1 00:00:34,981 --> 00:00:40,150 There's anyone here tonight and still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible? 2 00:00:40,394 --> 00:00:44,266 Who still wanders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time? 3 00:00:44,492 --> 00:00:47,048 Who still questions the power of our democracy? 4 00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:48,740 Tonight is your answer. 5 00:00:50,883 --> 00:00:57,387 YEAH! OBAMA! WHOOO! We did it! The effort did it! 6 00:00:57,199 --> 00:01:00,845 It's been long time but tonight because of what we did on this day 7 00:01:00,845 --> 00:01:04,699 in this election in this defining moment, change has come to America. 8 00:01:04,962 --> 00:01:11,315 YEAH! Yeah, Obama! Change! It's-- It's change! 9 00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:14,624 Sasha, Malia Ann, I love you both more than you can imagine. 10 00:01:14,718 --> 00:01:18,063 And you've earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the white house. 11 00:01:18,157 --> 00:01:20,056 We will name him Sparkles. 12 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:25,789 He's so awesome! He's so perfect and awesome! 13 00:01:26,015 --> 00:01:29,755 Where we are met with citizens are in doubt and those who tell us we can't, 14 00:01:29,793 --> 00:01:33,834 we will respond with timeless creed that sums up the spirit of the people. 15 00:01:33,966 --> 00:01:35,507 Yes, we can. 16 00:01:35,639 --> 00:01:38,214 Yes, we can. 17 00:01:38,289 --> 00:01:39,830 Yes, I can. 18 00:01:40,112 --> 00:01:41,729 Yes, I can. 19 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:46,390 Here comes the change, everybody. Whooo! 20 00:01:47,086 --> 00:01:49,398 Did you see, our man is in. 21 00:01:49,473 --> 00:01:50,338 We did it. 22 00:01:50,375 --> 00:01:52,763 Everything is gonna be awesome now. 23 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:55,056 This is the greatest day of our lives. 24 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,597 Yes, we can. 25 00:01:56,672 --> 00:01:58,890 I don't even know what to do now. 26 00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:00,890 I know what to do. 27 00:02:01,447 --> 00:02:03,552 Loosers! 28 00:02:03,552 --> 00:02:05,996 Loosers! 29 00:02:05,996 --> 00:02:07,996 Loosers. 30 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,259 - Loosers. - Ah, shut up! 31 00:02:11,259 --> 00:02:13,259 - Loosers. - We lost? 32 00:02:13,609 --> 00:02:15,259 It is natural. 33 00:02:15,259 --> 00:02:18,289 It's natural tonight to feel some disappointment. 34 00:02:18,289 --> 00:02:20,289 We fought as hard as we could. 35 00:02:20,289 --> 00:02:23,947 And though we feel short, the failure is mine, not yours. 36 00:02:23,947 --> 00:02:26,710 - Oh, no. - Uh, no! 37 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:29,530 Poor old John McCaine. Well, he looks real sad. 38 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:32,800 No! No, this can't happen! No! 39 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,187 - Steven! - It's all over, Linda. 40 00:02:35,187 --> 00:02:37,575 The country as we know it is about to change. 41 00:02:37,819 --> 00:02:40,056 We're all dead! 42 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:42,105 You don't know that, Steven. 43 00:02:42,105 --> 00:02:44,887 With an unexperienced man as a president we do know it. 44 00:02:44,887 --> 00:02:47,725 He's right, game over man, m'kay. 45 00:02:47,725 --> 00:02:50,319 We probably be dead by sunrise. 46 00:02:50,319 --> 00:02:53,101 Butters. Daddy loves you. 47 00:02:53,101 --> 00:02:56,672 Just remember that, he always loved you. 48 00:02:58,026 --> 00:03:01,315 - Whooo! Obama! - Get out of here! 49 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:07,443 Dude, have you seen my parents? 50 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,939 No, everyone's out partying in the streets. 51 00:03:12,537 --> 00:03:13,684 What's wrong with your brother? 52 00:03:13,684 --> 00:03:15,037 He was a McCaine supporter. 53 00:03:16,879 --> 00:03:18,872 It's ok, Ike, Obama will do fine. 54 00:03:23,233 --> 00:03:29,210 Mr. president, over there. Great job. Great job, mr. president. Great job, Obama. 55 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,864 Thank you all for your support. 56 00:03:30,864 --> 00:03:34,774 If you don't mind, we gonna be spend the rest of the evening getting so much needed rest. 57 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:40,939 Senator McCaine? 58 00:03:41,503 --> 00:03:43,796 President Obama? 59 00:03:50,883 --> 00:03:52,274 Boom, baby! 60 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:56,334 Ho-ho, man, that was perfect. I almost thought we're gonna tie for a minute there. 61 00:03:56,334 --> 00:03:57,650 That would have screwed us. 62 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,650 You played it perfectly, there was no way. 63 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:02,631 It's McCaine, we did it. Obama is president. 64 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:06,823 Yeah, so I've heared. You guys are out of your freaking minds, you know that? 65 00:04:06,823 --> 00:04:10,263 Yes, we do. Assemble the rest of the team, we've only got 10 hours. 66 00:04:10,263 --> 00:04:12,011 Sure, hard part's over, right? 67 00:04:12,011 --> 00:04:14,398 Actually, the hard part's just starting. 68 00:04:24,718 --> 00:04:28,148 O-ba-ma. O-ba-ma. 69 00:04:28,148 --> 00:04:31,447 O-ba-ma. O-ba-ma. 70 00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:35,451 Ce-le-brate good Obama, c'mon. 71 00:04:36,898 --> 00:04:39,172 It's O-bam-o-bama. 72 00:04:46,127 --> 00:04:48,308 Yes, I'd like to make a noise complaint. 73 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:57,631 Who let the Obama out? 74 00:05:03,082 --> 00:05:06,522 Oh, police are here. Whooo. 75 00:05:06,522 --> 00:05:08,684 Whooo. 76 00:05:08,646 --> 00:05:12,236 Okay people, time to disperse. Party is over. 77 00:05:12,236 --> 00:05:15,563 Pooo-- The party Obama. 78 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:17,969 Come on, time to go home. 79 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:20,187 What are you a McCaine voter? 80 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,353 Yeah! 81 00:05:21,347 --> 00:05:24,248 Sorry pal, but Obama's president now. 82 00:05:24,248 --> 00:05:27,387 O-ba-ma. O-ba-ma. 83 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:30,206 O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma! 84 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:33,684 Yeah, flip-- Flip the cop car! Flip the cop car! 85 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:36,409 Hey! Put down my car. 86 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:38,515 Yes, we can! 87 00:05:39,849 --> 00:05:43,533 No! No, ain't stop it. 88 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:45,131 Jesus Christ! 89 00:05:45,131 --> 00:05:52,105 Whohoo. O-bama, you so fine, you so fine, you blew my mind. Hey Obama, hey Obama. 90 00:05:54,868 --> 00:05:56,936 Hey, you guys wanna buy a TV? 91 00:06:12,218 --> 00:06:14,266 Bravo, Obama and McCaine. 92 00:06:14,492 --> 00:06:18,796 Ten years you two have been working on this plan and you've finally poured it off. 93 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:23,327 Guys we've all know each other a long time, had many incredible adventures. 94 00:06:23,327 --> 00:06:26,033 But this is going be our greatest feat ever. 95 00:06:26,259 --> 00:06:31,071 I knew it. I knew when you two ran for president you were just working an angle. 96 00:06:31,071 --> 00:06:33,071 Always working the angles. 97 00:06:33,251 --> 00:06:36,898 My friends, while the entire country is busy reacting to elections 98 00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:41,259 we are about to pull of the greatest heist in human history. 99 00:06:42,161 --> 00:06:46,691 So, come on, enlighten us. What are we stealing this time? 100 00:06:52,969 --> 00:06:57,255 The Hope Diamond. Rated No. 4 out of 10 most precious diamonds in the world. 101 00:06:57,255 --> 00:07:01,654 Going street value Middle-Eastern market of course 210 million dollars. 102 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:03,477 210? 103 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:05,338 Million. 104 00:07:05,338 --> 00:07:10,037 No, no, no. The Hope Diamond in ungettable, every thief in the world knows that. 105 00:07:10,037 --> 00:07:11,127 Almost ungettable. 106 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:18,796 The diamond is kept in the Smithsonian Natural History Museum long considered the most thiefproof structure ever built. 107 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:22,537 The Diamond rings is protected by impenetrable walls of two foot wide steel 108 00:07:22,537 --> 00:07:25,300 on northe-east side - a 75-laser system. 109 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:29,154 There's simply no side of the Smithsonian that can be breached. 110 00:07:29,229 --> 00:07:31,936 So, you're go in through the roof? Drop to it from the top? 111 00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:35,601 I can't do it from the top. Because the palmer shelf fronts the entire expense. 112 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:40,864 Okay, you can't get into museum from any side and you can't drop in from above. So you can't get the diamond. 113 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:45,413 Meet the presidential escape tunnel. 114 00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:50,902 A two mile long underground passage that runs from the white house to location outside the city limits in case of an attack. 115 00:07:50,902 --> 00:07:55,150 The tunnel is only accessible from the Oval Office and just happens to travel-- 116 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:58,327 right underneath the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. 117 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:00,827 Boom, baby! 118 00:08:01,278 --> 00:08:04,680 You get somebody into that tunnel, they can blast into the museum, 119 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,161 let the others in. The heist is on. 120 00:08:07,462 --> 00:08:13,233 So, you both ran for president, because one of you has to win and you've got your access to the tunnel. 121 00:08:13,496 --> 00:08:16,259 And we ran a particulary brutal campaign so 122 00:08:16,259 --> 00:08:20,469 that the nation is as distracted as possible during the next-- 8 hours. 123 00:08:21,184 --> 00:08:23,270 This all sounds very risky. 124 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,808 We spent 10 years putting this plan together. 125 00:08:25,808 --> 00:08:28,515 If we indeed the best thief club in the world 126 00:08:28,515 --> 00:08:31,090 And we are. We won't get caught. 127 00:08:33,195 --> 00:08:35,413 Yes, I am trying to locate my parents. 128 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:37,413 My name is Kyle Broflovsky. 129 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,999 Yes, I know Obama won. 130 00:08:40,357 --> 00:08:42,481 - Kyle, Kyle, you got to get out of here. - What? 131 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:45,169 Your little brother's climbed out of the window. I think he's gonna jump. 132 00:08:45,169 --> 00:08:46,484 Oh my god! 133 00:08:50,507 --> 00:08:53,496 Ike, don't do it. There's still so much to live for. 134 00:08:56,917 --> 00:09:00,281 I know you really wanted McCaine to win but-- but it's gonna be OK. 135 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:09,191 No, that's not true, Ike. The economy could easily stabilize with Obama's plan. 136 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,135 Ike, don't jump, you could easily hurt your ankle or something. 137 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,966 Really, Ike, that's like 5 feets off the ground. Don't do it. 138 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,477 No! 139 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:28,665 Ike! Oh crap, Ike! 140 00:09:32,951 --> 00:09:35,206 Alright, everyone, I'm turning in for the night. 141 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:37,206 Got a standard security, team three. 142 00:09:37,206 --> 00:09:39,398 Sir! Sir, we have bit of a problem. 143 00:09:39,398 --> 00:09:41,691 - What? - The new president-elect is here. 144 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:43,691 He wants enter the Oval Office. 145 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,883 Barack Obama? 146 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,699 They are-- They are all right through here, sir. 147 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:59,097 Ah, hello. Is there something we can do for you, mr. Obama? 148 00:09:59,097 --> 00:10:01,973 Just checking out the new digs. How are you guys? 149 00:10:02,913 --> 00:10:04,229 Good, sir. 150 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,616 I'd like to see the Oval Office, please. 151 00:10:07,462 --> 00:10:08,740 Right now? 152 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:12,875 I don't waste time, gentlemen. I've only got two months to figure out how I want to redecorate, 153 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:16,616 if you know what I mean. You know, change the drapes and stuff. 154 00:10:17,669 --> 00:10:21,259 Sure, right this way mr.-- president. 155 00:10:22,368 --> 00:10:25,507 I will need absolute privacy, is that understood? 156 00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:26,522 Yes, sir. 157 00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:27,875 Thanks. 158 00:10:29,981 --> 00:10:31,804 I've got a hundred dollars. 159 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,736 Alright, McCaine, I'm in. 160 00:10:34,736 --> 00:10:39,680 Nicely done, B. We're in position outside the Smithsonian. Wou've found the escape tunnel? 161 00:10:39,924 --> 00:10:41,823 I'm already on it. 162 00:10:43,665 --> 00:10:45,357 Boom, baby. 163 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:58,364 Whooo-- Change-- Change-- Change! 164 00:10:58,364 --> 00:11:00,056 Dad, dad, we have a problem! 165 00:11:00,056 --> 00:11:02,575 Not any more. We do everything different now. 166 00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:04,868 No, dad, we got to take Kyle's brother to the hospital. 167 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:09,454 We're not take crap for the rich fat cats anymore. 168 00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:11,146 He seems wasted. 169 00:11:11,146 --> 00:11:13,684 Hey, it's my boss. Hey, boss. 170 00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:15,620 Oh, hello Marsh. 171 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:18,609 Yeah, you know what? Fuck you! 172 00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:22,161 - Huh? - You heared me, you fucking piece of shit. 173 00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:26,109 I can finally tell you what I think you, fucking asshole. 174 00:11:26,109 --> 00:11:27,387 Dad, what are you doing? 175 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,718 It's okay, Stan, everything changed. 176 00:11:29,718 --> 00:11:33,176 I don't need this stupid fucking job anymore. 177 00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:37,161 You're the fucking assfucking piece of shit. 178 00:11:37,161 --> 00:11:40,281 You know what Obama said? Yes, we can. 179 00:11:40,281 --> 00:11:42,612 Hey, I've voted for Obama. 180 00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:45,018 Obama's not talking about you! 181 00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:48,308 Could somebody help us? My little brother fell out of the window. 182 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:55,845 I just wanna say to everyone who's disappoited with the election 183 00:11:55,845 --> 00:12:01,090 that there's always next year. Maybe I'll run for vice-president again in 2009. 184 00:12:03,402 --> 00:12:06,842 Uh, mrs. Palin, have seen or heared from John McCaine? 185 00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:14,041 Uh, no. I don't really know where he went, kinda seems a little odd, I guess but-- 186 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:17,105 Oh, my phone is going ringy. Excuse me. 187 00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:22,067 - Hello? - Hello, Sarah, it's McCaine. 188 00:12:22,462 --> 00:12:26,616 I hope to god you're calling to tell me you're in position below the vault with the L7 charges. 189 00:12:26,616 --> 00:12:29,774 I'm in the tunnel now, Sarah. Should be almost below the museum. 190 00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:34,924 Just make sure you won't blow the transformers along with the tunnel, because it will trigger the 54 laser system. 191 00:12:34,924 --> 00:12:40,206 And don't damage any coupling wires or it'll be worthless when Garak shuts down the grade. I'll be there in 30. 192 00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:42,206 God! She's awesome. 193 00:12:43,007 --> 00:12:46,823 Oh, I guess senator McCaine's gonna fly me back to Alaska now. 194 00:12:46,823 --> 00:12:49,943 He's got a private jet, you know. Ok, bye-bye then. 195 00:12:51,954 --> 00:12:54,003 Bloody idiots. 196 00:13:01,503 --> 00:13:03,045 All right, here we go. 197 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:09,962 - What's that going? - It's okay, just some construction outside. 198 00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:24,135 McCaine, we've got a problem. 199 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,312 Hang easier, Ike, we gonna get you help. 200 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:35,864 There's some people. 201 00:13:39,849 --> 00:13:43,421 Let's stay back-- Stay back! We don't have any more room in the ARk. 202 00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:46,666 You have to let us in. You know the country is doomed. 203 00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,245 Who are you to turn us away? 204 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,080 I built this bunker in case McCain lost and there isn't enough room for everyone. 205 00:13:52,355 --> 00:13:54,260 Uh, excuse me but we need some help. 206 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:57,167 I know you do but there's no more room, I tell ya. 207 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,972 You're going to deny them too? 208 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,177 God sakes, man, they're children. 209 00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:04,185 Look them in the eyes and tell them you won't let them in. 210 00:14:04,185 --> 00:14:06,040 Look at their little cheeks. 211 00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:07,919 Let go my face, asshole. 212 00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:09,919 All right, damn you. The children can come in. 213 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:11,919 No, we don't want in to your stupid shelter. 214 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,085 - All right, then I want their place. - Me too. 215 00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:16,085 We need to get a ride to the hospital. 216 00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:19,348 Damn it, it's gonna be a hospital, don't you get it? 217 00:14:19,348 --> 00:14:21,127 Let us in now! 218 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:27,744 Oh, Jesus, it's already happening. Society's breaking down. 219 00:14:27,919 --> 00:14:32,180 Obama hasn't been elected 4 hours and already the country's going to hell. 220 00:14:38,571 --> 00:14:41,704 Mr. Obama? Sir? 221 00:14:41,704 --> 00:14:43,358 All right, give me the keys. 222 00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:48,120 Is there a problem, gentlemen? 223 00:14:48,796 --> 00:14:52,030 Eh, no. No, sir. Everything okay in there? 224 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:55,864 Why wouldn't it be? I'm sorry but I've asked to be left alone. 225 00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:59,423 Yes, sir it's just that-- your wife is here. 226 00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:04,310 - My wife? - Barack, everyone's been looking for you. What on earth are you doing? 227 00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:07,543 Uh, come on in, darling. Thank-- thank you boys. 228 00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:13,383 Okay, Barack, tell me what's going on. 229 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,167 Michelle, there's something I need to tell you. 230 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,167 What is it? 231 00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:22,005 Barack, what is it? 232 00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:26,641 The laser system guarding the diamond has been replaced by an optical relay three days ago. 233 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:29,974 You gotta be kidding me. 234 00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:34,360 So the entire down in vault is inaccessible? Is McCaine online? 235 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,360 Hi, Michelle. 236 00:15:36,842 --> 00:15:39,724 You guys weren't running an update checks on a security logs? 237 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:43,208 Michelle, we need you to do a different scanhack to the vault relay. 238 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,964 On a new system in an hour? Are you nuts? 239 00:15:45,964 --> 00:15:50,776 My job was to pretend to be married to this bozo and get you three hacks into a laser system. 240 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:54,962 Michelle, it's Sarah. They did replaced the laser system but the new system isn't brand new. 241 00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:58,596 It's an old H7 series. You can break this baby in 30 minutes. 242 00:15:58,596 --> 00:16:02,907 Huh. Tell Davis to get me a 4-trans emitter and enough poll strive to make a spark. 243 00:16:02,907 --> 00:16:05,463 - You catched this, Davis? - I'm on it. 244 00:16:09,047 --> 00:16:11,403 We made it, Ike. You're going to be OK. 245 00:16:18,972 --> 00:16:20,877 There. Just take the seat over there. 246 00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:23,859 Excuse me, my little brother need medical attention. 247 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,315 Was he an Obama supporter or McCaine supporter? 248 00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:27,694 Why does that matter? 249 00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:31,278 Because then I'll know if he partied too hard or if he tried to kill himself. 250 00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:40,877 Mam, please. I think my little brother needs immediate help. 251 00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:44,385 You don't understand, kid. There's only two doctors on call. 252 00:16:44,385 --> 00:16:47,293 And dr. Wilson is out celebrating in the street somewhere. 253 00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:48,746 So, where's the other doctor? 254 00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:57,593 Hey, c'mon, people. We can keep partying, can we? 255 00:16:57,593 --> 00:17:01,002 Yes, we can. C'mon, let's sing. 256 00:17:01,578 --> 00:17:04,285 Ooo-ba-ma. 257 00:17:04,285 --> 00:17:07,944 Well, you came and you gave without taking. 258 00:17:09,573 --> 00:17:12,531 --your way, O-ba-ma. 259 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:16,365 When you kissed me it's stopped me from shakeing. 260 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:23,759 I've almost got it. You only going to have five minutes, do you understand? 261 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:26,365 Did you really not like pretending to be married? 262 00:17:26,365 --> 00:17:28,596 Oh, Jesus, now it's not the time, B. 263 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:31,052 C'mon, you have to admin we had some fun. 264 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:33,959 My girls need somebody better than world-class diamond thief. 265 00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,563 W-- Wait. There, I've got it. 266 00:17:35,563 --> 00:17:37,092 Alright, everyone, we're about to go. 267 00:17:37,092 --> 00:17:38,621 So, here's the revised schedule. 268 00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:42,130 4:40AM. The team gathers at the north-west exit to the museum. 269 00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:46,666 4:45AM. Michelle hacks the optical relay allowing me access to the rear doors. 270 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,593 Go! 271 00:17:48,771 --> 00:17:52,355 4:46. From inside I can open the doors and let in the rest of the crew. 272 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:58,170 5:10AM. At the department of power Quincey shuts down the grade disabling power to the vault room. 273 00:17:58,471 --> 00:18:02,481 5:12. My grandmother who faked death on monday calls on a bomb threat to the museum. 274 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,989 I said I put a bomb in your building. Yes. 275 00:18:05,989 --> 00:18:10,050 5:30. The guards open the south-west door checking the museum for any bombs. 276 00:18:10,526 --> 00:18:15,914 5:40. McCaine dressed as a football player enters security and shuts off the diamond case alarm. 277 00:18:21,829 --> 00:18:23,759 Hey you, stop! 278 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:27,067 Michelle and I head back into the tunnel and the hole is patched. 279 00:18:28,771 --> 00:18:33,533 5:50AM. I walk out of the Oval Office with the diamond securely hidden in my anus. 280 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,533 All done. Thanks. 281 00:18:47,142 --> 00:18:48,771 Boom, baby. 282 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,526 There just one thing. 283 00:18:50,526 --> 00:18:55,037 Don't you think people are going to be suspicious when you disappear? Go looking for you? 284 00:18:55,037 --> 00:18:57,669 We hired a guy for that a couple months ago. 285 00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:12,957 What the hell? 286 00:19:38,872 --> 00:19:40,225 Ike? 287 00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:42,506 Boom, baby. 288 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,531 Here all the tickets for your group, mr. Sanchez. 289 00:20:02,531 --> 00:20:03,984 Thank you very much. 290 00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:06,340 Well, friends, let us depart. 291 00:20:07,468 --> 00:20:10,325 Hey, eh-- You guys go ahead. 292 00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:12,325 I've just came to say goodbye. 293 00:20:12,731 --> 00:20:13,984 What? 294 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:17,969 I've decided to hang it up. Maybe give this president thing a shot. 295 00:20:17,969 --> 00:20:19,699 B! You can't be serious. 296 00:20:19,699 --> 00:20:23,007 Besides, you died in a jet in Rocky Mountains, remember? 297 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:25,213 Could have been I didn't make that flight. 298 00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:29,874 What do you say, Michelle? Would you and your girls like to move into the White House with me? 299 00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:33,659 You know, settle down. Just be president and first lady for a while. 300 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,588 You're serious? 301 00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:39,799 Who knows, maybe we could change a few things. What do you say? 302 00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:42,556 Ah, what the fuck. 303 00:20:46,115 --> 00:20:49,022 I just love happy endings. 304 00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:59,749 It's still here. It's all still here. 305 00:21:00,852 --> 00:21:03,909 Does that mean maybe we overreacted? 306 00:21:03,909 --> 00:21:05,909 No, no, I wouldn't say that. 307 00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:08,546 It's just maybe-- 308 00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:11,929 Oh, maybe Obama will be alright. 309 00:21:13,809 --> 00:21:18,646 Oh-- Oh, aw-- Aw-- 310 00:21:19,122 --> 00:21:21,278 Hey, where are my pants? 311 00:21:22,355 --> 00:21:26,741 Where's our TV? Where're my pants and where's my TV? 312 00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:28,741 Dad, your boss called. He said you're fired. 313 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:32,832 Oh! Oh! God damn it! 314 00:21:32,832 --> 00:21:35,137 Obama said things will be different. 315 00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:37,669 That son of a bitch lied to us. 316 00:21:37,669 --> 00:21:40,225 I knew I should have voted for McCaine.