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South
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Do I really have to do this,dad?
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Stan,now more than ever you need to
understand the importance of saving money.
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But grandma said I could use
this money to buy whatever I want.
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Okay,next,please.
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Go on,stanley.
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How can I help you,young man?
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I got $100 check from my grandma.
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And my dad said I need to put it in
the bank so it can grow over the years.
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Well,that's fantastic. A
really smart decision,young man.
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We can put that check in
a money market mutual fund,
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Then we'll reinvest the earnings
into foreign currency accounts
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with come can pounding
interest and it's gone!
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Uhh,what?
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It's gone. It's all gone.
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What's all gone?
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The money in your account. It
didn't do too well. It's gone.
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What do you mean? I have $100.
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Not anymore,you don't. Poof!
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Well,what can I do
to get back my --
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i'm sorry,sir,but this line
is for bank members only.
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I just opened an account!
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Do you have any money
invested with this bank?
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No,you just lost it all.
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Then please stand aside for people
who actually have money with us.
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Next,please.
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Hello,mrs. Farnickle. How are you today?
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Making a deposit,are we?
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Great. We can just put that into your retirement
at and make it go to work for you and it's gone.
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What?
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Sorry,yeah. That's gone.
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Please step aside for people who actually
have money with the bank. Next,please.
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Dad!
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Hey,i'm trying to teach my son
about the importance of savings.
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You already lost his money?
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Oh,mr.marsh! Don't worry.
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We can just transfer money from your account and
into a portfolio with your son's -- and it's gone!
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This line is for people who
have money with the bank only.
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Please step aside.
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This is the 9 news special report.
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Recession! A nation in peril.
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An economic cris has hit south park
and the nation like never before.
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Another south park bank has closed
down,leaving thousands of people in debt.
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It's just crazy,you know?
Everyone's affected by it.
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It's like all the money just vanished.
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It's really terrifying. We've got
no money to pay our mortgage now.
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We could very easily lose our house.
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Hi,grandma.
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First,the money started going and
now everyone's getting laid off work.
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They took our jobs!
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Just how far will the economy fall?
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We asked economic reporter
dan banks for his assessment.
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We'll have the rest of dan's
interview tonight at 10:00.
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All right,everyone,eat up.
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Oh,jesus christ.
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Sliced hot dogs and tomato slices?
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You said we had to be
careful with our money.
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I've got nothing for a food budget!
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Mom,dad,how come there's
suddenly no money?
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I'll tell you what happened,son.
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See,there's a bunch of idiot s out there
who weren't happy with what they had.
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They wanted a bigger house and materialistic
things that they didn't even need.
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People with no money who got loans to buy
frivolous things they had no business buying.
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And these assholes just blindly
started buying any stupid thing
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That looked appealing because
they thought money was endless.
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It goes back to when the government had the idea
that everyone in america deserves to own a house.
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So we have people having a hard time paying
their loans meaning less money coming in.
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And the idiots couldn't see that by doing all this
frivolous spending they were mocking the economy.
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And they made the economy very angry.
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We're all feeling the economy's vengeance
because of materialistic heathens
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who did stupid things with their money.
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Do you understand,son?
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Yeah. I think I get it.
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And so why is our economy failing us?
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Because the government kept
interest rates too low for too long!
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The government took our economy for granted
and now we are all here paying the price!
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How long will we sit and
watch our economy fall --
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And so I say to you,do not listen
to the wall street brokers for they
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are the ones who put
us in this situation!
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Fat cats with corporate greed.
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- They are the ones who knowingly drove us down this pathway of doom.
- and so where has all the money gone?
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It must have gone somewhere.
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The answer is obvious,my
friends. It is the jews!
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Covetous jews,who have taken all our
money and hoarded it for themselves.
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Hidden all the cash in some secret jew cave
that they built,probably back in the early '60s.
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And now we hear all different people casting all
different kinds of blame from person to person.
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But the fault lies in all of you. You!
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Who bought that $300,000 house when
you only had $20,000 to put down. You!
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Who bought that third car even though
only two people in your home drive.
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It is time to stop pointing fingers.
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Finger-pointing gets us nowhere. Steve!
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We have mocked our economy and now the
economy has cast its vengeance upon us all.
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He's right. This is the first
guy to actually make sense.
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Yeah,it is an angry
and unforgiving economy.
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To repent we must stop
frivolous spending.
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Instead of paying for
cable,let us watch clouds!
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Instead of buying clothes,bear
but sheets from thine beds!
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Cut spending to only the bare
essentials -- water and bread.
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And margaritas,yeah!
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Hello,young man. Welcome to
sur la table. Can I help you?
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Yeah. I wanna return this
margaritaville my stupid dad bought.
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Oh,that's all we get anymore,returns.
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Could you please put the
receipt here on this table?
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Sorry,our computers are slow today.
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We need a new ethernet cable.
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Oh,i'm sorry,sir. I'd like to give you a
refund,but i'm afraid that's not doable.
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- What?
- I said i'm not able,sir.
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You see,this margaritaville was
purchased with a payment plan.
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So?
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Well,an outside financing company
handles those payment plans.
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Customers just pay for some of the machine
and the finance company pays for the rest.
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Well,can't I just return it and
get the money my dad put in back?
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Hmm,that's improbable,but
not impossible.
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I'm not really sure how it works.
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You'll have to speak with
the people at the top.
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I can give you the finance company's
address if that's agreeable with you.
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We have become lovers of pleasure,rather
than lovers of the economy.
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There are those who will say
that the economy has forsaken us.
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Nay you hath forsaken the economy!
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And now you know the economy's wrath.
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Oh,thoust can shop in
a sporting goods store,
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But knowest thou that the economy will
take away thy broncos cap from thy head.
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You mocked the economy without fear.
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Thine own stockbrokers,now
lie dead by their own hand.
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And thou knowest that thy
stockbroker did not fear the economy.
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Well,here we are,my friends.
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You have brought the economy's
vengeance upon yourselves.
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What can we do,randy?
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Yes! Tell us! What do we
do? Tell us what to do!
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We must all wear sheets instead of
buying clothes that need detergent.
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Instead of cars that take gasoline,we
can get around on lamas from drake's farm.
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Instead of video games that take batteries
and software,our kids can play with squirrels!
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We must let the economy know that
we are capable of respecting it.
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No more needless spending!
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The economy is our shepherd.
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We shall not want!
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Morning,ted.
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Morning,al.
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Well,this sucks.
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Sure was better when our
parents were buying us stuff.
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Of all the times for people to
decide to stop buying things,
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It has to be the week the grand theft
auto 4 comes out for nintendo ds!
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You want something
new every week,fat ass.
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Don't you fraternize me!
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This is all your fault,you know.
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My fault?
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The jews took all the
money away and they --
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don't even start! Don't
even start,cartman!
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Well,why are we wearing bed sheets
and playing with squirrels,kyle?
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Not because of the
jews,butters! Who told you that?
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Well,eric did!
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Just tell us where the cave is,kyle.
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Now look!
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The reason we're in this situation
is because people are being stupid!
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The economy isn't some vengeable
being that takes things away from us.
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The economy is just made up by people.
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And people have just
lost their faith in it.
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What people really should
be doing is spending more.
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Spending is fine!
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We best speak with the council.
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Tell them a young jew is speaking
heresy towards the economy.
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can I help you?
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I want to return this margaritaville.
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Okay. Let me send you into josh.
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Hey,welcome to big
orange finance company!
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Yeah,have a seat. You want some carmex?
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No thanks.
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I want to return this margaritaville and the guy at sur
la table said that you are the company that financed it.
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Ooh,yeah. No. You know what? No,yeah.
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What?
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Yeah,we can't give you your
money back for that. Yeah,no.
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You'd have to talk to the
people on wall street. Yeah.
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Wall street?
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Yeah,no,see what I do is find americans who want
a frozen beverage machine but can't afford one.
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And I hook them up with investors who want to get
into the margaritaville payment plan business,yeah.
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So?
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Yeah,so the problem is your margaritaville
payment plan has been combined
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With thousands of others into
one big margaritaville security.
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Yeah,no. Yeah. No,yeah.
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The entire town has given
over to your ways,mr. Chairman.
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Everyone has even stopped using electricity
so as to stop paying electrical bills.
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You've really done an
amazing thing,mr. Marsh.
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People have learned to hold on to their money so as
to not feel the sting of the economy's mighty sword.
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I am pretty smart,yeah.
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But I have assembled this economic committee
to make sure everyone sticks to my new plan.
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We've got guards posted at the malls to make
sure nobody gets tempted to buy dumb stuff.
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And pat saltzman is doing house checks to make
sure nobody's ordering anything stupid online.
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Then perhaps soon our
economy will return to us.
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Council,i bring news of discord!
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A young jew was in the town square
speaking blasphemy about the economy.
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What?
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He was saying that your ideas are
false and the economy is not vengeful!
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He was rallying people to spend more!
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Spend more? What mockery is this?
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Relax,father maxi.
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What harm can one jew do against
our economic recovery movement?
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I had a dream last night.
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I was in a field,and I had grand theft
auto chinatown wars right next to me.
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But then the sky went black and grand theft
auto chinatown wars just melted in my hands.
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What's that?
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Excuse me. We need to
borrow your squirrels!
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- What?
- No! No,please!
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You have sinned!
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Oh,jesus,i'm sorry. Please!
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What's going on?
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Garrison,you have brought your
filth to this town for the last time!
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What did he do?
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Your teacher was caught buying a kitchen
aid stand mixer at bed,bath and beyond.
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Take thy punishment,heathen!
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Hey,stop it! Stop!
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Move aside,kid. He must
pay for his stand mixer.
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C'mon,this is ridiculous!
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What's ridiculous about hucking squirrels
at a man who has angered the economy?
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Just have a little compassion,huh?
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I mean,everyone's gone out and bought
something stupid. It's not so bad.
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Whichever of you guys has never
bought anything frivolous,go ahead
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And huck the next squirrel
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excuse me? Excuse me!
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I'd like to return this har mark,please.
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Margaritaville?
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My dad bought it on a payment plan
that was set up by a finance company
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Which got their principal
investors from somebody here.
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Oh,that makes sense.
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It does?
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You see,son,we lumped thousands of these
margaritaville installment plans together
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into margaritaville based securities,
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Then chopped those securities up in a
way that we could sell them to banks.
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So I can return it to the bank?
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Nope. Because a bunch of people like you
are defaulting on their margaritavilles
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So the government had to buy the
margaritaville assets from the banks.
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What?
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Just talk to the treasury
department. In d.c.
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They're the ones who really
understand how all this works.
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Oh,sell,sell,sell,sell!
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Listen,this is all you need to know.
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The economy is not a
supernatural all-knowing entity.
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The economy is just an idea made
up by people thousands of years ago.
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The economy is not
real and yet it is real.
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Nowadays,they'll give credit cards to
practically anyone who applies for them.
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I applied for this
yesterday to prove a point.
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It is an american express platinum card.
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It has no spending limb.
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Do not be afraid!
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This is only plastic.
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It's just something made up by people.
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Truly meaningless until
we put our faith in it.
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Faith is what makes
an economy economist.
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Without faith,it is only
plastic cards and paper money.
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By all report,the young
jew is not letting up.
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He is still going around convincing people
to have faith in the economy by shopping.
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We've done everything we can and
yet the economy has not improved.
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Worse,it has declined.
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Poor bart here just lost his
job at little caesar's pizza.
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Our tireless work is obviously
being undermined by this one jew.
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Why does he go around pretending to
know the true will of the economy?
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Perhaps he is the economy's
only son,sent to save us.
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Are you retarded,stotch!
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The economy is omnipotent.
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Which means it can do anything.
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So saying it would be
limiting to one son is stupid!
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That is stupid,yeah.
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And going around telling
people to shop is dangerous.
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Well,then there's only one option.
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We have to kill the jew.
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Yep,i think we gotta kill the jew.
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I don't know. He's got a lot of support.
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It might be hard to even catch this jew.
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Did somebody say "catch a jew"?
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The person you are after might be
hard to get,but I can bring him to you.
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And all I want in return
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is chinatown wars for
a handheld nintendo sd
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uh,how can we help you,young man?
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I want to return this margaritaville.
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My dad bought it on a payment
plan set up by a finance company
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That got investors from wall street
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who combined it into securities,sold
to banks who transferred it to you.
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Ohhh,that makes sense.
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No problem. We just need
to consult the chart.
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We can determine your property's
value and we'll be done.
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Really? Thank you.
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Be right back
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excellent news,sir.
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We've determined the investment value of
your margaritaville to be $90 trillion!
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What?
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Hey,what's the matter,kyle?
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You seem bummed out.
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I just have a feeling this might
be the last time we get to do this.
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Don't worry,kyle. We're not
gonna let people kill you.
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We'll keep you hidden forever!
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I can't just hide my whole life,butters.
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And besides,i have this strange feel hag
one of you is gonna totally betray me.
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All right,whoever is thinking of
betraying kyle,that is not cool.
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That's frickin' lame,dude.
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Kyle's trying to get
the economy going again.
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If somebody is thinking of stabbing
him in the back,you're being a dick.
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Go ahead,kyle.
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Whoever it might happen to be,i'm
not giving him the opportunity.
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Tomorrow,i'm going to
have to do something.
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Something i've known I would have
to do to restore people's faith.
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Kyle,please. For sake,don't
do anything drastic.
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There's no choice anymore,guys.
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Don't worry about me.
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I've been preparing for
this for a while now.
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No,no,no. Excuse me. I don't understand.
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How can this stupid thing
be worth $90 trillion?
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What,you think it's worth more?
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No! Dude,that doesn't make sense.
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Well,you don't get $90 trillion,but
the chart says that's what it's worth.
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Oh,oh,problem! Problem again!
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What is it now?
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Another insurance company
is about to go under.
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If they do,people could lose millions.
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Okay. No problem. We
better consult the chart.
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Sir,another insurance
company is going under.
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Now determining most prudent
move for insurance company!
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Bailout!
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Most prudent move is a bailout!
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Bailout the insurance company!
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It's a miracle.
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Why would someone do this?
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What is this? What is going on?
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There. Look.
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It's the jew.
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Somehow he got a platinum
amex with no spending limit.
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What's he doing?
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He's paying for everyone's debts.
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Hey,thanks,kid. This
is really nice of you.
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But that's impossible.
Why would he do this?
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So that people have money to spend.
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Kyle! Kyle,you have to stop this!
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It's okay,ma.
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No,kyle,you'll be in debt
for the rest of your life.
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Please,somebody,get him to stop!
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Uh,there's about $17,000 worth here
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he paid for our debts so
we could spend once more.
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He's dead.
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No,he's just passed out.
We should get him to bed.
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For the first time in almost a year,the economy in
south park has take an small,but noticeable upturn.
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Stores and shopping malls are open again as newly
debt-free people feel safe to make purchases.
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The new margaritaville!
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With salsa dispenser!
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Just pour your favorite salsa in the top
and it comes out the dispenser at the bottom!
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Oh,we need this!
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Are we out of the woods yet?
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Only time will tell.
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But we must not forget the sacrifice
one person made to restore our faith
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And make us believe in
the economy once again.
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The person we must thank every
day for his amazing sacrifice --
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barack obama.
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Ah.come on.