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Made by
SUPERVPICH ( Jan Mára )supervpich@centrum.cz

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Okay, children, let's take our seats.

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Did you take attendance, Mr. Slave?

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All donesy wunsy.

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Okay, let's all take out

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our math homework and go
over the problems.

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Mmmath homework, Mmmath homework.

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Where did I file that?

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Oh, and by the way, children,

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there's a walkout scheduled

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today to protest the war in Iraq.

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So, uh, if you're against

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the war, run along outside,

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and if you're for the war, uh,

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stay here and we'll do math problems.

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We got out of schoo-l!

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No more school toda-ay!

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What should we do?

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Let's go see a movie!

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No war! No war!

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No war! No war!

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No war! No war!

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No war! No war!

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No war!

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No war, m'kay?!

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No war, m'kay?!

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Oh uh, here you go,boys.

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These will help you protest.

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It's good to see that you care

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about peace, boys, m'kay?

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No war, m'kay?!

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Excuse me, boys.

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Tom Stansel, HBC news.

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Can you kids tell me

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why you marched out of school today?

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Uh... war?

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Right. What about the war?

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Ih ih ih-t's g-gay?

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Uh huh, and what aspect of it

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do you think is most gay?

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Uuuh, n-no blood for oil.

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Yeah.

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War is not my voice.

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Bush is a Naizi

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Hey all you unAmerican bastards!

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If you don't like America,

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why don't you git out?!

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Don't you call us unAmerican!

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This country was

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founded on the right to protest!

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M'kay?

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Yeah! Right!

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If the Founding Fathers saw you
burning your flag

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an' callin' the President a Nazi,

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they'd roll over in their grave!

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Yeah! Right!

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The Founding Fathers would agree
with our right to protest!

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Foundin' Fathers would kick all your asses!

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Boys, what do you think the
Founding Fathers would say?

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...Eh the... Founding who?

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Well, I hope you little Commies
are pretty pleased with yourselves!

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Going out there and protesting America,

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and then saying on national television

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that you don't even know who
the Founding Fathers are!

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You kids don't know squat
about America, do you?!

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Mmuh well, not really, no.

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Well that's just jingles!

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Because I'm assigning all you
little flag-burners

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a full report on seventeen seventy-siyix,

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and the Founding Fathers!

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Awwwwww!

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SHUT UP!

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I want you all in your study groups of four,

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and if you can't give an outstanding report

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on what the Founding Fathers
would have to say

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about all this protesting,

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then it's Fs for you!

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Ugh. UGHuh.

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I can't do it!

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This is waaay too much material
for a nine-year-old!

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Oh no you don't, Cartman!

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Every time we get put in a study group,

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you sit on your ass while
the rest of us do all the work!

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But you guys are such better
studiers than me.

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I know you can pull it off.

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You're gonna read this stuff
and study like the rest of us!

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Maaaa. M-maaaa.

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Shut up and study!

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Maaaa. Mah mah mh.

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Hmmm, 1776.

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When our Founding Fathers created America.

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I wonder what it used to be
like in those days?

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In those days? In those days?
In those days?

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What are you doing?

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I'm trying to have a flashback.

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(A what?)

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You know. If I have a flashback,

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then I can see what 1776 was
like first-hand!

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No, you just have to study.

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Nonono. I've seen this work before.

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Just give me a second.

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Oh okay, okay.

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How about this: Say guys,
1776 was so long ago.

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I wonder what life would
have been like back then?

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Back then? Back then? Back then?

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Um... Oh waitwait, I know, I know!

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Heheh, you know guys,

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I don't even care about 1776.

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It was so long ago, that
I don't think it has anything to do with me.

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With me. With... anything
to do with me. With me.

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That isn't gonna work, dumbass!

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Kids, let's keep it down for study group,

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or else Mr. Garrison is
going to punish me.

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Just face it, Cartman.

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You're gonna have to study!

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Maaaaa. Meh mameh, Maaaaa!

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There! All finished.

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From now on, this is
the pro-war side of town,

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and that's the unpatriotic side.

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How about we call this
the rational side of town,

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and that the redneck side?!

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Hahahaha, yeah.

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You just keep all your flag burnin'

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and your hippie-rock protest
songs on YOUR side o' the town!

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Hey wait a minute,

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your side of town has the post office.

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Well your side has the grocery store.

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Well you can come to our side
of town to use the post office

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and we can go to your side
to use the grocery store.

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Aaah, can we cross the line
to take our kids to school?

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W-hell, naturally you could
cross the line for that.

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Just like ...we could cross
the line for hardware,

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supplies, gas, and pharmaceutical needs.

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Yup, yes sir, yeah, right, uh huh.

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Hey everybody, this is
never going to work.

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Don't you see?

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All this dividin' up the town,

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it's just ridiculous.

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What we really should be doing,

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is just beatin' the hell out of

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each other like we were.

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He's right.

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Boy, do I feel like a fool.

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Cartman, what the hell are you doing?!

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You're suppsoed to be studying!

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That's what I'm doing.

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I'm about to find out all

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about what happened back in 1776.

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How?!

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All I have to do is be thinking
about American history

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when I walk through this doorway.

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I'll trip the rope, causing
the rock to fall on my head.

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And then I will have a flashback
to the times of our Founding Fathers!

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Cartman, you are hereby declared
a full-fledged retard!

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Haha, make fun of me all you want, Kyle!

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But I will have the last laugh.

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Gentlemen, if you will clear
the doorway, please?

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Cartman? Cartman??

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Benjamin Franklin?

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No, turdpants, it's Kyle!

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Kyle! Get out of my flashback
you goddamn Jew

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Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!

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Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!

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Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!

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Okay, people. What are we
rabbling about now?

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Mayor, our peace rally has always been

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set for this Saturday!

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Now, these pro-war bastards are

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suddenly trying to say
they get the town square.

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That's bullcrap, Mayor!

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Our rally to support the war
was set up months ago!

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There was no war months ago!

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Hey, if you don't like America,
then you can git out!

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Look, nobody wants to hear

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a bunch of twangy country music
prowar proopaganda!

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Well nobody wants to hear
a bunch o' rock protest songs!

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Well up yours, rednecks!

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Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!

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Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!

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Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!

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Quiet people!

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The town square is public space.

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That means if neither group
will nicely and maturely

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move the day of its rally,

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I'll just have have to give
the town square to both groups.

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All right, that's fine!

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Because our war support songs
will be a thousand times better!

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Oh, you think so?

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Bring the shizzle!

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We'll trizzle the shizzle
all over the hizzle!

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Yeah?! See you Saturday,

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makizzer shanna sharilla shaz iuznatch gazizzah!

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Cartman?

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Cartman? You'd better be
studying, God-damnit!

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Ah, Stan, Kyle, Kenny,
you're just in time.

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Oh no...

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Oh yes!

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I am just about to flash
back to the days of our Foundig Fathers!

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Cartman, you're supposed
to be studying!

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What the hell is all this?!

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I have programmed TiVo to record

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over fifty hours of the
History channel.

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When TiVo is full,

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both TiVo and I will be
dropped into the water,

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combining our
electrowhatever fields

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and sending me into
a flashback of history!

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Uh Cartman, I think that's
a really bad idea.

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Or a really sweet one.

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Your TiVo is full.

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Whoa, here it goes!

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Cartman?

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Cartman??

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Aww crap.

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Ohhh awesome!!!

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Worthy young lad, are you all right?

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Yeah yeah.

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Can you tell me what year it is?

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This year?

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Why it's 1776, it is.

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Oho yes!

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I did it I did it!

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Would you like a ride into town?

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I'm on my way to Master
Thomas Jefferson's hosue

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to get a very important document, I am.

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Oho kick fucking ass, dude!

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Never seen you around here, friend.

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Might you be from up North?

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No, I'm not from here at all.

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I'm having a flashback.

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A flashback?

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Why, what is that?

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Well you know, it's a...

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H-ho,awesome!

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Look at me, I'm back in time, in 1776.

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With gaslight corners,

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cobblestone streets,

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and humble houses made of bricks.

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What a special magic time,

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and it's all alive for me

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I'm so glad Stan and Kyle aren't here.

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I hate those guys, seriously.

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Seriuosly hate those guys.

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Hate Stan and Kyle.

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Is he going to be all right, doctor??

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Your son tried to kill himself

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in a ritualistic fashion
I've never seen before.

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His chances of surviving are very slim.

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I'm so sorry.

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Oh baby baby, you can't die.

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Yeah.

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We have a report to do, asshole!

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Get up! Get up!!

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Whoa. Easy, Kyle.

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But it's not fair!

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We have to do a full report
on the Founding Fathers,

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and Cartman got out of helping us again!

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I gues we're just gonna have
to do it with the three of us!

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Come on, guys!

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I know you're in a very dark
place now, sweetie.

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But you must come toward the light!

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Come toward the light!

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Here we are, then.

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The current residence of
Master Thomas Jefferson.

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Super neato!

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I'm afraid you'll have to wait here.

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But, I need to talk to the
Founding Fathers to do my report.

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Sorry.

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Only the official messenger boy

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is allowed to talk to Mister Jefferson

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Oh, okay.

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I guess I understand.

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I don't wanna wait for our life to be over...

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I don't wanna wait for our life to be over...

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Hello. I am Thomas Jefferson.

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And I am the official messenger boy, I am.

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Very well.

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Take this document
to the Continental Congress.

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Wow, the Declaration
of Independence Day.

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Some favir going to war with England

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and others want to avoid war at all cost.

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It's a bitch, ain't it?

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Perhaps this document will
make the reasons for war obvious to all.

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Good luck, young messenger!

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Now make haste!

285
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Okay, so Thomas Jefferson wrote
the Declaration of Independence,

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then the Continental Congress-

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No war! No war! No war!

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Oh, Jesus...

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Uh, boys, would you mind clearing
the living room.

290
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We have to practice our
big war protest song.

291
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Dad, we have to study.

292
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,800
Mr. Garrison is making
us do a presentation

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on what the Founding Fathers
would say about the war.

294
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,433
Hey... That's a terrific idea!

295
00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:25,867
Yeah! We could have the boys
do their presentation

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as part of our peace rally on Saturday!

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00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:29,333
Oh, no, nononono.

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Support our troops!

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Support our troops!

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Support our troops!

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See? I told you they had your son.

302
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:35,767
Kenny.

303
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,000
What are you doing over
here with all these unAmerican traitors?!

304
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:38,900
(I'm doing my homework.)

305
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The boys are going to give
a presentation at our rally

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about how the Founding Fathers would agree

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with our right to protest!

308
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,233
Actually, we hadn't really
come to a decision-

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Look! My son is a patriot
and LOVES his country!

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Come on, Kenny!

311
00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:53,200
(But Dad, I-)

312
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NOW!

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Yeah!

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Support our troops!

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Support our troops!

316
00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:57,233
Support our troops!

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Support our troops!

318
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:58,433
Kenny, no- ohhh!

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00:11:58,567 --> 00:11:58,767
Awww.

320
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:01,100
Awww, now we lost two
in our study group!

321
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God damnit!

322
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,900
Can you believe those
hick sons of bitches?

323
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,900
Manipulating those kids
to be on their side.

324
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000
Disgraceful! Stan and Kyle,

325
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,567
it's up to you to show
all those war-mongerers

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that the Founding Fathers
agree with us!

327
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,333
Yeah, that's right!

328
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,133
Come on, guys!

329
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:14,800
Get back to work!

330
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,000
Do you think kids in every town

331
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,533
have to deal with this crap?

332
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,533
Enter, young messenger.

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I am John Hancock,
President of the Congress.

334
00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:34,567
Wow.

335
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,000
Mr. John Adams?

336
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,800
Aye.

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00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,800
Will you do the honors of reading

338
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,233
the document to Congress, please?

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WHEN in the Course of human Events,

340
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,667
it becomes necessary for one People to-

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-we mutually pledge
to each other our Lives,

342
00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:51,433
our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

343
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:56,900
P.S. - Every Thursday
should be Free Ice Cream Day.

344
00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:01,100
Excuse me,

345
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,467
but does this Declaration actually suggest

346
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:05,467
that we should go to go war with England?

347
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,467
We have no choice, Mr. Dickinson.

348
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:11,767
All right everyone,

349
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:15,333
thank you all for comin'
out to protest the war, m'kay?

350
00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:18,200
Don't kid yourselves.

351
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:21,333
These people have come
out to support our troops, right?!

352
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,100
And now, Randy Marsh is gonna sing

353
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:27,567
a protest song he wrote about the war.

354
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,567
Oh no you don't!

355
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,467
We're doing our pro-war song first!

356
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:32,567
Yeah!

357
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,000
The last thing these people want

358
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
is a bleedin'-heart rock protest song!

359
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,800
People, I told you,

360
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,900
you have to share the stage.

361
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,767
Nobody wants to here another
pro-war country song!

362
00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,767
Well excuse me if...

363
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:48,433
I'm a little bit country.

364
00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:51,767
Well I'm a little bit rock-n-roll!

365
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:54,667
I'm a little for supportin' our troops.

366
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,567
And I'm a little for bringin' them home.

367
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,800
I believe freedom isn't free.

368
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,800
No, but war shouldn't be our goal.

369
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,567
We must defend our country.

370
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,200
If it means war, then we say NO!

371
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,100
Yeehaw!

372
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:15,200
Did you forget them towers in New York?

373
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:19,100
Did you forget how it made you feel

374
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,900
To see them towers come down?

375
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,900
Were you like me?

376
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,133
Did you think it weren't real?

377
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,800
I like to rock,

378
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:33,233
but I don't wanna rock Iraq!

379
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,767
The only kind of rockin' America

380
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:39,533
should do is the kind that
we can all dance to, yeah!

381
00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:45,333
We got GPS, ICBMs, and good
old-fashioned lead.

382
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:48,233
We're gonna show Saddam
what America means;

383
00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:51,233
that son of a bitch will be dead.

384
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,667
Why are we fightin' this war?

385
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,467
There's a man in the office
we didn't vote for.

386
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,800
They didn't give me a choice.

387
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,233
War is not my voice!

388
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:03,767
Yeaaaaahhhh!

389
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:09,333
We must go to war!

390
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,767
But what about the violence?!

391
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,000
The lives lost?!

392
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,233
If we found a country,

393
00:15:13,233 --> 00:15:15,433
it should be founded on
peace and diplomacy.

394
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,900
England will only understand one thing:

395
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,900
Force.

396
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,233
I must state again for the record that

397
00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:21,900
South Carolina, North Carolina,

398
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,467
Pennsylvania, Maryland,

399
00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,567
and Georgia are against war!

400
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:27,467
Yeah, because you don't
care about the fate

401
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,133
of the Colonies like we do!

402
00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:30,867
You're all unpatriotic!

403
00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:32,200
And if you don't like the Colonies,

404
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,100
then you can git out!

405
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,767
Don't you call us unpatriotic!

406
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,200
We're protesting this war

407
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,667
because we care so deeply

408
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,000
for the fate of our Colonies!

409
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,433
You are all unpatriotic

410
00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:42,567
for leading the Colonies into a war

411
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,000
that half of them don't want!

412
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,233
Whoa, how very very relevant.

413
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,800
Tom, I'm standing in the town square

414
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,133
where the war rally has been going on

415
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:56,000
for an incredible eighty-seven hours.

416
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,900
The crowd still appears to be split

417
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,333
right down the middle

418
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:00,533
- half of them support country music,

419
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,000
and the other half rock-n-roll.

420
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,200
Let's listen in.

421
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,533
And now we'd like to bring out

422
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,433
a couple of very special
South Park students

423
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,767
who did a report

424
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,767
on what the Founding Fathers

425
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,767
would have to say about the war.

426
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,000
Booooo!!

427
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:16,900
For you people

428
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,467
who still think war is the answer,

429
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,467
perhaps you can listen to the voices ...

430
00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:23,567
of the children.

431
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,767
Uh, we didn't do it.

432
00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:30,200
What?

433
00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:32,000
We didn't do our homework.

434
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,100
Boys!

435
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,533
You were supposed to come out here

436
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,433
and tell everyone
about the Founding Fathers!

437
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:38,233
Well, first we lost one study partner

438
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:39,567
when Cartman put himself in the hospital,

439
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:40,567
and then they took Kenny away,

440
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,000
and then Kyle forgot to set his clock

441
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,767
ahead for Dalight Saving,

442
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,433
so we couldn't find anything
in the history books

443
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,333
about Iraq and then-

444
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:46,567
That's because the Founding Fathers

445
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,233
would have supported the war!

446
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,000
The Founding Fathers would
have protested like us!

447
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,900
Support!

448
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,900
Protest!

449
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,200
Country!

450
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,767
Rock-n-roll!

451
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:07,233
Rabble Rabble Rabble

452
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:07,567
Rabble Rabble Rabble

453
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:08,100
Rabble Rabble Rabble

454
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:08,900
Rabble Rabble Rabble!

455
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:12,567
We cannot found a country based on war!

456
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:15,233
We cannot found a country
that is afraid to fight!

457
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:16,000
Rabble!

458
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,233
Rabble Rabble Rabble

459
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:17,900
Rabble Rabble Rabble

460
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,667
Rabble!

461
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,333
Oh my, it's Benjamin Franklin.

462
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:21,900
It's Benjamin Franklin.

463
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,333
It's Benjamin Franklin.

464
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,200
Oh, it's Benjamin Franklin.

465
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:25,867
It's Benjamin Franklin.

466
00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:26,533
It's Benjamin Franklin.

467
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,200
Mr. Franklin,

468
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,433
where do you stand on the war issue?

469
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:34,567
I believe that if we are to
form a new country,

470
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,567
we cannot be a country
that appears war-hungry

471
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,567
and violent to the rest of the world.

472
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,667
However, we also cannot be a country

473
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,567
that appears weak and unwilling to fight

474
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,233
to the rest of the world.

475
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,233
So, what if we form a country

476
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,867
that appears to want both?

477
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:56,000
Yes. Yes of course.

478
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,567
We go to war,

479
00:17:57,567 --> 00:18:00,100
and protest going to war
at the same time.

480
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:01,900
Right.

481
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,900
If the people of our new country

482
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,567
are allowed to do whatever they wish,

483
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:05,767
then some will support the war

484
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:07,567
and some will protest it.

485
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,567
And that means that as a nation,

486
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:11,567
we could go to war with
whomever we wished,

487
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,233
but at the same time,

488
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:14,667
act like we didn't want to.

489
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,233
If we allow the people to protest

490
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,767
what the government does,

491
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,767
then the country
will be forever blameless.

492
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,767
It's like having your cake,

493
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,867
and eating it, too.

494
00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:27,233
Think of it:

495
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,233
an entire nation founded
on saying one thing

496
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,767
and doing another.

497
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,567
And we will call that country

498
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,233
the United States of America.

499
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:38,567
Wow, I get it now!

500
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,133
I get it!

501
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,567
Whoa, here it goes.

502
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,233
I wish I could go back to my time.

503
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,767
To my time, to, to my time.

504
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:48,000
Wow!

505
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,567
Everyone, stop!

506
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,000
Please!

507
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,233
The-the child!

508
00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:07,900
The child, from the hospital.

509
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,333
If you all don't mind,

510
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,900
I would like to do my report now.

511
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,333
I know what the founding
fathers would say.

512
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,200
He does?

513
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:15,867
He does?

514
00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:17,333
learned somethin' today.

515
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:19,767
This country was founded

516
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:20,767
by some of the smartest
thinkers the world has ever seen.

517
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,233
And they knew one thing:

518
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:23,900
that a truely great country

519
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,567
can go to war, and at the same time,

520
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:26,900
act like it doesn't want to.

521
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,767
You people who are for the war,

522
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,233
you need the protesters.

523
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,333
Because they make the country look

524
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:33,233
like it's made of sane,
caring individuals.

525
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:34,800
And you people who are anti-war,

526
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,233
you need these flag-wavers,

527
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:37,800
because, if our whole
country was made up

528
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,133
of nothing but soft pussy protesters,

529
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:41,200
we'd get taken down in a second.

530
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,767
That's why the founding fathers decided

531
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,000
we should have both.

532
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,767
It's called "having your
cake and eating it too."

533
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,433
He's right.

534
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:50,000
The strength of this
country is the ability

535
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,000
to do one thing and say another.

536
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,333
Yeah, but...

537
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,100
if it weren't for
all you guys protesting,

538
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,433
why everyone around the world

539
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:58,000
would hate the American people

540
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,900
instead of just the President.

541
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,900
And if it weren't for you
people flexing your arms,

542
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,800
America could easily get
taken over by terrorists or

543
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,567
... or China.

544
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800
I guess we... owe you an apology.

545
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,867
Eh-ah, I guess we owe you one.

546
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,767
Awww.

547
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,867
Cartman?

548
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,433
Cartman saved the day?

549
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:19,233
Can't be

550
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,767
The Founding Fathers
want you all to know

551
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,233
that we can disagree all we want,

552
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,433
as long as we agree
that America kicks ass.

553
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,800
Hey I'm a little bit country

554
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,800
And I'm a little bit rock-n-roll-eh

555
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,333
I'll be the muscle of America

556
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,000
And me, I'll be the caring soul.

557
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,767
When you put us together

558
00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,767
you get a nation with one goal

559
00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:43,200
To thrive and prosper,

560
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,333
with a little country and rock and roll.

561
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,233
Come on up here, everybody!

562
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:52,000
We're a little bit country,

563
00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:54,433
and we're a little bit rock-n-roll

564
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:56,667
We can be a nation that believe in war,

565
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,567
And still tells the world that we don't.

566
00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,900
Let the flag for hyprocisy

567
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,567
fly high from every pole

568
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:06,100
We're a little bit country,

569
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,200
and we're a little bit rock-n-roll

570
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,667
Well, goodnight everybody.

571
00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:11,767
It sure has been great

572
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,233
bringing you a hundred episodes.

573
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,767
We want to thank our guests,

574
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:17,233
the pro-war people.

575
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,767
And the anti-war people.

576
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,100
What the hell are they doing now?

577
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:22,567
Ah I don't know.

578
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:23,900
For the war, against,

579
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,333
the war, WHO CARES??

580
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,800
One hundred episodes!

581
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,200
I hate this town.

582
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,000
Ah I really really do.

583
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:41,100
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