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I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
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Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
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Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
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Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy, Timmy
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Living a lie, Timmy!
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Come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
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- All right, I'm done.
- You're done?
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Yes, I've tallied up all the times
you've been naughty
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and deducted the times
you've been nice.
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Yeah, so how does it look?
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It doesn't look good, Eric,
it doesn't look good.
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But I'll still be getting presents
this year, right?
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Actually, it looks like this year
you're gonna owe Santa 306 presents.
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- What?
- 4,312 instances of being naughty
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against three deductions of being nice.
It's just bad.
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Three?
You didn't deduct all my nice invoices.
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Look, what about this one?
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Yes, well, I didn't think "Hitting Clyde
in the balls with slingshot"
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really counted as nice.
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It was nice for Token.
He laughed for, like, 20 minutes.
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You can't deduct things like that, Eric.
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Santa will know and then
he'll come after you.
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God damn it, I have to get that
Haibo robot doll, you son of a bitch!
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Hey, I'm just
your naughty-or-nice accountant.
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Don't blame me for the numbers.
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Haven't you seen the Haibo doll?
It's like a pet, a robot pet.
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You have to feed it and pet it or else
it dies, and it's the coolest thing ever.
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Santa has to bring me one.
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Well, look, aren't there any other
nice things you've done
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recently we can write off here?
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I brushed my teeth last night.
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Brushing your teeth isn't
naughty or nice, Eric.
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It just falls more into the category of
"Brushing Your Teeth."
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Well, there's still time before
Christmas. Can't I still make up for it?
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If you cured cancer and AIDS next week,
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you would still owe two presents.
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Jesus Christ!
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I'm afraid you're going
to have to find a way to do
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the nicest, greatest thing
anyone has ever done. Ever.
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Good evening, everyone.
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In a moment, we'll be lighting
the South Park Christmas tree
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to kick off the holidays.
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Christmas tree, Christmas tree.
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Hi, guys. A very merry Christmas to you.
God bless us, everyone.
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What're you doing, Cartman?
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I'm just letting you guys know
how special you are to me.
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But now, before we light the tree, I think
we should all reflect for a moment
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on those who are less fortunate than us.
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Right now in Iraq,
there are children who fear us
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and what we might do to their country.
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The threat of war touches us all,
but over in Iraq, there is no Christmas.
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They have nothing.
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I hate when the Mayor uses Christmas
for her own political agenda.
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Light the damn tree!
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Yeah! Christmas tree, Christmas tree!
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- Oh, my God, that's it.
- What's it?
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Don't you see? This time of year
we should be bringing Christmas
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to the less-fortunates. Follow me.
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You guys, come on, right now!
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All right, here to light the Christmas tree
is a very special young man
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who shows us all
the true meaning of Christmas,
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Jimmy.
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Wow, what a terrific audience.
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Thank you for giving me
this great honour, Mayor.
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Before I light the tree,
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I was wondering if I could sing my
favourite Christmas song, real quick?
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Well, we'd love a Christmas song,
wouldn't we, folks?
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Christmas song, Christmas song.
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All right, here it goes.
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On the first day of
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Christmas my
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True love
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Gave to
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Me
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Oh, no.
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And here are some old toys
that I don't need any more.
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And here,
here are some Christmas cookies.
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And some holly and mistletoe.
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This will be the happiest Christmas
the Middle East has ever seen.
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Guys, get those lights down
from the door.
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We'll give them to the needy Iraqis, too.
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Cartman, why are you doing this?
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They don't have Christmas there, guys.
We have to give it to them.
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That's a retarded idea that won't work.
Why are you really doing this?
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Howdy ho!
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Mr. Hankey.
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I hate that stupid Christmas Poo.
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Hello, Mr. Hankey.
A merry Christmas to you.
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Gee whiz, things sure look Christmassy
out here. What're you boys doing?
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Cartman's trying to bring
Christmas to Iraq.
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The people of Iraq deserve a
good Christmas just like everyone else.
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Well, gosh, Eric, looks like you
really have the Christmas spirit.
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I know someone who can help!
Santa Claus.
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- Really?
- Really?
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Sure. We should take this stuff
to him right away.
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But how are we going to get
to the North Pole?
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Oh, that's no problem,
we just need a little Christmas magic.
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All aboard the Poo-Choo Express.
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Wow!
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- That smells.
- Yeah.
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- Next stop, the North Pole.
- Get the rest of the stuff, you guys.
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- I don't really want to get on that.
- Me neither.
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You guys, we have to bring
Christmas to those less-fortunates.
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- Now come on.
- Let's go, Poo-Choo train.
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Poo-Choo train's laying down
its tracks with a...
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All the way and back
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Poo-Poo train is my favourite thing
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Spreading Christmas joy
as we ride and sing
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Dude, what the hell has
gotten into Cartman?
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I don't know.
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Christmas time wouldn't be the same
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Without hugs and kisses
and a Poo-Choo train
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And a partridge in a
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Pear
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Tree
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On the third day of...
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Here we are, kids, the North Pole.
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- Finally.
- God, it took forever.
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- Wow, is that where Santa lives?
- That's it.
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Santa's Fortress of Solitude.
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- Mr. Hankey.
- We need to see Santa right away
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- On urgent Christmas business.
- Sure thing.
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Hey, aren't you guys
the Underpants Gnomes?
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Ten months out of the year,
but this time of year we help Santa.
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Here he is.
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Merry Christmas.
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- Wow!
- Wow!
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Howdy ho, Santa.
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- Mr. Hankey, how are you?
- All ready for Christmas?
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I was just starting to look over
the new naughty-and-nice list
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the gnomes prepared for me.
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Are the tabulations all closed off, then?
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No, they keep it open until
midnight of Christmas Eve.
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Some kids actually try to cram in
a lot of niceness right at the end.
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That's so lame of them.
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Santa, my friends are trying to do
something very special this Christmas.
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- Tell him, Eric.
- Well, Santa, it's just that
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I was thinking about
all the people in Iraq
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who are afraid that we might bomb them
and I just thought,
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well, maybe it wouldn't hurt
to send them
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a little bit of our
Christmas spirit as well.
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You know, you're right.
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Santa hasn't been to
that part of the world in a long time.
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Perhaps Santa could bring peace
to this whole situation.
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That's what I thought.
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Gnomes, load up the sleigh with toys.
Santa's going to make a special run.
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All right!
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And you boys can all watch me
from our flight control room.
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And a partridge in a pear tree
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On the fourth day of Christmas
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My true love gave to me
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This is Santa's flight control centre.
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From here,
we can monitor Santa from satellite
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as he travels the globe
delivering presents.
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Wow, cool!
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Hey, it looks like Santa's already
made it to Baghdad.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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A merry Christmas to all.
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Merry Christmas.
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I'm hit, I'm hit!
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Sleigh is hit. I repeat, sleigh is hit.
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Instrument failure at 0600 feet.
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The sleigh is going down.
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Sleigh is going down.
I repeat, sleigh is going down!
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Hang on, Santa.
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Sleigh 1 is going down,
he is going down.
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Grab all the ground troops
and standby for deployment.
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01 down, 01 down. Repeat, 01 down.
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We got a Red Sleigh down,
we got a Red Sleigh down.
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Red Sleigh 1, this is North Pole.
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Red Sleigh 1, this is North Pole.
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Mr. Kringle?
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Jesus Christ, they killed him!
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No, Santa Claus can't be dead, he can't.
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Why would Iraqis do that? Why?
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It certainly doesn't seem
very Christmassy of them.
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North Pole, this is Santa.
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- Santa, are you all right?
- What is your status?
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Sleigh is down, reindeer all dead.
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Both Santa's legs are broken.
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Santa's very sad.
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Santa will have to...
Oh, no. They're coming for me.
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Stay back, you bastards! Stay back!
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- Oh, no.
- Well, what are you gnomes
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sitting there for?
You have to go rescue him!
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What the hell are we supposed to do?
We're, like, nine inches tall.
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But now I'm never gonna get my
Haibo robot doll.
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Is that what this is all about?
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You came up with this whole
idea so you could get a stupid toy?
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It's not stupid,
it's a toy that you can starve.
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If you don't feed it, it dies. It's so cool.
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Well, good going, asshole.
Thanks to you,
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there's not gonna be any Christmas,
and there's no one left to help us.
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Oh, Christ.
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- Jesus.
- Jesus.
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Hey, that's right,
Jesus can save anybody.
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Follow me.
You can take Santa's backup sleigh.
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On the fifth day of Christmas
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My true love gave to me
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Five golden rings
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Four calling...
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We fed Jesus Christ's data
into the autopilot.
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The sleigh should be able to
take you right to him.
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I hope so, or else
Santa Claus is as good as dead.
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Here it is, Red Sleigh 2.
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Come on, gang,
it's up to us to save Christmas.
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Tell Santa's workers
to keep making toys.
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We'll have Santa back in no time.
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How do we start this thing?
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You just have to call out
the reindeer's names.
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Oh, yeah.
On Dasher, on Prancer, on Comet...
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No, no, they're all dead.
You have to call out the new ones.
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On Steven, on Fluffy,
on Horace and Chantel.
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On Skippy and Rainbow,
and Patches and Montel.
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Good luck finding Jesus.
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Wow, look, you guys,
we're riding in Santa's sleigh.
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We should be able to find Jesus
in no time.
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I'm riding in Santa's sleigh
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So high above the trees
at Christmas time
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With candy cane wishes and smiles
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What're you doing?
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I'm having a precious Christmastime
moment, Kyle, if you don't mind.
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Singing a Christmas song isn't gonna
get you nice deductions, Cartman.
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Don't forget it's because of you
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that Santa's sleigh got shot down.
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It isn't my fault that Iraqis
are filled with hate.
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All I'm saying is, it's going to take
a lot of singing to make up for that.
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Christmas magic time on Santa's sleigh
so high in the sky
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Candy cane, children's smiles...
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Six geese a-laying
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Five golden rings
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Four calling birds
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Where are you taking me?
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You are all being very naughty.
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Why you come to Iraq, my main man?
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To bring happiness and
joy to the children.
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And this is...
This is what you think brings happy?
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This is material. This is commercialism.
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Your country is sick. Sick.
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No, your country has just lost
all its Christmas spirit.
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What's going on here?
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America wants to bomb my house,
my main man.
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They want to kill my wife and children.
We need to know, what is their plan?
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I don't know, I live in the North Pole.
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What're you doing?
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They say that the Chinese
were the first to experiment
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with electroshock to the testicles.
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Oh, no, not Santa's balls.
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What else is America planning?
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I'm gonna... kill you!
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You're not in a position
to kill anyone, my main man.
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I just want you to
tell me America's plan.
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Then we're in for a long night,
because I don't know...
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Howdy ho!
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- Jesus.
- Stan, Kyle,
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Mr. Hankey and Eric Cartman.
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What're you doing here, my children?
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Jesus,
Santa's sleigh was shot down over Iraq.
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Santa? Is he all right?
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We don't know.
They lost all contact with him.
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We have to get him out of there.
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- Do you know a way?
- Yes. Yes, I think I do.
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We need a little Christmas miracle.
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Lock and load, we're going in.
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On the seventh day of Christmas
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My true love...
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You, you're a sick capitalist dog,
my main man.
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This is Baghdad? God, what a... hole.
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I mean, wow,
these poor unfortunate people.
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- Red Sleigh 2, come in.
- We're here.
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You're coming up
on the source of the signal.
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You're right on top of him.
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He must be in that building below us.
Land it on the roof, Mr. Hankey.
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Howdy ho, Jesus.
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Wait here, I can handle this.
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Yea, look upon me and know me.
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My children,
you should know something.
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I'm packing.
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Let's go!
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This is such a magical Christmas
adventure, you guys.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas
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My true love gave to me
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Eleven pipers piping
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Drink it. Drink the oil.
This is all you Western capitalists want.
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Jesus Christ!
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Thank... Thank God for you, Jesus.
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- Here. Can you walk?
- Santa's legs are broken.
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They are healed.
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Santa...
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I just couldn't do it.
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I just couldn't let him live.
He shocked Santa's balls.
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- More soldiers are coming.
- Let's move. Move!
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Eight maids a-milking
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Get up the stairs.
The sleigh is on the roof.
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Jesus, behind you.
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- Jesus!
- Jesus!
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Jesus? Jesus?
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Don't worry, Jesus, it's nothing.
It's just a scratch.
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You're a bad liar.
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Hey, but we sure gave them
one hell of a fight, huh?
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We sure did, Jesus.
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Dude, this is pretty... up, right here.
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- Santa...
- I'm here, Jesus.
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Don't ever let them take away
our Christmas spirit.
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- Oh, my God, Iraqis killed Jesus.
- You bastards!
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Come on, kids!
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Get to the sleigh, get to the sleigh!
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Start the sleigh.
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On Steven, on Fluffy,
on Horace and Chantel.
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On Skippy and Rainbow,
and Patches and Montel.
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Look at me
I'm riding high in Santa's sleigh
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It's a Christmas special time for me...
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Shut up, Cartman, your sweet
Christmas act isn't fooling anybody.
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It's not an act, Kyle.
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All I wanted was for these people to
understand what Christmas means.
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You're right, kid.
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- What're you doing, Santa?
- I came to bring Christmas to Iraq
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and by God, I'm gonna do it.
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Merry Christmas.
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RPG, four o'clock.
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Boy, things sure are starting to
look Christmassy now.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to all.
And to all a good night.
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And a partridge in a
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pear tree
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That's it?
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That's it, the song's over,
we can light the tree.
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- Finally!
- Go on, Jimmy,
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there's only five more seconds
until Christmas.
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Christmas is ruined again.
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- Wow!
- Wow!
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Stan.
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- Kyle.
- Mom, Dad, we rode in Santa's sleigh.
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We brought Christmas to Iraq.
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Everyone. Everyone,
can I please have your attention?
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Christmas is a very special time
of year,
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but this year it almost didn't happen.
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There's a man named Jesus
who gave his life to save me.
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And so I declare that every year
on Christmas Day,
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we should remember Jesus
for what he did and thank him for it.
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From now on, Christmas will be
a day for remembering
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a brave man named Jesus.
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Now, if you'll all excuse me,
I've got a lot of work to do.
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I'll help you, Santa.
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Oh, and boys, you might want to
check under the Christmas tree.
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Merry Christmas.
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Wow, look, you guys!
Santa got us all Haibo dolls.
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God damn it!
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Cartman, I thought all you wanted
was a Haibo doll.
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Yeah, but not if you guys have one, too.
Now it's worthless and gay.
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God damn it,
I'll never try to be nice again!
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Well, all in all, I have to say this was
a pretty special Christmas.
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- Oh, hey, Kenny.
- Dude, where have you been?
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Well, come on,
we gotta tell you what happened.
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I'm sure glad it's over with.
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Yeah, but I feel like things
are finally back to normal.