, of course, short-sheet.
Can't leave you out.
Otherwise, who'd carry our luggage?
- Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha, very funny.
{Y:i}[ Answering Machine ] You've reached the home
of Desmond Spellman.
[ Man ] Hi, I'm calling from the International Children's Fund,
and we're asking generous people like you
to donate any--
Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
Oracle of the Mirror, show yourself.
You summoned? Ha ha ha!
Don't take that tone with me.
You're a slave of the mirror,
and the mirror belongs
to the greatest witch of all--
{Y:i}Moi.
{Y:i}Yes, Master.
Command me as you will.
Very well.
Give me the stock quotes,
the, uh, weather,
and the witch rankings.
{Y:i}Here is your news.
{Y:i}The skies are blue,
the Dow Industrials are up by two,
you've been the greatest for year after year,
{Y:i}but as of today,
you have something to fear.
{Y:i}Ha ha!
What?
Who could be greater than Desmond Spellman?
Wendy-- Ooh-- the good little witch.
Good witch?
There's no such animal.
{Y:i}It is true, all the same, on this you can bank.
{Y:i}Unless you act now,
you will forfeit your rank.
She's just a little child.
What's so dangerous about her?
{Y:i}Humble,yes, but in exile, she'll change,
{Y:i}thanks to the help
of an ally most strange.
{Y:i}If witches and spirits unite as friends,
she will be the greatest, and your power will end.
Don't try to scare me,
you cheap antique.
Just, uh...
tell me how to get rid of this little mall rat.
{Y:i}There's no adios to compare with this--
behold!
The dreaded Mystic Abyss.
Human or witch or creature not mortal,
{Y:i}all will be lost when they step through this portal.
{Y:i}Ha ha ha!
Perfect.
Ahhh...
Ah.
Ahhh.
[ Thunder]
[ Lightning Crackles ]
[ Both Yawn ]
Hey, you're lookin' good,Jules.
Back at ya.
I want you to go to this address
and bring me this brat.
She's living in the country with her aunts.
Ah, must be an aunt farm.
Ha ha ha!
I don't want any slipups.
You think you can handle this?
No sweat.
{Y:i}[ Coyote Howls ]
{Y:i}[ Alarm Clock Rings ]
[ Alarm Stops ]
Mornings would be better
if they happened in the afternoon.
Oh, yeah.
He's coming.
Where did I put it?
[ Mumbling Excitedly ]
{Y:i}Oh, right.
Thanks.
Yes.
[ Gasps ]
Yikes, my pajamas!
Uh, Wendy's outside.
Don't bother me now. Just keep watching.
OK, OK.
I'm the original Spice Girl.
Did you put in enough belladonna?
Speaking of belladonna, I once knew one.
A Donna, that it.
She had two kids,
so I guess that makes her a ''Ma, Donna.'' You get it?
Madonna?
Ooh, all right, I'll shut up.
Fanny, status report.
Shh! I'm looking for the paperboy.
Well?
Well what?
Is he coming?
Who?
The paperboy!
Good idea. Gert, I'm gonna go look for him right now.
Ohh, God! What did I do
to deserve sisters like this?
Well, let's see.
You invented mildew, morning breath...
foot fungus.
Ha ha ha.
Hi.
Ahoy, the paperboy.
OK, let's get going.
Thanks.
Oh! Hee hee hee!
{Y:i}[ Cackling ]
Aah! Aaaaahhhh!
Aah! Stop it, stop it!
Help me! Aaahhhh!
Aaahhhh!
Hey, how do you like them rotten apples?
Aah! Go away!
Now, that's ''Hard Copy.''
Weirdos. You're all weirdos.
How could you do that?!
No wonder I don't have any friends.
Oh, really?
Well, I don't like the way he flings our paper.
Then just tell him.
Please, talk to the hand,
because the witches ain't listening.
But--
{Y:i}Wendy-poo,
wake up and smell the potion.
I mean, we're witches, for goodness' sake.
We don't explain. We get even.
You mean, like this?
{Y:i}[ Wendy Laughing ]
Little smarty-bloomers, eh?
Makes you love me all the more, huh?
We don't have to love ya.
We're family.
Yeah, we're stuck with ya.
{Y:i}[ Vincent ] Not to worry, ladies.
We're gonna take her off your hands.
Butt out, Bozo, before I turn you into a newt.
Aww, and here I thought Desmond Spellman
{Y:i}told me that you was gonna be so cooperative.
Ohhh...
D-D-D--
{Y:i}De-Desmond Spellman?
Do I look like a speech therapist to you?
Then why are you stammering?
Leave her alone, you big goon!
Ahh! I'll take Mouthy Little Witches
for 500.
{Y:i}And you hit the Daily Double.
- Aah! - Ohh!
Yaaah!
- Aah! - Aah! - Aah!
Aaahhh!
Aah! Aah!
Ohh, now, run, come on! Hurry up!
We got ya now, kid.
[ Whimpering ]
Oh!
Gosh, where are my manners?
Let me make you feel right at home.
Of all the witches in the world,
we had to get one with a sense of humor.
Hurry up!
Uh-oh. Someone's been working out.
Get your things and let's go.
Let's go.
Get your broom.
[ Whistles ]
{Y:i}[ Vincent ] Hey,you, come back here!
Oh, yeah, let's not and say we did.
I almost got her.
Whew!
Well, I got us out of that one, girls.
You?!
{Y:i}Why are those guys after Wendy?
Ask her.
I don't even know who they are.
You heard them.
They were sent by Desmond Spellman.
Who's he?
He's trouble,
and you got us into it.
{Y:i}Yeah, Wendy, and it's all your fault.
Thanks a heap.
Wow, check it out.
Man, this place has everything
but my reservation.
Ahhh, I feel my ectoplasm relaxin' already.
{Y:i}This is gonna be some vacation.
[ Casper Grunting And Panting ]
They must've thought I was a pack mule
in another life.
Quit dawdling, Bulb Head.
[ Casper Grunting ]
Oh, Honeycakes, this is gonna be
just so ab-fab.
Only the best for the Bradshaws.
Ohhh.
Hey, this cabin looks nice.
[ Gasps ]
Yeah, and it's empty, too.
Ohh.
Hey, knock it off, you guys.
There's already someone here.
{Y:i}[ Stinky ] Where?
I don't see anyone.
Do you?
- [ Coughing ] - [ Coughing ]
- Aah! - Aah!
Thanks for your hospitality.
See ya!
Ha ha ha!
- Ghosts! - Ghosts!
{Y:i}Ha ha ha!
Boy, I can't believe you guys.
Do you have something to share, young Casper?
Pray, do tell us.
I just thought m-maybe you could-- Heh--
try to be a little more...
you know, friendly.
Good advice, Casper.
I think I speak for all of us
when I say...
drop dead!
{Y:i}The only good fleshie
is a scared fleshie.
But why do you scare them?
'Cause they can't scare back.
Except for witches.
Oohhhh!
What's wrong with witches?
Wake up and smell the coffin.
Witches are fleshies with power.
Yeah.
Oooh.
Now go unpack the stuff, Washcloth.
Jeez Louise.
What a bunch of grumps.
Ahhh, this is the afterlife.
[ Snoring ]
Witches!
- Aah! - Aah! - Aah!
Hello, everybody, I'm Larry Tollby.
I'm the social director here at Sunny Brite.
How ya doin'?
OK, great.
Hey, did you hear the one about the roof?
It's over your head.
Hey, look out, Robin Hood.
Archery 2:00.
Were we followed?
No, I think we're safe.
Are you sure this is a good place to hide?
Desmond will never find us in this place.
Oh, ladies.
Larry the Legend.
No, thank you.
Do you see? This place, this dump
is disgustingly cheery.
I mean, we're miles from nowhere.
We're definitely all gonna blend in.
Yeah.
Aren't you ladies a little old
to be Trick-or-Treating?
Excuse me?
If it weren't for those hats,
you'd be totally pointless.
Ibbity...
Bibbity...
Fibbity--
Stop! We're in hiding, remember?
Ohh.
Witches.
Yo!
{Y:i}[ Ding ]
{Y:i}Hi, Sugar. Cabin for four.
Maybe with a spare room
in case I want to entertain some guests.
{Y:i}I'm very sorry, ladies,
but I just gave my last cabin
to that woman.
{Y:i}What,you mean,you don't have anymore vagrancies--
I mean, vagran-vagran- vacan-vancan--
You don't have any rooms here?
Not unless that woman decides to move out.
Aunt Gert, don't-- don't you dare.
[ Muffled Shouting ]
{Y:i}I've haaad a chaaange of mind.
{Y:i}Good-bye.
We're not goatish.
Bellbag, uh...
{Y:i}Bellboy, please.
{Y:i}The bags to the top of the stairs.
You know, girls,
I think that old bag was right.
We definitely don't blend in.
Huh.
Wardrobe change.
{Y:i}?Shake it up, shake it up?
{Y:i}?Nobody's gonna stop us?
{Y:i}?Nobody's gonna save the day?
{Y:i}?Shake it up, shake it up?
{Y:i}? You'll never stop us?
{Y:i}?And you'll never get the chance again?
{Y:i}?I know what you're thinkin'about?
{Y:i}?I think the same thing, too?
{Y:i}?And I know what you're dreamin'about?
{Y:i}?I dream about it, too?
I be witchin'!
That outfit,
you stick out like a sore thumb.
Let's get inside.
{Y:i}? Tell me, baby, tell me, baby?
{Y:i}? Where else would you rather be?
Hold up.
Wait, wait.
Hi, I'm Josh.
You've probably heard of me.
I'm Wendy.
When'd you get here?
About a week ago.
Do you like it?
Kinda boring.
Until now.
[ Giggles ]
Now, listen, Niece.
Desmond Spellman is after you.
For some reason, we're caught up in this.
Now, I don't want you talking to anybody
until we figure out how to get out of this jam.
Mmm.
Jam.
Mmm.
But why are we running from this Desmond guy?
Why don't we just all go confront him?
Better to confront a nuclear missile.
Now, listen, missy.
This guy is trouble, and he's after us.
{Y:i}No, Mirror Boy,
I'm not going to let some teen spell slinger
upstage me.
Tell me again about the hash part.
It's minced corned beef and potatoes.
You mix 'em together, see?
{Y:i}And then you cook it till it's nice--
{Y:i}Where have you been?
Uh, well, this diner
had a breakfast special, see, and--
[ Groans ]
Where is Wendy?
{Y:i}Uh, she gave us the slip.
Great.
I'm going to have to go to plan ''B.''
Whoa.
{Y:i}[ Desmond ] Observe.
{Y:i}Now, if those witless witches
use any high-level magic,
this little gizmo will pinpoint their location.
Now, watch.
What kind of potatoes?
Well, usually you use the russets.
Watch!
Smells like something died around here.
I thought you'd never notice.
Aah!
{Y:i}[ Stinky Laughing ]
That wasn't very nice.
Thanks!
Now hold this
whilst I load you up with delectables.
Great. Check out Casper,
the phantom food felon.
You want some cheese with that whine?
Just clam up and carry the food, Bulb Head.
Unh.
It's too dang cheery in here.
Yes, these floral prints are just killing my sinuses.
Let's fix this place up.
You gonna help, little Miss Goody-Two-Spells,
or you just gonna type all day?
I know, you cast the spells,
and I'll run them through my spell checker!
Ha ha. Get it? Spell checker.
Hardy-har-har.
For your information,
I'm looking up Desmond Spellman on the Internet.
Maybe,just maybe, I can find some answers.
Well, check out my new web site.
{Y:i}[ Wendy ] Ooh, that's great!
That's great!
So are we going to redecorate or what?
All right. Witches one...
Witches all...
Zippity-zappity, let's get that wall.
Good, good. Now let's get that wall.
All right. Now the back.
Excellent. Wonderful.
Great.
Let's see, uh...
[ Beeps ]
Check it out!
What?
{Y:i}[ Beeping Continues ]
{Y:i}[ Desmond ] Yes! It's them!
Quickly, write down the coordinates.
Sorry.
Wait! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Hey! What?!
Stop it! Stop it!
Aah!
What? No!
No, no! Come back!
You...come...back!
Shh! All right.
I think we're safe.
Right. Not if you're on the bottom.
Yeah, what's the big idea?
Big magic sends big static!
You mean Desmond could have found us?
Faster than a Lo-Jack.
Now, from now on, we all have to be very, very careful.
But I can't even tie my own shoelaces without magic,
{Y:i}or do my algebra, or-or brush my teeth,
or play the glockenspiel.
{Y:i}Relax, all right.
We can still do little stuff-- pranks, rashes--
we just can't do the big stuff anymore.
Well, wait a minute.
If we have to quit, so does she!
Hey!
{Y:i}Right, no more wand-y, Wendy.
{Y:i}[ Fanny ] Give it over, come on.
Cough it up.
{Y:i}[ Fanny ] Come on.
Fine. I'm wand-free.
{Y:i}This is much too powerful for you.
Good. Now, I think that we should go out
and do a little scouting,
in case Desmond sent some of his spies.
We'll start at the pool.
OK.
The pool!
I'll get my swimsuit!
No way, Red.
You're not taking one step outside this cabin.
Yeah! If Desmond finds you,
he'll turn us all into pumpkin guts.
{Y:i}Yes, and don't trust anyone.
Man, I'm starting to feel like I'm in
the Witches' Protection Program.
You got it, squirt.
[ All ] Now stay!
{Y:i}[ Childrens' Voices ]
[ Stinky ] Hey, Fatso! Stretch! Wake up.
We brought a snack.
[ Fatso ] Aah. Snack! I'm there.
[ Stretch ] Yeah, I'm starvin' to death...
in a manner of speaking.
[ Fatso ] Oh, yumbo!
It's delightful.
It's deluxe.
It's de last you'll see of it!
Uncle Fatso, what happened?
{Y:i}Yeah,you look like a hot air balloon!
Huh? Aah! A sunburn!
Ehh, don't sweat it.
We'll bleach you out after lunch.
Now, let's eat.
Wait. No napkins.
Favorite Nephew, will you do the honors?
{Y:i}[ Ghosts Eat Noisily ]
You scarfed everything.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We left the wrappers.
You three always do this.
Do what?
Huh?
Ah, well... I mean, uh...
Never mind.
Gee, I think we hurt his feelings.
[ Laugh ]
Man, why can't I stand up to those guys?
This vacation stinks. It isn't fair.
{Y:i}[ People Talking And Laughing ]
Yo,Josh, catch.
Hey, man, what's up?
Josh!
[ Simulated Gunfire ]
Josh! Hi there.
Too bad! You lose!
Crud! Thanks for messin' me up.
Oh, hi. Got a quarter?
Sorry.
No problem.
Hey,jerk. This is my game!
Excuse me.
Quit it!
Hey, that wasn't very nice.
Watch me wipe out these commanders!
Yeah, nuke 'em, wax 'em, fry 'em!
Josh, uh...
I really needed to talk to someone
and I thought--
Eat hot laser, you wimps.
And I thought maybe you could--
Can't you see I'm going for a high score?
Yeah, take a hike.
You jerks.
{Y:i}[Josh ] Hey!
Aah! I just wanted someone to talk to!
Join the club.
A ghost!
Don't you come any closer, you!
No, no, wait!
I won't hurt you.
I'm warning you, I've got a wand,
and I'm not afraid to use it.
Aah! A witch! A witch!
Ah...
{Y:i}Are-Are you really a-a w-w-witch?
Yeah. What of it?
{Y:i}Nothing. I just didn't know witches were so...
cute.
You think so?
[ Creaks ]
{Y:i}Well,you're a ghost.
I was always told ghosts were...
spooky and mean, you know?
Most of us are, I guess.
But not me!
In fact, I'm friendly.
My aunts say, ''Never trust what you can't see.''
But you can see me.
And I certainly can see you.
I'm Wendy.
I'm Casper.
Can you sit?
Abso-spookin'-lutely.
Do you have, like, horrific, ghostly superpowers?
[ Imitates Boris Karloff] Brace yourself...
for terror!
And what about you?
Can you really do magic like David Copperfield?
Are you kidding?
He eats my pixie dust.
Watch this. Ah, ha.
Will you settle for something small?
Sure.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
{Y:i}Ho, ho, ho, ho.
{Y:i}Ho, ho, ho.
Ha ha. Sweet!
I can't believe my uncles are so wrong
about witches.
There are other ghosts here?
Yeah, but all they ever want to do
is scare people and boss me around.
Tell me about it.
My aunts treat me like I'm a nobody.
Guess we have a lot in common, huh?
{Y:i}So, Wendy, wanna do something?
Well, I'm sorta grounded, but...
let's have some fun!
{Y:i}[ Wendy ] Whoo!
Yeah!
{Y:i}?It's no time to think about?
{Y:i}? Our little trouble spot?
{Y:i}?It's no time to wonder?
{Y:i}? What to do?
Casper, come on.
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}?And we're never gonna stop?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}? There's no time to think about?
{Y:i}? Tomorrow come what may?
{Y:i}?I'm too busy having fun?
{Y:i}? Today?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}?And we know just what we want?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}?And it gives me such a thrill?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
Aah, aah, ooh!
{Y:i}?And we're never gonna stop?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}? On a holiday?
Cannonball!
Ohh!
It's Desmond!
Help! I'm melting!
No, you're not.
Oh, I'm not. I guess I'm not. Well...
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}?And we know just what we want?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}?And it gives me such a thrill?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}?And we're never gonna stop?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
Having a bad air day?
{Y:i}[ Wendy Laughs ]
{Y:i}? There's no time to wonder?
{Y:i}?If it's ever gonna end?
{Y:i}? This might be the only time?
{Y:i}?I get to see my friends?
{Y:i}? We're on a holiday?
{Y:i}?A holiday?
Casper?
Yeah?
I know this is gonna sound
really lame and all, but...
Whoa! This has been the best day of my life.
Me, too.
Well, except for the life part.
It doesn't make any sense!
I have no friends, none.
And my family treats me like I'm sludge.
I hear that.
And then you come along,
and I finally feel like I'm somebody.
But I'm supposed to hate you.
{Y:i}Oh, it doesn't make any sense.
But we still are friends, right?
Wendy, friends doesn't come close
to describing how I feel.
Wait a second!
If my aunts find out I'm friends with a ghost,
they'll throw a witchy fit.
I won't get to see you anymore.
{Y:i}And my uncles say no self-respecting ghost
would talk to a nasty, snaggle-toothed,
wart-ridden, hagged out--
Hey!
Oh, sorry.
So what do we do?
Hmm.
If we just got them together somehow,
I just know that they'd get along.
{Y:i}Sure, Wen, that'd work.
All we have to do
is turn your aunts into ghosts,
or my uncles into humans.
And I know just the way!
Hey, hey, everybody! How's it going?
Guess what time it is.
{Y:i}[ Larry ] It's limbo time!
{Y:i}Now, remember only you can put the ''Brite''
in Sunny Brite.
{Y:i}I'm going for a record here.
Ha. Right here. Who thinks they can beat this?
Beat him?
My pleasure.
Awk-akk!
Aah.
[ Slurps ]
Oh, cabana boy!
Can we have three more big ones over here, please?
Sure.Just a second.
{Y:i}[ Fanny ] Would you like anything, honey?
Yes, the cabana boy.
Oh! Ha!
{Y:i}[ Fanny ] Oh, oh, and cabin boy,
{Y:i}can you bring us back some of those nice,
um, low-fat pretzels?
In fact, bring us a whole case.
{Y:i}[ Gabby ] Yeah!
A drink, please.
Here you are.
My chair. I'm thinking I'd like it much higher.
[ All Ordering At Once ]
Your chair?
Aah!
Massage here?
Oh, fabulous.
A towel, please.
Take off my shoes.
And while you're at it,
find me some nail polish.
I want you to do my toes.
{Y:i}[ Cabana Boy ] I'll be right back.
Madam!
Hey, sugar-shorts, how about a date?
Uh, December 7 th, 1 941 . Yeah.
I just love when they play hard to get.
I win. Rock smashes paper.
No, rock smashes scissors.
When did they change the rules?
It's always been that way, Potato Head.
Anyways, paper covers rock.
So I win.
What are you two idiots doing?
Come and watch the radar.
Listen to me.
{Y:i}[ Wendy ] Psst! Psst!
Hey, did I spring a leak or something?
You all call this scouting for danger?
Yeah, dangerous Desmond.
Hmm.
Wendy!
What are you doing here?
Relax. I was really careful.
I have to tell you something.
What could possibly be so important
that you'd risk our safety?
There's a dance tonight.
Dance?
Groovy.
The Monkey.
The Swim.
The Electric Slide.
The Funky Chicken.
Did somebody say ''fried chicken?''
{Y:i}[ Wendy ] No, not chicken.
Hey, it could be ''hunk city.''
Oh, color us there.
{Y:i}Let's color our little niece Wendy
straight back to her room,
solving this Desmond mess.
Now go on, scoot.
Hey, I'll hold onto this.
Go on now.
Impossible child.
Unh.
Hey, watch it.
Oh, hi, dollface!
Bye, dogface!
Look, I forgive you about that video game thing.
Get a clue.
{Y:i}Hey,you better be nice
or I won't take you to the dance.
Horrors!
Besides, I met someone else.
Good-looking, too.
Better than me?
Yeah, very pale, no hair,
and hangs out in cemeteries.
Look, you're going to the dance with me,
and that's that.
Josh, you are way behind
on 90s' dating rituals,
and maybe you need to ''catch up.''
Aah!
Whoa!
Aah!
Get off me!
What do you think you're doing, you little twerp?
Whoa!
Enjoy your bath,Joshy.
Nobody makes Josh Jackman look like a geek!
{Y:i}[ Desmond ] Hello, Karnak.
{Y:i}Have you found her?
Damn. Well, then, keep looking.
Hello, Samantha.
What have you got for me?
Oh, too bad.
Oh, dang.
Mirror Boy, front and center.
Ahh. Um...
You howled?
Are you sure you don't know where Wendy is?
{Y:i}[ Rapping ] ?It's not my fault?
? So don't get miffed ?
? Finding girls just ain't my gift ?
? But if there is one fact ?
? That I can boast ?
? Wendy has met a boo-boo-boo-boo-boo ?
? A Friendly Ghost ?
A friendly ghost? Yes.
Very good.
Tell the laundry less starch this time.
Hey, that was intense.
You liked that?
Yeah. Could you teach me some tricks like that?
Casper the Friendly Ghost
wants to scare fleshies?
Somebody pinch me.
So, uh, what'll it be, kid? Eerie groans?
Ectoplasmic slimings?
Round-trip pizza?
{Y:i}Actually, I was thinking...
possession.
Then you've come to the right place,
Bulb Head, 'cause we're experts.
In fact, we hold the time record
for inhabiting fleshies.
Yeah, I know.
Except... Well...
I just read in The Grimace Book of World Records
that someone broke it.
What?
Boys, we gotta reclaim our title.
How about at the big dance tonight?
You're on.
Yeah.
Come on, lads.
We gotta find us some fleshies to invade.
[ Fatso ] Let's get 'em. Come on.
Yo!
Let us slick back our pompadours
and prepare ourselves for a little romance.
Oh, yeah, these rich resort babes,
you know, they melt like chocolate bars
on a dashboard, am I right?
{Y:i}Oh, baby.
{Y:i}[ Vinnie ] Oh,yeah, oh yeah.
Oh, man. What happened to my $20 tan?
I look-- I look sick.
Boo!
Aah!
{Y:i}[ Stretch Laughing ]
{Y:i}Oh, ha ha.
Aah!
Ohh...
Why do I always get the fat guy?
Comin' through, pal.
Aah!
[ Stretch's voice ] Yeah.
Yeah!
[ Stinky ] Hey, it's dark in here.
No wonder. I went in backwards.
Wow! Oh, eeee.
[ Fatso Laughs ]
Hey.
All set?
Casper?
{Y:i}Start the timer.
Mark.
{Y:i}[ Dance Music Playing ]
? Welcome to the greatest place in town ?
{Y:i}?All you crazy swingers gather round?
? It's like Grand Central Station ?
{Y:i}? Try to make your way?
{Y:i}? Through this crowd?
{Y:i}?All right?
Hey, babies.
It is just wall-to-wall hunks.
You know, I think it's gonna be OK
if we take one night off from this warlock thing.
? If you wanna hear the baddest cats I know ?
{Y:i}? There is only one place you can go?
? If the swing is workin' for you ?
{Y:i}? You can give your girl a spin around?
{Y:i}?All right?
{Y:i}?And if you're gonna play it?
{Y:i}? You gotta play it loose and play it loud?
Time to break some records, boys.
Let's mix and mingle a little,
shall we?
Good, I'll cover the buffet area.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Whoo!
Aah!
Hello, ladies.
Aah!
Hey!
Aggressive brute!
Unh.
{Y:i}? Girls are dressed in swing attire?
{Y:i}?And all the dudes are trying to acquire?
{Y:i}? The only thing they're missing?
{Y:i}? The courage that they need to ask them out?
{Y:i}?But if you're gonna play it?
{Y:i}? You gotta play it loose and play it loud?
Let's go!
Whoa, whoa!
{Y:i}[ Guitar Solo ]
That's a mean guitar.
You're late.
My aunts locked me in.
Ever crawled through a bathroom window?
No need, remember?
You better vanish.
So how's the plan?
{Y:i}[ Casper ] Right on schedule.
Good fun, good food. Good people.
Excuse me.
What...is...
that...smell?
{Y:i}[ Man ] Uh,young man...
Aah! It's me!
I--I--I smell...pretty.
Aah, must lose nice smell.
Aah!
Oh, you're disgusting!
Sorry, lady. Didn't know.
'Snot polite.
Ohh.
Mmm. So... I says to him,
''What do you mean, penguins can't fly?''
And then Nanook,
he hurls up a wad of blubber,
and he says...
''Oh, don't brush those off, 'cause you never know
when you're going to run out of food in this joint.''
That would be terrible.
Come on, hunk, there's one of you.
And three of us--
So pick one and let's disco!
Uh, I got to go, uh...kill some bugs.
Some-Some bugs?
Wait a minute.
Oh, I, um-- Well, then call us.
We got his jacket!
We're listed.
Time for phase two.
{Y:i}[ Casper ] Pardon me. Excuse me.
{Y:i}Whoopsy-daisy. Watch out behind you.
Ahh, that's more like it.
{Y:i}? The truth of what I say?
? This joint is gonna blow the rest away?
? I'm gonna say it once ?
? I'm gonna say it twice and say it proud ?
{Y:i}[ Tchaikovsky's Romeo and Juliet Begins ]
Maybe it's just this body,
but those chicks look extra crispy.
Ooh, I second that emotion.
Mm. Hurt me, baby!
Yeah.
Would you like to dance, ma'am?
Scram, loser.
Can't you see a real man approaches?
Hubba hubba! Grr!
Hiya, Babe.
{Y:i}[ Ballad Begins ]
Oh, you sweet, skinny thing, you.
Oh, well...
Isn't he delicious?
I never met anyone with such a fascinating...
earthy quality.
Oh, you take my breath away!
Aw, shucks. Let's dance.
OK.
Look, Casper,
they're really getting along.
{Y:i}?I didn't know?
{Y:i}? What she was thinking?
We done good.
Come with me, Wendy.
There she is.
Let's see who this hunk is that she dumped me for.
Ha ha! Whoa, Casper. What's wrong?
Nothing. I was just wondering if--
Well, uh,
would you like to dance?
Really? Sure.
Right here? Right now?
No. Over there.
{Y:i}Cool. OK.
Wait a sec. Let me change.
Wow!
You look... magical.
Whoa!
{Y:i}? To be?
{Y:i}?Alone?
Hold on.
{Y:i}? With you?
{Y:i}?Is all?
{Y:i}?I want?
{Y:i}? Today?
The name's Boo.James Boo.
Black tie. I'm impressed.
Shall we?
Well, here goes nothing.
I-- I don't dance very good,
especially when someone's looking.
Hold on.
{Y:i}?Don't wanna be?
Ahh, that's better.
{Y:i}? With anyone?
{Y:i}?Anyone but you?
You dance fine.
Let's just say I'll never step on your feet.
{Y:i}?All to myself?
So you'd rather dance alone than with me, huh?
Who's that?
Nobody important.
Sure sounds important.
Mini-doughnut?
Oh! Don't mind if I do.
Mmm...
[ Sniffing ]
What a fascinating aroma!
Yeah. I was just mixing up a potion.
Lotion.
Moldy tree roots,
sour bat milk, and...
rancid garlic?
Oh! A connoisseur!
Hey, hey, get a load of this one, huh?
Drinks are on me!
Hey, what did the pigeon say to the statue?
- What? - What?
''Pardon me,
but do you have any 'Gray Poop On' you?''
You're such a witty man.
Hey, whoever thought
fleshies could've been such fun, huh?
Unh! Unh!
What?
[ Grunting ]
Are you guys OK?
Yeah.
Old football injury.
Graah! It's the music!
Yeah! We can't get that beat
out of our systems!
Oh, goody.
It's dance time!
Yaah!
Ohh-- Unh!
Hey, watch it!
Come on, Stinky!
Well, excuse me!
Hey! OK, I'll move.
Great steps.
Look at that boogie. I can dig it.
- Oh! - Huh? - Aah!
Let's go.
Man, I love the Twist, too!
Oh!
{Y:i}[ Crash ]
Aah!
Oh!
This guy inside me
is really fighting!
Mine, too!
- Ohh... - Oh...
Oh, no. It's been too long. They're losing control.
Show us some of those wild moves.
Oh, like this.
{Y:i}[ Crash ]
{Y:i}[ Music Stops ]
Hey...
Akk! Unh! Hyah!
- Oh! - Aah! - Oh!
{Y:i}[ Crashing ]
Oh, no, Casper.
Our plan just went down in flames.
Like the Hindenburg.
Oh, gee,
we haven't had this much fun in centuries!
Oh!
Uh, decades.
Weeks!
Excuse us, ladies.
You know, gals,
this is a match made in heaven.
I think we have marriage material here.
Let's go!
Folks, uh, hold on here.
I think we'll just take a little short break here,
uh, so we don't break anything else.
[ Groaning, Straining ]
Is everything OK?
Look!
Uh-oh.
Ew! Earwax!
- Aah! - Aah! - Aah!
- Yaah! - Ahh! - Aah!
Uh, hi, girls.
- Ghosts! - Ghosts! - Ghosts!
- Witches! - Witches! - Witches!
[ Growls ]
Uh, Wendy and I can explain.
Yeah. See, Casper came up with this great idea.
{Y:i}Do you mean to tell me
that you have been hanging around with this--
this floating roll of toilet paper?
{Y:i}Yeah. Get away from her
before she gives you warts.
But we're friends!
{Y:i}No. No way.
I will not let you associate with this--
this puff of-- of secondhand smoke!
{Y:i}That's rich,
coming from a disenchanter!
Go rattle your chains!
Go peddle your potions!
Oh, make us, you big Dairy Queen butts!
{Y:i}That's it! We're coming over
and scaring the bloomers off of you!
In the name
of the great sorcerer Nogamo,
{Y:i}I command...
{Y:i}that you turn these spirits into beanbags!
Hey! Hey! Now, now,just a second...
- One. - Y-You wouldn't dare.
- Two-- - Bye.
Run away!
Three.
[ Whispering ] What was all that?
It was a bluff.
Oh.
Now, what is in your brain, child?
{Y:i}Don't you understand that ghosts are our enemies?
But Casper isn't! He's jus--
Look, girls, we can't hang around here anymore.
We're going to have to go find another hiding place.
No! I like it here, and I'm really, really sorry,
{Y:i}and I'll find Casper, and I'll fix everything.
Ay--
No way, Red. Now, march yourself
straight back into your room.
Hey, Casper,
meet me back here in five minutes.
Roger.
Ew! Witch germs!
I can't believe I actually touched her.
You touched. I mini-doughnuted!
Oh, I think I'm going to blow ectoplasm.
Vacation's over, boys.
If we want to win back our self-respect,
we got to scare those witches out of here!
Oww!
{Y:i}[ Snoring Softly ]
Casper.
Ow!
Easy on the pottery.
Better go into stealth mode.
Oh, boy. We messed up good.
No fooling.
We got to stick together, Casper.
My uncles don't want me near you.
They say you witches have killer magic.
Oh, we've got it, but I can't use it.
Come again?
OK, here's the deal.
But you promise you cannot tell anyone.
{Y:i}Got it?
Cross my heart and hope to live.
I downloaded this off the Internet.
The Top 1 00 Warlocks.
At the top of the list
is this bad boy Desmond Spellman.
He's superpowerful, and he's after me.
Why?
{Y:i}I haven't a clue, but if my aunts or I
use any big magic, he'll find us
and destroy us-- Got it?
Destroy you? How?
This is the only sure way...
besides dropping a house on us.
It's called the Mystic Abyss,
{Y:i}and whatever goes in vanishes... forever.
No. He can't!
Down!
Peaches and Cream, this party's over.
Uh, Good dog. Sit up.
- Uh, ruff-ruff!. - Good boy.
Now do you see why my aunts
can't afford a fight right now?
Wow. That's harsh.
{Y:i}So will you talk to your uncles
and keep them away from us?
Then I won't have to leave.
Please?
Well, sure, but-- You see,
I'm not very good at standing up to them.
Casper, you've got to.
This is life or death. Please!
Uh, sure, Wendy. Don't worry.
I'll fix everything.
And remember,
don't say anything about the magic.
I promise.
Huh!
This is no good.
All right, listen up.
I have something to say.
There's the little traitor.
Yeah. Way to go, airbag.
You almost got us killed-- Again!
Aren't you jumping to conclusions?
Wake up and smell the funeral roses.
Witches are dangerous.
So we got to attack them
before they attack us.
Now,just a doggone minute.
I have some say in this family,
and I'm telling you to lay off!.
Uh, please?
Who do you think you are?
Yeah. We know more than you.
Those witches mean business.
Yeah. I'm not backing down.
Let's get 'em.
Right now.
Wait!
No, but-- but-- uh, listen!
Why are you protecting them?
{Y:i}Because they can't use their powers-- Oh!
What did you say?
No powers?
So the witches are helpless.
Boys, it's time for a little revenge.
For glory!
For honor!
Formerly known as Prince!
No! Stop! I promised nothing would hap-- Whoah!
Wait! Wait! Let me explain--
[ Flushes ]
Whoaah...
Gee...
Maybe he's sick.
He looked a little flushed to me.
- Ha ha! - Ha ha! - Ha ha!
If it ain't the belle of the brawl.
Oh!
What do you want?
Simple, newt-breath.
This is our vacation spot, see?
So make like MichaelJackson
and beat it!
{Y:i}[ Fatso ] Yeah! This place ain't big enough
{Y:i}for the both of us.
Huh! In fact,
it's barely big enough for me.
Never! And you guys
better get out of here before--
Well, before we turn you
into a year's supply of diapers!
We happen to know for a fact
that you broom jockeys can't use magic.
What?
Oh, my gosh...
Casper told you!
{Y:i}Yeah! Put that in your cauldron
and stir it!
{Y:i}[ Stinky ] Listen,you don't scare us.
We scare you!
Get 'em, boys!
[ Screaming, Yelling ]
Aah!
Oh...
Ha ha! Missed me!
Peek-a-boo!
You leave my aunts alone!
No!
{Y:i}They were fast, but I was faster.
Paint these ghosts with a coat of plaster!
[ Beeping ]
Can't...move...arms...
[ Ghosts Straining ]
{Y:i}Yo, Desmond, we got us a blip!
{Y:i}I've got you, you little hex-hurler,
{Y:i}and I'm going to destroy you.
It's the de-witching hour! Heh heh heh!
{Y:i}[ All Cackling ]
Me, ruined?
By a little teen witch?
I don't think so.
Think again,
{Y:i}you pompous prestidigitator--
Aah!
{Y:i}You get your phantom fannies out of here!
Yeah. Yeah. We're going.
{Y:i}[ Shouting, Glass Breaks ]
What's that?
Let's go check it out.
- Wendy-- - Yes! - Yay!
You saved us!
Well, of course.
Nobody hurts my family.
Except for me.
Oh, you--
Come on, let's go.
Shh.
All right! Wendy, Wendy, she's our lass.
She kicked those ghosts
right in the worst possible way!
{Y:i}Ha ha! Wendy rules!
{Y:i}Rules! Wendy rules! Yeah!
{Y:i}La-la-la-la, all right!
{Y:i}- Wendy! - Ah, ha!
{Y:i}Wendy rules! Wendy rules!
Um, excuse me, um...
I'm really flattered,
but I have to tell you something.
Oh, come on, little Niece.
No bad news tonight. This is your hero party.
Well, in order to save you all,
I had to use my... wand.
Huh?
And Desmond's probably on his way right now.
Thanks a lot, loser. Start packing.
Oh...
Nnggh!
{Y:i}[ Gert ] Way to go, Wendy.
It's not a fruit or a vegetable.
The tomato is a berry.
Right, and your old man's E.T.,
'cause you ain't from this planet.
Go ahead. Ignore my wealth of knowledge.
Shut up, you two.
When I'm through with these witches,
I'm going to turn the two of you
into milkshakes. Ha ha!
Ooh...
Whoa!
Right.
Eww!
Wendy! Wendy, my uncles are on their way over--
Thanks for the warning,
but they've already paid their respects.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes. And how did they know
that my aunts couldn't fight back, hmm?
Wendy, I--
Is this your idea of making things better,
by breaking promises?
{Y:i}By giving away secrets?
How could you? I thought you were my friend.
{Y:i}I am! Wendy,just let me explain--
No! And I never want to see you again!
Now, beat it
before I turn you into a beanbag chair!
{Y:i}Wendy, I--
No!Just--Just leave.
{Y:i}[ Rick ] Wow. Yeah! Cool!
It's that kid again.
So cool...
{Y:i}Wendy never let me play with her wand.
She must like him more than me.
Wait till I get my hands on that little shrimp.
This is all his fault.
I normally like to get plastered.
Way to go, dishrag.
You led us right into a trap.
Yeah. Those broomstick bimbos
{Y:i}disgraced us.
I messed up everything.
You can say that again.
I'm talking about the witches.
This warlock's coming after them,
and now they've got to run for their lives.
These people are in big trouble,
and they need our help.
Us help witches?
No way!
No how!
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
{Y:i}You know,
you three like to act nasty
and talk big and be selfish,
but tonight, you did something
I'm never going to let you forget.
You cared about those witches.
Yeah, well...
we was just pretending.
Go...
and search the cabins.
{Y:i}Come on, Red, we got to put some sky behind us.
But I got to find my wand.
I just had it right here.
Look, forget about it, OK?
Look, it's nothing but trouble.
But I have to look--
No, you don't have to look.
But what about my powers?
No buts, all right? Let's go.
Witches, are we ready?
But I have to--
Here's your broom. Be quiet.
{Y:i}[ Vincent ] Let's try that one over there.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
{Y:i}You get that TV you wanted?
- It's them! - Oh!
Let's fly out the window.
No, we can't! They'll spot us.
Well, what are we going to do?
I have an idea!
What do you want a TV for?
I don't need a TV.
I got the pictures in my brain-- Ow!
Hey. We're walking here!
Hey, you see any witches around here?
{Y:i}-No habla Ingles. - No. - No.
Are they following?
No. I think we made it.
Yes?
{Y:i}They went that way.
Thank you.
Baaa.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Let's get rid of this garb, OK?
OK.
1 ... 2... 3...
OK, let's go. Come on.
Hurry.
Leaving so soon?
- Aah! - Aah! - Aah! - Aah!
Go!
{Y:i}Move it, move it--
Hurry. Oh.
Oh, hurry.
- Ohh-- - Oh.
{Y:i}Oh, no.
? La la la-la la ?
- Aah! - Aah!
Hey!
Sit down.
Yeah.
You're the big, bad Wendy, eh?
{Y:i}Yeah.
And you're the geek who's been hounding me.
What do you want, my lunch money?
{Y:i}It's like this, kiddo.
The Oracle said
that you are a greater witch than I.
- Her? - Her? - Her?
{Y:i}That's what I said.
But then the Oracle is never wrong.
Are you?
No, sir. Never wrong.
I had a devil of a time finding you.
How did you live without magic so long?
Well, we cut down
on between-meal spells and--
Stop it. It's none of his business.
No matter. You'll soon be out of my hair.
By the way, how does it look?
{Y:i}Nary a one out of place.
Thank you.
{Y:i}Wait! If you're mad at me,
why punish them?
If I get rid of you,
I can't very well leave relatives behind
who'll want revenge, now, can I?
Won't take a minute.
Hold it right there, bucko!
Bucko?
Casper, you came back.
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
- Help. - That's right.
The Oracle mentioned a ghost.
But never mentioned one so puny.
You leave Wendy alone!
A ghost defending a witch?
Now I've seen everything.
Aah! Omph!
{Y:i}Stop hurting him!
Oh, my. How very, very...
sickening.
If I hadn't lost my wand,
I'd knock that smirk right off your face.
Yes. Too bad, isn't it?
Casper! No!
- Ha ha ha. - No!
Man, this is getting monotonous.
Wendy's wand.
Let's see how snotty you are without your stick,
Miss I'm-Too-Good-For-You!
Normally, it's against my policy to scare people.
But this is an emergency.
- Aah! - Aah!
My, that was cleansing.
From the halls of Kukaluma,
to the shores of Xanadee,
I call upon the dark forces of yadda, yadda, yadda.
By the power vested in me et cetera, et cetera,
open the Door of Dread.
Behold, the Mystic Abyss.
Once a victim enters,
she never comes out; convenient, eh?
- Wendy! - Casper!
Ta-da!
Stop him!
{Y:i}You flying pillowcase, come here!
Casper, come on. Over here.
Hurry.
This what you're looking for?
[ Whistles ]
That was not bad.
{Y:i}But not nearly as powerful as me.
Help! Help!
{Y:i}[ Gert ] Wendy!
Hang on, Little Red!
Aah! Help me!
{Y:i}[ Gert ] Hold on, we're coming!
Hang on, Little Red!
No! Wait!
Not so fast.
{Y:i}Wendy!
Aaah!
Help me!
[ Screaming ]
My work's done here.
You ain't going nowhere.
[ Screaming ]
{Y:i}They're gonna trap Wendy!
Wendy!
Casper!
Aah! Casper, please help!
Casper, I'm so sorry I doubted you.
Forget that.Just hang on!
Keep pulling!
Silly spice and everything nice...
? I'm a little teapot, short and stout ?
? Here is my handle, here is my spout ?
? When I get all steamed up watch me shout ?
? Tip me over and pour me out ?
{Y:i}Witches one, witches all,
let's get Desmond after all.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
{Y:i}You mussed my hair.
I've been itching to show off.
Ah, I'm a man.
I'm a French dish.
Ugh! I'm repulsive.
Ha ha ha.
Let's get out of this.
[ Screaming ]
Now you're going to be fertilizer.
Ooh!
Noo!
Have a nice trip.
See you next fall.
Give me that, you little witch.
{Y:i}Wendy's still in there!
So is Casper.
Hang on, Wendy!
{Y:i}We're coming to get you.
We'll get the door, you grab the kids.
Casper!
Aah!
Help! Help me, Casper!
[ Screaming ]
{Y:i}Come on. Help me.
Pull! Pull!
Hold on, Wendy!
Hang on. We're coming to get you.
1 , 2, 3...
Wendy. Wendy. Little Red.
Wendy. Little Red, are you OK?
Aw, come on, Little Wart.
Wendy, are you OK?
You can make it.
Oh, Wendy.
Mm-hmm. Give me a hug and I will be.
Oh.
I love you.
Wendy, you're OK.
I knew you wouldn't bail.
Yeah, well, we figured
we couldn't let you have all the fun.
Let's go get some breakfast.
Yeah, French toast drowning in syrup.
Do you know
what they call French toast in Paris?
Uh, toast?
{Y:i}No. They call it Pain Perdu.
{Y:i}Means lost bread.
{Y:i}Because, see, they use
{Y:i}the old bread from yesterday--
[ Clears Throat ]
My sisters and I want to, um,
thonk, um, thang, uh, think, uh...
Thank. My sisters and I want to thank you...
for everything you've done for us.
{Y:i}Well, OK.
But don't expect it all the time.
Yeah, yeah, don't rush me.
And I wanted to say we sorta didn't mind
getting to know you hags,
uh, gals.
Really? Thanks.
{Y:i}Attention, please. Listen.
Here is the latest.
Desmond is now gone, and Wendy is greatest.
Her? She's the greatest witch?
{Y:i}She did something no other can boast.
{Y:i}This little witch befriended a ghost.
{Y:i}So Wendy,you're the greatest.
{Y:i}It is her I select.
{Y:i}Someday she'll be queen, so show some respect.
Yes.
Hail, Wendy.
We always knew you had it in you.
Yea! Wendy for president!
Well, girls,
I think it's time we get going.
Let's take another shot at that paperboy.
[ Imitates Buzzer] Sorry.
The judges won't accept that answer.
Oh, sorry, Wendy.
On your brooms. To the air.
Wendy, wait.
So, you're leaving, huh?
Us, too.
Guess this is good-bye.
{Y:i}Yeah, I guess.
Listen, I just wanted to say...
I'm really gonna miss you.
{Y:i}Next week you'll save some other girl
from a swirling vortex of doom
and you'll forget all about me.
{Y:i}Hey, we really shook things up, didn't we?
{Y:i}From now on, people are going to treat us differently.
Maybe.
Don't worry, they will.
Let's go.
Good-bye, Ghostboy.
1 , 2, 3, away!
No, no, no, Junior Counselors-In-Training,
you've gotta hold the bar level
so that guests can get under it.
You two born yesterday?
You know, after this guy,
I'm beginning to miss Desmond.
Ah, it's a living.
Yeah.
You know, I really like doing Casper's chores,
don't you? It's fun.
It's helpful.
It's been a hard day's night.
So long, Sunny Brite Resort.
It's been real...
friendly.