1 00:00:11,316 --> 00:00:13,479 2 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:15,211 ♪ I'M GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 3 00:00:15,211 --> 00:00:17,374 ♪ GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME ♪ 4 00:00:17,374 --> 00:00:18,671 ♪ FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE ♪ 5 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:20,401 ♪ HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪ 6 00:00:20,401 --> 00:00:21,699 ♪ GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 7 00:00:21,699 --> 00:00:23,863 ♪ GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND ♪ 8 00:00:23,863 --> 00:00:25,160 ♪ AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT ♪ 9 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:26,889 ♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING "HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪ 10 00:00:27,322 --> 00:00:28,187 ♪ HEADIN' ON UP TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 11 00:00:28,187 --> 00:00:30,351 ♪ GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪ 12 00:00:30,351 --> 00:00:33,378 ♪ ( muffled mumble muffled mumble ) ♪ 13 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:35,108 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 14 00:00:35,108 --> 00:00:37,271 ♪ AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE ♪♪ 15 00:00:39,668 --> 00:00:43,560 ( children chattering ) 16 00:00:43,993 --> 00:00:45,291 ( Stan ) ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, IT'S FIRST DOWN. 17 00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:46,589 I'LL HIKE THE BALL ON THE THIRD SET HUT. 18 00:00:47,021 --> 00:00:48,319 KYLE AND CARTMAN DO DEEP POST OUTS. 19 00:00:48,319 --> 00:00:50,481 KENNY RUN A SLANT UP THE MIDDLE, BUTTERS BE READY FOR THE SCREEN. 20 00:00:50,481 --> 00:00:51,779 RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE PLAYING AGAIN ? 21 00:00:51,779 --> 00:00:54,808 FOOTBALL. GOT IT. 22 00:00:56,105 --> 00:00:59,133 OKAY, 23 ! BLUE, 23 ! 23 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,729 SET HUT, SET HUT ! 24 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,459 WENDY BREAKS UP. 25 00:01:03,459 --> 00:01:04,755 WHAT ? 26 00:01:04,755 --> 00:01:08,217 WENDY BREAKS UP WITH YOU. 27 00:01:08,649 --> 00:01:10,380 WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE ! WHAT DID I DO WRONG ?! 28 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:11,678 I HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO WENDY FOR WEEKS ! 29 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:13,407 SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYMORE. 30 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,706 SHE SAID SHE STILL WANTS TO BE FRIENDS. 31 00:01:15,138 --> 00:01:16,869 WHATEVER, BEBE, LIKE STAN REALLY CARES. 32 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,599 JUST GET OUTTA OUR FOOTBALL GAME YOU STUPID SKANK ! 33 00:01:18,599 --> 00:01:21,194 ( bleep ) YOU, FAT ASS ! YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES ! 34 00:01:21,194 --> 00:01:22,925 OH YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST WEHAVEASSHOLES, 35 00:01:22,925 --> 00:01:24,222 YOU DUMB GIRL ! 36 00:01:24,222 --> 00:01:25,520 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT ! 37 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,817 GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID ! 38 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:28,548 WHAT A WHORE. 39 00:01:28,548 --> 00:01:32,009 ( Kyle ) YEAH, LIKE STAN GIVES A CRAP IF WENDY BREAKS UP. 40 00:01:33,739 --> 00:01:37,199 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT 'TIL IT'S GONE... ♪ 41 00:01:37,632 --> 00:01:39,794 STAN ? 42 00:01:39,794 --> 00:01:42,389 COME ON, STAN, IT'S FIRST DOWN STILL. 43 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:53,204 ♪ NOW I KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT IT'S JUST THIS SONG ♪ 44 00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:00,557 ♪ AND IT AIN'T EASY TO GET BACK TAKES SO LONG ♪ 45 00:02:04,018 --> 00:02:10,507 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT 'TIL IT'S GONE ♪♪ 46 00:02:16,995 --> 00:02:18,725 ( school bell ringing ) 47 00:02:23,051 --> 00:02:25,214 KYLE, WILL YOU GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME ? 48 00:02:25,214 --> 00:02:26,079 WHY ? 49 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,810 'CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHY SHE BROKE UP. 50 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:29,540 AW, DUDE, COME ON, I GOTTA DO MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK. 51 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:32,135 DUDE, PLEASE, I MIGHT STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS WORK ! 52 00:02:32,568 --> 00:02:34,299 PLEASE, JUST GO TALK TO HER ! 53 00:02:34,299 --> 00:02:36,028 GOD DAMN IT. 54 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,921 WENDY, STAN WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU BREAK UP. 55 00:02:39,921 --> 00:02:41,652 LOOK, STAN IS REALLY NICE, 56 00:02:42,085 --> 00:02:43,382 I JUST DON'T WANNA BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE. 57 00:02:43,814 --> 00:02:44,679 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE, 58 00:02:44,679 --> 00:02:46,842 BUT IT'S NOTHING AGAINST HIM. 59 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:48,573 'KAY. 60 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:51,601 SHE SAYS SHE'S BEEN WANTING TO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE, 61 00:02:51,601 --> 00:02:52,898 AND IT'S NOTHING AGAINST YOU. 62 00:02:52,898 --> 00:02:53,764 WHAT ?! THAT'S NO ANSWER ! 63 00:02:54,196 --> 00:02:55,927 GO TELL HER TO BE MORE DIRECT WITH ME ! 64 00:02:55,927 --> 00:02:56,792 NO, DUDE, I'M OUT. 65 00:02:57,225 --> 00:02:58,522 GO TALK TO HER YOURSELF ! BE POETIC ! 66 00:02:58,522 --> 00:02:59,819 KYLE, THIS IS MY LIFE ! 67 00:02:59,819 --> 00:03:01,549 JIMMY ! HEY, STAN. 68 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,848 JIMMY, WILL YOU GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME ? 69 00:03:02,848 --> 00:03:05,443 FOR W-W-WHAT ? 70 00:03:05,443 --> 00:03:07,605 JUST GO TALK TO HER AND BE POETIC. 71 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:09,768 TELL HER SHE'S MY MUSE, NO, TELL HER-- TELL HER-- 72 00:03:09,768 --> 00:03:13,230 SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCE INSPIRATION TO ME. 73 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,526 SHE'S WHAT ? 74 00:03:14,959 --> 00:03:16,689 SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO ME. 75 00:03:17,122 --> 00:03:18,853 OKAY... 76 00:03:21,015 --> 00:03:22,313 HEY WEN-- HEY-- WENDY ? YEAH ? 77 00:03:22,313 --> 00:03:27,072 STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT- YOU'RE A CONT... 78 00:03:27,504 --> 00:03:30,099 STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT-CONT-CONT-- 79 00:03:30,532 --> 00:03:31,829 WELL, TELL STAN TO ( bleep ) OFF ! 80 00:03:31,829 --> 00:03:35,291 YOU'RE A CONT-- CONTINUING SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO HIM. 81 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,481 WELL ? SHE JUST WALKED AWAY, STAN. 82 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:44,806 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FACE FACTS, IT'S OVER. 83 00:03:45,239 --> 00:03:46,970 "OVER"... 84 00:03:48,268 --> 00:03:52,160 ♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU ♪ 85 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:56,487 ♪ I KNOW YOU WERE RIGHT BELIEVING FOR SO LONG... ♪ 86 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:58,650 STAN ? 87 00:03:59,081 --> 00:04:00,811 JESUS... 88 00:04:01,244 --> 00:04:02,975 WE CAME OVER TO CHEER YOU UP, STAN ! 89 00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:04,273 GO AWAY. 90 00:04:04,705 --> 00:04:06,434 STAN, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF. 91 00:04:06,434 --> 00:04:08,597 YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE. WHY ? 92 00:04:08,597 --> 00:04:09,896 WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING 93 00:04:09,896 --> 00:04:12,059 WHEN THE ONLY GIRL I'LL EVER LOVE IS GONE ? 94 00:04:12,059 --> 00:04:13,357 GOD, WHAT A FAG ! 95 00:04:13,357 --> 00:04:15,086 DUDE, NOT NOW. 96 00:04:15,086 --> 00:04:17,682 YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS FEELS. 97 00:04:17,682 --> 00:04:19,845 IT'S, LIKE, YOU ALWAYS HEAR SONGS ABOUT A BROKEN HEART, 98 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:21,574 AND YOU THINK IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH, 99 00:04:21,574 --> 00:04:23,738 BUT IT'S TRUE, MY CHEST HURTS. 100 00:04:24,171 --> 00:04:27,199 I FEEL THIS, LIKE, SINKING FEELING WHERE MY HEART IS. 101 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:28,929 IT'S BROKEN. 102 00:04:28,929 --> 00:04:30,658 GEEZ, HE'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. 103 00:04:31,092 --> 00:04:31,957 WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? 104 00:04:32,389 --> 00:04:34,119 SHOULD I TRY TELLING HIM A F-FANTASTIC JOKE ? 105 00:04:34,119 --> 00:04:35,418 NO, WE JUST HAVE TO SHOW HIM 106 00:04:35,418 --> 00:04:36,714 THAT THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE. 107 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:38,013 I SAY WE TAKE HIM TORAISINS. 108 00:04:38,013 --> 00:04:39,743 WHAT'SRAISINS ? 109 00:04:44,069 --> 00:04:45,799 HEY, GUYS, WELCOME TORAISINS ! 110 00:04:45,799 --> 00:04:47,962 SIX OF YOU ? RIGHT OVER HERE. 111 00:04:47,962 --> 00:04:50,125 SO YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME TODAY ? 112 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:52,287 ( all ) UH-HUHHH... 113 00:04:52,287 --> 00:04:54,450 HOW ABOUT SOME MORE FUN FRIES, GUYS ?! 114 00:04:54,450 --> 00:04:55,748 ( all ) OKAY... 115 00:04:55,748 --> 00:04:57,046 OOF, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS CAME IN. 116 00:04:57,046 --> 00:05:00,073 EVERYONE IN HERE IS SUCH A LOSER, BUT YOU GUYS SEEM COOL. 117 00:05:00,073 --> 00:05:02,236 HERE YOU GO GUYS, LEXUS WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 118 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:03,535 WHAT DO YOU THINK, STAN ? 119 00:05:03,967 --> 00:05:05,265 THESE GIRLS ARE PRETTY CUTE, HUH ? 120 00:05:05,265 --> 00:05:07,860 JESUS CHRIST, I THINK I'VE DIED AND GONE TO H-H-HEAVEN. 121 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,590 THIS PLACE IS AWESOME ! 122 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:10,456 HOW DO YOU KNOW ?! 123 00:05:10,888 --> 00:05:11,753 WE HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED THE FOOD YET ! 124 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,916 HEY GUYS ! WHOA... 125 00:05:13,916 --> 00:05:15,213 HOW ARE WE DOING THIS AFTERNOON ? 126 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:16,512 GOOOOD... 127 00:05:16,512 --> 00:05:17,809 I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS CAME IN, 128 00:05:18,242 --> 00:05:19,107 EVERYONE IN HERE IS SUCH A LOSER, 129 00:05:19,539 --> 00:05:20,404 BUT YOU GUYS SEEM REALLY COOL. 130 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:21,702 WE ARE ! 131 00:05:21,702 --> 00:05:23,433 SO WHAT CAN I GET YOU ? 132 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:26,893 UM, GET US THE ZINGY TINGY WINGS AND MOZZARELLA TASTY TOTS 133 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,490 AND, OH, AND BITE SIZE PIZZAZAS AND A PITCHER OF LEMONADE. 134 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:32,516 GREAT, I'LL PUT YOUR ORDER IN RIGHT NOW ! 135 00:05:32,516 --> 00:05:35,112 YOU GUYS, I THINK OURRAISINS GIRL LIKES ME ! 136 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,707 SHE TOUCHED MY BACK WHEN SHE WALKED AWAY, DID YOU SEE THAT ? 137 00:05:37,707 --> 00:05:39,870 RAISIN'SGIRLS ! 138 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:42,033 WOO-HOOO ! OH YEAH ! 139 00:05:42,033 --> 00:05:44,197 HEY, HEY, LOOK, OVER THERE, STAN ! 140 00:05:44,197 --> 00:05:45,926 THAT RAISINS GIRL IS REALLY CUTE, HUH ?! 141 00:05:45,926 --> 00:05:47,224 WHY DON'T YOU SAY HI TO HER. 142 00:05:47,224 --> 00:05:48,521 EXCUSE ME ! 143 00:05:48,521 --> 00:05:50,251 HI GUYS ! MY NAME'S PORSCHE ! 144 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,982 HEY, THIS IS STAN. 145 00:05:51,982 --> 00:05:53,712 OH HEY, CUTIE ! HOW ARE YOU ? 146 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:55,010 I LOVE YOUR HAT. 147 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:57,605 I USED TO HAVE A HAT JUST LIKE THAT, EXCEPT IT WAS BLACK 148 00:05:58,038 --> 00:05:59,336 AND DIDN'T HAVE A PUFF BALL ON IT. 149 00:05:59,336 --> 00:06:01,498 OH MY GOD, MY HANDS ARE SO COLD ! 150 00:06:01,498 --> 00:06:02,796 HOW COME PEOPLE HAVE HANDS, ANYWAY ? 151 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,527 DID YOU EVER WONDER THAT ? 152 00:06:04,527 --> 00:06:06,258 ♪ IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE... ♪ 153 00:06:06,258 --> 00:06:09,284 ♪ Y.M.C.A. ♪ 154 00:06:09,284 --> 00:06:10,582 WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO ! 155 00:06:10,582 --> 00:06:12,745 ♪ Y.M.C.A. ♪ 156 00:06:12,745 --> 00:06:14,909 OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, 157 00:06:14,909 --> 00:06:16,638 THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE WORLD. 158 00:06:16,638 --> 00:06:19,666 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW MUCH SAND THERE IS AT THE BEACH ? 159 00:06:19,666 --> 00:06:21,830 I MEAN, HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED WHERE ALL THAT SAND 160 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:23,127 CAME FROM ? 161 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:26,155 OH MY GOD, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW A BEETLE THAT WAS THIS BIG ! 162 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,751 EWWW ! CAN WE GO PLEASE ? 163 00:06:28,751 --> 00:06:30,482 OKAY, OKAY, COME ON, YOU GUYS. 164 00:06:30,482 --> 00:06:33,941 OH MY GOD, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR COMING TORAISINS ! 165 00:06:33,941 --> 00:06:36,537 OH, SWEETIE, ARE YOU LEAVING ? 166 00:06:36,537 --> 00:06:37,835 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO, LEXUS, 167 00:06:37,835 --> 00:06:39,132 BUT MY STUPID FRIENDS WANNA GO ! 168 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,159 AWW, WELL, WHEN AM I GONNA GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN ? 169 00:06:42,159 --> 00:06:43,459 WHEN DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME ?! 170 00:06:43,459 --> 00:06:44,756 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ! 171 00:06:44,756 --> 00:06:46,918 OH MY GOD, HERE, WE LEFT YOU A TIP ALREADY, 172 00:06:47,351 --> 00:06:48,648 BUT HERE'S ANOTHER $5. 173 00:06:48,648 --> 00:06:50,812 OH YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE, COME HERE, YOU ! 174 00:06:50,812 --> 00:06:53,839 WUGH... WUIGHHH... 175 00:06:54,272 --> 00:06:56,867 BYE, GUYS, THANKS FOR COMING TORAISINS ! 176 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,030 WELL STAN, DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW ? 177 00:06:59,030 --> 00:07:00,329 NO, DUDE, I FEEL WORSE ! 178 00:07:00,329 --> 00:07:01,625 LOOK, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU 179 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:02,923 THERE'S OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE. 180 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,654 DUDE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO START OVER WITH OTHER GIRLS ! 181 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:05,952 I'M NINE YEARS OLD, DUDE ! 182 00:07:05,952 --> 00:07:06,817 IF I DON'T WORK THINGS OUT WITH WENDY, 183 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,114 I COULD BE ALONE MY WHOLE LIFE ! 184 00:07:08,546 --> 00:07:09,412 SHE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN ! 185 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:11,575 MYRAISINSGIRL SAID SHE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN ! 186 00:07:11,575 --> 00:07:13,306 I CAN'T LET WENDY GO ! 187 00:07:13,306 --> 00:07:14,603 THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN HAVING MY FRIENDS 188 00:07:14,603 --> 00:07:16,765 DO ALL THE TALKING FOR ME ! IT'S TIME I TOOK CONTROL ! 189 00:07:16,765 --> 00:07:17,630 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 190 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:21,524 SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO. 191 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:37,097 BEBE, YOU NEED TO GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME RIGHT NOW ! 192 00:07:37,097 --> 00:07:40,556 ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HAVE MY FRIENDS DO ALL 193 00:07:40,556 --> 00:07:41,422 THE TALKING FOR ME. 194 00:07:41,422 --> 00:07:43,152 NOW, I REALIZE I NEED HER FRIENDS TO DO IT. 195 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,018 TELL HER I LOVE HER. 196 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:45,748 STAN, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER. 197 00:07:45,748 --> 00:07:47,044 IF YOU REALLY WANT WENDY BACK, 198 00:07:47,477 --> 00:07:49,208 TRY DOING THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU CAN THINK OF. 199 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:53,967 OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I CAN THINK OF ? 200 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:55,264 IF YOU REALLY WANT A SHOT AT GETTING HER BACK... 201 00:07:55,697 --> 00:07:56,562 STAND OUTSIDE HER WINDOW, 202 00:07:56,562 --> 00:08:00,022 HOLD A BOOM BOX UP OVER YOUR HEAD AND PLAY PETER GABRIEL. 203 00:08:05,646 --> 00:08:08,241 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 204 00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:11,702 ♪ HEY HEY SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 205 00:08:11,702 --> 00:08:12,999 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 206 00:08:12,999 --> 00:08:16,028 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 207 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:19,488 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 208 00:08:22,949 --> 00:08:26,409 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 209 00:08:29,437 --> 00:08:30,735 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪♪ 210 00:08:37,656 --> 00:08:38,953 ( Lexus ) OKAY, PORSCHE, SEE YOU TOMORROW ! 211 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,252 BYE, MERCEDES ! 212 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:41,116 LEXUS ! 213 00:08:41,116 --> 00:08:42,846 UH-OH, UH, HI SWEETIE. 214 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:44,145 I WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR YOU TO GET OFF WORK ! 215 00:08:44,577 --> 00:08:48,470 OH, REALLY ? THAT'S GREAT, UH, MOREY ? 216 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:50,200 I JUST COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU ! 217 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,930 THERE A PROBLEM ? 218 00:08:52,363 --> 00:08:55,391 COULD YOU UH, JUST HELP- WALK ME TO MY BIKE ? 219 00:08:55,391 --> 00:08:56,689 RIGHT. 220 00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:58,852 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE BIG TIP, YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE. 221 00:08:58,852 --> 00:09:00,582 COME BACK AND SEE ME REAL SOON, OKAY ? 222 00:09:01,014 --> 00:09:03,177 OH, WAIT, LEXUS ! GEEZ, I ALMOST FORGOT-- 223 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:04,475 I GOT YOU THIS PRESENT ! 224 00:09:04,475 --> 00:09:06,637 OH WOW, THANKS, CUTIE ! 225 00:09:06,637 --> 00:09:08,369 IT'S A LITTLE STUFFED BEAR DRESSED LIKE A RABBIT ! 226 00:09:08,369 --> 00:09:11,396 GOSH, THAT'S THE NICEST GIFT I'VE GOTTEN ALL NIGHT, 227 00:09:11,396 --> 00:09:13,126 THANK YOU ! 228 00:09:13,126 --> 00:09:14,424 WELL, I GOTTA GO, HONEY, BE SURE TO COME BACK TORAISINS 229 00:09:14,424 --> 00:09:16,155 AND SEE ME AGAIN, OKAY ?! 230 00:09:16,588 --> 00:09:18,750 WELL, YEAH, BUT-- BUT-- HEY-- HEY, LEXUS ? 231 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,777 I WAS THINKING, WELL, I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD 232 00:09:21,777 --> 00:09:23,509 GO DO SOMETHING, SOMETIME... 233 00:09:23,509 --> 00:09:24,807 OH GEE, THAT WOULD BE GREAT, HONEY, 234 00:09:24,807 --> 00:09:26,103 BUT I'M REALLY BUSY THIS WEEK. 235 00:09:26,536 --> 00:09:27,834 TELL YOU WHAT, YOU COME BACK TORAISINS, 236 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,997 AND THEN WE'LL BE ABLE TO HANG OUT ALL WE WANT, OKAY ?! 237 00:09:29,997 --> 00:09:31,295 O-KAY ! 238 00:09:31,295 --> 00:09:34,322 BYE, CUTIE ! BYE, DARLING ! 239 00:09:36,917 --> 00:09:40,378 WOW, A REAL-LIFE RELATIONSHIP ! 240 00:09:42,176 --> 00:09:43,905 ( school bell ringing ) 241 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:46,501 ( chattering ) 242 00:09:46,501 --> 00:09:49,530 ( man ) ALL RIGHT, KIDS, OUT ON THE GYM FLOOR FOR P.E. CLASS ! 243 00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:55,586 COME ON STAN, WE'RE GONNA TO PLAY DODGE BALL. 244 00:09:56,019 --> 00:09:58,180 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 245 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,343 SHE'S IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 246 00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:02,507 DUDE, YOU NEED TO SNAP OUT OF THIS ! 247 00:10:02,507 --> 00:10:04,237 SO WENDY LEFT YOU FOR TOKEN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, 248 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:05,966 JUST BE MISERABLE YOUR WHOLE LIFE ? 249 00:10:05,966 --> 00:10:07,263 THERE'S NOTHING ELSE ICANDO, 250 00:10:07,263 --> 00:10:08,129 SHE WAS MY WHOLE LIFE. 251 00:10:08,562 --> 00:10:09,427 OH, COME ON, DUDE ! 252 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,590 ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS IS MOPE AROUND ! 253 00:10:12,023 --> 00:10:13,752 YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO HANG OUT WITH THOSE GOTH KIDS, 254 00:10:13,752 --> 00:10:16,348 WHO DRESS IN BLACK AND TALK ABOUT PAIN ALL THE TIME ! 255 00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:18,944 MAYBE I SHOULD, AT LEAST THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND ME. 256 00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:21,539 MAYBE I SHOULD GO HANG WITH THE GOTH KIDS. 257 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:25,865 LIFE IS PAIN, LIFE IS ONLY PAIN. 258 00:10:25,865 --> 00:10:28,028 WE'RE ALL TAUGHT TO BELIEVE IN HAPPY, FAIRY TALE ENDINGS, 259 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,757 BUT THERE IS ONLY BLACKNESS. 260 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:33,651 DARK, DEPRESSING LONELINESS THAT EATS AT YOUR SOUL. 261 00:10:33,651 --> 00:10:36,246 WHO NEEDS THAT KEN AND BARBIE LOVE, ANYWAY ? 262 00:10:36,246 --> 00:10:38,842 EVERYONE'S JUST WALKING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF CONFORMISTS. 263 00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:40,140 GO AHEAD AND WEAR YOUR BUSINESS SUITS, 264 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,168 SO YOU CAN MAKE $34,0000 A YEAR AND BUY YOUR CONDOMINIUM. 265 00:10:43,168 --> 00:10:45,330 THEY'RE LIKE ZOMBIES, RACING TO THEIR GRAVES. 266 00:10:45,764 --> 00:10:47,494 LOVE DIDN'T WORK FOR MY MOM AND DAD, 267 00:10:47,494 --> 00:10:49,224 WHY SHOULD IT WORK FOR ME ? 268 00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:51,818 MY DAD IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE, 269 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,550 DRUNKEN BASTARD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I EXIST, 270 00:10:53,982 --> 00:10:55,712 BUT THEN HE WON'T LET ME GO TO THE SKINNY PUPPY CONCERT 271 00:10:55,712 --> 00:10:57,875 BECAUSE MY HEROIN ADDICT AUNT IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER. 272 00:10:58,308 --> 00:10:59,604 DINNER ? THAT'S A LAUGH, 273 00:10:59,604 --> 00:11:01,335 JUST AN EXCUSE FOR MY MOM TO BITCH AT ME 274 00:11:01,335 --> 00:11:02,634 FOR NOT WEARING GIRLY CLOTHES 275 00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:05,661 LIKE ALL THE BRITNEY SPEARS WANNABES AT THIS SCHOOL. 276 00:11:05,661 --> 00:11:10,852 THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF NAZI CONFORMIST CHEERLEADERS. 277 00:11:11,285 --> 00:11:14,311 BUT IF LIFE IS ONLY PAIN, 278 00:11:14,744 --> 00:11:16,043 THEN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING ? 279 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,071 JUST TO MAKE LIFE MORE MISERABLE FOR THE CONFORMISTS. 280 00:11:19,071 --> 00:11:21,665 ALL RIGHT, SO HOW DO I JOIN YOU ? 281 00:11:21,665 --> 00:11:23,829 IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THE NON-CONFORMISTS, 282 00:11:23,829 --> 00:11:25,559 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRESS JUST LIKE US 283 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,155 AND LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSIC WE DO. 284 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,885 'KAY. 285 00:11:34,211 --> 00:11:35,509 OKAY, I KNOW IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY, FERRARI, 286 00:11:35,509 --> 00:11:36,806 SO I WANT TO GO OVER THE BASICS WITH YOU. OKAY. 287 00:11:36,806 --> 00:11:39,402 FIRST OF ALL, THERE'S A FIVE-FOOT RULE: 288 00:11:39,402 --> 00:11:41,132 IF YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF A CUSTOMER, 289 00:11:41,132 --> 00:11:41,997 YOU NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM, 290 00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:44,160 EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT AT YOUR TABLE, "HEY, CUTIE !" 291 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,755 WHEN YOU'RE NOT SERVING FOOD OR TALKING WITH CUSTOMERS, 292 00:11:46,755 --> 00:11:48,053 YOU NEED TO DANCE AROUND AND HAVE FUN. 293 00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:50,649 WE HAVE THINGS LIKE HOOLA-HOOPS, SILLY STRING AND WATER GUNS 294 00:11:50,649 --> 00:11:51,946 TO PLAY WITH THE OTHER GIRLS. 295 00:11:51,946 --> 00:11:54,109 BE SURE TO GIGGLE A LOT, AND BE SURE TO SHOW OFF YOUR RAISINS. 296 00:11:54,109 --> 00:11:55,839 NOW, WHEN YOU TAKE A CUSTOMER'S ORDER, 297 00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:57,137 YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE WITH THEM. 298 00:11:57,569 --> 00:11:58,868 IT MAKES THEM THINK YOU'RE INTERESTED. 299 00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:01,030 WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN FOR THEM, AND MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL. 300 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:04,057 "OH MAN, I AM SO BORED, THANK GOD YOU GUYS CAME IN !" 301 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,356 IF YOU WANT GOOD TIPS, 302 00:12:05,789 --> 00:12:07,086 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS PHYSICAL CONTACT, 303 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,249 JUST A SIMPLE HOLD OF THE ARM CAN BE THE DIFFERENCE 304 00:12:09,681 --> 00:12:11,412 BETWEEN $5 AND $20. 305 00:12:11,412 --> 00:12:14,008 "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR ORDER, GUYS !" 306 00:12:14,008 --> 00:12:15,737 WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH, MERCEDES. 307 00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:18,333 OKAY, WELL I GUESS WE'RE READY TO OPEN FOR BUSINESS, GOOD LUCK. 308 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,929 GO AHEAD AND OPEN FOR BUSINESS, PORSCHE. 309 00:12:20,929 --> 00:12:23,091 OKAY ! 310 00:12:24,389 --> 00:12:26,119 HI, WELCOME TORAISINS ! 311 00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:28,282 HI, IS LEXUS HERE ?! 312 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,877 HEY, CUTIE ! DARLING ! 313 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,174 HOW'RE WE DOING TODAY ?! 314 00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:36,069 OH GOD, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 315 00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:41,258 "SHALLOW LIFE, DROWNING ALONE I GASP FOR AIR. 316 00:12:41,258 --> 00:12:43,422 "COLDNESS CREEPS OVER PALE SKIN. 317 00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:46,017 "THERE IS SADNESS SO DEEP IT PULLS ME DOWN. 318 00:12:46,017 --> 00:12:49,911 HAPPINESS DIES IN THE DEEP, DARK SEA." 319 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:52,505 YEAH, HAPPINESS DIES. 320 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,235 YEAH. 321 00:12:54,668 --> 00:12:55,534 ALL RIGHT, YOUR TURN, STAN. 322 00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:58,562 READ ONE OF YOUR POEMS ABOUT PAIN. 323 00:12:58,562 --> 00:12:59,860 "THERE IS DARKNESS ALL AROUND ME. 324 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,454 "DEEP, PIERCING BLACK I CANNOT BREATHE. 325 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:03,752 MY HEART HAS BEEN RAPED." 326 00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:05,051 WHOA. 327 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,213 "THE PAIN IS EVERLASTING, I MISS YOU SO MUCH, BABE. 328 00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:09,375 WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AGAIN, GIRL--" 329 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,405 WHOA, WHOA, DUDE, THOSE LAST TWO LINES AREN'T GOTH. 330 00:13:12,405 --> 00:13:13,702 THEY'RE NOT ? 331 00:13:13,702 --> 00:13:15,431 NO, DUDE, YOU CAN'T SAY, "I MISS YOU SO MUCH, BABE. 332 00:13:15,431 --> 00:13:16,729 I WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS." 333 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,326 MAKE IT, "I MISS SEEING YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO SLICE 334 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,920 MY EYES OUT WITH RAZOR BLADES." 335 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,082 HENRIETTA, HI, SWEETIE ! 336 00:13:24,082 --> 00:13:25,381 GO AWAY, MOM ! LEAVE ME ALONE ! 337 00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:27,977 DADDY AND I JUST GOT YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT ! 338 00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:30,571 BUT YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT IT IS 'TIL TOMORROW ! 339 00:13:30,571 --> 00:13:32,302 YOU'D LIKE TO WAIT 'TIL I WAS DEAD, WOULDN'T YOU ? 340 00:13:32,302 --> 00:13:34,466 YOU'D LIKE TO SEE THE MAGGOTS EAT MY FACE. 341 00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:36,196 YOU ARE SO CREATIVE, HONEY ! 342 00:13:36,196 --> 00:13:38,790 CONFORMIST BITCH. 343 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,954 ( all ) YEAH. 344 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,117 ( all ) WOO-HOO ! 345 00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:46,143 ( telephone ringing ) 346 00:13:47,442 --> 00:13:49,173 THANKS FOR CALLINGRAISINS, THIS IS PORSCHE, 347 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:50,903 HAVE YOU TRIED OUR DOUBLE WHAMMY WINGS ? 348 00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:53,497 HI, IS LEXUS THERE, PLEASE ? 349 00:13:53,497 --> 00:13:54,795 THIS IS HER BOYFRIEND. 350 00:13:54,795 --> 00:13:57,824 THANKS FOR CALLINGRAISINS, THIS IS LEXUS ! 351 00:13:58,257 --> 00:13:59,121 HEY, LEXUS ! 352 00:13:59,121 --> 00:14:01,283 HI, SWEETIE, WHO'S THIS ? 353 00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:03,447 IT'S ME, BUTTERS ! 354 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:05,177 OH, OKAY, HI, CUTIE ! 355 00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,637 HEY, SWEETIE ! SO HOW ARE YOU, HONEY ? 356 00:14:08,637 --> 00:14:10,801 I'M FINE, I MISS YOU, THOUGH. 357 00:14:10,801 --> 00:14:13,397 YEAH, SCHOOL WAS PRETTY TOUGH TODAY. 358 00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:15,990 WE HAD TWO QUIZZES AND ONE OF THEM WAS A POP QUIZ. 359 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:18,587 Sometimes I think our classes are too hard. 360 00:14:18,587 --> 00:14:20,750 BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU ALL DAY LONG, I PROMISE ! 361 00:14:21,183 --> 00:14:22,048 SO HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING ? 362 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,777 GOOD, GOOD. 363 00:14:23,777 --> 00:14:25,508 HEY, HEY, SWEETIE, I WAS THINKING TONIGHT YOU COULD 364 00:14:25,941 --> 00:14:28,537 COME OVER AND WE COULD WATCH "THE EXORCIST" ON D.V.D. ! 365 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:30,699 OH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, CUTIE. 366 00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:32,429 WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME DOWN TORAISINS. 367 00:14:32,429 --> 00:14:35,457 WELL, I KIND OF DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT. 368 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:38,052 I SPENT IT ALL ATRAISINS THE LAST SIX TIMES. 369 00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:41,081 OOH, THAT'S TOO BAD, CUTIE, I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU ! 370 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,244 OH, I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU TOO, BABY ! 371 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,406 DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET MORE MONEY ! 372 00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:47,137 'KAY, TIGGERS, GOTTA RUN ! 373 00:14:47,569 --> 00:14:48,867 OKAY, UH, HEY, LEXUS... 374 00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:51,895 WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SAY... 375 00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:54,922 HERE IT GOES... 376 00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:57,518 LEXUS, I... OH GEEZ, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T SAY IT... 377 00:14:57,951 --> 00:14:59,248 NO, WAIT, I WANT TO SAY IT... 378 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,979 I LOVE YOU ! 379 00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:03,574 HEE HEE ! OH MY GOSH ! 380 00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:06,169 DAD, I NEED AN ADVANCE ON MY ALLOWANCE AGAIN. 381 00:15:06,602 --> 00:15:09,198 OH, NO, BUTTERS, YOU GOT AN ADVANCE TWO DAYS AGO. 382 00:15:09,198 --> 00:15:10,495 BUT I SPENT IT ALL ! 383 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,658 WHAT ARE YOU SPENDING ALL THAT MONEY ON, BUTTERS ? 384 00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:13,956 ON MY GIRLFRIEND ! 385 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,253 GIRLFRIEND ?! 386 00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:17,416 YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, BUTTERS ? 387 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,713 YEAH... 388 00:15:19,146 --> 00:15:21,742 AND SHE'S A GIRL, RIGHT ? 389 00:15:21,742 --> 00:15:23,039 YEP. 390 00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:24,770 WELL, ALL RIGHT ! GOOD FOR YOU, BUTTERS ! 391 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,068 OH, THAT IS SO CUTE ! 392 00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:27,365 WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET HER ? 393 00:15:27,798 --> 00:15:29,528 WELL, I WAS HOPING TO GO SEE HER RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN COME ALONG, 394 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,260 BUT DON'T EMBARRASS ME OR NOTHING, 395 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,422 I'M SURE SHE'LL BE REAL NERVOUS TO IMPRESS YOU. 396 00:15:33,422 --> 00:15:34,719 DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS, 397 00:15:35,152 --> 00:15:36,882 WE JUST WANT TO SAY HI AND THEN WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE ! 398 00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:38,613 OKAY ! 399 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:42,937 YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T TURN OUT GAY ! 400 00:15:42,937 --> 00:15:45,100 ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. 401 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,589 HEY, CAN WE GET MORE COFFEE OVER HERE ? 402 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:53,320 DAMN IT, ARE YOU KIDS JUST GONNA SIT HERE ALL NIGHT AGAIN 403 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,050 AND DRINK $6 WORTH OF COFFEE ? 404 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,347 WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE ?! 405 00:15:56,347 --> 00:16:00,674 CONFORMIST, HAVE FUN IN YOUR RAT RACE LIFE, 406 00:16:00,674 --> 00:16:02,403 LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK FOR CORPORATE GAINS. 407 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,133 ( all ) YEAH. 408 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:05,431 DUDE, YOU HAVEN'T DRANK YOUR COFFEE. 409 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,162 WELL, I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. 410 00:16:07,162 --> 00:16:10,621 YOU CAN'T BE A NON-CONFORMIST IF YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE. 411 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:15,814 OH, JESUS CHRIST. I HAD TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT. 412 00:16:15,814 --> 00:16:17,111 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ? 413 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,571 I'M BREATHING DEEP THE DARKNESS THAT ENVELOPES MY SOUL. 414 00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:24,032 GOD DAMN IT, DUDE, YOUR MOM AND DAD WANT YOU TO COME HOME ! 415 00:16:24,032 --> 00:16:26,194 SO THEY CAN FILL MY HEAD WITH MOREDISNEYLIES 416 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,492 ABOUT HOW PERFECT THE WORLD IS ? 417 00:16:27,492 --> 00:16:28,790 I DON'T THINK SO. 418 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,521 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE 419 00:16:30,521 --> 00:16:32,251 AND YOUR HOMEWORK, YOU CONFORMIST ASSHOLE. 420 00:16:32,683 --> 00:16:33,981 YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL PAIN IS. 421 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,711 OH, LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT PAIN IS ! 422 00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,442 GO TRY LIVING IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, YOU LITTLE PUSSY ! 423 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,172 I'M NOT GONNA LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY 424 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,469 WITH ALL THE CONFORMISTS ! 425 00:16:40,469 --> 00:16:42,199 STAN, THIS IS IT, TIME TO STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF, 426 00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:43,497 AND COME HOME. 427 00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:45,228 EVERYONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND EVERYONE WANTS YOU BACK. 428 00:16:45,228 --> 00:16:46,959 WHAT ABOUT WENDY ? IS SHE STILL WITH TOKEN ? 429 00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,255 YEAH, SHE IS. 430 00:16:48,255 --> 00:16:49,985 THEN, PEOPLE SHOULDN'T CARE ABOUT ME, 431 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,716 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM. 432 00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:53,879 WHAT'S THE POINT OF CARING WHEN ALL IT BRINGS IS PAIN ? 433 00:16:54,312 --> 00:16:55,176 FOR SURE. 434 00:16:55,609 --> 00:16:58,204 FINE, THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP, HAVE FUN BEING MISERABLE. 435 00:16:58,638 --> 00:16:59,503 CONFORMIST. 436 00:16:59,503 --> 00:17:01,666 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 437 00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:06,092 ( Butters ) HERE WE ARE MOM AND DAD ! 438 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:10,417 HI, WELCOME TORAISINS ! THREE OF YOU ? 439 00:17:10,849 --> 00:17:12,580 HI, MERCEDES, IT'S ME, LEXUS' BOYFRIEND. 440 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:13,877 I BROUGHT MY PARENTS OVER TO MEET HER. 441 00:17:13,877 --> 00:17:16,906 GREAT, BE SURE TO TRY OUR CHEDDAR POPPERS. 442 00:17:17,338 --> 00:17:18,636 RIGHT THIS WAY. 443 00:17:18,636 --> 00:17:20,799 WHO ELSE WANTS A SIGNED RAISINS'GIRLS CALENDAR 444 00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:22,095 FOR $5 ?! 445 00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:23,826 ( table ) WOO HOO ! WOO HOO ! 446 00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:25,557 STEVEN, WHAT IS THIS PLACE ? 447 00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:26,855 I DON'T KNOW... 448 00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:29,449 HERE YOU GO, PORSCHE WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 449 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,046 GO AHEAD AND HAVE A SEAT, GUYS, I GOTTA GO FIND LEXUS ! 450 00:17:32,046 --> 00:17:35,506 HEY, CUTIE, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME ? 451 00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:37,235 YEAH. 452 00:17:37,235 --> 00:17:39,399 OH BOY, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED. 453 00:17:39,399 --> 00:17:41,129 OUR SON HASN'T LEARNED YET THAT GIRLS WILL PRETEND TO 454 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,860 LIKE HIM FOR MONEY. 455 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:45,887 THIS PLACE IS HORRIBLE, TO OBJECTIFY GIRLS LIKE THIS ! 456 00:17:45,887 --> 00:17:48,050 HI GUYS, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER ? 457 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,780 LITTLE GIRL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING HERE. 458 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:51,078 I SHOULDN'T ?! 459 00:17:51,078 --> 00:17:52,375 WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ?! 460 00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:54,971 NO, I MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T WORK SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU'RE PAID 461 00:17:54,971 --> 00:17:57,567 FOR HOW YOU LOOK, YOU SHOULD BE LEARNING A SKILL, 462 00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,297 SO YOU CAN GROW UP TO BE A BUSINESS WOMAN 463 00:17:59,297 --> 00:18:00,163 OR EVEN A DOCTOR. 464 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,325 WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD CURE CANCER ! 465 00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:03,190 I COULD CURE CANCER ?! 466 00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:05,353 OH MY GOD, THAT WOULD BE SO COOL ! 467 00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:07,082 I HAD A CANCER SORE ON MY LIP ONCE, 468 00:18:07,516 --> 00:18:08,814 AND IT HURT SO BAD ! 469 00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:12,707 OH, NEVERMIND, I THINKRAISINS MIGHT BE THE PERFECT PLACE 470 00:18:12,707 --> 00:18:14,004 FOR YOU. COOL ! 471 00:18:14,437 --> 00:18:17,897 MOM, DAD, THIS IS LEXUS ! 472 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,628 HI, WELCOME TORAISINS ! 473 00:18:19,628 --> 00:18:23,088 UH, BUTTERS, CAN WE HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU ? 474 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:24,385 OUTSIDE. 475 00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:26,117 HUH, OH, ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME, 476 00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:27,847 YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT OF LEXUS ! 477 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:31,307 BUTTERS, THESE GIRLS PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN YOU 478 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,470 BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU'LL GIVE THEM TIPS. 479 00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:34,335 HUH ? 480 00:18:34,768 --> 00:18:36,932 YOU SEE, BUTTERS, WOMEN KNOW THAT THEY CAN MAKE MEN DO 481 00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:38,661 ANYTHING BY FLIRTING. 482 00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:42,121 AND SOME GIRLS, LIKE THESE, TURN THAT INTO A PROFESSION. 483 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,014 OH I SEE, YOU DON'T APPROVE OF MY GIRLFRIEND ! 484 00:18:46,014 --> 00:18:47,745 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MOM AND DAD, 485 00:18:47,745 --> 00:18:49,475 OUR LOVE IS AS PURE AS A MOUNTAIN SPRING ! 486 00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:51,206 THE ODDS MAY BE STACKED AGAINST US, 487 00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:52,502 BUT WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT OUR BEST SHOT ! 488 00:18:52,935 --> 00:18:54,233 AND SO IF YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY FOR US, 489 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,261 YOU CAN JUST GO TO HECK, MOM AND DAD ! 490 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,126 COME ON, LEXUS ! 491 00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,425 I'M MOVING OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE, 492 00:18:59,857 --> 00:19:01,586 AND I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU, LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT ! 493 00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,316 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, KID ?! 494 00:19:03,749 --> 00:19:05,048 WE ARE NOT BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ! 495 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:08,075 WHAT, LEXUS, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? 496 00:19:08,075 --> 00:19:11,968 ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TOGETHER ANYMORE ? 497 00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:12,833 I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. 498 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:15,862 SO THAT'S IT ? WE'RE BROKEN UP, NOW ? 499 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:18,889 I GOTTA GIVE THESE CURLY FRIES TO TABLE 12. 500 00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:21,918 WELL, GO AHEAD AND GO. 501 00:19:21,918 --> 00:19:24,080 IT'S BEST WE DON'T SAY ANYTHING MORE. 502 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,810 THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY... 503 00:19:26,243 --> 00:19:29,704 IT'S OVER... OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER... 504 00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:34,894 ♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU... ♪ 505 00:19:34,894 --> 00:19:39,220 ( sobbing ) 506 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,816 ♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE ♪♪ 507 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,980 ( boy ) LOOK AT THAT, ANOTHER TORTURED SOUL. 508 00:19:44,411 --> 00:19:45,709 ANOTHER LIFE OF PAIN. 509 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:49,602 HEY, RAVEN, CHECK IT OUT. 510 00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:51,333 BUTTERS ? 511 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,494 OH, OH, HEY, STAN. 512 00:19:53,494 --> 00:19:55,224 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? 513 00:19:55,224 --> 00:19:59,119 WELL... MY-- MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. 514 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,146 DID SHE STEP ON YOUR HEART WITH STILETTO SHOES ? 515 00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:05,175 YEAH, IT SURE DOES HURT. 516 00:20:05,175 --> 00:20:07,771 THAT'S COOL, I GUESS YOU CAN JOIN UP WITH US IF YOU WANT. 517 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,500 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE GRAVEYARD AND WRITE POEMS 518 00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:12,096 ABOUT DEATH AND HOW POINTLESS LIFE IS. 519 00:20:12,096 --> 00:20:15,124 OH, NO, THANKS, I LOVE LIFE. 520 00:20:15,124 --> 00:20:17,718 HUH ? BUT YOU JUST GOT DUMPED. 521 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,017 WELL, YEAH, AND I'M SAD. 522 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,179 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT SOMETHING 523 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,342 CAN MAKE ME FEEL THAT SAD. 524 00:20:23,342 --> 00:20:26,371 IT'S LIKE... IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE, YOU KNOW ? 525 00:20:26,371 --> 00:20:28,101 IT MAKES ME FEEL HUMAN. 526 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,696 THE ONLY WAY I COULD FEEL THIS SAD NOW IS IF I FELT SOMETHING 527 00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:31,993 REALLY GOOD BEFORE, 528 00:20:32,425 --> 00:20:34,156 SO I HAVE TO TAKE THE BAD WITH THE GOOD, 529 00:20:34,156 --> 00:20:37,185 SO I GUESS WHAT I'M FEELING IS LIKE A 'BEAUTIFUL SADNESS'... 530 00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:38,914 I GUESS THAT SOUNDS STUPID. 531 00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,212 YEAH. 532 00:20:40,644 --> 00:20:43,241 NO, NO, BUTTERS, THAT DOESN'T SOUND STUPID AT ALL. 533 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,403 BUT THANKS FOR OFFERING TO LET ME IN YOUR CLIQUE, GUYS, 534 00:20:45,403 --> 00:20:47,998 BUT TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER BE A CRYING, LITTLE PUSSY 535 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:51,459 THAN A FAGGY GOTH KID, WELL, SEE YA, STAN. 536 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:55,352 HE'S RIGHT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE. 537 00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:57,083 I LIKE LIKING LIFE A LOT MORE THAN HATING IT. 538 00:20:57,516 --> 00:21:00,110 SCREW YOU, GUYS, I'M GOING HOME. 539 00:21:01,841 --> 00:21:04,869 GO AHEAD AND GO BACK TO YOUR SUNSHINE FAIRY TALE ! 540 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:10,493 OKAY, IT'S THIRD DOWN ! 541 00:21:10,493 --> 00:21:12,656 NOW, SOMEBODY MAKE A PLAY ! 542 00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:13,520 HEY, CAN I JOIN IN ? 543 00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:16,116 WHAT HAPPENED, AREN'T YOU STILL WALLOWING IN PAIN ? 544 00:21:16,116 --> 00:21:19,144 YEAH, IT STILL HURTS A LOT, BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT 545 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,874 THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF PAINFUL TIMES IN LIFE, 546 00:21:20,874 --> 00:21:24,767 SO I BETTER LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT THE RIGHT WAY. 547 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,497 HEY, WENDY ! 548 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,227 YOU'RE A BITCH. 549 00:21:28,227 --> 00:21:29,093 TOKEN ? 550 00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:32,121 RIGHT HERE, BUDDY. 551 00:21:32,121 --> 00:21:35,581 OH, DUDE, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 552 00:21:35,581 --> 00:21:37,311 YEAH, LET'S PLAY BALL.