1 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:09,270 - Did you like that episode? - You bet! 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,510 You'll love this next one, it's our favorite. 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,950 It's entitled "Mecha Streisand." 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:19,720 We follow Barbra Streisand as she tries to take over the world. 5 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:22,360 A lot of our fans ask us: 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:26,560 "Do you hate the celebrities you make fun of in South Park?" 7 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:29,260 Of course not. It's just in good fun. 8 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:33,240 Except when it comes to Barbra Streisand. We hate her. 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:37,070 In fact, we're pretending that Indian Companion is her. 10 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,540 - That's why we're kicking her. - Shut up, Barbra. 11 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,080 - Hooray! - Well, sit back, relax... 12 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,910 ...let's have a rootin'-tootin' grandma-humping time... 13 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:50,250 ...with "Mecha Streisand"! 14 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:53,520 Hooray! 15 00:01:24,490 --> 00:01:26,150 Mecha Streisand 16 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:32,160 So these ancient arrowheads are buried deep in the earth. 17 00:01:32,370 --> 00:01:36,460 We dig them up and find over 12 new arrowheads every month. 18 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:38,140 Boring! 19 00:01:39,210 --> 00:01:42,110 Eric, keep quiet! I'm trying to sleep. 20 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:45,800 Can anybody tell me who left these arrowheads here? 21 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,840 Isn't that your job? 22 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:51,420 Yes, but I want to see if you're learning anything. 23 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:55,880 Let's all grab our anthropology pickaxes that were handed out... 24 00:01:56,090 --> 00:02:00,030 ...and we'll dig for our very own Indian arrowheads. 25 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:10,260 Shut up, Cartman! 26 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:14,340 - I think I found one! - No, I found it! 27 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:16,130 I found it first. 28 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:18,330 - No, I did, Pip! - Oh, dear. 29 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:21,450 - We'll roshambo for it. - What do you mean? 30 00:02:21,820 --> 00:02:26,950 First, I kick you in the nuts. Then you kick me in the nuts. 31 00:02:27,150 --> 00:02:32,390 We keep going until somebody falls. Last one standing gets the arrowhead. 32 00:02:32,590 --> 00:02:35,720 - I suppose if I must. - Ready? I'll go first. 33 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,230 Well, I guess you win. 34 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,600 I don't care, you can have the stupid arrowhead. 35 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:55,270 Look, I found another one! 36 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,750 This is just a stupid triangle. 37 00:02:58,590 --> 00:03:02,210 Check it out, dude. It's got little drawings on it. 38 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:05,290 - What is it? - I don't know. 39 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:07,780 - That was cool! - Give it back! 40 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:10,050 You threw it away. It's mine. 41 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:12,730 - We'll roshambo for it. - No, it's mine. 42 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:15,330 - Anthropologist! - How's it going? 43 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:18,730 I found a magic triangle, and he took it from me! 44 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:21,410 - You threw it away, fatso! - Let me see. 45 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:25,740 This is Anasazi writing! This must be thousands of years old. 46 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:28,970 Come on, let me kick you in the nuts for it! 47 00:03:29,850 --> 00:03:32,820 Finally, a boy from South Park, Colorado... 48 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:35,890 ...found something during a field trip today. 49 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:39,680 Here with a special report, a quadriplegic on a pony. 50 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,090 The 8-year-old was very shocked... 51 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,130 ...when he came across an ancient object. 52 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:48,460 I was, like, "Dude, I found this triangle." 53 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:50,970 My friends were, like, "Dude." 54 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:53,660 I said, "I'll kick you in the nuts." 55 00:03:53,870 --> 00:03:56,640 But he didn't give it back. I kicked him... 56 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,470 ...and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan. - Liar! 57 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,150 Screw you, thief! 58 00:04:01,350 --> 00:04:06,620 The boy will take his discovery home and perhaps donate it to science later. 59 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:09,580 - Back to you. - Thanks. Those are cute kids. 60 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:12,380 Except for that last one, he's a bit tubby. 61 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:16,550 - What will you do with it? - Hide it from Cartman. 62 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,130 I'll find it, don't worry! 63 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:22,630 Goddamn it, give me my triangle! 64 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,960 - You did throw it away. - I was setting it aside. 65 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,400 Let it go. 66 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:30,970 I'll get that triangle if it's the last thing I do! 67 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:34,440 Give me a little pepper. Give me a little salt. 68 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,880 - Put it in the skillet... - Excuse me. 69 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:41,320 - You're that movie critic guy on TV. - Leonard Maltin, yes. 70 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:45,250 Well, I'll be a teenage girl at an Aerosmith concert. 71 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:49,260 Leonard Maltin in my cafeteria! I'm Chef. 72 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:51,050 I know. Listen to me. 73 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:54,860 We have little time. Have you seen Barbra Streisand? 74 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:58,090 You mean, like, "the" Barbra Streisand? 75 00:04:58,310 --> 00:05:00,740 - Have you seen her?! - Not since Yentl. 76 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:04,110 - Then I'm not too late. - Too late for what? 77 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:08,870 It's important you tell me where those boys from the news report are. 78 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,740 Why do you care? 79 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,720 I have a button we can use for his nose. 80 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:20,720 - What's a marble sack for? - Be careful, Kyle might steal it. 81 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:25,130 - I didn't steal anything. - Tell Kyle I'm not speaking with him. 82 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:26,860 Good! 83 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:29,040 What's that noise? 84 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,000 Aliens! 85 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:43,070 Who is the boy I saw on the news report tonight? 86 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,880 Hello, little boy. Do you know who I am? 87 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:48,890 - No. - I bet you do. 88 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,030 Stop that! 89 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,260 That sucks, dude! 90 00:05:57,460 --> 00:06:00,190 - I'm Barbra Streisand! - So? 91 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:05,630 So?! I'm a very famous and very important individual. 92 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,100 - Like John Elway important? - What?! 93 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:09,940 - You know John Elway? - No! 94 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:13,510 You're famous and important, but you don't know John Elway? 95 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:19,310 Little boy, I understand that you found a neat little triangle near here. 96 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,220 - Yeah. - No, I found it! He stole it! 97 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:25,910 - You threw it away! - He's a dirty thief. 98 00:06:26,130 --> 00:06:29,760 Does the triangle have two snakes joined at the middle? 99 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,920 - Yeah, how did you know? - Okay, now this is very important. 100 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:38,700 - Where is the Triangle of Zinthar now? - Triangle of Zinthar? 101 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:41,970 - Why do you wanna know? - I'm not talking to you! 102 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:45,340 - Whoa, dude! - Where is the triangle, damn it? 103 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:50,810 - What seems to be the problemo here? - There's no problemo, officer. 104 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:54,320 I was introducing myself to these charming boys. 105 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,390 She's being a total bitch! 106 00:06:56,590 --> 00:07:00,120 - Boys, shouldn't you be in school? - It's Saturday. 107 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:04,590 No excuses! Move along, you little troublemakers! 108 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:09,890 - Well? - Well, what? 109 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:14,470 - You know who I am, don't you? - Well, you ain't Fiona Apple. 110 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:18,670 And if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass! 111 00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:20,500 What a bitch! 112 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:25,040 I guess he's not home. 113 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:29,280 - Damn! Then we must look for them. - What is this all about? 114 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:33,620 If Barbra saw the same news report, those boys are in danger. 115 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:37,460 If you were Barbra Streisand, where would you be now? 116 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,160 No, where would she be staying? 117 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:48,600 I heard she had her own $4 million condo up near the ski slope. 118 00:07:48,810 --> 00:07:51,440 - Where? - I don't know, it was a rumor. 119 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,740 Damn it, where's your car?! 120 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,850 That little bastard has the triangle, Milo. 121 00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:04,990 - Are you sure? - He knew about the symbol of Krulak. 122 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:07,960 - Why don't we go get it? - A cop showed up. 123 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,760 I can't blow it now that I'm so close. It must be handled carefully. 124 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:19,730 How many years has it been? Thirty? Forty? 125 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:23,340 For so long I've waited to find the other triangle. 126 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:25,410 And now I am so close. 127 00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:29,780 The dawn of Zinthar is close at hand! 128 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:02,310 - Cartman? - You scared the crap out of me, Ike! 129 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,570 - What are you doing? - I'm trying... 130 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:06,410 I'm not talking to you. 131 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:10,560 Ike, tell Kyle that I was trying to get my triangle back. 132 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,420 Ike, tell Cartman that it's my triangle! 133 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:18,930 Tell Kyle he's a goddamn son of a bitch! 134 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,230 If it means that much to you, take the stupid triangle! 135 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,630 If it'll make you leave me alone, take it! Here! 136 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:32,940 Now get out of my house. I hope you feel really good about yourself. 137 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,340 Hell, yeah, I got the triangle. 138 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:39,810 I got the triangle, I got the triangle! You don't, you don't! 139 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:45,120 - You sure Barbra's condo is here? - It was a rumor. 140 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:49,790 - A lot of celebrities have condos. - Then we've got to keep looking. 141 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:55,490 This has gone far enough. I won't drive until you tell me what this is about. 142 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:59,430 Aren't you curious about the insanity Barbra exhibits? 143 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,540 - I always heard she was a bitch. - More than a bitch! 144 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:06,800 She's a calculating, egotistical bitch. 145 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:11,010 Her mother's a jackal. Her father's an insurance salesman. 146 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:13,210 Insurance salesman? 147 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:15,680 At 5, she wanted to be a singer. 148 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:18,820 But by 6, her goal was to rule the universe. 149 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:21,490 She learned of the Diamond of Pantheous... 150 00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:26,030 You know what? Never mind. I don't need to know all this. 151 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:29,260 The keepers of Pantheous learned of her wish. 152 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,960 The diamond was split up and buried. 153 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:36,010 While shooting My Fair Lady, Barbra found one triangle. 154 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:38,700 The other triangle is the one Kyle has? 155 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:43,140 If Babs gets that other triangle, she'll fulfill her prophecy... 156 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:46,680 ...and become the most threatening thing ever known: 157 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:49,910 - Mecha Streisand! - Mecha Streisand? 158 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,080 I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good. 159 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:56,130 The bus sure is late. 160 00:10:56,330 --> 00:11:00,730 I wonder what I should do with my triangle? Now that it is mine. 161 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:04,700 Damn it, I gave it to you so you would shut up! 162 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,470 Hello there, little boys. 163 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,040 - How are you today? - Fine. 164 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:16,810 That is great. My name is Mrs. Jones. I am a very friendly, nice person. 165 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:21,480 - I hear one of you found my triangle. - Your triangle? 166 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:26,990 Yes. You see, that triangle is part of my kidney dialysis machine. 167 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:31,860 I'm so glad you found it. Because without it, I would die within hours. 168 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:35,060 - Oh, no, finders keepers! - But I'll die. 169 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:40,600 We'll roshambo for it. I'll kick you in the nuts. Then you kick me. 170 00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:45,140 I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it. 171 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:49,080 - It's worth a lot of money to me. - It is? 172 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,650 No wonder that Barbra Streisand lady wanted it. 173 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,490 Who is that? 174 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:59,090 Just this really, really old lady who wishes she was still 45. 175 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:04,490 You should have seen her nose. It's big enough to land planes on. 176 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:10,300 - Talk about a bitch, I haven't seen... - Enough! 177 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:14,830 Anyway, if you'll come with me in my car... 178 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,640 ...I'll take you to my condo and kill you... 179 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:21,300 I mean, give you money for the triangle. 180 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:23,110 Sweet! I'll be rich! 181 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,950 Bet you wish you didn't give me that triangle. Dumb-ass! 182 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:30,120 Shouldn't we not get into cars with strangers? 183 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,310 Not when money's involved. 184 00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:36,760 And action! 185 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:41,400 Rebecca, I'm a man. A man like any other with dreams and emotions. 186 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,230 I won't put a foreign object up my ass. 187 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,740 Cut! Print that. Excellent, Sid. 188 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,140 Take five. Let's set up for the next shot. 189 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:55,740 Hello. You must hurry. 190 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:58,920 - A boy found the Triangle of Zinthar. - Where? 191 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:03,050 A small, white-bread, mountain town called South Park. 192 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,280 Excellent. 193 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:11,590 Soon the Triangle of Zinthar will be mine. 194 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,860 And I will be the biggest, most famous person ever! 195 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,340 - Let me go! Seriously. - Yeah, let us go. 196 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:23,370 You fools have no idea the powers you're meddling with. 197 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:26,880 I'll teach you to meddle with my triangle! 198 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:34,580 - It's not my triangle, it's Kyle's! - Don't pass it back on me, fat ass! 199 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:36,950 Screw you, hippie! 200 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:41,390 - Where is the Triangle of Zinthar? - I don't remember. 201 00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:47,500 - Goddamn it, tell her! I wanna go home. - Maybe this will help jar your memory. 202 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,730 No, don't! 203 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:54,060 Torture! 204 00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:56,800 Now do you remember? 205 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,340 Damn your black heart, Streisand! 206 00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:04,140 - I don't know how much more I can take. - All right, you asked for it! 207 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,310 No! 208 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:14,190 I don't know, maybe Barbra doesn't have a place up here after all. 209 00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:17,830 - We'll have to go to plan B. - There's a plan B? 210 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:22,190 Why have we been driving around all day when there's a plan B? 211 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,600 - Ever heard of the band, The Cure? - Come on... 212 00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:28,470 ...don't tell me The Cure is involved too. 213 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:31,470 No, just the lead singer. 214 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:35,350 What's the matter, Leonard Maltin? 215 00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:38,480 She's close. Very close. I can feel her! 216 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,310 - Where? - She has the boys. 217 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,920 - They're in trouble! - Oh, fudge! 218 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,060 Keep going this way. Hurry! 219 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:50,060 No! 220 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:54,860 Okay, I'll tell you where the triangle is! It's inside my shoe. 221 00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:57,970 When's the last time you changed your socks? 222 00:14:58,170 --> 00:15:00,570 And your socks smell like a garden? 223 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:04,070 Finally, the triangle is mine! 224 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:09,610 After centuries of waiting, I finally have the Triangle of Zinthar! 225 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:13,780 Now, the Diamond of Pantheous is complete! 226 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,930 Whoa, dude! 227 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:35,400 Mecha Barbra Streisand! 228 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,150 This is pretty f* * * * d up. 229 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:49,880 Holy crap, Ned! That's the biggest goddamn deer I've ever seen! 230 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:56,120 Weeks after the devastating attack of mutant beasts, zombies and turkeys... 231 00:15:56,330 --> 00:16:01,560 ...the town of South Park has managed to rebuild itself once again... 232 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,260 Goddamn it, not again. 233 00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:23,310 - Mayor, Barbra Streisand is... - I noticed. Call the National Guard! 234 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,210 We'll get you, you bitch. 235 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:30,520 And to think, I actually watched your HBO special. 236 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,630 - Children! - Chef! 237 00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:37,100 Oh, no! She has joined the two triangles? 238 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,030 - Yes, she stole my triangle! - Get us down. 239 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,940 - I can't break these locks. - Stand back, Chef. 240 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,450 - That was cool! - I'll go after Streisand. 241 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:55,310 Chef, call Robert Smith of The Cure. 242 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,080 Robert Smith? Sweet! 243 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,890 - Hello? - Is this Robert Smith of The Cure? 244 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:06,960 - Yes, it is. - Leonard Maltin asked me to call you. 245 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:11,000 So Barbra Streisand's found the other triangle, eh? 246 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,970 All right, men, give her everything you've got! 247 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:27,750 Get outside her, Ned! I can't get a shot in from here. 248 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,390 I'm scared. 249 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,530 It's no use. Our firepower has no effect! 250 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:50,000 Oh, my God, it is you! I am such a huge fan, Miss Streisand! 251 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:54,010 I never thought I'd live to see you in person! 252 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:59,150 I hate to ask this, but could I get an autograph? My sister would die! 253 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,810 Thank you, Miss Streisand! 254 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:14,060 We're doomed! Goodbye, Mr. Hat. 255 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,530 Barbra! 256 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,580 Look out, children! 257 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,050 No! 258 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,470 - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards! 259 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,140 - What's going on here? - Sidney Poitier? 260 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:04,870 - That's right, I'm Sidney Poitier. - Damn, it's nice to meet you. 261 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,780 The Sidney Poitier in my hometown. 262 00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:12,860 - Barbra has the Triangle of Zinthar? - She's made the Diamond of Pantheous. 263 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:26,600 Is that really necessary? 264 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:44,920 It's over. She's too strong for them. We'll have to leave town. 265 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,150 Make her go away. I hate Barbra Streisand! 266 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,590 My mom said there were no monsters, but there are. 267 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,060 We have to say goodbye to South Park. 268 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:57,600 Oh, my God, help me! 269 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,870 - Am I too late? - Who are you? 270 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,370 - Robert Smith of The Cure! - Sweet! 271 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,100 Hold this walkie. Help me fight her. 272 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,780 You can try. 273 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:13,080 But that thing just beat Leonard Maltin and Sidney Poitier. 274 00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:18,250 I have to try. I can't let Barbra Streisand do this to the entire world. 275 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,330 Her weak point is the nose. 276 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:39,600 Robert Smith, hit her nose! Use robot punch. 277 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:49,620 The diamond! She must be powerless. 278 00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:52,810 Quickly, Robert Smith, she's powerless! 279 00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:07,470 - He did it! - No more Barbra Streisand ever! 280 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:10,570 Robert Smith is the greatest person ever! 281 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:11,940 Our savior. 282 00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:16,280 Can I have my walkie-talkie back? 283 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,950 No way, you gave it to us. It's mine. 284 00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:23,450 All right, I'll roshambo you for it. Ready? 285 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,790 Where's he going? 286 00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:32,460 Goodbye! Thank you for your help. Visit us again. 287 00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:36,260 Disintegration is the best album ever! 288 00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:43,570 - What should we do with the triangles? - Get rid of them. 289 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,400 Nobody should have that kind of power. 290 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:49,210 At least I have the walkie-talkie Robert gave me. 291 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,940 No, that's mine! He gave it to me! 292 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,910 Don't you ever learn? 293 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:58,150 - Come on, I'll roshambo you for it. - Go to hell, Cartman. 294 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:03,630 - That whole experience sucked. - Yeah, I'm glad it's over. 295 00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,490 I've learned something: 296 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:09,400 People who want a lot of power always end up dead. 297 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,160 - Yeah. - And I've learned something too: 298 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:15,210 Robert Smith kicks ass! 299 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,780 - Oh, no, she's back! - Oh, my God, look! 300 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,770 Mecha Ike!