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{\an7}♪ I’m goin’ down to South Park,
\h\hgonna have myself a time ♪
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{\an7}♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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{\an7}\h\h\h♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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{\an7}♪ Goin’ down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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{\an7}♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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{\an7}\h♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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{\an7}♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can’t unwind ♪
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{\an7}♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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{\an7}\h♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Yes, sir -- If you're looking
to move out of the city,
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I think your family
would love South Park.
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You can get four times
the house here
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that you can get in the city.
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A cortado?
Is that like a coffee?
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Yeah, we --
we have a coffee shop here. Yes.
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We're up in the mountains
about an hour from Denver...
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Do you think you could drive out
from the city this weekend
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and I could show you
some properties?
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Oh, you have a Tesla?
Oh, how nice.
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South Park -- yeah, it's
a charming country village.
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If you're able
to work from home,
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I think you'll really love it
out here...
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LaCroix?
The sparkling Mineral Water?
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Yes, I do believe we have that
in our stores here...
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We're seeing a massive influx
of city people
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moving out here to the country.
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And the truth is we just don't
have enough real estate agents
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to keep up with all the demand.
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Well, I don't have
much experience,
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but I thought
I'd give real estate a try.
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Mrs. Cartman,
being a real estate agent
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takes a lot of intellect
and a lot of raw talent.
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You have to get
your picture taken.
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Get people to like the picture
and go,
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"Oh, I'd like to hang out
with that person."
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And then act like
you like those people
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when you show them houses.
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Well, I do believe I'm good with
people, and the truth is...
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I need to do this for my son.
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Our...rent is going up
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because of all the new people
moving into town --
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and I don't think
I can afford it anymore.
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Well, then, I'm going to give
you a shot, Mrs. Cartman.
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For your little boy.
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God dammit...
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Oh, you piece of shit!
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Hello, sweetie!
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Mom! Where the hell
have you been?!
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I've been home from school
for like 45 minutes!
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I'm sorry, honey,
mommy had some errands.
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I didn't have anything to eat
except Nutella.
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I was about to call
Child Services!
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Honey...
Mommy has some big news.
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What.
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I...got a job, Eric.
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I'm your job.
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Oh, honey --
It's going to be good.
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Mommy is just going
to be working a few days a week
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and you can be a big boy
and take care of yourself.
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No.
Eric, this has to happen.
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We can't afford
to live in this house
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unless I make more money,
and this job pays really well.
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Wha-- What job
could you possibly have?
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You don't know how
to do anything.
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I'm a real estate agent.
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A what?
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[ Laughing ]
[ Television plays ]
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[ Knock on door ]
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[ Television stops ]
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Hey, Butters,
I need your help.
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Well -- Well, sure, Eric!
What's goin' on?!
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Butters,
I have some shocking news...
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My mom got a job.
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Oh...Oh, and you're worried
that maybe now
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your mom won't always be there
to take care of you?
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What? No.
My mom got a job.
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My mom is dumb as shit
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and somebody is paying her
to do something.
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Have you ever heard of
a real estate agent, Butters?
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Well, not really.
Yeah, well, neither had I.
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So I looked it up on a bunch
of those shows and stuff.
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You don't do anything.
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You just look nice
and hug people
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and then when someone buys
or sells a house, you make
money.
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Wow! Well, that sounds like
a good deal!
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It's more than a good deal,
Butters,
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it's [bleep] legal theft.
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If my mom can be
a real estate agent,
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then literally
anyone in the world can.
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We've got
all these people moving
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from the cities into our town,
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I can probably be a millionaire
in just a few days time.
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Wow wee!
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Now, whatever you do,
don't tell anybody.
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If anyone else finds out
about this,
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they'll all want to be
real estate agents, too.
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You've always been great
at taking pictures, Butters.
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I won't forget this
when I'm rich.
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Gosh, thanks, Eric!
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Okay, Liane...
You've got this.
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You can do this.
[ Exhales sharply ]
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Bottled water. Bottled water.
Bottled water.
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Hello there! I believe I spoke
with you on the phone?
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I'm Liane Cartman
with South Park Realtors!
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Uh-huh...Uh-huh...
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Well, this is the house
I was telling you about.
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It just came on the market.
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It's a 2,300 square foot
mid colonial home.
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Detached garage.
Pilates?
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Excuse me?
Pilates.
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Is there a gym
my wife can do Pilates?
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Oh, you're about five minutes
from the local gym.
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Pilates. Bottled Water?
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Oh! Um, you have such
a lovely family!
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It must have been a big drive
from the city?
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Tesla. We have a Tesla.
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Wi-Fi! Wi-Fi!
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Is there Wi-Fi?
No Wi-Fi. Bottled water.
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Well, come on in,
let me show you around!
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Okay, this is a three bedroom
house with bathrooms.
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Front yard and back yard.
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Eric...
what are you doing?
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Oh, I just got some clients here
looking to relocate.
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These people are from the city.
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Uh, cortado.
Bottled water.
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Wi-Fi. Pilates.
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Uh, excuse me one moment.
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Eric!
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What are you up to?
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I got a job
as a real estate agent, mom.
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You are not
a real estate agent --
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Neither are you --
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Now just march
right back home
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and I will see you
when I am done with work!
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Mom,
real estate is an open market.
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You're not the only one
who gets to take advantage
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of all the city people.
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Cortado?
Cortado!
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Oh, bottled water?
Wi-Fi!
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Metal bottled water!
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Eric,
this house is being represented
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by South Park Realtors.
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You don't get to just walk in
and show it!
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Oh! Ok! That's fine!
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I have tons of friends
in South Park!
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I'll get my own listings!
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Mayor: People...
this is the most exciting time
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in the history of South Park...
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As you know, there are people
from all over the country
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leaving the cities and coming
to small, rural towns like ours.
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It's truly incredible
for all of us.
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With this new surge of people
from urban areas,
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we're seeing more town money
from sales taxes,
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more profit
in our local businesses --
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My bakery has seen
a 20% increase in sales.
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Oh, I just love
all these city people moving in!
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That's right. It's great to have
chitty people.
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These chitty people come
with their fancy chitty clothes
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and their big chitty cars.
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You know,
and these chitty people
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have a chitty way
of doing things
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that will expose us all
to their chitty ideas.
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Yeah, and they've got city money
and city lifestyles!
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Chitty money,
chitty lifestyles.
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And they'll move here
and bring their chitty families.
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And their cultured, chitty kids
will hang out with our kids
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and expose them
to their chitty ways.
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I've always dreamed
of South Park
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becoming more than a little
hick town.
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And these city people
bring with them...a new hope.
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Here's to the future,
everyone!
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All: The future!
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Okay, so this is a three bedroom
two and a half bath --
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Come on in, everybody!
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Wi-Fi?
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-Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha?
-LaCroix.
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You got about 2,300 square feet
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and there is
a finished basement.
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Oat milk. Oat milk.
Detached garage --
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stairs head up to the master,
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which is an en suite,
if I remember correctly.
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Let's get on back
to the kitchen...
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Cortado?
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You've got a nice, big kitchen,
pretty, new appliances.
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Door in the back
gets you out to the garage.
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Excuse me,
what are you doing?
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Just showing them your house.
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Come on, let's check out
the second floor --
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Our house isn't for sale!
Hey!
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[ Screams ]
Nice, big bathroom
for the two rooms up here.
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Tweek's grandma
is staying in one of the rooms,
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which serves as an office space
when she's not here.
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And then we are back down
to the spacious living room!
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Will you please
get out of our house.
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Yeah,
we're just about done.
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Well,
what do you guys think?
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MacBook, Tesla.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get that...
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My son left his MacBook
in the Tesla.
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Oh, sure,
well, let's head on out now.
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We can take a look
at Jimmy's house.
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It doesn't have
such sucky furniture.
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Let me talk to these guys
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and see if we can come up
with a number.
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I think I can get you
4 million for this place.
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$4 million? Really?
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I'll be in touch.
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Told you
our furniture sucked!
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[ Indistinct
city people speak ]
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Hey -- Hey, John,
I got some bad news --
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We just lost another client
to South Park Realty Group.
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What?!
We're losing people like crazy.
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These guys are ruthless.
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Who is this
South Park Realty Group?
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Has anyone heard of them!?
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It appears to be
mostly one agent.
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A-A pretty young guy --
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Can't have been in the business
that long --
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Oh, my God...
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That's a pretty
damn good picture.
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How'd he get
that kind of depth of field?
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I don't know he's gotta be using
some kind of soft filter --
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nothing I've ever seen.
Alright, everyone!
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Looks like we've got
some competition!
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If anyone thinks they can take
our clients,
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they've got another thing
coming.
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Everyone get up.
We're gonna retake our pictures!
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All: Awww!
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No, no, no,
we're getting our butts kicked,
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and we need to show this kid
what we can do!
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Come on, Chris!
You gotta look really welcoming!
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Ugh. I'm trying--
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Come on,
arch your back more!
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I'm, ugh,
arched as far as I can...
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Come on, Chris,
you wanna lose another sale?!
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Arch your back more!!
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I-I got it --
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[ Bones snap ]
[ Screaming ]
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That's good, we got it --
Get in here, Carol!
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Bones crack ]
[ Screams ]
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Got it! Ok, next!
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hHey, guys, it’s Eric
from South Park Realty Group.
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{\an7}Are you dreaming of moving out
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof the city
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand into
the beautiful countryside?
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{\an7}I want you to check out
\h\h\h\hClyde’s house.
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{\an7}This is a 2,300 square foot
\h\h\hmid colonial home --
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{\an7}detached garage -- now listing
\h\h\h\hfor just $3.5 million.
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{\an7}Let’s check it out.
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}This house is so spacious.
252
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{\an7}I think my cameraman Butters
\h\h\h\h\hcan attest to this.
253
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{\an7}Isn’t this nice, Butters?
254
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hButters:
Yeah, it’s real roomy!
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{\an7}Just look at these amenities.
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}\hThese giant, glass double doors
lead to the unfinished backyard.
258
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{\an7}Plenty of room here for a pool
\h\h\h\h\h\hor a horse stable.
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{\an7}This is just one of the amazing
\h\h\h\h\h\hproperties we have
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{\an7}at South Park Realty Group.
261
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{\an7}We’ve got other great listings,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike --
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{\an7}And my personal favorite,
\h\h\h\h\h\hKyle’s house.
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{\an7}Get out of that sewage drain
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou call a city
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{\an7}and start living the country
\hlife you’ve always wanted.
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{\an7}South Park Realty Group.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hGet out of the city
and into beautiful South Park.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Horns blaring,
indistinct city people speak ]
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hUh, Liane,
you got a call, line 2.
269
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{\an7}Sounds like a broker
interested in 4600 Highgate.
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{\an7}Ooh! Okay.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHi! This is Liane
with South Park Realtors.
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{\an7}\h\h\hHow’s it going?
This is Eric Cartman
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{\an7}with South Park Realty Group.
274
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{\an7}Eric, stop it.
275
00:11:07,439 --> 00:11:08,911
{\an7}Well, I’m standing here
with some clients
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{\an7}who want to make a deal
on this Highgate place.
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{\an7}They wanna offer $175,000.
278
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{\an7}You are going to get me fired,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEric.
279
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{\an7}And then we are going to lose
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hour home.
280
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{\an7}$175,000 is a great number --
$25,000 below asking,
281
00:11:20,274 --> 00:11:22,043
{\an7}\h\h\h\hbut you know
you’re never gonna get $200,000.
282
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{\an7}Don’t worry, these deals
are always like this.
283
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{\an7}I am doing this job for us!
284
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{\an7}So we can have a roof
\h\h\h\hover our heads!
285
00:11:29,076 --> 00:11:31,109
{\an7}The HVAC all needs to be redone
and you know it.
286
00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:33,406
{\an7}I am not talking about this
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hanymore!
287
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{\an7}Okay, that’s fine mom, why don’t
you go to [bleep] hell?!
288
00:11:36,647 --> 00:11:38,571
{\an7}It always gets like this
with agents.
289
00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:40,812
{\an7}\h\h\h\hDon’t worry,
she’ll call back, watch.
290
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{\an7}[ Cellphone rings ]
291
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{\an7}South Park Realty Group,
this is Eric.
292
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{\an7}You are in so much trouble,
young man.
293
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{\an7}Okay, okay...
294
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{\an7}$180,000, but that’s as high
as I can do.
295
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{\an7}We got it.
296
00:11:56,647 --> 00:11:58,779
{\an7}It just isn’t fair...
297
00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:00,680
{\an7}We retook all our pictures,
298
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand what does
South Park Really Group do?
299
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{\an7}They go and make a video.
300
00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:08,505
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd just like that,
they take all our customers.
301
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{\an7}\h\hI think maybe real estate
just isn’t the same anymore.
302
00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:15,241
{\an7}Maybe we gotta start making
\hfancy videos to keep up.
303
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{\an7}\h\h\hExcuse me, there’s all these
City People moving into town --
304
00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:22,505
{\an7}and I think I’d like to sell
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmy property.
305
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{\an7}\h\h-R-Really?
-That’s great!
306
00:12:26,142 --> 00:12:28,505
{\an7}\h\h\h\h-Hey, hey, sir --
-We can sell your house!
307
00:12:28,505 --> 00:12:30,406
{\an7}Move! Move! Get! Get!
308
00:12:30,406 --> 00:12:31,571
{\an7}That’s a very smart idea!
309
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s definitely
a sellers’ market right now!
310
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hIt’s good you came
to South Park Realtors.
311
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{\an7}What kind of house is it?
312
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hOnce in a lifetime,
a property comes up for sale
314
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{\an7}that is so unique,
\hit defies words.
315
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{\an7}We know that good houses
316
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{\an7}are getting hard to come by
\h\h\h\h\hin South Park...
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{\an7}and that’s why we are so excited
318
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{\an7}to bring you this exceptional
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnew property.
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}♪
321
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{\an7}This is the historic
\hAspen Park Hot Dog.
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{\an7}200 square feet of pure luxury.
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{\an7}Let’s check it out.
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}You want to move out of the city
327
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{\an7}and enjoy the laid back
\h\h\h\h\hcountry life?
328
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{\an7}It’s all here.
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{\an7}\hFind out more about
this dream home today
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{\an7}at South Park Realtors.
331
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{\an7}Man: LaCroix? LaCroix?
332
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{\an7}\h-Wi-Fi?
-LaCroix?
333
00:13:49,142 --> 00:13:52,043
{\an7}Huh...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpeople.
334
00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:55,208
{\an7}\h\h\h[ Indistinct
city people speak ]
335
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:58,746
{\an7}Oh, no, there’s way too many
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpeople!
336
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{\an7}Go on! Go, go, shoo!
337
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,779
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpeople!
Go on!
338
00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:04,076
{\an7}people!
339
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:07,911
{\an7}\h\h\h[ Indistinct
city people speak ]
340
00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:26,307
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPeople...
We have a giant problem.
341
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{\an7}There are now so many
\h\h\h\h\hcity people
342
00:14:28,307 --> 00:14:30,538
{\an7}looking for houses
\hin South Park...
343
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{\an7}\hthat it could destroy
our rebounding economy.
344
00:14:33,746 --> 00:14:34,944
{\an7}Uh...How so?
345
00:14:34,944 --> 00:14:38,373
{\an7}I thought city people
were good for our economy.
346
00:14:38,373 --> 00:14:41,076
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey are,
but Mr. Kim has a theory,
347
00:14:41,076 --> 00:14:44,142
{\an7}and I think you all better
\h\h\h\h\h\hlisten to him.
348
00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:46,010
{\an7}Mr. Kim.
349
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{\an7}What’s the one thing
\h\h\hpeople hate most?
350
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:54,680
{\an7}people.
351
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,307
{\an7}people wanna get out
of the city.
352
00:14:57,307 --> 00:14:59,538
{\an7}If too many come here...
353
00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:02,208
{\an7}chitty
354
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:05,878
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpeople
gonna leave.
355
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,175
{\an7}We can’t let that happen.
356
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,043
{\an7}Not when things are finally
starting to turn around!
357
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:15,439
{\an7}So then we have to find a way
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto stop this.
358
00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:18,340
{\an7}\h\h\hIt’s the damn
real estate agents!
359
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,208
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hThey’re the ones
who are going overboard.
360
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,010
{\an7}They only care about
\htheir commissions!
361
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:25,307
{\an7}Yes, we have to tell
the realtors to cool their jets!
362
00:15:25,307 --> 00:15:29,175
{\an7}\h\h\hRealtors don’t care
about anything but money.
363
00:15:29,175 --> 00:15:33,472
{\an7}\h\h\hWe have to show them who’s
really in charge of this town...
364
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:38,274
{\an7}\hJimbo -- go to your gun store
and get the necessary supplies.
365
00:15:38,274 --> 00:15:40,779
{\an7}I’m declaring open season...
366
00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:43,472
{\an7}on real estate agents.
367
00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:53,033
Cortado?
368
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,702
Cortado.
Oat milk?
369
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:56,871
Bottled Water...
Metal Bottle Water.
370
00:15:56,904 --> 00:15:58,839
LaCroix?
LaCroix!
371
00:15:58,873 --> 00:16:00,507
Metal bottle water?
Edamame. Edamame.
372
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:05,412
[ Indistinct
city people speak ]
373
00:16:05,446 --> 00:16:06,847
Cartman:
Welcome, Home Buyers!
374
00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:09,016
I'm Eric
with South Park Realty Group.
375
00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:12,052
We hope you're enjoying
the provided food and beverages.
376
00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:14,255
LaCroix!
377
00:16:14,288 --> 00:16:15,356
Yes, that's right!
378
00:16:15,389 --> 00:16:17,424
You know,
here at South Park Realty Group,
379
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,260
we've had
some amazing listings --
380
00:16:19,293 --> 00:16:21,061
Craig's house,
Jimmy's house --
381
00:16:21,095 --> 00:16:24,164
but I think you'll all agree
that what we have for you today
382
00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:25,466
is a whole nother level.
383
00:16:25,499 --> 00:16:27,701
I present to you...
384
00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:29,036
Tolkien's house!
385
00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:30,905
♪♪
386
00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:33,307
-Baw?
-Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha -- Wha?
387
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,142
These owners have just moved out
to a farm,
388
00:16:35,175 --> 00:16:38,546
and we're listing this house
at just under $50 million.
389
00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:43,751
[ Indistinct
city people speak ]
390
00:16:43,784 --> 00:16:44,919
Yes! Go on in!
391
00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:47,555
Check it out!
Make me an offer!
392
00:16:47,588 --> 00:16:49,223
[ Tires screeching ]
393
00:16:49,256 --> 00:16:50,624
-Pilates?
-Pilates?
394
00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:54,295
You are in big trouble,
young man!
395
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:56,330
This is my listing, mom!
396
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,898
I have had it with you!
397
00:16:57,932 --> 00:17:00,568
Come here right now!
This is my listing, mom!
398
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:01,835
Eric!
399
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,475
[ Shotgun cocks ]
400
00:17:10,811 --> 00:17:12,079
[ Rifle cocks ]
401
00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:22,690
What the hell?
Over here...
402
00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:23,924
What happened here?
403
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:28,262
They're too smart for us.
South Park Realty Group.
404
00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:29,964
We tried to keep up --
405
00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,333
took our pictures again --
ahghg!
406
00:17:32,366 --> 00:17:34,168
My spine is broken.
407
00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:37,271
Well, it serves you right for
what you're doing to our town!
408
00:17:37,304 --> 00:17:39,473
You're driving
all the city people away!
409
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:43,143
Not us...
South Park Realty Group...
410
00:17:43,177 --> 00:17:45,012
they upset the natural balance.
411
00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:47,781
Real estate agents
don't really do anything.
412
00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,416
If they start doing stuff,
413
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,986
then the whole housing market
goes crazy.
414
00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:54,455
Where is South Park Realty Group
located?!
415
00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:56,423
They're showing a house...
416
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,158
The Tolkien house...
417
00:17:58,192 --> 00:18:01,462
You have to stop them.
418
00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:04,965
[ Indistinct
city people speak ]
419
00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:06,033
Ahg! Help!
420
00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,035
Somebody call
Child Protective Services!
421
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,170
Eric, you're only making it
worse!
422
00:18:10,204 --> 00:18:12,573
[ Indistinct
city people speak ]
423
00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:20,014
I am not doing
a co-brokering deal, mom,
424
00:18:20,047 --> 00:18:21,148
it's not gonna happen.
425
00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:23,884
This isn't about that, Eric,
and you know it!
426
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:25,486
You're upset.
427
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:28,322
You're upset because you don't
want your mom to have a job!
428
00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:29,924
That isn't true.
429
00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:32,693
It is true!
You're scared and you're jealous
430
00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:35,663
that a job will take
my attention away from you!
431
00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:37,965
You just want to offer
the sellers a lower commission
432
00:18:37,998 --> 00:18:40,201
to list this house and it's not
going to work, mom!
433
00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,469
It's ok to be scared, Eric.
434
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,940
I know that I'm the only family
you have,
435
00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:49,310
but you're making everything
worse for us!
436
00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:51,212
[ Both scream ]
437
00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:52,746
I see one!
438
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,848
There's a real estate agent
right there!
439
00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:59,253
There's a big one
and a little, fat one!
440
00:18:59,286 --> 00:19:03,090
[ Gunfire,
indistinct city people speak ]
441
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:15,035
Eric, you need to stop this
right now.
442
00:19:15,069 --> 00:19:16,470
When I close this deal, mom,
443
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,439
I'm gonna be the richest kid
in town!
444
00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:21,041
It's doesn't work that way,
Eric!
445
00:19:21,075 --> 00:19:23,177
You aren't going to make
any money --
446
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,112
you're just driving up
the market
447
00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:27,915
and none of your deals
will make it through escrow!
448
00:19:27,948 --> 00:19:29,950
Well, we'll just see in 30 days,
won't we?!
449
00:19:29,984 --> 00:19:31,218
Except for some of my deals,
450
00:19:31,252 --> 00:19:33,087
which have a 45 day
contingency period!
451
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,655
Fine, Eric.
452
00:19:34,688 --> 00:19:38,025
Will you stop all this
if I quit my job?!
453
00:19:41,462 --> 00:19:43,731
And you won't get
any other job?
454
00:19:43,764 --> 00:19:44,832
No.
455
00:19:44,865 --> 00:19:46,901
And your only job will be me?
[ Gunshot ]
456
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,802
And you'll be home
when I get back from school
457
00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:50,971
and have my mid afternoon meal
all ready on the table?
458
00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,940
Yes, Eric...
459
00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:54,808
Yes..
460
00:19:57,478 --> 00:20:01,248
[ Gunfire,
indistinct city people speak ]
461
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,458
Hold yer fire!
462
00:20:11,492 --> 00:20:14,528
Come on out,
ya damn real estate agents!
463
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:20,634
Don't shoot!
I am not a real estate agent!
464
00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:23,804
I am quitting as of right now.
465
00:20:23,837 --> 00:20:27,908
And South Park Realty Group
is no more.
466
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:32,580
We did it...
We [bleep] did it!
467
00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:39,320
♪♪
468
00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:43,123
[ Horns blaring,
indistinct city people speak ]
469
00:20:44,592 --> 00:20:48,195
Head Realtor: Real Estate
is a delicate balance.
470
00:20:48,229 --> 00:20:51,398
It has to be left
to the professionals.
471
00:20:51,398 --> 00:20:55,402
There's a great migration
happening all over America.
472
00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:57,905
And if we do it right...
473
00:20:57,938 --> 00:21:02,810
Everyone ends up in a home...
that they can afford.
474
00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:08,582
[ Engine starts ]
475
00:21:14,521 --> 00:21:16,490
I think it's cool
we live in a hot dog.
476
00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:21,896
We have everything
we need here.
477
00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:24,064
We've got running water,
a couch to sleep on.
478
00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:26,267
And most important,
we have each other.
479
00:21:37,778 --> 00:21:40,881
Weak...
I live in a hot dog.
480
00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:44,585
♪♪
481
00:21:54,511 --> 00:22:03,119
♪♪
482
00:22:03,153 --> 00:22:11,828
♪♪