1 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:13,847 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,616 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,484 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:20,454 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,122 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,057 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:27,127 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:30,531 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:34,535 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:40,007 [ Indistinct conversations ] 11 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:49,416 Spokesperson: As farmers and cultivators of marijuana, 12 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:52,019 we have a responsibility to society... 13 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:54,755 I know we all respect the crop here, 14 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,690 and we seek each day to better understand 15 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,259 the nuances and legitimacy of its uses. 16 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,828 Let's go weed! Wew! 17 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:04,998 But we growers must face a harsh reality -- 18 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:08,835 Since the legalization of marijuana, communities of color, 19 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,704 black and brown Coloradans, 20 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,507 those most affected by the racist war on drugs, 21 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:16,577 have now been locked out of the wealth creation of the industry. 22 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,580 [ Yawns loudly ] 23 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,250 Luckily, the public is starting to understand this unfairness -- 24 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,785 and many people are now talking 25 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:28,088 of boycotting cannabis growers who are only white owned. 26 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,290 Boycotting what? Wait...What? 27 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,727 We are seeing a healthy and dramatic spike in consumers 28 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,430 who demand that their marijuana be grown 29 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,899 by those who understand the fight for social equity. 30 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,101 Ugh ahhug-- 31 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,603 The bottom line is this -- 32 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,405 a completely white owned weed business these days... 33 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,307 just isn't going to survive. 34 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:51,712 [ Dramatic music plays ] 35 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,814 [ Insects chirping ] 36 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:59,319 Guys...I wanna have kind of a tough talk with you. 37 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:03,290 We don't really have any black friends, 38 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:06,159 we don't reach out to the black community. 39 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:10,163 Shelley you never bring any black dudes over. 40 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:13,834 I mean, Stan, your three best friends are all white. 41 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,303 There's only one black kid in my whole class. 42 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,538 Yes, that kid Token. 43 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,473 How come you never hang out with him? 44 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,741 I do hang out with him. 45 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,010 In a group maybe but I don't recall 46 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,579 just you and Token ever doing anything. 47 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,282 I've never seen Token here at the farm 48 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,284 just like the two of you guys. 49 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,285 Why not? 50 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:34,154 I...I don't know. 51 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,323 Randy, stop, we're not racists. 52 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,592 We'd like to think that wouldn't we? 53 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:41,862 But...actions speak louder than words, gang. 54 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,263 I guess... 55 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,866 I guess I just want you to think about it. 56 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,840 [ Indistinct shouting ] 57 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,817 Uh hey Token. Oh hey Stan. 58 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,953 Uh listen, I uh... 59 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,654 How're ya doin? 60 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,556 Fine. 61 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,292 Um...You think your family would wanna come over for dinner? 62 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,127 Out at our farm? 63 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,897 It's kind of far isn't it? Yeah but... 64 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:20,133 Look, Token, I think maybe you and I should hang out more. 65 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,568 What are you talking about? 66 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:24,204 I mean we never just hang out, you and me. 67 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,040 Hey we never hang out just you and me either, Stan! 68 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,208 Shut up, Butters. 69 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,476 Look, just will you please just see 70 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,311 if your family will come over for dinner? 71 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,647 It would mean a lot. 72 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,550 [ Insects chirping ] 73 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,186 Okay, there we go. 74 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,921 That is a farm fresh hemp salad 75 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,890 sourced locally here at Tegridy! 76 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,525 Alright, come on, everybody, dig in. 77 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,095 Thank you so much for having us over. 78 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,429 This is really nice. 79 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:52,366 We've never been to a marijuana farm before. 80 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:55,168 Well, you know, with our boys starting to become so close -- 81 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,404 We thought we better get the families together! 82 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,406 If they're friends then we need to be friends! Huh? 83 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,108 Do you mind if I post this? 84 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,110 Check out our friends! 85 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:10,717 Randy...I hope you didn't invite us here because we're black. 86 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,886 W-What are you talking about? 87 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,454 It's just that the past year or so 88 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,757 a lot of people have been inviting us over to dinner 89 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:20,727 and then taking pictures of us to show everyone on Instagram. 90 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,530 Oh, that's so lame. 91 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:26,366 No, we really just wanted to get to know you guys better 92 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,402 since Stan is friends with Token. 93 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,038 You know... Just out of curiosity -- 94 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,140 why did you guys name him that? 95 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,275 What do you mean? 96 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:39,546 Well -- I mean, it's just kind of an odd name, isn't it? 97 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,248 Like, some people might think 98 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,984 you guys naming your son that isn't very cool. 99 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,986 People have a problem with Token's name? 100 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:49,089 Well, I mean other people just think it's a little... 101 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,091 I mean, come on, I mean, I'm -- 102 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:54,127 I'm not calling you guys racist, but -- 103 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,829 why did you name your son that? 104 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,831 My husband has always been a huge fan 105 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,866 of "Lord of The Rings" and "The Hobbit." 106 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,238 I wanted to name my son after my favorite author. 107 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:06,273 But she didn't want to name our son J.R.R., 108 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,709 so we just named him Tolkien. 109 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,679 His name is Tolkien? 110 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,348 Yes, you know his name is Tolkien. 111 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:17,184 I thought your name was Token. My name is Tolkien. 112 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,685 Sorry, I don't think it's that weird. 113 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,487 J.R.R. Tolkien is one of the most prolific, 114 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,155 influential writers of our time. 115 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,524 Holy shit, that's what his name means? 116 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,293 What did you think his name meant? 117 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,131 Would you like to see how we grow and process our weed? 118 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,669 You see, it's all about refinement. 119 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,671 Here at Tegridy, we believe the best weed 120 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,439 is untouched from the earth -- 121 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,442 So we distill it down to its basic essence. 122 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,977 Over there are our clean out vats 123 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,446 and up here we have our first stage drying racks. 124 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,449 Oh, real quick! [ Camera shutter clicking ] 125 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,851 It all takes about six days 126 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,120 from the field to a jar that we can sell. 127 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,988 So...What do you think? 128 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:58,091 It's...uh, very involved. 129 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,327 Yeah. It takes a lot. 130 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,729 You know -- I just had a crazy idea... 131 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,631 Our boys are best friends now... 132 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,900 Why don't you come work for Tegridy? 133 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,201 Randy, I have a job. 134 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,404 I'm a very successful co-executive 135 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,239 of a financial consulting firm. 136 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:15,242 Oh my gosh -- I was just saying we could really use 137 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,678 a co-executive of financial consulting! 138 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,179 Look, I... 139 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,114 Would it be okay if... 140 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,116 If I sent you some of our receipts 141 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,385 and you could help us financial consult? 142 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,654 That's what we do... Sure. 143 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,323 Oh, my God, this is amazing. 144 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:31,992 Here's to the start of something wonderful. 145 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,894 Would you like some free weed? 146 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,429 No. 147 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,631 [ Keys clacking, video game sounds ] 148 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,069 [ Cellphone rings ] 149 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,570 Hey, Stan. 150 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,407 Dude...My head is reeling, you're not gonna believe this. 151 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,876 Not gonna believe what? 152 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:52,713 Token's name isn't Token. It's Tolkien. 153 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,681 Yeah, I know it's Token. 154 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,516 No, no, no, no. He's named after the guy 155 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,085 who wrote "The Hobbit" and stuff! 156 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,087 Yeah, I know. J.R.R. Tolkien. 157 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,788 What did you think it was? 158 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,092 You knew it was Tolkien like the writer. 159 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,526 Everyone knew it was Tolkien. 160 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,128 No, no, no! No, no, no, no! 161 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,631 I distinctly remember Cartman wearing a shirt 162 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,232 where he spelled it T-o-k-e-n. 163 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,368 Yeah, dude, cuz Cartman's a [bleep] moron. 164 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:16,637 Wha-- Hold on a second! 165 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:17,804 [ Dialing ] 166 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:23,310 [ TV plays indistinctly ] 167 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,745 Whatsup, dog. 168 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,880 Dude, Cartman, did you know that Tolkien is named 169 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,881 after J.R.R. Tolkien? 170 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,117 Well, yeah, I just figured. 171 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,120 Then why did you spell it Token without the "L" or the "I"?! 172 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,756 J.R.R. Tolkien has an "L" in it? That's gay. 173 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,858 Who did you think Tolkien was named after? 174 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,827 Tolkien: Stan? You out here? 175 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:44,298 Uh, yeah, hang on a second Tol-kien, 176 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,901 just taking a shit. Oh, okay, sorry. 177 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:51,171 Oh, my God... I suck... 178 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:58,078 [ Birds chirping ] 179 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,816 [ Engine starts ] 180 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,819 This is your mornin' commute, South Park. 181 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,622 Looks like we have a bit of slowing heading into town. 182 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:11,325 There's like a truck and a couple cars... 183 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,493 maybe take ya a couple minutes there. 184 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,662 Also, if you're heading out of town on the main road 185 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,632 there's a -- there's, like, a car there, too. 186 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,933 What the [bleep]? 187 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,635 Now let's look at the weather. 188 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:22,936 Weather's looking like 189 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,438 we're gonna have a little bit of snow. 190 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:27,774 And the, uh -- the -- [ Tires screech ] 191 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,376 [ Knocking at door ] 192 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,713 What the hell are you doing? 193 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,882 Taking shit tons of Tegridy orders. 194 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,850 Sales are going nuts right now. 195 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,653 No -- why is my face on a billboard?! 196 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,389 Because we work together. 197 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:45,192 You said you just needed someone to help with accounting! 198 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,161 Yes, but then -- you got promoted! 199 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,197 I was gonna surprise you. 200 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,299 Don't you see how lucrative this can be? 201 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:55,302 I mean, we make a pretty damn good team in the weed business. 202 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,138 I mean, we are Ben and Jerry -- 203 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,907 We're Ben and Jerry. 204 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:03,243 You're Jerry, and I'm Ben. I thought I was Jerry. 205 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:06,847 No, you're a towel. Oh, that's even better. 206 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,149 I told you before that I'm not interested 207 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,517 in the marijuana business. 208 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,886 I don't believe in drinking or doing drugs. 209 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,655 Doing dru-- Do you remember 210 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,824 when Bilbo first set out with the dwarves to fight Smaug. 211 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,993 What's the first thing they all did? 212 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,595 They partied their asses off. 213 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,397 ♪ Chip the glasses, click the plates ♪ 214 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,732 ♪ That's what Bilbo Baggins hates ♪ 215 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,938 And then they certainly had an adventure together, didn't they? 216 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:34,241 Filled with... lucrative treasure. 217 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,779 You really think we could make a lot of money together? 218 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,847 Ben and Jerry, my man. 219 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:43,684 Ben and [bleep] Jerry. 220 00:09:45,562 --> 00:09:48,057 {\an7}♪ 221 00:09:50,199 --> 00:09:51,958 {\an7}\h\hHey-hey! Stan the man! 222 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,562 {\an7}How ya doing, buddy? Okay, I guess... 223 00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:56,958 {\an7}The nurse said you came here by yourself. No parents? 224 00:09:56,958 --> 00:10:00,024 {\an7}I... kinda wanted to talk about \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsomething in private. 225 00:10:00,024 --> 00:10:01,661 {\an7}Oh, okay, pal... \h\h\hWhat is it? 226 00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:06,562 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI think... I might be horribly racist. 227 00:10:06,826 --> 00:10:08,727 {\an7}\h\h\hWell, kiddo... You don’t normally go 228 00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:11,232 {\an7}to a doctor’s office for feeling racist, 229 00:10:11,232 --> 00:10:12,057 {\an7}but tell me what happened. 230 00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:16,496 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSo...there’s this kid at my school and...he’s black. 231 00:10:16,496 --> 00:10:18,364 {\an7}And his parents named him \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hafter the guy 232 00:10:18,364 --> 00:10:19,529 {\an7}that wrote "Lord of the Rings." 233 00:10:19,529 --> 00:10:21,364 {\an7}Uh-huh, Tolkien. \h\h\hGreat name. 234 00:10:21,364 --> 00:10:24,057 {\an7}Yeah...well I-I thought \h\h\h\hhis name was Token. 235 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,694 {\an7}Like -- Like a black kid \h\h\h\h\h\hthat’s just there 236 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,199 {\an7}\h\hso that...like... there’s a black kid. 237 00:10:29,199 --> 00:10:32,826 {\an7}Uh huh....and how long have you thought that? 238 00:10:32,826 --> 00:10:33,694 {\an7}The whole time! 239 00:10:33,694 --> 00:10:35,859 {\an7}I’ve thought that \hthe whole time. 240 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:38,166 {\an7}Wow... 241 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,958 {\an7}[bleep] you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHuh? 242 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:42,562 {\an7}\hYou really thought a couple of black people 243 00:10:42,562 --> 00:10:44,364 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hhad a child and named him Token? 244 00:10:44,364 --> 00:10:46,694 {\an7}\h\hWhy would anyone name a black kid Token? 245 00:10:46,694 --> 00:10:49,628 {\an7}You’re a piece of shit. No, I was just try-- 246 00:10:49,628 --> 00:10:50,595 {\an7}You were just going along 247 00:10:50,595 --> 00:10:52,892 {\an7}with the dominant culture of the white paradigm, 248 00:10:52,892 --> 00:10:53,892 {\an7}that’s what you were just -- 249 00:10:53,892 --> 00:10:56,166 {\an7}Get out of my office, you make me sick! 250 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,166 {\an7}I’m sorry! 251 00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:59,265 {\an7}I don’t know what’s wrong with some people. 252 00:10:59,265 --> 00:11:03,397 {\an7}I wonder if anyone else thought that this kid’s name was Token? 253 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:04,694 {\an7}Hmm? Anybody? 254 00:11:04,694 --> 00:11:08,024 {\an7}Anyone else just assume his name was Token? 255 00:11:08,024 --> 00:11:12,529 {\an7}Because that’s disgusting, and you are the problem. 256 00:11:12,529 --> 00:11:13,123 {\an7}Doctor? 257 00:11:13,123 --> 00:11:14,958 {\an7}I thought I told you to get out of my office 258 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:16,628 {\an7}because you seriously make me sick -- 259 00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:18,463 {\an7}I’m gonna shit my [bleep] pants right now. 260 00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:20,562 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDoctor, please, I don’t want to be like this! 261 00:11:20,562 --> 00:11:22,859 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI’ll do anything, just tell me what to do. 262 00:11:22,859 --> 00:11:23,727 {\an7}Oh, you wanna change? 263 00:11:23,727 --> 00:11:26,991 {\an7}Then I suggest you start doing a lot of reading. 264 00:11:26,991 --> 00:11:28,826 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay. What should I read? 265 00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:31,090 {\an7}\h\h\h\hAnd I suggest that when you’re reading -- 266 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:35,529 {\an7}you do it from the perspective of a black person! 267 00:11:45,694 --> 00:11:49,199 {\an7}\h\h\hStrong black voice: The knight Pigwiggen rides \h\h\hon a frisky earwig, 268 00:11:49,199 --> 00:11:53,991 {\an7}and sends his love, Queen Mab, \ha bracelet of emmets’ eyes, 269 00:11:53,991 --> 00:11:54,859 {\an7}making an assignation... 270 00:11:54,859 --> 00:11:57,562 {\an7}\h\hOld Tom Bombadil was a merry fellow. 271 00:11:57,562 --> 00:12:01,958 {\an7}Bright blue his jacket was, and his boots was yellow... 272 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:04,562 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt is told that in their beginning, 273 00:12:04,562 --> 00:12:07,265 {\an7}the dwarves was made by Aule 274 00:12:07,265 --> 00:12:10,331 {\an7}in the darkness of Middle-Earth. 275 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,265 {\an7}♪ 276 00:12:18,265 --> 00:12:22,166 {\an7}♪ Black puppy and white puppy ♪ 277 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:26,397 {\an7}\h♪ Play together in the backyard ♪ 278 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,760 {\an7}♪ Why can’t we? ♪ 279 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:32,595 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ Getting rough with a brand new chew toy ♪ 280 00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:33,892 {\an7}♪ Oh, boy ♪ 281 00:12:33,892 --> 00:12:37,232 {\an7}♪ Let’s all get along ♪ 282 00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:39,166 {\an7}♪ 283 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:46,364 {\an7}\h\h♪ We all know that puppies are the same wherever you go ♪ 284 00:12:46,364 --> 00:12:49,892 {\an7}♪ There are good puppies... ♪ \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 285 00:12:49,892 --> 00:12:51,760 {\an7}♪ ...and bad puppies ♪ 286 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,090 {\an7}♪ When one of them \hchews a shoe... ♪ 287 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,661 {\an7}\h\hAs the owners of Tegridy farms, 288 00:12:56,661 --> 00:12:58,892 {\an7}you are accused of plagiarizing \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha song 289 00:12:58,892 --> 00:13:00,463 {\an7}for your marijuana company. 290 00:13:00,463 --> 00:13:01,331 {\an7}How do you plead? 291 00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,232 {\an7}Not guilty, your honor. 292 00:13:02,232 --> 00:13:04,628 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThe complaint says that you asked for the rights 293 00:13:04,628 --> 00:13:05,595 {\an7}to the song "Ebony and Ivory," 294 00:13:05,595 --> 00:13:07,397 {\an7}but when you were turned down \h\h\h\h\hby Paul McCartney, 295 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,727 {\an7}\h\hyou copied the song into something similar. 296 00:13:09,727 --> 00:13:10,562 {\an7}Not true, your honor. 297 00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:13,298 {\an7}I’ve never even heard Paul McCartney’s version. 298 00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:17,057 {\an7}"Black Puppy White Puppy" is a song I wrote by myself 299 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,892 {\an7}on my piano keyboard. 300 00:13:18,892 --> 00:13:21,166 {\an7}♪ Black puppy, white puppy ♪ 301 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,628 {\an7}♪ Playing in the back yard, \h\h\h\h\h\hwhy can’t we? ♪ 302 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:28,892 {\an7}♪ Black puppy, white puppy, \hplaying in the back... ♪ 303 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,859 {\an7}Guys...Lately I’ve been doing \h\ha lot of soul searching. 304 00:13:33,859 --> 00:13:36,628 {\an7}I’ve had to ask myself \h\h\h\hhard questions, 305 00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:37,991 {\an7}because for a long time now, 306 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,958 {\an7}\hI’ve misinterpreted some amazing writing. 307 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,090 {\an7}I’ve done a lot of reading... 308 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,562 {\an7}\h\hAnd I’ve learned why Sauron built the black gate of Mordor 309 00:13:46,562 --> 00:13:48,199 {\an7}\hacross the pass of Cirith Gorgor, 310 00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:50,496 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hwhich led into the enclosed plain of Udun. 311 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,496 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI’ve learned that the Mouth of Sauron 312 00:13:52,496 --> 00:13:53,397 {\an7}was once a man, 313 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,364 {\an7}who commanded the orc armies \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof Gorgoroth 314 00:13:55,364 --> 00:13:57,265 {\an7}and dismissed Aragorn’s claim \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\has King. 315 00:13:57,265 --> 00:13:59,364 {\an7}I think Stan’s lost \h\h\hhis marbles. 316 00:13:59,364 --> 00:14:01,628 {\an7}I firmly believe that everyone \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwould benefit 317 00:14:01,628 --> 00:14:04,793 {\an7}from the school making required \h\h\h\hreading of these books. 318 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:07,166 {\an7}Because if we don’t fully know \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout Tolkien, 319 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,991 {\an7}then we can make some terrible, \h\h\h\h\h\hoffensive mistakes. 320 00:14:09,991 --> 00:14:12,595 {\an7}In fact...did you guys know \hthat our friend Tolkien, 321 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:17,265 {\an7}\h\h\hwho goes to school here, is named after J.R.R. Tolkien? 322 00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,760 {\an7}Yup! 323 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,760 {\an7}Yeah, I knew that. 324 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,430 {\an7}Why else would his name be Tolkien 325 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:24,826 {\an7}if it wasn’t for the guy that wrote the books? 326 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,760 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMy point is, we need to petition the school 327 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,529 {\an7}\hto make Tolkien required reading. 328 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:31,364 {\an7}To better understand \h\h\hour classmate. 329 00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:33,958 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI think maybe we all haven’t done enough 330 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:34,859 {\an7}to make sure that Tolkien 331 00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:37,826 {\an7}doesn’t feel isolated \h\h\h\hand left out. 332 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:39,727 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGuys? Can I come in now? 333 00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:41,892 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNot yet, Token. Just another couple minutes. 334 00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:45,595 {\an7}W-What are you guys \h\htalking about? 335 00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:48,232 {\an7}Just a couple minutes, bro. 336 00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:54,090 {\an7}[ Hip-hop music plays ] 337 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:55,859 {\an7}♪ 338 00:14:55,859 --> 00:14:58,463 {\an7}\h\h\h♪ Black puppy bitch, black, black puppy bitch ♪ 339 00:14:58,463 --> 00:15:01,024 {\an7}\h\h\h♪ White puppy bitch, black, white puppy bitch ♪ 340 00:15:01,024 --> 00:15:02,529 {\an7}\h\h\h♪ Black puppy bitch, white, black puppy bitch ♪ 341 00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:06,364 {\an7}Hey, guys, I’ve got something really exciting to show you! 342 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,463 {\an7}Ohhhh buzzkill... 343 00:15:08,463 --> 00:15:10,826 {\an7}I had this awesome idea last night... 344 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,694 {\an7}and I couldn’t even sleep I thought it was so cool -- 345 00:15:13,694 --> 00:15:14,958 {\an7}Oh, okay, what is it? 346 00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:18,397 {\an7}We do an entire line of cannabis 347 00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:22,397 {\an7}based on all the different races of Middle Earth! 348 00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:26,628 {\an7}We do seven different strains in all, representing the dwarves, 349 00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:28,892 {\an7}the elves, even the uruk hai! 350 00:15:28,892 --> 00:15:31,628 {\an7}Uh, yeah...no. 351 00:15:31,628 --> 00:15:33,925 {\an7}Everyone will think \h\h\hwe’re dorks! 352 00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:36,562 {\an7}[ Both snorting ] 353 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:41,024 {\an7}Randy, you seem not to care very much about any of my ideas. 354 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,859 {\an7}Well, you’re just -- You know, \hyou’re just not the idea guy. 355 00:15:44,859 --> 00:15:47,463 {\an7}I don’t seem to be \hthe anything guy. 356 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,199 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI thought we were Ben and Jerry. 357 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:53,760 {\an7}Alright, look, I’m gonna tell you the truth about ice cream -- 358 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,057 {\an7}\hJerry actually doesn’t do shit. 359 00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:58,760 {\an7}\h\hBen does it all, everyone knows that. 360 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,826 {\an7}Well, I don’t want \h\hto just be here 361 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,463 {\an7}like some kind of token \h\h\h\h\h\h\hblack person. 362 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,298 {\an7}Oh, come on, I’m sorry. 363 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,727 {\an7}\h\hNo, I totally get now why you want me around, 364 00:16:08,727 --> 00:16:10,925 {\an7}and I’m not gonna do it. 365 00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:17,661 {\an7}He doesn’t even really sound like a black guy, you know that? 366 00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:20,686 PC Principal: Alright, everyone, listen up! 367 00:16:21,687 --> 00:16:23,489 We have a special announcement today. 368 00:16:23,489 --> 00:16:25,824 One of our fourth grade students says he's done a lot of work 369 00:16:25,824 --> 00:16:27,159 and has grown as a person. 370 00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:28,594 And he'd like to share his journey with you. 371 00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:29,628 Please welcome Stan Marsh. 372 00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:31,197 [ Applause ] 373 00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:33,866 Sup guys. You know, I've done a lot of reading lately. 374 00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:36,602 And I'd like to announce that the school has allowed me 375 00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:40,005 to declare today J.R.R. Tolkien appreciation day. 376 00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:43,842 These books go so much deeper than the Hollywood movies. 377 00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:45,778 And we see its influences everywhere 378 00:16:45,778 --> 00:16:47,313 in our modern culture. 379 00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:49,715 In fact, how many of you knew that our classmate Tolkien 380 00:16:49,715 --> 00:16:51,584 was named after J.R.R. Tolkien? 381 00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:58,123 But you don't know that "Lord of the Rings" 382 00:16:58,123 --> 00:17:00,059 was an analogy for World War II, did you?! 383 00:17:00,059 --> 00:17:01,360 And I'll bet you didn't know 384 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,362 that there was originally 19 Rings of Power 385 00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:04,797 that were forged by Celebrimbor! 386 00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,699 So there's much we need to understand. 387 00:17:06,699 --> 00:17:09,001 And so I would like to bring up the man himself. 388 00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,769 Come on up here. Tolkien! Come on! 389 00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:24,550 I actually don't like "Lord of the Rings" 390 00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,151 and I don't like "The Hobbit." 391 00:17:26,151 --> 00:17:29,255 Just cause my dad's into that stuff doesn't mean that I am. 392 00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:32,324 I've always hated that my name is Tolkien, 393 00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:35,361 but I didn't really have a choice, did I? 394 00:17:35,361 --> 00:17:36,762 So please, whatever you do, 395 00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:38,898 just don't draw any more attention to my name. 396 00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:40,232 I can't stand any of it. 397 00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:44,069 It's a bunch of nerdy, jive-ass dragon shit. 398 00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:46,605 [ Audio feedback ] 399 00:17:55,381 --> 00:17:58,384 Stanley, are you feeling any better? 400 00:17:58,384 --> 00:18:00,920 Nope. Not any better, mom. 401 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,389 Well...Your friend Tolkien came over to see you. 402 00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:06,592 He's downstairs. 403 00:18:06,592 --> 00:18:08,260 Tolkien is...here? 404 00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:13,799 Hey, Tol-kien. 405 00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:15,801 Oh, hey, Stan. 406 00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,603 What are you doing here? 407 00:18:17,603 --> 00:18:18,871 Stan...Are you ok? 408 00:18:18,871 --> 00:18:21,373 You've just been acting kind of strange 409 00:18:21,373 --> 00:18:22,575 the last few days. 410 00:18:22,575 --> 00:18:26,078 Yeah, I'm good. I'm... 411 00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:27,813 No...I'm not... 412 00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:33,452 Tolkien...I have something I have to tell you. 413 00:18:33,452 --> 00:18:35,221 Okay. 414 00:18:35,221 --> 00:18:40,426 This whole time. I thought your name was Token. 415 00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:44,296 Like the token black person. 416 00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:46,599 Wow... 417 00:18:46,599 --> 00:18:48,934 Yeah. 418 00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:52,771 Wow.... 419 00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:54,306 Why would my parents name me something 420 00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:56,909 that means the only black person? 421 00:18:56,909 --> 00:18:58,410 I don't know. 422 00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:02,514 So I understand if you don't wanna be around me anymore. 423 00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:05,017 Well, it's not like I really have a choice. 424 00:19:05,017 --> 00:19:06,452 That's why I'm here. 425 00:19:06,452 --> 00:19:07,686 My parents just bought the farm across the street. 426 00:19:07,686 --> 00:19:09,121 What?! Yeah, out of the blue, 427 00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:10,523 my dad was just like, 428 00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:12,124 "We're going into the farming business!" 429 00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:13,592 And we all just picked up and moved. 430 00:19:13,592 --> 00:19:16,061 Oh, my God, this is great! 431 00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:18,731 Mom! Dad! Guess what?! 432 00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:20,733 Tolkien's Family bought the farm across the street! 433 00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:21,800 We're neighbors! 434 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,636 Oh, that's great! 435 00:19:23,636 --> 00:19:25,037 Yeah that's really cool, boys -- 436 00:19:25,037 --> 00:19:26,472 Wait, wha-a-a-a-t?! 437 00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:37,883 What the hell's going on? 438 00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:40,319 Oh, hey, Randy. What'dya think of the new place? 439 00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:43,455 Credigree Weed?! How stupid is that?! 440 00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:45,758 Credigree isn't even a word! 441 00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:50,196 Oh, hello -- we'd like to buy a little weed. 442 00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:52,164 It's our anniversary! [ Chuckles ] 443 00:19:52,164 --> 00:19:54,233 Well, there's really good weed across the street! 444 00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:55,834 Tegridy weed? 445 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,237 Yeah, we're just -- we're looking for something 446 00:19:58,237 --> 00:20:00,072 with a little more... street cred. 447 00:20:00,072 --> 00:20:01,373 Yeah, a little more cred! 448 00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:03,976 Well, ya'll came to the right business, 449 00:20:03,976 --> 00:20:05,411 cuz this shit is hard. 450 00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:08,347 Oh, oh! He didn't even talk like that before! 451 00:20:08,347 --> 00:20:10,049 This guy is a total phony! 452 00:20:10,049 --> 00:20:12,051 Now just come across the street, 453 00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:15,554 and I'll show you some real nice weed made with Tegridy. 454 00:20:15,554 --> 00:20:18,023 These people don't even belong here. 455 00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:20,326 Wow, bro -- you're a racist piece of shit. 456 00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:22,261 Can we see what you've got, please? 457 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:25,231 Hell, yeah, we got all kinds a shit -- 458 00:20:25,231 --> 00:20:29,735 Lemme give you a sample of my Rivendell Elvish Magic... 459 00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:37,176 They stole it! They stole my idea! 460 00:20:37,176 --> 00:20:39,745 Who did? Those dickheads across the street! 461 00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:42,748 They took everything I learned about using black culture 462 00:20:42,748 --> 00:20:45,618 to make a bigger profit and they're doing it themselves! 463 00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:48,187 Get this little prick outta my house! 464 00:20:48,187 --> 00:20:50,756 Dad! Get him outta here, he's a spy! 465 00:20:50,756 --> 00:20:53,125 Hey [bleep] face! 466 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,928 I don't want your kid over at my house, you got that?! 467 00:20:57,763 --> 00:20:59,365 Hey, man, what's your problem? 468 00:20:59,365 --> 00:21:02,768 You want a war? Well, you got one! 469 00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,403 Game on, asshole! 470 00:21:06,772 --> 00:21:08,974 Game on, mutha[bleep] 471 00:21:09,942 --> 00:21:12,044 Everyone back in the house. Come on, let's go. 472 00:21:12,044 --> 00:21:13,479 But dad -- Shut up! 473 00:21:20,286 --> 00:21:23,155 Doctor: The story of young Stan Marsh might seem incredible, 474 00:21:23,155 --> 00:21:26,559 but the fact is many people suffer from unconscious biases. 475 00:21:26,559 --> 00:21:28,093 If you or someone you know 476 00:21:28,093 --> 00:21:30,563 might have also thought the name Tolkien 477 00:21:30,563 --> 00:21:32,998 didn't come from J.R.R. Tolkien, 478 00:21:32,998 --> 00:21:34,333 then please call... 479 00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:40,940 Because you are the [bleep] problem. 480 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:44,610 ♪♪ 481 00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:54,232 {\an7}♪ 482 00:21:54,232 --> 00:22:02,826 {\an7}♪ 483 00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:11,793 {\an7}♪