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[ Hyperventilating ]
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So, these guys
made fun of your weight
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and made you feel ashamed?
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[ Haltingly ] Yes,
I was just trying to do my job
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as a food critic,
and they all ganged up on me
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and said I was fat.
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All right, why don't you take me
back to what happened.
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I was in the locker room...
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And I was in my underwear,
and these kids walked by.
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Then I looked in the mirror,
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and I thought
I looked kind of ripped,
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and so I asked one of the kids
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if he would take a picture
of m-me, and he did.
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And I looked at the picture,
and I looked pretty ripped,
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so later at home, I put the
picture up on my Yelp account,
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and I typed in,
"Don't I look ripped?"
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And I thought people
would be stoked on me.
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Then this morning,
I saw the comments on Twitter,
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and some people c-called me
names and said I wasn't ripped,
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and they said I was fat,
and I didn't have muscles.
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Internet m-m-made fu-fun of me
and [Hyperventilating]
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[ Sniffs, clears throat ]
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Well, Eric,
maybe you shouldn't have
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put a picture of you in your
underwear up on social media...
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Hey! You got
a [bleep] problem, Mackey?!
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N-no, P.C. Principal!
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Because body shaming is
[bleep] serious,
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and I'm not gonna allow
that shit in my school!
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Nobody should have to feel
that kind of shame.
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[ Register beeping ]
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Okay, sir, looks like
your total is $37.83.
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All right.
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Okay, and would you like
to add a dollar donation
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to help hungry kids
around the world?
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[ Quietly ] Oh, uh, no,
th-that's okay.
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Sorry?
I'm... I'm good.
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I'm sorry, you don't want to
give the dollar to hungry kids?
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Not today, thank you.
Okay, no problem.
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[ Register beeping ]
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Window's gonna come up and ask
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if you're helping
the hungry kids.
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Just hit "No, I'm not."
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Oh, come on.
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[ Beep ]
Try hitting it again.
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It's the box
below the one that says,
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"Sure, I'd love to help
however I can."
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[ Beeping ]
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Ah, darn thing.
Sorry.
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Most people give the dollar.
I can do this manually.
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[ Register beeping ]
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Look, I give money to charity
a lot, okay?
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Oh, sure you do.
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I do! I just don't want to
every time I shop for food.
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That's completely
understandable.
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"Have customer speak on the"...
Oh, okay.
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If you can just speak
into the voice decoder and say,
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"I'm not giving anything
to the hungry kids."
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[ Microphone crackles ]
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[ Echoing ] I'm not giving
anything to the hungry kids.
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[ Feedback ]
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Okay, that's got it.
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So, with the ice cream,
the vodka, pizza pockets,
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and nothing for hungry kids,
that's $37.83.
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[ Cash register beeps,
change clinks ]
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[ Snarkily ]
Oh, don't forget your change.
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Look, if I gave money
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every time I went
grocery shopping, I would be...
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Thanks for shopping, sir.
Next, please.
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Dick.
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Come on in, Kyle.
Have a seat right there.
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[ Sniffling ]
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You probably heard
that Eric here has been
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dealing with some body shaming.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, Eric and I
have been talking,
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and we've decided
it's probably best for him
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to get off of social media.
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Yeah, probably.
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So, what we're looking for
is a student volunteer.
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Somebody who can
put the things Eric wants
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up on the Internet for him,
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and also filter through
all the comments
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and make it more
of a safe space for him.
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Wait, what?
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I said you were perfect
because you're really good
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at getting all your schoolwork
done on time,
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s-s-so you'd probably do
a really good job.
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You want me to run Cartman's
Twitter and Yelp account
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and only give him
the good comments?
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That's right.
No.
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[ Sniffles, hyperventilating ]
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Kyle, you know
what body shaming is, right?
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How much it can hurt
someone's life?
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All you have to do
is check out all the comments,
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type out just the positive ones,
and give that to Eric on paper.
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If he doesn't like
what people say on Twitter,
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he can get off.
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[ Whimpering ]
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Okay, Kyle,
well maybe you'd like
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two weeks detention instead.
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[ Sniffling ]
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Give me...
Give me detention.
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You sure about that?
Yeah, I'll take
the detention.
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That's two weeks detention
for you, bud.
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I'll see you at 4:00.
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And when we said someone
should probably help Eric
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by filtering out
any negative comments,
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he mentioned you by name.
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Is this a joke?
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I'm not a joke!
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Nothing funny about this,
Testaberger.
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This is a big problem
in our country.
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I'm not doing it.
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And that's two weeks detention
for you. Congratulations.
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And so any comments
that seem inappropriate
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or hurtful in any way,
you need to delete
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and not include
in your daily report to Eric.
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I wanted someone smart
and hardworking!
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Do I gotta?
You want detention?
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Well, if I get detention,
I'll get grounded.
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Then you start today.
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Butters, it's your job to
make sure Eric has a safe space.
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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Oh, no, my... my fault.
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Isn't it great
having a Whole Foods?
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This is where
I come for lunch every day.
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Got to eat healthy to stay fit.
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Oh, shit. It's that guy.
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And how are you today, sir?
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Great.
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Uh, listen,
before you ring me up,
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I just want to let you know
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I'm not gonna be giving
extra money to charity,
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so can we...
Can we just skip that part?
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Oh, no problem, sir.
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They've updated the system so
it's a lot more streamlined now.
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Find everything you need today?
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Yeah, thanks.
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There we go, and that's...
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Okay, and would you like
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to give a dollar
to hungry kids today?
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No, I said no before.
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Oh, that's right.
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Okay, there's a picture
of a little hungry boy.
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Will you just press
on his belly?
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BOY: Owww! Owwwww!
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Okay, that's got it.
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So, with the no help
for hungry kids, that's $18.87.
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Out of $20...
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[ Register beeping,
change clinks ]
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Your change is right there.
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Just pull out the sandwich
out of the little girl's mouth.
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This is not streamlined.
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It's just the new
change dispenser, sir.
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[ Grunting ]
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I... I-I can't...
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Yeah, she's a hungry one.
You got to pull hard.
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[ Straining ]
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The sandwich isn't coming out.
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Try putting your foot
on her face.
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Ugh.
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Have a nice day, sir!
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I was having a nice day.
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Eric, hold up.
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There you are. You have
my social-media comments?
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Yeah.
Yeah, right here.
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I just finished this morning.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, that's nice.
Oh, great.
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This is all
the Twitter comments?
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Yeah, and people commenting
on your Yelp page starts here.
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Okay, nice.
Oh ni...
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Oh, very enthusiastic.
This is so great!
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Oh, Kyle!
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You thought me having someone
edit my social media
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would make me look stupid?
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You should see all the comments
I'm getting.
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People are actually
really stoked on me now.
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It's a pretty brutal job sifting
through all that darkness.
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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In order to better understand
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the negative affects
of body shaming we have...
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Hey, Leslie,
put a [bleep] sock in it!!
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We have a guest speaker today
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who will challenge our
perceptions of physical beauty.
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So, please welcome action star
and hero Steven Seagal.
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[ Rock music playing ]
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SEAGAL:
You got a problem with me?
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I'm your worst nightmare.
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I have no fear of death.
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More important,
I don't fear life.
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Sniffling ]
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[ Haltingly ]
I'm a big action-movie star,
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and people are
pretty stoked on me.
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And then I put a picture
of myself up on the Internet,
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and I had my shirt off,
and I said,
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"Do you think I'm ripped?"
and some people commented
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saying I didn't look ripped,
that I was fat,
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and they called me
Steven SeBoomBoom,
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and so then I put
another picture on the Internet,
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and I thought
people would be stoked on me,
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but they said I looked like
a fat turd,
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and they said I wasn't buff.
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[ Hyperventilating, sobbing ]
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Body shaming isn't cool,
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and if p-people shame you
on the Internet,
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you have to make sure
that you stay...
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You stay strong,
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and tell everyone you're proud
of how you look. Like this.
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[ Cheryl Lynn's
"To Be Real" playing ]
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♪ What you find, ahh
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♪ What you feel now
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Hey, Seagal.
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Listen, that was
a really amazing talk
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you gave to the kids.
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[ Sniffling ]
Thank you.
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I can see that you're
in a lot of pain, bro.
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I've got someone
who I think can help.
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So, I want you
to do for Mr. Seagal
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the same thing that you're doing
for Eric Cartman.
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But P.C. Principal,
I really don't have time.
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This man took the time
to come to your school
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and help spread
body-shaming awareness!
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I think you can give him
a little of your time!
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Yes, sir.
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[ Register beeping ]
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Find everything
you needed today?
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Yes.
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Okay, looks like
your total comes to $37.98.
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Would you like to give a dollar
to help feed hungry kids?
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Yes, I would like
to give a dollar.
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You want to give a dollar?
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Yes, I will.
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Oh, wow! Okay!
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So, that's $10 for the beer,
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$4.20 in
chocolate-covered peanuts,
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$26 in filet mignons,
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and $1 for hungry kids
around the world.
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On amount of donation,
it will say $10, $20, or $50.
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Can you just press the $1 box?
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[ Alarms blaring,
bells dinging ]
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Attention shoppers!
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Somebody just joined
the one-dollar club!
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Giving one whole dollar
to help feed hungry children!
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Here's your T-shirt!
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Oh, won't the kids be thrilled
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when they get their piece
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of that big, impressive dollar!
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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellooow ♪
[ Sniffling ]
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♪ He ended world hunger
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[ Sobs ]
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[ Keys clacking ]
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[ Retches ]
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Oh God, that's terrible.
Jesus.
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Yeah, no,
I'm telling you, Tracy,
259
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it's the greatest thing ever.
260
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I'm getting all my Twitter
and Instagram comments on paper,
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and the nasty mean stuff
all gets edited out.
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Oh, my God. Ugh.
263
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Yeah!
And the coolest thing?
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Ever since I started
using this service,
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all my followers are actually
way more stoked on me!
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So cool, right?!
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CARTMAN: Butters!
Aah!
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What the hell is this?!
269
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The last report you gave me
has a comment that says,
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"This picture of you
burned my eyes, fatso."
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I'm sorry, Eric. I-I guess
it slipped through the cracks.
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I'm overloaded
with all the new people.
273
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What new people?
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I've got Demi Lovato
to take care of now,
275
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and Lena Dunham just put
a picture of her asshole
276
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on Twitter and wants
only the positive comments.
277
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Dude [bleep] Demi Lovato.
She's [bleep] hot.
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She's not being fat shamed.
279
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Am so!
But I don't care.
280
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People just have to accept
my body the way it is.
281
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Butters, I want this fixed
by tonight. You got that?
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Okay, Eric.
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♪ Amazing grace
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♪ How sweet the sound
285
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This is a place
where hope is scarce.
286
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These people are hungry.
287
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♪ That saved a wretch like me
Little Jo Jo here
might not eat today.
288
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But does that mean
it's okay for cashiers
289
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to ask us for money while
we're in the checkout line?
290
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It isn't right,
and it isn't fair.
291
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♪ I once was lost
Just 2 dollars a day adds up
to 62 goddamn dollars a month
292
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if you go to Whole Foods
as much as I do.
293
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♪ But now I'm found
Nobody should have to feel
the shame, the humiliation,
294
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of being asked to add money
onto their grocery bill.
295
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♪ Was blind but now I see
Help now. Let's make grocery
stores a safe space for all.
296
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Together, we can make a
difference.
297
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Because charity shaming
hurts everyone.
298
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♪ 'Twas grace
299
00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:03,770
You know, if there's
one thing I really respect,
300
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,770
it's plus-sized models
who challenge the idea
301
00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,770
of what makes a woman beautiful.
302
00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:09,779
These ladies are gonna be part
of a big ad campaign
303
00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:10,780
for plus-sized lingerie,
and we want make sure
304
00:11:10,781 --> 00:11:12,770
they're protected
from any harassing comments.
305
00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:14,770
Do I have to, sir?
306
00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,770
Hey, they're gonna be
putting themselves out there,
307
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,770
and all I'm asking you to do
is go through their social media
308
00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:20,780
and delete the two or three
comments that are mean.
309
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,779
P.C. Principal,
I don't think you quite realize
310
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,770
how much negative stuff
I have to sift through.
311
00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,770
I know it's a lot,
but I just really need you
312
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to help
these plus-sized models.
313
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And Vin Diesel.
314
00:11:28,781 --> 00:11:30,770
Vin Diesel, too?!
315
00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:32,980
Look, bro, You've done an
amazing job with Eric Cartman.
316
00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:34,779
You have really
turned his life around,
317
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:38,770
and other people deserve
to be as happy as he is.
318
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[ Piano music playing ]
319
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♪ Everyone likes me
and thinks I'm great ♪
320
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♪ In my safe spaaace
321
00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:50,770
♪ My safe space
322
00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:53,770
♪ People don't judge me
and haters don't hate ♪
323
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,770
♪ In my safe space
324
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,770
♪ Your safe space
325
00:11:57,780 --> 00:12:01,770
♪ Bully-proof windows,
troll-safe doors ♪
326
00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,770
♪ Nothing but kindness
in here ♪
327
00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:07,770
♪ You might call me a pussy
328
00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:10,770
♪ But I won't hear you
in my safe space ♪
329
00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,770
♪ My safe space
330
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,780
♪ Bully-proof windows
331
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,770
♪ If you do not like me,
you are not allowed ♪
332
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:22,770
♪ In my safe space
333
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,770
♪ My safe space
334
00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:27,770
♪ Look and you will see
there's a very select crowd ♪
335
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,770
♪ In your safe space
336
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,770
♪ My safe space
337
00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:36,770
♪ People that support me
mixed in with ♪
338
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:40,770
♪ More people that support me
and say nice things ♪
339
00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:42,770
♪ Rainbows all around me
340
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:46,770
♪ There is no shame
in my safe space ♪
341
00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,770
♪ My safe space
342
00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:49,780
♪ Bully-proof windows
343
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,770
[ Villainous music plays ]
344
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:59,770
♪ I am going to tear down
your safe space ♪
345
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,770
♪ Brick by brick,
I shall smash it with glee ♪
346
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,770
What? Who is that?
347
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,770
♪ You cannot stop me
from getting inside ♪
348
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:09,770
♪ I am cold and I am hard
and my name... ♪
349
00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,770
♪ is Reality
350
00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:16,770
Oh, no, not Reality!
Somebody stop him!
351
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,860
I'll take care of him, Demi!
Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew!
352
00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:21,779
[ Rock music playing ]
♪ You can't ruin our lives,
Reality ♪
353
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,180
♪ Our safe space
will keep you out ♪
354
00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:23,780
Drat!
355
00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:26,770
♪ We can face almost anything
356
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,770
♪ But Reality,
we can do without ♪
357
00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:32,770
[ Piano music resumes ]
Noooo!
358
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,770
♪ Bully-proof windows
359
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,770
♪ Troll-safe doors
360
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:42,770
♪ My safe spaaaaaace
361
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,770
That was nice.
362
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,770
[ Register beeping ]
363
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,770
All right, thanks!
Have a great day.
364
00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:49,770
Good afternoon, sir.
365
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:50,780
Oh, hello.
366
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:54,770
You might know Steven Seagal.
367
00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:56,770
You want to play with me?
368
00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:58,770
And this is Vin Diesel.
369
00:13:58,780 --> 00:13:59,770
Oh, hello, gentlemen!
370
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,770
It'd be...
a really bad idea
371
00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:03,770
for you to
charity shame me today.
372
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:06,770
These guys are here
to protect my safe space.
373
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,770
That's great!
374
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,770
[ Humming ]
375
00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,770
♪ This little piggy
went to market ♪
376
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,770
♪ This little piggy
stayed home ♪
377
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,770
♪ This little piggy was
in "Fast and the Furious" ♪
378
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,770
[ Sniffling, crying ]
379
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:20,770
♪ And this little piggy
goes direct to cable ♪
380
00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:23,770
[ Crying ]
381
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,060
And this little piggy
just bought
382
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,779
$53 in beer and frozen pizzas!
383
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,340
Would you like to make
a dollar donation
384
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,779
to hungry kids today?
385
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:36,770
♪ Amazing grace
386
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:39,770
♪ How sweet the sound
Look around you.
What do you see?
387
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:43,770
People who are slim, skinny.
388
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,860
♪ That saved a wretch like me
But not everyone can have
nice bodies like them.
389
00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:49,779
Just imagine it... Putting
your pictures up on Twitter
390
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,770
just to have some people write
comments about your weight.
391
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:54,770
It happens.
All too often.
392
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,770
But it doesn't stop there.
393
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:59,940
♪ I once was lost
People also can be shamed for
other traits viewed as negative.
394
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:02,779
Mike here was shamed
for not being a good recycler.
395
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:07,770
♪ But now am found
And so, together, we have
created "Shameless America."
396
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,770
♪ Was blind but now I see
So no one is ever labeled...
397
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,770
Tubby.
398
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,770
Bad with tools.
399
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,770
Dyke.
400
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,770
Butter, butter
dirty line-cutter.
401
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:22,770
♪ 'Twas grace that taught
Let's work together to create
a completely shameless America.
402
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,680
♪ My heart to fear
Because shaming
hurts everyone.
403
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,249
[ Insects chirping, owl hoots ]
404
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,249
"Hey, Demi Lovato,
I bet your vagina has a"...
405
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,250
Oh... oh, God...
406
00:15:33,251 --> 00:15:35,249
[ Retching ]
Oh, that's ter... horrible!
407
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,249
[ Vomits ]
408
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,250
[ Groans, coughs ]
409
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:40,249
Geez. Delete.
410
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,250
Delete that, too.
411
00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:44,249
"I'd like to stick my wiener in
those fat rolls of"... Oh God!
412
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,249
Delete. "You aren't fat,
but my dick is."
413
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,250
Oh, God.
414
00:15:47,251 --> 00:15:49,249
Ha ha!
Aaaah!
415
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:52,249
So, you're the one trying
to destroy me, eh?
416
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,250
What?!
417
00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:55,249
You little shit!
Keep me out, will you?!
418
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,249
I don't know you, sir!
419
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,249
You can't stop me!
420
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,249
I'm going to kill you!
421
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,249
Butters!
What are you doing!?
422
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,250
W-well, the man!
The man is gonna get me!
423
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:11,249
And some
chocolate-covered almonds...
424
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,249
Vanderpump sangria mix...
425
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,249
Yeah, I'm...
I'm a little tired
426
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,249
because I'm actually hosting a
427
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,329
[Louder] huge fundraiser
for my charity organization.
428
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:20,450
That I'm sort of the head of.
429
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,249
That's great, sir.
Ice-cream sandwiches...
430
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,770
Yeah, we're gonna raise
a lot of money.
431
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,249
Celebrities are coming.
432
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,249
Demi Lovato has given $100,000
for the event.
433
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,249
Wonderful.
Rotisserie chicken...
434
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,249
Oh yep, got to have
that Frank's Hot Sauce.
435
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,249
I just thought, you know,
a fundraiser dinner
436
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,249
was sort of the appropriate
place to ask for donations.
437
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,249
That's great, sir.
438
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,289
Okay, your total's $37.85.
439
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,650
And would you like
to give a dollar
440
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,640
to help put a hamster
through college?
441
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,249
What?! Did you not hear
anything I said?!
442
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,249
I'm... I'm doing
all this stuff!
443
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,250
Not a problem, sir.
444
00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:51,811
If you could just press
the "No" button,
445
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,249
and tell the little hamster
he's not going to college.
446
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,249
[ Hamster squeaking ]
447
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,650
Just look him
right in the eye, sir,
448
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,249
and say,
"Not today, buddy."
449
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,249
Actually,
my big fundraising gala
450
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:04,249
is helping put hamsters
through college, too.
451
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,250
Oh, really? Wow!
452
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:08,249
Did you hear that, Banjo?!
You've got support!
453
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,249
Well you have a nice day sir,
454
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,249
and thank you so much
for being so generous.
455
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,250
You're welcome.
456
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,249
Hey Kyle, you want to see
457
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,250
what people on the Internet said
about my dick pic?
458
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,249
Everyone's pretty stoked on it.
459
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,249
There's more than two people
on the Internet!
460
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,249
BUTTERS: The man! The man,
the man, the man, the man!
461
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,289
The man!
He's gonna get me!
462
00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:31,290
He follows me everywhere!
463
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,249
Did you see the man?!
464
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,370
Butters, what are you doing?!
465
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,250
He's gonna get me!
466
00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:37,249
Dude, Butters,
you're seeing things!
467
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,250
Sifting through
all the horrible stuff
468
00:17:38,251 --> 00:17:40,249
people say on the Internet
is making you lose it.
469
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,249
The world is darkness!
The man is coming!
470
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,250
Dude, Butters!
471
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,530
And what color is
the little ball
472
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,249
the kittens are playing with?
473
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,730
Run for your lives,
you little [bleep]
474
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,249
The man is coming!
[ Children scream ]
475
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,249
Butters, listen to my voice.
476
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,249
The man is gonna get me
if I don't stop.
477
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,250
Then stop, dude.
478
00:17:57,251 --> 00:17:59,249
Butters,
all this isn't worth it.
479
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,250
Just take the detention, dude.
480
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,250
Yaaaah!
481
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,249
[ Indistinct conversations ]
482
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,249
All right, everyone,
thanks for coming
483
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,249
to help raise money
to stop shaming
484
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,249
[quietly] and put hamsters
through college.
485
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,250
What'd he say?
486
00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:23,249
And now a woman who knows
about shaming firsthand,
487
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,249
supermodel Gigi Hadid.
488
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,249
All right,
everyone enjoying themselves?
489
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,249
How's that filet mignon?
490
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,249
Good! Really nice!
Great!
491
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,249
You know, we're all here
for a really important reason.
492
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,250
Because everyone should have
a safe space wherever they go...
493
00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:39,249
Randy! Randy,
we've got a problem.
What?
494
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,249
But of course,
that takes a lot of effort...
Reality's here.
He's trying to crash the party.
495
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,531
And a lot of resources.
Reality?!
Who let him in?! Shit!
496
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,249
Our hope is that
with your donation...
497
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,250
Ooh, nice wine, huh?
498
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,291
What do you think of that?
499
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,320
You know what I think
of your pretty flowers?
500
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,249
There you go!
How do you like that?
501
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,290
All right, buddy, let's go.
502
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,250
I shit on all of you!
503
00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:57,249
Seagal!
504
00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:00,249
[bleep] you [bleep] you
[bleep] you [bleep] you
[bleep] you!
505
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,449
Give me that, you stupid bitch.
506
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,690
What a lovely charity event.
I suppose you're all feeling
507
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,249
pretty good about yourselves,
hmmm?
508
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,250
What have you done?
509
00:19:06,251 --> 00:19:08,249
You've raised $300
by spending $500,000
510
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,250
on Filet Mignon
and crystal glasses.
511
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,249
Look at you.
Vin Dipshit
512
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,410
You say fat shaming is wrong,
513
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,249
so in response
you show off your abs.
514
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,249
You're the one fat shaming,
idiot!
515
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,249
What's the matter
with you people?
516
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,249
You're sad that people are mean?
517
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,530
Well, I'm sorry, the world isn't
518
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,249
one big liberal-arts
college campus!
519
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,410
We eat too much. We take
our spoiled lives for granted.
520
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,249
Feel a little bad about it
sometimes.
521
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,289
No, you want to put all
your shit up on the Internet
522
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,290
and have every single person
say, "Hooray for you!"
523
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,249
[bleep] you.
You're all pricks.
524
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,249
And I've got news for you.
525
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,250
While you've been sitting here
trying to feel good,
526
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,249
the little boy
who sucked all your shit
527
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,249
is about to die from it!
528
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,249
What?
529
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,249
[ Monitor beeping steadily ]
530
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,249
Oh, my God.
531
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,250
What have we done?
532
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:57,249
Jesus.
I-I didn't even think...
533
00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,249
I guess...
I asked too much of one kid.
534
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,249
[ Cries ]
535
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,249
Listen, everybody...
536
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:09,249
I think there's a way to try and
make this right for everyone.
537
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:14,249
♪ Amazing grace
538
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,249
♪ How sweet the sound
To date, Shameless America
539
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,249
♪ That saved a wretch like me
has raised over $40,000.
540
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,249
With that money, we are putting
more and more iPads
541
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,249
into these people's hands.
542
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,249
♪ I once was lost
With iPads, these people can
finally help more Americans
543
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:32,249
get rid of negativity
on their social media.
544
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,249
♪ But now am found
Oh, thanks, Jo Jo.
545
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,249
I'm shame-free now,
and you can be too.
546
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,250
♪ Was blind but now I see
For just $1 a day,
one of these beautiful children
547
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,249
will protect you from trolls and
make your Internet a safe space.
548
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:47,249
♪ 'Twas grace that taught
We won't rest until America is
completely shameless.
549
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,249
The world can be brutal.
550
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,210
♪ My heart to fear
But Shameless America is going
to continue to take steps
551
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,280
♪ And grace my fears relieved
to make sure everyone has
a safe space forever.
552
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,249
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
553
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,249
Uh-huh.
554
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,249
♪ How precious
555
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,249
[ Music stops ]
[ Choking ]
556
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,250
[ Rope creaking ]
557
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,250
[ Cheers and applause ]
558
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,250
[ Children scream ]
559
00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:16,249
Butters, listen to my voice.
560
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,249
The man is gonna get me
if I don't stop.
561
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,250
Then stop, dude.
562
00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:21,249
Butters,
all this isn't worth it.
563
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,250
Just take the detention, dude.
564
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,250
Yaaaah!