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* i'm going down
to south park *
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* gonna have
myself a time *
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* friendly faces
everywhere *
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* humble folks
without temptation *
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* going down
to south park *
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* gonna leave my
woes behind *
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* ample parking
day or night *
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* people spouting
"howdy neighbor" *
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* headin' on up
to south park *
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* gonna see
if i can't unwind *
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* tim-Tmah tim-Mah,
tim-Mah tim-Mah timmy tim-Mah *
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* so come on down
to south park *
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* and meet some
friends of mine *
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Ooh, hello boys.
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Hi, the school
called and said
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We all have to start
going to class again.
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Ooh, but i thought
your teacher died.
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She did, but now
they're saying
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We have to start
going back to school anyways.
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It's totally gay.
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Oh, well,
i'll tell eric
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He's just down in the basement
playing with his dolls.
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Cartman likes
to play with dolls?
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Hello, precious.
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Yes, that's
a good precious.
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Now it takes the lotion
from the basket...
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Oh please, mister,
please let me out of here!
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It puts the lotion
on its skin
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Or else it gets
the hose again!
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Bark bark bark!
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Yes, that's
a good precious...
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Okay, now it puts the lotion
back in the basket.
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Please, mister,
let me out!
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It puts the lotion
back in the basket-
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I miss my mom, mister,
i want to see my mommy!
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Put the lotion in the
f- King basket!
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Sweetie-
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Yes, mom?
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You have to get
ready for school.
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No, our teacher's dead,
remember?
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Yes, but they said
two weeks off was enough
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And they want
everyone back.
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Two weeks isn't enough.
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I'm not over our teacher's
tragic death.
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I'm still shook up.
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You'll get
over it, honey.
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But i wanna playyyyyy.
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I can't believe
it's been 2 weeks
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Since i've
seen you guys!
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What have you
been doing?
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Hey, guys!
Hey, bebe!
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You guys uh, notice
anything different?
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Oh my god, bebe
you got boobs!
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Yeah, they started
coming in last week!
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At first i thought they
were just mosquito bites
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But then they
didn't go away!
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M'kay, kids, let's take our
seats, please, m'kay.
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I know this has been a difficult
couple weeks for you all
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With the untimely death
of your teacher
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But it's time for us to try
and move on and learn, m'kay?
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Mr. Mackey, i don't
think i'm over
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The teacher's tragic death yet,
i need more time.
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It just... it
still hurts, y'know?
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Can i go home?
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No, eric, what
we're going to do
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Is learn to hide our emotions
with math problems.
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So let's start with some
multiplication tables...
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Dude, look at bebe...
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Something seems
different about her.
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Yeah, i noticed that too.
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Did she get a haircut
or something?
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I don't know...
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Hey, token, i never
really noticed before
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But that girl bebe
is really kind of cool.
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I was just thinking
the same thing.
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It's like she's a girl
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But she's someone
you could hang out with.
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Yeah, bebe is
kind of cool, huh?
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Hey, craig, is that
the same shirt
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That bebe chick
always wears?
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I don't know, why?
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It just seems like
a really awesome shirt.
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Yeah, it kind of does.
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M'kay, so who can tell me the
answer to the first problem,
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"Six times eight".
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Bebe?
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Oh, uh...
forty eight?
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Whoa!Whoa!
Whoa!
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That is an
awesome answer!
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Yeah!
Yeah!Yeah!
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Dude, bebe is
really smart.
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Yeah, i never
noticed that before.
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Maybe she's actually
cool enough
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To hang out with us.
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Yeah, maybe!
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But i was like-
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"I'm not buying those shoes
for twenty dollars!"
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Uh... hey, bebe.
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Yeah?
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Uh... we're gonna go
throw rocks at cars later on,
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And we thought maybe
you'd like to join us.
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Really, i've never
done that before.
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It's really fun!
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You toss these
little rocks at cars,
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And if the driver
gets angry, you blame me!
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Yeah, it's cool.
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Well sure, that
sounds hella fun.
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Ha, ha! Yeah!She's right! Hella-Fun!
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"Hella-Fun"
that's awesome.
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I'm gonna start
saying that now!
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Cool, we'll
see you later, bebe.
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Stan, you've
never asked me
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To throw rocks at cars
with you guys.
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That's different, dude,
you're like my girlfriend.
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Bebe's just- I dunno
she's just... cool.
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Yeah, she's really cool.
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It's weird how we
never noticed before.
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So what you do, see, is
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You wait for a car to
drive by that big pine tree,
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Then you chuck
a rock at it.
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It's all about
the timing...
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You damn kids!
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Cool!
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You try it, bebe!
Okay!
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Here comes a sedan!
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You damn kids!
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Sweet!Cool!
Awesome!
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Wow, that was the most perfect
throw i've ever seen!
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That was sweet, bebe!
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Now if you just hold
the rock like this-
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Yeah, here, it's like,
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If you put your thumb
on this side-
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I'm showing her.
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Yeah, just let me show her
real quick how to put the thumb-
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Anyways, you put a spin
on it by holding it here-
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Yeah, and then you can
actually hold it like this-
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Listen, guys, uh,
it's five-Thirty.
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I'm supposed to get home.
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So... i'll see you later.
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Wait- What were
we doing again?
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We were throwing
rocks at cars.
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Right.Rocks.
Oh yeah.
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Here comes a suv!
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You damn kids!
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Hi, bebe!
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Hey, everybody!
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Oh for christ's sake!
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M'kay, kids, yesterday
i asked you to write a paper
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To read aloud
for the class.
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Now who wants to start?
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M'kay, clyde.
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My paper is called,
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"Why bebe is the
coolest person ever."
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Hey, that's what
i wrote about!
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Me too!
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Umm'k,
go ahead, clyde.
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My friend bebe
is really smart.
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She tells funny jokes
and knows a lot about stuff.
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She's good at almost
everything she tries.
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She's awesome, the end.
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M'kay,
very nice, clyde.
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Uh, token, why don't you
read your paper.
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"If i could be bebe"
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If i was bebe i would have
lots of friends
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Because i would
be so great.
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I would make people smile
and think wherever i went.
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M'kay, interesting, token.
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Who would like to go next?
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Uh, how about someone who didn't
write about how cool bebe is?
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M'kay, bebe.
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"My cat thumper"
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Wow!
Wow!Wow!
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Thumper is grey
with a white spot.
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Sometimes, he likes to
chase his tail.
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Chase his tail!
That must be so funny!
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Thumper is
12 years old.
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That's pretty old
for a cat.
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The end.
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Wow!
Wow!Wow!
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God, you know,
that's so true,
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Because you sometimes
never really think about
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How old a pet is,
until it's gone.
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That's true, huh?
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Man, that really makes me
reflect on my pets.
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That's such
a great paper.
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M'kay, wendy, why don't
we hear your paper?
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"The new cold war"-
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Oh god, here
we go again.
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Dork alert!
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But then the mall closes
at four or five o'clock so-
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Hey, have you dumb girls
seen bebe anywhere?
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No!
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Maybe she's in
the lunch line.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Can you believe bebe? She thinks
she so cool all of a sudden!
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I can't stand her anymore,
she's such a slut.
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She's a total slut!
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You know what i heard?
I heard that she made out
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With eight different boys
in one minute!
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I heard that she
lifted her shirt
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To the boys
at the bus stop.
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I heard that her asshole
is like this big around.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, bebe-
Slut.
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Slut! Slut! Slut!
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You guys still wanna go
ice skating after school?
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No, that's okay, bebe.
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You might trip and then
we'd be sucked into
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Your huge, gaping vagina like
ants into a vacuum cleaner.
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Slut!
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Slut!
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Slut!
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Slut!
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Bebe, is something
the matter?
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Oh mom... it's just...
my girlfriends at school
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Said some really mean
things to me today.
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They called me a slut
with a huge, gaping vagina.
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Oh, sweetie, you're
all just growing up.
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Part of being a woman
is having a friend one day,
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And calling her
a slut the next.
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But am i slutty
just because
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I'm starting to be
friends with guys?
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They just like me because
they think i'm smart and cool.
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I remember when
i was a little girl,
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The boys didn't think
i was very smart at all.
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But then, one day-
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They all started thinking
i was really smart.
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I guess big smarts
just run in our family.
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Well if the girls don't want to
be my friends, that's fine.
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Guys are way
cooler anyways.
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You guys wanted me
to meet you here?
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Yeah, have a seat, tweek,
we all need to have a talk.
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Oh god!
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Alright, guys, now that
we're all here
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I think that we need to have
a difficult conversation.
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It's obvious that bebe is
like the coolest, smartest,
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Most awesome person
we've ever met.
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True.
Yup.
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And, y'know we've been
trying to fill the gap
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With a fourth friend
ever since kenny died,
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God rest his soul...
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And it hasn't been
an easy process.
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Right...
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And so, even though i think it's
a tough thing to do right now...
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I think maybe it's best
for everyone if we make room
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To allow bebe to be
our new fourth friend.
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Yeah, that
would be best.
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Well, i'm glad
you guys all agree.
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And so, kyle,
i just want to say that
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It's been really great,
and we're going to miss you.
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Huh?!
Kyle?
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And even though
it didn't quite work out,
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00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,200
I'm sure you'll find other
friends the down the road, kyle.
255
00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,400
Here's a nice watch for you
and some peanuts.
256
00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,300
Me?!
257
00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,900
Dude, i've been here
since the beginning!
258
00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,100
And we're really
sad to see you go.
259
00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,400
Let's give a big round of
applause for kyle, everybody.
260
00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,300
Hip, hip!
261
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,500
Dude, we're not
kicking kyle out!
262
00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,000
Pleeeeeaaaaaaase?
263
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,600
No!
264
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,200
Alright, fine!
265
00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,000
Then i guess
we have no choice
266
00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,300
But to let
you go, tweek.
267
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,900
But we want you to know
that it's been really fun.
268
00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,300
Here's a watch
and some peanuts.
269
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,500
No way, tweek's cool! Yeah!
270
00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,500
Well dumbasses, how are
we gonna make room for bebe?
271
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,100
Thanks for inviting me to ride
the bus to school with you guys.
272
00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,000
Sure thing, bebe.
273
00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:23,900
That's fine!
274
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:24,900
That's fine!
275
00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,800
F- K you, kyle!
F- K you, stan!
276
00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:31,200
F- K you, tweek!
277
00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:34,200
Bebe, you're still cool.
278
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,400
What are you doing?
279
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,000
We're trying to get bebe
to run for class president!
280
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,600
I'm class president!
The vote was last fall!
281
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,000
Well, yeah, but, wendy,
you have to admit
282
00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,800
Bebe is a lot smarter and
more organized than you.
283
00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:51,600
Yeah, we need
a leader like bebe.
284
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,300
She can teach us
all so much.
285
00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,200
Uh-Huh...
286
00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,400
She's not smarter
and cooler than everyone!
287
00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,500
You guys are just drawn
to something else!
288
00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,900
What?
289
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:05,300
My god, you guys
are so stupid!
290
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,500
Stupider
than bebe!
291
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,400
Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!
292
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,600
Bebe's cool,
huh, fellas?
293
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,700
Yup!Yeah!
She sure is.
294
00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,600
I can't wait to watch
terrance and phillip with bebe!
295
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,600
Yeah!
296
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:18,700
Where are
you guys going?
297
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,600
We're going to see
our friend bebe.
298
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,400
Bebe is our friend.
299
00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:23,700
Didn't you all
get the memo?
300
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,100
Bebe is everybody's friend.
301
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:28,300
Yeah, god put bebe on earth
to enrich everyone's lives!
302
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,600
Alright, i guess
we can all watch
303
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,400
Terrance and phillip together.
304
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,200
Oh hello, boys.
305
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,800
Is bebe home?
306
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,000
No, she's with
one of her little friends.
307
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,300
But she should be back shortly
if you boys want to wait.
308
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,300
Who is she with?
309
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,200
I believe
she's playing "lambs"
310
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,200
Over at eric cartman's house.
311
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:49,200
Cartman's?!
312
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,800
See, and
this is precious!
313
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,300
Precious?
314
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,700
Bark! Bark! Bark!
315
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,500
Okay, so then we put
my mom's hand lotion
316
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,200
In this little basket
317
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:57,400
And lower it down
to polly prissypants.
318
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,800
Uh-Huh...
319
00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,600
Now you say- "It puts the
lotion on its skin
320
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,300
Or else it gets
the hose again."
321
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,600
It... puts the
lotion on its skin
322
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,800
Or else it gets
the hose again.
323
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,900
Huh-Huh, yeah!
324
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:08,800
Mister, please
let me out of here!
325
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,700
Now say it
again, louder!
326
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,100
It puts the lotion
on its skin
327
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,600
Or else it gets
the hose again.
328
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,300
Good, now put the
lotion back in the basket.
329
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,400
My parents have
money, mister!
330
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,600
They'll give you
whatever you want!
331
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,600
Please!
332
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,100
Now just yell, "put the
lotion in the f-King basket!"
333
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,000
Put the lotion
in the basket!
334
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,100
Put the lotion
in the f-King basket!
335
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,500
Oh no,
precious!
336
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,700
I got your dog mister,
337
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,800
Let me out or
i'm gonna kill it!
338
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,000
You say- "Don't you
hurt my f-King dog"!
339
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,400
Don't you hurt
my f-King dog!
340
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,700
You bitch, i'll
cut your throat-
341
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,000
What the hell
are you doing?
342
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,300
We're playing lambs.
343
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:39,100
Bebe, i thought we were gonna
watch terrance and phillip today.
344
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
Yeah, and then we gotta
work on your campaign!
345
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,900
Right, but first
we have to go to-
346
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,000
You guys, calm down!
347
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,900
This is insane!
348
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,100
Stop it, you guys,
please!
349
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,900
Oh boy, i never meant
to cause all this trouble!
350
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,100
Arhhh! Ahrrrh!
351
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,000
Bebe... those boys
from your school
352
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,500
Are still waiting outside
to see if you'll come out.
353
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:27,200
I know, they've
been there all day.
354
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,300
Looks like my little girl has
a lot of gentlemen callers!
355
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:55,800
Mom, why is everyone acting
so different around me?
356
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,000
Sweetie- You're just
blossoming into a woman.
357
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,400
But... i don't know
if i want to.
358
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,900
Sometimes i think that i'm not
as smart and cool as they say.
359
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,100
That everyone just tells me
i am because of my hooters.
360
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,900
Sweetie,
you're a stevens.
361
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:07,000
And stevens women
are always told
362
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,700
They're really,
really smart!
363
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,200
Mom, what's
six times eight?
364
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:17,200
Oh sweetie... those are two
completely different numbers.
365
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,900
Alright, boys,
time to be getting home.
366
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:27,200
Bebe's not feeling well,
and she can't come out today.
367
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,800
Go on- Shoo!
368
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,000
Oh whew,
we made it!
369
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,900
Boys, can you
call 911 for us?
370
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,200
Oh my god!
371
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,200
We've landed on earth
thousands of years in the future
372
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,300
And apes have taken over!
373
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,600
I knew it
- You blew it up, didn't you?!
374
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,500
I don't want to live
in this futuristic madness!
375
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,700
Take your ape world
and go to hell!
376
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,000
Having boobs sucks.
377
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,600
Well, hello there,
little girl,
378
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,600
My name is doctor hallis,
379
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:04,900
What can i
do for you today?
380
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:08,400
I want to have
breast reduction surgery.
381
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,700
You?
382
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,600
Yes, i have
$212 in nickels
383
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,200
And a gold bracelet.
384
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,000
Well, young lady,
i'm afraid that we don't
385
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,100
Offer breast reduction surgery
to girls of your age.
386
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:21,900
Why not?
387
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,700
Britney spears got fake ones
when she was a teenager,
388
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,000
Why can't i have
mine taken off?
389
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,300
Because making breasts larger
390
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,900
Is a beautiful
and wonderful thing.
391
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,300
Making them smaller is...
insane.
392
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:32,000
I think it's insane
to want them bigger!
393
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,000
Why do you
hate your breasts so?
394
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,500
Ever since i got
these stupid things
395
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,900
Everyone treats
me differently!
396
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,300
I feel like i might be
treated differently
397
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,400
The rest of my life!
398
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,300
Oh come on now,
that's just silly.
399
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,200
Here's the
anderson file, doctor.
400
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,500
Oh awesome, thank you so much,
jilian that's great.
401
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:49,400
Ooh god damn,
thank you so much...
402
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,000
And here's the coffee
you wanted, doctor.
403
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,200
Yeah, whatever,
get out of here.
404
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,200
Now, i was saying?
405
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,200
Please, you
have to help me!
406
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,300
I think that if my breasts
keep growing this way,
407
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,000
Boys will give me
whatever i want!
408
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,600
Yeah, so,
that's great, isn't it?
409
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,400
No, it's not!
410
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,200
Because if i grow up
getting everything i want-
411
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,800
Having things made easy for me
because i have hot knockers
412
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,000
Then i'm going to grow up
to be a lame person.
413
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,200
If i'm handed
everything in life
414
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,500
Then my chances
of becoming a lawyer
415
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,700
Or a marine biologist
are zero!
416
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,900
That may be true,
but i'm afraid i just cannot
417
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,000
Ethically perform
a breast reduction surgery
418
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,400
On an eight-Year-Old girl!
419
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,000
Dammit!
420
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,100
If, on the other hand
421
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,300
You'd like to make them
a little bigger,
422
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,300
I think now might be
the right time to size up, mmm?
423
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,500
Oh, f-K off!
424
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,300
Randy, could you have
a talk with stanly?
425
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,700
What's the matter with him?
426
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600
It's just that...
427
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,600
Well, he's been acting
a little different.
428
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,600
Ahhh-Tah, ahhhh-Tah.
429
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:40,100
He's been ignoring his homework
and all his friends.
430
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,300
I can't figure out why.
431
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,500
Atahhh...
432
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,300
Oh boy, it looks like he's
starting to notice breasts.
433
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,900
Oh yes, our little stanly
is starting to become a man.
434
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:55,000
Atahh, ohhhhh,
ahhhtahhh!
435
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,900
Hey there, son.
436
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,200
Wah!?
437
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,500
Ahh-Tah... ah-Tahh...
438
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,000
Yes, ah-Tahh.
439
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,200
Let's have a talk, stan.
440
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,200
Tah-Halk!
441
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,900
Stan, as you get older,
boobs- These atahh-
442
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,500
Will start becoming
a major part of your life.
443
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:13,600
But stanly, you can't let them
get in the way of your friends.
444
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400
There are lots of
boobs out there, son.
445
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,800
But they're just boobs.
446
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,300
Your friends are forever.
447
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,900
Friends... atahh...
448
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,700
I know you think this set
of boobs is important now,
449
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,700
But those boobs will be replaced
by another set of boobs.
450
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,800
Boobs will come and go.
451
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,900
And then someday, you'll
meet a pair of boobs
452
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,000
That you want to marry.
453
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,900
And those become the boobs
that matter the most.
454
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,600
I love you.
455
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,500
If you can just
understand that, stanly
456
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:39,700
You'll see that boobs
hold no real power at all.
457
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,600
The boys are at war.
458
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,900
All is going
as planned.
459
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,500
Yessss... soon
all the boys
460
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,900
Will be brought
to their knees.
461
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,300
We grow larger
every day...
462
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,300
And stronger...
463
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,500
Soon, the
entire town-
464
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,700
Shh, shh,
she's awake!
465
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,200
Oh, quiet!
466
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,800
Aaaghhaghgh!
Mom, mommmmmmm!
467
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,100
What is it, bebe?
468
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
My breasts!
469
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,300
Oh sweetheart, you're
just becoming a young lady.
470
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,500
No, they're conspiring!
471
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,100
Mom, they were talking,
they want to destroy the town!
472
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,900
Yes, darling, your
breasts have a power
473
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,500
That will unleash
itself as you get older.
474
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,000
They feed off
the misery of boys,
475
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,900
And grow to bring woe
wherever they can.
476
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,500
You're blossoming
into a woman.
477
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,100
That does it!
478
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,400
I'm not letting
these things run my life!
479
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,500
Young lady, are you
absolutely sure
480
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,700
You want to consider this kind
of procedure for your breasts?
481
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,500
Yes, i want to get
breast implants.
482
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,300
I tried to tell her
she was too young.
483
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,800
Well, it is a different time,
mrs. Testaburger.
484
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,000
Society puts a lot of
pressure on your daughter
485
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,900
To look her best.
486
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,400
Having small breasts can
make her feel unimportant.
487
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,800
But she's eight!
488
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,800
Yes, well, not too
young to feel flat
489
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,000
And therefore not pretty.
490
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,100
That's what i said.
491
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,200
However, young lady,
i'm afraid breast implants
492
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:54,800
Are not for everyone.
493
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,500
I'll need to
carefully assess
494
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,800
Your physical
and mental condition
495
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,800
To see if augmentation is truly
the best way for you to go.
496
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,400
I have $3,000 cash.
497
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,800
You pass,
let's do this thing.
498
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,100
Ooh, wait- You're
gonna do it right now?
499
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,000
Sure, breast augmentation
is now a very simple procedure.
500
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,500
What we do is make a small
incision in the armpit,
501
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,400
Where it won't be seen.
502
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,100
Then we take this
little plastic bag
503
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,700
And gently place it
in the chest,
504
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,200
Where we fill it
with salt water.
505
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,700
I still don't
know about this.
506
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,800
Look, us plastic surgeons
have one philosophy:
507
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,400
If we can help
someone's self-Esteem
508
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,900
Then why not do it
if they have $3,000.
509
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,900
Just... gotta jam it
up there!
510
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,700
Get-In-There-You-Bitch!
511
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,500
Get-In-There-You-Bitch!
512
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:48,100
Ahhh, okay, there's one,
wendy, doing great...!
513
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:53,100
M'kay, kids, we need to
talk about your failing grades.
514
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:56,100
Bebe... where bebe?
515
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,300
Bebe!Ah-Tah!
Fire bad!
516
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,200
Okay, we all have to start
studying more
517
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,300
And fighting less, m'kay?
518
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,400
Ah-Tah!
Bebe!Fire bad!
519
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,100
Hey, guys.
520
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,400
Hmmm... nnnnnmmm...
521
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:17,800
Have you guys
noticed that
522
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,200
Bebe isn't as cool
as she used to be?
523
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,600
Yeah, what the hell
happened to us?
524
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,600
Oh my god,
i get it now!
525
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,400
It was bebe's boobs!
526
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,400
Bebe's boobs?
527
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,700
Oh cool, it worked!
528
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,700
Don't you guys see?
529
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,300
Boobs do something
to our brains.
530
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,600
They fill our brains
with illusions.
531
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,800
So, bebe didn't become
smart and cool,
532
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,200
It was just her boobs?
533
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,000
Yes!
534
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,200
So bebe's is actually just
as lame as she ever was?
535
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,000
Right, my boobs just
clouded your judgement.
536
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,700
But that sucks.
537
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,400
I don't want something to have
that much power over me.
538
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,400
I don't think it will
as long as we realize it.
539
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,400
We must learn to control
their power over us.
540
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,300
Yeah, screw boobs,
they're stupid!
541
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,100
I'm sorry for
fighting, you guys.
542
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,000
Dude, sorry.I'm sorry.
Aww.
543
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,600
Oh, that's so sweet.
544
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,900
Let's never let boobs
come between us again!
545
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,700
Here, here!
546
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,600
Boobs are stupid!
547
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,300
Hi, everybody!
548
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,500
Ha ha!Ha ha!
Ha ha!
549
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,800
Look at those
ridiculous things!
550
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,300
Eww... they're all
hard and oogy!
551
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,900
What a stupid bitch!
552
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,500
Ha ha!Ha ha!
Ha ha!