[HONKS]
[BIRDS CHIRP]
[MONKEYS SCREECH]
[GASPS]
AAH! THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE JUICEBUMPS.
[SQUEAKS]
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK.
VERY BACK!
Tommy: NO!
WE CAN'T GO BACK NOW, YOU GUYS.
OKEY-DOKEY JONES NEVER GOES BACK!
[SNARLING]
[GASPS]
HANG ON TO YOUR DIAPIES, BABIES,
WE'RE GOIN' IN.
Chuckie: THAT'S TOMMY PICKLES.
[INDIANA JONES THEME PLAYS]
HE'S THE BRAVEST BABY I EVER KNOWED.
AND THAT'S PHIL AND LIL,
UH, UH, WELL, THEY--THEY LIKE WORMS,
AND I'M CHUCKIE. UH...
I'M NOT SO BRAVE.
BUT THAT'S OK,
'CAUSE I GOT TOMMY, AND HE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND.
[GIGGLE]
[EXCITED CHATTER]
[STRAINING]
[STRAINS]
AAH!
WATCH OUT!
AAH!
[SCREAMS]
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US!
KEEP MOVING!
AAH!
[YELLS]
Chuckie: TOMMY!
HELP ME.
AAH!
COME ON, CHUCKIE!
[SCREAMS]
TOMMY!
YOU KIDS SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING IN HERE.
[SCREAMS]
Chuckie: WE THOUGHT THE FUN TIMES WOULD LAST FOREVER.
UNH. UNH.
BUT WE WAS WRONG!
OH, MY.
[STRAINS]
UPSY-DAISY, DIDI. THANKS.
THANK YOU INVITING ME TO YOUR BABY SHOWER,
MRS. PICKLES.
GLAD YOU COULD BE HERE, SUSIE.
WHAT A PRETTY PARTY DRESS, ANGELICA.
THANK YOU. MY MOMMY'S ASSISTANT
BOUGHT IT ESPECIALLY FOR MY AUNT DIDI'S PARTY.
HEE HEE.
DON'T SAY A WORD.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT $20 ON 8 POUNDS, 6 OUNCES.
8 POUNDS, 6. WHO'S GOT 8, 7?
12.
12 POUNDS? WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
GOSH, YOU CAN HARDLY TELL SHE'S GAINED ANY WEIGHT.
OH, DON'T WORRY.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, FROM BEHIND.
THERE YOU ARE, DIDALA.
[GERMAN ACCENT]
COME. LOOK WHAT WE GOT FOR YOU.
BORIS, MOVE YOUR TUCKUS.
A GOAT? [BLEATS]
OH, MOM, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
NOTHING BETTER FOR THE LITTLE BUBBALA
THAN GOAT'S MILK.
EXCEPT MAYBE YAK.
BUT YOU TRY FINDING GOOD YAK THESE DAYS.
[BLEATS]
HE'S SAYING, "HELLO."
[LAUGHS]
THERE YOU GO, KINDERWUND,
SOME CHOCOLATE COINS.
EVERYTHING, I--OOH!
AAH!
AREN'T YOU GONNA EAT IT, TOMMY?
[LADY SCREAMS]
NOPE. I'M SAVIN' IT FOR MY BABY SISTER.
OH, YOU MEAN, SHE FINALLY CAME?
NOT YET, BUT THEY'RE GIVING HER THIS BIG PARTY,
SO I'M PRETTY SURE TODAY'S THE DAY.
DO YOU THINK SHE GOT LOSTED ON HER WAY TO THE PARTY?
HMM, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE BETTER GO LOOK FOR HER.
COME ON!
UH, BUT, TOMMY, SHE COULD BE ANYWHERES.
WATCH IT, PUPS.
CAREFUL.
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU, JONATHAN.
I'VE GOT TO SAY HI TO THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
HOW'S OUR LITTLE MAN?
I TOLD YOU, CHARLOTTE,
DR. LIPSCHITZ SAYS IT'S A GIRL.
HA! THAT WINDBAG THOUGHT PHIL AND LIL
WERE INTESTINAL GAS.
FACE IT, DOLLY. RIDING HIGH, IT'S A GUY.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
"BORN UNDER VENUS, LOOK FOR A--"
[RINGS]
HELLO?
NOW, NOW, DR. LIPSCHITZ IS THE EXPERT.
I DON'T SEE ANY OF YOU WITH A Ph.D. IN LATIN.
YEAH, PIG LATIN MAYBE.
WELL, LET'S JUST HOPE FOR TOMMY'S SAKE IT'S A GIRL.
I'D HATE TO THINK HOW MUCH MY PUPS WOULD BE SQUABBLING
IF THEY WERE BOTH BOYS.
UH-UH-UH.
LET'S NOT DO ANY GENDER STEREOTYPING.
AFTER ALL, STU AND DREW ARE BROTHERS,
AND THEY GET ALONG JUST FINE.
PUSHY! LAZY!
BOSSY! INCONSIDERATE!
NOSY! GOOD-FOR-NOTHING!
BUSY-BODY.
Stu and Drew: WHY CAN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A REAL JOB, STU,
WITH BENEFITS.
I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE
AS A CLOCK-PUNCHING, PAPER-PUSHING,
BEAN-COUNTING...
[GASPS]
OH, NO OFFENSE.
YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE ENDS MEET NOW.
YOU GOT NO INSURANCE, NO SAVINGS,
AND ANOTHER KID ON THE WAY!
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, BRO,
I AM WORKING ON SOMETHING RIGHT NOW
THAT IS GOING TO PUT THIS BRANCH OF THE PICKLES FAMILY
ON EASY STREET.
WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, HUH,
AN ELECTRIC SPONGE?
OF COURSE NOT!
THAT WAS LAST YEAR.
THIS, THIS IS THE REPTAR WAGON!
THE ULTIMATE IN TODDLER TRANSPORTATION.
THE PERFECT CHILDREN'S TOY!
IN MY DAY, WE HAD PLENTY OF FUN
JUST THROWING ROCKS AT EACH OTHER.
BIG BAG OF DIRT CLODS,
THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS WANT.
THE REPTAR CORPORATION IS HOLDING A TOY DESIGN CONTEST,
AND THE WINNER GETS $500!
OOH!
AND THERE'LL BE PLENTY MORE IF THIS TOY'S A HIT,
AND I'LL BE FAMOUS!
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU BUILT
THAT STUPID THING.
MAYBE DUCKTAR WAS A LITTLE COMPLEX,
BUT THIS...THIS...WATCH!
I AM REPTAR! HEAR ME ROAR!
[IN LOUD ROBOTIC VOICE] I AM REPTAR!
HEAR ME ROAR!
DANG-FLABBIT! CAN'T A MAN WORK IN HIS OWN BASEMENT
WITHOUT GETTING BARBECUED?
OK, SO MAYBE REAL FIRE ISN'T THE BEST IDEA
FOR A CHILDREN'S TOY.
[RUGRATS GASP]
Chuckie: TOMMY, SOMEBODY'S BEEN COLORING YOUR ROOM.
YEP, IT'S FOR MY NEW SISTER.
HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND HER, TOMMY?
YEAH, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.
WELL, SHE'S A GIRL LIKE ME,
SO WE KNOW SHE'LL BE PRETTYFUL.
OH, BROTHER!
YOU DUMB BABIES GOT A LOT TO LEARN
ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE.
NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY.
I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE DESSERT TABLE
BEFORE THE GROWNUPS GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF.
ANGELICA, CAN YOU HELP US FIND MY BABY SISTER?
I WOULDN'T BE IN SUCH A BIG HURRY
IF I WAS YOU, TOMMY.
'CAUSE WHEN THE NEW BABY GETS HERE,
SHE'S GONNA GET ALL THE TOYS AND THE LOVE
AND THE ATTENTION.
AND YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU.
IT'LL BE LIKE, "LOOK, DID...
THERE'S THAT LITTLE BALD KID IN THE HOUSE AGAIN."
MY MOMMY AND DADDY WON'T FORGET ME.
THAT'S WHAT SPIKE SAID BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
BACK WHEN HIS NAME WAS PAUL.
Tommy: PAUL?
YEAH, BUT THEN YOU CAME ALONG,
AND THEY PUT HIM OUT IN THE RAIN,
AND HE TURNED INTO A DOG.
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME, ANGELICA.
MY MOMMY AND DADDY WILL LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT!
♪ A BABY IS REALLY NEAT ♪
♪ A BABY IS A SPECIAL TREAT ♪
UGH! WHO DOES SUSIE CARMICHAEL THINK SHE IS?
Susie: ♪ A BABY HAS A FUNNY NOSE ♪
♪ A BABY IS A LITTLE DICKENS ♪
♪ A BABY IS A CUDDLY CHICKEN ♪
♪ A BABY IS LOTS OF JOY ♪
♪ A BABY WILL GET ALL THE TOYS ♪
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
♪ A BABY HAS A SMILEY FACE ♪
♪ A BABY IS FROM OUTSIDE SPACE ♪
ANGELICA! SUSIE!
♪ A BABY IS EXTRA FANCY ♪
♪ A BABY POOPS IN HIS PANTSIES ♪
ANGIE, GET OUT!
NO!
♪ LIKE A BIRDIE ♪
♪ SINGING IN A TREE ♪
♪ MORE LIKE REPTAR ♪
♪ SCREAMING IN YOUR EAR ♪
Susie and Angelica: ♪ A BABY IS A GIFT ♪
♪ A GIFT FROM A BOB ♪
♪ A BABY IS A GIFT ♪ ♪ FROM A BOB, BOB, BOB ♪
♪ A BABY IS A GIFT ♪
♪ A GIFT FROM A BOB ♪
DO YOU REALLY THINK BABIES ARE A GIFT FROM A BOB?
I DON'T KNOW. WHY?
BECAUSE IF BOB BRINGED A GIFT,
IT'S PROBABLY ONE OF THEM.
Susie: ♪ A BABY IS VERY SPECIAL.
♪ A BABY IS, IS NOTTT! ♪
OH!
BETTY, IT'S TIME!
IT'S TIME? OH, BOY.
EVERYBODY TO YOUR STATIONS, PEOPLE!
HOWARD, GET STU.
CHARLOTTE, CALL THE HOSPITAL.
DIDI, START YOUR BREATHING. COME ON, GOOD GIRL.
UP WE GO, SPROUT.
WE GOT A PICKLE TO DELIVER.
Woman: WE'RE GOING TO THE CAR, KIDS.
[BAAAA]
WILL SOMEBODY TURN THAT SPRINKLER OFF?!
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BABY SHOWER!
WELCOME TO THE WERNER P. LIPSCHITZ CENTER
FOR HOLISTIC BIRTHING,
OFFERING THE MODERN PARENT
THE STATE OF THE ART IN PRIMITIVE BIRTH ALTERNATIVES.
[DIDI DOES LAMAZE BREATHING]
OH, MRS. PICKLES!
YOU WEREN'T DUE TILL NEXT WEEK, NOW, DEAR.
WELL, I GUESS WE COULD TRY
AND SQUEEZE YOU IN SOMEWHERE.
BUT DR. LIPSCHITZ PROMISED US
THE ALL-NATURAL ZEN EXPERIENCE
IN THE TIBETAN TERRACE ROOM!
IN MY DAY, A WOMAN JUST DROPPED HER BABY
IN THE POTATO FIELD AND KEPT GOING.
AH, YES, THE OLD COUNTRY ROOM.
Didi: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING A LITTLE CLEANER?
WE COULD TRY THE AQUATIC IMMERSION ROOM.
[DOES LAMAZE BREATHING]
SHE'S HAVING A BABY, NOT A GEFILTE FISH.
[BELL RINGS]
OH! STU, DIDI, RANDY CALLED TO SAY YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY.
[LAUGHS]
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE BRINGING THE WHOLE PARTY!
HOW FAR APART ARE THE PAINS, HON?
OH, THEY'RE...
PRETTY MUCH CONSTANT.
OK, DIDI, LET'S GO
AND GET YOU SETTLED IN, HUH?
HERE YOU GO, SPROUT.
[DIDI CONTINUES LAMAZE BREATHING]
DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE,
MOMMY'S GOING TO BE OK.
[CONTINUES LAMAZE BREATHING]
Chuckie: OH, GOSH, TOMMY,
YOUR MOMMY SURE SEEMS UPSET.
MAYBE YOUR BABY SISTER REALLY IS LOSTED.
WHOA!
MAYBE WE CAN BUY HER A NEW ONE.
WHERE'RE WE GONNA FIND A BABY IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
[BABIES CRYING]
YOU GOT ANY QUEENS?
GO FISH.
[BABIES CRYING]
P.A.: PLEASE REPORT TO INTENSIVE CARE.
[RUGRATS GASP]
HEY, A BABY STORE.
NICE AND WIGGLY.
YOU GUYS, HELP ME PICK ONE MY MOM WILL LIKE.
[CRYING]
♪ WHERE AM I? ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET HERE? ♪
♪ TODAY IS DIFFERENT THAN YESTERDAY ♪
SO THIS IS THE WORLD?
I MISS MY OLD WOMB.
THIS WALLPAPER HERE JUST AIN'T THE SAME.
THIS WORLD IS SOMETHING STRANGE!
♪ I'M WET ♪ ♪ I'M COLD ♪
♪ I NEED A CHANGE ♪
Babies: ♪ THIS WORLD IS SOMETHING NEW TO ME ♪
Baby boy: OH, MY HEAD. WHAT IS THIS?
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
ME, EITHER.
I'M HUNGRY. I'M TIRED.
I'M IRRITATED.
I LOVE THE EXTRA LEG ROOM.
MAN, THEY CUT MY CORD.
CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY!
♪ THIS WORLD IS WAY TOO BIG ♪
♪ AND POPULATED BY FUZZY PIGS ♪
♪ THIS WORLD IS SOMETHING NEW TO ME ♪
THIS WORLD IS SUCH A GAS.
♪ P.U., WHERE'S YOUR CLASS? ♪
♪ THIS WORLD IS SOMETHING NEW TO ME ♪
QUIET!
CAN'T A GUY GET SOME SHUTEYE?
IT'S SO NOISY IN HERE!
I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF SUCK!
FOOD HERE TASTES PRETTY GOOD.
MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF.
♪ AND YOU GOTTA HOLLER TO GET FED ♪
BUT I COULD GET USED TO THAT.
[BABIES YELLING]
♪ THIS WORLD IS WAY TOO BRIGHT ♪
♪ CAN SOMEBODY TURN DOWN THE LIGHT? ♪
SO THAT'S WHAT THAT THING LOOKS LIKE.
♪ ALL THINGS HERE ARE MEANT FOR PLAY ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE A REAL COOL DAY ♪
♪ THIS WORLD IS SOMETHING NEW TO ME ♪
[SCREAM]
[BABIES HUM]
Baby boy: REAL COOL!
[GASPS]
[BABIES HUM]
♪ THIS WORLD IS SOMETHING NEW TO ME ♪
THERE YOU ARE.
OY, GEVALT!
YOU KINDER GAVE MY TICKER SUCH A SCARE.
[BEEPS]
[DIDI DOES LAMAZE BREATHING]
ALL RIGHT, DIDI, YOU CAN DO IT. PUSH!
HAVE WE GOT A GOOD READING ON THE E.F.M.?
AAH!
HERE IT COMES.
GORGEOUS!
DIDI, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
SHE'S--SHE'S A BOY!
[BABY CRIES]
HELLO, MY WONDERFUL, SWEET BABY BOY.
Stu: WELL, I GUESS WE WON'T BE NAMING HIM
AFTER MY MOTHER.
HE DOESN'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A TRIXIE.
WHAT ABOUT MY COUSIN DILLON?
DILLON PRESCOTT PICKLES.
DIL PICKLES.
YEAH, I LIKE IT.
HERE YOU GO, SPROUT.
TOMMY, I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL.
THIS IS YOUR BROTHER DILLON.
DIL, THIS IS TOMMY.
[GASPS]
BABY...
SEE, THEY ALREADY LOVE EACH OTHER.
[HICCUP]
WAAH!
WELL, THAT'S A START.
[BABY CRYING]
[CRIES]
DIDI, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
HE HASN'T STOPPED CRYING
SINCE WE BROUGHT HIM HOME.
SOMEHOW IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN AROUND HERE ANYMORE.
YEAH! WHAT IS YOUR BROTHER SO SAD ABOUT?
I DON'T KNOW! BUT WHATEVER IT IS...
IT MUST BE REALLY BAD.
MAYBE HE'S BROKED!
WHAT?
BROKED! BROKED!
[BABY CRYING]
HE'S NOT BROKED. HE'S A...
JUST A LITTLE LOUD!
THAT BABY'S GETTING ON MY NERVES.
[SNORES]
Announcer: DIRECT FROM MOSCOW,
THE BANANA BROTHERS MONKEY CIRCUS!
FEATURING THE MOST AMAZING MONKEY
SINCE BREZHNEV!
THIS IS REAL MONKEY BUSINESS,
SO TROTSKY ON DOWN.
THE BANANA BROTHERS MONKEY CIRCUS!
GRANDPA! CAN WE GO TO THE CIRCUS?
[BLEATS]
IT'S ENOUGH OF A CIRCUS AROUND HERE ALREADY.
[CHUGGING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Station Master: ARRIVING ON TRACK ONE.
SERGEI, YOU STAY HERE AND WATCH MONKEYS,
I GET US COFFEE.
NO, IGOR, YOU STAY AND WATCH MONKEYS,
AND I GET US COFFEE.
NYET! MONKEYS WATCH YOU, I GET COFFEE.
[SLURPS]
I THINK COFFEE'S BETTER IN ST. PETERSBURG.
NYET, IS BETTER IN KIEV.
NO, IT'S BETTER IN ST. PETERSBURG.
NOTHING IS BETTER IN ST. PETERSBURG.
[CRASH]
LOOK! THE TRAIN!
LET ME OUT!
[SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN]
STOP!
[SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN]
[SHRIEKING]
[BELL RINGS]
[SHRIEKS]
[WHIMPERS]
Didi: AND THEN THE WIZARD LOOKED DOWN
AT THE LITTLE BOY AND SAID,
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED."
AND THE LITTLE BOY LOOKED--
Stu: DIDI!
[CRIES]
HELP!
I'LL BE BACK, SWEETIE.
Stu: ALL I DID WAS COUGH, DID.
I TRIED NOT TO,
BUT I HAD A FEELING IN MY THROAT.
AND THEN I COUGHED!
AND NOW HE'S CRYING!
AND NOW HE'S GOT THE HICCUPS!
[BAWLS]
OH, STU.
STU, WHY DON'T YOU SING DIL A LULLABY?
I'M TOO TIRED TO SING.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL MAKE SOMETHING UP.
GOOD.
♪ BABY, PLEASE ♪
♪ REST YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ NOW IT IS TIME FOR BED ♪
THAT'S GOOD. THANKS.
♪ YOU'RE CUTER THAN ♪
♪ UNCLE NED ♪
♪ OUR LITTLE ♪
UH...QUADRIPED?
OH, STU.
OH, YEAH.
Didi: IT DIDN'T WORK.
Stu: I KNOW.
HE'S STILL AWAKE.
I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE.
OK.
♪ TWINKLE, TWINKLE ♪
♪ HOW TIME FLIES ♪
♪ SLOWLY IN THE STARRY SKIES ♪
♪ BABY, PLEASE ♪
♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪
♪ YOU'RE AS SWEET AS ♪
♪ APPLE PIES ♪
Didi: ♪ AS YOU GROW ♪
♪ AND LOVE AND PLAY ♪
Stu: ♪ IN OUR HEARTS ♪
♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS STAY ♪
♪ SO SLEEP AND DREAM THE NIGHT ♪
♪ AWAY ♪
AH, THAT WAS GOOD.
♪ BABY, PLEASE ♪
♪ REST YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ NOW IT IS ♪
♪ TIME FOR BED ♪
♪ PLEASE STOP ♪
♪ DON'T YOU SEE? ♪
♪ I WANT MOM AND DAD ♪
♪ FOR ME ♪
[HICCUP]
[HOWLS]
[BABY CRIES]
OH, DARN IT.
AH-CHOO!
HEY, SPROUTS,
CRATE'S NO PLACE FOR YOU TO PLAY.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GET SHIPPED TO JAPAN
WITH REPTAR, NOW WOULD YOU?
I BETTER PUT THIS
WHERE I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON IT.
DIL,
THAT'S TOMMY'S BLANKIE.
YEAH, IT USED TO SLEEP WITH ME
BEFORE WE EVEN GOT YOU!
[LAUGHS AND GURGLES]
[CRACK]
MY BLANKIE!
HE'S NOT VERY NICE.
OW!
Lil: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GET THINGS
FROM A BROTHER, TOMMY.
Tommy: IS NOT?
IT IS NOT. HERE, WATCH.
HEY, THAT'S MY REPTAR, LILY!
IS NOT, PHILLIP!
IS...TOO, LILLIAN.
IS NOT!
IS, TOO!
IS NOT!
SEE, TOMMY, NOW YOU TRY IT.
[SQUEALS] Dil: TEDDY MINE!
MINE!
GOSH, TOMMY LEARNS FAST.
YEAH.
[STRAINS]
Stu: HURRY, POP,
THEY'LL BE HERE TO PICK IT UP ANY MINUTE.
Angelica: DADDY, WHY CAN'T I WATCH SHIRLEYLOCK HOLMES
AT OUR HOUSE?
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HEAR IT WITH THAT NEW BABY
SQUAWKING THE WHOLE TIME!
NOW, SWEETHEART,
DADDY'S GOT TO PUT IN A LITTLE OVERTIME TODAY,
SO THAT MOMMY WON'T BE SO ASHAMED
OF HIS QUARTERLY EARNINGS.
HI, UNCLE STU.
SORRY TO HEAR YOUR PONY IS SO SLOW.
UH, WE DON'T HAVE A PONY, ANGELICA.
THEN HOW COME YOU TOLD MOMMY
AUNT DIDI GOT SADDLED WITH A LOSER.
[GASPS]
"LOSER"?
HE--HE...
EXCUSE ME, BRO.
MY TAX DEDUCTIONS ARE CRYING!
YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THEM
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME.
[BABIES STRAINING]
OHH.
TOMMY! DIL!
BOYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OHH.
DIL...
WHAT SAY WE GIVE TOMMY
A LITTLE TURN WITH THE BEAR, HUH?
WAAH!
OR NOT.
WAAH!
HEY, CHAMP,
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME FOR A MINUTE?
I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU
THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN YOUR OLD TEDDY BEAR.
[YAWNS]
WE WEREN'T GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS
UNTIL YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT OLDER,
BUT I THINK NOW'S THE RIGHT TIME.
SHINY, HUH?
AND GRANDPA LOU PUT YOUR PICTURE INSIDE.
[TICKS]
I KNOW IT'S HARD, TOMMY.
YOU HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER NOW,
AND THAT'S A BIG CHANGE.
UH, DIL CAN BE PRETTY TOUGH
TO GET ALONG WITH, HUH?
BUT SOMETIMES LITTLE BROTHERS,
THEY AREN'T EVERYTHING YOU'D HOPED THEY'D BE.
THAT'S WHY BIG BROTHERS HAVE GOT TO HAVE FAITH.
AND ONE DAY, YOU'LL SEE...
HE'LL CHANGE.
AFTER ALL,
YOU'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITY NOW.
I KNOW I CAN TRUST THAT YOU'LL STICK BY DIL'S SIDE
AND BE A SWELL BIG BROTHER.
[THINKS] SPONSATILITY.
[BLEATS]
[RUGRATS GASP]
WHAT IS THAT, YOU GUYS?
Lil: REPTAR!
ON WHEELS! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S FOR?
I DON'T KNOW.
I BET IT COULD TAKE US TO THE BABY STORE.
GREAT IDEA, LILLIAN.
WE COULD TAKE DIL TO THE HOPSICLE
AND GET TOMMY'S MONEY BACK.
YEAH, DO IT.
IT'S MONEY BACK GUARANTEE.
GUYS!
GUYS, TOMMY'S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
WELL, HE'S SURE NOT HAPPY NOW.
WELL...
YOU WATCH.
ONCE DIL GOES BACK TO THE BABY STORE,
TOMMY WILL BE HAPPY.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
[HUMMING]
[GASPS]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE, UH, ACTUALLY, LILLIAN WAS, UH--
WE'RE TAKING DIL BACK TO THE HOPSICLE, TOMMY.
WE'RE GONNA GET YOUR MONEYS BACK.
WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
MY MOMMY AND DADDY WANNA KEEP HIM.
SEE? SEE?
WHY? ALL HE DOES IS CRY AND POOP.
SO DO YOU.
I DON'T CRY THAT MUCH.
WELL, YOU POOP AN AWFUL LOT.
LOOK WHO'S TALKING, MR. CHOCOLATE PANTS.
I AM NOT A POOPIE MONSTER!
TV: SHIRLEYLOCK HOLMES, GIRL DETECTIVE,
RIGHT AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
TOMMY!
WELL, I'M NOT.
HEY, BABIES. KNOCK IT OFF!
CYNTHIA AND ME ARE TRYING TO WATCH TV.
HUH?
HEY, HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, PINKIE.
PRETTY GOOD.
[GROWLING]
BE NICE, ANGELICA.
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
YOU WANNA RIDE IN A WAGON?
I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE
TO OUTSIDE SPACE!
OW!
MY SHOW!
NEXT COMMERCIAL, YOU BABIES ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!
Lil: ALL ABOARD.
JUST WALK AWAY, CHUCKIE.
WALK AWAY.
OOH! WAIT FOR ME!
Phil: WHICH WAY TO THE HOPSICLE?
Tommy: WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE HOPSICLE!
Chuckie: WELL, WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERES!
[SNORING]
UH, PARDON ME.
PICKUP FOR PICKLES TO JAPAN?
TAKE IT AWAY, TAKE IT AWAY.
[SNORING]
YEAH, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
[BARKING]
PIPE DOWN, SPIKE!
ME AND CYNTHIA ARE WATCHING...
[GASPS]
CYNTHIA?!
NICE TRY, BABIES.
NOW GIVE ME BACK MY...
[GASPING]
CYNTHIA!
[CRASH]
THEY TOOK CYNTHIA. SPIKE!
COME ON!
YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BUTTHOUND!
WE GOTTA SEARCH EVERY DOGHOUSE,
PLAYHOUSE, TREE HOUSE,
AND DOLLHOUSE!
I WANT THOSE FOOGITIVES
BACK IN CUSTARDY.
[BARKING]
WHOAAH!
BAD DOG! BAD DOG!
STOP!
DID, JUST TO THE SPA AND RELAX.
POP AND I ARE DOING FINE
TAKING CARE OF THE--
POP? W--WHERE'S THE CRATE?
OH, I GUESS THE DELIVERY FOLKS
MUST HAVE COME.
WOW. THEY LOADED HER UP AND EVERYTHING, HUH?
SURE, I'LL LET YOU TALK TO TOMMY.
POP...UH...UH,
WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
THAT'S FUNNY. THEY WERE HERE
A MINUTE AGO, PLAYING IN THE...
Both: THE CRATE!
HONEY, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO CALL YOU BACK.
[RAP SONG PLAYS]
WHOAA!
HOW COULD YOU FALL ASLEEP
WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
WATCHING THE KIDS?!
[SNORING]
WE'LL NEVER FIND THE BABIES
WITH THIS JERK IN FRONT OF US!
[HONKS HORN]
Phil: THIS IS MORE FUN THAN PICKING NOSES!
OR MAKING BUBBLES IN THE BATHTUB.
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD THROW UP
OR THROW DOWN!
PHEW!
I'VE TURNED THIS PLANE UPSIDE DOWN,
AND I ASSURE YOU
THERE ARE NO CHILDREN.
NO.
WE FOUND A KID,
BUT HE'S NOT THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
Goat: BAAAA.
TOMMY!
SPROUT?
DIL!
ANGELICA?
WHERE CAN THEY BE? WE GOTTA FIND THEM!
FIND WHAT?
[GASPS]
EINSTEIN HERE LOST THE KIDS.
I LOST THE KIDS?
SEE?
[RUGRATS EXCLAIM IN WONDER]
Chuckie: WHERE ARE WE?
Tommy: I DON'T KNOW.
IT LOOKS KINDA LIKE THE PARK.
Lil: ONLY BIGGERER.
BIGGERER? THIS PLACE IS BIGGER
THAN THE PARK AND THE BACKYARD
ALL PUT TOGETHER.
THIS IS BAD, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS BAD.
OH, TOMMY, I THINK YOUR BROTHER IS BROKED AGAIN.
OH, NO. DIL, ARE YOU OK?
Phil: I THINK HE'S GONNA EXPLODE.
POOPIE. WHAT?!
[GROANING]
POOPIE!
All: EUW!
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO CHANGE HIS DIAPIE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE?
[POLICE SIRENS]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT THEM WITH YOUR FATHER.
THE MAN SLEPT THROUGH PEARL HARBOR, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
I SOUNDED THE ALARM AS SOON AS I COULD.
MRS. PICKLES, DID YOUR SON HAVE ANY ENEMIES?
[GASPS]
UH-HUH. ANY UNDERWORLD OR MOB CONNECTIONS?
HE IS A BABY!
[COUGHING]
THE POWDER GOES ON HIS BOTTOM, TOMMY!
WELL, I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.
Dil: PEE-PEE.
LOOK OUT!
STOP IT, DIL.
GET OFF ME!
AAH! FROG, FROG!
YOUR BROTHER MADE A FROG JUMP ON ME!
STOP IT. YOU STOP IT!
HEY, GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP PLAYING AROUND
AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HOME.
BUT, TOMMY, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
I KNOW. I'VE GOT MY SPONSATIVITY!
WHAT'S A SPONSATIVITY, TOMMY?
SOUNDS YUCKY.
NO, IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A BIG BROTHER.
IT'S JUST LIKE OKEY-DOKEY JONES USES
WHEN HE HAS TO FIND HIS WAY HOME.
I THOUGHT THAT'S CALLED A CRUMPUS.
WELL, MY DAD GAVE IT TO ME,
AND HE CALLED IT A SPONSATIVITY.
WHERE'S IT SAY TO GO?
WELL, UM, UH, HMM.
THIS WAY.
UH...
[GASPING]
THAT'S THE WAY!
STRAIGHT UP THAT HILL!
AAH! BAD DOG, BAD DOG!
STOP!
[SNIFFING]
AAH!
[WHIMPERS]
YOU KNOW, NOT ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN.
[WHIMPERS]
MR. PICKLES, IS IT TRUE
YOU SHIPPED YOUR OWN CHILDREN TO TOKYO
IN A WOODEN BOX?
IS IT TRUE A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY?
MR. PICKLES, HOW MANY PECKS
OF PICKLED PEPPERS DID YOU PICK?
CHILDHOOD, A TIME OF INNOCENCE, A TIME OF JOY.
A TIME OF UNSPEAKABLE, UNRELENTING TRAGEDY.
MRS. PICKLES, TELL US HOW IT FEELS
TO KNOW YOU MAY NEVER SEE
YOUR CHILDREN AGAIN.
CRIMINY! CAN'T YOU PIT BULLS SHOW SOME COMPASSION?
I'M SO SORRY. FORGIVE ME.
PLEASE TELL US HOW IT FEELS
TO KNOW YOU MAY NEVER SEE YOUR CHILDREN AGAIN?
GET HIM! LET ME AT HIM!
ALL RIGHT!
HOLD ON, JONATHAN.
THERE'S AN ALARMING CROWD AT MY IN-LAW'S
INDICATING EITHER A YARD SALE OR A FAMILY TRAGEDY.
LET ME GET BACK TO YOU.
HEY, MR. PICKLES, HOW DOES IT FEEL
KNOWING YOUR BROTHER LOST
YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER?
HE WHAT?!
SHARE YOUR PAIN.
YEOW!
YOU'RE BREAKING MY ARM!
ONLY 'CAUSE I CAN'T REACH YOUR NECK!
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
2 SOUR PICKLES AND YOUNG TAMMY,
BABY DALE, THE TWINS BILL AND JILL,
LITTLE CHUNKY, AND POOR AMELIA,
ALL VANISHED WITHOUT A TRACE.
I'M REX PESTER,
AND I'LL BE BACK WITH MORE BIG ACTION NEWS.
MR. SWENSON SAID HE SAW ANGELICA AND SPIKE
RUN THROUGH HIS GARDEN AND HEAD NORTH ON I-99!
Charlotte: MY BABY!
LET'S GO!
PRIVATE FIRST CLASS PICKLES REPORTING FOR DUTY.
JUST GET IN. COME ON.
GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
GOOD, DIL. NOW, PLAY NICE.
[BONK]
NOT MUCH FUN BACK THERE, IS IT?
OH, WE'RE DOING OK.
THAT'S SOME GOOD HITTIN' THERE, DILLY.
[BONK]
I'M HUNGRY.
RIGHT ABOUT NOW
MY DADDY'D BE MAKING ME
A FRIED BOLOGNA SANDWICH.
I CAN ALMOST SMELL THAT BURNING.
OOH, IT TASTES ALL CRUNCHY.
STOP IT, CHUCKIE. YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY.
[ALL GASP]
OH, NO!
WE CAN'T SEE OUR HOUSES FROM HERE, TOMMY.
Phil: WE CAN'T SEE ANY HOUSES FROM HERE.
WE'RE DOOMED!
DOOMED.
DOOMED, I TELL YOU!
[ANIMAL SNARLING]
MRS. PICKLES, I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU,
BUT CAN YOU IDENTIFY THIS BINKY?
[CRYING]
DIL'S FAULT,
THIS IS ALL
RIGHT, CHUCKIE?
UH-UH. THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
IF YOU HADN'T PUTTED HIM IN THE WAGON IN THE FIRST PLACE,
RIGHT, CHUCKIE?
UH-UH.
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT
YOU GOT A BAD, NAUGHTY, STINKY BABY FOR A BROTHER!
HE'S NOT NAUGHTY.
HE'S JUST A--
HE'S JUST A--A BABY!
HOW COULD YOU BE MAD JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE, UM...
STANDING THERE ALL NAKIE?
I MEAN, I'M SURE HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP.
AND 'SIDES, IT'S HOT,
'SPLORING IN THE WOODS ALL DAY.
AH! A LITTLE BREEZE FEELS GOOD.
JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
OH, THANK YOU, DIL.
[HICCUPS]
THOSE HICCUPS ARE REALLY STARTING TO BUG ME.
FACE IT, TOMMY.
HAVING A BABY BROTHER
JUST ISN'T WHAT YOU EXPECTED.
HEY, YOU GUYS, LOOK.
SOMEBODY'S HOUSE. TOMMY WAS RIGHT.
WOW. MY SPONSATIVITY DOES WORK.
YEAH, BUT WHO'D HAVE A HOUSE
WAY OUT HERE IN THE FOREST?
Tommy: MAYBE A LIZARD LIVES THERE.
A LIZARD!
YOU KNOW, A--A BIG GUY
WITH A POINTY HAT THAT GRANTS WISHES.
ALL'S WE GOTS TO DO IS KNOCK ON THE DOOR
AND SAY WE WANNA GO HOME.
SEE? THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAN.
THANK BOB!
THANK YOU, BOB.
COME ON, GUYS!
WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE LIZARD.
OH, TOMMY, ARE YOU OK?
I'M FINE. I JUST TRIPPED
IN A LITTLE HOLE, THAT'S ALL.
Chuckie: GOSH, IT LOOKS KINDA
LIKE SPIKE'S FEET,
ONLY IF HE WAS A GIANT.
I SAW FEETPRINTS LIKE THAT IN OUR STORYBOOK.
A WOLF MADE THEM,
AND THEN HE ATE THAT LITTLE RED RIDING GIRL.
THE WOLF ATE A GIRL?
THEY GOT HER OUT.
I DON'T THINK IT'S A WOLF, CHUCKIE.
IF IT WAS, WE'D HEAR HIM SAY--
[ANIMAL HOWLING]
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
[ANIMAL HOWLING]
All: AAH!
DO YOU SEE THE WOLF?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
TEETH! TEETH AND FUR!
AND TEETH!
NO, DIL! BAD DIL.
MARGARET?
THAT'S YOUR NAME, ISN'T IT?
I'M SURE YOU'VE RUN AFOUL
OF MANY A SCARY PEDESTRIAN.
BUT OUT HERE, WE HAVE
WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL--
HMM, HOW SHOULD I PUT IT?
ACTUAL DANGER.
DANGER?
GRIZZLIES THAT'LL RIP
THE TOP OFF YOUR CAR.
BOBCATS, WOLVES, WOLVERINES,
WHICH ARE SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.
AND DRAGONS. AAH!
TOMMY, I SAW SOME GROWNUPS.
STOP! STOP!
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
WELL, I HOPE YOU FIGURE IT OUT,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T BRING NO BATHING SUIT!
AAH!
ANY FURTHER, AND I WOULD HAVE NEEDED A FRESH DIAPIE.
DIL, NO!
AAH!
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
Reptar: AQUA REPTAR ENGAGED.
Margaret: I'M TELLING YOU,
I SAW A DRAGON.
MARGARET.
A BIG GREEN,
FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON.
I'VE GOT TO CALL HEADQUARTERS.
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
YOU MIGHT ASK FOR A NEW ASSIGNMENT,
SAY, A CITY PARK.
'CAUSE, YOU SEE, OUT HERE IN THE COUNTRY,
YOU HAVE TO BE JUST A LITTLE TOUGHER.
AAH! AAH!
THE DRAGON! I JUST SAW IT!
I SAW IT!
WHERE? WHERE?
HERE? WHERE?
Lou: BINGO. LOOKIE HERE.
A WRAPPER FROM
A CYNTHIA SWEET BAR.
MY ANGEL! SHE'S BEEN HERE.
YEP, I FIGURE
SHE'S TRACKING THE SPROUTS.
IT'S THE PICKLES' BLOOD.
I MYSELF SPENT 15 DAYS
TRACKING SITTING BULL
THROUGH THE NORTHWEST TERRITORY.
THE YEAR WAS 19--
OVER HERE!
WE FOUND SOME WHEEL TRACKS
AND BABY FOOTPRINTS HEADING INTO THE WOODS.
ACTUALLY, HOWARD FOUND THEM.
I SAW THEM.
THEY MUST BE IN MY REPTAR WAGON.
IT'S THE PERFECT CHILDREN'S TOY.
YOU AND YOUR STUPID INVENTIONS!
MY STUPID INVENTIONS?
THAT'S IT!
ALL RIGHT, THE PUPS ARE IN THE WOODS.
YOU MEN FOLLOW THOSE TRACKS.
WE'LL HEAD TO THE RANGER'S STATION
AND START THE SEARCH FROM THERE.
NOW, MOVE! HUT, HUT, HUT!
STU, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TRUST ME, DID. I HAVE A PLAN.
Tommy: SLOB THE POOP DECK, MR. PHIL.
HOIST THE ANKLE, NUMBER ONE.
♪ A PIRATE'S LIFE IS A LIFE FOR ME ♪
♪ YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF YUM ♪
♪ I GET SEASICK ON THE SEA ♪
♪ YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF YUM ♪
♪ HOIST THE REPTAR FLAG REAL HIGH ♪
♪ MY SWORD IS POINTED TO THE SKY ♪
♪ YOU NEED A PATCH ACROSS YOUR EYE ♪
♪ FROM ZANZIBAR ♪
♪ TO CANDY BAR ♪
♪ YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF YUM ♪
♪ WE SEARCH FOR TREASURES NEAR AND FAR ♪
♪ YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF YUM ♪
♪ BEWARE YOUR SHIP SHOULD CROSS OUR PATH ♪
♪ WE'LL SHOOT A CANNON THROUGH YOUR MAST ♪
♪ REMOVE YOUR GOLD BABOONS BY HALF ♪
OH OH OH!
♪ A PIRATE'S LIFE IS THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
♪ YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF YUM ♪
♪ ADVENTURE ON THE OPEN SEA ♪
♪ YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF YUM ♪
Tommy: DIL!
HELP ME, TOMMY!
FISH!
Phil: MAN OVERBOARD!
HANG ON, CHUCKIE.
AAH!
LOOK AT HIM GO.
TOMMY, WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?
I'M SORRY, CHUCKIE,
BUT DIL, HE NEEDED ME,
AND HE'S JUST A--
Both: JUST A BABY!
UH-OH!
Tommy: HARD TO PORT SIDE.
TURN! TURN AROUND!
HELP ME, YOU GUYS!
HELP!
DIL, NO!
WHOAAA!
WOULD COME IN HANDY.
I KNEW MY DUCKTAR
POP, ARE YOU OK?
[SNORING]
OH, POP.
DO YOU THINK WE'LL STILL BE ABLE
TO FIND THE LIZARD'S HOUSE, TOMMY?
SURE, CHUCKIE.
LONG AS I GOT MY SPONSATIVITY,
WE'LL NEVER BE LOSTED.
WHICH WAY ARE WE APPOSED TO GO?
UM...UH...UM...
THAT WAY.
Chuckie: HEY, LOOKIE, FOOTPRINTS.
MAYBE THERE'S OTHER BABIES AROUND HERE.
THOSE ARE OUR FEETPRINTS, CHUCKIE.
YOU'RE LEADING US AROUND AND AROUND, TOMMY.
B-BUT IT WAS WORKING BEFORE.
I DON'T THINK IT EVER WORKED.
I THINK YOUR SPONSATIVITY'S BROKE,
JUST LIKE YOUR BROTHER.
Tommy: MY BROTHER IS NOT BROKE!
HE PULLED THE LEVER!
Phil: HE TRIED TO SEND US INTO THE BIG JACUZZI.
WE COULD HAVE BEEN DROWNDED.
HEY, YOU GUYS!
CLOW--CLOW!
WHAT IS IT, CHUCKIE?
CLOWN!
WHAT'S A TRAIN DOING
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?
MAYBE SOME GIANT BABY LOSTED HIS CHOO-CHOO.
EEE!
EEK!
OOH AHH AHH!
♪ TING, TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG ♪
♪ OOH ♪ EEE ♪
♪ OOH AHH AHH ♪
♪ TING, TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG ♪
♪ YOU WANT TO LEARN SOMETHING THAT I CAN TEACH TO YOU ♪
♪ YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET THAT I SWEAR IS TRUE ♪
♪ MONKEYS, WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN HUMANS EVER DO ♪
♪ OOH, EEE, OOH AHH AHH ♪
♪ TING, TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG ♪
♪ OOH, EEE, OOH AHH AHH ♪
♪ TING, TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG ♪
♪ WE LEARN TO CLIMB AND SWING ♪
♪ BEFORE WE LEARN TO RUN ♪
♪ WE LIKE TO PARTY, AND THERE'S ROOM FOR EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME BY AND SEE US IF YOU REALLY WANNA HAVE SOME FUN ♪
♪ OOH, EEE, OOH AHH AHH ♪
♪ TING, TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG ♪
♪ OOH, EEE, OOH AHH AHH ♪
♪ TING, TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG ♪
♪ YOU'LL NEVER SEE US TIRED ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE WAY TOO SMART FOR WORKIN' ♪
♪ A MONKEY KNOWS A LOT MORE THAN A MAN ♪
♪ WE LOVE SWINGING IN THE TREES ♪
♪ AND EATING OUR BANANAS ♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW WE NEVER NEED A PLAN ♪
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
HUNGRY, HUNGRY.
OH, BUT I REALLY WANNA
GO PLAY WITH THE MONKEYS.
[MONKEYS SNIFFING]
HUNGRY, HUNGRY.
WATCH MY BROTHER.
I GOTTA GET THE DIAPIE BAG.
HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE'S NOT A NANNER.
OH, NO! HEY, GUYS, HELP!
THERE'S A MONKEY
WHO'S TRYING TO TAKE
TOMMY'S BROTHER!
SO?
OH, JUST HELP ME, OK?
HOLD ON!
LET GO!
OK! OK!
OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT.
I TELL YOU, IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSER THAN...
[GLASSES SHATTER]
THIS.
AT LEAST THE MONKEYS ARE GONE.
YEAH.
AND THEY TOOK BABY DIL WITH THEM.
HEY, SPIKE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
YOU DUMB DOG?
HEY! MY ROLLY BLADE IS CRACKED.
OH, CYNTHIA.
ARE THEY TAKING CARE OF YOU?
WILL THEY KNOW TO COMB YOUR HAIR,
OR CHANGE YOU INTO YOUR SPORTS JUMPER
WITH MATCHING NECKERCHIEF AT LUNCH TIME?
PEE-YEW, SPIKE! DOG BREATH!
[GROWLS] [WHIMPERS]
SPIKE?
DON'T WORRY. THIS TIME SHE'LL FLY.
I'M FACING INTO THE WIND.
[ENGINE STARTS]
HE'S READY?
NO. GO?
NO!
ALL RIGHT, THEN!
WHOAA!
OH, THIS IS BAD!
BAD!
SHH! HERE COMES TOMMY.
PUT THE BLANKIE ON HIM.
Tommy: OK, GUYS!
I GOT IT.
UM, I THINK IT'S GONNA RAIN, TOMMY.
OH, YEAH.
UH, WE BETTER GO.
I GOTTA FINISH FEEDING MY BROTHER.
I DON'T THINK HE'S HUNGRY.
YEAH. BESIDES, HE'S, UM...
[GASPS]
A MONKEY?
Phil: WOW!
LOOK AT THAT!
MY BROTHER TURNED INTO A MONKEY?!
[THUNDER]
COME ON, TOMMY.
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.
I CAN'T GO HOME WITH MY BROTHER BEING A MONKEY!
OH, BUT, TOMMY,
WE GOTTA GET TO THE LIZARD'S HOUSE.
THAT'S IT!
I'LL GET THE LIZARD TO WISH HIM BACK INTO A PEOPLE!
THE LIZARD'S ONLY GOING TO GIVE US ONE WISH.
YEAH, AND IF YOU USE IT UP ON DIL,
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HOME?
HE'S MY BROTHER, CHUCKIE!
I HAVE TO WISH HIM BACK!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
YES, I CAN! WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF PHIL TURNED INTO A MONKEY?
THAT'S DIFFERENT. I LIKE PHILLIP!
BESIDES, YOU'D BE WASTING YOUR WISH ANYWAY,
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR BROTHER.
[GASPS]
[BOTH GASP]
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT LILLIAN MEANS IS...
UM...
THE MONKEYS KIND OF TOOK BABY DIL,
AND WE JUST--WE THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T MIND
A BABY MONKEY INSTEAD.
WHAT?
LOOKIT, TOMMY, NOBODY LIKES HIM!
WE'RE GONNA FIND THAT LIZARD, TOMMY.
YOU CAN FIND YOUR BROTHER BY YOURSELF!
WILL YOU HELP ME, CHUCKIE?
SORRY, TOMMY.
BUT--BUT YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND.
YEAH? WELL, IF-- IF I'M YOUR BESTEST FRIEND,
THEN HOW COME WHEN I GOT THROWED UP ON,
YOU DIDN'T HELP ME?
HUH, HUH?
AND WHEN I FALLED
OVERBOARD,
YOU DIDN'T HELP ME.
AND THEN WHEN THE MONKEY GRABBED ME,
YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT MY BOO-BOO.
[CRYING]
FACE IT, TOMMY.
YOU DON'T GOT
A BESTEST FRIEND NO MORE.
ALL YOU GOTS IS A BROTHER.
OH, UM...
FINE.
I'LL GO FIND HIM BY MYSELF.
[THUNDER]
[ALL GASP]
YOU DUMB BUTTHOUND!
[WHIMPERING]
FINE! I HOPE YOU TURN INTO A FROG.
NYAH!
[WHINING]
I'LL FIND CYNTHIA MYSELF!
♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ♪
♪ I'M GONNA FIND YOU ♪
♪ I'M GONNA GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU ♪
♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ♪
♪ I'M GONNA WIN YOU ♪
♪ I'M GONNA GET YOU,
GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU ♪
♪ CYNTHIA, OH, CYNTHIA ♪
♪ I NEED TO SEE YOU ♪
♪ I NEED TO SEE YOU, SEE YOU, SEE YOU ♪
♪ FROM THAT KID OR HIS BROTHER ♪
♪ I'M GONNA GET YOU ♪
♪ I'M GONNA GET YOU, I'LL GET YOU ♪
♪ I'LL FIND THE FULL DIAPER BAG ♪
♪ AND IF YOU'RE RIPPED OR YOU'RE HURT ♪
♪ I'LL PUSH THEM IN DIRT ♪
YEAH!
[WOOF]
AAH! OOH!
OH!
STOP!
I SAID STOP!
CYNTHIA!
[GRUNTING]
[BABY CRIES]
HEY!
GIMME BACK MY BROTHER!
SHOO!
OH! GET OUTTA HERE, YOU MONKEYS!
GO!
[CRYING]
[AWOO]
UGH!
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUTTA THIS RAIN.
[THUNDER]
I KNOW YOU ROOKIES CAN GET EXCITED
AND LOSE YOUR HEADS,
BUT VETERANS LIKE ME
KNOW THE KEY IS TO REMAIN CALM
AND COOL AND COLLECTED.
[GASPS]
PLEASE, OUR KIDS ARE LOST IN THE STORM.
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US.
THERE'S DRAGONS OUT THERE!
I'M A PARK RANGER,
NOT A KNIGHT OF THE ROUND TABLE!
GO FIND SOMEBODY WITH A LANCE!
NEVER MIND HIM.
COME WITH ME.
Ranger Frank: WHAT DO YOU--COMING--I GOT-- THE DRAGON--I SAW IT.
[GRUNTING]
WE'LL JUST HAVE A LITTLE BOTTLE
AND TAKE A NICE NAPPY, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.
MINE!
BUT I'M HUNGRY, TOO.
[WHINES]
STOP IT!
DIL, THAT'S ENOUGH!
STOP IT!
UNH! OH!
[COUGHING]
YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ANY FOR ME!
[BURPS]
ALL GONE.
[GIGGLING]
OH.
DIL.
DIL!
MY BLANKIE! MY BLANKIE!
DIL!
MY BLANKIE!
I NEED SOME BLANKIE, TOO.
MINE!
MINE! MINE!
UNH!
UGH!
[GIGGLING]
YUCKY LOOKIE.
[GIGGLING]
YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?
PHIL AND LIL WAS RIGHT!
YOU'RE A BAD, NAUGHTY BABY,
AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET ANY BETTER!
I'M THROUGH BEING YOUR BIG BROTHER!
I DON'T WANT MY SPONSATIVITY NO MORE!
[CHI CHI]
[HOO HOO HOO]
Dil: MONKEY!
MY MONKEY!
Dil: MINE.
YOU WANT MONKEYS?
OH, OK. I'LL GIVE YOU MONKEYS.
YOU'LL HAVE A MONKEY MOMMY AND A MONKEY DADDY
AND A MONKEY BROTHER!
I SHOULDA LET MY FRIENDS
TAKE YOU BACK TO THE HOPSICLE,
BUT, NO, I SAID,
"HE DIDN'T MEAN IT," I SAID.
"HE WAS ONLY PLAYING."
WELL, I WAS WRONG!
NOW I DON'T EVEN HAVE FRIENDS.
[GURGLING]
Tommy: DIL WANTS MONKEYS,
AND MONKEYS WANT THE NANNERS.
SO EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY WANT.
MY NANNA.
[THUNDER]
[CRYING]
TOTO--TOTO--TOTO.
I'M SORRY, DIL.
TOTO.
IT'S OK, DIL.
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK.
[TICKING]
[THUNDER]
[GASPS]
PHIL?
LIL?
AAH!
OHH! OH.
PHIL.
CHUCKIE?
HE ALWAYS LOVED CLIMBING ON TREES.
NOW A TREE'S CLIMBED ON HIM.
[CRYING] HE WAS MY FAVORITEST BROTHER.
[CRYING]
SPEAK TO ME, PHIL.
YOU GUYS SEEN MY SHOES?
PHILLIP!
OH!
I DON'T LIKE THIS ADVENTURE ANYMORE, PHILLIP.
GOSH, CHUCKIE, THIS TIME WE REALLY ARE DOOMED.
DOOMED!
[CRYING]
SNAP OUT OF IT, LILLIAN!
WE GOTTA FIND THE LIZARD!
I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.
IF WE FIND THE LIZARD AND TOMMY DOESN'T,
HOW'S HE EVER GONNA GET HOME?
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT HIM FOR?
HE'S THE ONE
WHO WAS GONNA LET YOU GET EATED BY A FISH!
ALL HE CARES ABOUT NOW IS BABY DIL.
YEAH, WELL, SOMEBODY HAS TO.
DON'T THEY?
[THUNDER]
[CRYING]
♪ BABY, PLEASE ♪
♪ REST YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ SOON WE WILL BE HOME IN BED ♪
♪ UNTIL THEN ♪
♪ I'LL PROTECT YOU ♪
♪ LIKE NO OTHER ♪
♪ YOU'RE OK ♪
♪ FOR A LITTLE BROTHER ♪
MY TOMMY.
MY DIL.
[HICCUPS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[CRYING]
OH, WE'LL NEVER FIND THEM.
CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?
COME ON, BABY.
COME ON!
Radio: SKY PICKLE
TO GROUND PICKLE.
STU, STU, IS THAT YOU?
ROGER THAT, DID.
WE HAVE AERIAL SEARCH!
[QUACKING]
OOH!
UGH!
[QUACKING]
AAH!
OH, NO.
Tommy: N-NICE MONKEYS.
OHH.
NOT SO FAST, YOU MONKEYS!
[SCREECHING]
LIL!
PHIL!
YOU CAME BACK!
OH, BUT--BUT WHERE'S--
Reptar: GRRR!
I AM REPTAR,
THE PERFECT CHILDREN'S TOY.
Tommy: CHUCKIE!
HI, TOMMY!
HEY, MONKEYS!
YOU WANT NANNERS?
WELL, COME AND GET 'EM!
[SCREECHING]
GOSH, I NEVER KNOWED HE WAS SO BRAVE.
YEAH. WE'RE GONNA MISS HIM.
WELL, WE BETTER GET IN THE WAGON
AND GET OUTTA HERE.
NO!
YOU GUYS TAKE DIL
AND GO LOOK FOR THE LIZARD.
I GOTTA GO HELP MY BESTEST FRIEND.
[TICKING]
[WOOF WOOF]
OHH!
AAH!
OOH! DUMB DOG.
THERE'S NO BABIES AROUND HERE.
AAH!
THERE YOU ARE!
HAND OVER MY CYNTHIA, FINSTER.
RUN, ANGELICA! THE MONKEYS IS COMING!
WHO?
THE MONKEYS IS COMING!
CYNTHIA!
HEY!
OHH!
STOP!
[WOOF]
SPIKE!
YOU FOUND ME!
AAH! UGH!
OHH.
[GRRR]
UGH!
[SNIFFING]
OH!
OHH!
NICE MONKEYS.
I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
DON'T BE MAD AT ME.
PLEASE?
[GIGGLING]
OK.
HELP.
[WOOF WOOF]
TOMMY!
THANK GOODNESS!
HA HA HA!
COME ON, CHUCKIE!
[SCREECHING]
CHUCKIE!
THE LIZARD'S HOUSE!
LET'S FIND THE OTHERS!
WE GOTS A LIZARD TO SEE!
Chuckie: OH, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
OHH! OHH!
SPIKE! I CAN'T LOOK! I CAN'T LOOK!
OOH!
SPIKE!
MY BALL!
[GIGGLING] DON'T LET THEM
TAKE ME, TOMMY!
I DON'T WANNA BE MONKEY BOY!
AAH! AAH!
Reptar: HANG ONTO YOUR DIAPIES, BABIES.
AAH! AAH!
Phil: GOOD ONE, DIL.
Tommy and Lil: THANKS, DILLY.
THANKS, DIL.
DILLY, YOU'RE MY HERO!
MMM-WAH--WAH!
BYE-BYE, MONKEYS!
[ALL GIGGLING]
AAH! OH!
STOP IT!
[SCREAMING]
CYNTHIA!
HEY, YOU STUPID DIAPER BAG! WAIT FOR ME!
DUMB MONKEYS!
All: AAH!
AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU BABIES,
YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE ME AND CYNTHIA BEH--
I-I-I-I!
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD FLY.
I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE SHE'S A WITCH.
[RIP]
OHH! OHH!
Tommy: HANG ON, ANGELICA!
[HELICOPTER WHIRS]
A TRUCKLOAD OF BABIES AND THEIR PET HORSE
LOST IN THE WOODS.
OUR HEARTS GO OUT
TO THEIR GRIEF-STRICKEN FAMILIES.
AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
LOOK OUT, PICKLES!
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
UGH! UGH!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
GET OUT!
WHOA!
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
Rex: AND I NEVER WON AN EMMY!
BOO-HOO!
OOPS.
I'M COMING, TOMMY.
I'M COMING, DIL.
OOPS!
[GRUNTING AND GROANING]
UGH!
HURRY UP, BABIES!
[SCREECHING]
DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!
DON'T LET THEM TAKE CYNTHIA!
I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE ANYONE.
LOOK!
[SCREECHING]
All: YAY!
YEAH! GO HOME, MONKEYS!
HOORAY! DUMB-DUMB MONKEYS!
[GRRR]
[ALL GASP]
[GRRR]
WE WANNA GO HOME. WE WANNA GO HOME.
[GRRR]
AAH! AAH!
YUCKIES.
[WOOF WOOF]
YAY! YAY!
YAY, SPIKE!
SPIKE, SPIKE!
OH, NO, SPIKE! SPIKE!
Phil: YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE, SPIKEY!
Angelica: YO, DUMB WOLF!
[RASPBERRY]
[AWOO]
[WHIMPERING]
All: SPIKE!
[WHIMPERING]
[SPLASH]
OHH!
SPIKE?
OH, SPIKE.
[CRYING]
DUMB DOG!
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND--
[CRYING]
OHH!
[GASPS]
DID, I FOUND THEM!
THEY'RE OVER BY THE RANGER STATION!
I'M GOING IN-N-N-N!
[ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA PLAYS]
AHH!
All: THE LIZARD!
AHH! AHH!
AHH!
OHH!
HMM.
PLEASE, MR. LIZARD,
WE WISH WE COULD GO--
AHH-HH.
NO.
WE WISH WE HAD OUR DOGGIE BACK.
AHHH.
[WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF]
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
SPIKE!
HE'S ALIVE!
[WOOF WOOF]
THANK YOU, MR. LIZARD!
[TIRES SCREECH]
MY BABIES! MY BABIES!
OH, DIL!
MY DARLING!
OOH!
[BOTH GIGGLING]
WE'RE HERE! BETTY-- BETTY AND DADDY ARE HERE!
YOU RASCALS!
OH!
DADDY'S HERE.
ANGELICA, SWEETHEART, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK!
OH, MOMMY, OH, DADDY!
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
DID YOU MISS ME? YOU OK?
[RING]
[SPLASH]
YOU'VE GOT THE PICKLE SPIRIT, SON.
MAYBE NOT THE BRAINS, BUT THE SPIRIT.
OH, STU, YOU DID IT!
YOU FOUND OUR BOYS.
Dil: OH.
OH.
YEAH, I GUESS I DID.
[SIREN]
AHA!
MY LITTLE FURRY COMRADES!
SPLENDID MONKEYS, COME TO PAPA.
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
BABIES AND MONKEYS, BOTH LOST.
NOW BOTH FOUND.
THIS IS MY STORY, PAL.
AAH!
I'M REX PESTER.
STAY TUNED.
AAH!
NO, NOT MY TOUPEE!
NO!
GO GET HIM, YOU LITTLE SIMIANS!
HEY, REX, TIME FOR YOUR CLOSEUP!
OH, DEAR, TOO BAD.
AH.
I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS, DREW.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, LITTLE BROTHER.
FOR A NINCOMPOOP, YOU'RE NOT HALF BAD.
Angelica: NOW THE WHOLE FAMILY'S TOGETHER AGAIN.
Stu: REMEMBER THERE WAS SWAMPTAR?
Drew: OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
Chuckie: SO THAT WAS OUR BIG ADVENTURE!
THE MONKEYS FOUNDED THEIR DADDIES,
AND WE ALL GOTS TO GO HOME
AND HAVE FRIED BOLOGNA SANDWICHES,
EXCEPT DIL, 'CAUSE HE GOTS NO TEETH.
Chuckie: BUT IF YOU THINK THINGS
WENT BACK TO THE WAY THEY WAS BEFORE,
YOU'RE WRONG, 'CAUSE NOW, THANKS TO BABY DIL,
THEY WAS EVEN BETTER.
HA HA HA!
AAH! AAH!
All: WAY TO GO, DILLY!
[GIGGLING]
♪ R-R U-U ♪
♪ G-G-G ♪
♪ R-R ♪
♪ A-A-A-A ♪
♪ T-T-T-T ♪
♪ S-S-S-S-S-S ♪
♪ TAKE ME THERE ♪
♪ I WANNA GO THERE ♪
♪ TAKE ME THERE ♪
♪ LET'S GO THERE ♪
♪ TAKE ME TO THAT GREAT PLACE ♪
♪ WITH WONDERS AND WISHES ♪
♪ SITTIN' HERE THINKIN' ABOUT YESTERDAY ♪
♪ ALL ABOUT WHAT WE DID AND HOW WE USED TO PLAY ♪
♪ JUST THE THOUGHT OF YOU BRINGS A SMILE UPON MY FACE ♪
♪ SO I'LL MAKE IT HERE TO SEE YOU EVERY DAY ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS ♪
♪ AND WHAT WE DO IS BETWEEN ME AND YOU ♪
♪ COME ON AND TAKE MY HAND ♪
♪ TO THAT SPECIAL PLACE ♪
♪ OUR SOULS COME TO LIFE AND DREAMS COME TRUE ♪
♪ OOH OOH OOH OOH ♪
♪ TAKE ME THERE ♪
♪ I WANNA GO THERE ♪
♪ LET'S GO THERE ♪
♪ JUST TAKE ME TO THAT PLACE, YEAH ♪
♪ WITH WONDERS AND WISHES ♪
♪ TAKE ME THERE ♪
♪ I WANNA GO THERE ♪
♪ OH, OH, YEAH ♪
♪ TAKE ME THERE ♪
♪ WITH WONDERS AND WISHES ♪
[NEW TUNE]
CALLING--CALLING-- CALLING--
CALLING ALL RUGRATS.
PLEASE COME IN, RUGRATS.
♪ TAKE IT TO THE MAXIMUM ♪
♪ TAKE IT TO THE MAX ♪
♪ TAKE IT TO THE MAXIMUM ♪
♪ TAKE IT TO THE MAX ♪
♪ TAKE IT TO THE MAXIMUM ♪
♪ TAKE IT--TAKE IT--TAKE IT-- TAKE IT--TAKE IT ♪
♪ TAKE IT TO THE MAXIMUM ♪
♪ THE TRAIN HAS BEEN HIJACKED, ON TRACK ♪
♪ IT NEVER COMIN' BACK ♪
♪ THE EXPRESS, THE LAST STOP ♪
♪ IS WHERE THE FUN'S AT ♪
♪ GOT MY FRIENDS, A CAR FULL OF HOSTAGES ♪
♪ TO THE DESTINATION, THERE'LL BE LOTS OF KIDS ♪
♪ ENOUGH SAID ♪
♪ TAKE IT FULL STEAM AHEAD ♪
♪ I GIVE EXTREME DOWN PATCHING TO THE TEAM OF FRED ♪
♪ WE AIN'T ACQUIESCED ♪
♪ WHEN WE HIT TOP SPEED, THEY'RE GONNA PANIC ♪
♪ FOR THERE ARE SEVERAL DYNAMICS ♪
♪ SCREAM ACROSS THE PLANET ♪
♪ ANGELS GO AGAINST THE GALE FORCE WIND ♪
♪ ADRENALINE MAKES SURE THE TRAIL OF FORCE WON'T END ♪
♪ IF THE THIRD RAIL FAILS, WE'LL HAVE A TEND TO SPIN ♪
♪ THE NEXT QUESTION IS WHEN WILL THE FUN BEGIN? ♪
♪ BEFORE WE CAN GET THERE ♪
♪ DOUBLE THE KICKS ♪
♪ HURRY UP 'CAUSE WE CAN GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS ♪
♪ SPEEDING EVEN WITH THE RUGRATS AND ALL ♪
♪ WE HAVE TO CALL, TAKE IT TO THE MAXIMUM ♪
♪ ALL TOGETHER, LET'S MAKE THE GAME ♪
♪ WE CAN ALL WIN IF WE PLAY THE SAME ♪
♪ WHOEVER GET CAUGHT GOT TO TAKE THE BLAME ♪
♪ WE GONNA TAKE THE TRAIN ♪
♪ TAKE THE TRAIN ♪
♪ TAKE IT TO THE-- ♪
♪ TAKE IT TO THE MAXIMUM ♪
[NEW TUNE]
♪ I'VE GOT NO TIME FOR FAIRY STORIES ♪
♪ I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ♪
♪ SO YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALL ALONE ♪
♪ AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AS WELL ♪
♪ IF YOU ARE FRIGHTENED ♪
♪ THEN LISTEN, WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU'D LIKE IT ♪
♪ SUCH A NICE KID ♪
♪ NOBODY'S LOOKIN' NOW ♪
♪ I'LL THROW MY TOYS AROUND ♪
♪ SOMEBODY'S BEING VERY BAD ♪
♪ I WONDER WHO IT CAN BE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE ♪
♪ I KNOW IT ISN'T ME ♪
♪ I'M JUST A LITTLE ANGEL ♪
♪ BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE ♪
♪ WHEN YOUR BACK'S TURNED ♪
♪ NOBODY'S LOOKIN' NOW ♪
♪ I'LL THROW MY TOYS AROUND ♪
♪ PICK UP THOSE BUILDING BLOCKS ♪
♪ CHOP OFF THE BABY'S LOCKS ♪
♪ SWING DOLLY BY THE HAIR ♪
♪ PUT DOWN THAT TEDDY BEAR ♪
♪ SLAM DOWN THE HAPPY CLOWN ♪
♪ I'LL THROW MY TOYS AROUND ♪
[SNORING]
[BAA]
♪ I AM REPTAR, HEAR ME ROAR ♪
♪ I AM REPTAR, KING OF DINOSAURS ♪
[BAA]