1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:05,510 That was a hoot and a holler! Did you like that, South Parketeers? 2 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:10,170 You'll love this next episode. It's our favorite. "Tom's Rhinoplasty." 3 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:12,250 Mr. Garrison gets a nose job... 4 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:15,220 ...a substitute teacher comes to South Park... 5 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,690 ...and our boys learn how to lick carpet. 6 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:22,260 It's our favorite episode because we got Natasha Henstridge... 7 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:27,530 ...to be the voice of the substitute teacher. She was in the movie Species. 8 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,140 We loved her acting. 9 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:33,330 We used to freeze-frame a lot of her acting on the VCR... 10 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:37,710 ...and play with ourselves. We'd play "I'm Natasha Henstridge." 11 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,440 I'd close my eyes and pretend Matt was Natasha... 12 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:44,850 ...then Matt would pretend I was Natasha. 13 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:49,890 But remember, if you play "I'm Natasha Henstridge" with your friends... 14 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:52,030 ...play it safe. 15 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:55,190 Look, it's our friend Indian Companion. 16 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,960 Say hi to Indian Companion, kids. 17 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:01,570 What's happening, Indian Companion? Someone coming? 18 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:04,930 - Someone coming. - Someone coming. Great. 19 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:06,330 Thanks. 20 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:10,710 - Go build a tepee. - You'll be Natasha Henstridge tonight. 21 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,870 So sit back, relax and have a rootin'-tootin' good time... 22 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:18,820 ...with "Tom's Rhinoplasty." Yee-haw! 23 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:20,780 Ready? 24 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:56,560 Tom's Rhinoplasty 25 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,830 - Stan, it's almost Valentine's Day. - I know. 26 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:06,560 - We should go on a cruise. - I can't afford a cruise. 27 00:02:06,770 --> 00:02:12,830 We can make a little boat out of cardboard and pretend it's a cruise. 28 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,680 Shut up, Cartman. 29 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:22,310 That is so lame! 30 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:32,420 Then we could dress up in costumes and pretend we're getting married. 31 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:38,890 Stop this. You're killing me! 32 00:02:39,070 --> 00:02:41,800 Children, I have some difficult news. 33 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:48,310 Mr. Garrison won't be teaching for a while. He has to have surgery. 34 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,410 So you're going to have a substitute teacher. 35 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:58,420 I want you to show the substitute the same respect you show Mr. Garrison. 36 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:02,610 - Yes, little boy? - We don't respect Mr. Garrison. 37 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:08,230 Anyhoo, I want you all to meet your new substitute, Miss Ellen. 38 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:11,060 Hello, children. 39 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,970 Wow, she's pretty. 40 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:17,540 You can say that again. 41 00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:22,410 Good luck. If they get out of control, just use this tear gas. 42 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:25,570 Thank you. I'm sure I'll be fine. 43 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:30,340 I know you must be very upset about your teacher having surgery. 44 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:34,610 But I'll try to make things as easy as possible for all of us. 45 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:37,160 Stan? Stan? 46 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,290 Now let me try and learn your names. 47 00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:43,620 - You are Eric Cartman? - Yes, ma'am! 48 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:47,200 Okay, and you must be Stan Marsh. 49 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,700 Do you need to go to the nurse? 50 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:54,670 - No, he pukes when he's in love. - I'll kick your ass! 51 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,640 So you're all right? 52 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,850 You had waffles for breakfast. 53 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:06,550 I'm embarrassed about getting a nose job, Tom. 54 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:09,550 I told the people at school I had herpes. 55 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:13,720 Mr. Garrison, people have cosmetic surgery all the time. 56 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:18,800 This computer can help you pick what kind of nose you want. 57 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,100 - Isn't that amazing, Mr. Hat? - It sure is, Mr. Garrison. 58 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:28,330 We could go with something smaller, which would make you look like this: 59 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:33,300 Or we could straighten out the bridge, like this: 60 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:36,640 - That's not bad. - We could narrow the bridge... 61 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:39,980 ...which would make you look more like this: 62 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:45,090 - That's it, that's the nose I want! - Alrighty then. 63 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:48,350 Now, I must warn you, there are risks. 64 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:53,660 You could wind up a hideous creature, forced to live in the sewers... 65 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:57,960 ...only emerging at night to hunt for scraps of food. 66 00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:01,400 - I can live with that. - Then let's get started. 67 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:08,680 - She was looking at me, not you. - How could she help it, fat-ass? 68 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,550 - She was checking me out. - Until you puked on her. 69 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:16,710 Hello, children. What's all this about a new teacher? 70 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:21,190 - Miss Ellen. She's beautiful. - Is she Vanessa Williams beautiful... 71 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:25,890 ...or Toni Braxton beautiful? Or Pamela Anderson beautiful? 72 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:29,760 Or is she Erin Gray of Buck Rogers beautiful? 73 00:05:29,970 --> 00:05:32,840 - Yeah, that one. - I gotta meet this woman. 74 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:37,740 Didn't you notice how her left arm is longer than the right one? 75 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:39,500 - No. - Well, it is! 76 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:44,710 You know what they say about women with one arm longer than the other. 77 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:46,450 Right. 78 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:50,350 Did you notice that mole on her neck with hair growing out of it? 79 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:56,120 That's okay. You know what they say about women with moles on their necks. 80 00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:02,530 - We're still valentines, right? - Sure, whatever. 81 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:06,570 - We should buy Miss Ellen presents. - We'll go to the mall tonight. 82 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:12,080 I'm gonna buy her a vacuum cleaner. Chicks love vacuum cleaners. 83 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:14,230 Goodness. Would anybody mind cleaning my erasers? 84 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,600 Me, me, me! 85 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:18,340 You're so immature! Act like 8-year-olds. 86 00:07:18,510 --> 00:07:22,070 - Stan, how about you? - I'd love to. 87 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:25,550 Now, let's review our multiplication tables. 88 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:29,020 - Cartman? - What's a multiplication table? 89 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:33,020 Didn't Mr. Garrison teach multiplication? 90 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:34,820 Where did he leave off? 91 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:40,230 We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth is dating Richard Grieco... 92 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:44,300 ...that guy who used to be on 21 Jump Street. 93 00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:46,530 - Hello. - Can I help you? 94 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:49,070 - I'm Chef. - And...? 95 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,480 I stopped by because Kyle forgot his detergent on the playground. 96 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:55,640 - My detergent? - That's not... 97 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,790 Crazy cracker's always leaving detergent. 98 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:02,390 - What was your name? - Chef's moving in on Miss Ellen. 99 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:06,750 - I'm the substitute. - Well, there's no substitute for you. 100 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,730 That's very nice, Mr. Chef. Now, if you're finished... 101 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:49,400 We've got to learn that. 102 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,100 That was enthralling. Could I get back to teaching? 103 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:57,800 - Lf we could have dinner tonight. - Fine, just let me do my job. 104 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:01,450 - Chef's gonna make love to Miss Ellen! - What? 105 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:07,990 - Mr. Garrison? Mr. Garrison? - Where am I? 106 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:13,180 - The operation is over, Mr. Garrison. - I feel weak. How do I look? 107 00:09:13,390 --> 00:09:17,300 - You look great. - I feel kind of nauseous. 108 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:21,160 That's to be expected. We did major reconstruction... 109 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:25,070 ...sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage. 110 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:30,970 All the blood and mucus, the sound of bone and sinew coming apart... 111 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:36,080 By the way, did you ever see that movie Contact? 112 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:44,650 - Stop! That movie was terrible! - I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison. 113 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:49,160 Why don't you get some rest? I'll check on you a little later. 114 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:54,760 I waited through that movie to see the alien, and it was her father! 115 00:09:57,370 --> 00:10:01,170 Remember your homework. We have a lot of catching up. 116 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:04,340 - Goodbye, Miss Ellen. - Stop kissing ass. 117 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:08,780 - I'm not kissing ass, you slut! - Miss Ellen, can I talk to you? 118 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,450 Of course, Wendy. 119 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:15,090 I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend, Stan. 120 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:20,280 I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so cute and full of life. 121 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:25,260 - Can I tell you something, Miss Ellen? - Of course, Wendy. 122 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:28,660 - Don't f* * * with me! - What? 123 00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:31,500 Stay away from my man, bitch... 124 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:35,540 ...or I'll whup your sorry ass back to last year! 125 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:38,370 Bye, Miss Ellen! 126 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:46,080 I want to thank all you children for the presents you bought me. 127 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:51,090 What a delightful scarf! Thank you, Kyle. 128 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:54,820 - Loser gift, loser gift. - And here's one from Kenny. 129 00:10:55,300 --> 00:11:01,230 Thank you very much, Kenny. This is a very scrumptious-Iooking sausage. 130 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:06,960 And what a nice alarm clock! Thank you, Stan. 131 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,810 And here's another present, from Wendy. 132 00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:14,540 Why, it's a dead animal. Thank you, Wendy. 133 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:18,920 - She liked mine the best. - Where's yours, Cartman? 134 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:23,320 I got Miss Ellen a chocolate pie, but I left it at home. 135 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,890 Okay, kids, we're gonna take a spelling test now. 136 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:29,060 But as an extra incentive... 137 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:33,260 ...I'm gonna take whoever gets the highest score to dinner. 138 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:37,100 - I wish I knew how to spell. - Are there any questions? 139 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,840 - Yes, Wendy? - When someone gets as old as you... 140 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:44,640 ...do they have to wear Depend undergarments? 141 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:51,880 I aced that test. I'm gonna win that dinner. 142 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,610 No, you're not. 143 00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:56,190 - Hi, Stan. - I bet I scored 100. 144 00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:58,690 - Hi, Stan! - Oh, hi, Wendy. 145 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:04,230 Miss Ellen was just in the bathroom taking the biggest dump I've ever seen. 146 00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,230 - No, she wasn't. - She was! 147 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:10,100 - That's impossible. - And she has horrible gas too. 148 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,860 She says she can't control it. 149 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:16,840 It smelled like a dead calf rotting in the hot sun. 150 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,410 Wendy, you need to stop with this jealousy thing. 151 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:26,020 - Yeah, you're acting like a freak. - No, I'm not acting like a freak! 152 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:34,060 Someone's gotta pull that monkey out of her ass. 153 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:35,960 - Hello there. - Hey, Chef. 154 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,690 - How did your date go? - Not too good. 155 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:43,360 - Didn't you make sweet love to her? - No, she's not like that. 156 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:45,970 How do I put this? 157 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:50,040 Miss Ellen doesn't exactly play for the right team. 158 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:52,610 In other words, children... 159 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:58,240 ...she's not a member of the heterosexual persuasion. 160 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:01,390 - Understand? She's a lesbian. - A what-bian? 161 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:05,150 - A plebeian? - You don't know what a lesbian is? 162 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,120 Kenny? 163 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,460 - No, explain it to us, Chef. - That's okay. 164 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:13,690 All you need to know is Miss Ellen's a lesbian... 165 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:16,700 ...and she only likes other lesbians. 166 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,870 Now move along, children. 167 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,400 Weak! She only likes lesbians? 168 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:26,140 If she only likes other lesbians, then we gotta become lesbians too. 169 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:29,770 My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was lesbian. 170 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:32,890 - I'm a quarter lesbian. - You're just saying that. 171 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,180 - You're not a lesbian. - I am too! 172 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:39,390 - Okay, only a few more bandages to go. - Well? 173 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,620 Take a look for yourself. 174 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:47,730 Wow, that's a pretty good nose job. What do you think, Mr. Hat? 175 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,530 I think it looks great. 176 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:52,860 And without the swelling, you'll really notice. 177 00:13:57,380 --> 00:14:02,110 - What the hell are you doing? - My mom said lesbians lick carpet. 178 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,650 - Really? - I got an Indiglo Girls CD. 179 00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:09,810 - The record store guy said to get it. - I got these killer Birkenstocks. 180 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:18,560 I've been licking carpet for 3 hours, and I don't feel like a lesbian! 181 00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:34,610 - Hi, Mrs. Kimball. - Howdy, Mr. Garrison. 182 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:37,580 Say, honey, you look kind of different. 183 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:40,750 - Really? - Did you get a haircut? 184 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:44,120 No, but thanks for asking. 185 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:47,190 Call me. I'm in the book. 186 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:50,420 Having a nose job is better than I thought. 187 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:53,530 A whole world of opportunity is opening up. 188 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,340 - Thanks for coming. - That's okay. 189 00:14:57,540 --> 00:15:00,670 I brought my makeup kit. What are we doing? 190 00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:05,000 That substitute won't stop until she takes everything from me. 191 00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:07,340 - Really? - What I'd like to do... 192 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:12,210 ...is load her into a rocket and have her shot into the sun. 193 00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,950 Instead, I'll just get Stan to notice me. 194 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,720 - Bebe, I need a makeover. - Cool. 195 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:22,690 Wait until she sees what a lesbian I am. 196 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,090 - I'm a bigger lesbian. - You're a fatter lesbian. 197 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:31,430 - Screw you guys, I'm king lesbian. - Is that Wendy Testaburger? 198 00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:37,970 Hi, what's up? 199 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:41,770 Wendy looks like that chick from Grease, Elton John. 200 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:45,040 - Wow. Hi, Wendy. - Hi, Stan. 201 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:47,850 - I think it worked, Bebe. - Yeah. 202 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:52,080 - Good morning, children. - Wow! 203 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:59,260 Wendy, you wore black leather too. 204 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:02,590 - We're like sisters. - Die! 205 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,700 I finished grading your papers. 206 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:09,210 - The person with the highest score is... - Hello there, children. 207 00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,840 - Oh, no, Mr. Garrison's back. - Weak! 208 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:22,820 Hooray! Hooray for Mr. Garrison! He's back. Mr. Garrison is back! 209 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:26,930 So long, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. 210 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:33,120 I have a very important announcement. I'm quitting my job as a teacher. 211 00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:37,360 - What? - Suddenly I feel really confident. 212 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:41,230 I've decided to quit and do what I've always dreamed of: 213 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:45,310 - Hang out and screw hot chicks. - You can't. 214 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:49,040 The good new is, I've talked to Principal Victoria... 215 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:53,480 ...and Miss Ellen can stay on as your permanent teacher. 216 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:57,750 - Really? - That's right. Will you stay? 217 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,020 - Well, sure. - No! No! 218 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,820 And the person who scored highest on the quiz... 219 00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:09,700 ...and gets to have dinner on me is Stan. 220 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,930 - Kick-ass. - No! No! 221 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:18,870 Wendy, we just got a call in the office. Your grandma just died. 222 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,710 My, what an exciting day. 223 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:31,350 - You're looking great. - I'm a lady-killer, Mr. Hat. 224 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:37,090 - You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. - Just a few hundred more shots. 225 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,600 - A few hundred? - That's the life of a model, baby. 226 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:45,240 - I'm gonna need some more smack. - You got it! 227 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:55,010 I'm very glad we could have dinner. I really care about your education. 228 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,580 - Are we making love now? - Excuse me? 229 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:01,350 There's no fireplace. We shouldn't be making love yet. 230 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,850 Chef says you have to make love by the fire. 231 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:07,550 I'm your teacher. We're only friends. 232 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,530 - But why? - First of all, you're 8. 233 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:13,600 - It's because I'm not a lesbian. - Oh, boy. 234 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:20,400 It's over. I give up. 235 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:30,550 Boy, Mr. Hat, being hot and sexy is fun for a while, but it does get boring. 236 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,810 You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. 237 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,960 What the...? 238 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,290 Whoa! Hey, wait, wait! 239 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,230 Mr. Hat, save yourself! 240 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,990 - How'd it go? - Did you make love? 241 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,190 - I think so. - No way! 242 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,770 Down by the fire? 243 00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:55,070 - Did I what? - Good morning, children. 244 00:18:55,280 --> 00:19:00,040 - Miss Ellen, can I talk to you? - Can it wait till after class? 245 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:03,910 No, I have to apologize for the way I've been acting. 246 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,810 - That's okay, Wendy. - No, it's not. 247 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,110 Since you're staying, I hope we can be friends. 248 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:16,460 - Well, I would love that, Wendy. - And I want to apologize to everybody. 249 00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:20,290 The way I acted was wrong, and I've learned from it. 250 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:25,630 I just wish Stan and Miss Ellen all the happiness in the world. 251 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:31,470 - There's nothing between me and Stan. - That's not what we just heard. 252 00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:38,710 Mr. Hat, I hate this. I wish I'd never had a nose job. 253 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:43,910 Damn this beautiful face of mine. Damn it to hell! 254 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:49,390 We have to get the surgery again, Mr. Hat. I wanna be the old me again. 255 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:56,630 Okay, let's catch up on our cursive handwriting. 256 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,430 - Down! Down! Everybody down! - What the hell? 257 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:05,570 - So we meet again, Miss Ellen. - Just what is going on here? 258 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,750 I am Hakeem Kurashki of the nation of Iraq. 259 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:11,180 - She is a traitor. - It's a lie! 260 00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:14,290 She has killed thousands and will kill again. 261 00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:17,150 - Miss Ellen, is this true? - No! 262 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,190 We must take her back to Iraq! 263 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,450 - Cool! - Principal Victoria, please. 264 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:27,620 Here is Miss Ellen and our leader. Her name is Makesh Alaq Makarakesh. 265 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,500 Well, you certainly tried to put one over on us, boy howdy. 266 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:37,610 - Take her away! - No, get away from me! 267 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:46,180 - Oh, my God, she killed Kenny! - You bastard! 268 00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:49,820 Wow, what incredible irony. 269 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,360 I can't believe she was a criminal Iraqi fugitive. 270 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:59,260 - Yeah, you just never know. - I guess I'm sorry I was ignoring you. 271 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:03,430 Happy Valentine's Day, Stan. 272 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,100 - Sorry. - No, it's okay, Stan. 273 00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:15,680 - Everything's okay. - Are you still trying to be a lesbian? 274 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,440 My mom says all I have to do is chow on this box. 275 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:29,730 For crimes against this country, you are to be shot into the sun. 276 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:34,530 This is all a mistake. This can't be happening. 277 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:40,870 - Please, for the love of God! - Shut up! 278 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,740 Great party, Wendy. 279 00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:52,210 Thanks, Mrs. Kimball. Thanks for getting Mr. Garrison back. 280 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:55,620 - Anything for you, sugar pie. - Hi, Kyle. 281 00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:59,780 - This whole outcome is pretty strange. - Excuse me. 282 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,340 How was Miss Ellen suddenly arrested for...? 283 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:16,170 It's time to whip out the eclipse shoeboxes! 284 00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:24,750 - Bye-bye, Miss Ellen. - Wendy, you didn't! 285 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:26,920 I told her... 286 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:32,750 ...don't f* * * with Wendy Testaburger!