1 00:00:00,460 --> 00:00:06,681 21! 22! 23! 24! 25! 26! 27! 2 00:00:06,691 --> 00:00:09,586 Oh, I wish I could exercise with the rest of the team, coach. 3 00:00:09,596 --> 00:00:11,552 But I've got such a belly ache. 4 00:00:11,562 --> 00:00:15,357 You seem to have a stomach ache every time we do drills and exercises. 5 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:17,662 I know, it sucks! 6 00:00:18,472 --> 00:00:20,816 Alright, kids. Practice is over for today. 7 00:00:20,826 --> 00:00:23,312 KFC! 8 00:00:24,314 --> 00:00:25,235 Oh boy! Oh boy! 9 00:00:25,245 --> 00:00:27,439 I'm gonna get a three-piece meal and crispy strips! 10 00:00:27,449 --> 00:00:32,519 Cartman, you only come to soccer practice on Fridays, and that's only because we get to have Kentucky Fried Chicken afterwards! 11 00:00:32,529 --> 00:00:33,810 Shut up, you shifty Jew! 12 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:35,182 I'll fucking kill you! 13 00:00:35,192 --> 00:00:36,476 Oh sorry, sorry. 14 00:00:36,486 --> 00:00:40,602 I just-- you know when I've been waiting too long for the Colonel's chicken, I get easily agitated. 15 00:00:40,613 --> 00:00:42,457 You're a fucking asshole Kenny! 16 00:00:42,467 --> 00:00:44,149 Ugh. Sorry. Sorry. 17 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,162 Oh, here we are! Here we are! 18 00:00:48,058 --> 00:00:50,340 Hey, it looks different. 19 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,649 Hey, uh, what's up with the KFC? 20 00:00:54,669 --> 00:00:56,792 Oh, it's not a KFC anymore. 21 00:00:56,802 --> 00:00:59,406 It's a medicinal marijuana dispensary. 22 00:00:59,416 --> 00:01:00,678 A what? 23 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:02,834 Dude, what the fuck? What the fuck? 24 00:01:02,844 --> 00:01:04,346 So where's the KFC now? 25 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:07,392 Alright, boys, wait out here. Let me see what's going on. 26 00:01:12,029 --> 00:01:13,261 Can I help you, sir? 27 00:01:13,271 --> 00:01:15,957 Yeah, uh, we were actually looking to get some KFC. 28 00:01:15,977 --> 00:01:17,459 Oh, yeah. Sorry, that's gone. 29 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:19,955 We only sell marijuana here. 30 00:01:19,975 --> 00:01:20,856 Really? 31 00:01:20,876 --> 00:01:23,942 I'm mean, you're openly selling pot for reals? 32 00:01:23,952 --> 00:01:24,652 Sure. 33 00:01:24,662 --> 00:01:27,529 New state laws say it's Okay. 34 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:30,072 Woo-hoo, alright! 35 00:01:30,082 --> 00:01:31,956 I love the future! 36 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:38,126 Let's see, I'll take half a pound of that Jamaican passion and gimme some of that purplish stuff too! 37 00:01:38,136 --> 00:01:38,859 Alright. 38 00:01:38,869 --> 00:01:42,234 I'll just need to see your physician's reference. 39 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:43,235 My huh? 40 00:01:43,245 --> 00:01:46,493 Well, sir, we can't just sell the marijuana to anybody. 41 00:01:46,503 --> 00:01:49,557 You need a reference from your doctor to show it's necessary. 42 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,552 Oh, that's dumb. 43 00:01:51,562 --> 00:01:54,036 Okay, Okay, I'll be right back. 44 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,189 - What'd they say? - KFC's gone. 45 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,121 Been replaced. 46 00:01:57,141 --> 00:01:58,134 That can't do that! 47 00:01:58,144 --> 00:01:59,937 This is the only KFC in all of south park. 48 00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:01,490 Yeah, well, I gotta get to the doctor. 49 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,011 The doctor? But dad, we wanna eat first. 50 00:02:03,021 --> 00:02:05,277 I gotta get to the doctor. 51 00:02:08,621 --> 00:02:10,847 So no KFC? 52 00:02:10,857 --> 00:02:12,400 This is a nightmare. 53 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:15,885 This is a nightmare and I can't wake up! 54 00:02:17,649 --> 00:02:20,724 Well, Mr. Marsh, it looks like you are in perfect health. 55 00:02:20,734 --> 00:02:23,500 Your blood work came back great, and all your vitals appear normal. 56 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,993 Alright! 57 00:02:25,003 --> 00:02:26,665 Yup, you check out fine. 58 00:02:26,675 --> 00:02:27,497 That's great. 59 00:02:27,506 --> 00:02:29,459 So can I get a referral from you? 60 00:02:29,469 --> 00:02:30,542 For what? 61 00:02:30,562 --> 00:02:32,846 Medicinal marijuana. 62 00:02:32,856 --> 00:02:37,756 There's a shop that opened in the old KFC and they said I need a doctor's referral to buy weed. 63 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:41,181 Mr. Marsh, you don't qualify for medicinal marijuana. 64 00:02:41,191 --> 00:02:42,774 But you said I'm totally healthy! 65 00:02:42,784 --> 00:02:46,100 Medicinal marijuana is for people who aren't healthy! 66 00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:48,114 Aids patients, cancer patients. 67 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:50,318 You know, people going through chemo. 68 00:02:50,328 --> 00:02:52,892 The THC helps them eat and take the pain. 69 00:02:52,902 --> 00:02:56,109 You are in fine shape! 70 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,243 Wul, that sucks. 71 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:05,986 Wul, so, doctor, how do most people get cancer? 72 00:03:05,996 --> 00:03:08,050 Well, there's a lot of ways you can get cancer. 73 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,893 Yeah, but what's the quickest way? 74 00:03:09,903 --> 00:03:10,635 The what? 75 00:03:10,645 --> 00:03:16,655 Wul, like, what forms of cancer induce in time for the Ziggy Marley concert next Saturday in Denver? 76 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:25,180 Mom, drive faster. 77 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:28,157 The KFC in Salida is a long way away, sweetie. 78 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,017 Be patient. 79 00:03:29,028 --> 00:03:31,201 Shut up and drive faster! 80 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,166 I've been waiting for chicken too long! 81 00:03:33,176 --> 00:03:34,599 Eric, we're almost to Frisco. 82 00:03:34,609 --> 00:03:37,002 Why don't we just go to the Church's fried chicken there? 83 00:03:37,012 --> 00:03:37,723 What? 84 00:03:37,733 --> 00:03:40,449 Church's fried chicken tastes like cat shit! 85 00:03:40,459 --> 00:03:42,332 Alright, honey, let's take it easy. 86 00:03:42,342 --> 00:03:44,766 Fuck you! 87 00:03:45,899 --> 00:03:48,553 No! No! What's going on? 88 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,398 Move aside! 89 00:03:52,471 --> 00:03:54,534 It's closed, kid. There's nothing in there. 90 00:03:54,544 --> 00:03:55,787 No, you--you can't do this. 91 00:03:55,807 --> 00:03:57,679 The KFC in my town is closed, too! 92 00:03:57,689 --> 00:04:02,948 Yeah. Well, that's because of the vote last November to ban fast food in low income areas. 93 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:05,395 You mean I have to drive all the way to Denver to get chicken? 94 00:04:05,405 --> 00:04:06,976 No! You don't get it kid. 95 00:04:06,986 --> 00:04:09,791 KFCs were only in low income areas. 96 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:16,222 In the entire state of Colorado, Kentucky fried chicken is illegal. 97 00:04:18,248 --> 00:04:20,551 Noooo! 98 00:04:25,772 --> 00:04:28,885 Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer. 99 00:04:28,895 --> 00:04:31,101 Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. 100 00:04:31,111 --> 00:04:33,916 Tell mom it's Okay. 101 00:04:36,811 --> 00:04:38,724 Methadone clinic. 102 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,000 Can I help you? 103 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:44,175 I need -- somebody said you could help me. 104 00:04:44,185 --> 00:04:48,050 I have to have -- I haven't had KFC in almost a week. 105 00:04:48,732 --> 00:04:51,188 Alright, sign your name on the release form, put down the time. 106 00:04:51,198 --> 00:04:53,500 - Really? - Your birth year, and we'll get you through the next 24 hours. 107 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,956 Wha--what are you serious? 108 00:04:58,625 --> 00:04:59,352 Oh my god! That's KFC gravy! 109 00:04:59,362 --> 00:05:01,845 You have KFC. Yes! 110 00:05:08,749 --> 00:05:10,202 This is it? 111 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,356 One lousy little cup of gravy? 112 00:05:12,366 --> 00:05:15,181 This is a clinic to help you get over your addiction. 113 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:16,833 Who wants just gravy? 114 00:05:16,843 --> 00:05:18,156 It goes on mashed potatoes! 115 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,019 On extra crispy chicken skin! 116 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,202 If you don't want it, that's fine. 117 00:05:21,212 --> 00:05:22,845 No! 118 00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:25,879 Oh god. Oh god. It's so good. 119 00:05:29,357 --> 00:05:35,287 Frozen and processed foods appear to have a direct link to many forms of stomach and colon cancers. 120 00:05:35,297 --> 00:05:36,870 Alright. 121 00:05:40,577 --> 00:05:44,002 Tests show that preservatives found in these foods are the leading cause. 122 00:05:44,012 --> 00:05:49,272 However, luckily, most of these cancers are slow growing and can take years to develop. 123 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,175 Damit. 124 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,019 Testicular cancer. 125 00:05:53,029 --> 00:05:55,984 Most common in older men, and can be extremely aggressive. 126 00:05:55,994 --> 00:05:57,085 Oh this is good. 127 00:05:57,095 --> 00:06:00,403 There is no data on what causes testicular cancer to grow so rapidly. 128 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:07,595 However, the primary causes of testicular cancer are linked to exposure to high doses of radiation. 129 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,335 Oh, hey, Stan. Could you grab me a beer? 130 00:06:26,589 --> 00:06:28,683 Stan? 131 00:06:46,025 --> 00:06:48,268 Sharon! Hey, hey, Sharon! 132 00:06:48,278 --> 00:06:50,814 What? 133 00:06:53,529 --> 00:06:56,234 Mr. Marsh, I'm afraid that the tests came back positive. 134 00:06:56,244 --> 00:06:59,539 You do have testicular cancer. 135 00:07:01,503 --> 00:07:02,766 Score! 136 00:07:02,786 --> 00:07:04,839 Now, the good news is it hasn't spread anywhere. 137 00:07:04,849 --> 00:07:06,563 We should probably schedule to have them removed-- 138 00:07:06,573 --> 00:07:09,818 Yeah, yeah, but for now can I finally get my prescription please? 139 00:07:09,828 --> 00:07:12,082 Your prescription for what? 140 00:07:12,092 --> 00:07:15,032 Buffalo soldier in the heart of America. 141 00:07:18,032 --> 00:07:20,407 Stolen from Africa brought to America. 142 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,495 She was fighting on arrival. 143 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:33,570 1 ounce of purple lurple,2 ounces of fishermen's friend and a half ounce of Alabama kush! 144 00:07:36,647 --> 00:07:38,059 Oh, that is nice. 145 00:07:38,069 --> 00:07:39,952 That is nice. 146 00:07:39,962 --> 00:07:42,037 Randy? Jesus, Randy! 147 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:43,669 - Your balls! - I know! 148 00:07:43,679 --> 00:07:46,033 Smoking pot right in front of a cop! 149 00:07:46,043 --> 00:07:47,236 Pretty sweet, huh? 150 00:07:47,256 --> 00:07:49,530 No, I mean your actual balls! 151 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:51,743 Oh yeah. Testicular cancer. 152 00:07:51,753 --> 00:07:52,976 Here, here you want some? 153 00:07:52,986 --> 00:07:54,570 Oh wait! You're healthy! 154 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:56,483 Hey bust his ass, officer! 155 00:07:56,493 --> 00:07:58,596 Ha ha ha ha ha. 156 00:08:02,674 --> 00:08:06,832 Hey kid, they say you're looking for some KFC. 157 00:08:06,842 --> 00:08:08,404 Yeah, who isn't? 158 00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:12,572 Yeah well, uh, we got some over at Billy miller's house. 159 00:08:12,582 --> 00:08:14,595 Billy miller? Seriously? 160 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:20,016 Ahh, Eric Cartman, right? 161 00:08:20,026 --> 00:08:21,628 Tommy said you have some KFC. 162 00:08:21,638 --> 00:08:23,210 Sure. 163 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:24,793 Jessie? 164 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:28,420 Oh my god, Colonel's popcorn chicken and honey mustard sauce! 165 00:08:28,901 --> 00:08:30,915 Oh god yes! 166 00:08:30,925 --> 00:08:32,008 Where did you get that? 167 00:08:32,018 --> 00:08:33,470 I have my sources. 168 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:35,414 That'll be $85. 169 00:08:35,424 --> 00:08:36,755 85 bucks? 170 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:39,702 I don't have that! 171 00:08:39,951 --> 00:08:41,454 Hold on, hold on. 172 00:08:41,464 --> 00:08:43,037 You're a big boy, Eric. 173 00:08:43,047 --> 00:08:45,171 Maybe you can pay me back another way. 174 00:08:45,181 --> 00:08:46,543 Do a little job for me. 175 00:08:46,553 --> 00:08:49,588 I've got some serious KFC coming in from a dealer. 176 00:08:49,598 --> 00:08:52,564 I need somebody willing to get a little risky and pick it up. 177 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,806 How much KFC are we talking? 178 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:57,123 Two buckets plus a three-piece meal and four sides. 179 00:08:57,133 --> 00:08:58,925 Holy fuck, dude. 180 00:08:58,935 --> 00:09:01,931 I've got the money to pay for it, but it's become a risky business out there. 181 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:05,858 You get the chicken for me and I'll make sure you are hooked up for life. 182 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,670 Do you wanna do it? 183 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,376 Do I wanna do it? 184 00:09:09,386 --> 00:09:13,152 Does the pope help pedophiles to get away with their crimes? 185 00:09:13,162 --> 00:09:14,974 Excellent. 186 00:09:19,653 --> 00:09:22,609 Alright, see ya tomorrow! 187 00:09:30,814 --> 00:09:32,046 Oh god I gotta hurry! 188 00:09:32,056 --> 00:09:35,112 Caprica starts in five minutes! 189 00:09:36,865 --> 00:09:39,388 Ho, Jesus! 190 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,525 Oh, hey, could somebody... 191 00:09:49,988 --> 00:09:51,861 Aw, I gotta get home. 192 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,804 Hey, hey. This can work. 193 00:10:03,814 --> 00:10:08,113 This can -- hey, it's like a Hoppity Hop! 194 00:10:22,948 --> 00:10:24,541 Are you T-bag? 195 00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:26,295 Maybe I am. Who's asking? 196 00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:27,187 Cut the crap. 197 00:10:27,196 --> 00:10:28,187 You got the stuff? 198 00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:29,530 Oh, I got the hook-up. 199 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:32,536 Question is, you got the money? 200 00:10:33,027 --> 00:10:35,661 Alright. We in biz. 201 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:38,998 It's all there, man. 202 00:10:39,018 --> 00:10:40,070 Extra crispy, right? 203 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,743 Course, man. I ain't no fool. 204 00:10:47,953 --> 00:10:50,077 You trying to fuck me, dude? 205 00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:52,622 This is cut with Boston market gravy! 206 00:10:52,632 --> 00:10:54,886 Aw, aw it's all the same shit man. 207 00:10:54,906 --> 00:10:57,169 It is not the same shit! 208 00:10:57,471 --> 00:10:59,544 Okay, Okay! I'm sorry, yo! 209 00:10:59,554 --> 00:11:02,940 You're cutting Colonel's gravy with Boston market to try and save yourself some fucking money! 210 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,634 I'll take back the gravy. 211 00:11:04,644 --> 00:11:06,757 Like anybody wants KFC without gravy! 212 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,720 Ahghg! Please! Please, I'm sorry! 213 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:09,752 Take your money back! 214 00:11:09,762 --> 00:11:11,397 Take the KFC too! 215 00:11:11,407 --> 00:11:13,930 What's going on back there? 216 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,666 Nothing. It's cool. 217 00:11:16,766 --> 00:11:18,259 Alright, I'll call. 218 00:11:18,269 --> 00:11:20,762 45 to you, Ned. 219 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:22,235 Ah man. 220 00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:24,511 This rainy day woman is the bomb. 221 00:11:24,521 --> 00:11:27,223 You guys don't know what you're missing. 222 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,761 Well, you know, you could share some of that with us, Randy. 223 00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:32,895 No, Nelson, that's illegal. 224 00:11:32,905 --> 00:11:35,380 I can smoke this because I have cancer. 225 00:11:35,401 --> 00:11:38,335 - Aw come on, just give us a little bit! - Yeah. 226 00:11:38,345 --> 00:11:40,789 Get your own medicinal marijuana cards! 227 00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:43,964 You've all got perfectly good microwaves at home. 228 00:11:44,014 --> 00:11:46,138 Look, I'm telling you guys it's awesome. 229 00:11:46,148 --> 00:11:47,711 I can have all the pot I want. 230 00:11:47,721 --> 00:11:53,502 I get around faster than walking and whenever I need a seat, I can just sit on my balls. 231 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,536 Let me tell you something else. 232 00:11:55,546 --> 00:11:58,451 Chicks love 'em. 233 00:11:58,462 --> 00:12:00,244 Women love huge balls? 234 00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:01,577 Love 'em. 235 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:06,235 Everywhere I go when I walk by, chicks are like turning their heads and going 'whaaa'? 236 00:12:06,245 --> 00:12:11,374 I never knew how much women loved guys' balls until I got these puppies. 237 00:12:11,384 --> 00:12:14,832 Travis, did you take out the garba -- whaaa? 238 00:12:15,463 --> 00:12:17,475 See? 239 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,267 Cartman, my boy! You got the stuff! 240 00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:26,712 Yeah, I got the stuff and I got the money. 241 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:28,916 Hey, you're good, Eric. 242 00:12:28,926 --> 00:12:30,428 I need people like you. 243 00:12:30,438 --> 00:12:33,485 Good, cuz I ate a bunch of the chicken on the way over here. 244 00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:34,897 That's alright, Eric. 245 00:12:34,907 --> 00:12:36,741 I've got something big in the works. 246 00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:41,379 What if I told you that I now how a direct line to get all the KFC we want here? 247 00:12:41,389 --> 00:12:46,930 I'm sending Tommy to Kentucky to try and set up a little arrangement with the Colonel himself. 248 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:47,800 Wait a minute. 249 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,274 You mean the Colonel? 250 00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:50,395 That's right. 251 00:12:50,405 --> 00:12:53,011 And I'd like you to go as well and watch Tommy's back for me. 252 00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:55,454 Is that something you'd want to do? 253 00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:57,328 Is that something I'd want to do? 254 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,691 Is the pope catholic? 255 00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:01,366 And making the world safe for pedophiles? 256 00:13:01,776 --> 00:13:03,909 Excellent. 257 00:13:04,721 --> 00:13:08,338 Doctor, Mr. Kline's test results came in. 258 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,915 What the hell is going on? 259 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,825 Doctor? 260 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,510 This is the tenth case I've seen this week. 261 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,294 It can't be a coincidence. 262 00:13:17,304 --> 00:13:21,961 Something in this town is giving men testicular cancer. 263 00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:35,076 Man, I am stoned off my ass! 264 00:13:35,086 --> 00:13:36,880 I'm stoned off my balls! 265 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:39,334 Ha ha ha ha. 266 00:13:40,576 --> 00:13:44,033 Anybody got more of that loompa loompa weed? 267 00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:49,894 Wow, those guys have nice balls. 268 00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:53,088 - Wish my man had balls like those. - Mmmm. 269 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:59,120 Corbin, Kentucky. 270 00:14:02,116 --> 00:14:05,462 Our entire production is headquartered here, boys. 271 00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:08,949 We move over 16 tons of chicken every month. 272 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:13,415 Of course, with the new laws in Colorado, my business has taken quite a hit. 273 00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:15,611 I'm worried other states might follow suit. 274 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:16,641 We know, Colonel. 275 00:14:16,651 --> 00:14:18,444 But we can get your chicken into the state. 276 00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:22,042 We just need a bulk deal. Say $4.95 a ki? 277 00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:23,243 I've got to hand it to you, Colonel. 278 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,995 You have everything I man could want. 279 00:14:25,006 --> 00:14:26,339 I like you, Eric. 280 00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:27,943 There is no lying in you. 281 00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:31,107 Unfortunately, I don't feel the same way about your friend. 282 00:14:31,117 --> 00:14:33,222 Who? You mean Tommy? 283 00:14:33,913 --> 00:14:34,976 Wait! Where'd he go? 284 00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:38,571 Your partner is an informant for Jamie Oliver. 285 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:50,862 Ha ha haaaa! Dude, that was sweet! 286 00:14:50,872 --> 00:14:52,357 He's all choked! 287 00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:56,033 So how do I know you're not a liar, too? 288 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,495 Hey, Colonel. 289 00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:00,131 I've been your biggest supporter since I was two years old. 290 00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:01,042 I love your chicken. 291 00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,924 I love you. 292 00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:06,913 I think you and me can work this thing out, Eric. 293 00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:09,236 Do business together a long time. 294 00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:10,038 Good. 295 00:15:10,048 --> 00:15:16,961 Just remember, I only tell you one time, don't fuck me, Eric. 296 00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:20,808 Don't you ever try to fuck me. 297 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,293 Randy! 298 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,997 Randy, will you look at yourself? 299 00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:32,739 Your balls are getting bigger! 300 00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:34,472 I know, they're pretty swollen. 301 00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:37,398 Kinda hurts, I'm gonna go buy some more weed. 302 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,502 Randy, please! 303 00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:43,309 When you get back, do you think maybe we could make love again? 304 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,742 Ohh, someone's feeling frisky again, huh? 305 00:15:45,752 --> 00:15:48,327 Oh, it's just that I thought some more alone time could maybe be really-- 306 00:15:48,337 --> 00:15:51,364 Hey, my eyes are up here. 307 00:15:51,374 --> 00:15:53,086 - I'm sorry. I just - it's alright. 308 00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:57,205 I just want you to look at me when we make love and not just at my balls. 309 00:15:57,214 --> 00:15:59,848 I'll be home soon, babe. 310 00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:21,488 Hey, uh, could you, uh, get me half a pound of that suburban sunrise, please? 311 00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:25,585 I'm sorry, sir, but you have to be inside the store. 312 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,623 Wul, ugh, I'm right here. Can you just bring it over? 313 00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:35,254 Selling medicinal marijuana outside the confines of an approved shop is still illegal. 314 00:16:52,463 --> 00:16:54,188 Look, I'm starting to feel kind of stupid. 315 00:16:54,198 --> 00:16:56,651 Can I please get high? 316 00:16:57,954 --> 00:16:59,648 What, are you crazy, Eric? 317 00:16:59,658 --> 00:17:02,643 Making a deal with the Colonel for 10,000 more boxes? 318 00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:04,465 I can't move that much chicken! 319 00:17:04,475 --> 00:17:06,962 Will you relax, Billy? It's fine. 320 00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:08,162 Fine? 321 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,225 I'm not making any money here. I'm losing it! 322 00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:11,358 I have to pay for more security! 323 00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:13,192 I got the cops up my ass! 324 00:17:13,202 --> 00:17:15,917 And I have to pay for all these sorters to cut the chicken for distribution! 325 00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:16,697 Billy, Billy. 326 00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:18,361 We've got to be thinking bigger here. 327 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,986 It's time to expand! 328 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:25,444 How can I expand when 36% of our product is going to you? 329 00:17:25,454 --> 00:17:28,089 Get out there and sell the chicken, or get lost! 330 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:31,505 You've forgotten who the boss of this operation is, Eric! 331 00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:32,528 Yeah, well. 332 00:17:32,538 --> 00:17:35,431 You're not going to be around a lot longer. 333 00:17:35,441 --> 00:17:38,358 What is that supposed to mean? 334 00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:42,694 I told your mom you got an F on that social studies test. 335 00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:45,020 You wouldn't do that. 336 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,772 Does a bear crap in the woods? 337 00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:50,490 And does the pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys? 338 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:54,006 Billy! Your father and I want to talk to you! 339 00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:55,547 Bye bye, Billy. 340 00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:56,670 Alright everyone listen up! 341 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,194 I'm in charge now. 342 00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,407 Anybody got a problem with that? 343 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,220 Alright. Good. 344 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:04,194 - What do we want? - bigger doors! 345 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,278 - Where do we want em? - weed stores! 346 00:18:06,288 --> 00:18:08,160 - What do we want? - bigger doors! 347 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,406 - Where do we want 'em? - weed stores! 348 00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:15,986 Look, I'm sorry, but the bill says I can't modify any existing structure! 349 00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:21,936 Well, I guess we could change the law to allow for medicinal marijuana to be sold just outside the door of the shop. 350 00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:22,929 I--I don't know. 351 00:18:22,939 --> 00:18:26,935 Maybe the rule should be somebody can buy the medicinal weed for others. 352 00:18:26,945 --> 00:18:30,621 Look, can't we skip all this and just make pot legal? 353 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:34,779 Everyone is just abusing this medicinal system anyway. It's ridiculous. 354 00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:37,564 What's ridiculous about it? 355 00:18:38,095 --> 00:18:40,179 Hold on! Hold on people, please! 356 00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:43,194 We are all forgetting what is really at issue here! 357 00:18:43,204 --> 00:18:44,387 Look around! 358 00:18:44,397 --> 00:18:46,892 These men all have cancer. 359 00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:51,348 It's no coincidence that when this building changed, the rise in cancer went up. 360 00:18:51,358 --> 00:18:52,581 Don't you see? 361 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:56,489 The KFC was keeping people healthy! 362 00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:02,109 Mr. Cartman, come on. 363 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:03,491 We're supposed to be handling the business. 364 00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:05,214 You're eating too much of the stuff. 365 00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:08,720 Shut up, Kevin. I'm the boss not you, buttlicker. 366 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,844 Eric! The Colonel is on the phone for you. 367 00:19:10,854 --> 00:19:11,846 He sounds pissed. 368 00:19:11,856 --> 00:19:14,031 What? Oh, that's right. I forgot the -- dammit! 369 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,072 Okay. 370 00:19:15,082 --> 00:19:16,694 Put him on speaker. 371 00:19:16,704 --> 00:19:17,757 Hello? 372 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:18,760 Hello? 373 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,092 Colonel, how're you doing? 374 00:19:20,102 --> 00:19:21,023 What happened? 375 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,797 Ohh, we had some problems, you know. Colonel? 376 00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:25,962 Eric, what happened? 377 00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:27,535 We had a little problem. 378 00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,918 I heard. 379 00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:31,374 Yeah, how--how'd you hear that? 380 00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:35,129 Because Jamie Oliver gave his speech at the UN today. 381 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:37,884 He was not supposed to give that speech, Eric. 382 00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:39,638 Yeah, it's Okay. We'll get him next time. 383 00:19:39,648 --> 00:19:43,964 There's not going to be a next time you fucking dumb mothersucker! 384 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,428 Hey, take it easy Colonel. 385 00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:50,367 I told you a long time ago you fucking little monkey not to fuck me! 386 00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:53,742 Hey, hey, who the fuck you think talking to, huh? Huh? 387 00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:55,866 Oh crap! 388 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,423 Freeze! It's the cop! 389 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,986 Run! Billy, run! 390 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,594 Mommy, no! 391 00:20:14,349 --> 00:20:19,439 Last November this town passed a bill that seemed silly to some. 392 00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:24,397 Since then we've had underground black markets, crime, death and shootings. 393 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:32,553 But now the bill has been repealed, and I am relieved to announce that once again marijuana is illegal! 394 00:20:34,185 --> 00:20:36,921 And another bill has been repealed as well. 395 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:41,129 Cause ever since we got rid of KFC, we've seen a great rise in cancer. 396 00:20:41,149 --> 00:20:46,086 But today we welcome back KFC, and all the medical benefits it gives us! 397 00:20:49,444 --> 00:20:54,202 Well, I got to admit, it's a lot easier to get inside doors with my little prosthetic balls. 398 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,896 Yeah, great. 399 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:58,089 Oh Sharon, don't be upset. 400 00:20:58,099 --> 00:21:00,955 The doctor made you a souvenir. 401 00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,840 Oh Randy, I love it! 402 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,993 And when it gets cold it shrinks. 403 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,609 Sharon, you got a scrotum coat? 404 00:21:08,619 --> 00:21:09,720 Yup! 405 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:10,381 Lucky.