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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Okay, okay, okay,
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so, this guy is running
for president,
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and he hates immigrants,
and he's basically an idiot.
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[ Laughter ]
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Not surprisingly,
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this guy is from
a predominantly white town
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called South Park, Colorado,
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or shitheads of America,
Incorporated.
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I'm not sure.
[ Laughter ]
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Yeah, if this guy's the best
their town has to offer,
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can you imagine
who he left behind?
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[ Applause ]
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[ Drawling ] Well, hey,
I'm from South Park!
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We don't take kindly
to respecting human beings!
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[ Normal voice ] Y-You think
South Park has a university?
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[ Drawling ] Welcome to
South Park University.
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Please open your shotguns
and slap your wives.
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[ Laughter ]
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I live in South Park,
and my IQ's so low,
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I gots to dig for it.
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[ Laughter, applause ]
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Did someone say rape?
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That's the word for "clever"
here in South Park.
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[ TV shuts off ]
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That's not funny.
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[ Bell ringing ]
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So not cool.
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How does someone just
rip on us like that?
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I can't believe
Jimmy Fallon hates us.
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Jimmy Fallon loves everything.
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Why would he slam
our whole town?
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Because, apparently,
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he doesn't care that his jokes
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are at the expense
of actual people.
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Do you think it's true?
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Do you think we're really
bigoted, country bumpkins?
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No, hey,
we are not bumpkins, okay?
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Kenny's a bumpkin.
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Mrph rmh rm!
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We don't have junked cars
in our yards.
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That's just your family, Kenny.
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I just hope somebody
finds a way to fix this.
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I've called you all here because
South Park has an image problem.
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Thanks to Mr. Garrison,
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we are now being referred to as
"the shitheads of America."
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One of our more politically
sensitive citizens
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has proposed an idea
for this crisis,
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and I'd like you
to hear him out.
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Hello, everyone.
I'm Randy Marsh,
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and I've been PC
for almost two weeks now.
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You know we've all been making
changes
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to be more socially conscious,
but have we really done enough?
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The truth is there's something
we're lacking as a community,
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and it's time we all faced it.
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What this town needs...
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is a Whole Foods.
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What?! What?!
What?! What?!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whole Foods?!
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It would instantly validate
us as a town
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that cares about stuff!
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We couldn't get a Whole Foods
to open here!
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And why not, huh?!
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We all just don't believe
we can get a Whole Foods,
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because we don't believe
in ourselves!
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Where could it even go?!
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Mayor?
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I'm announcing a plan
for SodoSopa,
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a new urban development
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that will turn the most rundown
and dilapidated part of our town
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into a quaint center
of artisan shops and cafeés.
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Lots of cities are doing this.
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The area south
of downtown South Park
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has always been the ugly eyesore
of this town.
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But now SodoSopa is going to
bring in the fresh, new vibrancy
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that Whole Foods can't ignore.
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We'll keep
the existing structures,
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but add brick walkways
and some quaint, white lights.
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A plaza in the middle
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will be a place
where young couples
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can play with their toddlers.
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And it will all be
small businesses,
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like artisan cheese shops
or noodle houses.
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Oh, this is really exciting.
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I thought this area was just
gonna stay shitty forever.
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Mrph rmh rmhmhm rm!
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Who is?
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So you think you keep all
the existing structures?
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I do. It's part of what
gives a revitalized area
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like this its charm
that the hipsters like.
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Hey, what are you people doing?
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We're gentrifying.
It's all good.
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Okay, hold on.
Everyone, listen up.
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We understand that not everyone
is for the town
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spending money
on the SodoSopa project.
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We want everyone to be able
to voice their concerns.
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Yeah, I got concerns!
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I don't want you touching
my damn house!
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We realize that when a
rejuvenation like this
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takes place, the lower-income
residents fear
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they'll be priced out
of the area.
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What lower-income
residents?
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Me? I work hard and provide
for my family just fine!
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Stewart, come on.
Your house sucks.
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Fuck you!
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If you people want to
turn something into
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a vibrant arts district,
then do it to Randy's house.
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My house is nice.
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Mr. McKormick, you will
be living in
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the most vibrant part
of the entire town.
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SodoSopa is the future
of South Park.
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There'll be amazing food
and incredible shops
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right at your doorstep.
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And we want to assure
the lower-income families
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that we are going to take
the time to do this right.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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All right, guys.
Welcome to Steed.
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Do we have any allergies?
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No, nothing. And we want to
try everything.
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Wow. Can you believe
this place?
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Yeah. The food
is unbelievable.
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It's like a dream come true,
Nelson.
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This area is gonna
put our town on the map.
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[ Trash can bangs ]
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[ Bell ringing ]
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I don't know what happen
all my customers.
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I use to have people
come in here, fill every table.
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Now it's like nobody
wants anything to do
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with my authentic city food.
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This town is changing
so fast, you know?
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This town changing so fast.
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Everybody want to be PC,
be updated.
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It's like I'm a relic...
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A rost relic from another time,
you know?
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I don't know. Sometime, I feel
like I outstayed my welcome.
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That's just how I feel,
you know?
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Uh-huh.
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It's like my accent makes people
uncomfortable or something.
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How a Chinese man supposed
to survive in this world?
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[ Bell rings ]
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Oh, welcome to City Wok.
Can I take your order, please?
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Hey, Mike, what you doing, man?
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The guys are all meeting
down at SodoSopa.
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At what?
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They've totally revitalized
this area south of downtown.
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You got to check it out.
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Oh, sweet, dude.
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[ Bell rings ]
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SodoSopa?
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What the hell is a SodoSopa?!
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What the fuck?!
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Mommy, can we go eat outside?
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No, we can't go eat outside.
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But, mommy, they have ice cream.
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We can't afford
$10 ice cream, all right?
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If you want nice things,
then go out and get a job!
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Except you won't make money,
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because you just bust your ass
and then barely get by,
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while everyone around you
gets richer!
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Just face it, things are never
gonna change around here.
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What's he gonna say?
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Maybe they won't even answer.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Hi. Um, yes.
My name is Randy Marsh,
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and, um, we would like to
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try and get a Whole Foods
in our town.
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Yes, that's right.
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Uh, yes.
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It's, uh, South Park, Colorado.
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No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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It's not at all what you think!
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It... yes, it's where the
presidential candidate is from.
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No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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Hold on, hold on, hold on!
SodoSopa, SodoSopa!
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We have a SodoSopa!
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The town is completely
different! SodoSopa!
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We have an arts
and entertainment district,
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cultural.
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Yes. Okay.
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Okay. Yes, I-I understand.
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Thank you.
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They said they maybe might
send over a representative.
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[ All cheering ]
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There's a certain quality
to the vibe and energy
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that is SodoSopa,
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from the independent merchants
and unique cafeés
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to the rustic charm
of a mixed-income crowd.
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Where else can you let loose
your wild side
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while still being a part
of helping the local economy?
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And now a chance to own a piece
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of this most exciting area
of South Park.
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Announcing The Lofts
at SodoSopa.
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2,000-square-foot flats
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that put you right in the heart
of it all.
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After a night out eating
and shopping in SodoSopa,
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just take a few steps,
and you're home.
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With modern styling,
these lofts are sleek,
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sexy, and, oh, so SodoSopa.
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And for those
very privileged few,
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the most private and exclusive
ownership opportunity is here.
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Announcing The Residences
at The Lofts at SodoSopa.
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Now you can have access
to luxury refined
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while still just steps away
from the action.
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These finely appointed
residences all feature
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state-of-the-art finishes
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and balconies with views
of historic Kenny's house.
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It's a place to laugh.
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It's a place to gather,
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a place to mingle with people
of all economic classes.
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And now it's a place to live.
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SodoSopa. Welcome home.
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♪♪
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CITY WOK OWNER: And we are
going to take business back
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from SodoSopa!
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Oh, hello.
You here for job?
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Please join the others, please.
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Some say I cannot survive
in today's world.
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But if there's one asset
that the Chinese man has,
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it's tactical use
of child labor.
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And together, child labor force,
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we are going to bring SodoSopa
to its knees.
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This is it, people.
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This is what we've all
been working for.
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The future of our town
depends on us
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being on our best behavior.
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No swearing, no weirdness,
and no speeches!
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He's coming!
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Go, go!
Everyone in place!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪ He's got the whole world
in his hands ♪
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♪ He's got the whole, wide world
in his hands ♪
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♪ He's got the whole world
in his hands ♪
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♪ He's got the whole world
in his hands ♪
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Hello, sir.
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On behalf of everyone here
in South Park,
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please let me say
we are very excited
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to be in consideration...
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Everyone,
please go about your business.
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I need to see this town
in its normal goings-on
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to see if it is indeed
a Whole Foods town.
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Okay. Looking good,
child-labor force!
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We gonna make City Wok
updated and beautiful!
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♪ Let's go, child-labor force!
Let's go! ♪
254
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[ Claps ]
255
00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:36,450
No, no, Dennis. You don't use
too much cleaner on the table.
256
00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:39,380
That stuff expensive.
Now listen, everybody!
257
00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:41,040
This is the big day.
258
00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:44,490
We gonna take the business back
from SodoSopa!
259
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:47,125
And how we gonna do it,
child-labor force?
260
00:11:47,126 --> 00:11:49,780
That's right...
By taking pride in our work!
261
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,520
With the way this place
is looking,
262
00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:53,560
we gonna have people rushing in
any second!
263
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,660
MAN: Okay, everyone,
go about your business.
264
00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,620
Oh, here they come!
265
00:11:56,630 --> 00:11:58,460
Everyone, act normal!
No, don't act normal, act good!
266
00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:01,100
There they go.
Wait, wait!
267
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,120
[ Bell rings ]
268
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,130
City Wok!
Take your order, please!
269
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:07,070
Take...
270
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,520
Take order, please?
271
00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,710
The previous principal
of the school was let go
272
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,220
so that someone more progressive
could take over.
273
00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,550
Hey, bro. I'm the new principal
of the school.
274
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,390
My name's PC Principal.
275
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:24,720
PC Principal.
I like that.
276
00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:26,430
So, you've just
recently moved here?
277
00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:28,130
That's right.
278
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:32,230
And do you believe this town
is deserving of a Whole Foods?
279
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,140
You know, I think
it's changed a lot.
280
00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:36,240
I really do.
I've seen some real progress.
281
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,610
Definitely had some holdouts,
282
00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:39,540
people that went kicking
and screaming into 2015,
283
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,100
but, yes, I think
they deserve it.
284
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,650
Mm-hmm.
285
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:45,110
Show me a classroom, please.
286
00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:48,240
But if Pluto isn't a planet,
who can tell me what it is?
287
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,740
Oh, hello.
288
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,550
This is our new
fourth-grade teacher.
289
00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:53,720
She's very normal
and professional.
290
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,320
Please continue as if
I am not here.
291
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:59,060
Okay, so, uh, children,
292
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:01,690
anyone want to tell me
what Pluto is classified as?
293
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,130
Anybody?
294
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,590
Okay.
295
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,300
Well, Pluto is actually
a dwarf planet.
296
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,600
That means it's neither a planet
nor a natural satellite.
297
00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,410
Is there a reason
298
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,210
the children with disabilities
and black child
299
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,650
are front and center?
300
00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:18,115
Oh no, that's just where
they always sit,
301
00:13:18,116 --> 00:13:21,210
next to our beloved Craig,
there, who is a homosexual.
302
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,190
Smaller?
Anyone want to take a guess?
303
00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:24,020
Mm-hmm.
304
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:27,390
Uh, can... can I show you
the most exciting part of town?
305
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,530
[ Indistinct conversations ]
306
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:32,290
[ Bicycle bell dings ]
307
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:35,060
This is historic SodoSopa.
308
00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:38,560
It's our vibrant and charming
arts and foods district.
309
00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,400
Hmm.
310
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,260
I enjoy how you've retained
the lower-income housing
311
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,800
with the updated
and quaint urban developments.
312
00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:47,610
That's really
what our town is about.
313
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,540
Oh, hello again!
314
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,470
Steven and I were
just heading to SodoSopa
315
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,380
to enjoy some specialty foods.
316
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,380
Hmm.
317
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:05,120
I have seen enough for today.
318
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,600
I am weary.
Where shall I sleep?
319
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,670
Oh, yes, of course.
320
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,020
Uh...
321
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:11,590
Uh, well, tonight,
you're at our Motel Six.
322
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,030
But we'd like to show you
the plans
323
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,370
for something
extremely exciting.
324
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:23,640
You can't say "excitement"
without saying "SodoSopa."
325
00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:27,020
The food, the art,
the nightlife.
326
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:30,020
With the Lofts and Residences
at SodoSopa,
327
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,620
all the action
was just a few steps away.
328
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,750
But what
if you could actually live
329
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,790
in the most central location
that SodoSopa has to offer?
330
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,290
Well, now you can.
331
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,530
Announcing
The Villas At Kenny's House,
332
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:47,160
the most sought-after address
in all of South Park
333
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,310
for only
the very privileged few.
334
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:52,340
Now you can relax in your
state-of-the-art deck spa
335
00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:55,600
while taking in views
of that mixed SodoSopa culture.
336
00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:56,970
[ Bottles breaking ]
Shut your damn mouth,
bitch!
337
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,350
You shut your mouth,
or I'll shut...
338
00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,180
But that's not all.
339
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,580
The Villas At Kenny's House
will also feature access
340
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:05,020
to a private fitness center,
clubhouse,
341
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,050
and so much more.
342
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,160
Plus a breezeway
to the proposed Whole Foods
343
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,460
just steps away.
344
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,230
The Villas At Kenny's House...
345
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:14,600
Welcome home.
346
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:18,070
[ Lock clicks ]
347
00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:19,740
[ Sighs ]
348
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:23,440
[ Cash register beeps,
drawer opens ]
349
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,580
Hey, that's okay, we close.
350
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,650
All the other child labor
go home.
351
00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:33,280
Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm!
352
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,410
[ Sighs ]
353
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:37,320
I like you, Dennis.
354
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,460
You work a-real hard.
355
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:43,730
I wish I could give you more.
You deserve more.
356
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,060
But I think
I'm gonna have to shut down.
357
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:52,290
Now that-a SodoSopa open,
I'm the shitty part of town!
358
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,360
And everyone hates
the shitty part of town.
359
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:58,170
Mrph, mrph rmhmhm rm.
360
00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:59,530
Oh, what do you know
about living
361
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,270
in the shitty part of town,
Dennis?
362
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,210
Mrph!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
363
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,210
You have idea?
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
364
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,080
Oh-ho,
that's the spirit!
365
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,640
[ Singsong voice ]
Let's go, child labor!
366
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:12,110
[ Claps rhythmically ]
Let's go, child labor!
367
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,480
[ Both clap rhythmically ]
368
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:20,420
[ Cattle mooing ]
369
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:23,130
So, these are the cattle
that the local shops
370
00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:24,690
and restaurants
are supplied with?
371
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:28,640
Uh, these are local cows, yes.
372
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,010
And where does the butchery
take place?
373
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:32,510
Uh, that's right over there.
374
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:35,380
[ Gunshot ]
375
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:38,710
And are the bullets made
from reclaimed metals?
376
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,610
I believe they are.
377
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:41,550
Rancher, could you make sure?
378
00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:42,590
Randy! Steven!
379
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:44,390
We've got a big problem!
380
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:45,690
The owner of City Wok
381
00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:48,060
has child labor
making videos for him!
382
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,540
What?!
383
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,020
Oh, Jesus,
we forgot all about that guy!
384
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,230
Shh!
385
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,250
It's all over the place!
386
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,270
He's trying to revitalize
his rundown neighborhood!
387
00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,130
Gah! Why do
the economically challenged
388
00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:59,460
always have to screw up
everything?
389
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:01,670
We're gonna head back
to SodoSopa
390
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,270
for some curious
fusion delights!
391
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:07,070
Come on.
We'll get that asshole!
392
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,580
CITY WOK OWNER: There's a new
and exciting place
393
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:15,050
where people can gather to shop,
experience, and grow.
394
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:19,450
This is an all-new
food-and-nightlife district.
395
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:22,560
This is CtPaTown.
396
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,360
Where else but CtPaTown
397
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,260
can you get
all the city hotspots
398
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:29,120
and city food that South Park
is known for?
399
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,360
In the mood
for some local seafood?
400
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:36,070
Red Lobster has all the freshest
from Colorado's many oceans.
401
00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:38,500
Or if a handcrafted ale
is more your thing,
402
00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:40,480
head on down to Skeeter's Bar
403
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,210
for local ales
like Coors and Coors Light.
404
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:47,580
And then of course,
there's City Wok,
405
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:50,680
South Park's
historic Asian fusion landmark
406
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:54,090
featuring City Chicken
and City Sour Soup.
407
00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:58,060
The state-of-the-art toilet
is designed for men and women
408
00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,130
and is a great place
for you to squeeze out
409
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:02,400
all the city food
you've enjoyed.
410
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,640
Now South Park
has another neighborhood
411
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,390
to mingle and relax.
412
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,400
CtPaTown...
413
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,200
Welcome home.
414
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,680
Oh, boy!
415
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,680
Get ready, child-labor force!
416
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,450
Any minute now, we gonna
have customers up our ass!
417
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,650
MAN: Get him!
MAN ♪2: There he is!
418
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:20,320
That son a bitch!
Get him!
Stop him!
419
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,520
Oh, boy, here they come!
420
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,150
You were right, Dennis!
421
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,080
CtPaTown commercial
did the trick!
422
00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:27,160
Get ready for customers,
child-labor force!
423
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,190
[ Townspeople shouting ]
[ Door bell jingles ]
424
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,450
Welcome City Wok!
Take your order pleeaaahhh!
425
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,600
Mrph rmhmhm?!
426
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,570
All right, take these kids
and hide them in the...
427
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,260
Mrph rmhmhm rm?
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
428
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,200
Ow!
You little...
429
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,390
Get him!
430
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,760
[ All shouting ]
431
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,210
Fight, child-labor force!
432
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,210
Frank, to the left!
433
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:53,150
Ahem!
Ahe-hem!
434
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,150
[ Shouting stops ]
435
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,390
I've never seen a town
put so much energy
436
00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:08,490
into displaying an exaggerated
sense of social consciousness.
437
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,000
Congratulations.
You have your Whole Foods.
438
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:17,700
[ All cheering ]
439
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:20,280
Wait, wait!
Anybody want a City Chicken?
440
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,310
Anybody?
441
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:24,310
Take a order, please?!
442
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,610
[ Sighs ]
443
00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:27,440
I'm sorry, Dennis.
444
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,990
You really tried to help.
445
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,520
I guess it's over.
446
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,250
Come on inside.
447
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,660
I'll pay you the child-labor
wage you deserve.
448
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,630
[ Indistinct conversations ]
449
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:48,770
[ Banjo music playing ]
450
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,470
Well, did you make any money?
451
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:54,270
Mrph, rmhmhm rm.
452
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,180
[ Donkey brays ]
453
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,110
Ha!
Told ya!
454
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:00,270
That's how it works
in this damn country.
455
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,680
What are you doing, Kenny?
456
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:12,560
[ Gasps ]
Wow!
457
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,630
This is mine?
458
00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:18,590
Mrph rmhmhm, rm.
459
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,680
Hi!
460
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,250
[ Indistinct conversation,
utensils clinking ]
461
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:16,150
There's a time when a town
becomes more than it was.
462
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,400
When the people
take that bold step
463
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,100
into making things better.
464
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,130
To progress.
465
00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:25,760
To change.
466
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:29,140
To not be what you were
in the past.
467
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:31,040
This is a new place.
468
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,180
Ready for the next decade.
469
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:37,450
Updated, revitalized,
and ready to fit in
470
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,220
with the most progressive towns
in America.
471
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:43,390
This is South Park.
472
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:44,720
Welcome home.
473
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,420
Are the Mexicans
actually staying?
474
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:48,820
Shh!
475
00:21:52,390 --> 00:21:55,060
So, these are the cattle
that the local shops
476
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,690
and restaurants
are supplied with?
477
00:21:56,700 --> 00:22:00,640
Uh, these are local cows, yes.
478
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,010
And where does the butchery
take place?
479
00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:04,310
Uh, that's right over there.
480
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:07,240
[ Gunshot ]