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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Spokesperson: As farmers
and cultivators of marijuana,
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we have a responsibility
to society...
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I know we all respect
the crop here,
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and we seek each day
to better understand
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the nuances and legitimacy
of its uses.
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Let's go weed! Wew!
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But we growers must face
a harsh reality --
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Since the legalization of
marijuana, communities of color,
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black and brown Coloradans,
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those most affected
by the racist war on drugs,
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have now been locked out of the
wealth creation of the industry.
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[ Yawns loudly ]
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Luckily, the public is starting
to understand this unfairness --
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and many people are now talking
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of boycotting cannabis growers
who are only white owned.
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Boycotting what?
Wait...What?
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We are seeing a healthy
and dramatic spike in consumers
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who demand that their marijuana
be grown
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by those who understand
the fight for social equity.
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Ugh ahhug--
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The bottom line is this --
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a completely white owned
weed business these days...
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just isn't going to survive.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Insects chirping ]
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Guys...I wanna have kind of
a tough talk with you.
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We don't really have
any black friends,
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we don't reach out
to the black community.
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Shelley you never bring
any black dudes over.
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I mean, Stan, your three
best friends are all white.
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There's only one black kid
in my whole class.
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Yes, that kid Token.
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How come you never hang out
with him?
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I do hang out with him.
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In a group maybe
but I don't recall
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just you and Token
ever doing anything.
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I've never seen Token
here at the farm
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just like the two of you guys.
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Why not?
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I...I don't know.
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Randy, stop,
we're not racists.
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We'd like to think that
wouldn't we?
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But...actions speak louder
than words, gang.
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I guess...
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I guess I just want you
to think about it.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Uh hey Token.
Oh hey Stan.
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Uh listen, I uh...
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How're ya doin?
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Fine.
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Um...You think your family would
wanna come over for dinner?
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Out at our farm?
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It's kind of far isn't it?
Yeah but...
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Look, Token, I think maybe you
and I should hang out more.
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What are you talking about?
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I mean we never just hang out,
you and me.
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Hey we never hang out
just you and me either, Stan!
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Shut up, Butters.
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Look, just will you please
just see
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if your family
will come over for dinner?
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It would mean a lot.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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Okay, there we go.
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That is a farm fresh hemp salad
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sourced locally here
at Tegridy!
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Alright, come on, everybody,
dig in.
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Thank you so much
for having us over.
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This is really nice.
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We've never been
to a marijuana farm before.
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Well, you know, with our boys
starting to become so close --
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We thought we better get
the families together!
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If they're friends
then we need to be friends! Huh?
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Do you mind if I post this?
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Check out our friends!
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Randy...I hope you didn't invite
us here because we're black.
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W-What are you talking about?
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It's just that
the past year or so
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a lot of people have been
inviting us over to dinner
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and then taking pictures of us
to show everyone on Instagram.
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Oh, that's so lame.
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No, we really just wanted
to get to know you guys better
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since Stan is friends
with Token.
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You know...
Just out of curiosity --
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why did you guys name him that?
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What do you mean?
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Well -- I mean, it's just
kind of an odd name, isn't it?
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Like, some people might think
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you guys naming your son that
isn't very cool.
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People have a problem
with Token's name?
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Well, I mean other people
just think it's a little...
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I mean, come on, I mean, I'm --
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I'm not calling you guys racist,
but --
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why did you name your son that?
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My husband has always been
a huge fan
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of "Lord of The Rings"
and "The Hobbit."
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I wanted to name my son
after my favorite author.
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But she didn't want
to name our son J.R.R.,
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so we just named him Tolkien.
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His name is Tolkien?
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Yes, you know
his name is Tolkien.
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I thought your name was Token.
My name is Tolkien.
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Sorry, I don't think
it's that weird.
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J.R.R. Tolkien is one of
the most prolific,
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influential writers of our time.
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Holy shit,
that's what his name means?
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What did you think
his name meant?
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Would you like to see how we
grow and process our weed?
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You see,
it's all about refinement.
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Here at Tegridy,
we believe the best weed
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is untouched from the earth --
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So we distill it down
to its basic essence.
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Over there
are our clean out vats
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and up here we have
our first stage drying racks.
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Oh, real quick!
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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It all takes about six days
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from the field to a jar
that we can sell.
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So...What do you think?
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It's...uh, very involved.
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Yeah. It takes a lot.
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You know --
I just had a crazy idea...
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Our boys are best friends now...
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Why don't you come work
for Tegridy?
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Randy, I have a job.
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I'm a very successful
co-executive
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of a financial consulting firm.
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Oh my gosh -- I was just saying
we could really use
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a co-executive
of financial consulting!
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Look, I...
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Would it be okay if...
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If I sent you
some of our receipts
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and you could help us
financial consult?
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That's what we do...
Sure.
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Oh, my God, this is amazing.
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Here's to the start
of something wonderful.
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Would you like some free weed?
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No.
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[ Keys clacking,
video game sounds ]
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Hey, Stan.
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Dude...My head is reeling,
you're not gonna believe this.
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Not gonna believe what?
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Token's name isn't Token.
It's Tolkien.
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Yeah, I know it's Token.
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No, no, no, no.
He's named after the guy
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who wrote "The Hobbit"
and stuff!
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Yeah, I know.
J.R.R. Tolkien.
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What did you think it was?
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You knew it was Tolkien
like the writer.
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Everyone knew it was Tolkien.
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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
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I distinctly remember Cartman
wearing a shirt
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where he spelled it T-o-k-e-n.
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Yeah, dude,
cuz Cartman's a [bleep] moron.
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Wha-- Hold on a second!
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[ Dialing ]
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[ TV plays indistinctly ]
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Whatsup, dog.
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Dude, Cartman, did you know
that Tolkien is named
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after J.R.R. Tolkien?
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Well, yeah, I just figured.
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Then why did you spell it Token
without the "L" or the "I"?!
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J.R.R. Tolkien has an "L" in it?
That's gay.
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Who did you think Tolkien
was named after?
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Tolkien:
Stan? You out here?
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Uh, yeah,
hang on a second Tol-kien,
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just taking a shit.
Oh, okay, sorry.
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Oh, my God...
I suck...
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Engine starts ]
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This is your mornin' commute,
South Park.
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Looks like we have a bit
of slowing heading into town.
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There's like a truck
and a couple cars...
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maybe take ya
a couple minutes there.
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Also, if you're heading
out of town on the main road
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there's a -- there's, like,
a car there, too.
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What the [bleep]?
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Now let's look at the weather.
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Weather's looking like
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we're gonna have a little bit
of snow.
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And the, uh -- the --
[ Tires screech ]
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[ Knocking at door ]
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Taking shit tons
of Tegridy orders.
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Sales are going nuts
right now.
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No -- why is my face
on a billboard?!
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Because we work together.
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You said you just needed someone
to help with accounting!
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Yes, but then --
you got promoted!
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I was gonna surprise you.
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Don't you see how lucrative
this can be?
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I mean, we make a pretty damn
good team in the weed business.
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I mean,
we are Ben and Jerry --
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We're Ben and Jerry.
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You're Jerry, and I'm Ben.
I thought I was Jerry.
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No, you're a towel.
Oh, that's even better.
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I told you before
that I'm not interested
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in the marijuana business.
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I don't believe in drinking
or doing drugs.
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Doing dru--
Do you remember
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when Bilbo first set out
with the dwarves to fight Smaug.
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What's the first thing
they all did?
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They partied their asses off.
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♪ Chip the glasses,
click the plates ♪
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♪ That's what Bilbo Baggins
hates ♪
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And then they certainly had an
adventure together, didn't they?
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Filled with...
lucrative treasure.
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You really think we could make
a lot of money together?
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Ben and Jerry, my man.
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Ben and [bleep] Jerry.
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{\an7}♪
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{\an7}\h\hHey-hey!
Stan the man!
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{\an7}How ya doing, buddy?
Okay, I guess...
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{\an7}The nurse said you came here
by yourself. No parents?
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{\an7}I... kinda wanted to talk about
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsomething in private.
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{\an7}Oh, okay, pal...
\h\h\hWhat is it?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI think...
I might be horribly racist.
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{\an7}\h\h\hWell, kiddo...
You don’t normally go
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{\an7}to a doctor’s office
for feeling racist,
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{\an7}but tell me what happened.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSo...there’s this kid
at my school and...he’s black.
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{\an7}And his parents named him
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hafter the guy
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{\an7}that wrote "Lord of the Rings."
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{\an7}Uh-huh, Tolkien.
\h\h\hGreat name.
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{\an7}Yeah...well I-I thought
\h\h\h\hhis name was Token.
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{\an7}Like -- Like a black kid
\h\h\h\h\h\hthat’s just there
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{\an7}\h\hso that...like...
there’s a black kid.
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{\an7}Uh huh....and how long
have you thought that?
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{\an7}The whole time!
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{\an7}I’ve thought that
\hthe whole time.
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{\an7}Wow...
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{\an7}[bleep] you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHuh?
242
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{\an7}\hYou really thought
a couple of black people
243
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hhad a child
and named him Token?
244
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{\an7}\h\hWhy would anyone
name a black kid Token?
245
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{\an7}You’re a piece of shit.
No, I was just try--
246
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{\an7}You were just going along
247
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{\an7}with the dominant culture
of the white paradigm,
248
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{\an7}that’s what you were just --
249
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{\an7}Get out of my office,
you make me sick!
250
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{\an7}I’m sorry!
251
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{\an7}I don’t know what’s wrong
with some people.
252
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{\an7}I wonder if anyone else thought
that this kid’s name was Token?
253
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{\an7}Hmm? Anybody?
254
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{\an7}Anyone else just assume
his name was Token?
255
00:11:08,024 --> 00:11:12,529
{\an7}Because that’s disgusting,
and you are the problem.
256
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{\an7}Doctor?
257
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{\an7}I thought I told you
to get out of my office
258
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{\an7}because you seriously
make me sick --
259
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{\an7}I’m gonna shit my [bleep] pants
right now.
260
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDoctor, please,
I don’t want to be like this!
261
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI’ll do anything,
just tell me what to do.
262
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{\an7}Oh, you wanna change?
263
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{\an7}Then I suggest you start
doing a lot of reading.
264
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay.
What should I read?
265
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hAnd I suggest
that when you’re reading --
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{\an7}you do it from the perspective
of a black person!
267
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{\an7}\h\h\hStrong black voice:
The knight Pigwiggen rides
\h\h\hon a frisky earwig,
268
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{\an7}and sends his love, Queen Mab,
\ha bracelet of emmets’ eyes,
269
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{\an7}making an assignation...
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{\an7}\h\hOld Tom Bombadil
was a merry fellow.
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{\an7}Bright blue his jacket was,
and his boots was yellow...
272
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt is told
that in their beginning,
273
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{\an7}the dwarves was made by Aule
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{\an7}in the darkness
of Middle-Earth.
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{\an7}♪
276
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{\an7}♪ Black puppy and white puppy ♪
277
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{\an7}\h♪ Play together
in the backyard ♪
278
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{\an7}♪ Why can’t we? ♪
279
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ Getting rough
with a brand new chew toy ♪
280
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{\an7}♪ Oh, boy ♪
281
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{\an7}♪ Let’s all get along ♪
282
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{\an7}♪
283
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{\an7}\h\h♪ We all know that puppies
are the same wherever you go ♪
284
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{\an7}♪ There are good puppies... ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ Mm-hmm ♪
285
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{\an7}♪ ...and bad puppies ♪
286
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{\an7}♪ When one of them
\hchews a shoe... ♪
287
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{\an7}\h\hAs the owners
of Tegridy farms,
288
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{\an7}you are accused of plagiarizing
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha song
289
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{\an7}for your marijuana company.
290
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{\an7}How do you plead?
291
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{\an7}Not guilty, your honor.
292
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThe complaint says
that you asked for the rights
293
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{\an7}to the song "Ebony and Ivory,"
294
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{\an7}but when you were turned down
\h\h\h\h\hby Paul McCartney,
295
00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,727
{\an7}\h\hyou copied the song
into something similar.
296
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{\an7}Not true, your honor.
297
00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:13,298
{\an7}I’ve never even heard
Paul McCartney’s version.
298
00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:17,057
{\an7}"Black Puppy White Puppy"
is a song I wrote by myself
299
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{\an7}on my piano keyboard.
300
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{\an7}♪ Black puppy, white puppy ♪
301
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{\an7}♪ Playing in the back yard,
\h\h\h\h\h\hwhy can’t we? ♪
302
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:28,892
{\an7}♪ Black puppy, white puppy,
\hplaying in the back... ♪
303
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,859
{\an7}Guys...Lately I’ve been doing
\h\ha lot of soul searching.
304
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{\an7}I’ve had to ask myself
\h\h\h\hhard questions,
305
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{\an7}because for a long time now,
306
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{\an7}\hI’ve misinterpreted
some amazing writing.
307
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{\an7}I’ve done a lot of reading...
308
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{\an7}\h\hAnd I’ve learned why Sauron
built the black gate of Mordor
309
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{\an7}\hacross the pass
of Cirith Gorgor,
310
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hwhich led into
the enclosed plain of Udun.
311
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI’ve learned
that the Mouth of Sauron
312
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{\an7}was once a man,
313
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{\an7}who commanded the orc armies
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof Gorgoroth
314
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{\an7}and dismissed Aragorn’s claim
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\has King.
315
00:13:57,265 --> 00:13:59,364
{\an7}I think Stan’s lost
\h\h\hhis marbles.
316
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{\an7}I firmly believe that everyone
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwould benefit
317
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{\an7}from the school making required
\h\h\h\hreading of these books.
318
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:07,166
{\an7}Because if we don’t fully know
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout Tolkien,
319
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,991
{\an7}then we can make some terrible,
\h\h\h\h\h\hoffensive mistakes.
320
00:14:09,991 --> 00:14:12,595
{\an7}In fact...did you guys know
\hthat our friend Tolkien,
321
00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:17,265
{\an7}\h\h\hwho goes to school here,
is named after J.R.R. Tolkien?
322
00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,760
{\an7}Yup!
323
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,760
{\an7}Yeah, I knew that.
324
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,430
{\an7}Why else would his name
be Tolkien
325
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:24,826
{\an7}if it wasn’t for the guy
that wrote the books?
326
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,760
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMy point is,
we need to petition the school
327
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,529
{\an7}\hto make Tolkien
required reading.
328
00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:31,364
{\an7}To better understand
\h\h\hour classmate.
329
00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:33,958
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI think maybe
we all haven’t done enough
330
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:34,859
{\an7}to make sure that Tolkien
331
00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:37,826
{\an7}doesn’t feel isolated
\h\h\h\hand left out.
332
00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:39,727
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGuys?
Can I come in now?
333
00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:41,892
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNot yet, Token.
Just another couple minutes.
334
00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:45,595
{\an7}W-What are you guys
\h\htalking about?
335
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:48,232
{\an7}Just a couple minutes, bro.
336
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{\an7}[ Hip-hop music plays ]
337
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{\an7}♪
338
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{\an7}\h\h\h♪ Black puppy bitch,
black, black puppy bitch ♪
339
00:14:58,463 --> 00:15:01,024
{\an7}\h\h\h♪ White puppy bitch,
black, white puppy bitch ♪
340
00:15:01,024 --> 00:15:02,529
{\an7}\h\h\h♪ Black puppy bitch,
white, black puppy bitch ♪
341
00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:06,364
{\an7}Hey, guys, I’ve got something
really exciting to show you!
342
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,463
{\an7}Ohhhh buzzkill...
343
00:15:08,463 --> 00:15:10,826
{\an7}I had this awesome idea
last night...
344
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,694
{\an7}and I couldn’t even sleep
I thought it was so cool --
345
00:15:13,694 --> 00:15:14,958
{\an7}Oh, okay, what is it?
346
00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:18,397
{\an7}We do an entire line
of cannabis
347
00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:22,397
{\an7}based on all the different races
of Middle Earth!
348
00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:26,628
{\an7}We do seven different strains in
all, representing the dwarves,
349
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{\an7}the elves, even the uruk hai!
350
00:15:28,892 --> 00:15:31,628
{\an7}Uh, yeah...no.
351
00:15:31,628 --> 00:15:33,925
{\an7}Everyone will think
\h\h\hwe’re dorks!
352
00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:36,562
{\an7}[ Both snorting ]
353
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:41,024
{\an7}Randy, you seem not to care very
much about any of my ideas.
354
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,859
{\an7}Well, you’re just -- You know,
\hyou’re just not the idea guy.
355
00:15:44,859 --> 00:15:47,463
{\an7}I don’t seem to be
\hthe anything guy.
356
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,199
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI thought
we were Ben and Jerry.
357
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:53,760
{\an7}Alright, look, I’m gonna tell
you the truth about ice cream --
358
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,057
{\an7}\hJerry actually
doesn’t do shit.
359
00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:58,760
{\an7}\h\hBen does it all,
everyone knows that.
360
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,826
{\an7}Well, I don’t want
\h\hto just be here
361
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,463
{\an7}like some kind of token
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hblack person.
362
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,298
{\an7}Oh, come on, I’m sorry.
363
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,727
{\an7}\h\hNo, I totally get now
why you want me around,
364
00:16:08,727 --> 00:16:10,925
{\an7}and I’m not gonna do it.
365
00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:17,661
{\an7}He doesn’t even really sound
like a black guy, you know that?
366
00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:20,686
PC Principal:
Alright, everyone, listen up!
367
00:16:21,687 --> 00:16:23,489
We have a special announcement
today.
368
00:16:23,489 --> 00:16:25,824
One of our fourth grade students
says he's done a lot of work
369
00:16:25,824 --> 00:16:27,159
and has grown as a person.
370
00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:28,594
And he'd like to share
his journey with you.
371
00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:29,628
Please welcome Stan Marsh.
372
00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:31,197
[ Applause ]
373
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:33,866
Sup guys. You know, I've done
a lot of reading lately.
374
00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:36,602
And I'd like to announce
that the school has allowed me
375
00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:40,005
to declare today J.R.R. Tolkien
appreciation day.
376
00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:43,842
These books go so much deeper
than the Hollywood movies.
377
00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:45,778
And we see
its influences everywhere
378
00:16:45,778 --> 00:16:47,313
in our modern culture.
379
00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:49,715
In fact, how many of you knew
that our classmate Tolkien
380
00:16:49,715 --> 00:16:51,584
was named after J.R.R. Tolkien?
381
00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:58,123
But you don't know
that "Lord of the Rings"
382
00:16:58,123 --> 00:17:00,059
was an analogy for World War II,
did you?!
383
00:17:00,059 --> 00:17:01,360
And I'll bet you didn't know
384
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,362
that there was originally
19 Rings of Power
385
00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:04,797
that were forged by Celebrimbor!
386
00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,699
So there's much
we need to understand.
387
00:17:06,699 --> 00:17:09,001
And so I would like to bring up
the man himself.
388
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,769
Come on up here. Tolkien!
Come on!
389
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:24,550
I actually don't like
"Lord of the Rings"
390
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,151
and I don't like "The Hobbit."
391
00:17:26,151 --> 00:17:29,255
Just cause my dad's into that
stuff doesn't mean that I am.
392
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:32,324
I've always hated
that my name is Tolkien,
393
00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:35,361
but I didn't really have
a choice, did I?
394
00:17:35,361 --> 00:17:36,762
So please, whatever you do,
395
00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:38,898
just don't draw
any more attention to my name.
396
00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:40,232
I can't stand any of it.
397
00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:44,069
It's a bunch of nerdy,
jive-ass dragon shit.
398
00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:46,605
[ Audio feedback ]
399
00:17:55,381 --> 00:17:58,384
Stanley,
are you feeling any better?
400
00:17:58,384 --> 00:18:00,920
Nope.
Not any better, mom.
401
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,389
Well...Your friend Tolkien
came over to see you.
402
00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:06,592
He's downstairs.
403
00:18:06,592 --> 00:18:08,260
Tolkien is...here?
404
00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:13,799
Hey, Tol-kien.
405
00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:15,801
Oh, hey, Stan.
406
00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,603
What are you doing here?
407
00:18:17,603 --> 00:18:18,871
Stan...Are you ok?
408
00:18:18,871 --> 00:18:21,373
You've just been acting
kind of strange
409
00:18:21,373 --> 00:18:22,575
the last few days.
410
00:18:22,575 --> 00:18:26,078
Yeah, I'm good. I'm...
411
00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:27,813
No...I'm not...
412
00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:33,452
Tolkien...I have something
I have to tell you.
413
00:18:33,452 --> 00:18:35,221
Okay.
414
00:18:35,221 --> 00:18:40,426
This whole time.
I thought your name was Token.
415
00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:44,296
Like the token black person.
416
00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:46,599
Wow...
417
00:18:46,599 --> 00:18:48,934
Yeah.
418
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:52,771
Wow....
419
00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:54,306
Why would my parents
name me something
420
00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:56,909
that means
the only black person?
421
00:18:56,909 --> 00:18:58,410
I don't know.
422
00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:02,514
So I understand if you don't
wanna be around me anymore.
423
00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:05,017
Well, it's not like
I really have a choice.
424
00:19:05,017 --> 00:19:06,452
That's why I'm here.
425
00:19:06,452 --> 00:19:07,686
My parents just bought the farm
across the street.
426
00:19:07,686 --> 00:19:09,121
What?!
Yeah, out of the blue,
427
00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:10,523
my dad was just like,
428
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:12,124
"We're going into
the farming business!"
429
00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:13,592
And we all just picked up
and moved.
430
00:19:13,592 --> 00:19:16,061
Oh, my God,
this is great!
431
00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:18,731
Mom! Dad!
Guess what?!
432
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:20,733
Tolkien's Family bought the farm
across the street!
433
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:21,800
We're neighbors!
434
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,636
Oh, that's great!
435
00:19:23,636 --> 00:19:25,037
Yeah that's really cool, boys --
436
00:19:25,037 --> 00:19:26,472
Wait, wha-a-a-a-t?!
437
00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:37,883
What the hell's going on?
438
00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:40,319
Oh, hey, Randy.
What'dya think of the new place?
439
00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:43,455
Credigree Weed?!
How stupid is that?!
440
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:45,758
Credigree isn't even a word!
441
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:50,196
Oh, hello --
we'd like to buy a little weed.
442
00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:52,164
It's our anniversary!
[ Chuckles ]
443
00:19:52,164 --> 00:19:54,233
Well, there's really good weed
across the street!
444
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:55,834
Tegridy weed?
445
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,237
Yeah, we're just --
we're looking for something
446
00:19:58,237 --> 00:20:00,072
with a little more...
street cred.
447
00:20:00,072 --> 00:20:01,373
Yeah, a little more cred!
448
00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:03,976
Well, ya'll came
to the right business,
449
00:20:03,976 --> 00:20:05,411
cuz this shit is hard.
450
00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:08,347
Oh, oh! He didn't even talk
like that before!
451
00:20:08,347 --> 00:20:10,049
This guy is a total phony!
452
00:20:10,049 --> 00:20:12,051
Now just come across the street,
453
00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:15,554
and I'll show you some real nice
weed made with Tegridy.
454
00:20:15,554 --> 00:20:18,023
These people
don't even belong here.
455
00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:20,326
Wow, bro -- you're a racist
piece of shit.
456
00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:22,261
Can we see
what you've got, please?
457
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:25,231
Hell, yeah,
we got all kinds a shit --
458
00:20:25,231 --> 00:20:29,735
Lemme give you a sample
of my Rivendell Elvish Magic...
459
00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:37,176
They stole it!
They stole my idea!
460
00:20:37,176 --> 00:20:39,745
Who did?
Those dickheads
across the street!
461
00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:42,748
They took everything I learned
about using black culture
462
00:20:42,748 --> 00:20:45,618
to make a bigger profit
and they're doing it themselves!
463
00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:48,187
Get this little prick
outta my house!
464
00:20:48,187 --> 00:20:50,756
Dad!
Get him outta here, he's a spy!
465
00:20:50,756 --> 00:20:53,125
Hey [bleep] face!
466
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,928
I don't want your kid
over at my house, you got that?!
467
00:20:57,763 --> 00:20:59,365
Hey, man,
what's your problem?
468
00:20:59,365 --> 00:21:02,768
You want a war?
Well, you got one!
469
00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,403
Game on, asshole!
470
00:21:06,772 --> 00:21:08,974
Game on, mutha[bleep]
471
00:21:09,942 --> 00:21:12,044
Everyone back in the house.
Come on, let's go.
472
00:21:12,044 --> 00:21:13,479
But dad --
Shut up!
473
00:21:20,286 --> 00:21:23,155
Doctor:
The story of young Stan Marsh
might seem incredible,
474
00:21:23,155 --> 00:21:26,559
but the fact is many people
suffer from unconscious biases.
475
00:21:26,559 --> 00:21:28,093
If you or someone you know
476
00:21:28,093 --> 00:21:30,563
might have also thought
the name Tolkien
477
00:21:30,563 --> 00:21:32,998
didn't come from J.R.R. Tolkien,
478
00:21:32,998 --> 00:21:34,333
then please call...
479
00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:40,940
Because you
are the [bleep] problem.
480
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:44,610
♪♪
481
00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:54,232
{\an7}♪
482
00:21:54,232 --> 00:22:02,826
{\an7}♪
483
00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:11,793
{\an7}♪