1 00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:07,521 "Dances with Smurfs" 2 00:00:31,926 --> 00:00:33,730 [bell ringing] 3 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:38,933 Good morning, South Park Elementary. 4 00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:40,753 These are the morning announcements. 5 00:00:40,905 --> 00:00:42,954 Parent/teacher conferences begin next Thursday. 6 00:00:43,267 --> 00:00:44,433 If you have not yet done so, 7 00:00:44,501 --> 00:00:46,233 please turn in your parents' requested time sheets 8 00:00:46,268 --> 00:00:47,900 by the end of fifth period today. 9 00:00:48,034 --> 00:00:50,770 Lunch today will be a choice of chicken tostadas 10 00:00:50,805 --> 00:00:53,251 or spaghetti with a marinara sauce and side salad. 11 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:54,883 Attention, fourth graders. 12 00:00:55,183 --> 00:00:56,541 The fall registration for glee club 13 00:00:56,576 --> 00:00:57,533 starts tomorrow. 14 00:00:57,847 --> 00:00:59,736 Any interested students should fill out a-- 15 00:01:00,817 --> 00:01:01,921 Whoa! What's going on? 16 00:01:02,064 --> 00:01:03,284 I'll kill you! 17 00:01:03,352 --> 00:01:05,821 - I swear to God, I'll kill you! - Who are you? 18 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:06,888 I'm the man who's going to 19 00:01:06,889 --> 00:01:08,707 put a bullet between your eyes! 20 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:10,164 Hey! He's got a gun! 21 00:01:10,192 --> 00:01:11,431 You little bastard! 22 00:01:11,466 --> 00:01:12,883 You fucked my wife! 23 00:01:13,363 --> 00:01:14,539 You think I wouldn't find out? 24 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:15,998 Sir, please, I don't know you. 25 00:01:16,028 --> 00:01:16,825 Yeah, right! 26 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:18,326 What the hell is going on here? 27 00:01:18,361 --> 00:01:19,912 You, sir, need to leave this area-- 28 00:01:20,919 --> 00:01:22,210 Oh God! He shot him! 29 00:01:22,245 --> 00:01:23,793 You had to push me, didn't you? 30 00:01:23,828 --> 00:01:25,813 - Now you! - Ahh! 31 00:01:25,848 --> 00:01:27,796 Sir, I don't truly-- 32 00:01:28,411 --> 00:01:30,654 There! How does it feel, huh? 33 00:01:30,801 --> 00:01:33,016 Please, I don't know you-- 34 00:01:33,403 --> 00:01:35,046 You're Gordon Saltski, right? 35 00:01:35,106 --> 00:01:36,754 Truck driver from Chicago? 36 00:01:37,124 --> 00:01:38,590 No, I'm Gordon Stolski! 37 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:40,908 Third grader who reads the morning announcements! 38 00:01:40,943 --> 00:01:43,286 Yeah right! We'll see if that's true! 39 00:01:43,558 --> 00:01:45,446 Go on, read the morning announcements! 40 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:48,100 - Somebody help me-- - I said do it! 41 00:01:52,855 --> 00:01:54,849 Any interested students should 42 00:01:54,884 --> 00:01:56,491 fill out an applicant survey-- 43 00:01:58,061 --> 00:01:59,317 I knew you were lying! 44 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:00,561 That was terrible! 45 00:02:00,631 --> 00:02:03,303 Now put your mouth over the barrel of this gun. 46 00:02:03,304 --> 00:02:05,438 No, please... I'm so scared. 47 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:06,468 I'm so scared. 48 00:02:06,503 --> 00:02:07,085 Do it! 49 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:09,081 Please, I... I'll do whatever 50 00:02:09,142 --> 00:02:10,681 you say I... Here, see? 51 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:13,116 I got my mouth on the barrel. 52 00:02:13,229 --> 00:02:14,029 [gunshot] 53 00:02:16,116 --> 00:02:17,189 Look at you now. 54 00:02:17,519 --> 00:02:19,247 We're all dead! 55 00:02:19,248 --> 00:02:20,048 [gunshot] 56 00:02:23,585 --> 00:02:25,784 We will always remember the way that 57 00:02:25,785 --> 00:02:28,637 Gordon bravely read the announcements every morning. 58 00:02:28,672 --> 00:02:31,032 Lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance, m'kay, 59 00:02:31,390 --> 00:02:33,728 and touched many kids' lives here at the school. 60 00:02:33,729 --> 00:02:35,525 And even though we now know that 61 00:02:35,526 --> 00:02:38,752 the shooter had him confused with a 40-year-old truck driver 62 00:02:38,787 --> 00:02:40,699 who happened to have a similar name, 63 00:02:40,940 --> 00:02:43,783 I know this has been pretty traumatizing, m'kay. 64 00:02:43,984 --> 00:02:45,835 Now we must decide who will pick up 65 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:47,450 where little Gordon left off? 66 00:02:47,632 --> 00:02:49,101 Who will take his place reading 67 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:50,524 the morning announcements? 68 00:02:50,559 --> 00:02:52,243 It is a big responsibility. 69 00:02:52,278 --> 00:02:55,986 Because it will be your voice the entire school listens to, m'kay. 70 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:58,879 And although Gordon Stoltski can never be replaced, 71 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:01,643 m'kay, there must be a student out there 72 00:03:01,678 --> 00:03:03,581 who has the drive and the passion to 73 00:03:04,113 --> 00:03:06,130 have his or her voice heard every morning. 74 00:03:06,165 --> 00:03:08,941 Oh my God. 75 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:16,163 So you're, uh, trying out to be 76 00:03:16,198 --> 00:03:17,496 the morning announcements person as well? 77 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:19,668 Yeah. I think it would be really 78 00:03:19,729 --> 00:03:23,729 f-f-f-fun and r-r-r-aise my self es-es-es-e-steem. 79 00:03:26,946 --> 00:03:28,200 Oh this is it, huh? 80 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:29,616 Okay, uh, Mike, 81 00:03:29,651 --> 00:03:31,607 why don't we have you tryout first, m'kay. 82 00:03:32,481 --> 00:03:33,353 Ha ha! 83 00:03:33,388 --> 00:03:34,708 He stutters like a bitch! 84 00:03:34,743 --> 00:03:36,091 I've got this job in the bag! 85 00:03:40,997 --> 00:03:41,797 Who are you? 86 00:03:42,487 --> 00:03:44,150 My name is Casey Miller 87 00:03:44,185 --> 00:03:45,815 and I'm in the third grade. 88 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:48,169 Ever since I can remember, 89 00:03:48,204 --> 00:03:49,042 people have told me 90 00:03:49,077 --> 00:03:50,943 I should read the morning announcements. 91 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:52,245 My friends always said to me, 92 00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:55,303 "Dear Casey, your voice is like butter to our ears. 93 00:03:55,594 --> 00:03:56,805 Could you please find a way 94 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,056 to get that audible chocolate on the airwaves? 95 00:03:59,091 --> 00:04:00,433 Well, here I am. 96 00:04:00,483 --> 00:04:02,795 And hopefully, I'll be the kid with the job. 97 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,677 M'kay, really nice, Mike. 98 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:08,752 Maybe next time you can get past the first word. 99 00:04:09,335 --> 00:04:10,692 Oh, Casey Miller, good. 100 00:04:10,727 --> 00:04:11,585 You're trying out, too? 101 00:04:11,908 --> 00:04:13,453 I'm trying out and drying out 102 00:04:13,488 --> 00:04:15,889 in the sultry summer sun, that is my voice. 103 00:04:16,251 --> 00:04:18,216 M'kay, Eric. You wanna go next? 104 00:04:25,756 --> 00:04:26,473 M'kay, Eric. 105 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,309 I'm just gonna have you read this piece of paper. 106 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:30,722 Mr. Mackey, 107 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:32,672 what's a moronic jiz rag? 108 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,070 What? 109 00:04:34,071 --> 00:04:35,557 What on Earth are you askin' me that for? 110 00:04:35,939 --> 00:04:36,732 Well, it's just that... 111 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:38,155 That's what that Casey kid 112 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:39,510 said about your hair piece. 113 00:04:40,161 --> 00:04:42,263 Get lost, you little dirtball! 114 00:04:42,298 --> 00:04:44,333 - Excuse me? - I said take a hike! 115 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,961 I don't understand what I did wrong. 116 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,762 Beat it. You're not getting the job! 117 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:52,923 [bell ringing] 118 00:04:55,824 --> 00:04:57,612 Good morning, South Park Elementary. 119 00:04:57,663 --> 00:04:59,125 These are the morning announcements. 120 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,006 And I am Eric Cartman. 121 00:05:01,262 --> 00:05:02,830 All forms for the school book drive 122 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:04,748 must be handed in to Mr. Davis in the library 123 00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:06,452 by the end of the school day today. 124 00:05:06,811 --> 00:05:07,837 Hmm, doesn't seem like they gave us 125 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,398 a lot of notice on that, okay. 126 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:10,280 Oh, well. 127 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:12,312 For lunch today, the cafeteria 128 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:14,359 will be serving a selection of cold sandwiches. 129 00:05:14,394 --> 00:05:15,560 Cold sandwiches. 130 00:05:15,595 --> 00:05:17,039 Oh, well. Thank you so much. 131 00:05:17,074 --> 00:05:18,887 Remember when we used to be served hot food? 132 00:05:18,922 --> 00:05:20,886 I mean, what has happened to our school? 133 00:05:20,898 --> 00:05:22,382 This school is transforming into 134 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:23,817 something very bad and why? 135 00:05:23,852 --> 00:05:26,146 Because we have leadership that doesn't care. 136 00:05:26,181 --> 00:05:28,614 I'm talking of course about our student body president. 137 00:05:28,649 --> 00:05:29,988 Wendy Testaburger. 138 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:32,405 Ever since Wendy was elected student body president, 139 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,127 this school has started a rapid decline 140 00:05:34,162 --> 00:05:35,858 towards some socialist regime 141 00:05:35,893 --> 00:05:37,439 where students no longer have a voice. 142 00:05:38,626 --> 00:05:40,732 The music room will be closed off today due to painting. 143 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,283 All students in band or choir 144 00:05:42,323 --> 00:05:43,798 will meet in the gymnasium instead. 145 00:05:44,003 --> 00:05:47,083 Oh so, now the school is using money to paint the music room. 146 00:05:47,118 --> 00:05:49,528 How old and outdated is our playground equipment? 147 00:05:49,563 --> 00:05:52,238 What other school has a 15-year-old merry go round on it? 148 00:05:52,273 --> 00:05:54,460 Our school president is turning this whole place 149 00:05:54,495 --> 00:05:55,744 into Communist Russia. 150 00:05:56,216 --> 00:05:58,334 It's not a coincidence, that once Wendy took office 151 00:05:58,369 --> 00:05:59,551 this school started coming apart 152 00:05:59,586 --> 00:06:00,409 at the seams. 153 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:01,519 Your teachers don't want to tell you, 154 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:03,321 but they are scared and they should be 155 00:06:03,356 --> 00:06:05,107 because the very fabric of this elementary school 156 00:06:05,142 --> 00:06:06,466 is tearing from all corners. 157 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:07,518 Oh jeez! 158 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,333 But hey, I'm just a normal kid 159 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:10,960 like you, except that I ask questions. 160 00:06:11,377 --> 00:06:12,953 And because I'm brave enough to ask questions, 161 00:06:12,988 --> 00:06:13,924 I come under scrutinies. 162 00:06:14,403 --> 00:06:16,460 Is Wendy using your lunch money to buy heroin? 163 00:06:16,831 --> 00:06:17,475 Probably not. 164 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,467 But how can we know? 165 00:06:18,502 --> 00:06:19,758 I don't want my lunch money 166 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:20,505 going to drugs. 167 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,441 Who's taking these drugs? What would be the point? 168 00:06:22,476 --> 00:06:23,523 I'm asking questions. 169 00:06:23,558 --> 00:06:25,100 Will somebody shut him up? 170 00:06:26,273 --> 00:06:27,921 You wanted to see me, Principal Victoria? 171 00:06:27,978 --> 00:06:30,766 The job is to read what is written on the paper, Eric, 172 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:32,620 not to embellish the way you do. 173 00:06:33,342 --> 00:06:34,715 Oh, I get it. 174 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,281 You're trying to silence me! 175 00:06:36,452 --> 00:06:38,570 You're scared that somebody is standing up to this school 176 00:06:38,605 --> 00:06:39,804 and its president for once! 177 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:42,587 No, it's just that the announcements need to be quick 178 00:06:42,622 --> 00:06:44,302 so the students can get on with their work. 179 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,315 Oh, really? 180 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:47,504 Then how come Gordon Stolski got to go on for like five minutes 181 00:06:47,564 --> 00:06:48,330 that one day? 182 00:06:48,365 --> 00:06:50,254 Well, because he was being murdered. 183 00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:52,866 You just want somebody to read what's in front of them 184 00:06:52,867 --> 00:06:54,667 like a brain-washed zombie, is that it, Mr. Mackey? 185 00:06:54,735 --> 00:06:56,827 I am not Gordon Stolski, okay? 186 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,034 I'm not some dog on a leash 187 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,777 that just blindly says what he's told, 188 00:06:59,778 --> 00:07:00,662 until he's killed. 189 00:07:01,308 --> 00:07:03,028 All we ask is you keep it shorter. 190 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,401 Oh, I will. 191 00:07:04,411 --> 00:07:07,263 And maybe I'll also have a word with the ACLU. 192 00:07:07,614 --> 00:07:08,900 Tell them that a student is being told 193 00:07:08,935 --> 00:07:10,449 not to speak out against his school. 194 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:12,816 I'm sure they'll find that very interesting. 195 00:07:20,422 --> 00:07:21,416 Well... 196 00:07:22,129 --> 00:07:24,458 Good morning, South Park Elementary. 197 00:07:24,493 --> 00:07:25,902 These are the morning announcements. 198 00:07:26,254 --> 00:07:28,270 Tryouts for the soccer team are Friday afternoon. 199 00:07:28,305 --> 00:07:29,200 That is, of course, 200 00:07:29,268 --> 00:07:30,935 if our student body president does something 201 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:32,240 about our abysmal soccer field. 202 00:07:32,765 --> 00:07:33,476 I have a question. 203 00:07:33,639 --> 00:07:35,403 What does Wendy Testaburger actually do? 204 00:07:35,614 --> 00:07:36,959 She is supposed to be the president, right? 205 00:07:37,265 --> 00:07:38,208 What is her agenda? 206 00:07:38,243 --> 00:07:39,422 She's lying to everyone! 207 00:07:39,457 --> 00:07:40,790 Or is she? Let's ask these questions! 208 00:07:40,825 --> 00:07:43,241 Today I want to talk briefly about the state of our school's economy. 209 00:07:43,643 --> 00:07:45,850 The bake sale last week was a complete failure. 210 00:07:46,390 --> 00:07:48,680 And besides that, who actually voted for Wendy Testaburger? 211 00:07:48,981 --> 00:07:49,532 I know I didn't. 212 00:07:49,892 --> 00:07:51,527 And everyone who did is now scratching their heads 213 00:07:51,562 --> 00:07:52,169 and going, "Oops! 214 00:07:52,204 --> 00:07:53,376 "Guess I shouldn't have done that." 215 00:07:53,411 --> 00:07:54,574 I'm not in the student council. 216 00:07:54,609 --> 00:07:56,144 I'm just a normal kid like all of you. 217 00:07:56,195 --> 00:07:57,185 And like all of you, 218 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,396 I want to know what has happened 219 00:07:58,431 --> 00:07:59,359 to my school! 220 00:07:59,394 --> 00:08:01,386 I pledge allegiance to the flag... 221 00:08:01,421 --> 00:08:03,083 Of the United States of America. 222 00:08:03,224 --> 00:08:03,990 Our United States, 223 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,366 not the one that Wendy Testaburger would have-- 224 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:07,125 a socialist dung hole. 225 00:08:07,424 --> 00:08:09,214 A socialist dung hole... 226 00:08:12,304 --> 00:08:13,056 Good morning, students. 227 00:08:13,091 --> 00:08:14,259 These are the morning announcements. 228 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,280 If you will direct your attention to the new video monitors 229 00:08:16,315 --> 00:08:17,199 at the head of your class. 230 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:18,634 You will see that the announcements 231 00:08:18,685 --> 00:08:20,450 are now being done in video. 232 00:08:20,485 --> 00:08:21,870 Oh God. No! 233 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,504 Lunch today is going to be pizza. 234 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:34,478 Again. 235 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,176 Friends, our school is dying 236 00:08:37,211 --> 00:08:38,805 and you know it. You feel it. 237 00:08:39,215 --> 00:08:40,846 You're like me, you wanna change it. 238 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:43,673 But oh no, Wendy Testaburger's not gonna let that happen. 239 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:46,021 This is not the school we grew up in 240 00:08:46,056 --> 00:08:48,224 and... and I don't know if we can get it back. 241 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:51,571 So let's take a look at exactly what our school president wants. 242 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:53,366 You know, what is she trying to achieve? 243 00:08:53,401 --> 00:08:55,298 Let's just take a look at these key words here. 244 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:56,755 Wendy has made it clear she wants our school 245 00:08:56,806 --> 00:08:59,426 to be a more integrated, leftist, and liberal place. 246 00:08:59,461 --> 00:09:00,557 But you see, when that happens, 247 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:01,638 what we get is a-- 248 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,846 Socialist, modern, utopian, 249 00:09:03,881 --> 00:09:06,067 reformed farce of a school. 250 00:09:06,097 --> 00:09:07,513 So when you look closely, 251 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,481 it becomes very obvious what Wendy wants. 252 00:09:09,943 --> 00:09:13,403 K-I-L-L S-M-U-R-F-S. 253 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:15,796 Our school president 254 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,325 wants to kill Smurfs. 255 00:09:18,373 --> 00:09:19,787 No! 256 00:09:20,147 --> 00:09:21,956 I don't know if we're turning into a Smurf hating school 257 00:09:21,991 --> 00:09:22,906 or what we're turning into. 258 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:24,373 But unless you ask why, 259 00:09:24,872 --> 00:09:26,544 we're gonna transform into something. 260 00:09:28,242 --> 00:09:28,961 Hey Wendy! 261 00:09:29,149 --> 00:09:29,661 Wendy! 262 00:09:30,283 --> 00:09:31,119 Is it true? 263 00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:32,539 Is what true? 264 00:09:32,891 --> 00:09:34,476 That you hate Smurfs? 265 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,802 I don't have time for this. 266 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:37,488 Hey now, 267 00:09:37,539 --> 00:09:39,684 me and us fellers are just asking questions! 268 00:09:39,719 --> 00:09:40,581 - Yeah! - That's right! 269 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:42,735 - We can ask! - Try to understand this: 270 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:44,916 All I do is try to help run student council. 271 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,517 I don't give a crap about Smurfs! 272 00:09:46,905 --> 00:09:48,930 Oh! It is true! 273 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,148 - Oh my God! - She admitted it! 274 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,256 Oh my God! 275 00:09:51,276 --> 00:09:52,573 Maybe you guys should check into 276 00:09:52,608 --> 00:09:54,089 what student council actually does 277 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:56,114 before you just blindly listen to what some idiot 278 00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:57,209 with a microphone tells you! 279 00:09:59,351 --> 00:10:01,223 What did the Smurfs ever do to you? 280 00:10:01,258 --> 00:10:02,064 You bitch! 281 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:04,575 I just called the president a bitch! 282 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:05,109 Yeah! 283 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,039 - That was cool! - Awesome! 284 00:10:06,079 --> 00:10:07,214 - Yeah. - Yeah, great job. 285 00:10:15,213 --> 00:10:16,704 Thank you, and this is to... 286 00:10:16,739 --> 00:10:17,611 Douglas. 287 00:10:17,681 --> 00:10:19,319 To Douglas, there you go. 288 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,047 Book signing today, everyone. 289 00:10:21,082 --> 00:10:22,077 Be sure to pick up your copy. 290 00:10:22,112 --> 00:10:23,800 - Hey, Eric! - Well, hello. 291 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,390 Another person who cares about 292 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,894 the future of our school! 293 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,323 Oh, you bet! 294 00:10:28,324 --> 00:10:29,445 I love all the stuff you said about 295 00:10:29,514 --> 00:10:31,522 how our school president never does anything! 296 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:33,271 And how she's changing everything! 297 00:10:33,306 --> 00:10:34,021 Yes. Well, 298 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,050 now you can read about all the things I've said, Butters. 299 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,388 Take this copy of my book. 300 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,524 Cool, thanks! 301 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,139 That'll be $5. 302 00:10:40,174 --> 00:10:41,356 Oh okay... 303 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,619 What the hell do you think you're doing? 304 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:44,714 A book signing. 305 00:10:44,749 --> 00:10:46,104 I looked through your stupid book. 306 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:48,105 It's 540 pages of ripping on Wendy 307 00:10:48,156 --> 00:10:49,049 and calling her a slut! 308 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,239 I do not directly say she's a slut. 309 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,079 "Wendy Testaburger has proven time and time again 310 00:10:54,114 --> 00:10:56,087 that she will do anything to pleasure her vagina. 311 00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:57,968 Whether it is the school football team 312 00:10:58,003 --> 00:10:59,081 or the janitor's on their break, 313 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:01,390 Wendy spends her time as President on her knees 314 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,030 or on her back taking the ol' in out for hours on end." 315 00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:05,672 You didn't read the rest, dude. 316 00:11:06,831 --> 00:11:07,869 - Or does she. - Or does she? 317 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,700 See, that's a question. 318 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:11,146 I'm asking questions, Stan! 319 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:13,324 I've called for Wendy to come on my show and defend herself, 320 00:11:13,384 --> 00:11:14,529 but she won't do it. 321 00:11:14,669 --> 00:11:16,337 Yeah, and she hates Smurfs! 322 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,901 "Shouldn't we be worried if our school president is a girl 323 00:11:19,936 --> 00:11:21,274 who would rather get her tits licked 324 00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:23,083 than go to student council meetings?" 325 00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:24,795 - Whoa! - Yeah. Geez. 326 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,067 Hey, hey! Stop reading that! 327 00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:27,232 What do you mean? 328 00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:29,662 Listen, just because a guy's voice is on the intercom 329 00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:30,759 and his words are in a book 330 00:11:30,794 --> 00:11:32,745 doesn't mean he has any idea what he's talking about! 331 00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:34,210 Yes, it does. 332 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,108 Eric Cartman is simply making it 333 00:11:36,148 --> 00:11:38,215 so that all kids take the responsibility 334 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,966 to question their school leaders. 335 00:11:40,252 --> 00:11:42,060 We should all ask if our president 336 00:11:42,095 --> 00:11:45,080 is a penis hungry hooker with a huge vagina. 337 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,249 I'm Casey Miller. 338 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,233 Wendy, did you see the stuff 339 00:11:51,268 --> 00:11:52,353 Cartman is saying about you now? 340 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:53,647 I really don't care, Stan. 341 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,760 Well, don't you think you should go on his show 342 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:55,533 and defend yourself? 343 00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:57,066 Everyone is starting to think you're a crappy president. 344 00:11:58,136 --> 00:11:59,513 I'm not giving Eric Fartman 345 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,144 one minute of my time, you got that? 346 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,999 I'm not acknowledging his stupid questions. 347 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:03,875 If you want him dealt with, 348 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:05,182 you'll have to do it yourself. 349 00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:11,246 You wanted to see me again, Principal Victoria? 350 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:13,445 Eric, we've been informed by a concerned student 351 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,750 that you are writing naughty books 352 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,663 about one of the girls here at the school. 353 00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,318 Oh, Wendy came and told on me? 354 00:12:18,319 --> 00:12:19,425 So what, because she's president, 355 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,408 she can't be written about?! 356 00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:23,187 Eric, apparently you wrote that Wendy's private parts 357 00:12:23,238 --> 00:12:25,932 are big enough to fly an airplane through, m'kay. 358 00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:26,859 And what if they are? 359 00:12:26,939 --> 00:12:29,267 You'll stop me from asking just because Wendy forces you to? 360 00:12:29,347 --> 00:12:30,562 Eric, the student body president 361 00:12:30,623 --> 00:12:32,249 really doesn't have the kind of power that you-- 362 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:33,272 Just enough power to force you 363 00:12:33,313 --> 00:12:34,747 to stop me from selling my book. 364 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,765 Face it, you're a lackey, Mackey. 365 00:12:37,395 --> 00:12:38,859 Eric, I've had enough! 366 00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,828 You cannot and you will not 367 00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:42,634 sell your books on school grounds. 368 00:12:42,669 --> 00:12:44,230 Do I make myself clear? 369 00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:45,358 Clear as summer rain. 370 00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:47,661 Clear as a flavorless bottle of vitamin water! 371 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:49,474 This school has finally transformed into 372 00:12:49,475 --> 00:12:51,785 the socialist whore land where a student isn't free. 373 00:12:52,244 --> 00:12:53,340 Well, I'm not going to be a part of it. 374 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:54,011 Do you understand? 375 00:12:54,546 --> 00:12:57,247 I am leaving this hypocritical Communist school! 376 00:12:57,516 --> 00:12:59,165 I am walking out and I am never coming back! 377 00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:02,702 [bell ringing] 378 00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:08,492 Live from the principal's office-- 379 00:13:08,527 --> 00:13:10,311 These are the morning announcements. 380 00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,467 Here is Eric Cartman. 381 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,264 Yesterday, as most of you know, 382 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:17,845 I walked out on this program and on our school. 383 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,437 I was so... fed up with our President's hypocrisies, 384 00:13:20,472 --> 00:13:22,187 me not being allowed to sell my book... 385 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:23,660 I wanted to live in a place 386 00:13:23,691 --> 00:13:25,446 where my values were still upheld. 387 00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:27,405 And so I decided to leave it all behind 388 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,740 and instead go and live 389 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:29,875 with the Smurfs. 390 00:13:31,408 --> 00:13:33,728 I simply observed the gentle Smurfs at first. 391 00:13:33,995 --> 00:13:35,287 I wanted to understand how they could live 392 00:13:35,317 --> 00:13:36,726 such simple and decent lives. 393 00:13:37,478 --> 00:13:38,714 They were wary of me at the beginning, 394 00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,776 but slowly, I began to earn their trust. 395 00:13:41,752 --> 00:13:43,697 It wasn't long before the gentle Smurfs accepted me 396 00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:44,633 as one of their own. 397 00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:53,494 Whoa... 398 00:13:54,325 --> 00:13:56,033 The Smurfs and I grew to understand each other. 399 00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:58,168 They shared with me their art of picking Smurfberries. 400 00:13:58,502 --> 00:14:01,234 And I shared with them stories of my country's forefathers. 401 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,622 Of course, it wasn't long before... 402 00:14:04,335 --> 00:14:05,945 I fell in love with Smurfette. 403 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,134 We were from two different worlds 404 00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:09,002 and yet, we spoke the common language of passion. 405 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,213 These are the morning announcements? 406 00:14:11,474 --> 00:14:11,882 Shh! 407 00:14:12,258 --> 00:14:14,452 Papa Smurf was displeased at first. 408 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,269 He told Smurfette I wasn't a real Smurf 409 00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:17,213 and we could never be happy. 410 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,487 But I eventually proved myself to Papa Smurf 411 00:14:19,522 --> 00:14:20,518 by picking more Smurfberries 412 00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:22,094 than any Smurf had ever smurfed before. 413 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,330 Finally, all was right with the world. 414 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,585 But then... a crisis. 415 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,303 Clumsy Smurf burst into the Smurf ceremony 416 00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:30,632 to say that humans had come to destroy all of Smurfland. 417 00:14:32,475 --> 00:14:33,092 No! 418 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:34,979 No, you must leave the noble Smurfs alone! 419 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,274 Who is behind all this? 420 00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:37,390 [gasp] 421 00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:38,610 I should have known! 422 00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:39,638 Wendy! 423 00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:41,403 Out of my way! 424 00:14:41,628 --> 00:14:42,702 Wendy! What are you doing here? 425 00:14:42,737 --> 00:14:45,271 Smurfberries are worth a lot of money. 426 00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:47,181 With all those Smurfberries, 427 00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,844 I can power the school for the entire year! 428 00:14:50,107 --> 00:14:51,821 Wendy, I know you're President of our school. 429 00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:53,611 But you can't just dig up the Smurfs' land! 430 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:56,451 Fuck the Smurfs! They can suck my fat tits. 431 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,963 How many Smurfberries is enough, Wendy? 432 00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:03,171 You can suck my fat tits too. 433 00:15:15,242 --> 00:15:16,949 Smurfette, no! 434 00:15:17,229 --> 00:15:19,305 Suck my fat tits! 435 00:15:22,358 --> 00:15:23,687 And so now our school 436 00:15:23,737 --> 00:15:26,283 has plenty of precious, unobtainable Smurfberries. 437 00:15:26,714 --> 00:15:28,064 Yeah. Well, big deal. 438 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:30,531 At what cost did our school president get it? 439 00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:32,800 Every Smurf is dead. 440 00:15:33,097 --> 00:15:34,878 Wiped out and we will never see them again. 441 00:15:35,099 --> 00:15:36,277 Go on, look outside. 442 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:37,421 You won't see any Smurfs. 443 00:15:37,697 --> 00:15:38,759 [crying] 444 00:15:40,509 --> 00:15:41,765 Of course, since I'm being silenced 445 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,688 I'm not allowed time to show you the entire movie. 446 00:15:43,844 --> 00:15:46,807 And so please buy "Dances With Smurfs" available now on DVD. 447 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,225 The question now is what happened to morals? 448 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:50,477 What happened to dignity? 449 00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:53,257 What happened to my school? 450 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,317 That does it! 451 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,877 Our student council is corrupt and has to be dealt with! 452 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,157 I can no longer stand idly by. 453 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,864 We need to get all the kids together who want to fight back 454 00:16:04,899 --> 00:16:06,629 and tell them to meet after school! 455 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,366 We will forever remember this day, 456 00:16:08,609 --> 00:16:11,415 the day we finally stood up to Wendy Testaburger! 457 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,369 It is time for that slutty Smurf-killing bitch 458 00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:15,933 to get what's coming to her. 459 00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:17,993 [cheers] 460 00:16:20,883 --> 00:16:22,691 I don't know about all of you, 461 00:16:22,818 --> 00:16:24,499 but I have had enough! 462 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:25,981 We've been sitting back 463 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,455 and watching as our school 464 00:16:27,523 --> 00:16:29,284 slowly goes into the toilet! 465 00:16:29,491 --> 00:16:31,494 But today, we do something about it! 466 00:16:31,529 --> 00:16:33,251 [cheers] 467 00:16:33,341 --> 00:16:35,619 So let's march right on over to Wendy's house, 468 00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:37,627 and do what we know needs to be done! 469 00:16:37,859 --> 00:16:39,557 [cheers] 470 00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:49,954 Let us not forget what happens this day! 471 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,021 Do it! 472 00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:53,276 We are here, Wendy Testaburger! 473 00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:03,204 - Take that, School President! - Get her good! 474 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,418 I am. 475 00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:07,268 Hey! What are you doing? 476 00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:09,534 The students want answers! 477 00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:12,383 Go on the morning announcements if you've got nothing to hide! 478 00:17:13,302 --> 00:17:14,966 - What the hell? - Whoa! 479 00:17:18,845 --> 00:17:20,050 Smurf killer! 480 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:20,659 [screaming] 481 00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:23,872 Answer for your crimes on the morning announcements! 482 00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:26,443 Wendy, did a boy just pee on our door 483 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,880 because the Smurfs were murdered? 484 00:17:28,475 --> 00:17:30,753 It's okay, Dad. I'll take care of it. 485 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:35,400 Thank you so much for finally coming on my show, Wendy. 486 00:17:36,037 --> 00:17:37,772 Yeah. Well, Butters peed on my house. 487 00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:39,191 People are riled up. 488 00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:41,198 Hopefully, we can clear the air here this morning. 489 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:43,671 If we could just keep it to questions about student council. 490 00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:44,835 Of course. That's why we're here. 491 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:45,748 Five seconds. 492 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:46,598 Don't worry. 493 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,780 I won't go too hard on ya. 494 00:17:50,692 --> 00:17:51,999 Good morning, South Park Elementary. 495 00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:53,414 These are the morning announcements. 496 00:17:53,663 --> 00:17:55,875 Rehearsals for the school play are canceled this afternoon. 497 00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,685 For lunch, the cafeteria will be serving meat loaf 498 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,511 or veggie pasta. 499 00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:01,702 My guest today is the student body president of South Park Elementary, 500 00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:02,712 Wendy Testaburger. 501 00:18:02,971 --> 00:18:04,400 Wendy, thank you for coming on the show. 502 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,383 Sure. 503 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,528 Wendy, I want to start by asking 504 00:18:06,609 --> 00:18:07,590 a pretty straight-forward question 505 00:18:07,641 --> 00:18:09,027 and I hope you don't take offense to it. 506 00:18:09,312 --> 00:18:09,935 Okay. 507 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,855 How many Smurfberries is the life of each Smurf worth? 508 00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:19,643 I don't... I... I have no idea what... 509 00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:20,923 You don't know how many Smurfberries 510 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,182 the life of each Smurf is worth? 511 00:18:23,127 --> 00:18:24,732 Oh, he's got her now! 512 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,274 Would you agree that the school is in a crisis right now? 513 00:18:27,491 --> 00:18:28,665 I believe there's a few things 514 00:18:28,726 --> 00:18:29,659 wrong with the school, but-- 515 00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,183 If a Smurf dies and no one is around to hear it, 516 00:18:31,223 --> 00:18:32,030 does it still scream? 517 00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:36,585 She's speechless! 518 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:37,616 You are the president of the school. 519 00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:38,773 Can you see why many students think 520 00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:39,879 you're an ineffective slut? 521 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,717 Are you denying that the Smurf Holocaust ever happened? 522 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:42,771 Is that what you are suggesting? 523 00:18:43,306 --> 00:18:44,288 Look, Eric! 524 00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:45,391 You have to understand, 525 00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:48,043 the Smurfberries were our school government's only option! 526 00:18:48,078 --> 00:18:49,948 Yes, and that makes-- Whoa, what? 527 00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:51,983 What was I suppose to do? 528 00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:53,889 The school was running out of power! 529 00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:55,684 We tried relocating the Smurfs at first, 530 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,705 but they wouldn't budge. 531 00:18:56,985 --> 00:18:58,853 So we decided to get somebody on the inside. 532 00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:01,222 A member of the school who could act like one of the Smurfs 533 00:19:01,242 --> 00:19:02,337 and learn their secrets. 534 00:19:02,628 --> 00:19:04,293 But of course, you know that, don't you? 535 00:19:04,429 --> 00:19:05,559 What--What do you mean I know that? 536 00:19:05,831 --> 00:19:07,311 I'm just asking the question. 537 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,472 We all knew you were sent in to live with the Smurfs, 538 00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:11,495 but did you know they would be wiped out? 539 00:19:11,757 --> 00:19:13,183 No. You wiped them all out! 540 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,859 Nobody expected you to fall in love with Smurfette! 541 00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:17,159 You went to learn from them 542 00:19:17,194 --> 00:19:18,901 but instead, you became one of them. 543 00:19:18,936 --> 00:19:19,278 Right? 544 00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:20,932 Fought against your own kind! 545 00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:22,922 When you knew we'd stop at nothing. 546 00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:25,079 Do you know that one Smurfberry 547 00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:26,859 can power the school for two months? 548 00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:28,162 One Smurfberry! 549 00:19:29,007 --> 00:19:30,336 Wait. Hold on. Can we take a break? 550 00:19:30,371 --> 00:19:31,215 No, it's okay. 551 00:19:31,557 --> 00:19:32,651 It's all out in the open now. 552 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,343 I wouldn't have had to kill the Smurfs 553 00:19:34,402 --> 00:19:35,857 if they would have simply moved on, 554 00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,794 but you gave them the will to stay. 555 00:19:38,123 --> 00:19:40,098 And I guess, you can't be blamed for that. 556 00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:41,717 What? 557 00:19:42,673 --> 00:19:43,616 And that is why... 558 00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:45,053 I am stepping down. 559 00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:46,679 You were right all along, Cartman. 560 00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:49,465 And I am hereby making you the student body president. 561 00:19:49,832 --> 00:19:51,568 Alright! Cartman's President! 562 00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:52,461 We did it! 563 00:19:53,113 --> 00:19:54,226 I'm confused. 564 00:19:54,514 --> 00:19:56,332 Dude, you can't take my Dances With Smurfs idea, 565 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,779 - and turn it into your own-- - No, you're right. 566 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,780 The students all deserve to know the truth. 567 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,664 And so I have answered what really happened 568 00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:02,502 in my new book-- 569 00:20:02,623 --> 00:20:04,198 Going Rogue on the Smurfs. 570 00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:05,715 No, no, dude. 571 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,061 You don't just take one person's story 572 00:20:07,091 --> 00:20:08,489 and then add a couple things and call it yours! 573 00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:10,050 Luckily, with the money I made 574 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,006 selling the movie rights to my book, I'll be okay. 575 00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:13,644 You sold the movie rights to who? 576 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:14,602 James Cameron. 577 00:20:14,662 --> 00:20:16,049 Go look, the movie came out already! 578 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,303 They--They can't do that! 579 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,889 I'm student body president! 580 00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:24,026 Oh God dammit! 581 00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:26,954 Son-of-a-bitch-idea stealing assholes! 582 00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:29,061 You sons a bitches! 583 00:20:29,382 --> 00:20:31,215 Dances With Smurfs was my idea! 584 00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:32,740 My idea! 585 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,907 [howling] 586 00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:36,664 You can't just take Dances With Smurfs 587 00:20:36,699 --> 00:20:37,907 and call it something else! 588 00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:42,295 [bell ringing] 589 00:20:44,976 --> 00:20:45,682 Heh. 590 00:20:46,883 --> 00:20:47,665 Dude, what happened? 591 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,962 You're not doing the morning announcements anymore? 592 00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:51,475 No, because it turns out that by rule, 593 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,381 the student body president can't also be 594 00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:54,465 the morning announcement reader. 595 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,187 Oh well. 596 00:20:55,222 --> 00:20:56,563 At least as President, you can run the school 597 00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:57,237 the way you want. 598 00:20:57,272 --> 00:20:58,469 I can't do jack! 599 00:20:58,504 --> 00:21:00,154 I went to my first student council meeting! 600 00:21:00,189 --> 00:21:01,789 All we did was talk about what colors to make 601 00:21:01,824 --> 00:21:03,446 the stupid Sadie Hawkins dance! 602 00:21:03,524 --> 00:21:05,030 Student council is retarded! 603 00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:08,581 The sun is up and the birds are chirpin'. 604 00:21:08,954 --> 00:21:10,563 I'm Casey Miller and these-- 605 00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:12,259 are the morning announcements. 606 00:21:12,452 --> 00:21:15,150 I have a letter from second-grade student Brian Felner. 607 00:21:15,151 --> 00:21:17,144 Brian writes, "Dear Casey, 608 00:21:17,203 --> 00:21:20,241 why is our school president such a fat stupid dickhead? 609 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,427 My desk is broken, and so far, 610 00:21:22,462 --> 00:21:24,340 Eric Cartman has done nothing about it. 611 00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:27,081 Will you please let that walking bowl of anus pus 612 00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:28,530 know that we are not happy." 613 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,945 Well, Brian, I couldn't agree more. 614 00:21:31,193 --> 00:21:34,543 Our asshole president is a fat, smelly, douchebag milkshake-- 615 00:21:34,578 --> 00:21:36,718 I'm doing the best I can! 616 00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:38,676 [crying] 617 00:21:38,878 --> 00:21:42,157 Transcript: LeapinLar [OpenSubtitles.org] 618 00:21:42,158 --> 00:21:45,437 Sync and Edits: VeRdiKT [Subscene.com / Addic7ed.com]