1 00:00:09,363 --> 00:00:13,759 {\an7}♪ I’m goin’ down to South Park, \h\hgonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:15,528 {\an7}♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:15,528 --> 00:00:17,396 {\an7}\h\h\h♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:17,396 --> 00:00:20,363 {\an7}♪ Goin’ down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:20,363 --> 00:00:22,033 {\an7}♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:23,957 {\an7}\h♪ People spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:27,033 {\an7}♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can’t unwind ♪ 8 00:00:27,033 --> 00:00:30,429 {\an7}♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:30,429 --> 00:00:34,495 {\an7}\h♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:40,841 Yes, sir -- If you're looking to move out of the city, 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,010 I think your family would love South Park. 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,978 You can get four times the house here 13 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,947 that you can get in the city. 14 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:50,217 A cortado? Is that like a coffee? 15 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,818 Yeah, we -- we have a coffee shop here. Yes. 16 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,187 We're up in the mountains about an hour from Denver... 17 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,657 Do you think you could drive out from the city this weekend 18 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,458 and I could show you some properties? 19 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,895 Oh, you have a Tesla? Oh, how nice. 20 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:05,399 South Park -- yeah, it's a charming country village. 21 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,700 If you're able to work from home, 22 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,503 I think you'll really love it out here... 23 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,339 LaCroix? The sparkling Mineral Water? 24 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,242 Yes, I do believe we have that in our stores here... 25 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,678 We're seeing a massive influx of city people 26 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,313 moving out here to the country. 27 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:21,648 And the truth is we just don't have enough real estate agents 28 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,217 to keep up with all the demand. 29 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,052 Well, I don't have much experience, 30 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,254 but I thought I'd give real estate a try. 31 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,189 Mrs. Cartman, being a real estate agent 32 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,692 takes a lot of intellect and a lot of raw talent. 33 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,027 You have to get your picture taken. 34 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,562 Get people to like the picture and go, 35 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,531 "Oh, I'd like to hang out with that person." 36 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,399 And then act like you like those people 37 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,101 when you show them houses. 38 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:45,372 Well, I do believe I'm good with people, and the truth is... 39 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,574 I need to do this for my son. 40 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,276 Our...rent is going up 41 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,378 because of all the new people moving into town -- 42 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,780 and I don't think I can afford it anymore. 43 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,383 Well, then, I'm going to give you a shot, Mrs. Cartman. 44 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,285 For your little boy. 45 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:02,589 God dammit... 46 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,358 Oh, you piece of shit! 47 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,592 Hello, sweetie! 48 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,127 Mom! Where the hell have you been?! 49 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,263 I've been home from school for like 45 minutes! 50 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,565 I'm sorry, honey, mommy had some errands. 51 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:13,634 I didn't have anything to eat except Nutella. 52 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,202 I was about to call Child Services! 53 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:19,206 Honey... Mommy has some big news. 54 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,943 What. 55 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,313 I...got a job, Eric. 56 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,416 I'm your job. 57 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,818 Oh, honey -- It's going to be good. 58 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,221 Mommy is just going to be working a few days a week 59 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,623 and you can be a big boy and take care of yourself. 60 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:40,561 No. Eric, this has to happen. 61 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,529 We can't afford to live in this house 62 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:45,332 unless I make more money, and this job pays really well. 63 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,334 Wha-- What job could you possibly have? 64 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,136 You don't know how to do anything. 65 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,438 I'm a real estate agent. 66 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,507 A what? 67 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,609 [ Laughing ] [ Television plays ] 68 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:58,745 [ Knock on door ] 69 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,315 [ Television stops ] 70 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,951 Hey, Butters, I need your help. 71 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,186 Well -- Well, sure, Eric! What's goin' on?! 72 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,655 Butters, I have some shocking news... 73 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,124 My mom got a job. 74 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,927 Oh...Oh, and you're worried that maybe now 75 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,129 your mom won't always be there to take care of you? 76 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,131 What? No. My mom got a job. 77 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,533 My mom is dumb as shit 78 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,935 and somebody is paying her to do something. 79 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:24,171 Have you ever heard of a real estate agent, Butters? 80 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,139 Well, not really. Yeah, well, neither had I. 81 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,375 So I looked it up on a bunch of those shows and stuff. 82 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,644 You don't do anything. 83 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,212 You just look nice and hug people 84 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,548 and then when someone buys or sells a house, you make money. 85 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,216 Wow! Well, that sounds like a good deal! 86 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:37,751 It's more than a good deal, Butters, 87 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:38,752 it's [bleep] legal theft. 88 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:40,320 If my mom can be a real estate agent, 89 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:43,390 then literally anyone in the world can. 90 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,791 We've got all these people moving 91 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,126 from the cities into our town, 92 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,128 I can probably be a millionaire in just a few days time. 93 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,563 Wow wee! 94 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,365 Now, whatever you do, don't tell anybody. 95 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,000 If anyone else finds out about this, 96 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,102 they'll all want to be real estate agents, too. 97 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,738 You've always been great at taking pictures, Butters. 98 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,907 I won't forget this when I'm rich. 99 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,575 Gosh, thanks, Eric! 100 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,823 Okay, Liane... You've got this. 101 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:20,827 You can do this. [ Exhales sharply ] 102 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:25,499 Bottled water. Bottled water. Bottled water. 103 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:28,435 Hello there! I believe I spoke with you on the phone? 104 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,871 I'm Liane Cartman with South Park Realtors! 105 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,940 Uh-huh...Uh-huh... 106 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,475 Well, this is the house I was telling you about. 107 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,944 It just came on the market. 108 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,415 It's a 2,300 square foot mid colonial home. 109 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,551 Detached garage. Pilates? 110 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,119 Excuse me? Pilates. 111 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:48,722 Is there a gym my wife can do Pilates? 112 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,925 Oh, you're about five minutes from the local gym. 113 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,727 Pilates. Bottled Water? 114 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,496 Oh! Um, you have such a lovely family! 115 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,600 It must have been a big drive from the city? 116 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,435 Tesla. We have a Tesla. 117 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,136 Wi-Fi! Wi-Fi! 118 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,305 Is there Wi-Fi? No Wi-Fi. Bottled water. 119 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,608 Well, come on in, let me show you around! 120 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,345 Okay, this is a three bedroom house with bathrooms. 121 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,546 Front yard and back yard. 122 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:13,981 Eric... what are you doing? 123 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,483 Oh, I just got some clients here looking to relocate. 124 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:17,918 These people are from the city. 125 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,820 Uh, cortado. Bottled water. 126 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,121 Wi-Fi. Pilates. 127 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,557 Uh, excuse me one moment. 128 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:24,691 Eric! 129 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:26,793 What are you up to? 130 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,395 I got a job as a real estate agent, mom. 131 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,963 You are not a real estate agent -- 132 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:30,964 Neither are you -- 133 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,399 Now just march right back home 134 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,334 and I will see you when I am done with work! 135 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,936 Mom, real estate is an open market. 136 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,105 You're not the only one who gets to take advantage 137 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,139 of all the city people. 138 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,241 Cortado? Cortado! 139 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:42,910 Oh, bottled water? Wi-Fi! 140 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,077 Metal bottled water! 141 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,246 Eric, this house is being represented 142 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,548 by South Park Realtors. 143 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,950 You don't get to just walk in and show it! 144 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,218 Oh! Ok! That's fine! 145 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,587 I have tons of friends in South Park! 146 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:56,256 I'll get my own listings! 147 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:59,293 Mayor: People... this is the most exciting time 148 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:01,228 in the history of South Park... 149 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:04,698 As you know, there are people from all over the country 150 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:08,869 leaving the cities and coming to small, rural towns like ours. 151 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,438 It's truly incredible for all of us. 152 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,674 With this new surge of people from urban areas, 153 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,876 we're seeing more town money from sales taxes, 154 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,778 more profit in our local businesses -- 155 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:21,548 My bakery has seen a 20% increase in sales. 156 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,651 Oh, I just love all these city people moving in! 157 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:27,554 That's right. It's great to have chitty people. 158 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,724 These chitty people come with their fancy chitty clothes 159 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,226 and their big chitty cars. 160 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,261 You know, and these chitty people 161 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,296 have a chitty way of doing things 162 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:38,966 that will expose us all to their chitty ideas. 163 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,636 Yeah, and they've got city money and city lifestyles! 164 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,471 Chitty money, chitty lifestyles. 165 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:47,140 And they'll move here and bring their chitty families. 166 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:50,077 And their cultured, chitty kids will hang out with our kids 167 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,079 and expose them to their chitty ways. 168 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,081 I've always dreamed of South Park 169 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,416 becoming more than a little hick town. 170 00:06:56,450 --> 00:07:00,187 And these city people bring with them...a new hope. 171 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,656 Here's to the future, everyone! 172 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,892 All: The future! 173 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,563 Okay, so this is a three bedroom two and a half bath -- 174 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,831 Come on in, everybody! 175 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:11,865 Wi-Fi? 176 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:15,102 -Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha? -LaCroix. 177 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,603 You got about 2,300 square feet 178 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,405 and there is a finished basement. 179 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,907 Oat milk. Oat milk. Detached garage -- 180 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,108 stairs head up to the master, 181 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,743 which is an en suite, if I remember correctly. 182 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,111 Let's get on back to the kitchen... 183 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,245 Cortado? 184 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,216 You've got a nice, big kitchen, pretty, new appliances. 185 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,817 Door in the back gets you out to the garage. 186 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,019 Excuse me, what are you doing? 187 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,153 Just showing them your house. 188 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,688 Come on, let's check out the second floor -- 189 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,157 Our house isn't for sale! Hey! 190 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,360 [ Screams ] Nice, big bathroom for the two rooms up here. 191 00:07:40,394 --> 00:07:41,895 Tweek's grandma is staying in one of the rooms, 192 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,464 which serves as an office space when she's not here. 193 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,934 And then we are back down to the spacious living room! 194 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,769 Will you please get out of our house. 195 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,204 Yeah, we're just about done. 196 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,705 Well, what do you guys think? 197 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,106 MacBook, Tesla. 198 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,875 I'm sorry, I didn't get that... 199 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:58,378 My son left his MacBook in the Tesla. 200 00:07:58,412 --> 00:07:59,813 Oh, sure, well, let's head on out now. 201 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,181 We can take a look at Jimmy's house. 202 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:02,349 It doesn't have such sucky furniture. 203 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,483 Let me talk to these guys 204 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,152 and see if we can come up with a number. 205 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,087 I think I can get you 4 million for this place. 206 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,989 $4 million? Really? 207 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,390 I'll be in touch. 208 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:13,961 Told you our furniture sucked! 209 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:19,366 [ Indistinct city people speak ] 210 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,971 Hey -- Hey, John, I got some bad news -- 211 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,707 We just lost another client to South Park Realty Group. 212 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,709 What?! We're losing people like crazy. 213 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:29,943 These guys are ruthless. 214 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,845 Who is this South Park Realty Group? 215 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,180 Has anyone heard of them!? 216 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,115 It appears to be mostly one agent. 217 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,818 A-A pretty young guy -- 218 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,420 Can't have been in the business that long -- 219 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:42,522 Oh, my God... 220 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,158 That's a pretty damn good picture. 221 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,227 How'd he get that kind of depth of field? 222 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:50,097 I don't know he's gotta be using some kind of soft filter -- 223 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,199 nothing I've ever seen. Alright, everyone! 224 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,901 Looks like we've got some competition! 225 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,802 If anyone thinks they can take our clients, 226 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,337 they've got another thing coming. 227 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,473 Everyone get up. We're gonna retake our pictures! 228 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,974 All: Awww! 229 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,776 No, no, no, we're getting our butts kicked, 230 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:06,079 and we need to show this kid what we can do! 231 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,517 Come on, Chris! You gotta look really welcoming! 232 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,953 Ugh. I'm trying-- 233 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,354 Come on, arch your back more! 234 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,691 I'm, ugh, arched as far as I can... 235 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,893 Come on, Chris, you wanna lose another sale?! 236 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:20,961 Arch your back more!! 237 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,462 I-I got it -- 238 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:24,965 [ Bones snap ] [ Screaming ] 239 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,534 That's good, we got it -- Get in here, Carol! 240 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,871 [ Groaning ] 241 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,139 [ Bones crack ] [ Screams ] 242 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,107 Got it! Ok, next! 243 00:09:41,713 --> 00:09:43,647 {\an7}\h\h\h\hHey, guys, it’s Eric from South Park Realty Group. 244 00:09:43,647 --> 00:09:45,340 {\an7}Are you dreaming of moving out \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof the city 245 00:09:45,340 --> 00:09:46,779 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand into the beautiful countryside? 246 00:09:46,779 --> 00:09:48,340 {\an7}I want you to check out \h\h\h\hClyde’s house. 247 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:50,779 {\an7}This is a 2,300 square foot \h\h\hmid colonial home -- 248 00:09:50,779 --> 00:09:53,439 {\an7}detached garage -- now listing \h\h\h\hfor just $3.5 million. 249 00:09:53,439 --> 00:09:54,680 {\an7}Let’s check it out. 250 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:59,977 {\an7}♪ 251 00:09:59,977 --> 00:10:01,241 {\an7}This house is so spacious. 252 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:02,713 {\an7}I think my cameraman Butters \h\h\h\h\hcan attest to this. 253 00:10:02,713 --> 00:10:03,713 {\an7}Isn’t this nice, Butters? 254 00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:04,977 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hButters: Yeah, it’s real roomy! 255 00:10:04,977 --> 00:10:06,043 {\an7}Just look at these amenities. 256 00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:12,713 {\an7}♪ 257 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,274 {\an7}\hThese giant, glass double doors lead to the unfinished backyard. 258 00:10:15,274 --> 00:10:17,340 {\an7}Plenty of room here for a pool \h\h\h\h\h\hor a horse stable. 259 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,845 {\an7}This is just one of the amazing \h\h\h\h\h\hproperties we have 260 00:10:18,845 --> 00:10:20,274 {\an7}at South Park Realty Group. 261 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:21,911 {\an7}We’ve got other great listings, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike -- 262 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,538 {\an7}And my personal favorite, \h\h\h\h\h\hKyle’s house. 263 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,472 {\an7}Get out of that sewage drain \h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou call a city 264 00:10:28,472 --> 00:10:30,812 {\an7}and start living the country \hlife you’ve always wanted. 265 00:10:30,812 --> 00:10:32,439 {\an7}South Park Realty Group. 266 00:10:32,439 --> 00:10:35,944 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hGet out of the city and into beautiful South Park. 267 00:10:35,944 --> 00:10:39,812 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Horns blaring, indistinct city people speak ] 268 00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:55,274 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hUh, Liane, you got a call, line 2. 269 00:10:55,274 --> 00:10:57,911 {\an7}Sounds like a broker interested in 4600 Highgate. 270 00:10:57,911 --> 00:11:00,340 {\an7}Ooh! Okay. 271 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,845 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHi! This is Liane with South Park Realtors. 272 00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:04,109 {\an7}\h\h\hHow’s it going? This is Eric Cartman 273 00:11:04,109 --> 00:11:06,043 {\an7}with South Park Realty Group. 274 00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:07,439 {\an7}Eric, stop it. 275 00:11:07,439 --> 00:11:08,911 {\an7}Well, I’m standing here with some clients 276 00:11:08,911 --> 00:11:10,571 {\an7}who want to make a deal on this Highgate place. 277 00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:12,109 {\an7}They wanna offer $175,000. 278 00:11:12,109 --> 00:11:15,109 {\an7}You are going to get me fired, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEric. 279 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:18,340 {\an7}And then we are going to lose \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hour home. 280 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,274 {\an7}$175,000 is a great number -- $25,000 below asking, 281 00:11:20,274 --> 00:11:22,043 {\an7}\h\h\h\hbut you know you’re never gonna get $200,000. 282 00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:23,878 {\an7}Don’t worry, these deals are always like this. 283 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:26,010 {\an7}I am doing this job for us! 284 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:29,076 {\an7}So we can have a roof \h\h\h\hover our heads! 285 00:11:29,076 --> 00:11:31,109 {\an7}The HVAC all needs to be redone and you know it. 286 00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:33,406 {\an7}I am not talking about this \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hanymore! 287 00:11:33,406 --> 00:11:36,647 {\an7}Okay, that’s fine mom, why don’t you go to [bleep] hell?! 288 00:11:36,647 --> 00:11:38,571 {\an7}It always gets like this with agents. 289 00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:40,812 {\an7}\h\h\h\hDon’t worry, she’ll call back, watch. 290 00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:43,109 {\an7}[ Cellphone rings ] 291 00:11:43,109 --> 00:11:44,779 {\an7}South Park Realty Group, this is Eric. 292 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:47,439 {\an7}You are in so much trouble, young man. 293 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:48,812 {\an7}Okay, okay... 294 00:11:48,812 --> 00:11:51,241 {\an7}$180,000, but that’s as high as I can do. 295 00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:53,109 {\an7}We got it. 296 00:11:56,647 --> 00:11:58,779 {\an7}It just isn’t fair... 297 00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:00,680 {\an7}We retook all our pictures, 298 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,076 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand what does South Park Really Group do? 299 00:12:03,076 --> 00:12:05,274 {\an7}They go and make a video. 300 00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:08,505 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd just like that, they take all our customers. 301 00:12:08,505 --> 00:12:11,812 {\an7}\h\hI think maybe real estate just isn’t the same anymore. 302 00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:15,241 {\an7}Maybe we gotta start making \hfancy videos to keep up. 303 00:12:16,538 --> 00:12:19,746 {\an7}\h\h\hExcuse me, there’s all these City People moving into town -- 304 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:22,505 {\an7}and I think I’d like to sell \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmy property. 305 00:12:24,614 --> 00:12:26,142 {\an7}\h\h-R-Really? -That’s great! 306 00:12:26,142 --> 00:12:28,505 {\an7}\h\h\h\h-Hey, hey, sir -- -We can sell your house! 307 00:12:28,505 --> 00:12:30,406 {\an7}Move! Move! Get! Get! 308 00:12:30,406 --> 00:12:31,571 {\an7}That’s a very smart idea! 309 00:12:31,571 --> 00:12:33,680 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s definitely a sellers’ market right now! 310 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,746 {\an7}\h\h\h\hIt’s good you came to South Park Realtors. 311 00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:38,241 {\an7}What kind of house is it? 312 00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:47,043 {\an7}♪ 313 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:49,845 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hOnce in a lifetime, a property comes up for sale 314 00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:51,977 {\an7}that is so unique, \hit defies words. 315 00:12:51,977 --> 00:12:53,406 {\an7}We know that good houses 316 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,010 {\an7}are getting hard to come by \h\h\h\h\hin South Park... 317 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:57,812 {\an7}and that’s why we are so excited 318 00:12:57,812 --> 00:13:00,505 {\an7}to bring you this exceptional \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnew property. 319 00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:06,373 {\an7}♪ 320 00:13:06,373 --> 00:13:12,241 {\an7}♪ 321 00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:15,241 {\an7}This is the historic \hAspen Park Hot Dog. 322 00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:17,845 {\an7}200 square feet of pure luxury. 323 00:13:17,845 --> 00:13:19,043 {\an7}Let’s check it out. 324 00:13:19,043 --> 00:13:24,076 {\an7}♪ 325 00:13:24,076 --> 00:13:29,142 {\an7}♪ 326 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,439 {\an7}You want to move out of the city 327 00:13:30,439 --> 00:13:32,076 {\an7}and enjoy the laid back \h\h\h\h\hcountry life? 328 00:13:32,076 --> 00:13:34,406 {\an7}It’s all here. 329 00:13:34,406 --> 00:13:36,571 {\an7}\hFind out more about this dream home today 330 00:13:36,571 --> 00:13:39,647 {\an7}at South Park Realtors. 331 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:47,373 {\an7}Man: LaCroix? LaCroix? 332 00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:49,142 {\an7}\h-Wi-Fi? -LaCroix? 333 00:13:49,142 --> 00:13:52,043 {\an7}Huh... \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpeople. 334 00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:55,208 {\an7}\h\h\h[ Indistinct city people speak ] 335 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:58,746 {\an7}Oh, no, there’s way too many \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpeople! 336 00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:00,274 {\an7}Go on! Go, go, shoo! 337 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,779 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpeople! Go on! 338 00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:04,076 {\an7}people! 339 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:07,911 {\an7}\h\h\h[ Indistinct city people speak ] 340 00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:26,307 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPeople... We have a giant problem. 341 00:14:26,307 --> 00:14:28,307 {\an7}There are now so many \h\h\h\h\hcity people 342 00:14:28,307 --> 00:14:30,538 {\an7}looking for houses \hin South Park... 343 00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:33,746 {\an7}\hthat it could destroy our rebounding economy. 344 00:14:33,746 --> 00:14:34,944 {\an7}Uh...How so? 345 00:14:34,944 --> 00:14:38,373 {\an7}I thought city people were good for our economy. 346 00:14:38,373 --> 00:14:41,076 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey are, but Mr. Kim has a theory, 347 00:14:41,076 --> 00:14:44,142 {\an7}and I think you all better \h\h\h\h\h\hlisten to him. 348 00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:46,010 {\an7}Mr. Kim. 349 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,680 {\an7}What’s the one thing \h\h\hpeople hate most? 350 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:54,680 {\an7}people. 351 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,307 {\an7}people wanna get out of the city. 352 00:14:57,307 --> 00:14:59,538 {\an7}If too many come here... 353 00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:02,208 {\an7}chitty 354 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:05,878 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpeople gonna leave. 355 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,175 {\an7}We can’t let that happen. 356 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,043 {\an7}Not when things are finally starting to turn around! 357 00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:15,439 {\an7}So then we have to find a way \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto stop this. 358 00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:18,340 {\an7}\h\h\hIt’s the damn real estate agents! 359 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,208 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hThey’re the ones who are going overboard. 360 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,010 {\an7}They only care about \htheir commissions! 361 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:25,307 {\an7}Yes, we have to tell the realtors to cool their jets! 362 00:15:25,307 --> 00:15:29,175 {\an7}\h\h\hRealtors don’t care about anything but money. 363 00:15:29,175 --> 00:15:33,472 {\an7}\h\h\hWe have to show them who’s really in charge of this town... 364 00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:38,274 {\an7}\hJimbo -- go to your gun store and get the necessary supplies. 365 00:15:38,274 --> 00:15:40,779 {\an7}I’m declaring open season... 366 00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:43,472 {\an7}on real estate agents. 367 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:53,033 Cortado? 368 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,702 Cortado. Oat milk? 369 00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:56,871 Bottled Water... Metal Bottle Water. 370 00:15:56,904 --> 00:15:58,839 LaCroix? LaCroix! 371 00:15:58,873 --> 00:16:00,507 Metal bottle water? Edamame. Edamame. 372 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:05,412 [ Indistinct city people speak ] 373 00:16:05,446 --> 00:16:06,847 Cartman: Welcome, Home Buyers! 374 00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:09,016 I'm Eric with South Park Realty Group. 375 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:12,052 We hope you're enjoying the provided food and beverages. 376 00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:14,255 LaCroix! 377 00:16:14,288 --> 00:16:15,356 Yes, that's right! 378 00:16:15,389 --> 00:16:17,424 You know, here at South Park Realty Group, 379 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,260 we've had some amazing listings -- 380 00:16:19,293 --> 00:16:21,061 Craig's house, Jimmy's house -- 381 00:16:21,095 --> 00:16:24,164 but I think you'll all agree that what we have for you today 382 00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:25,466 is a whole nother level. 383 00:16:25,499 --> 00:16:27,701 I present to you... 384 00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:29,036 Tolkien's house! 385 00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:30,905 ♪♪ 386 00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:33,307 -Baw? -Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha -- Wha? 387 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,142 These owners have just moved out to a farm, 388 00:16:35,175 --> 00:16:38,546 and we're listing this house at just under $50 million. 389 00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:43,751 [ Indistinct city people speak ] 390 00:16:43,784 --> 00:16:44,919 Yes! Go on in! 391 00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:47,555 Check it out! Make me an offer! 392 00:16:47,588 --> 00:16:49,223 [ Tires screeching ] 393 00:16:49,256 --> 00:16:50,624 -Pilates? -Pilates? 394 00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:54,295 You are in big trouble, young man! 395 00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:56,330 This is my listing, mom! 396 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,898 I have had it with you! 397 00:16:57,932 --> 00:17:00,568 Come here right now! This is my listing, mom! 398 00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:01,835 Eric! 399 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,475 [ Shotgun cocks ] 400 00:17:10,811 --> 00:17:12,079 [ Rifle cocks ] 401 00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:22,690 What the hell? Over here... 402 00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:23,924 What happened here? 403 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:28,262 They're too smart for us. South Park Realty Group. 404 00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:29,964 We tried to keep up -- 405 00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,333 took our pictures again -- ahghg! 406 00:17:32,366 --> 00:17:34,168 My spine is broken. 407 00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:37,271 Well, it serves you right for what you're doing to our town! 408 00:17:37,304 --> 00:17:39,473 You're driving all the city people away! 409 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:43,143 Not us... South Park Realty Group... 410 00:17:43,177 --> 00:17:45,012 they upset the natural balance. 411 00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:47,781 Real estate agents don't really do anything. 412 00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,416 If they start doing stuff, 413 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,986 then the whole housing market goes crazy. 414 00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:54,455 Where is South Park Realty Group located?! 415 00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:56,423 They're showing a house... 416 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,158 The Tolkien house... 417 00:17:58,192 --> 00:18:01,462 You have to stop them. 418 00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:04,965 [ Indistinct city people speak ] 419 00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:06,033 Ahg! Help! 420 00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,035 Somebody call Child Protective Services! 421 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,170 Eric, you're only making it worse! 422 00:18:10,204 --> 00:18:12,573 [ Indistinct city people speak ] 423 00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:20,014 I am not doing a co-brokering deal, mom, 424 00:18:20,047 --> 00:18:21,148 it's not gonna happen. 425 00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:23,884 This isn't about that, Eric, and you know it! 426 00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:25,486 You're upset. 427 00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:28,322 You're upset because you don't want your mom to have a job! 428 00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:29,924 That isn't true. 429 00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:32,693 It is true! You're scared and you're jealous 430 00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:35,663 that a job will take my attention away from you! 431 00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:37,965 You just want to offer the sellers a lower commission 432 00:18:37,998 --> 00:18:40,201 to list this house and it's not going to work, mom! 433 00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,469 It's ok to be scared, Eric. 434 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,940 I know that I'm the only family you have, 435 00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:49,310 but you're making everything worse for us! 436 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:51,212 [ Both scream ] 437 00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:52,746 I see one! 438 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,848 There's a real estate agent right there! 439 00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:59,253 There's a big one and a little, fat one! 440 00:18:59,286 --> 00:19:03,090 [ Gunfire, indistinct city people speak ] 441 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:15,035 Eric, you need to stop this right now. 442 00:19:15,069 --> 00:19:16,470 When I close this deal, mom, 443 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,439 I'm gonna be the richest kid in town! 444 00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:21,041 It's doesn't work that way, Eric! 445 00:19:21,075 --> 00:19:23,177 You aren't going to make any money -- 446 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,112 you're just driving up the market 447 00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:27,915 and none of your deals will make it through escrow! 448 00:19:27,948 --> 00:19:29,950 Well, we'll just see in 30 days, won't we?! 449 00:19:29,984 --> 00:19:31,218 Except for some of my deals, 450 00:19:31,252 --> 00:19:33,087 which have a 45 day contingency period! 451 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,655 Fine, Eric. 452 00:19:34,688 --> 00:19:38,025 Will you stop all this if I quit my job?! 453 00:19:41,462 --> 00:19:43,731 And you won't get any other job? 454 00:19:43,764 --> 00:19:44,832 No. 455 00:19:44,865 --> 00:19:46,901 And your only job will be me? [ Gunshot ] 456 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,802 And you'll be home when I get back from school 457 00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:50,971 and have my mid afternoon meal all ready on the table? 458 00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,940 Yes, Eric... 459 00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:54,808 Yes.. 460 00:19:57,478 --> 00:20:01,248 [ Gunfire, indistinct city people speak ] 461 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,458 Hold yer fire! 462 00:20:11,492 --> 00:20:14,528 Come on out, ya damn real estate agents! 463 00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:20,634 Don't shoot! I am not a real estate agent! 464 00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:23,804 I am quitting as of right now. 465 00:20:23,837 --> 00:20:27,908 And South Park Realty Group is no more. 466 00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:32,580 We did it... We [bleep] did it! 467 00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:39,320 ♪♪ 468 00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:43,123 [ Horns blaring, indistinct city people speak ] 469 00:20:44,592 --> 00:20:48,195 Head Realtor: Real Estate is a delicate balance. 470 00:20:48,229 --> 00:20:51,398 It has to be left to the professionals. 471 00:20:51,398 --> 00:20:55,402 There's a great migration happening all over America. 472 00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:57,905 And if we do it right... 473 00:20:57,938 --> 00:21:02,810 Everyone ends up in a home... that they can afford. 474 00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:08,582 [ Engine starts ] 475 00:21:14,521 --> 00:21:16,490 I think it's cool we live in a hot dog. 476 00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:21,896 We have everything we need here. 477 00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:24,064 We've got running water, a couch to sleep on. 478 00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:26,267 And most important, we have each other. 479 00:21:37,778 --> 00:21:40,881 Weak... I live in a hot dog. 480 00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:44,585 ♪♪ 481 00:21:54,511 --> 00:22:03,119 ♪♪ 482 00:22:03,153 --> 00:22:11,828 ♪♪