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<b>♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,</b>
<b>gonna have myself a time ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Humble folks</b>
<b>without temptation ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Goin' down to South Park,</b>
<b>gonna leave my woes behind ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Ample parking day or night ♪</b>

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<b>♪ People spouting,</b>
<b>"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Heading on up to South Park,</b>
<b>gonna see if I can't unwind ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!</b>
<b>Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Come on down to South Park</b>
<b>and meet some friends of mine ♪</b>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ School bell rings ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hOkay, children,
let’s take our seats!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hGood morning, kids.
So great to see you!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I know it’s always a little hard
coming back from a break.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYou know, you know,
we’ve had a few distractions</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but let’s just pick up
\h\hwhere we left off.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Kids, over this last break,
\h\h\h\h\h\hI met somebody.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And, uh, I’m pretty excited.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd, uh,
we’ve been really enjoying</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\heach other’s company, and,
you know, things got physical.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hHis name is Rick,
and, uh, well, anyway,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI really wanted you
to meet him, just --</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hyou know he’s a --
he’s a little nervous,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}so just be cool, okay?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on, Rick.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, come on, you big silly,
they’re not gonna bite you.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Class...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}this is Rick.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Now, look, we’re not gettin’
married tomorrow or anything.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hWe’re just enjoying
each other’s company</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hand seeing where
this whole thing takes us.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is really awkward.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI-I told you
I thought this was a bad idea.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He’s very shy,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but I wanted you kids to know
that he treats me really well.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Way better than that
narcissistic psychopath Marcus!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I-I should be going.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Okay, okay, well, you’re gonna
come pick me up after school?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYeah, yeah,
you’re done at 4:00?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ll be ready like 3:30.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}They like you.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey do!
No, that’s just them being them.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Okay, text me at lunch!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Bye Ri-i-i-i-ck!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Cellphone chiming ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, shit, it’s Marcus!
\hShould I answer it?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI have to answer it.
He’s gonna suspect something.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Just keep quiet about Rick!
\h\h\h\hDon’t say anything!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}H-Hey, Marcus.
\h\h\hWhats up?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Scoffs ] I’m in the classroom
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith the kids.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Aren’t -- Aren’t I, kids?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}O-Okay, you couldn’t really hear
them, but I’m with the kids.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Who’s Rick?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’ve never heard of Rick,
\h\h\h\h\h\hhave we, kids?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Will you [bleep]
\hsay something!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hMarcus, Marcus,
I really don’t -- why?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Fine! Go ahead!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}That’s fi-fine!
\h\hOkay, geez!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, nice going, kids.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What is wrong with you?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You don’t listen,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and you blatantly go against
my direction!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What’s going on here,
\h\h\h\h\h\hstudents?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I ask them for a response,
and nothing!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}First they just sit there
when I need their focus</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and their energy
and when I ask them for --
Hey!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hYou kids know
that these teachers</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}are doing their very best
\h\h\h\h\h\hfor your benefit?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I don’t know how much more
I can take of this.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI am sick and tired
of students thinking</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}they can walk all over
\h\h\h\h\htheir teachers</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwho gave you
everything they’ve got!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ve got enough problems
as it is.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I tell you what else.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThis Friday,
for pajama day at school,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}this class does not get to wear
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htheir pajamas.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h-What?!
-What’d he say?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou heard me.
No pajama day for this class.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Now maybe you’ll remember
\h\h\h\h\hto have some respect</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}for your teacher!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is bullshit!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}They can’t take our pajamas
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom us!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Who does the principal
\h\h\h\h\hthink he is?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hAfter everything we’ve been
through the past couple years,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}they’re gonna take pajama day
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom us, too.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We didn’t even do
\hanything wrong!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We didn’t do [bleep]
\h\h\hanything wrong!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We keep not doing
\hanything wrong,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and we keep getting [bleep]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Guess that’s just part
of being a kid these days.
Yup.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
We are not going to
just stand for this?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What else can we do,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbrah?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBrah, we can have
some Goddamn balls.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hWhat does Matt Damon say
on that Bitcoin commercial?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Fortune favors the brave.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMy dad said</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}he listened to Matt Damon
\h\hand lost all his money.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes, everyone did.
But they were brave in doing so.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWe have to stand up
for ourselves, you guys.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI say we go right
to the principal’s office</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and tell him what’s up,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbrah.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Phone beeps ]
\h\h\h\h\hYeah.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Woman:<i> Some kids want to speak
with you about pajama day.</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Alright, send ’em in.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Sobbing ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Mr. Principal, sir,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}can we please wear our pajamas
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon pajama day?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Sobbing continues ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m sorry, ladies.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I have made a decision,
and I’m sticking to it.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Mr. Principal, we really
didn’t do anything wrong.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI appreciate your sentiment,
but as principal of the school,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}it’s my job to make decisions</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hand stand by them
to maintain order.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Do you know how long
we’ve waited for pajama day?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hYou can’t force us
to wear normal clothes!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hWhat is this,
Nazi Germany?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hHey! How many times
have I told you kids</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}not to bring up
\hNazi Germany</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}when you don’t get something
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou want?!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}-You’re a fascist!
\h\h\h\h\h-Get out!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You’re a fascist, and this
whole school stinks of Nazis!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI can’t believe the things
these students say sometimes.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hYou better quit
while you’re ahead.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou don’t understand how
important pajama day is to kids.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s like the Met Gala
\h\h\h\h\h\hfor children.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}If I change my mind now,
\h\h\h\h\h\hI look weak.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hMkay...
But I don’t think</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hthis is gonna end up
the way you want it to.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Laughter,
indistinct conversations ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Camera shutters clicking ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hHey, look!
It’s Eric Cartman!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Screaming ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Eric! Eric!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hIt’s okay!
What’s wrong?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hOh, God!
[ Panting ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I-I was at the school
and it -- it was pajama day</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hand I --
and I didn’t have pajamas on</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and then I died!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And then I died!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShh! Eric!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Eric, it’s okay, sweetie.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShh.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hPC Principal:
Yes hello, Ms. Cartman.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is the school principal
returning your call.
What can I do for you?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hUh, yes, I understand
that you told my child</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthat he isn’t allowed
to wear pajamas this Friday?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What is this,
Nazi Germany?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Your son is part of a class</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthat lost their
pajama-day privilege, correct.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWell, I’m sorry,
but I don’t think it’s safe</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}for Eric to not wear his pajamas
on pajama day.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He could die.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWell, I’ve already made
my decision, and it’s final.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, I’m not really sure
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhere you get off</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}telling me what my son
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What do you think
\h\h\habout that?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah, get him, Mom!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Tell him to [bleep] off!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIn fact,
I think you can [bleep] off.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ms. Cartman if you are worried
\h\h\habout your son’s safety,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}then perhaps you should just
keep him home for pajama day.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Uh, I can just keep him home
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon pajama day?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No, I can’t stay home
because you have to go to work</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}because [bleep]
Matt Damon told you
fortune favors the brave</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hand now you lost
all your [bleep] money!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hMatt Damon told me
fortune favors the brave,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hand I lost
all my [bleep] money!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m sorry?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I am going rally
all the parents,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I am going
\hto the press!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hIf my son can’t wear
his pajamas to school,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}then no kids are going to wear
\h\h\h\h\h\htheir pajamas to school!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h[Bleep] yes, Mom,
that was [bleep] sweet!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Wait, no, I want to wear
my [bleep] pajamas to school!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You [bleep] it up, Mom!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hTom,<i> guten tag
</i>and<i> Heil</i> Hitler.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hApparently,
we are living in Nazi Germany.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The elementary school behind me
\h\h\his telling some students</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}they can’t wear their pajamas
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto pajama day.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The principal of the school
\h\h\h\h\hsays the students</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}are being reprimanded
\h\hfor bad behavior.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBut many parents
are left wondering...</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[ Speaks German ]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The school’s mandate
has caused a backlash</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}with members of the community</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hwho are now wearing their
pajamas to work in protest!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Woman: Pajama time!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Man: Whoo!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Pajama time!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWoman:
♪ Snuggle, snuggle, snuggle ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ When the sun goes down ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ At the end of the day ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

197
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ When I’ve played my game ♪</font>

198
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ And I’ve put them away ♪</font>

200
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ There’s one thing
I need to ask you ♪</font>

202
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What, what, what,
what time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Pajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ When my dinner’s done ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Gun cocks ]
♪ And I’m in for the night ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ When I’ve had my fun ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Before you turn out
\h\h\h\h\hthe light ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ There’s one thing
I need to ask you ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ What, what, what,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhat time is it? ♪
I’ve got my jammies on!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
We’ve got our jammies on!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it?
\h\h\hPajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ When I start to yawn ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

221
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ And you get that look,
\hand you get that look ♪</font>

222
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

223
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Making a difference
\h\h\h\hcan be fun!</font>

224
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Well, there’s one thing
\h\h\hI need to ask you ♪</font>

225
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What, what, what,
what time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it?
\h\h\hPajama time ♪</font>

228
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it?
\h\h\hPajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Pajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Pajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Pajama time ♪</font>

236
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ What time is it? ♪</font>

237
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪ Pajama time ♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Testaburger!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh! [Bleep]</font>

239
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI need to
talk to you now!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes?
Miss Testaburger...</font>

241
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI need you
to get me out of this.</font>

242
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Sir?</font>

243
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I made a tactical decision.</font>

244
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hNow if I go back and say
maybe I was wrong, I look weak.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hWell, Mr. Principal,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hif you just --
Zip it!</font>

246
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hI need you
to get everyone in your class</font>

247
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}to work together and have
Mr. Garrison come to me</font>

248
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}saying your pajama day
should be reinstated.</font>

249
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You get the girls and the boys
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto work together.</font>

250
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is your problem now,
\h\h\h\h\h\hTestaburger.</font>

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<b>Hey, guys --</b>
<b>I just wanna say</b>

252
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<b>I'm really proud</b>
<b>to be a part of this office.</b>

253
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<b>Wearing our pajamas shows</b>

254
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<b>that we care</b>
<b>about those school kids --</b>

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<b>that we care</b>
<b>about other people.</b>

256
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<b>South Park Realtors!</b>

257
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<b>All: South Park Realtors!</b>

258
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<b>Hey, guys --</b>
<b>sorry I'm a little late.</b>

259
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<b>Got a flat tire</b>
<b>on the interstate.</b>

260
00:10:48,521 --> 00:10:49,889
<b>What's the latest news?</b>

261
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<b>What's going on, Mike?</b>

262
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<b>Well, what do you mean?</b>

263
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<b>You're not wearing...</b>
<b>pajamas.</b>

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<b>Oh -- yeah -- I-I didn't really</b>
<b>wanna wear pajamas.</b>

265
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<b>We're all wearing pajamas.</b>

266
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<b>Yeah, I just didn't want to</b>
<b>with the rain and slush outside.</b>

267
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<b>It just...didn't make any sense</b>
<b>to wear pajamas.</b>

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<b>Uh, Mike, we're trying to do</b>
<b>the right thing,</b>

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<b>and it only works</b>
<b>if we all wear pajamas.</b>

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<b>Well, you can't force me</b>
<b>to wear pajamas.</b>

271
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<b>What is this,</b>
<b>Nazi Germany?</b>

272
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<b> </b><b><i>We</i></b><b> aren't telling you</b>
<b>to wear pajamas --</b>

273
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<b>But I'm pretty sure</b>
<b>the sign right here on the door</b>

274
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<b>says you have to wear pajamas!</b>

275
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<b>Hey, Mike,</b>
<b>just put on some pajamas.</b>

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<b>It's not a big deal.</b>

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<b>Good.</b>
<b>If it's not a big deal</b>

278
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<b>then I'll choose</b>
<b>not to wear pajamas.</b>

279
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<b>You redneck, gun toting</b>
<b>piece of shit.</b>

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<b>Ladies and gentlemen.</b>

281
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<b>We have been at war</b>
<b>for too long.</b>

282
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<b>Yesterday, Wendy Testaburger</b>
<b>came to me</b>

283
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<b>and said we need to get</b>
<b>the boys and girls together</b>

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<b>to find a solution</b>
<b>for pajama day.</b>

285
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<b>I was delighted.</b>

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<b>We must put</b>
<b>our differences aside,</b>

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<b>because we all want one thing.</b>

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<b>The right to be in our jam jams</b>
<b>this Friday all cozy wozy.</b>

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<b>It's comfy womfy.</b>

290
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<b>Comfy womfy, cozy wozy,</b>

291
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<b>the point is</b>
<b>we are getting [bleep]</b>

292
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<b>We all have to be</b>
<b>on the same page, here.</b>

293
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<b>That's right.</b>
<b>We need all of us.</b>

294
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<b>Boys and girls working together.</b>

295
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<b>And so together,</b>
<b>what are we going to do?</b>

296
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<b>We could shoot up</b>
<b>the school!</b>

297
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<b>Shoot up the school, nice.</b>

298
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<b>It's just done a lot.</b>

299
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<b>Anything a little more original?</b>

300
00:12:24,884 --> 00:12:26,853
<b>We burn down the cafeteria?</b>

301
00:12:26,853 --> 00:12:29,189
<b>We smear human shit</b>
<b>on all the windows?</b>

302
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<b>We apologize.</b>

303
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,727
<b>You guys want a chance</b>
<b>to save pajama day?</b>

304
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<b>Then join us in telling</b>
<b>Mr. Garrison we're all sorry.</b>

305
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<b>We didn't [bleep]</b>
<b>do anything.</b>

306
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<b>At school tomorrow we all tell</b>
<b>Mr. Garrison he was right</b>

307
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<b>and that we've been</b>
<b>terrible students.</b>

308
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<b>That we weren't listening</b>

309
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<b>and that he deserves</b>
<b>to be angry with us.</b>

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<b>We tell him how much we care</b>

311
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<b>and that we want to see him more</b>
<b>as a human being</b>

312
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<b>than just a teacher.</b>

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<b>That is just the kind</b>
<b>of manipulative,</b>

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<b>psychotic thinking</b>
<b>that we needed.</b>

315
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<b>We can do this!</b>
<b>We just have to be brave.</b>

316
00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,453
<b>But not too brave or else</b>
<b>Matt Damon will come</b>

317
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<b>and take all our money.</b>

318
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<b>Alright, dude, can we lay off</b>

319
00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:03,623
<b>the Matt Damon jokes, please?</b>

320
00:13:03,623 --> 00:13:05,258
<b>They're just getting old.</b>

321
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<b>Tom, warm up the wienerschnitzel</b>
<b>and put on your lederhosen</b>

322
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<b>because now people</b>
<b>are being told</b>

323
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<b>to stop making Matt Damon jokes.</b>

324
00:13:12,899 --> 00:13:15,835
<b>Opponents are claiming</b>
<b>that the jokes are already tired</b>

325
00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:19,172
<b>and Matt Damon had every right</b>
<b>to make a Bitcoin commercial,</b>

326
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<b>so the jokes need to stop.</b>

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<b>All we can say is --</b>
<b>[ Speaks German ]</b>

328
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<b>Cuz it's gettin' real</b>
<b>Nazi Germany up in here.</b>

329
00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:29,983
<b>Back to you, Tom.</b>

330
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,819
<b>This is totally ridiculous.</b>
<b>You know that, right?</b>

331
00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:34,854
<b>I'm sorry, sir,</b>
<b>but we aren't seating anyone</b>

332
00:13:34,854 --> 00:13:36,422
<b>who isn't wearing their pajamas.</b>

333
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:39,092
<b>Please, ma'am, I just want</b>
<b>to sit down and eat.</b>

334
00:13:39,092 --> 00:13:41,928
<b>I understand, but the management</b>
<b>prefers that everyone inside</b>

335
00:13:41,928 --> 00:13:43,363
<b>be nice and comfy womfy.</b>

336
00:13:43,363 --> 00:13:44,731
<b>So I have to be comfy wumfy</b>

337
00:13:44,731 --> 00:13:46,299
<b>to get a</b>
<b>Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?</b>

338
00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:48,601
<b>Sir, I'm just the hostess here.</b>

339
00:13:48,601 --> 00:13:51,004
<b>If you prefer, you only need</b>
<b>to wear your pajamas to get in.</b>

340
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,305
<b>You don't have to wear them</b>
<b>at your table</b>

341
00:13:52,305 --> 00:13:53,540
<b>while you're actively eating.</b>

342
00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:55,375
<b>So it's ok</b>
<b>if we put on our pajamas,</b>

343
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,544
<b>walk through the whole</b>
<b>restaurant to the table,</b>

344
00:13:57,544 --> 00:13:59,179
<b>and then take our pajamas off.</b>

345
00:13:59,179 --> 00:14:01,548
<b>What is the [bleep] point?!</b>
<b>[ Siren chirps ]</b>

346
00:14:04,984 --> 00:14:07,187
<b>What seems to be</b>
<b>the problem here?</b>

347
00:14:08,354 --> 00:14:09,389
<b>Oh, I see!</b>

348
00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:13,560
<b>[ Speaking German ]</b>

349
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,970
<b>Remember...no matter how angry</b>
<b>he is, tell him he's right.</b>

350
00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:26,206
<b>[ Bell ringing ]</b>

351
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,477
<b>Good morning, class!</b>

352
00:14:31,477 --> 00:14:33,746
<b>♪ Good mornin'!</b>
<b>Good mornin! ♪</b>

353
00:14:33,746 --> 00:14:35,715
<b>♪ Good mornin', good morning' ♪</b>

354
00:14:35,715 --> 00:14:39,185
<b>♪ To you and you</b>
<b>and you and you! ♪</b>

355
00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:42,222
<b>So...how are you guys?</b>

356
00:14:43,189 --> 00:14:46,860
<b>You're probably wondering</b>
<b>how things are with Rick.</b>

357
00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:49,929
<b>I just flat out told him</b>
<b>that Marcus was still calling me</b>

358
00:14:49,929 --> 00:14:51,731
<b>and you know what Rick said?</b>

359
00:14:51,731 --> 00:14:55,001
<b>He said, "If you're not over</b>
<b>Marcus, then take some time.</b>

360
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,569
<b>I'll be here."</b>

361
00:14:56,569 --> 00:14:59,205
<b>Is that not the sweetest thing</b>
<b>you've ever heard?</b>

362
00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:02,375
<b>I called him back</b>
<b>like three minutes later</b>

363
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:05,778
<b>and I said, "I don't need time.</b>
<b>I need you."</b>

364
00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:07,914
<b>I said, "Can I just come over?"</b>

365
00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:11,618
<b>And the way he held me</b>
<b>when I got to his house,</b>

366
00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:16,756
<b>it was like,</b>
<b>"Ohhh, this is security."</b>

367
00:15:16,756 --> 00:15:20,026
<b>And then later on</b>
<b>when we were in bed,</b>

368
00:15:20,026 --> 00:15:21,761
<b>I'd had my head on his chest,</b>

369
00:15:21,761 --> 00:15:24,564
<b>and I was just playing with his</b>
<b>chest hairs a little bit,</b>

370
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:26,065
<b>and I said --</b>

371
00:15:26,065 --> 00:15:28,067
<b>Excuse me, Butters,</b>
<b>are you paying attention?</b>

372
00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:30,937
<b>Could somebody wake Butters up,</b>
<b>please?</b>

373
00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:33,773
<b>Dude!</b>
<b>Wuh huh huh?! Yes?!</b>

374
00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:35,742
<b>I'm sorry, Butters,</b>
<b>am I boring you?</b>

375
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:37,410
<b>Uh, no, sir!</b>

376
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:39,445
<b>Okay, well, then maybe you can</b>
<b>tell me what Rick said</b>

377
00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:41,114
<b>when I told him about Marcus?!</b>

378
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,816
<b>Uh...huh...He...</b>

379
00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:47,787
<b>Anybody? Does anyone know what I</b>
<b>said when Rick held me tight?!</b>

380
00:15:48,788 --> 00:15:49,923
<b>"This is..."</b>

381
00:15:49,923 --> 00:15:51,925
<b>"This is really nice"?</b>

382
00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:53,960
<b>"This is security!"</b>

383
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,762
<b>None of you</b>
<b>are paying attention!</b>

384
00:15:55,762 --> 00:15:57,831
<b>None of you know the answers,</b>
<b>do you!</b>

385
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,132
<b>What's going on, students?!</b>

386
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,534
<b>Aw, God dammit!</b>

387
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:10,417
<b>Jesus, I've never seen</b>
<b>so many arrests in one day!</b>

388
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:13,854
<b>Sir, we got another one.</b>
<b>But she's wearing pajamas.</b>

389
00:16:13,854 --> 00:16:15,589
<b>Yeah but she was caught shitting</b>
<b>on the car</b>

390
00:16:15,589 --> 00:16:17,558
<b>of a guy who wasn't</b>
<b>wearing pajamas.</b>

391
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,593
<b>That's right,</b>
<b>and I'd do it again.</b>

392
00:16:19,593 --> 00:16:21,762
<b>Alright, put her in</b>
<b>with the others.</b>

393
00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:24,932
<b>Hey, don't put that pajama</b>
<b>wearing slut in here with us!</b>

394
00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,400
<b>Chief, they're asking</b>
<b>for your assistance</b>

395
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,435
<b>down on Brighton Street.</b>
<b>What now?</b>

396
00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:30,404
<b>Looks like we got</b>
<b>a domestic dispute.</b>

397
00:16:30,404 --> 00:16:32,673
<b>Oh, finally something normal!</b>

398
00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:34,007
<b>[ Police radio chatter ]</b>

399
00:16:34,007 --> 00:16:36,043
<b>I told her</b>
<b>I just wanna go to bed!</b>

400
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:37,444
<b>If you're not gonna let me</b>
<b>go to bed</b>

401
00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:38,879
<b>then I'm calling the police!</b>

402
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:40,113
<b>He's just gonna go to bed</b>

403
00:16:40,113 --> 00:16:41,448
<b>wearing the clothes he wore</b>
<b>all day!</b>

404
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:43,684
<b>I don't want to sleep</b>
<b>in that filth!</b>

405
00:16:43,684 --> 00:16:46,119
<b>Well, I don't have</b>
<b>to wear pajamas!</b>

406
00:16:46,119 --> 00:16:48,121
<b>Okay, Mr. Billings, but...</b>

407
00:16:48,121 --> 00:16:50,857
<b>you have to understand,</b>
<b>it is bedtime.</b>

408
00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:52,125
<b>So what?</b>

409
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:53,694
<b>Well,</b>
<b>you should just understand</b>

410
00:16:53,694 --> 00:16:55,262
<b>where your wife is coming from.</b>

411
00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:57,631
<b>if anytime makes sense</b>
<b>to wear pajamas,</b>

412
00:16:57,631 --> 00:17:00,300
<b>it would be as you're going</b>
<b>to sleep at night.</b>

413
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:04,238
<b>I don't care what time of day it</b>
<b>is, I don't ever wear pajamas!</b>

414
00:17:04,238 --> 00:17:05,606
<b>Alright, alright, listen.</b>

415
00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:07,608
<b>What if you were on</b>
<b>a ski vacation.</b>

416
00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:11,612
<b>Hmm? A nice, cozy condo after</b>
<b>a long day hitting the slopes.</b>

417
00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:14,314
<b>The fire is crackling.</b>
<b>You've got a cup of cocoa.</b>

418
00:17:14,314 --> 00:17:16,483
<b>You're telling me</b>
<b>you wouldn't wear pajamas then?</b>

419
00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,452
<b>No! I wouldn't wear pajamas!</b>

420
00:17:18,452 --> 00:17:21,655
<b>You would beg me for pajamas</b>
<b>if we had a condo and cocoa!</b>

421
00:17:21,655 --> 00:17:23,223
<b>No, I wouldn't!</b>
<b>No, I wouldn't!</b>

422
00:17:23,223 --> 00:17:26,293
<b>Alright, alright,</b>
<b>is there any way the two of you</b>

423
00:17:26,293 --> 00:17:28,662
<b>can go to sleep tonight</b>
<b>in this house together?</b>

424
00:17:28,662 --> 00:17:31,465
<b>He's not getting in bed</b>
<b>in his clothes.</b>

425
00:17:31,465 --> 00:17:34,234
<b>Okay, then you can just come</b>
<b>sleep downtown at the station.</b>

426
00:17:34,234 --> 00:17:35,269
<b>Take her in, boys.</b>

427
00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:37,271
<b>What?!</b>

428
00:17:37,271 --> 00:17:39,907
<b>Oh, my God!</b>
<b>Ha ha! Bye bye!</b>

429
00:17:39,907 --> 00:17:42,476
<b>They're arresting people</b>
<b>in pajamas!</b>
<b>[ Crowd booing ]</b>

430
00:17:42,476 --> 00:17:44,878
<b>What is this, Nazi Germany?!</b>

431
00:17:46,346 --> 00:17:47,848
<b>Take him in, too!</b>

432
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:50,150
<b>[ Crowd cheering and booing ]</b>

433
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,053
<b>Arrest those people</b>
<b>and all of those people!</b>

434
00:17:55,589 --> 00:17:59,293
<b>This whole town is a powder keg</b>
<b>about to go off.</b>

435
00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:03,096
<b>And tomorrow is pajama day.</b>

436
00:18:03,096 --> 00:18:05,532
<b>[ Polka music plays ]</b>

437
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:14,708
<b>♪♪</b>

438
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:18,512
<b>Tom...</b>
<b>[ Speaking German ]</b>

439
00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:41,001
<b>Back to you, Tom!</b>

440
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:47,207
<b>[ Speaking German ]</b>

441
00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:49,743
<b>[ Gunshots ]</b>

442
00:18:49,743 --> 00:18:52,246
<b>What the [bleep] bro?</b>

443
00:18:52,246 --> 00:18:54,214
<b>You wanted to see me, sir?</b>

444
00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:57,985
<b>Bro...</b>
<b>What am I supposed to do?</b>

445
00:18:57,985 --> 00:18:59,620
<b>[ Sobs ]</b>

446
00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:03,924
<b>[ Sniffles ]</b>

447
00:19:06,526 --> 00:19:08,528
<b>Do you know</b>
<b>what a principle is?</b>

448
00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:13,533
<b>A principle is something that</b>
<b>you see as a fundamental truth.</b>

449
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:18,338
<b>You do something that you think</b>
<b>is right out of principle!</b>

450
00:19:18,338 --> 00:19:22,276
<b>That's why</b>
<b>I wanted to be principal.</b>

451
00:19:26,113 --> 00:19:28,882
<b>Tell your class</b>
<b>they can run back home</b>

452
00:19:28,882 --> 00:19:30,417
<b>and put on their pajamas.</b>

453
00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:34,121
<b>I'll hand in my resignation</b>
<b>this afternoon.</b>

454
00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:37,190
<b>Sir, maybe people won't lose</b>
<b>respect for you</b>

455
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,191
<b>if you change your mind.</b>

456
00:19:38,191 --> 00:19:39,593
<b>Saying you were wrong</b>

457
00:19:39,593 --> 00:19:42,963
<b>is sometimes the strongest thing</b>
<b>you can do.</b>

458
00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:46,133
<b>You're totally wrong</b>
<b>about that.</b>

459
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,435
<b>When all these people see</b>
<b>I caved in to their insults</b>

460
00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:51,038
<b>and their offensive</b>
<b>World War II comparisons,</b>

461
00:19:51,038 --> 00:19:52,873
<b>I'll be done.</b>

462
00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:56,877
<b>Then we can't put on</b>
<b>our pajamas. Out of principle.</b>

463
00:19:56,877 --> 00:19:58,478
<b>The kids will be ok.</b>

464
00:19:58,478 --> 00:20:01,148
<b>At least we still have</b>
<b>opposite day to look forward to.</b>

465
00:20:01,148 --> 00:20:02,816
<b>No, you -- Wait.</b>

466
00:20:02,816 --> 00:20:04,084
<b>What did you say?</b>

467
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:05,385
<b>I said we'll be ok.</b>

468
00:20:05,385 --> 00:20:07,888
<b>No, what day is opposite day</b>
<b>at school?</b>

469
00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:09,756
<b>It's always the second Friday</b>
<b>in March.</b>

470
00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,959
<b>Testaburger! That's it!</b>

471
00:20:13,093 --> 00:20:16,897
<b> </b><b><i>Attention all students,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>this is your principal.</i></b>

472
00:20:16,897 --> 00:20:19,800
<b> </b><b><i>I need to inform you</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>that a mistake has been made.</i></b>

473
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,235
<b> </b><b><i>Mr. Mackey, your counselor,</i></b>

474
00:20:21,235 --> 00:20:22,970
<b> </b><b><i>totally screwed up</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>the calendar.</i></b>

475
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:26,406
<b> </b><b><i>Today is not pajama day.</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>It is in fact opposite day.</i></b>

476
00:20:26,406 --> 00:20:28,342
<b>[ Students stammering ]</b>

477
00:20:28,342 --> 00:20:31,678
<b> </b><b><i>So we will be having breakfast</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>for lunch in the cafeteria,</i></b>

478
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:33,647
<b> </b><b><i>and anything else</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>you've been told to do,</i></b>

479
00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:35,582
<b> </b><b><i>you can now do the opposite.</i></b>

480
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,784
<b>[bleep] yes,</b>
<b>it's opposite day!</b>

481
00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:39,419
<b>All: Yay!</b>

482
00:20:39,419 --> 00:20:41,755
<b>[ Students cheering ]</b>

483
00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:43,690
<b>♪ Pajama time ♪</b>

484
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:46,026
<b>♪ When the sun goes down... ♪</b>
<b>♪ What time is it? ♪</b>

485
00:20:46,026 --> 00:20:48,362
<b>♪ At the end of the day... ♪</b>
<b>♪ What time is it? ♪</b>

486
00:20:48,362 --> 00:20:50,864
<b>♪ When I play my games... ♪</b>
<b>♪ What time is it? ♪</b>

487
00:20:50,864 --> 00:20:53,667
<b>♪ And I put them away... ♪</b>
<b>♪ What time is it? ♪</b>

488
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,936
<b>♪ There's one thing</b>
<b>I need to ask you ♪</b>

489
00:20:55,936 --> 00:20:58,038
<b>♪ What, what, what,</b>
<b>what time is it? ♪</b>

490
00:20:58,038 --> 00:21:00,507
<b>♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪</b>

491
00:21:00,507 --> 00:21:03,343
<b>♪ What time is it? ♪</b>
<b>♪ Pajama time ♪</b>

492
00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:06,346
<b>Hey, Frank!</b>
<b>It looks like its over!</b>

493
00:21:06,346 --> 00:21:08,181
<b>The school said the kids</b>
<b>can wear what they want</b>

494
00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:10,083
<b>because it's opposite day.</b>

495
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,652
<b>It's opposite day?</b>

496
00:21:11,652 --> 00:21:13,954
<b>Well, shit, we gotta go put</b>
<b>some normal clothes on!</b>

497
00:21:13,954 --> 00:21:15,355
<b>Aw, how come?</b>

498
00:21:15,355 --> 00:21:17,691
<b>Because we are people</b>
<b>who believe very strongly</b>

499
00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:19,293
<b>in wearing pajamas</b>
<b>to the workplace.</b>

500
00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:21,461
<b>If we're wearing pajamas</b>
<b>on opposite day,</b>

501
00:21:21,461 --> 00:21:23,163
<b>that means we don't normally</b>
<b>wear pajamas</b>

502
00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:25,132
<b>and we're douchebags like Mike!</b>

503
00:21:25,132 --> 00:21:28,569
<b>Alright, you can all go home.</b>
<b>It's opposite day.</b>

504
00:21:28,569 --> 00:21:30,737
<b>Oh. Then should I be</b>
<b>wearing pajamas?</b>

505
00:21:30,737 --> 00:21:32,472
<b>I don't know what to wear now.</b>

506
00:21:32,472 --> 00:21:34,141
<b>You can't make me</b>
<b>wear pajamas!</b>

507
00:21:34,141 --> 00:21:35,242
<b>♪ Whoo! ♪</b>
<b>That's fine.</b>

508
00:21:35,242 --> 00:21:36,710
<b>You can all wear</b>
<b>whatever you want</b>

509
00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:39,146
<b>as long as it covers</b>
<b>your dick and tits.</b>

510
00:21:39,146 --> 00:21:41,348
<b>You can't make me cover</b>
<b>my dick and tits!</b>

511
00:21:41,348 --> 00:21:43,817
<b>♪ Whoo! ♪</b>

512
00:21:43,817 --> 00:21:44,952
<b>♪ Pajama time ♪</b>