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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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That's real funny.
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Big Hairy and Mike in the morning
talking about the new hit movie
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It's a great comedy, it's starring...
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and...
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I saw the movie last night, Big Hairy,
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It made me laugh so hard.
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This movie is about a...
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and suddenly all like...
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Oh man, it's great.
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Big Hairy and Mike in the morning.
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We'll talk more about it,
but let's get to music.
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The new Twin Wave band with their song...
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Coming this fall to FOX/CBS/FX,
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Jurassic Park and Lost
in the same TV show.
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Dinosaurs.
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Lost humans.
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Future, yeah.
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Stanley, eat your waffles.
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Shut up Cartman, you don't even know
what you're talking about.
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I saw it on the news, Kyle.
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The school is going
to make us all get shots again.
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But this time it's so that
we don't get warts in our vagina.
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That's only a vaccination girls, stupid.
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Why are they saying that getting vaccinated
in school is gonna make us all retarded?
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Because some people think vaccinations
can give you autism or Asperger's.
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- Wait, what?
- That's what they're talking about on the news.
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Wait, there's a disease called ass burgers?
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You are so lying,
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there is no disease
called fucking ass burgers.
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You wanna bet?
Let's go ask my dad, right now.
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Ok.
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And so, children, at noon today,
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all the girls will go
to the gymnasium for their vaccinations
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and boys will head on out to recess.
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Do the girls get their shots
right in the vagina?
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No, butters, that's not how it works.
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Mr. Garrison.
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These three boys were caught
playing hooky.
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Did you guys know there's actually
a disease called ass burgers?
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Sit down boys,
we'll talk about this later.
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Right now,
we're talking about vaginal warts.
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This isn't fair,
how do the school make us get vaccinated?
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You mean little hamburgers grow
in your butthole?
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- That's right, it's a butt fungus.
- I don't want burgers coming out of my butt.
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God, shut up!
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Everyone just shut the fuck up!
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M'kay, stan,
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you got to try to pull yourself
out of this.
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M'kay?
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I know that your parents
recently got divorced.
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M'kay? That's got to be hard.
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I know that, that's bail.
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When you walk around all mope, m'kay?
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Saying everything is just shitty,
well...
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that's called being a Debbie Downer,
Stan.
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And nobody likes a Debbie Downer,
m'kay?
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I mean you got the snap out of it,
Debbie.
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Come on Deb,
you're even bumming me out now, m'kay?
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Your attitude just sucks.
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I just want everything
to go back to the way it was.
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Okay, well that's not gonna happen,
Debbie.
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Okay, you know life has to change, okay?
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How?
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When all the things that made you laugh
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just make you sick,
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how do you go on
when nothing makes you happy?
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Excuse me a minute, Stan, m'kay?
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Hi, Miss Bronski?
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Did we vaccinate Stan Marsh
for the flu last year?
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We did?
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I think he's got Asperger's.
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This is Breaking News from CNN.
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Or fox or whatever, fuck you.
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The first documented case
of a child developing Asperger's syndrome
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from school vaccination
has put the government in a tight spot.
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At a press conference today, the media heard
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from the young boy's Father,
Steamie Ray vaughan.
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It's pretty shitty when you work
so hard to be a great parent.
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An then the government
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comes along with one shot
turns your child into a
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mentally incapacitated freak!
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I mean, look at him.
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He's disinterested, depressed, self loathing
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it's most likely the reason
his mother and I got divorced.
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In response to the embarrassment,
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the President of the United States
has passed Stan's bill.
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Putting an end,
to mandated school vaccinations.
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Mr. President, the bill's ready.
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Just sign right here, Mr. President.
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And if you could just sign
this one as well, Mr. President.
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It is yet unknown
if any other children have contracted
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the Asperger's from the vaccinations.
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But if so,
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multimillion dollars source
are probably not far behind.
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Turn on your heart light,
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let it shine wherever you go,
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they make us happy living.
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Eric, what is it this time?
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Fever, lightheadedness.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
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- You don't feel warm.
- Oh, that's a relief.
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I thought maybe I had a fever but...
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Oh my buns,
there's a sharp pain in my buns.
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- Can you lay on your stomach?
- I'll try.
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What is this? A hamburger?
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A what?
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Why are there hamburgers
in your underwear?
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Are you serious?
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How can there be...
God, you're saying I have ass burgers?
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This doesn't make sense.
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Are you trying to sneak food
into the school or something?
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What are you talking about?
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I got vaccinated from this school,
and I clearly have ass burgers.
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Very funny.
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I'm glad you think ass burgers is funny.
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- Just know my condition on your record there.
- Get out of my office.
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Hey Kyle, have you heard
anything at all from Stan?
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I've tried, Wendy.
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I've called him, I've been to his house,
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but since his diagnosis
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all he's done has gotten worse.
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I don't know what to do,
it's like he's completely turned off.
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Those two should just screw
and get it over with.
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Yeah.
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I can't keep doing it, Wendy.
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I know he has an illness but goddamn...
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it's like being around a black hole
that just sucks the life out of everything.
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Look, maybe what we should do
is go over to his house together
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- That way we could...
- No, I can't, Wendy.
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All his negativity is starting
to make me depressed.
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I have to let him go.
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And whatever happens next,
I'm going to embrace
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with a totally positive attitude.
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Goddamn stupid school nurse,
heartless bitch.
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What's the matter, dude?
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I spent all morning
making hamburgers for nothing,
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that's what's the matter.
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You made hamburgers?
That's awesome.
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I'd love one.
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This is really good, Cartman.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Try this hamburger,
Cartman made them himself.
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Wow, what is that?
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Seriously Cartman,
you could make money with these.
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Jeez, thanks, Kyle.
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The truth is we still know very little
about Asperger's syndrome, Mrs. Marsh.
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All our patients here show
the same social awkwardness
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that your son exhibits.
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- Good morning, Mr. Mathers.
- Goodbye, doctor.
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It's as if they all have an inability
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to distinguish from what is
socially acceptable and what is not.
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We've got a new patient, Mark,
now I want you to meet Stan.
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Nice to meet you.
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Here at the treatment center,
our focus is on awareness.
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Asperger's is serious,
but unfortunately because Its of name
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people think it's a disease
to be made fun of.
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All right, everyone, let's have a seat.
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We'll be done at about 5:00 P.M.,
Msrs. Marsh,
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- I'll call if it's any earlier.
- Oh, right.
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Goodbye Stan, I love you.
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- All right, are we clear?
- We're clear.
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Watch that window pop.
Everyone make sure this room isn't bugged.
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All right Stan, listen up,
we don't have a lot of time.
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You've been told
Asperger's is real, it isn't.
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It's just a front we use to stay hidden.
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- Wait, it's not a real illness?
- Of course not.
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If there was
a social development disease,
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you wouldn't call it Asperger's,
that's just me.
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There's a big war going on out there,
Stan.
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And we want to you join our fight
to bring it all down.
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No, no, no.
We're not doing this.
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You've broken through their reality
and they don't like it.
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Others deserve to know the truth.
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You see everything as shit, don't you?
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Where other people see fun movies
and hear cool music
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all you see and hear is shit.
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Am I right?
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Yeah.
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So do we.
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All of us here.
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We know the truth, too.
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We found way to make it stop, Stan.
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Now are you interested?
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Or not?
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Next order, please.
Get your Cartman Burgers here.
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Fresh and flavorful.
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I just can't believe
how yummy these are.
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There you go, Mary.
Turn it back and shake.
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- How are we doing those patties?
- About three minutes, fat ass.
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Nice.
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We're out of finished burgers again, Eric.
We need more.
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It's alright,
I think another batch is just finishing off
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in our top secret flavor enhancer.
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Come on, Cartman.
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As employees don't you think we can see
what the secret Favor enhancer is?
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I'm sorry Kyle but if we compromise
our final cooking process,
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then our patented flavor
will be be everywhere.
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And we'll have to go back to school.
Now, let me get those hamburgers.
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All right, these are good to go.
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- All right, is he ready to be sent in?
- He's ready.
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Beta levels are normal.
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Who are you people?
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We're the secret society of cynics.
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Everything looks like shit to you, right?
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What if I were to tell you
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that you're seeing the world
the way it actually is.
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The world around us
has all completely turned to shit,
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but aliens are putting out a brain wave
that keeps most people seeing a false reality.
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- Aliens?
- Or robots from the future, whatever.
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The point is they need to keep everyone
in a blissful state of ignorance.
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Yeah, everything used
to be awesome and cool
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but now everything's gone to shit
and nobody knows except us.
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Yeah.
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Because of aliens?
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Or genetically altered humans,
whatever, fuck you.
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All that matters is that you are the key
to bringing this whole thing down.
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They know who we are,
but they won't be expecting you.
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Are you ready to go back into
the illusionary world you once lived in?
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- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Let's send him in.
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Drink this.
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Oh, cool.
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Jill, you got a date with Al Pacino.
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I think Al Pacino wants
to play twister with your sister.
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Adam Sandler is funny.
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Hey Kyle, you have a visitor.
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- Stan?
- Kyle!
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Hey, Stan.
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Dude, I'm sorry.
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I've been a shitty friend,
I miss my buddy.
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You were right,
Adam Sandler is fucking hysterical.
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- Stan, are you all right?
- Yeah dude, I totally get it now.
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I can see out lame
I was saying everything was shit.
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Really? Stan, that's great.
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Kyle, it's all shit!
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For real.
Everything is shit because of aliens with AI,
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and you and me are gonna fuck it all.
Come on!
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Dude, have you been drinking.
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You're not listening to me Kyle.
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Dude we have to go do this one thing,
and then everything can go back to normal.
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It's too late for that.
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Things just can't go back, Stan.
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I'm with Cartman Burger now.
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Dude, Cartman Burger, seriously?
How shitty is that fucking concept.
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See, there you go again.
Look at you dude, look what you become.
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- Everything's all right here, Kyle?
- Yeah, fine.
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00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:07,559
We're gonna need
some patties pretty soon.
247
00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:09,718
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
- Come on, Kyle.
248
00:13:09,843 --> 00:13:13,651
- This is about you and me, remember.
- Look dude, things around here have changed.
249
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:17,029
Sometimes, the only way
to keep going is to make a left turn.
250
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,958
Fuck you, Kyle.
You're a piece of shit.
251
00:13:27,029 --> 00:13:28,671
Kyle, I love you.
252
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,481
You are a piece of shit,
though, fuck you.
253
00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:37,481
I love you.
254
00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:48,870
Big harry and mike in the morning in case
you didn't catch last night's episode of
255
00:13:49,489 --> 00:13:52,002
- We're breaking it down.
- Oh, Big Hairy, with a...
256
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,939
Oh, no, no, no.
How about we...
257
00:14:04,532 --> 00:14:05,470
He's back.
258
00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:09,277
- Did you see the illusionary world again?
- How did it feel to be back in the matrix?
259
00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:11,140
You feel like total shit.
260
00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:14,437
It's okay, that's just your brain levels
adjusting back to the real world.
261
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,360
Try to focus, Stan.
We've found them.
262
00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:18,191
We know where the rock creatures are now.
263
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,831
The rock creatures?
264
00:14:20,091 --> 00:14:23,008
Aliens or AI things, whatever, fuck you.
265
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,300
Dude, I can't...
266
00:14:25,109 --> 00:14:26,241
I can't do any...
267
00:14:26,697 --> 00:14:27,893
He's gonna pop!
268
00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:33,401
Come on kid, wake up,
there's not a lot of time left.
269
00:14:33,526 --> 00:14:34,874
You're pushing him too hard.
270
00:14:35,278 --> 00:14:36,209
Oh, God.
271
00:14:36,524 --> 00:14:39,463
Stan, you have to convince people
they're living in a world of illusion.
272
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,810
We're send you back in.
273
00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:54,806
We all know why we are here.
274
00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:58,460
There is a rebellion in our midst,
and it must be squashed out.
275
00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:01,108
We have to put an end
to Cartman Burgers.
276
00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:02,777
- Yes!
- Let's go!
277
00:15:03,022 --> 00:15:06,277
At KFC,
we've seen a 50% drop in sales.
278
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,557
It's worst at Pizza Hut,
Cartman Burgers choked out the market.
279
00:15:10,637 --> 00:15:12,658
What makes them so good?
280
00:15:12,935 --> 00:15:16,791
Whatever reason is, Cartman Burgers satisfied
taste craving for all of our restaurants.
281
00:15:17,128 --> 00:15:20,821
Realize the secret,
it's a chemical compound of all our flavors.
282
00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:25,174
Pizza Hut, Burger King, KFC
all somehow infused into one burger.
283
00:15:25,571 --> 00:15:29,061
It's as if he's somehow
taking all the ingredient of our food.
284
00:15:29,186 --> 00:15:31,484
Breaking them down in
to some kind of gas,
285
00:15:31,609 --> 00:15:35,184
and then somehow infusing
that gas into his hamburger.
286
00:15:35,649 --> 00:15:37,937
What kind of instrument
can he be using to do this?
287
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,820
They would have to be
some kind of super Dutch oven.
288
00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:43,526
But a dutch oven with greater technology
than we've ever seen.
289
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:01,684
Hey!
290
00:16:02,954 --> 00:16:04,797
Wake up.
Come on, can wake up.
291
00:16:05,701 --> 00:16:07,091
Use the smelling sauce.
292
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:12,551
Enchirito?
293
00:16:13,419 --> 00:16:14,557
You know the secret?
294
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,183
What?
You guys are aliens?
295
00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:17,686
Stop playing with us!
296
00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:20,938
What's the secret behind
Cartman Burger's amazing taste?
297
00:16:21,759 --> 00:16:22,815
Dude, I don't know!
298
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,056
He's lying.
299
00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:25,898
You see this kid in the picture?
300
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,099
This guy is his best friend.
301
00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:30,865
I'm not friends with him.
302
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,618
They have been through everything together,
inseparable.
303
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,661
No, no, we don't hang on anymore.
304
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:36,846
All right.
305
00:16:36,971 --> 00:16:39,832
Like someone would just walk away
from a friendship like that.
306
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,322
Dude, I didn't walk away.
307
00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:44,170
I turned ten and everything he wanted
to do seemed shitty to me so I...
308
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,287
Oh, sure.
309
00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:48,866
Anyone would dish out on their best friend
'cause they weren't feeling good.
310
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:52,428
Now, stop playing games and tell us
why Cartman Burgers are so delicious.
311
00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:53,846
I don't know.
312
00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:55,910
All right.
313
00:16:56,035 --> 00:16:58,484
I guess we'll have
to do this the hard way.
314
00:17:01,144 --> 00:17:03,107
There's ten mediums
and five medium rares.
315
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,325
All right,
I'll take these to the flavor enhancer.
316
00:17:05,627 --> 00:17:06,650
Next, please.
317
00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:11,113
Kyle, you gotta tell me the secret
to Cartman Burger.
318
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:14,700
- What are you doing?
- How do you guys make them so yummy?
319
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:15,660
I don't know.
320
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,246
You better get him to tell you or you're
going to get shot in the back of the head.
321
00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:20,304
You get that?
322
00:17:20,429 --> 00:17:22,291
Dude, just tell me
the secret to Cartman Burger.
323
00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:25,795
Why? So that we lose our business and
everything can go back to old times?
324
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,172
No, because there's aliens
with a sniper chicken on me.
325
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,245
Oh, God.
326
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,387
Look, I know you got Asperger's
from the school and I'm sorry.
327
00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:34,428
But your negativity is poison to me.
328
00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:35,503
All right.
329
00:17:35,628 --> 00:17:39,308
Like a friend would walk out on somebody
who's diagnosed with a serious illness.
330
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,792
Dude, I'm sorry
that I've been bumming you out.
331
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:45,147
- But it's not my fault.
- You said fuck you to my face, Stan.
332
00:17:45,313 --> 00:17:47,066
Dude, I didn't realize
what I was saying.
333
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,123
Yeah, right.
334
00:17:48,248 --> 00:17:51,362
Like any friend would say something
that severe then try to take it back.
335
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:54,467
All right, look,
I honestly don't know the secret, dude.
336
00:17:54,592 --> 00:17:57,118
Only Cartman does and
that's how it's gonna work for us.
337
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,994
God, dammit, this is getting us nowhere.
338
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:01,607
Everyone get back.
339
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,685
You want to play hard ball, that's fine.
340
00:18:05,023 --> 00:18:07,715
Let's see this mighty machine
once and for all.
341
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,406
You vampire sons of bitches!
342
00:18:18,694 --> 00:18:20,076
All right, nice work, Stan.
343
00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:21,784
Now comes the final step.
344
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:23,795
You have to take out duck president.
345
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,039
Just stop it.
346
00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:27,909
You people are so full of shit.
347
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:30,693
Looks like the serum is clearing off.
You better take some more.
348
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:33,616
No, I'm done with that.
349
00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:38,321
But Stan, you have to take down the bad guys
and go through a personal transformation,
350
00:18:38,446 --> 00:18:40,508
so that everything
can go back to the way it was.
351
00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:43,028
I don't want everything
to go back to the way it was.
352
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,081
I don't.
353
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,627
You were right, Kyle.
354
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:51,972
Sometimes the only way to go forward
is to take a big left turn.
355
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,227
I've been resisting it but I'm ready now.
356
00:18:54,787 --> 00:18:56,548
I want you to stay
with Cartman Burger, dude.
357
00:18:56,673 --> 00:18:57,244
It's okay.
358
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,568
You're gonna do this,
and I'm gonna to do my thing and
359
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:01,634
my mom and dad aren't
getting back together.
360
00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:03,298
You know what? It's okay.
361
00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:05,060
In fact, it's better.
362
00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:08,200
Change is gonna bring
new things for all of us.
363
00:19:08,325 --> 00:19:10,673
Where will Cartman Burger go from here?
That will be cool to see.
364
00:19:10,798 --> 00:19:12,586
It opens me up to whole new adventures,
365
00:19:12,711 --> 00:19:15,070
exploring new relationships
with all new people in town.
366
00:19:15,498 --> 00:19:17,498
Maybe this kid will become
my new best friend.
367
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,921
Or maybe this kid will.
368
00:19:19,352 --> 00:19:22,262
Maybe it won't be like before,
but at least it'll all be new.
369
00:19:22,692 --> 00:19:25,080
And that's what's gonna make it
so that I can keep going.
370
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:28,650
For the first time in a long time,
I'm really excited.
371
00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:33,792
Stan! Stan!
Get in the car, Stan.
372
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,549
Your mom and I
are moving back in together.
373
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,011
- What?
- We worked it out, pal, surprise!
374
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,971
No, dad, no. No, please.
375
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,418
We talked a lot and we know
it's what's best for you kids.
376
00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:46,060
And, I don't know.
377
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,350
No, mom, sometimes you gotta left turn.
378
00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:49,992
People get older, Stanley.
379
00:19:50,253 --> 00:19:52,032
And as you get older you realize
380
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,760
the best thing to do is just
stick with what you know.
381
00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:20,690
Wou were sticking these
in your ass, Cartman?
382
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:51,414
Big Hairy and Mike in the morning,
talking about "Two and A Half Men"
383
00:20:51,539 --> 00:20:54,197
I think Ashton Kutcher
makes it the show to be seen, Mike.
384
00:20:54,322 --> 00:20:57,992
And what about that movie "Dolphin Tale",
I'm psyched for that.
385
00:20:58,495 --> 00:21:00,313
It's Big Hairy and Mike in the morning.
386
00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:03,142
Let's hear one from the band
Sladjammer and their song...
387
00:21:06,545 --> 00:21:08,526
Dude, we're going to see
the new Zookeeper movie.
388
00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:10,187
Zookeeper 2, Zoo Creepier!
389
00:21:13,177 --> 00:21:14,476
Okay, coming.
390
00:21:26,888 --> 00:21:33,285
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