1 00:00:36,072 --> 00:00:38,841 And in conclusion, the Latino community has provided America, 2 00:00:38,842 --> 00:00:47,079 and indeed, the entire world with innovations that we would be lost without. 3 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:46,417 And that is my presentation on the role of Hispanics in American technology. Thank you. 4 00:00:49,021 --> 00:00:50,829 Okay, thank you, Kyle Broflovski. 5 00:00:50,852 --> 00:00:52,266 That was very good, Kyle. 6 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:57,172 I think the Latino Endowment Council was very happy with your presentation. Looks like you might win. 7 00:00:57,173 --> 00:00:59,480 -Cool. -All right, students, members of the school board. 8 00:00:59,481 --> 00:01:03,312 Our last speaker will discuss the important role of Latinos in the arts. 9 00:01:04,121 --> 00:01:06,615 Here is... Eric Cartman. Eric Cartman? 10 00:01:09,271 --> 00:01:13,384 Thank you. The Latino culture has been very influential on the arts in America. 12 00:01:18,527 --> 00:01:20,296 -Jennifer Lopez? -No way. 13 00:01:25,313 --> 00:01:26,831 Miss Lopez, come on out here. 14 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:23,815 Hallooo. 15 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,960 Oh, Jesus Christ. 16 00:01:26,056 --> 00:01:29,700 My name is Hennifer Lopez. I eat tacos, y burritos. 17 00:01:30,016 --> 00:01:32,306 Ms. Lopez, would you like to talk about Lations and the arts? 18 00:01:32,328 --> 00:01:35,908 Oh sí, sí. But first I would like to put on my pretty dress. 19 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:37,499 Oh, you mean this one? 20 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:40,241 Oh sí sí sí. I like it very much. 21 00:01:45,388 --> 00:01:47,148 -There we go, Saright? -Saright. 22 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,137 That's a very pretty dress. 23 00:01:48,363 --> 00:01:50,597 It better be! I am Hennifer Lopez! 24 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,670 Nonono, you're Jennifer Lopez 25 00:01:52,861 --> 00:01:54,525 Sí sí. Hennifer Lopez! 26 00:01:54,843 --> 00:01:56,081 -Nono, Jeh- -Heh- 27 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,367 Jeh- Heh- 28 00:01:58,632 --> 00:02:00,505 -Jennifer Lopez -Hennifer Lopez 29 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:08,040 Ms. Lopez, could you show everyone your example of Latino arts? 30 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,853 Don't be fooled by all my money. I still like to eat tacos, honey. 31 00:02:12,229 --> 00:02:15,630 So crispy on the outside, so super good and yummy. 32 00:02:16,039 --> 00:02:19,482 And that is my presentation on Latinos in the arts. Thank you. 33 00:02:28,885 --> 00:02:32,185 Oh-hoh man! A twenty-dollar gift certificate at the mall! 34 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,723 I can buy whatever I want! Cultural Diversity Day kicks ass! 35 00:02:35,982 --> 00:02:38,853 It isn't fair. I spent weeks preparing my speech on Latino culture. 36 00:02:39,177 --> 00:02:40,787 Hey, I spent weeks preparing too, Kyle. 37 00:02:40,788 --> 00:02:43,736 No you didn't, asshole! What you did was totally stupid and racist! 38 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:45,637 And you only did it to screw me over! 39 00:02:45,638 --> 00:02:47,944 Awww, I don't think Kyle likes you, Ms. Lopez. 40 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,244 Aww, that makes me muy triste. 41 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:51,697 Ms. Lopez, do you like Kyle? 42 00:02:51,944 --> 00:02:53,226 Oh sí sí, very much. 43 00:02:53,515 --> 00:02:55,402 Ms. Lopez, would you like to give Kyle a kiss? 44 00:02:55,699 --> 00:02:58,645 Oh sí, sí sí, my kisses taste like tacos. 45 00:03:00,845 --> 00:03:01,550 Is nice? 46 00:03:01,559 --> 00:03:03,990 Is bery nice. He's so hansome. 47 00:03:05,672 --> 00:03:06,428 Stop it! 48 00:03:06,476 --> 00:03:09,783 Hey, come one guys! We can use part of my gift certificate to buy food at the food court. 49 00:03:13,185 --> 00:03:15,180 Mmm, tacos! So yummy! 50 00:03:15,391 --> 00:03:17,354 Stop wasting the tacos on your hand, Cartman! 51 00:03:17,436 --> 00:03:18,931 Hey, Ms. Lopez has to eat, too. 52 00:03:19,096 --> 00:03:20,958 She's not eating it, it's just comint out her backside! 53 00:03:21,294 --> 00:03:24,091 When you eat a taco it comes out your backside too, cholo! 54 00:03:25,431 --> 00:03:27,519 Look look! Make your own music video! 55 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:30,393 Nonono, we're not going into one of those cheesy places, Cartman! 56 00:03:30,472 --> 00:03:31,949 I agree. Those places are stupid. 57 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:34,296 It's not stupid. I need to make music video. 58 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,152 Look, we're not going in there, so just-! 59 00:03:36,153 --> 00:03:37,803 Wait, why the hell am I talking to your hand? 60 00:03:37,804 --> 00:03:39,207 Look, we're not going in there, so just knock it off! 61 00:03:39,494 --> 00:03:40,825 Hey, I'm on your guys's side. 62 00:03:40,825 --> 00:03:42,620 Just wait one minute, let me see how much it is. 63 00:03:43,502 --> 00:03:44,363 God damnit! 64 00:03:45,838 --> 00:03:48,245 Welcome to Make Your Own Video. All set to rock and roll? 65 00:03:48,468 --> 00:03:49,757 How much to make a video? 66 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:53,211 Uh, well, it's nine ninety five for a three-minute tape. 67 00:03:53,212 --> 00:03:55,245 Heh! We're not paying nine ninety five! 68 00:03:55,246 --> 00:03:56,476 Oh please! Come on, guys! 69 00:03:56,824 --> 00:03:58,220 Cartman, will you stop this gayness?! 70 00:03:58,456 --> 00:03:59,874 All right all right, here's ten dollars! 71 00:04:00,402 --> 00:04:01,631 That's not what I meant! 72 00:04:01,706 --> 00:04:04,095 All right, just come over here and stand in front of the green screen. 73 00:04:05,271 --> 00:04:06,528 What kind of song do you want? 74 00:04:06,611 --> 00:04:08,346 Something warm and spicy. 75 00:04:10,513 --> 00:04:11,185 Spicier. 76 00:04:13,473 --> 00:04:14,556 Spicierrr! 77 00:04:17,377 --> 00:04:21,575 Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco. 78 00:04:22,003 --> 00:04:22,732 Don't think that just because I got a lot of money 79 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,533 I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey! 80 00:04:24,810 --> 00:04:28,263 Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses. 81 00:04:28,531 --> 00:04:31,649 Taco taco. Burrito Burri...to. Taco taco. 82 00:04:31,822 --> 00:04:35,319 You know, I've seen a lot of videos here at the mall, and that was by far the best! 83 00:04:35,571 --> 00:04:37,219 "Oh, gracias, ""Machél""!" 84 00:04:37,223 --> 00:04:40,498 Hey, I've got a friend who's interning at a big record label in L.A. 85 00:04:40,673 --> 00:04:43,410 I'll send a copy on to him and maybe he'll get the bigwigs to see ya. 86 00:04:43,487 --> 00:04:46,033 Oh, gracias, Machel, gracias! 87 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:47,076 Can we go now, please?! 88 00:04:47,209 --> 00:04:47,974 Yeah, I wanna leave. 89 00:04:48,019 --> 00:04:49,760 -Stop it, Cartman! -What? 90 00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:55,093 Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses. 91 00:04:56,901 --> 00:04:57,994 She's fantiastic. Who is she? 92 00:04:58,295 --> 00:05:00,816 Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez 93 00:05:01,103 --> 00:05:02,940 That makes sense. She reminds me of J-Lo. 94 00:05:03,098 --> 00:05:04,914 Yeah, but she's younger and spicier. 95 00:05:06,255 --> 00:05:08,815 Taco taco. Burrito Burri...to. Taco taco. 96 00:05:09,113 --> 00:05:11,905 I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl. 97 00:05:12,191 --> 00:05:15,408 No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo. 98 00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:24,203 Hello? ...BHI records? 99 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:27,736 ...Oh, it's for you, Ms. Lopez. 100 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:29,635 Oh, sí sí sííí. Allo! 101 00:05:29,814 --> 00:05:31,874 -What do they want? -Just a second, I'm trying to hear. 102 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:32,769 -S'awright? -S'awright. 103 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:35,810 Yes yes, this is Ms. Hrrrlopez. Uh huh. 104 00:05:39,261 --> 00:05:40,258 What? What? 105 00:05:40,259 --> 00:05:41,767 Oh my God I can't believe it!!! 106 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:42,802 Hello hello, are you still there? 107 00:05:42,803 --> 00:05:45,314 They want to sign me to the rrrecord companyyy! 108 00:05:45,315 --> 00:05:46,389 You want to sign Ms. Lopez? 109 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,816 Oh my God, it's happening for me! 110 00:05:47,887 --> 00:05:49,848 Yes! Yes, we can record an album next week! 111 00:05:50,337 --> 00:05:52,942 Sure we can write ten songs! We'll start tonight!! 112 00:05:53,564 --> 00:05:55,974 -We're gonna be rich! -We're gonna be famose! 113 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:57,393 Come on, we gotta get to work on some songs! 114 00:06:01,844 --> 00:06:04,019 There. That's three more songs we've written already! 115 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:07,541 Your style of music is so easy it doesn't require any thought at all! 116 00:06:07,696 --> 00:06:09,131 Oh, sí sí sííí. 117 00:06:11,092 --> 00:06:12,711 Okay, Ms. Lopez, time to go to sleep. 118 00:06:16,836 --> 00:06:18,080 Ohh, I'm so sleeeepyyy. 119 00:06:18,439 --> 00:06:21,463 "Good night, Ms. Lopez. Tomorrow is gonna be a great day. 120 00:06:22,575 --> 00:06:25,697 Great day tomorrow... Tomorrow... 121 00:06:27,176 --> 00:06:29,934 Kyle, you were wrong! We did do a record deal! 122 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,185 You were wrong, Kyle! 123 00:06:42,477 --> 00:06:45,641 Awesommme. Yeeessss." 124 00:06:52,854 --> 00:06:56,006 -Ms. Lopez! Up here! -Jennifer, We love you Jennifer! 125 00:06:58,998 --> 00:07:00,607 We love you Jennifer! 126 00:07:11,248 --> 00:07:12,636 Ah, Ms. Lopez, come on in. 127 00:07:14,353 --> 00:07:18,068 Yo, make it quick. I got a video shoot at two and a script reading at five. 128 00:07:18,888 --> 00:07:24,676 Yes, well uh, Ms. Lopes, we regret to inform you that, uh... we're dropping you from the label. 129 00:07:25,441 --> 00:07:27,863 What? Oh no you di'n't! 130 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:32,000 We wanna thank you for all your hard work and ..."talent". 131 00:07:32,123 --> 00:07:36,383 You can't drop me! I'm Jennifer Lopez! How can you drop me?! 132 00:07:37,071 --> 00:07:40,812 Wu-well a very talented younger singer has come to our attention and, 133 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:44,724 and the truth of the matter is her name happens to be Jennifer Lopez as well. 134 00:07:45,053 --> 00:07:47,947 And we really can't have two here at BHI Records. 135 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:52,922 Who the hell is this other Jennifer Lopez?! Where 'os she come from?! 136 00:07:53,121 --> 00:07:58,153 Well, she lives in South Park, Colorado now, but uh I believe she originally from Mexico, just like you. 137 00:07:58,429 --> 00:08:01,731 I don't come from no Mexico! I'm Puer'ah Rican! 138 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:05,035 Whatever. Look, it's nothing persona, we just think you need to move on. 139 00:08:05,373 --> 00:08:08,700 Bu- AND you're a mean-spirited bitch who spits on people who aren't rich and famous. 140 00:08:09,349 --> 00:08:12,234 And sources say that the new film will star Ben Affleck. 141 00:08:12,834 --> 00:08:16,155 Huhuhuh, that's me. How'd it go, baby? 142 00:08:16,324 --> 00:08:20,987 Terrible, Ben! Some girl in Colorado is trying to become the new Jennifer Lopez! 143 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,470 Shut up! 144 00:08:23,897 --> 00:08:25,766 What?? Who could replace you?? 145 00:08:26,115 --> 00:08:28,819 Yo driver. Stupid driver! 146 00:08:29,102 --> 00:08:30,384 Yes, ma'am. Where to? 147 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:34,340 Take me to South Park, Colorado! I'm gonna kill that bitch!! 148 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,461 Hay everybody! Listen up! I've got somethng to tell Kyle! 149 00:08:44,772 --> 00:08:45,584 ...What? 150 00:08:53,328 --> 00:08:55,017 What are you gloating about? 151 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:58,103 Oh, I'm not gloating. I just got a little call from a recond company in Los Angeles and, 152 00:08:58,183 --> 00:09:00,909 they want Ms. Lopez to recored an album next week. 153 00:09:01,027 --> 00:09:02,386 Wow, really? 154 00:09:02,695 --> 00:09:03,244 No! 155 00:09:03,245 --> 00:09:05,765 Yup, looks like I'm gonna be rich. And famous. 156 00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:10,352 Olay, children, let's take our seats. If you'll remember yesterday we were discussing state capitals. 157 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:13,741 Hey, a big limosine just pulled up in front of the school! 158 00:09:13,742 --> 00:09:15,269 Butters, will you pay attention, please? 159 00:09:15,579 --> 00:09:17,937 Holy smokes, it's Jennifer Lopez! 160 00:09:18,378 --> 00:09:19,362 Jennifer Lopez? 161 00:09:19,395 --> 00:09:20,118 Yes? 162 00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:22,296 Holy geez wow! There's Ben Affleck, too! 163 00:09:22,657 --> 00:09:23,665 Wow, cool! 164 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:26,672 Will you kids shut up? Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are not-! 165 00:09:26,673 --> 00:09:29,356 Oh my God, that's Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. 166 00:09:31,099 --> 00:09:32,839 Oh Jesus, will you look at those boots? 167 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:35,603 Well what are we waiting for? Let's get outside! 168 00:09:38,465 --> 00:09:40,239 Is it true? Jennifer Lopez is here? 169 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,588 Here she comes! Here she comes! 170 00:09:41,876 --> 00:09:47,621 Okay! What smart-mouthed little punk-ass bitch has been saying they're the new Jennifer Lopez, huh?! 171 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,495 J-Lo, can we get a picture of you with the kids? 172 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:51,835 No! Shut up! 173 00:09:52,185 --> 00:09:55,266 If I find the ho who thinks she's taken my career from me, 174 00:09:55,412 --> 00:09:57,603 I'm gonna wring her pretty little neck! 175 00:09:59,286 --> 00:10:02,140 So, nobody want's to fess up, huh? Too scared to talk?! 176 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:07,753 You'd better remember, bitch, that I'll come and take you down if you ever say anythin' again! 177 00:10:09,544 --> 00:10:12,009 You can suck my culo, chica! 178 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:18,376 Who was that?! You go' a problem?! 179 00:10:19,059 --> 00:10:21,083 -Not me! -Then who? 180 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,958 Hola, bitchola! 181 00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:27,112 What the hell is that?! 182 00:10:27,315 --> 00:10:31,428 My name is Hennifer Hlopez! And I like tacos, and burritos. 183 00:10:31,803 --> 00:10:33,368 That? That's what replaced me?! 184 00:10:34,148 --> 00:10:35,466 I'm sure it was just a mistake. 185 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:38,391 Only mistake was when this ghetto trash got signed in the first place! 186 00:10:38,392 --> 00:10:39,463 Shut your God-damned mouth! 187 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,736 You fucking smartass, who do you think you are?! 188 00:10:42,091 --> 00:10:42,586 Nobody 189 00:10:42,587 --> 00:10:46,133 I am Yennifer Hrlopez! I eat tacos, and burritos! 190 00:10:46,495 --> 00:10:47,231 Fuck you! 191 00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:50,770 Yaaaaah! Wait! I'm sorry! Ah I'll stop! I'll stop! 192 00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:52,941 -You'd better stop! -I will 193 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,083 Come on, Jenny, let's go 194 00:10:54,372 --> 00:10:55,620 Wow, Ben Affleck. 195 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:13,736 Don' you forget what'll happen to you, ho! Come on, Benny! 196 00:11:22,121 --> 00:11:24,365 Well, there you go, fatass! I hope you learned your lesson. 197 00:11:24,446 --> 00:11:26,997 Yeah. I sure did. I don't think I should record that album now. 198 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:28,223 Good. 199 00:11:28,224 --> 00:11:29,547 Or maybe I shou-ould. 200 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:30,849 Aw, God-damnit! 201 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:32,393 Ohnonono, Ms. Lopez. 202 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,764 Ohsísísí, señor. 203 00:11:34,088 --> 00:11:35,525 That does it. I'm out. 204 00:11:35,891 --> 00:11:38,563 Oh, where are you going, Kyle? Come give me kisses! 205 00:11:40,671 --> 00:11:42,728 All right, Ms. Lopez, take it from the top. 206 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,277 Baby let's make a run for the border, 207 00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:48,128 I've got a hunger only tacos can stop. 208 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,093 I know exactly what I ordered 209 00:11:50,094 --> 00:11:51,909 Three tacos two tostadas and a soda pop. 210 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,220 Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit. 211 00:11:56,207 --> 00:11:57,822 I need to make a run for the border, 212 00:11:58,113 --> 00:11:59,569 If you pay I'll take off my top. 213 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:01,510 Do you remember what I want to order? 214 00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:03,440 Three tacos two tostadas and a soda pop. 215 00:12:03,783 --> 00:12:07,687 Yeah yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, Cholo! 216 00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:12,768 Don't think just because I got money 217 00:12:12,881 --> 00:12:15,721 I won't still give you taco-flavord kisses, honey. 218 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,616 I'm gonna fulfill all your sexy wishes 219 00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,416 Give you lots of taco-flavored kisses 220 00:12:20,052 --> 00:12:21,039 What the hell are you doing? 221 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,586 I'm practicing my dancinngg! 222 00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:26,007 Look, we spent all night at the recording studio. Now it's time to sleep! 223 00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:28,907 -Dancing! -Sleep! 224 00:12:29,035 --> 00:12:29,831 Dancing 225 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,128 Moooommm! 226 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:33,989 What's the matter, sweetie? 227 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,044 Ms. Lopez won't go to sleep! 228 00:12:42,621 --> 00:12:43,195 Heyesss. 229 00:12:43,456 --> 00:12:45,645 Hey, I was wondering if I could talk to Ms. Lopez. 230 00:12:46,111 --> 00:12:47,131 She's not here right now. 231 00:12:47,162 --> 00:12:48,859 Ben? Is that my darling Ben? 232 00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:53,650 Jenny? Yes, Jenny, eheh, it's me! Where are you? Please, I-I have to see her! 233 00:12:55,779 --> 00:12:58,541 Ben!!! Oh, you bought me rrrrroses! 234 00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:02,267 Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you. 235 00:13:02,966 --> 00:13:04,583 I can't stop thinking about you either, Ben! 236 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,307 I've been meaning to write a song or a poem, but I have no talent. 237 00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:09,813 I know, my darleeeng. That's okay. 238 00:13:10,809 --> 00:13:12,595 Will you just take a ride with me in my awesome car? 239 00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:15,205 -Oh Ben, I would LOVE to! -NO! 240 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,799 Scuse me one second, Ben. 241 00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:19,278 Don't you ruin this opportunity for me! How can you stand in the way of this?! 242 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:19,946 I'm not going out in his car. 243 00:13:19,947 --> 00:13:21,194 I'm not gonna let you blow this one chance I have. 244 00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:22,714 I don't care. I'm supposed to sit here and do my homework. 245 00:13:22,715 --> 00:13:23,422 Don't you dare 246 00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:24,812 I don't care, 'cause I'm the one that's gonna get in trouble if you don't-! 247 00:13:24,813 --> 00:13:26,485 Okay, okay, wait, okay um, fine fine fine! 248 00:13:26,529 --> 00:13:27,917 Okay, Ben, let's go! 249 00:13:31,194 --> 00:13:35,611 Oh Ben, I am soo happy! The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile. 250 00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:37,566 Let's spend the whole day together! 251 00:13:45,156 --> 00:13:50,225 Oh Ben, you are so perfect, so spectacularrr in every way 252 00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:56,711 You bring light into my life, Ben. You almost make me forget all about... 253 00:13:57,097 --> 00:14:02,286 Tacos! Oh, tacos, so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more. 254 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:07,186 I love you, Ben. You almost make me forget about... 255 00:14:07,286 --> 00:14:09,891 Tacos...... 256 00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:14,019 Jenny, I have to tell you something. I... I think I love you. 257 00:14:14,197 --> 00:14:17,147 Hoohh, I love you too, Ben! But... 258 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:17,933 But what? 259 00:14:18,017 --> 00:14:21,054 But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass? 260 00:14:22,373 --> 00:14:25,015 I still care for her. Maybe I always will. 261 00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:28,666 But... You just have so much more going on. Up here. 262 00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:31,075 Oh Ben. Beennn. 263 00:14:31,465 --> 00:14:33,393 Jenny, can I kiss you? 264 00:14:33,671 --> 00:14:34,352 NO! 265 00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:35,897 Yes! Oh yes, Ben, kiss me! 266 00:14:35,898 --> 00:14:40,952 Aw, God damnit! Aww- awww, dude! 267 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,665 Mmm, just like tacos. 268 00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:45,346 Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben. 269 00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:46,843 You're so hot, baby. 270 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,164 I make you hot, Ben? 271 00:14:48,165 --> 00:14:49,551 Mm, yeah. 272 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,976 Oh, Jenny. Oh Jenny! 273 00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:55,864 Ben... 274 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:56,828 Oh God, Jenny! 275 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,291 Oh, Ben, I adore you! 276 00:14:58,996 --> 00:15:02,609 OHH, SICK!! AWW THAT'S IT! WE'RE LEAVING NOW!! 277 00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:03,679 But I love her! 278 00:15:03,889 --> 00:15:04,576 Ben! 279 00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:06,723 Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you! 280 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,752 I love you, Ben! 281 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,818 Ooo baby baby, can I have your tacos? 282 00:15:13,897 --> 00:15:17,043 Two tacos chulo, too. I'm just Jenny from the hood. 283 00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:20,923 Ooo, can I have your tacos? Oh- stop. Stop, stop. STOP! 284 00:15:21,474 --> 00:15:24,135 What the hell is wrong with you?! You cholos can't even keep a beat! 285 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:27,154 I deserve better than thees! I an Hennifer Lopez! 286 00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:28,437 Where is my water?! 287 00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:31,926 Not Evian, Pellegrino, you stupid beetch! 288 00:15:32,358 --> 00:15:35,003 Uh, that's fine Ms. Lopez. Look, it's been a long night. 289 00:15:35,004 --> 00:15:36,385 Why don't we pick it up in the morning? 290 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,462 Fine my ass, cholo! I'll tell you when it's fine! 291 00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:43,680 Stupid idiots! How am I supposed to make an album with those cholos?! 292 00:15:45,239 --> 00:15:47,207 You little snot-nose! 293 00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:51,191 You ruin my career and now you're trying to steal my man?! 294 00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:52,146 Aww crap. 295 00:15:52,364 --> 00:15:54,121 You'd better stay away from him! 296 00:16:00,113 --> 00:16:03,908 Your son's hand has a hairline fracture and two dislocated fingers. 297 00:16:04,028 --> 00:16:04,679 Oh dear. 298 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:09,640 But I'm more concerned about his state of mind. Your son appears to be completely insane. 299 00:16:12,635 --> 00:16:13,766 I told you this would happen. 300 00:16:14,063 --> 00:16:15,940 Oh, hello guys. 301 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,404 Cartman, you need to stop this stupid little game you're playing! 302 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,818 Oh, Kyle, why you no like meee? 303 00:16:20,818 --> 00:16:24,252 Kyle is right, Ms. Lopez. From now on, we're staying away from Ben Affleck. 304 00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:25,259 I hate you. 305 00:16:26,091 --> 00:16:29,028 Come on, sweetie. Doctor says you need to get home and get lots of rest. 306 00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,304 Moooooommmm! 307 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:42,674 What is it, sweetie? 308 00:16:42,816 --> 00:16:45,253 Ben Affleck is naked in my bed! 309 00:16:45,477 --> 00:16:47,770 Oooo, looks like the tooth fairy was extra-happy with youuu. 310 00:16:49,651 --> 00:16:51,114 Buenos días, my love. 311 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,293 Good morning, baby. 312 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,939 You have to get out of here! Jennifer Lopez is gonna kick my ass again! 313 00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:58,375 He's not going anywhere! Ben and I were up all night making love. 314 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:02,501 What? Oh- AWWW! Ben Affleck's spooge!! 315 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,048 Should we tell him the news? 316 00:17:04,052 --> 00:17:04,763 What news? 317 00:17:04,764 --> 00:17:05,633 I think we should tell him. 318 00:17:05,662 --> 00:17:06,158 It's S'aright? 319 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:06,886 -S'aright. -S'aright. 320 00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:09,280 We're getting married!! 321 00:17:09,315 --> 00:17:11,066 Oh, balls! 322 00:17:13,146 --> 00:17:14,561 Come in. 323 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,252 COME IN!! 324 00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:20,590 Guys, I need to talk to you. 325 00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:21,734 What's the matter? 326 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,975 I can't handle it anymore. All the fame and the Ben Affleck spooge, 327 00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:27,223 I... I just can't go on living with Ms. Lopez. 328 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,450 So stop doing it! 329 00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:29,450 Stop doing what? 330 00:17:29,594 --> 00:17:31,259 You know God-damn well what! Now get outta here! 331 00:17:31,486 --> 00:17:34,588 Please, you guys. It's like, I can't even have a moment to myself anymore. See? 332 00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:38,950 Don't you dare ever do that to me again! 333 00:17:39,238 --> 00:17:41,436 Aw, stop it, Cartman! Your hand hand doesn't need to breathe! 334 00:17:41,472 --> 00:17:43,092 You try being in an oven mitt for two hours! 335 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:44,614 I can see your lips moving! 336 00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:46,369 I can see your lips moving too, culo! 337 00:17:46,555 --> 00:17:47,896 See?! I just saw your lips move! 338 00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:51,435 Look! I'm just asking you guys for help. Will you please help me with Ms. Lopez. 339 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:52,750 What's she doing? 340 00:17:52,891 --> 00:17:53,838 Come here! 341 00:17:54,891 --> 00:17:56,403 You're not actually buying this crap, are you?! 342 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,202 I don't know, meh, maybe he can't help it. 343 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:01,742 Look, he knows full well what he's doing, and he's just waiting for us to buy into it, 344 00:18:01,743 --> 00:18:03,755 and then he'll laugh and point at our faces and say, 345 00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:06,683 "Haha, I got you guys to believe me! You guys are stupid!" 346 00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:09,792 Dude, do you really he would go through all this just to make us feal dumb? 347 00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:10,875 YES, dude! 348 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:17,071 Cartman, we decided that if you can be mature and admit to everyone that you've gotten yourself into this mess, then we'll help you. 349 00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:21,399 Okay, okay, I know that I control everything Ms. Lopez does. 350 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,515 Oh no you don't! 351 00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:23,725 Quiet, Ms. Lopez. 352 00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:24,667 Out! 353 00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,880 Guys... Uh... Uh... 354 00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:35,414 There you are, Jenny! I've been lookin' all over for you, baby! Jenny? 355 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,516 Ms. Lopez, you were due in the studio two hours ago! Come on! 356 00:18:45,052 --> 00:18:47,440 So you're gettin' married, huh? 357 00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:51,865 Don't you hurt her! 358 00:18:52,108 --> 00:18:53,132 We'll sue you! 359 00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:54,721 Oh Jesus. 360 00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:03,351 Freeze, leafblower! 361 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:07,758 Arrest that woman! She wants to kill one of our artists! 362 00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:10,481 All right, you're going downtown, bean-breath. 363 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:14,730 Jenny! Oh, I thoughth I was goin' lose you! Let's run away and get married tongiht! 364 00:19:14,831 --> 00:19:17,306 Hey, she can't get married tonight, she has a recording session! 365 00:19:17,454 --> 00:19:18,954 Our love is like rain! 366 00:19:19,153 --> 00:19:21,185 That's what you said about me, asshole! 367 00:19:21,198 --> 00:19:21,924 Quiet! 368 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:22,998 Get her out of here! 369 00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:23,823 Fuck you! 370 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,585 Shut up, picante pants! 371 00:19:25,814 --> 00:19:27,161 Everyone be quiet! 372 00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:31,605 I'm... I'm not who you think I am. 373 00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:33,534 You're not? 374 00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:37,905 No. It was all a lie. A lie I cannot contimue anymore. 375 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:41,138 I am not Hennifer Lopez. I am... 376 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,030 ...Mitch Connor. 377 00:19:47,097 --> 00:19:47,737 Who is Mitch Connor? 378 00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:49,694 Just your run of the mill con man. 379 00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:53,094 I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was fifteen. 380 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,109 But I'm tired of running. 381 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,799 Oh no, no no, nonono. 382 00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:58,458 I've been a cheater all my life. 383 00:19:58,942 --> 00:20:00,222 And now I've ruined a singer's career, 384 00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:01,693 lost a record company millions, 385 00:20:01,964 --> 00:20:03,974 and cost this little boy his precious time. 386 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,044 Stop. It. 387 00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:09,467 Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben. I'm sorry I played Tiddly Winks with your heart. 388 00:20:12,817 --> 00:20:17,000 But it's over now. The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon. 389 00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:20,347 Hmph, looks like the sun is goin' down. 390 00:20:21,441 --> 00:20:24,164 I wonder, will I dream? 391 00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:35,223 Well, looks like Mitch Connor has cashed in his last chips. 392 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,025 Dude, who the hell is Mitch Connor? 393 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,665 I don't know, Kyle, all right? 394 00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:43,449 Look, I don't care what you guys believe. 395 00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:46,454 But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible, 396 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:49,716 just possible, that something I don't understand happened here? 397 00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:55,379 All right. All right, I guess it's possible. 398 00:20:56,982 --> 00:20:59,880 I got you kinda! I got you kinda! 399 00:21:02,705 --> 00:21:05,133 Okay, Ms. Lopez, over here we have the toppings station. 400 00:21:05,373 --> 00:21:07,369 This is where all your cheeses and lettuce go on. . 401 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:09,755 Ow. Look out, muffinhead! 402 00:21:09,897 --> 00:21:13,711 Ahh, look, Ms. Lopez, uh, if you're gonna be a member of the La Taco family, 403 00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:16,234 you're gonna have to learn to get along with people. 404 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:17,957 Get a what with who? 405 00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:21,246 Uh why don't you start chopping those onions and I'll come check on you a little later? 406 00:21:24,185 --> 00:21:28,286 This is bullshit! How the fuck did I end up working in a La Taco?! 407 00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:32,610 I had six platinum records and I starred in five Hollywood movies! 408 00:21:34,339 --> 00:21:36,287 Yeah. Me too. 409 00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:41,877 Oh Ben, you are so perfect, so spectacularrr in every way 410 00:21:42,847 --> 00:21:48,387 You bring light into my life, Ben. You almost make me forget all about... 411 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:53,840 Tacos! Oh, tacos, so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more. 412 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:58,252 I love you, Ben. You almost make me forget about... 413 00:21:58,933 --> 00:22:01,068 Tacos......