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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ I’m goin’ down to South Park,
\h\hgonna have myself a time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Goin’ down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Ample parking day or night ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can’t unwind ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Rooster crows ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Sizzling ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEat your breakfast, Stan,
you’re gonna be late for school.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou told me
to finish my homework!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Do both, come on guys,
we gotta get going.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey whoa, whoa.
What the [bleep] is going on?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI’m about to take
the kids to school, why?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHello?!
It’s St. Patrick’s day.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hI know --
I’m wearing green.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You guys this is Tegridy Weed’s
\h\h\hbiggest day of the year.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI need help with
the St. Patrick’s Day Special.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hSorry, Randy,
the kids aren’t missing school.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on, guys, let’s go --</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hOkay, yeah, great,
don’t worry about it,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ll do it all myself.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAgain.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Top O’ the mornin’ to ya!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is God damn ridiculous.
\h\h\h\h\h\hPiece a shit family...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}How’s it going, Randy?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ugh, I’m just so stressed out!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWe have to make
a huge profit today</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}or the whole year is [bleep]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}How’s the St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSpecial?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I think it’s better
\hthan last year’s.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Lemme see...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Irish folk music plays ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, wow...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Wow...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hThis is gonna be
our best special ever!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on, let’s get the truck
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hloaded up!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Let’s sell what we can
from our drive up booth,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hand then later
we can hit the Irish bar.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What the [bleep]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hey! Excuse me!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, good morning, Randy.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What do you think
\h\hyou’re doing?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh. We’re, uh, doing
a St. Patrick’s Day Special.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No you’re not.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Uhh, yeah. We are.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So first you steal my idea
\h\h\h\h\h\hof selling weed</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and now you’re stealing my idea</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof doing
a St. Patrick’s Day Special!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Pretty sure St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\hwasn’t your idea.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Is that right? Ok...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Game on, mother[bleep]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ Loo loo loo!
It’s St. Patrick’s Day! ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h♪ Looo loo loo!
De doot be do! ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Linda:<i> Come on Butters,
time for school!</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ok, mom!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ohhh dad, are you wearin’ green
\h\hor are you gonna get a pinch?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ha ha -- I’ve got a green tie
\h\h\hon, you little rascal!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And I’m wearing
a green scarf!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ok! Well someone’s gettin
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha pinch today!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hHey, Clyde!
You got your green on!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hHey Jimmy!
Nice green pants!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Tee-hee! Te hee hee hee!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Happy St. Patrick’s Day,
fellas!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey, Butters.
\h\h\h\hWul you guys
all look very festive!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hYeah, it’s super fun.
St. Patrick’s Day rules.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, I hope they put green
food coloring in our milk</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}at lunchtime again
\h\hlike last year!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Uh-oh!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hHey, Kelly-Ann!
What’s going on?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What do you mean?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Looks like someone forgot
what day it was!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Police radio chatter ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Handcuffs click ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m sorry! I’m sorry!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI didn’t mean
to do anything wrong, honest!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hDo you know
what sexual assault is?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m so sorry! Please!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hIt’s just --
well, she had it comin’</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}on account of the way
\h\hshe was dressed!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}All: Ohhh!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Wow, kid, wow!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Alright. Take this shithead
to the station</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and book him for sexual assault
of a minor.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, jeez, I didn’t know
Kelly-Ann was a minor!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Wul, she didn’t have
\h\h\ha mining helmet</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}or a pick axe or anything!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Cell doors clanging ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hDetective Harris:
Ok, looks like you assaulted
a nine year old girl...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No prior history -- assault took
place at an elementary school.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hBut...But, sir,
it’s St. Patrick’s Day.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hLook, I know!
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, right?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}If people don’t wear green,
they get pinched!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yes! Right!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYeah...
Only one problem.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The little girl you pinched?
Kelly-Ann Barlow?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She was wearing green socks.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Gasps ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You’re a God damn
sexual predator.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Don’t let him jack off
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin here!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}These types always mess up
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmy jail!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Conversing indistinctly ]
Welcome, everyone, welcome.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Thank you for coming
\hto Credigree Farms!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Randy, we all see you
\h\hbehind the bush.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Sour notes play ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Everyone sees you.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh. Uh...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A very happy mornin’,
\h\h\h\h\heverybody!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And a foine St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto all of ye.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I don’t know if ya noohticed.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But, uh, there’s a farm
\h\h\h\h\hacross the street</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}selling weed also --</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and the owner is actually
\h\h\h\h\h\h10 par-cent Irish!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So, obviously, you’re upset</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}that you don’t seem to have
any customers.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What I’m upset about</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his a wee little thing
called "cultural appropriation".</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ever heard of it?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hThat’s why we can’t wear
sombreros on Cinco de Mayo.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Why we can’t dress like Indians
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon Halloween.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What’s your point?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI’m looking at my point,
you racist son of a bitch.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hYou have no right
to wear that stuff.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It is offensive.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on, guys!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}St. Patrick’s Day is the one day
of the year we have left</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}where we can actually celebrate
being white.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Any other day that we tried
to be proud of our culture,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}we would get immediately
\h\h\hcancelled by Twitter!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And yet for some reason,
\h\h\hyou’re all over here,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hbuying your weed
from someone who is fine</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}mocking our customs
\h\hand traditions.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Maybe they’re here because
my St. Patrick’s Day Special</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}is better than yours.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Grunting ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Both grunting ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Police radio chatter ]
\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay, yeah --</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hyeah, let’s arrest
the white leprechaun.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hCuz, you know,
can’t have one day</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}for a mostly white culture,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Don’t wanna get cancelled.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI guess don’t arrest him
for cultural appropriations?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Guess -- Guess that only works
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hone way, huh?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Keys rattle ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Buzzer ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Leopold Stotch?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m the public defender that’s
\h\h\hbeen assigned to your case.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ugh...Okay...Oh, God...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Is there a problem?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Wul, it’s just...I mean...
\h\h\hWhat you’re wearing.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know,
it’s St. Patrick’s Day,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you’re not wearing any...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou don’t have
any green socks on, do you?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No, I’m wearing yellow socks.</font>

161
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOhhhhh God...
I wanna pinch you so bad...</font>

162
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m here to help you, ok?</font>

163
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNow, this woman
that you’re accused of groping,</font>

164
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}were you two in any kind of
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hrelationship?</font>

165
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No, ma’am, could you --
\h\h\h\h\hmaybe put on</font>

166
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}some green lipstick
\h\h\hor something?</font>

167
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Before you touched the victim,</font>

168
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}did she give you any kind of
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hconsent?</font>

169
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Wul, technically, yes!</font>

170
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I mean, St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\his a wonderful day</font>

171
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hwhere we remember a British
Roman man who went to Ireland</font>

172
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and converted the whole country
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto Christianity!</font>

173
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd he used a clover
to represent the Holy Trinity,</font>

174
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}so we’re supposed to celebrate
\h\h\h\h\hthat by wearing green</font>

175
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and if you don’t wear green
\h\h\h\h\hyou get a pinch!</font>

176
00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:20,373
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And who is this St. Patrick
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto you?</font>

177
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSee?!
That’s the problem!</font>

178
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Nobody knows how great
he really was.</font>

179
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Okay...</font>

180
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Can you show me where on the
\hbody you touched the girl?</font>

181
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hOh, God...
Did you put your fingers
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hinside her?</font>

182
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I didn’t finger nothin!</font>

183
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I swear it was just a tiny
little St. Patrick’s Day pinch!</font>

184
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It was - It was like this!</font>

185
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ohhhg!</font>

186
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh!</font>

187
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I am not representing
this [bleep] animal!</font>

188
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ohhgu!</font>

189
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWe got some more
St. Patrick’s Day offenders.</font>

190
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hWell, it’s 10 a.m. and you
people are already wasted, huh?</font>

191
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hYeah, yeah, copper,
you got me, big deal.</font>

192
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

193
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Urinating ]</font>

194
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

195
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Dear St. Patrick...</font>

196
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}If you’re really up there...
\h\hI’ve always done my best</font>

197
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hto honor you
on this most holy day...</font>

198
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Retches ]</font>

199
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You went to Ireland, and you got</font>

200
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,208
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all those pagan worshippers
\h\h\h\h\hto follow Christ.</font>

201
00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:28,835
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hIf there’s any way...
that you could help me now...</font>

202
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}just, like, send me a leprechaun
or something...</font>

203
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI will be forever
your dark servant.</font>

204
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAmen...
[ Cell doors slam ]</font>

205
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hCop: Alright,
we got us another one!</font>

206
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Let’s go, buddy.</font>

207
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah yeah, you don’t have
\h\h\h\h\h\hto push me, copper.</font>

208
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whoa...</font>

209
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}When are you people
\hgonna learn, huh?</font>

210
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s not even lunchtime,
for Christ’s sake.</font>

211
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I want my phone call.</font>

212
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWow wee,
are you a real leprechaun?</font>

213
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hYeah, I’m a real
[bleep] leprechaun!</font>

214
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAlright! Are we gonna
bust outta here or what?</font>

215
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHell yeah
we’re gonna bust outta here,</font>

216
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}what do you have planned?</font>

217
00:09:08,073 --> 00:09:09,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Black Announcer:
\h<i>\hAwww, yeah...</i></font>

218
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h<i>\hAnd now back
to the Credigree Weed</i></font>

219
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>St. Patrick’s Day Special.</i></font>

220
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Alright, there you go,
happy St. Patrick’s Day</font>

221
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and thanks for buying Credigree!</font>

222
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Good afternoon, sir!</font>

223
00:09:21,304 --> 00:09:24,743
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Are you the creator
of Credigree Weed?</font>

224
00:09:24,743 --> 00:09:25,304
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I am.</font>

225
00:09:25,304 --> 00:09:29,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, I’m the owner of the Irish
bar here in town. Farty O’Cools.</font>

226
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’ve got thousands
\hof patrons today</font>

227
00:09:31,469 --> 00:09:33,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I’m looking to score
some weed.</font>

228
00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:35,644
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You need marijuana
for the Irish bar.</font>

229
00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:37,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, everyone’s been drinkin’
since 9 a.m.</font>

230
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But now they need something
to take the edge off</font>

231
00:09:40,677 --> 00:09:42,776
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}until they start doing coke
at 7:30.</font>

232
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWell, I’m sure
we can help you out.</font>

233
00:09:44,611 --> 00:09:47,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hHow much Credigree
are you looking to buy?</font>

234
00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,007
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, I’d say we need about...</font>

235
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, two and a half tons of yer
St. Patrick’s Day Special.</font>

236
00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:54,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Two and a half tons...</font>

237
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Alright! Well, we’ll see ya down
at Farty O’Cools!</font>

238
00:09:59,172 --> 00:09:59,875
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Are you crazy?</font>

239
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}How are we gonna get that much
weed together in time?</font>

240
00:10:02,611 --> 00:10:03,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I don’t know, babe,</font>

241
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,007
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but this could really make
\h\h\h\hour whole fiscal year!</font>

242
00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:08,578
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I just hope you’re not overdoin’
it again.</font>

243
00:10:08,578 --> 00:10:11,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Don’t worry, we’re gonna blow
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\heveryone’s mind</font>

244
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}with our St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSpecial!</font>

245
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Indistinct conversations ]</font>

246
00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAwesome...
green hamburgers...</font>

247
00:10:18,545 --> 00:10:20,743
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}How clever...
\h[ Cellphone ringing ]</font>

248
00:10:20,743 --> 00:10:21,776
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Cellphone beeps ]
\h\h\h\h\h\hHello?</font>

249
00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:24,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Uh, yes, this is Randy Marsh,
I’ve been incarcerated.</font>

250
00:10:24,974 --> 00:10:26,875
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI need to speak
with my attorney.</font>

251
00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,809
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDad, it’s me.
You called the wrong person.</font>

252
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yes, I am aware of that.</font>

253
00:10:31,809 --> 00:10:33,710
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Listen to me carefully.</font>

254
00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:35,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The canary is in the cage.</font>

255
00:10:35,238 --> 00:10:38,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I don’t know what the [bleep]
\h\h\h\hyou’re talking about.</font>

256
00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:40,040
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, a confidential matter?</font>

257
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,040
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Lawyer client privilege.</font>

258
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Uh, you know, there’s an officer
standing right here, actually.</font>

259
00:10:44,941 --> 00:10:47,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hOh -- Oh it’s ok,
he’s stepping away.</font>

260
00:10:48,436 --> 00:10:49,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hStan!
They got me locked up,</font>

261
00:10:49,502 --> 00:10:51,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you’re gonna have to help me
\h\h\h\h\h\hbreak outta here.</font>

262
00:10:51,611 --> 00:10:52,875
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We have to stop them.</font>

263
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:53,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Stop who.</font>

264
00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:56,106
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Listen to me -- is your friend
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTolkien there?</font>

265
00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:58,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hYeah,<i> Tol-l-l-kien
</i>is sitting right here.</font>

266
00:10:58,469 --> 00:10:59,710
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYeah, well,
his piece a shit dad</font>

267
00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:02,908
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\his trying to take over
the St. Patrick’s Day Special!</font>

268
00:11:02,908 --> 00:11:03,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I don’t care.</font>

269
00:11:03,611 --> 00:11:06,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hYou better care, because
if we don’t make money today</font>

270
00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:07,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you and sister are gonna starve.</font>

271
00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:08,743
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Do you understand?</font>

272
00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:10,776
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAnd I won’t be able
to pay the Wi-Fi bill.</font>

273
00:11:10,776 --> 00:11:12,578
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Okay, what do you want me
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto do?</font>

274
00:11:12,578 --> 00:11:13,743
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I need you to leave school,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgo home,</font>

275
00:11:13,743 --> 00:11:15,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hand get a jar of the
St. Patrick’s Day Special weed</font>

276
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:18,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hand sneak it into
the police station.</font>

277
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Dad, it’s St. Patrick’s Day.</font>

278
00:11:20,238 --> 00:11:21,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re gonna do a scavenger hunt
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat recess.</font>

279
00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:23,842
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI’m asking you
to do one little thing.</font>

280
00:11:23,842 --> 00:11:27,106
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hDitch school, get weed,
sneak into the police station.</font>

281
00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:30,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Do it or no more Wi-Fi,
I mean it!</font>

282
00:11:30,611 --> 00:11:33,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Piece a shit lawyer!</font>

283
00:11:34,941 --> 00:11:36,743
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hButters:
St. Patrick was not Irish.</font>

284
00:11:36,743 --> 00:11:40,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He was a Roman British man
\h\h\hwho was made a slave</font>

285
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}by Irish Barbarians.</font>

286
00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hBut St. Patrick
heard the voice of God...</font>

287
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,908
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and he used his situation
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor good,</font>

288
00:11:46,908 --> 00:11:48,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and God told him to be brave!</font>

289
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:51,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd that is why --
on this one day of the year,</font>

290
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,776
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}we must be like St. Patrick
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hourselves!</font>

291
00:11:54,776 --> 00:11:56,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Farting ]</font>

292
00:11:56,403 --> 00:11:59,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The police don’t even care
\habout St. Patrick’s Day!</font>

293
00:11:59,545 --> 00:12:01,875
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Do you see any of them
\h\hwearing green?! No!</font>

294
00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:06,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}If we do St. Patrick’s bidding,
\h\h\h\hhe will provide for us!</font>

295
00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:08,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Okay, back in you go.</font>

296
00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:14,677
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Pi-i-i-i-nch!</font>

297
00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:16,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Screaming ]</font>

298
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh my God! Oh my God!</font>

299
00:12:17,545 --> 00:12:22,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He just touched me and he didn’t
ask for consent or anything.</font>

300
00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOk, ok,
I’ll take care of it --</font>

301
00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:29,007
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Bzbzbzbzbzzbzbzbzbrrrrrrrtt!</font>

302
00:12:29,007 --> 00:12:29,875
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Is that better?</font>

303
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:33,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I just need to take a shower
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand cry.</font>

304
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:34,809
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh my God.</font>

305
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:39,908
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Can I help you?</font>

306
00:12:39,908 --> 00:12:41,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hello, sir, we are with
\h\h\hthe Clover Club.</font>

307
00:12:41,403 --> 00:12:43,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We try to spread a little
\hSt. Patrick’s Day cheer</font>

308
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}by donating baked goods
\h\h\hto prison inmates</font>

309
00:12:45,238 --> 00:12:48,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}who cannot celebrate
\hthis festive time.</font>

310
00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:50,304
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Alright, it’s your lucky day,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfolks,</font>

311
00:12:50,304 --> 00:12:52,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}some kids brought you
\hsome holiday cheer.</font>

312
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:55,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Wha-- Wha-- What’s happening?!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat’s happening?</font>

313
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hHey, there,
we brought you a cake.</font>

314
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:02,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I told you to bring me weed,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnot a cake!</font>

315
00:13:04,578 --> 00:13:05,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}God dammit.</font>

316
00:13:05,502 --> 00:13:08,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You -- You should just
enjoy the cake.</font>

317
00:13:08,337 --> 00:13:10,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You don’t [bleep] listen to me,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdo you?!</font>

318
00:13:10,545 --> 00:13:14,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You’re incapable of ever doing
\h\h\hanything right because --</font>

319
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:17,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, a cake.<i> Gaaaht</i> it.</font>

320
00:13:17,502 --> 00:13:19,743
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Thank you very much.</font>

321
00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:22,875
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whu...</font>

322
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:23,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, hey, fellas.</font>

323
00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:26,776
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}How’s your St. Patrick’s Day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgoing, Butters?</font>

324
00:13:26,776 --> 00:13:29,578
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}-Pretty good.
\h\h-Awesome.</font>

325
00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:32,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, see ya.</font>

326
00:13:38,743 --> 00:13:40,710
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What are you gonna do?
It’s simple...</font>

327
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:43,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThere’s always cops
looking to make a score.</font>

328
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:44,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You just gotta find the one</font>

329
00:13:44,337 --> 00:13:45,842
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}willing to trade some drugs
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor a favor.</font>

330
00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:49,007
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And once they get a whiff of my
\h\h\h\h\hSt. Patrick’s Day Special,</font>

331
00:13:49,007 --> 00:13:51,073
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}they won’t be able to resist.</font>

332
00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:53,743
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh...</font>

333
00:13:53,743 --> 00:13:54,809
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, man, that is strong...</font>

334
00:13:54,809 --> 00:13:58,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I knew St. Patrick would perform
a miracle to get us out of here!</font>

335
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:01,040
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Just like when he was a slave,
he will help us go free!</font>

336
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,809
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}White people were slaves
\h\h\h\h\hin history? Nuh-uh.</font>

337
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Gah, it’s such a good special,</font>

338
00:14:06,436 --> 00:14:10,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hit’s just such a shame
people are trying to ruin it.</font>

339
00:14:13,776 --> 00:14:16,842
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hey, my bruthuh.
You got a second?</font>

340
00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,578
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What do you want?</font>

341
00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:19,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You don’t wanna miss out</font>

342
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}on the only white holiday
still allowed, do ya?</font>

343
00:14:21,941 --> 00:14:25,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}How’d you like to be able
to, uh, celebrate a little?</font>

344
00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:26,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah, of course I would,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut I can’t.</font>

345
00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:30,710
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCop:
Hey guys! How’d you like to be
\hable to celebrate a little?!</font>

346
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:33,809
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCheck it out!
They’re handing out free weed</font>

347
00:14:33,809 --> 00:14:34,644
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}down at Farty O’Cools!</font>

348
00:14:34,644 --> 00:14:37,677
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hIt’s the Credigree
St. Patrick’s Day Special!</font>

349
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h-Wow!
-Awesome!
\h-Yeah!</font>

350
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ooh, hey, I’m in.
\hNo!</font>

351
00:14:41,403 --> 00:14:43,875
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ooh da lolly!
St. Patrick’s Day!
\hWow, look at it!</font>

352
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,644
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I thought I wouldn’t be able
\h\h\hto get wasted till later!</font>

353
00:14:48,578 --> 00:14:51,205
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}That’s it. It’s over.</font>

354
00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:53,743
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}My plan is done.</font>

355
00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:55,073
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It is not over!</font>

356
00:14:55,073 --> 00:14:58,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What did St. Patrick say when he
was taken from his homeland</font>

357
00:14:58,611 --> 00:14:59,710
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and turned into a slave?!</font>

358
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}St. Patrick didn’t give up!</font>

359
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:02,875
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And when the Christians
\h\h\h\h\hslandered him</font>

360
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:05,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}while he was trying to convert
\h\h\h\h\h\hthe heathen Irish,</font>

361
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,304
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}did he give up then?!</font>

362
00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:08,776
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMan,
that is strong ass shit.</font>

363
00:15:08,776 --> 00:15:10,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You can taste the Irishness.</font>

364
00:15:10,974 --> 00:15:12,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ererhrhghhghgggh!</font>

365
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hThis weed is amazing
and it has so much cred.</font>

366
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:17,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You know, I’ve never really been
a fan of the holiday Specials,</font>

367
00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:19,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but this one is really good.</font>

368
00:15:19,238 --> 00:15:21,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Rahrharhhghgh...
\hRahghhgghhggh!</font>

369
00:15:21,941 --> 00:15:24,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h[ Harp plays ]
Yeah!</font>

370
00:15:24,502 --> 00:15:25,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}All: Whoa!</font>

371
00:15:25,502 --> 00:15:29,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hYou see?! The power
of St. Patrick compels you!</font>

372
00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:31,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Flute plays ]</font>

373
00:15:31,238 --> 00:15:32,809
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h-Oh!
-Whoa!</font>

374
00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:34,007
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}-Aah!
-Aah!</font>

375
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,809
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hYes, now use
your clover rays!</font>

376
00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:39,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Flute plays ]</font>

377
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,842
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}-Oh! Ugugghghh!
\h\h\h\h-Whoa!</font>

378
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:43,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Me golden coins of spite!</font>

379
00:15:43,941 --> 00:15:44,941
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Flute plays ]</font>

380
00:15:44,941 --> 00:15:46,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}-Oh!
-Oh!</font>

381
00:15:53,809 --> 00:15:55,310
<b>Black Announcer: </b><b><i>And now</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>for the thrilling conclusion</i></b>

382
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:58,814
<b> </b><b><i>of the Credigree</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>St. Patrick's Day Special.</i></b>

383
00:15:58,814 --> 00:16:01,617
<b>[ All cheering,</b>
<b>Irish folk music plays ]</b>

384
00:16:01,617 --> 00:16:03,619
<b>♪♪</b>

385
00:16:03,619 --> 00:16:07,022
<b>My God! I never thought</b>
<b>we'd sell this much weed!</b>

386
00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:09,591
<b>Keep it up, babe! We've still</b>
<b>got a long way to go!</b>

387
00:16:09,591 --> 00:16:12,094
<b>Hey, everyone! Everyone!</b>
<b>Everyone, quiet!</b>

388
00:16:12,094 --> 00:16:13,462
<b>[ Music, cheering stops ]</b>
<b>Turn up the TV!</b>

389
00:16:13,462 --> 00:16:16,799
<b>Once again the town</b>
<b>of South Park is on high alert</b>

390
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:19,868
<b>after a sexual predator</b>
<b>escaped from custody.</b>

391
00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:21,336
<b>[ All murmuring ]</b>

392
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:23,539
<b>Everyone who's out</b>
<b>at bars or restaurants</b>

393
00:16:23,539 --> 00:16:26,041
<b>for St. Patrick's Day</b>
<b>need to be on the lookout</b>

394
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,576
<b>for the sexual psychopath.</b>

395
00:16:27,576 --> 00:16:30,946
<b>Tom, I'm standing outside</b>
<b>the South Park Police Station,</b>

396
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:34,216
<b>where just moments ago</b>
<b>a sexual predator broke free.</b>

397
00:16:34,216 --> 00:16:37,019
<b>Surveillance cameras</b>
<b>inside the station</b>

398
00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:39,021
<b>captured the dramatic escape.</b>

399
00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:42,324
<b>Police claim they tried to stop</b>
<b>the felon from escaping,</b>

400
00:16:42,324 --> 00:16:45,461
<b>but they were just,</b>
<b>"Way too high."</b>

401
00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:47,229
<b>Back to to you, Tom.</b>

402
00:16:47,229 --> 00:16:51,867
<b>♪ I've been a wild rover</b>
<b>for many's the year ♪</b>

403
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:55,370
<b>♪ I've spent all me money</b>
<b>on good weed and beer ♪</b>

404
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:58,207
<b>[ Siren wails, tires screech ]</b>

405
00:16:58,207 --> 00:17:01,176
<b>Towelie...where is all</b>
<b>the St. Patrick's Day Special?</b>

406
00:17:01,176 --> 00:17:05,013
<b>Randy...I...I thought...</b>
<b>you were in jail.</b>

407
00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:07,850
<b>The weed's all gone, does that</b>
<b>mean you were able to sell it?</b>

408
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:11,353
<b>Yeah I sort of -- sold it...</b>
<b>at half price...</b>

409
00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:13,756
<b>to Tolkien's dad</b>
<b>across the street.</b>

410
00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:16,024
<b>What?!</b>
<b>You were gone!</b>

411
00:17:16,024 --> 00:17:18,093
<b>Tolkien's dad said</b>
<b>he'd buy all the weed</b>

412
00:17:18,093 --> 00:17:20,162
<b>and I figured</b>
<b>that's what we should do!</b>

413
00:17:20,162 --> 00:17:23,031
<b>So you mean that right now</b>
<b>everyone down at the Irish bar</b>

414
00:17:23,031 --> 00:17:25,667
<b>is enjoying my special</b>
<b>and they don't even know it?!</b>

415
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,503
<b>Randy, I'm sorr--</b>

416
00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:29,705
<b>Raghghgh...</b>

417
00:17:29,705 --> 00:17:30,839
<b>Ahg!</b>
<b>Oof!</b>

418
00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:32,207
<b>Come on, let's go!</b>

419
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,277
<b>[ Indistinct conversations ]</b>

420
00:17:35,277 --> 00:17:37,179
<b>Thank you! Thank you!</b>

421
00:17:37,179 --> 00:17:39,281
<b>Thanks for choosing</b>
<b>Credigree Weed!</b>

422
00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:41,884
<b>Stop right there,</b>
<b>you piece a shit!</b>

423
00:17:41,884 --> 00:17:43,385
<b>[ Conversations stop ]</b>

424
00:17:43,385 --> 00:17:45,721
<b>Is everyone enjoying</b>
<b>the special?!</b>

425
00:17:45,721 --> 00:17:48,357
<b>Randy...</b>
<b>I-I thought you were in jail.</b>

426
00:17:48,357 --> 00:17:50,359
<b>Oh, yes,</b>
<b>so did a lot of people.</b>

427
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,795
<b>But you see</b>
<b>there's just one thing wrong.</b>

428
00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:55,230
<b>This isn't Credigree Weed's</b>
<b>special.</b>

429
00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:58,967
<b>It's moine.</b>
<b>[ All gasp ]</b>

430
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:02,404
<b>Babe! That's how you got</b>
<b>so much weed?!</b>

431
00:18:02,404 --> 00:18:03,972
<b>I used both.</b>

432
00:18:03,972 --> 00:18:08,444
<b>You see?! This is what happens</b>
<b>when you appropriate a culture!</b>

433
00:18:08,444 --> 00:18:11,647
<b>It's sort of your special and</b>
<b>it's sort of not your special --</b>

434
00:18:11,647 --> 00:18:13,749
<b>and nobody knows</b>
<b>whose special it is.</b>

435
00:18:13,749 --> 00:18:16,318
<b>I guess I just let the holiday</b>
<b>go to my head.</b>

436
00:18:16,318 --> 00:18:18,720
<b>But I learned that --</b>
<b>No! No no no no no!</b>

437
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,889
<b>You don't get to say</b>
<b>what you learned</b>

438
00:18:20,889 --> 00:18:22,491
<b>'cause it's not your special!</b>

439
00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:25,994
<b>This holiday is about Tegridy.</b>

440
00:18:25,994 --> 00:18:28,263
<b>Oh my God! It's him!</b>

441
00:18:28,263 --> 00:18:29,832
<b>It's the sexual predator!</b>

442
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:34,002
<b>What, what, he's here?!</b>
<b>Uh oh!</b>

443
00:18:34,002 --> 00:18:35,270
<b>Stop right there!</b>

444
00:18:39,775 --> 00:18:41,009
<b>[ All screaming ]</b>

445
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:43,645
<b>[ Sirens wailing,</b>
<b>tires screeching ]</b>

446
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:44,913
<b>There he is, get him!</b>

447
00:18:44,913 --> 00:18:46,648
<b>Wahggh!</b>

448
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,853
<b>[ Gun cocks ]</b>
<b>Freeze!</b>

449
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,121
<b>Ahghggh!</b>

450
00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:58,560
<b>Don't move, Weinstein,</b>
<b>you've got nowhere else to go!</b>

451
00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:01,997
<b>[ Warbling ]</b>

452
00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:06,001
<b>St. Patrick:</b>
<b> </b><b><i>Leave the child alone...</i></b>

453
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:08,036
<b>[ Ethereal music plays ]</b>

454
00:19:08,036 --> 00:19:13,142
<b>♪♪</b>

455
00:19:13,142 --> 00:19:18,180
<b>♪♪</b>

456
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,883
<b>All: Ohh!</b>

457
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,985
<b>Whoa-a-a!</b>

458
00:19:22,985 --> 00:19:25,521
<b>It's him!</b>
<b>It's St. Patrick!</b>

459
00:19:25,521 --> 00:19:31,560
<b>What...exactly</b>
<b>is going on here.</b>

460
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:37,065
<b>You've persecuted this little</b>
<b>boy for grabbing people?</b>

461
00:19:37,065 --> 00:19:38,801
<b>Why, it's ridiculous!</b>

462
00:19:38,801 --> 00:19:42,805
<b>You've all besmirched</b>
<b>a perfectly good white holiday.</b>

463
00:19:42,805 --> 00:19:45,874
<b>Where we all like to get drunk</b>
<b>and assault each other!</b>

464
00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,377
<b>It's St. Patrick's Day!</b>
<b>[ All murmuring ]</b>

465
00:19:48,377 --> 00:19:50,245
<b>-Remember the reason</b>
<b>for the season!</b>
<b>-Oh, my God!</b>

466
00:19:50,245 --> 00:19:51,380
<b>Ooh! Hey!</b>

467
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,248
<b>Who wants a pinch!</b>

468
00:19:53,248 --> 00:19:55,084
<b>Oh, yes, very nice!</b>
<b>Oghg!</b>

469
00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,486
<b>Hey, you can't do that, man!</b>

470
00:19:57,486 --> 00:19:59,421
<b>What do you mean</b>
<b>I can't?</b>

471
00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:01,824
<b>Do you know what day it is?!</b>

472
00:20:01,824 --> 00:20:03,992
<b>Ah, see, here we go.</b>

473
00:20:03,992 --> 00:20:05,661
<b>"Kiss me I'm Irish!"</b>

474
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:06,962
<b>That's more like it!</b>

475
00:20:06,962 --> 00:20:08,197
<b>[ Tongue wriggling ]</b>

476
00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:09,765
<b>Oh, my God!</b>

477
00:20:09,765 --> 00:20:12,668
<b>No, you bought the shirt,</b>
<b>bitch!</b>

478
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,369
<b>Come on,</b>
<b>let's have a go!</b>

479
00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:16,405
<b>It's me day!</b>
<b>Take your dick out.</b>

480
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:18,607
<b>Who wants him to take</b>
<b>his dick out?</b>

481
00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:20,342
<b>I will not!</b>

482
00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:24,246
<b>What is this? Are you people all</b>
<b>some kind of Scottish poofters?</b>

483
00:20:24,246 --> 00:20:26,682
<b>Hey,</b>
<b>that is a homophobic slur!</b>

484
00:20:26,682 --> 00:20:29,384
<b>You're calling </b><b><i>me</i></b>
<b>homophobic?</b>

485
00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:32,554
<b>Because I will gladly [bleep]</b>
<b>any man here.</b>

486
00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:36,992
<b>We celebrate St. Patrick's Day</b>
<b>for four simple reasons.</b>

487
00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:39,094
<b>I. Love. To. [Bleep]</b>

488
00:20:39,094 --> 00:20:42,998
<b>Wow, St. Patrick, wow.</b>
<b>You're a real jerk.</b>

489
00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:46,001
<b>Yeah, what a creep.</b>
<b>Come on girls, let's go.</b>

490
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:47,703
<b>To hell with him</b>
<b>and to hell with this</b>

491
00:20:47,703 --> 00:20:50,005
<b>Tegridy Weed</b>
<b>St. Patrick's Day Special.</b>

492
00:20:50,873 --> 00:20:52,975
<b>Aw-- Aww!</b>

493
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,411
<b>Where is everybody going?</b>

494
00:20:55,411 --> 00:20:58,647
<b>This party [bleep] sucks!</b>

495
00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:01,617
<b>Doesn't anybody want a pinch?</b>

496
00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:13,462
<b>Tom: The party is over...</b>

497
00:21:13,462 --> 00:21:15,497
<b>A new day has come...</b>

498
00:21:15,497 --> 00:21:19,568
<b>And now...St. Patrick's Day,</b>
<b>the only holiday left</b>

499
00:21:19,568 --> 00:21:22,004
<b>where white people</b>
<b>could celebrate a culture...</b>

500
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,972
<b>has been cancelled.</b>

501
00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:25,607
<b>And as for the mysterious,</b>

502
00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:29,078
<b>sexually charged being who</b>
<b>groped and assaulted so many.</b>

503
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:33,148
<b>He...is doing five years</b>
<b>community service.</b>

504
00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:37,586
<b>Once again...</b>
<b>I shoulda never listened</b>

505
00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:40,722
<b>to what they told me in church.</b>

506
00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:55,207
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

507
00:21:55,207 --> 00:22:04,735
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

508
00:22:04,735 --> 00:22:14,570
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>