1 00:00:01,375 --> 00:00:04,928 South Park 902 512x384 Xvid 141MB 2 00:00:08,373 --> 00:00:15,331 Die Hippie, Die 3 00:00:29,761 --> 00:00:32,324 4 00:00:39,109 --> 00:00:42,028 Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites. 5 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:45,605 Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I'm afraid you may have hippies. 6 00:00:46,348 --> 00:00:47,237 Hippies? 7 00:00:48,056 --> 00:00:50,000 Yeah, they've been poppin' up all over the neighborhood lately. 8 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:54,569 Ms. Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement; they usually live in colonies. 9 00:00:56,312 --> 00:00:58,816 I don't like the sound of that. Could I take a look in your attic? 10 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,238 Oh yeah, boy. Take a look at this, ma'am. 11 00:01:05,702 --> 00:01:06,948 See that? Hippies. 12 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:11,632 Oh my. 13 00:01:11,835 --> 00:01:15,372 These are what we call the uh giggling stoners. Pretty common form of hippie, usually found in the attics. 14 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:20,123 Problem is, if you see one hippie, there's probably a whole lot more you're not seein'. 15 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:21,272 Uh, whe-where's the backyard. 16 00:01:23,568 --> 00:01:26,740 Yep, that's what I thought. See that? You've got a drum circle in your backyard. 17 00:01:29,628 --> 00:01:33,405 Oh, well they showed up a few days ago, but I didn't think they were hurting anything. 18 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,075 Yeah. You know, I had a guy in Jackson county. He had a little drum circle in his backyard. 19 00:01:37,075 --> 00:01:39,041 It turned into a drum circle four miles in diameter. 20 00:01:39,041 --> 00:01:42,152 You get a few hippies playing drums and next thing you know, you got yourself a colony. 21 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,339 Oh dear. Well, so, so what do I do? 22 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:51,457 Well, your attic could be so we can fumigate with polymerethane. The drum circle we're gonna have to gas. 23 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:59,075 - Goddamnit! - Whoa, how did I get here? Man, I'm so high. 24 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:01,246 - Goddamn hippie! - Whoa, dude! 25 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,561 -Get out of here! - Not cool! What's up?! 26 00:02:04,265 --> 00:02:07,491 Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners and your drum-cricle hippies RIGHT NOW, 27 00:02:07,491 --> 00:02:10,809 - or soon they're gonna attract something much worse! - What's that? 28 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,852 The college know-it-all hippies. 29 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:23,106 Wow, my friend Brittany was right. This is a really laid-back place. 30 00:02:23,358 --> 00:02:26,566 Yeah, this will be a great place to spend spring break. 31 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,445 - Hey, let's ask them. - All right. 32 00:02:30,307 --> 00:02:35,096 'Scuse me. Hello, we are selling magazine subscriptions for our community youth program. 33 00:02:35,096 --> 00:02:39,102 Would you like to help young people like us by purchasing a subscription of your choice? 34 00:02:40,378 --> 00:02:43,468 You guys shouldn't be doing that. Don't you know what you're doing to the world? 35 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:45,494 Wha- whataya mean? 36 00:02:45,691 --> 00:02:47,486 You're playing into the corporate game! 37 00:02:47,716 --> 00:02:51,839 See, the corporations are trying to turn you into little Eichmanns so that they can make money. 38 00:02:51,961 --> 00:02:53,130 Who are the corporations? 39 00:02:53,538 --> 00:02:58,303 The corporations run the entire world. And now they fooled you into working for them. 40 00:02:58,475 --> 00:03:00,013 Are you serious?? We never heard that. 41 00:03:00,154 --> 00:03:03,987 We just spent our first semester at college. Our professors opened our eyes. 42 00:03:04,146 --> 00:03:08,105 The government is using its corporate ties to make you sell magazines so they can get rich. 43 00:03:08,441 --> 00:03:11,233 - Those dirty liars! - Sonofabitch! 44 00:03:11,364 --> 00:03:15,779 This is a really nice town you have here. That's why the corporations are trying to use you to take it down. 45 00:03:16,102 --> 00:03:19,382 - Well... Well what do we do? - Just hang with us for a bit. 46 00:03:19,382 --> 00:03:22,397 We'll fill you in on everything you haven't been told. 47 00:03:26,087 --> 00:03:30,098 It is time to let us out! I'm sending your names! Open this door right now! 48 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,303 All right, in you go. 49 00:03:32,732 --> 00:03:35,138 - What are you doing, man?! - Let us out! 50 00:03:35,138 --> 00:03:37,039 Get back. Get back or you're all gonna get maced! 51 00:03:37,526 --> 00:03:41,680 - What's up, man?! You can't keep us down here like this! - What's wrong with you?! 52 00:03:41,811 --> 00:03:44,808 What's wrong is that there's more of you showing up every day and I need to find out why! 53 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,950 What makes you think you could tell us where to live?! 54 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,750 This is a free country, man! 55 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,829 Brah, I'm not gonna argue with you, all right? Just go with it. 56 00:03:50,829 --> 00:03:53,673 Just go with it? We've been down here for days! 57 00:04:06,142 --> 00:04:10,508 What's goin' on in this world o'mine? There's a whole lot of killin' in this world o'mine. 58 00:04:10,508 --> 00:04:13,524 Somebody's gotta help this world o'mine... 59 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:23,140 Sign, sign everywhere. Sign Done something to my mind 60 00:04:23,944 --> 00:04:26,489 Stan, sweetie, we're gonna go to the mall. Do you wanna come? 61 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:30,205 Mom, the mall is a way for the corporate fatcats to imprison you into a life of servitude. 62 00:04:30,205 --> 00:04:31,680 I've got some stuff you should read. 63 00:04:31,841 --> 00:04:32,954 Okay, sweetie. 64 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:39,464 All right, people, we can move onto issue number 14B. 65 00:04:39,464 --> 00:04:43,078 Mayor, we have got to do somethin' about all these potholes on our roads! 66 00:04:43,313 --> 00:04:45,410 We don't have it in the budget to fix them right now. 67 00:04:45,538 --> 00:04:48,400 We'll wish we spent the money when we have a lawsuit on our hands. 68 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,307 - You can't go in there! -Please, I have to talk to you all right now! 69 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,116 Kid, we're have a city council meeting. 70 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:59,049 Mayor, something very big is happening, and if you all don't give me a moment of your time, 71 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,843 there may be no more South Park to council over! 72 00:05:01,242 --> 00:05:02,386 What are you talking about? 73 00:05:02,514 --> 00:05:04,988 I'm talking about the end of all life as we know it. 74 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:10,188 For the past several days I've been... noticing a steep rise in the number of hippies coming to town. 75 00:05:10,188 --> 00:05:12,245 At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence. 76 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:13,534 Then I saw this... 77 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,091 Three new drum circles have sprouted up here, here, and here. 78 00:05:18,428 --> 00:05:21,679 They're all growing in diameter, at a rate of two hippies per hour. 79 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:25,133 What this means... is that the hippies are conglomerating. 80 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:30,349 They'er thriving, if you will. I think that they're setting up for a... hippie music festival. 81 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:33,542 A what? 82 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:37,592 Ti's, it's simple science. Look: When hippies start to nest in a new area, it draws other hippies in. 83 00:05:37,592 --> 00:05:40,867 With the right weather conditions and topography, it can lead to a music festival. 84 00:05:40,867 --> 00:05:44,104 One that last for days, even weeks. Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man, 85 00:05:44,104 --> 00:05:46,337 they will all pale in comparison to what we're looking at now. 86 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:51,094 In my professional opinion... I think we're looking at a full-blown hippie jam festival the size of which we've never seen. 87 00:05:56,673 --> 00:05:58,442 Kid, what the hell are you talking about? 88 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,041 I know hippies. I've hated them all my life. 89 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:03,741 I've kept this town free of hippies on my own since I was five and a half. 90 00:06:03,961 --> 00:06:07,034 But I can't contain them on my own anymore. We have to do something, fast! 91 00:06:07,462 --> 00:06:10,897 Eric, we're, we're talkin' about potholes right now, m'kay. 92 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,948 It's not potholes you need to worry about. It's potheads. 93 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,175 I know what these people are capable of. 94 00:06:16,258 --> 00:06:17,930 Johnson, get him out of here. 95 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:22,929 What are you doing?! You have to listen to me! You can't sweep this problem under the rug! 96 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,625 The town is in serious danger! 97 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:31,821 You see, the corporations take their profits and invest it in the war machine while keeping everyone blind. 98 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,804 - Right, so how do we get back at them? - Yeah, we're pissed off. 99 00:06:34,964 --> 00:06:40,173 Well, so my idea was this: Let's have like a weeklong music festival, draw everyone here, 100 00:06:40,173 --> 00:06:42,697 and then together, we can tear it all down. 101 00:06:43,468 --> 00:06:44,613 Whoa, what the hell?! 102 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:48,772 I knew you were trying to have a hippie jam festival! All right, everyone pack up your crap, we're going to our basement! 103 00:06:48,935 --> 00:06:50,207 Cartman, what the hell are you doing?! 104 00:06:51,592 --> 00:06:53,247 Oh Jesus, not you guys? 105 00:06:54,332 --> 00:06:57,334 What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies? DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES?! 106 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:57,637 NO! 107 00:06:58,031 --> 00:07:01,641 Listen, you're my friends, but if you've been comprimised, I'll have no problem taking you out! 108 00:07:01,641 --> 00:07:03,258 I'll expect the same from you. 109 00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:06,024 What is your problem? Get lost, little Eichmann. 110 00:07:08,897 --> 00:07:11,070 - Oh my God! - What the hell are you doing?! 111 00:07:11,237 --> 00:07:12,696 Everybody get in a single-file line! 112 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,641 There you are! 113 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,748 Officer Barbrady, you're just in time. 114 00:07:16,748 --> 00:07:19,928 These college know-it-all hippies were setting up for a music festival, just as I predicted. 115 00:07:19,928 --> 00:07:21,970 Eric Cartman, you are under arrest. 116 00:07:22,173 --> 00:07:22,587 What? 117 00:07:22,793 --> 00:07:27,304 I was just over at your house and freed sixty-three people you had locked in your basement. 118 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,999 You let them out?! Jesus, we have to find them! 119 00:07:29,999 --> 00:07:34,066 - Oh no, you're coming downtown! - No! No, we have to stop them! 120 00:07:34,523 --> 00:07:36,865 You know how we-?! We gotta stop them! Hebbiaaay! 121 00:07:38,476 --> 00:07:39,479 Who was that? 122 00:07:41,715 --> 00:07:45,736 - What did I do?! - You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement. 123 00:07:45,857 --> 00:07:47,678 They're not people, they're hippies! 124 00:07:47,851 --> 00:07:49,279 Is this problem under control? 125 00:07:49,444 --> 00:07:51,512 I handled it, Mayor. Gee whiz. 126 00:07:51,796 --> 00:07:55,930 Mayor! Mayor, I confirmed the data! The hippies are going to have a massive jam band concert! 127 00:07:56,804 --> 00:07:59,332 I know. I signed the permit. 128 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,936 You... You what? 129 00:08:05,973 --> 00:08:08,285 I signed a permit allowing them to have their concert here. 130 00:08:08,285 --> 00:08:11,033 Their little "festival" should pump some money into our economy. 131 00:08:11,336 --> 00:08:14,328 They're hippies! They don't HAVE any money! Does the city council know about this?! 132 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,581 They don't have to know. I can sign whatever permit I want! 133 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,089 You just sold out our town! 134 00:08:20,698 --> 00:08:23,009 That kid really needs some psychiatric help. 135 00:08:23,156 --> 00:08:23,632 Yeah. 136 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:26,558 All right, let's go. 137 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:32,243 How much money is enough, Mayor?! How many people's lives it it all worth?! GODDAMNED HIPPIE! 138 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,513 This is a South Park News special report! 139 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:41,646 Thousands of people have descended on South Park for a hippie music jam festival. 140 00:08:41,859 --> 00:08:45,984 The event is said to be the largest such gathering in the history of man. 141 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,758 All right, welcome to Hippie Jam Fest 2005! 142 00:08:55,672 --> 00:09:00,536 Sooo great to see sooo many people turn out to make an impact on on the world! 143 00:09:02,187 --> 00:09:03,841 - Yeah! - You said it! 144 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:08,771 For too long, the corporations have bled the world of its love and resources! 145 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,652 It is time for us to get to work and make the world a better place! 146 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:15,473 And we'reg onna start right now. 147 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,588 Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on those little Eichmanns' faces when they hear this crunchy groove. 148 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:32,355 - Sharon, have, have you seen Stan? - He went with his friends to that music festival. 149 00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:35,025 Oh, Jesus, what has gotten into that kid?! 150 00:09:35,025 --> 00:09:37,356 Now, Randy, we were the same way once, too. 151 00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:40,332 Don't forget that we were both considered hippies back in the '60s. 152 00:09:40,332 --> 00:09:42,947 Yeah, but when we did it we actually stood for something. 153 00:09:42,947 --> 00:09:46,568 I mean, remember Woodstock, Sharon? We actually did something there. 154 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,320 You ate too much acid, man! 155 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,410 ...Oh my God. Our son is with those people. 156 00:10:13,652 --> 00:10:15,281 Stan... STAN!! 157 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,110 This is South Park News! 158 00:10:18,436 --> 00:10:22,880 Fear and horror in South Park today as the music festival continues to grow. 159 00:10:23,059 --> 00:10:26,389 They're arriving in droves and apparently no end is in sight. 160 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:31,286 Tom, the crowd just keeps getting bigger and the town is literally bursting at the seams. 161 00:10:31,286 --> 00:10:36,036 We don't know where this music festival came from, but, it's very close to consuming us all. 162 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,478 Steven, what do we do? 163 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,116 Stan?! Stan?! I need to get through, please! 164 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:56,875 Randy! Randy, you've got to get out of here! If they just trample this park, we'll be trapped! It's too dangerous! 165 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,690 My son is in there! 166 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:11,671 - Heey, chill man. It's all good. - Have some water laced with acid. 167 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,690 What have I done? 168 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:24,633 Yeah, South Park is now the hippie capital of the world! 169 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,200 Hi Eric, uh, how's it goin'? 170 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:43,477 Great, I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it. 171 00:11:43,763 --> 00:11:46,515 Eric, you were right. About the hippies. 172 00:11:46,871 --> 00:11:49,037 Could you... get rid of them for us now? 173 00:11:50,456 --> 00:11:53,513 Let me guess: they've started a hippie jam band music festival. 174 00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:56,444 We we need to take care of them, Eric! They're out of control! 175 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,299 Forget it. 176 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,928 Please. Some of our kids are in there. We should've listened to you earlier. 177 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,821 Yeah. We apologise 178 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:07,913 Please. Don't let them ruin our town. 179 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,619 It's too late! Even if I did agree to help, there's too many of them now! 180 00:12:11,619 --> 00:12:16,911 We know you can do it, Eric. You're smart. Wha- why you're the smartest kid in school, m'kay? 181 00:12:16,911 --> 00:12:21,748 We're just asking you to try. The whole town even got together and, and baked you a cake. 182 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,775 Don't think that you can buy me with presents! 183 00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:31,947 Unless of course it's the new Tonka radio-controlled play bulldozer. 184 00:12:33,257 --> 00:12:36,393 - It's yours. - I want the batteries for it too. 185 00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:38,391 And I get to drive it around in the school parking lot. 186 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,473 - Fine. - Anything else? 187 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,833 Yes, Kyle doesn't get to have one! Ever! 188 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:48,550 And he has to watch me drive mine around the school parking lot and get super-jealous! 189 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:52,472 Well, we can promise not to buy one for Kyle, but we we can't make him watch you play th... 190 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,555 Oh yes! Fine! We'll force Kyle to watch you. 191 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,806 All right, fine. But now listen up and listen good! 192 00:12:58,016 --> 00:13:00,092 I've never tried to get rid of this many hippies before, 193 00:13:00,092 --> 00:13:02,795 so I'm gonna need every resource this town has! 194 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,871 And even if I don't succeed, and it's a million-to-one shot that I will, 195 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:08,956 I still get the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer and get to play with it in the school 196 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,533 parking lot where Kyle has to watch me and get super-jealous because he doesn't have one! 197 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:12,215 Are we clear?! 198 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,000 Wow, this band is so crunchy. Dude, I need more weed. 199 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:29,142 So it seems like we have enough people now. When do we start taking down the corporations? 200 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:33,480 Yeah man, the corporations. Right now they're raping the world for money! 201 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,411 Yeah, so, where are they. Let's go get 'em. 202 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:39,819 Right now we're proving we don't need corporations. We don't need money. 203 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,910 This can become a commune where everyone just helps each other. 204 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:49,329 Yeah, we'll have one guy who like, who like, makes bread. A-and one guy who like, l-looks out for other people's safety. 205 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,831 You mean like a baker and a cop? 206 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,743 No no, can't you imagine a place where people live together and like, 207 00:13:54,743 --> 00:13:58,808 provide services for each other in exchange for their services? 208 00:14:00,281 --> 00:14:01,304 Yeah, it's called a town. 209 00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:07,998 You kids just haven't been to college yet. But just you wait, this thing is about to get huge. 210 00:14:10,442 --> 00:14:15,454 All right, everyone listen up! The hippie jam band festival is now 14 miles in diameter 211 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:17,377 and 5 000 hippies thick. 212 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:18,990 My God... 213 00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:22,248 In less than three days, all of South Park will be completely consumed. 214 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:27,265 My only hope is to fight our way to the center of the crowd, and reach the heart, here. 215 00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:32,292 If we can reach the stage, we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system. 216 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,276 Hippies can't stand death metal. 217 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:37,546 If everything works, they should disperse just before they consume us all. 218 00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:41,426 Nice plan, kid, except there's one giant flaw. 219 00:14:41,579 --> 00:14:46,105 That hippie crowd is massive! How the hell are we supposed to get through it and reach the stage? 220 00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:47,330 We drill. 221 00:14:48,664 --> 00:14:51,477 I've designed a vehicle that can bore its way through even the densest hippie crowd. 222 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,656 They pilots inside will be safe from the pot smoke and the crappy music outside. 223 00:14:55,450 --> 00:15:00,645 Yuh... actually suggesting that somebody drives right into the heart of that mob?? It's a suicide mission! 224 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,738 Not just somebody. I need a complete team to operate this vehicle. 225 00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:07,035 Along with me I'm gonna need a scientest, an engineer, and of course, 226 00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:09,667 a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong. 227 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:14,440 - I'm the... only scientist in town. - I'm your engineer. 228 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,886 - Honey, no! - I have to do it, Steven. 229 00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:21,815 All right, then we just need a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong. 230 00:15:22,484 --> 00:15:25,816 Lessee, anyone would do, anyone who meets the qualifications, let's see... 231 00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:30,098 - I know. How about - Yeah, yeah! I get it! Fine! 232 00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:33,732 I I can't believe we're actually listening to this. This is a crazy plan! 233 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,994 You got a better ides, Steven?! Damnit, my son is in there! 234 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:42,238 There's no more time for ideas! We have to have this vehicle up and operational in less than three days! 235 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,598 Look, it's a long shot! But it's also the only shot we- 236 00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:52,439 got. 237 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:17,479 Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado, where a desparate attempt to save the town is underway. 238 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:23,332 Some call it a suicide mission, but the heroic men and women of the hippie digger may be our only hope of survival. 239 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,619 Well I... guess this is it, Sharon. 240 00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:36,113 Please, save our boy, Randy. 241 00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:40,937 Butters, if anything happens to Mommy, I, I want you to be a good boy. 242 00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:42,428 Ah I will, Mom. 243 00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:46,148 Now, now, don't cry, ladies. Everything's gonna be fine. 244 00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:50,080 I... don't want you to worry about me, Clyde Frog. 245 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,317 Hey! You're the best stuffed animal I've ever had. 246 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,094 Look out for yourselves! 247 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,683 Godspeed! 248 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,324 - Primary engine running? - Check. 249 00:17:10,631 --> 00:17:12,355 - Navigation systems? - Online 250 00:17:12,836 --> 00:17:13,998 Let's punch this baby. 251 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,915 We're coming up on the outer perimeter of the hippies. Hang on. 252 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:28,012 - Reaching hippie crowd. Hull status? - Vehicle shell holding! 253 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,604 - They're in! - All right! All right, yeah! We did it! 254 00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:38,932 All right, people, let's save it! They still have a long way to go! 255 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:52,044 All right, I can't take it anymore! I'm getting on that stage! 256 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,282 You're doing what? 257 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,429 Hey, you can't go up there. 258 00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:08,071 - Switching to secondary fuel line. - The drill is getting too hot from all the hippies. 259 00:18:11,837 --> 00:18:12,472 What's happened? 260 00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:15,148 They, they s- they stopped. Somethin's wrong. 261 00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,768 Jesus... they're dead in the water. 262 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,576 Excuse me. Excuse me, can I have your attention please? 263 00:18:28,463 --> 00:18:29,435 What are we doing? 264 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,824 It's been nine days! Doesn't it seem like we should accomplish something? 265 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:39,711 We're using the power of rock and roll to change the world! 266 00:18:41,924 --> 00:18:45,767 Maybe instead of complaining about corporations being selfish, we should lookt at ourselves. 267 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:49,975 I mean, is there anything more selfish than doing nothing but getting high and listening to music all day long? 268 00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:57,541 He's right. It's time for all of us to focus our energy and get this hippie jam into full swing. 269 00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:07,068 - Come on, come on! - It's useless. The main power line has been shut down. 270 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:10,194 Somebody's gonna have to go outside and activate the backup boosters. 271 00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:11,960 No, Chef, I'm not gonna let you go out ther 272 00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:14,613 ...I didn't volunteer! 273 00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:16,450 ...All right, fine Chef, go! 274 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:19,735 ...Aw damnit! 275 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,087 That's it. We're going to Plan B. Nuke the crowd! 276 00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:32,164 Goddamnit no! Y-you have to give them more time! 277 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,332 Dude, these people have no idea what's going on. Let's get out of here. 278 00:19:45,491 --> 00:19:49,010 We can't. Kenny just checked. There's a wall of people like seven miles thick behind us. 279 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:52,486 What?? You mean, we're stuck here listening to this crap? 280 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,398 Hey, what happened to the tunes, man? 281 00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:06,648 More tunes. More tunes! 282 00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:09,713 We made it. 283 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,380 Hit the PA system NOW! 284 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,715 Put me in the main line! 285 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:16,721 Which cord is it? 286 00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:18,148 You're the scientist, jackass! 287 00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:19,221 I'm a geologist! 288 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,313 We don't have time to argue! They're gonna nuke us! 289 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:22,971 Put them in my laptop! 290 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,269 Slayer - "Raining Blood" 291 00:20:33,078 --> 00:20:35,403 Oh man, not cool. 292 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,454 This music is so angry. 293 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:42,381 This is killing my buzz. Let's bail on this whole angry scene. 294 00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:50,132 - It's working! - What?? 295 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,878 It's, it's working! 296 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,142 We did it! We did it! 297 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,476 - Dad! - Stan! 298 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,899 I'm alive! 299 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,326 Hold it right there, Kyle! 300 00:21:10,757 --> 00:21:13,650 Cartman. We aren't gonna be hippies anymore. Y-you don't have to kill us. 301 00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:17,936 Kill you? Oh no. I have much bigger plans for you now. 302 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,949 Aw man, this is awesome! Weeeee! 303 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,042 Oh here, Kyle, you wanna play with it a little while. 304 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:31,604 Oh, psych! You don't get to! Hehe. Oh, check it out! Cooool!