1 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,129 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, ♪ 2 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:12,169 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:13,745 ♪ friendly faces everywhere, ♪ 4 00:00:13,746 --> 00:00:15,530 ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:15,531 --> 00:00:16,728 ♪ going down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:16,729 --> 00:00:18,730 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:18,731 --> 00:00:20,372 ♪ ample parking day or night, ♪ 8 00:00:20,373 --> 00:00:22,124 ♪ people shouting howdy neighbor! ♪ 9 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:23,288 ♪ headin' up to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:25,465 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:28,761 --> 00:00:30,001 ♪ so come on down to South Park ♪ 12 00:00:30,002 --> 00:00:32,097 ♪ and meet some friends o' mine! ♪ 13 00:00:36,946 --> 00:00:38,498 You find a good catcher's mitt, Cartman? 14 00:00:38,499 --> 00:00:39,294 Dude, how come when we play 15 00:00:39,295 --> 00:00:40,992 baseball I always have to be the catcher? 16 00:00:40,993 --> 00:00:43,360 Well, because you've got good coordination, sharp reflexes, 17 00:00:43,361 --> 00:00:44,778 and you're fat. 18 00:00:45,017 --> 00:00:46,114 I'm not fat, Kyle. 19 00:00:46,115 --> 00:00:47,223 Right, you're not fat. 20 00:00:47,224 --> 00:00:48,254 Dude, I'm not fat. 21 00:00:48,255 --> 00:00:51,113 I don't drive around on a mobility scooter like that bitch. 22 00:00:51,794 --> 00:00:53,082 Whoa, dude. 23 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:54,583 Jesus Christ, you can't even 24 00:00:54,584 --> 00:00:56,279 walk down an aisle to buy your candy? 25 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,870 Excuse me. 26 00:00:58,491 --> 00:00:59,994 Excuse me. 27 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,146 See what I mean? 28 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:04,167 You can't even walk around a 29 00:01:04,168 --> 00:01:05,301 Walmart anymore without getting 30 00:01:05,302 --> 00:01:07,394 run over by some fat dick on a rascal! 31 00:01:07,395 --> 00:01:09,468 Why do they even allow those things in stores? 32 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:10,299 They don't just allow them, 33 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,145 they have them available at the front. 34 00:01:15,155 --> 00:01:16,459 You gotta be kidding me. 35 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:19,075 Oh my God you guys, look at this! 36 00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:21,270 Candy corn Oreos. 37 00:01:21,271 --> 00:01:23,106 Oreos with candy corn filling. 38 00:01:23,107 --> 00:01:24,721 Holy hell yes. 39 00:01:24,722 --> 00:01:25,857 Are you serious? 40 00:01:25,858 --> 00:01:28,083 Look around, doesn't this bother you at all?! 41 00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:31,732 That's you one day, fat ass. 42 00:01:33,847 --> 00:01:36,447 that's you in about a year! 43 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,700 Are those candy corn Oreos? 44 00:01:45,461 --> 00:01:48,091 Yeah, yeah here you go. 45 00:02:06,837 --> 00:02:08,946 Hey Kyle, could I come in for a second? 46 00:02:09,532 --> 00:02:10,750 Why? 47 00:02:11,185 --> 00:02:12,991 I've been doing a lot of thinking, 48 00:02:13,243 --> 00:02:15,198 about what you said at Walmart. 49 00:02:15,648 --> 00:02:16,991 You're right, Kyle. 50 00:02:17,209 --> 00:02:18,512 I'm fat. 51 00:02:19,798 --> 00:02:21,083 All these years you telling me 52 00:02:21,084 --> 00:02:24,389 and me saying "no, I'm big boned" or "no, that's just muscle", 53 00:02:24,938 --> 00:02:26,969 it was always just me living in denial. 54 00:02:27,645 --> 00:02:29,458 I'm (bleep) fat, Kyle. 55 00:02:30,095 --> 00:02:31,797 I'm (bleep) fat ass(bleep). 56 00:02:34,117 --> 00:02:36,235 Cartman, all I was trying to tell you at Walmart was that... 57 00:02:36,236 --> 00:02:37,793 No, it's okay Kyle. 58 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,734 Because I'm not gonna live like 59 00:02:39,735 --> 00:02:41,224 some slug who can't even leave 60 00:02:41,225 --> 00:02:42,909 the house because he can't get around. 61 00:02:43,355 --> 00:02:45,182 Now that I can admit I'm fat. 62 00:02:45,441 --> 00:02:47,536 I've decided to finally do something about it. 63 00:02:51,175 --> 00:02:52,690 Sweeeeet. 64 00:02:52,691 --> 00:02:53,765 Oh no! 65 00:02:53,766 --> 00:02:55,132 Don't know what took me so long dude, 66 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,912 all I needed was a few extra pounds and the insurance 67 00:02:56,913 --> 00:02:59,199 company paid for my own private one. 68 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,466 See it's got a basket on the front for candy corn Oreos! 69 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:02,717 You don't need that! 70 00:03:02,718 --> 00:03:03,586 Get off of it! 71 00:03:03,587 --> 00:03:04,218 Dude it's sweet. 72 00:03:04,219 --> 00:03:05,141 Did you know they make access 73 00:03:05,142 --> 00:03:06,700 for mobility scooters everywhere? 74 00:03:06,701 --> 00:03:07,837 I can seriously go from my bed 75 00:03:07,838 --> 00:03:10,568 to Walmart and never have to touch a floor once! 76 00:03:10,629 --> 00:03:12,372 That's not what I meant by doing 77 00:03:12,373 --> 00:03:13,822 something about it, Cartman! 78 00:03:17,648 --> 00:03:19,139 Hmm, I can't can't seem to 79 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:20,551 get into your bathroom Kyle. 80 00:03:20,552 --> 00:03:21,213 What?! 81 00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:23,064 Yeah, no, this is a problem, Kyle. 82 00:03:23,065 --> 00:03:23,903 You've got to make your bathroom 83 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,000 accessible for my mobility 84 00:03:25,001 --> 00:03:25,782 scooter or else I won't be able 85 00:03:25,783 --> 00:03:27,179 to take a shit in your house. 86 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:29,141 So take a shit somewhere else! 87 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,081 That's not the way this country works, Kyle. 88 00:03:31,118 --> 00:03:32,229 Your bathroom has to be to code 89 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:33,218 for my mobility scooter. 90 00:03:33,219 --> 00:03:34,294 It's the law. 91 00:03:34,295 --> 00:03:35,594 What's going on down here? 92 00:03:35,595 --> 00:03:36,591 Can't seem to be able to take a 93 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,945 dump in your house, Mr. Broflovski. 94 00:03:37,946 --> 00:03:39,794 Doesn't appear to be handicap accessible. 95 00:03:39,795 --> 00:03:40,636 I'll look past it this time, 96 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,584 but you better get that bathroom up 97 00:03:41,585 --> 00:03:43,046 to code if you don't want a lawsuit. 98 00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:44,010 Well, I'm off to go try and take 99 00:03:44,011 --> 00:03:44,890 a shit at best buy, guys. 100 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,095 See ya, Kyle! 101 00:03:49,157 --> 00:03:50,384 Nobody understands how 102 00:03:50,385 --> 00:03:52,512 embarrassing it is to live with obesity. 103 00:03:52,513 --> 00:03:53,260 Out of the way. 104 00:03:53,261 --> 00:03:54,504 Out of the way, please. 105 00:03:54,976 --> 00:03:57,417 Wherever you go, you're treated differently. 106 00:03:57,418 --> 00:04:00,625 Uh, I guess take that big booth by the window. 107 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,154 You're made to feel different. 108 00:04:03,203 --> 00:04:05,120 To feel like less of a person. 109 00:04:06,395 --> 00:04:07,917 I feel so much shame. 110 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:08,981 All I can do is try to make 111 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,431 myself feel a little better by 112 00:04:10,432 --> 00:04:12,373 flying to Disneyland on the weekends. 113 00:04:12,506 --> 00:04:14,748 Okay we are finally going to start with preboarding. 114 00:04:14,749 --> 00:04:17,963 Anyone needing special assistance getting on the aircraft. 115 00:04:18,095 --> 00:04:18,870 Coming through. 116 00:04:18,871 --> 00:04:20,359 Oh how humiliating. 117 00:04:21,421 --> 00:04:22,369 But even at Disneyland, 118 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,120 I get reminded of my weight. 119 00:04:24,121 --> 00:04:26,491 Excuse me, gotta go to the front of the line. 120 00:04:26,492 --> 00:04:28,265 Oh what shame I feel. 121 00:04:28,459 --> 00:04:30,026 Oh geez look how fat I am. 122 00:04:30,027 --> 00:04:31,648 I am just mortified you guys. 123 00:04:31,649 --> 00:04:33,290 Can't believe I... ay! 124 00:04:33,304 --> 00:04:34,750 What is this? 125 00:04:35,235 --> 00:04:36,854 There's a wait for the rascal line?! 126 00:04:36,855 --> 00:04:39,211 Hey, hey that kid in the middle isn't even fat... 127 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,051 Look at him! 128 00:04:40,052 --> 00:04:41,534 He's got no right to be on a rascal! 129 00:04:41,535 --> 00:04:42,714 You're not fooling anybody 130 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,821 asshole walk to the back of the line! 131 00:04:45,348 --> 00:04:46,993 I don't have legs. 132 00:04:47,381 --> 00:04:49,294 Yeah, well, you got skinny arms. 133 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:53,040 And then even Disneyland can't take away the shame. 134 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,376 As all the people suffering from 135 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:57,318 obesity are ignored like we're invisible. 136 00:04:57,319 --> 00:04:58,774 Excuse me. Move it. 137 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:02,775 And so to go through all that, Your Honor. 138 00:05:02,831 --> 00:05:04,253 To go through all the shame and 139 00:05:04,254 --> 00:05:05,929 daily ridicule and then not be 140 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,427 able to take a simple shit at best buy. 141 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:11,560 At best buy, I'm sorry. 142 00:05:12,802 --> 00:05:13,840 To be told by some best buy 143 00:05:13,841 --> 00:05:15,048 manager that your mobility 144 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:16,793 scooter can't fit in their bathroom. 145 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:20,463 Oh God, excuse me. 146 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:22,494 It's just so belittling, you know? 147 00:05:22,528 --> 00:05:24,678 All I wanted to do was take a dump Your Honor. 148 00:05:24,679 --> 00:05:26,165 After all I've been through. 149 00:05:26,351 --> 00:05:28,367 Can't I just take a dump at best buy? 150 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,317 More lawsuits today as people on 151 00:05:30,318 --> 00:05:33,372 mobility scooters claim they have nowhere to poo. 152 00:05:33,373 --> 00:05:34,450 Property owners are being 153 00:05:34,451 --> 00:05:36,107 ordered to modify their bathrooms, 154 00:05:36,108 --> 00:05:38,161 costing tax payers millions. 155 00:05:38,162 --> 00:05:39,409 Opponents of the measure are 156 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:41,110 expressing their outrage by 157 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:43,625 engaging in the act of rascal tipping. 158 00:05:43,819 --> 00:05:46,025 Stop it! Stop it you kids!!! 159 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:50,475 The government warns that rascal 160 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,679 tipping can be dangerous and may 161 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:53,823 lead to fat people shitting 162 00:05:53,824 --> 00:05:56,262 their pants as they kick and scream on the floor. 163 00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:57,472 To counter the crisis, 164 00:05:57,473 --> 00:05:58,820 the department of health has called 165 00:05:58,821 --> 00:06:01,157 for $25 million in aid so that 166 00:06:01,158 --> 00:06:02,535 all mobility scooters can be 167 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:05,203 fitted with a tip assist device. 168 00:06:10,339 --> 00:06:12,038 Oh yeah. Nice. 169 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,448 Yeah, that works pretty well. 170 00:06:13,604 --> 00:06:15,454 You have got to be kidding me! 171 00:06:15,455 --> 00:06:16,306 What Kyle? 172 00:06:16,307 --> 00:06:17,493 We should not be wasting time 173 00:06:17,494 --> 00:06:18,644 and money making sure Cartman's 174 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,825 fat scooter can't be tipped over! 175 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,129 You condone rascal tipping Kyle?! 176 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:23,984 Do you know that all over our 177 00:06:23,985 --> 00:06:24,955 country people in mobility 178 00:06:24,956 --> 00:06:26,120 scooters are being victimized?! 179 00:06:26,121 --> 00:06:28,597 So get off your scooters and pick them up! 180 00:06:28,893 --> 00:06:29,985 Did you hear him?! 181 00:06:29,986 --> 00:06:32,224 This is exactly what Adele is talking about! 182 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,869 Our culture celebrates anorexia 183 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:35,012 and tries to make us ashamed if 184 00:06:35,013 --> 00:06:36,456 we don't have slim stomachs and 185 00:06:36,457 --> 00:06:38,017 perky little tits like Kyle! 186 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:39,457 Well I for one am going to stop 187 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:40,619 feeling ashamed just because 188 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:41,652 Kyle throws up in the bathroom 189 00:06:41,653 --> 00:06:43,113 six times a day to make sure he 190 00:06:43,114 --> 00:06:45,064 looks good on his magazine covers! 191 00:06:45,065 --> 00:06:47,225 You should be ashamed of yourself, Kyle. 192 00:06:47,226 --> 00:06:48,550 Eating your ladkies and 193 00:06:48,551 --> 00:06:49,478 gafeltafish and then putting 194 00:06:49,479 --> 00:06:50,516 your fingers down your throat 195 00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:52,458 because society tells you how to look! 196 00:06:52,466 --> 00:06:54,527 I'm not feeling shame anymore! 197 00:06:54,593 --> 00:06:55,968 From now on I am going to shop 198 00:06:55,969 --> 00:06:57,156 sitting down and skip to the 199 00:06:57,157 --> 00:06:59,102 front of lines with my head held high! 200 00:06:59,103 --> 00:07:00,209 Just because someone needs a 201 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:01,407 mobility scooter doesn't mean 202 00:07:01,408 --> 00:07:03,519 they're an ignorant piece of white trash, Kyle! 203 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,118 I may be fat but I'm not Honey Boo Boo! 204 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,446 Who's Honey Boo Boo? 205 00:07:09,493 --> 00:07:11,000 Dud, you've never seen Honey Boo Boo? 206 00:07:11,035 --> 00:07:12,417 My name's Honey Boo Boo, 207 00:07:12,418 --> 00:07:13,770 and I'm a beauty queen! 208 00:07:13,771 --> 00:07:14,882 Bitches! 209 00:07:14,883 --> 00:07:18,433 I'm fat as a whale and I don't give two shits, girl! 210 00:07:18,828 --> 00:07:21,797 Her favorite foods are sketti and butter. 211 00:07:21,798 --> 00:07:24,812 And she likes drinkin' red bull and Mountain dew. 212 00:07:24,813 --> 00:07:26,269 I'm only six and I've already 213 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:28,962 had three heart attacks girlfriend! 214 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,448 Come on! 215 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:32,018 Come on now boo boo! 216 00:07:32,936 --> 00:07:35,449 Now get up and wave to them judges! 217 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,332 We ain't got no shame about our 218 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:40,466 weight cuz our weight makes us sassy. 219 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:44,722 Jesus dude. 220 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,378 What's happened? 221 00:07:46,691 --> 00:07:48,397 It's like something's lowered 222 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:49,704 the bar to the point that nobody 223 00:07:49,705 --> 00:07:51,309 feels any shame any more. 224 00:07:52,099 --> 00:07:53,273 Well dude, it's not like the bar 225 00:07:53,274 --> 00:07:55,449 is this... actual, physical thing. 226 00:08:02,176 --> 00:08:03,380 This is it. 227 00:08:03,558 --> 00:08:04,597 Throttle down! 228 00:08:04,598 --> 00:08:06,014 Throttle down! 229 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:09,154 Mr. Cameron you don't have to do this. 230 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,147 Why don't you just go back to your house in Malibu? 231 00:08:11,148 --> 00:08:12,509 Go work on another movie. 232 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:13,760 I have to do this. 233 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,484 I have to try and raise it. 234 00:08:15,485 --> 00:08:16,598 The bar isn't something that 235 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:18,646 actually lowers, Mr. Cameron. 236 00:08:18,647 --> 00:08:19,897 Then how do you explain all the 237 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:21,738 fat people on mobility scooters? 238 00:08:21,739 --> 00:08:25,100 How do you account for honey boo boo?! 239 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,835 The bar has been lowered to 240 00:08:27,836 --> 00:08:29,609 depths we can't even fathom. 241 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,816 If anyone can go down there and 242 00:08:30,817 --> 00:08:33,077 raise it back. It's me. 243 00:08:37,606 --> 00:08:38,912 Let her go! 244 00:08:51,719 --> 00:08:53,008 UV lights on. 245 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:54,512 Pressure system is normal. 246 00:08:54,513 --> 00:08:55,907 Music on. 247 00:08:55,908 --> 00:08:58,474 His name is James James Cameron! 248 00:08:58,475 --> 00:09:00,164 The bravest pioneer! 249 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,209 No budget too steep. No sea too deep... 250 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:04,730 Who's that? It's him James Cameron! 251 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:05,769 Systems are normal. 252 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,794 You guys hearing the song ok up there? 253 00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:09,874 James James Cameron! 254 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:11,807 Explorer of the sea. 255 00:09:11,869 --> 00:09:13,926 Yes, James we hear the song. 256 00:09:13,942 --> 00:09:15,876 Descending to one thousand feet. 257 00:09:15,877 --> 00:09:17,623 I don't see the bar yet. 258 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,507 Looks like it must have sunk pretty low. 259 00:09:19,508 --> 00:09:21,551 With a dying thirst to be the first. 260 00:09:21,552 --> 00:09:24,474 Could it be?! James Cameron!! 261 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:28,246 Come on! Hurry it up in there! 262 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:30,681 Oh yeah that's good. 263 00:09:30,682 --> 00:09:32,001 That's accessible now. 264 00:09:32,002 --> 00:09:34,108 Cool, lemme take a shit in this real quick. 265 00:09:35,154 --> 00:09:37,009 This has gone far enough! 266 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:38,457 How can we make people see the 267 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:39,492 difference between being 268 00:09:39,493 --> 00:09:41,236 sensitive to obesity and letting 269 00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:43,028 fat people walk all over us? 270 00:09:43,201 --> 00:09:45,693 Yeah, what we need is something to raise awareness. 271 00:09:45,694 --> 00:09:48,069 Yeah, we gotta raise people's awareness. 272 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:50,030 Something like a documentary. 273 00:09:50,031 --> 00:09:51,594 You know, follow Cartman around 274 00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:52,855 with a video camera and then get 275 00:09:52,856 --> 00:09:54,052 all his bullshit on television. 276 00:09:54,053 --> 00:09:56,407 Yeah! A documentary? 277 00:09:56,408 --> 00:09:58,405 At least then we'd be voicing our concerns. 278 00:09:58,406 --> 00:09:59,473 I mean if you think about it, 279 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,616 we should feel some shame for just 280 00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:02,372 complaining about it and not doing anything. 281 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:05,246 Yeah I guess you're kind of right. 282 00:10:05,247 --> 00:10:06,277 Hey tell you what. 283 00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:07,277 If you wanna follow Cartman 284 00:10:07,278 --> 00:10:08,799 around and get video of him, 285 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,628 I'll pay to make it into a 286 00:10:09,629 --> 00:10:11,392 documentary and get it on the air. 287 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,181 Really? 288 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:13,141 Thanks dude! 289 00:10:13,142 --> 00:10:15,187 I'm gonna go get a video camera! 290 00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:23,277 Hey Token. 291 00:10:23,351 --> 00:10:24,666 If you're gonna have Kyle video 292 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,997 that stuff for you, you should 293 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:27,543 probably tell him the truth. 294 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:30,682 He doesn't need to know the truth. 295 00:10:31,661 --> 00:10:34,480 Kyle will get what he wants and so will I. 296 00:10:40,492 --> 00:10:42,399 Ladies and gentlemen, we have an 297 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,035 epidemic in our country. 298 00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:46,372 Obesity is costing taxpayers 299 00:10:46,373 --> 00:10:47,907 millions and some are taking 300 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,433 advantage of a system that is flawed. 301 00:10:50,829 --> 00:10:52,065 Over the past several days I 302 00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,471 have filmed one such case, and 303 00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:54,466 the shocking video has been 304 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,351 edited by my partner, Token. 305 00:10:56,637 --> 00:10:57,976 It is our hope that this film 306 00:10:57,977 --> 00:11:00,532 will cast light on a serious issue. 307 00:11:02,046 --> 00:11:05,207 Token Black Productions. 308 00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:07,380 He's chubby! 309 00:11:07,381 --> 00:11:08,346 He's filthy! 310 00:11:08,347 --> 00:11:10,062 And he's a little bit nuts. 311 00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:12,304 Heeere he is, America's new 312 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,660 sweetheart, Fatty Doo Doo! 313 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,012 Fatty Doo Doo? 314 00:11:16,013 --> 00:11:20,477 Who's that scootin' on a scooter Fatty Doo Doo. 315 00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:24,747 Who's got doo doo like a fatty scoot-dee doo. 316 00:11:25,191 --> 00:11:29,547 What? Nobody scoots a fatty doo like you do. 317 00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:31,484 Scatty Foo Foo. 318 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,707 Patty Poo Poo. 319 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,670 White president, black 320 00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:39,598 president, I don't care. 321 00:11:40,504 --> 00:11:42,446 Just scoot me up some doo doo 322 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:44,724 and I'll be right there. 323 00:11:46,877 --> 00:11:50,480 I only know five chords. 324 00:11:52,518 --> 00:11:53,719 Come in. 325 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:56,151 What have you done? 326 00:11:57,538 --> 00:11:59,230 I've helped you make a documentary Kyle. 327 00:11:59,231 --> 00:12:00,455 When we said documentary I 328 00:12:00,456 --> 00:12:02,059 thought we meant 60 minutes! 329 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,476 Not Honey Boo Boo! 330 00:12:03,528 --> 00:12:05,225 Kyle, Kyle, I'm trying to make 331 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:06,589 compelling television. 332 00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,588 You got Randy Newman to do the theme song. 333 00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:10,132 You're not trying that hard. 334 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:12,734 Token, you're a good kid. 335 00:12:12,735 --> 00:12:13,800 How can you sit there and 336 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:14,877 collect money on a show that's 337 00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:17,163 about a fat child killing himself?! 338 00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:19,026 Where is your sense of shame?! 339 00:12:28,049 --> 00:12:30,166 I can remember exactly where I was 340 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,851 the first time I saw Honey Boo Boo. 341 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,632 I couldn't believe what I was seeing. 342 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,499 A shameful, fat family eating 343 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,386 white trash food to their deaths. 344 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,236 And then I saw what network it 345 00:12:41,237 --> 00:12:43,848 was on "The Learning Channel". 346 00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:50,882 If they can feel okay about that, why can't I? 347 00:12:51,796 --> 00:12:53,045 When the bar gets lowered, 348 00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:54,767 Token, we all pay the price. 349 00:12:55,031 --> 00:12:56,957 What if Honey Boo Boo was a little black girl? 350 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,222 Being fattened up by her mom and 351 00:12:58,223 --> 00:12:59,941 talking about grits and hominy. 352 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,108 But she's not black, Kyle. 353 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,446 She's white. 354 00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:09,220 The bar is determined by society, Kyle. 355 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,074 And it's not something that can just be raised up. 356 00:13:13,308 --> 00:13:16,068 Not by us or anyone else. 357 00:13:20,304 --> 00:13:22,237 Are you guys seeing this?! 358 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,363 Yes, we see, Mr. Cameron. 359 00:13:26,069 --> 00:13:29,050 This is where the bar was just a few years ago. 360 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,974 It was lowered here when 361 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:32,581 President Clinton got a blow-job 362 00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:34,398 in the oval office and suddenly 363 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,269 men who were just getting 364 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:36,496 blow-jobs in alleyways thought 365 00:13:36,497 --> 00:13:37,821 they weren't all that bad. 366 00:13:37,822 --> 00:13:39,521 But clearly something else has 367 00:13:39,522 --> 00:13:41,252 lowered the bar even more! 368 00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,915 I must go deeper! 369 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,697 We're in the pipe five by five. 370 00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:49,637 I just don't know what to do. 371 00:13:49,638 --> 00:13:52,087 I mean, I hate Cartman with all 372 00:13:52,088 --> 00:13:53,748 my heart, but I can't help 373 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,840 feeling ashamed for taking advantage of him. 374 00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:57,749 But should I feel shame? 375 00:13:58,223 --> 00:14:00,293 Whatever lowered the bar it's not my fault. 376 00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:01,593 So if I kind of go with it, 377 00:14:01,594 --> 00:14:03,554 is it really unfair to Cartman? 378 00:14:03,839 --> 00:14:04,643 I guess not. 379 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,695 But what is it exactly you're trying to do? 380 00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:10,547 Just you know make some money off him. 381 00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:11,909 Like Honey Boo Boo. 382 00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:13,246 Dude! 383 00:14:13,247 --> 00:14:14,808 Dude not cool. 384 00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:15,516 What? 385 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:17,234 Haven't you heard what happened. 386 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,792 Honey boo boo's heart gave out. 387 00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:21,703 What? 388 00:14:21,787 --> 00:14:23,127 Oh my God. 389 00:14:23,394 --> 00:14:26,295 Yeah, dude, it's really serious. 390 00:14:26,874 --> 00:14:30,713 Well the doctors said honey boo boo needs a heart transplant. 391 00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:32,255 They're gonna do a surgery and 392 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,024 put a pig heart in her, so we're 393 00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:36,266 going to the ranch to pick out a hog. 394 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:39,464 I'm gettin' a pig heart! 395 00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:40,635 If Honey Boo Boo is gonna do 396 00:14:40,636 --> 00:14:42,197 pageants with a pig heart, we 397 00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:44,180 wanna pick a hog that has pizazz 398 00:14:44,181 --> 00:14:46,303 and knows how to work it girl. 399 00:14:46,304 --> 00:14:48,119 I want that one!!! 400 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,373 This'n here?! 401 00:14:49,374 --> 00:14:50,508 You want this'n?! 402 00:14:50,509 --> 00:14:52,072 Yeah! Naw wait! 403 00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:55,010 That pig over there gave me the evil eye! 404 00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:56,261 I want that one! 405 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,844 I want that one! 406 00:14:58,237 --> 00:14:59,083 This'n?! 407 00:14:59,084 --> 00:15:00,196 This'n right cheer?! 408 00:15:00,197 --> 00:15:01,370 You 'ant this'n?! 409 00:15:01,371 --> 00:15:04,881 I want that one's heart it looked at me funny! 410 00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:09,850 We've been in the O.R. about two hours already. 411 00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:11,323 I just hope when she does her 412 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:13,064 pageants the judges don't take 413 00:15:13,065 --> 00:15:15,624 away points cuz she's got pig heart. 414 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,141 Honey Boo Boo! 415 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,597 Honey Boo Boo! 416 00:15:19,598 --> 00:15:20,384 What?! 417 00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:22,152 What you gonna tell them judges 418 00:15:22,153 --> 00:15:24,269 if they ask you about your heart?! 419 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,473 I'm gonna tell em 'my heart is 420 00:15:26,474 --> 00:15:28,624 sweeter than bacon, child!' 421 00:15:31,574 --> 00:15:33,867 Who wants sketti and butter!? 422 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,178 She's got a pig heart now she 423 00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:40,329 thinks she's a pacaderm. 424 00:15:41,614 --> 00:15:43,262 Show em' yer scar! 425 00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:46,497 This' my scar cuz I got a pig heart! 426 00:15:46,498 --> 00:15:49,316 My scar makes me sassy, child! 427 00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:53,918 S.S. Cameron, this is James Cameron. 428 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,685 I am now at 16,000 feet. 429 00:15:56,775 --> 00:15:58,085 You should see the cold, 430 00:15:58,086 --> 00:15:58,986 darkness of it all. 431 00:15:59,086 --> 00:16:02,663 The isolation and yet awe of the sea's magnitude. 432 00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:04,705 I have now sunk deeper than any 433 00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:06,497 human has ever been before! 434 00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:14,008 Way out here in the ocean depths going deep deep deep. 435 00:16:14,009 --> 00:16:15,912 Oh hey James Cameron! 436 00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:16,911 What the heck? 437 00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:19,574 I've been divin' in the deep and 438 00:16:19,575 --> 00:16:21,542 I'm feelin' so cheap. 439 00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:23,183 You son of a bitch Newman! 440 00:16:23,184 --> 00:16:24,734 How did you beat me down here?! 441 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,220 I don't want anyone raising the 442 00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:28,830 bar cuz nobody'll hire me. 443 00:16:28,831 --> 00:16:32,355 Deep deededeep in the ocean. 444 00:16:32,802 --> 00:16:34,432 Ooh, come on. 445 00:16:34,457 --> 00:16:36,086 Fight me Cameron. 446 00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:37,996 Alright you son of a bitch. 447 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,716 I'll take you to hell!!! 448 00:16:44,489 --> 00:16:45,881 It is a violation of my civil 449 00:16:45,882 --> 00:16:46,955 rights, Token, and you should be 450 00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:48,001 ashamed of yourself! 451 00:16:48,002 --> 00:16:49,684 I'm sorry Token I had to tell him. 452 00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:51,012 His life is in danger. 453 00:16:51,013 --> 00:16:52,889 Making money off of people's handicaps! 454 00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:55,809 Well, Token, I would like you to meet my lawyer! 455 00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:01,885 As soon as he gets in here, 456 00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:03,696 he will be handing you a cease and desist order. 457 00:17:03,697 --> 00:17:05,680 That show is not going to air! 458 00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:08,360 It actually aired last night. 459 00:17:08,582 --> 00:17:10,341 You found a network to buy it? 460 00:17:10,342 --> 00:17:12,015 Yeah. But don't worry, it didn't go so good. 461 00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:14,084 We got killed in the ratings by Honey Boo Boo. 462 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:15,780 What?! 463 00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:17,601 That little bitch beat me in the ratings?! 464 00:17:17,602 --> 00:17:19,010 Oh hell no! 465 00:17:19,011 --> 00:17:20,155 Well, it was only our first show 466 00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:20,962 of the season so you really can't 467 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:22,482 I don't give a shit, dude! 468 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,112 Nobody beats my ratings! 469 00:17:24,113 --> 00:17:26,530 Get me a plane ticket that bitch is going down! 470 00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:32,463 We welcome you to the first 471 00:17:32,464 --> 00:17:34,884 lady's symposium on obesity. 472 00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:37,690 With your key note speaker, Michelle Obama. 473 00:17:39,522 --> 00:17:42,675 Our country is in the midst of an epidemic. 474 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:46,711 Recently a very big conflict was brought to my attention. 475 00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:48,679 A conflict that illustrates 476 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,981 without a doubt what should be 477 00:17:49,982 --> 00:17:52,657 our nation's number one priority. 478 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,890 What will we do as a country? 479 00:17:55,504 --> 00:17:58,092 I cannot give you any easy answers. 480 00:17:58,093 --> 00:18:00,521 But what I can give you is what 481 00:18:00,522 --> 00:18:02,621 we've all been waiting for! 482 00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:06,379 Honey Boo Boo vs. Fatty Poo Poo!!!!! 483 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,171 You're going down, bitch! 484 00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:11,901 Nobody takes my ratings! 485 00:18:11,979 --> 00:18:12,602 That's good fatty! 486 00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:13,692 Get pissed! 487 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,635 I am pissed! 488 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,527 Yeah, fatty! 489 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,196 Yeah I am fat and I'm pissed! 490 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:21,025 Ain't nobody can beat my Boo Boo at sketti wrestling! 491 00:18:21,038 --> 00:18:22,500 Let's do this! 492 00:18:54,272 --> 00:18:56,180 I ain't done with you, bitch. 493 00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:58,186 Yea tip assist! 494 00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:03,334 You think he's dead? 495 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,406 I hope so. 496 00:19:06,538 --> 00:19:07,783 S.S. Cameron! 497 00:19:07,784 --> 00:19:09,347 This is James Cameron! 498 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,499 I've found it!!! 499 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,774 My God I've found the bar! 500 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:18,269 Divert all power to subsystems! 501 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,272 2 percent oxygen left! 502 00:19:21,322 --> 00:19:23,179 The bar is too heavy! 503 00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:26,878 Come on you bitch! 504 00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:30,238 Huh, I'll be damned. 505 00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:34,234 Dude, you okay? 506 00:19:35,044 --> 00:19:36,800 I've been thinking, how did 507 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,412 shamelessness get to this? 508 00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,896 Did it start with fat people on scooters? 509 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,605 Or did the bar get lowered way before that. 510 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,944 And then I started thinking maybe it was us. 511 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,789 I don't know but maybe somehow 512 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,001 we lowered the bar a long time ago. 513 00:19:53,002 --> 00:19:55,747 And now we're all sittin' her in the stink of it all. 514 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,598 There's no going back, Stan. 515 00:20:00,323 --> 00:20:01,686 It's like I can't explain it. 516 00:20:01,687 --> 00:20:03,573 I just suddenly feel like this isn't right. 517 00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:04,402 I don't know why we were 518 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,739 watching that garbage in the first place. 519 00:20:08,472 --> 00:20:10,916 Mrs. Obama? Ma'am? You ok? 520 00:20:11,552 --> 00:20:13,099 Something's wrong. 521 00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:15,749 This... this is all wrong. 522 00:20:16,463 --> 00:20:18,345 Stop! Everyone! 523 00:20:18,346 --> 00:20:19,855 What are we doing? 524 00:20:19,974 --> 00:20:22,386 How can you let this happen to your daughter. 525 00:20:22,649 --> 00:20:23,986 I don't know. 526 00:20:24,439 --> 00:20:26,593 How did I let myself go like this? 527 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,203 What have I done?! 528 00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:32,484 When did we devolve into watching fat kids sketti wrestling? 529 00:20:32,485 --> 00:20:35,542 We need to realize obesity is an epidemic. 530 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:37,364 But it's not a disease. 531 00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:38,961 From now on, I'm going to 532 00:20:38,962 --> 00:20:40,702 dedicate this administration 533 00:20:40,703 --> 00:20:43,185 to fighting childhood obesity! 534 00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:47,851 Bitch! 535 00:20:53,234 --> 00:20:55,158 What the hell is going on? 536 00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:56,747 I don't know. 537 00:20:57,241 --> 00:21:00,305 I think we've been given another chance. 538 00:21:06,751 --> 00:21:08,581 Mr. Cameron, we can't believe it! 539 00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:09,857 We're done here. 540 00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:12,687 Set course for the set of Avatar 2. 541 00:21:13,094 --> 00:21:17,829 Mr. Cameron, people should know how you saved us all. 542 00:21:17,996 --> 00:21:19,547 How you raised the bar. 543 00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,682 How will they know what a hero you are? 544 00:21:24,727 --> 00:21:26,494 James Cameron doesn't do what 545 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,642 James Cameron does for James Cameron. 546 00:21:32,296 --> 00:21:35,004 James Cameron does what James Cameron does 547 00:21:35,005 --> 00:21:39,297 because James Cameron is James Cameron. 548 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:45,292 His name is James Cameron.