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And, uh, definitely
a bit of a surprise here.
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Looks like America has voted
for a change of pace.
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The world is
in a bit of a shock, uh...
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Is this... W-We're sure
this is for real, right?
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What have you done?!
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You maniacs!
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We, uh...
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I guess we're going live
to the acceptance speech now.
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Uh, okay. Here we go.
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The people have spoken.
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Just as J.J. Abrams
did with "Star Wars,"
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I will make
this country great again.
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This isn't how
it was supposed to happen.
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Mr. Garrison: All my efforts
the past week have paid off.
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And now, let's begin...
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fucking them all to death!
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H-Hey, Butters.
Can I talk to you?
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What do you want?
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Do you remember an e-mail
I sent you a few months ago
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after I saw the new
"Ghostbusters" movie
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in which I might have said
something to the effect of it
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totally sucking balls
because women aren't funny?
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I don't know, Eric.
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I just need to see exactly
what I e-mailed you, Butters.
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And then I need you
to e-mail me
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saying what an awesome prank
that was e-mailing you
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"Ghostbusters" sucked balls
when actually I told you
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it was really funny
several times in person.
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No! I'm not doing
anything for you.
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You're a traitor!
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A traitor?
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Yeah!
Boys and girls are at war,
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but you go and kiss
your little girlfriend's ass.
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What ever happened to sticking
with your kind?
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Sticking to my kind?
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You guys broke all my stuff!
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Because girls drove us to break
all your stuff, dumb-ass!
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If anyone should be pissed
at chicks, it's you!
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But, no, you've got
your bitchy little girlfriend
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pulling your strings now.
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Please do not call her that,
Butters.
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I really like her.
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Oh, God.
Listen to you.
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"Please don't call her that,
man. I really like her."
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You've changed, Eric.
You've really changed.
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Now get the [bleep]
out of my house.
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A historic election
and all the votes are in.
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Except, of course, in the city
of Fort Collins, Colorado.
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It's been several days now
since Fort Collins was hacked.
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Everyone's e-mails
and Internet history
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became accessible to the public
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after being targeted by
the Danish Troll Trace Program.
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According to our eye in the sky,
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their votes will not be tallied
anytime soon.
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Man: It's complete bedlam
inside the city limits, Chris.
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Since the city was hacked,
there have been murders,
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suicides,
and complete loss of civility.
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We also understand
that nearly everyone
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within Fort Collins who
was married is now divorced.
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Back to you, Tom.
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This barricade behind me
was put up not only to make sure
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nobody goes into Fort Collins,
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but also to make sure
nobody gets out,
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since there's no telling who's
Internet histories they've seen.
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Please!
My wife is so pissed at me!
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The defiant Danish company
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is still declaring Troll Trace
a success and claims
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that it will be available
worldwide at any moment.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God!
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We have him.
Subject is home.
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Dad, what the...
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What's going on, Dad?!
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They're coming for me, Sheila!
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They know everything!
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About what?!
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Everything I did online!
It's over!
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Sir, if you'll come with us...
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We need to speak with you.
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You people really have
nothing better to do?
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What he did online
is his business.
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Or maybe it's me.
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Maybe I'm the one
that likes being peed on
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and I talked him into it.
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Do you know that urine
is 100% sterile?
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How dare you burst
into our home?
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Sheila...
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Urolagnia has been around
since the time of the Greeks.
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Sir, please come with us now.
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Gerald, you don't have
to listen to them.
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I'm sorry, Sheila.
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Please know
that I love you so much.
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Goodbye, Kyle, Ike.
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I can't believe it, babe.
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I really didn't think things
would end up like this.
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Yeah.
Neither did I.
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I just... feel so disconnected
from the world, you know?
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I really thought
this was gonna be the moment
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that proved girls could do
anything, like you always say.
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You can't stop believing that.
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Now, more than ever,
you have to stay strong.
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I'm just glad I have you.
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At least I know you believe
that girls are smart.
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You are smart, Heidi.
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And funny, too, right?
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You're always saying
how people need to get over
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that girls are funny.
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So funny.
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Oh, my God.
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When Amy Schumer jokes
about her vagina,
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I seriously lose my shit.
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Hey, are you okay?
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This election
really got to you, too, huh?
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Yes, Heidi.
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For the first time,
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I'm really scared
for the future.
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Me, too, babe.
Me, too.
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Where are you taking me?
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Wait!
Please, there's been a mistake.
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Someone set me up.
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I'm not Skankhunt42.
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Dildo?
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Hello, Mr. Kunt.
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Turd Sandwich.
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I don't understand.
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Things have not worked out
the way they were supposed to.
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This election was stolen,
and while this government
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is still in power,
we have to prove it.
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We've come to ask for your help.
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My help?
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Leave us.
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As I understand,
there's quite a lot
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you've done online
you don't want to have come out.
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But I also understand
you weren't trying
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to get a woman to kill herself.
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You were just being funny.
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Exactly!
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The Troll Trace program
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is the most sophisticated
of its kind.
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The government
has only a few short weeks
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to try and use that technology
to stop the president-elect
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from taking office.
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What do you want me to do?
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You've proven one thing...
that you have the ability
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to pretend to be
someone you're not.
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We want to send someone
into Denmark undercover
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and steal their technology.
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You mean like...
like James Bond?
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Totally like James Bond.
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You and I need each other,
Skank.
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What do you say?
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Garrison!
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Garrison, what the [bleep]
have you done?!
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Where is he?
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He's resting.
He's had a busy week.
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Yeah, I'll say he has.
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Do you have any idea what
you've done to our country?!
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Yeah.
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[Bleep] 'em all.
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You admitted you didn't know
how to run a country.
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You agreed people
were supporting you
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just because they liked
the new "Star Wars,"
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and you begged me
to help you lose!
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I changed my mind.
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The new "Star Wars"
was actually really good.
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No, it wasn't!
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Something else
has to have happened!
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Maybe some people
enjoy nostalgia
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and going back
to what feels comfortable.
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There's nothing great
about rehashing
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all the old "Star Wars" moments
into a new...
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Blargh!
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Aah! Ah!
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Ah! Ah.
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- 'Member Luke's lightsaber?
- 'Member Chewbacca's crossbow?
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Memberberry: 'Member "I got
a bad feeling about this?"
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I-I suppose...
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I suppose I could watch it
one more time,
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give it another chance.
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You're flying to Denmark
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under the guise of being
a foreign ambassador.
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The Danish think
you want to help them.
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Here's your fake passport
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and here are your nifty
camera glasses.
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Wow.
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Once inside the Troll Trace
building, you will plant this.
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Looks like
an ordinary briefcase,
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but at exactly
9:30 Danish Standard Time,
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the case will open,
detonating an EMP device
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that will take out
their entire facility.
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It'll fry all their equipment,
servers, and backup computers.
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After it detonates, we'll be
on the roof to pick you up.
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And then everything
can go back to normal.
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One last thing.
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To pass yourself off
as the ambassador,
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you'll have to pretend to be
from the Turkish Islands.
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Are you any good
at changing your voice?
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That depends.
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Are you asking me,
or are you asking...
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me, Andy, the drunk sheriff?
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Hic!
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Or me,
the ol' Irish dart player?
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Or me, from "Family Guy"?
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Or me from "Family Guy"?
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Or me from "Family Guy?"
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Hey, Ike.
It's daddy.
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Everything okay there?
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Listen, buddy,
you remember how we talked
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about trolling
and just between us guys,
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we agreed it was pretty funny?
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Well, turns out that even the... Dad!
Where are you?!
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Oh, hey, Kyle.
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Dad, what's going on?
Mom's freaking out.
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Tell your mom
everything's fine, okay?
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I'm helping out the government.
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It's top-secret stuff,
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but everything's finally
gonna be okay.
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No, Dad.
I need you back home.
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Please.
I'm so confused right now.
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00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:36,779
Kyle, you got to lighten
the [bleep] up, buddy.
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Every day with you,
it's "Dad, I'm feeling guilty"
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about this," "Dad,
I'm so confused about that."
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You're a kid!
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You're supposed to just laugh
and make fun of shit.
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Stop being such a pussy,
okay, pal?
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Daddy called you a pussy.
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All right, everyone.
Listen up.
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I know that many of us
were shocked to the core
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with last night's election,
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but we cannot allow our school
to be any further divided.
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It is time to try and start
the healing process.
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And so, here to try and help us
heal is Bill Clinton.
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Hi, kids.
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I'm Bill Clinton,
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and I was almost
the first gentleman in America.
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Thank you.
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Even though we might have lost
the election,
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it doesn't mean that my work
to be a gentleman
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is going to stop.
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I'm gonna ask all you boys
to agree to join
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Bill Clinton's Gentlemen's Club.
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But I can't do it alone.
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Sometimes, I wish
there were two of me.
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Oh, wait.
There are.
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Oh, Bill?
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Man: Yes, Bill?
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Come on out here.
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Hello, boys and girls.
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♪ I'm Bill
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♪ And I'm Bill
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♪ And together,
we're Bill and Bill ♪
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♪ Two birds of a feather
comin' to your school ♪
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♪ Gonna show you all
about what gentlemen do ♪
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♪ When you're not quite sure
how you feel ♪
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♪ Ask Bill and Bill
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Say, Bill...
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Yes, Bill?
258
00:11:11,145 --> 00:11:14,682
Would you like to join
my Gentlemen's Club?
259
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,618
You know I would, Bill.
260
00:11:16,651 --> 00:11:18,586
Heidi.
Heidi!
261
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,588
Hey, babe.
What's the matter?
262
00:11:20,622 --> 00:11:21,789
Sorry.
I have to talk to you.
263
00:11:21,823 --> 00:11:22,650
It's really important.
264
00:11:22,657 --> 00:11:23,992
Okay.
265
00:11:24,025 --> 00:11:28,363
Heidi, we...
have to get to Mars.
266
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,330
I know, babe.
267
00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:31,065
You've talked
about how humankind
268
00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,334
needs to get to Mars
for a few weeks now.
269
00:11:33,368 --> 00:11:34,302
Now, Heidi.
270
00:11:34,335 --> 00:11:36,070
We have to get to Mars,
like, now.
271
00:11:36,104 --> 00:11:38,940
I've seen what's gonna happen
when Troll Trace goes online.
272
00:11:38,973 --> 00:11:41,676
I think a lot of people
have said and done things online
273
00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:43,878
that will make
a lot of other people angry,
274
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,513
and it's going to be very bad.
275
00:11:45,546 --> 00:11:47,348
Humankind is going
to destroy itself,
276
00:11:47,382 --> 00:11:49,651
and it's only hope
are the people who go to Mars,
277
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where there's no Wi-Fi,
so nobody can see
278
00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:53,888
what anybody said or did
on the Internet ever.
279
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,224
Babe, there's no way
to get to Mars right now.
280
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,693
Yes, Heidi.
I think there is.
281
00:11:58,726 --> 00:12:01,462
But you have to totally
trust me and know
282
00:12:01,496 --> 00:12:03,698
that I'm doing this to save us.
283
00:12:03,731 --> 00:12:05,733
I trust you
with everything I have.
284
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,069
That's cool.
285
00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:24,185
Your name, please?
286
00:12:24,218 --> 00:12:25,720
Miller.
Von Miller.
287
00:12:25,753 --> 00:12:29,424
I'm the Ambassador of Technology
from the Turkish Islands.
288
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,426
Oh, yes, of course,
Ambassador Miller.
289
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,593
You're here to support
290
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,629
our country's
Troll Trace program, yes?
291
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:35,897
That's right.
292
00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:37,865
Your escort is right over there.
293
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,804
Nice little country
you have here.
294
00:12:42,837 --> 00:12:44,005
Really clean.
295
00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:45,106
Yes, Ambassador.
296
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,408
Denmark is ranked
the nicest place to live
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in all the world
almost every year.
298
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,817
This is it, Ambassador.
299
00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:58,519
All of Troll Trace
is housed in this building.
300
00:12:58,553 --> 00:13:00,054
Mm-hmm.
301
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:06,728
Wow.
This is really impressive.
302
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,565
Thank you for coming.
303
00:13:10,598 --> 00:13:12,634
Welcome to Troll Trace.
304
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,736
I cannot tell you
how much I've been
305
00:13:14,769 --> 00:13:16,971
looking forward to your visit...
306
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:20,008
Ambassador Von Miller.
307
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:22,477
We have so much to talk about.
308
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,445
Won't you join me upstairs
309
00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:27,248
for frikadellers
and leverpostarj?
310
00:13:29,484 --> 00:13:32,720
I can't imagine
how you're feeling right now.
311
00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:36,591
I know that the election
didn't go the way you'd hoped.
312
00:13:36,624 --> 00:13:40,161
What I want to say is...
I'm sorry.
313
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,131
I know that girls
have gone through a lot lately,
314
00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:46,134
and I just want you to know
that I'm here for you.
315
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:48,069
Okay, okay.
That's good.
316
00:13:48,102 --> 00:13:51,606
But now make sure she knows
how you're gonna change.
317
00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:53,708
I am gonna change.
I-I am.
318
00:13:53,741 --> 00:13:55,476
Whether she takes you
back or not.
319
00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:57,979
Yeah, well, but I...
but I want her to take me back.
320
00:13:58,012 --> 00:14:00,081
Yeah, but if you're
just changing to get her back,
321
00:14:00,114 --> 00:14:02,417
then you're being selfish again.
322
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,786
Okay, look, the bottom line is
323
00:14:04,819 --> 00:14:08,189
you still have to have faith
in boys because...
324
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,891
because I miss you, Wendy.
325
00:14:11,159 --> 00:14:12,193
Butters: Traitor!
326
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,028
[Bleep] you, Stan!
327
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,797
You're a traitor!
328
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,098
Go away, Butters!
329
00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:18,166
Who is that?
330
00:14:18,199 --> 00:14:21,469
How dare you be ashamed
of who you are?!
331
00:14:21,502 --> 00:14:23,972
Oh, he's pressin' pickle.
332
00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:30,178
Enjoying the frikadellers?
333
00:14:30,211 --> 00:14:32,180
Oh, yes.
They're nice.
334
00:14:32,213 --> 00:14:35,917
And the leverpostarj
is seasoned to your liking?
335
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:39,887
I wouldn't know.
336
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,924
You keep checking your watch,
Ambassador Von Miller.
337
00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:44,892
Are you late for something?
338
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,829
No, no. I-I'm just anxious
to get a look at your servers.
339
00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:49,564
They must be quite impressive.
340
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,367
Yes, well, a database
that can identify
341
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,570
everyone's Internet activity
is very complex.
342
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:59,841
I'm so pleased you want to help
us rid the world of trolls.
343
00:14:59,874 --> 00:15:02,243
Do you happen to recognize...
344
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,912
this woman?
345
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,648
Uhh, no?
346
00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:09,250
Her name was Freja Ollengaurd.
347
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,253
She was Denmark's
national treasure.
348
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:16,524
She had an amazing
breast cancer awareness website,
349
00:15:16,557 --> 00:15:19,027
and some... troll
350
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:22,764
decided to Photoshop wieners
in her mouth.
351
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:26,000
Oh, wow.
That's terrible.
352
00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:30,004
Her final straw was when she
was trolled on a live TV show.
353
00:15:30,038 --> 00:15:33,708
When the troll posted comments
about the breast cancer
354
00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:35,476
with fake doctors' names.
355
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:39,013
Would you like to know
what the doctors' names were?
356
00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:43,718
The first one was
a Dr. Boobsoff...
357
00:15:43,751 --> 00:15:47,488
Dr. Courtsier Boobsoff.
358
00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:53,361
Then I believe there was
a Dr. Juerdo Titsgo.
359
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,365
But probably
most insensitive of all
360
00:15:57,398 --> 00:16:01,869
was when the troll
said he was Dr. Ipples...
361
00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:04,606
"Dr. Now-I'm-Only-N-Ipples."
362
00:16:06,107 --> 00:16:09,477
Are you all right, Von Miller?!
363
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,845
I-I'm fine.
364
00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:14,048
I-I think the frikadellers
gave me a little heartburn.
365
00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:18,152
If you wouldn't mind,
could I see the servers now?
366
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,221
It would be my pleasure.
367
00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:24,798
Hello.
368
00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:26,066
I'm Bill Clinton,
369
00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:29,169
and I was almost
the first gentleman in America.
370
00:16:29,202 --> 00:16:30,170
Oh, my gosh!
371
00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:32,305
Honey, it's the nearly
gentleman!
372
00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:34,674
May I come
into your lovely home?
373
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:37,210
Well, of course.
That's very gentlemanly of you.
374
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:38,478
Oh, my goodness.
375
00:16:38,511 --> 00:16:40,747
It's him!
Hello, sir.
376
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,115
Hello, ma'am.
377
00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:44,317
I wasn't expecting
someone so stunning.
378
00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:46,920
I'm so sorry for the intrusion,
379
00:16:46,953 --> 00:16:49,656
but I was wondering
if I could speak with your son.
380
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:53,193
Oh, well, I'm afraid Butters
is grounded for pressing pickle
381
00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:54,661
at the nail salon again.
382
00:16:54,694 --> 00:16:57,530
Stephen, this is...
He's a gentleman.
383
00:16:57,564 --> 00:17:00,867
But... But of course
we'll make an exception.
384
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,269
Butters has been grounded
quite a lot lately.
385
00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:05,171
Don't know
what's gotten into him.
386
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:06,406
Well, maybe I can help.
387
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,607
That'd be great.
388
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,076
No matter how hard we ground
him, he remains defiant.
389
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:12,979
Butters, stop smushing snake.
390
00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:14,748
The gentleman
is here to speak with you.
391
00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:15,815
What?
392
00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:19,619
Hello, young man.
Come on. Sit down.
393
00:17:19,652 --> 00:17:21,054
Let's talk.
394
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:24,224
Well, I don't know
about you guys,
395
00:17:24,257 --> 00:17:26,226
but I sure am excited.
396
00:17:26,259 --> 00:17:29,496
America is going
to be great again.
397
00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:31,698
Aren't you excited, gang?
398
00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:34,634
No, I'm not excited.
It sucks, Dad!
399
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:38,004
This country's gonna suck
for four years!
400
00:17:38,038 --> 00:17:39,472
Oh, come on, Shelley.
401
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:42,242
We've learned that women
can be anything,
402
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:43,710
except for president.
403
00:17:43,743 --> 00:17:46,613
Randy, you just spent
the last month convincing me
404
00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:49,249
that the only reason people
wanted to go back
405
00:17:49,282 --> 00:17:52,052
was because of a childish
nostalgia they all had
406
00:17:52,085 --> 00:17:53,686
for the new
"Star Wars."
407
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,855
Have you really watched it,
Sharon?
408
00:17:55,889 --> 00:17:58,324
It has more to offer
than just nostalgia.
409
00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:00,393
Let's all watch it
again tonight.
410
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,962
What? I don't want to watch
"Star Wars" anymore than I...
411
00:18:02,996 --> 00:18:04,831
Blargh!
412
00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:05,865
Blargh!
413
00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:07,434
Dad! What the hell
is wrong with...
414
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,836
Blargh!
415
00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:12,605
Please, Ambassador,
416
00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:15,275
explore the servers
at your leisure.
417
00:18:15,308 --> 00:18:17,277
Let us know
if you have any questions.
418
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,079
Thank you.
419
00:18:35,995 --> 00:18:38,264
You can stop being an idiot now.
420
00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:39,799
What the...
421
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,934
Dildo?!
422
00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:42,102
Skankhunt.
423
00:18:42,135 --> 00:18:43,937
What the [bleep]
are you doing here?
424
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:46,005
I was sent here
by the government
425
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:48,742
to do international espionage,
like James Bond.
426
00:18:48,775 --> 00:18:50,777
No, no, no, no, no.
That's what I'm doing.
427
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:53,246
Hillary Clinton says
I was the only one capable of...
428
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,348
Being smart and funny enough
to pull it off.
429
00:18:55,382 --> 00:18:57,183
Yeah, that's what
she told all of us.
430
00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:58,551
All of us? Who?
431
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,756
Hey, Skankhunt.
432
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:04,591
What the hell is going on?
433
00:19:04,624 --> 00:19:05,825
Don't you get it?
434
00:19:05,859 --> 00:19:09,029
The government made some
kind of deal with the Danish.
435
00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:11,264
They handed us over
so they wouldn't go forward
436
00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:12,766
with the Troll Trace program.
437
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:15,235
They wanted the troll
who killed Freja Ollengaurd
438
00:19:15,268 --> 00:19:16,269
and his associates.
439
00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:18,738
We got sold out because of you!
440
00:19:18,772 --> 00:19:19,906
No.
441
00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,842
No, you got to let me
out of here!
442
00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:24,511
I'm not one of them!
443
00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:27,947
Hey, look.
It's 9:30.
444
00:19:27,981 --> 00:19:29,682
The briefcases
are about to go off.
445
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:37,557
♪ Never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down ♪
446
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:41,661
♪ Never gonna run around
and desert you ♪
447
00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:43,129
♪ Never gonna make you... ♪
448
00:19:45,932 --> 00:19:46,966
What do you think
449
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,135
you're going to achieve,
young man?
450
00:19:49,169 --> 00:19:51,571
You really think
all this pickle-pressing
451
00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:53,273
is gonna get you anywhere?
452
00:19:53,306 --> 00:19:55,475
Well, I'm just angry,
Mr. Gentleman.
453
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:57,844
I'm tired of girls
saying boys need to change.
454
00:19:57,877 --> 00:19:59,946
Somebody has to stand up
for our rights!
455
00:19:59,979 --> 00:20:03,116
What happened, son?
Did a girl break your heart?
456
00:20:05,151 --> 00:20:06,519
No.
457
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,420
I know.
458
00:20:07,454 --> 00:20:10,190
I know how hard they can be.
459
00:20:10,223 --> 00:20:15,161
But something's about to happen
that you aren't aware of.
460
00:20:15,195 --> 00:20:20,767
You see, hell hath no fury
like a woman scorned.
461
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:25,405
And trust me,
my wife is a crazy bitch.
462
00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:28,875
She and all the other women
in the world
463
00:20:28,908 --> 00:20:31,010
are about to get payback,
464
00:20:31,044 --> 00:20:34,748
and we are all
completely [bleep]
465
00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:37,217
It's my fault, really.
466
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:41,521
I've done things my whole life
that gradually broke her spirit.
467
00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:43,957
And now that she's
lost everything,
468
00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:45,959
let me assure you,
469
00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:51,898
she is piiiiiiissed.
470
00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:55,602
Now our only chance
is to keep our heads low
471
00:20:55,635 --> 00:20:58,405
and act like we're changed men.
472
00:20:58,438 --> 00:21:01,875
Because we're very
close to the end.
473
00:21:01,908 --> 00:21:03,410
The end? Of what?
474
00:21:03,443 --> 00:21:06,279
Women are sick of our shit, son.
475
00:21:06,312 --> 00:21:08,882
And soon, they're gonna know
476
00:21:08,915 --> 00:21:12,152
everything we've said
and done online.
477
00:21:12,185 --> 00:21:15,155
And unless we start
kissing their asses,
478
00:21:15,188 --> 00:21:18,825
we're all gonna be put
in a big chamber underground
479
00:21:18,858 --> 00:21:21,628
and milked for our semen.
480
00:21:21,661 --> 00:21:24,731
Eric, we're so far from home.
481
00:21:24,764 --> 00:21:27,033
We aren't gonna see
home again, babe.
482
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,769
We're gonna make it.
There's no turning back.
483
00:21:29,803 --> 00:21:31,971
Do you really think
there's hope?
484
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,473
Yes.
485
00:21:33,506 --> 00:21:35,375
I do.
486
00:21:43,116 --> 00:21:45,919
Looks like America has voted
for a change of pace.
487
00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:49,556
The world is
in a bit of a shock, uh...
488
00:21:49,589 --> 00:21:52,525
Is this... W-We're sure
this is for real, right?
489
00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:54,661
What have you done?!
490
00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:56,129
You maniacs!