1 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,701 I don't wanna go to the stupid party! 2 00:00:36,702 --> 00:00:38,302 Come on, Stan! You're gonna have a great time! 3 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,346 No! YOU guys are gonna have a great time! 4 00:00:40,381 --> 00:00:42,475 Whenever there's a party, the adults get to hang out and have fun while 5 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,776 the kids spend the night locked in the basement eating stale pretzils! 6 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,840 Well, your Mom and I don't get out much, so you'll just have to bear through it! 7 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,800 Hello! Welcome! Mkay?! 8 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,480 This is already a wild party! 9 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,480 Yeah! Well, sorry we had to bring the kid along. We had nowhere else to put him! 10 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,840 Oh, that's okay! I got a special kids room down in the basement! 11 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,200 Be sure to help yourselves to the crab soufle and the... 12 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,640 Wanita! Wanita! We need some more finger sandwiches! 13 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,840 I don't wanna hang out in the kids room! I won't know anybody! 14 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,106 Well, it would be good for you to make new friends. 15 00:01:16,107 --> 00:01:18,107 You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time! 16 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,560 People'll think you guys are... You know! Funny! 17 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,520 - I bet you'll have a great time! - Here we go! Its right in here! 18 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,880 We'll be upstairs if you need anything, Stan! 19 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,080 - Dad! You can't leave me here! These guys are total melvins! - Have fun, Stanley! 20 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,000 No, Mom, please! They're the geekiest kids in our school! 21 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,960 We'll come get you kids when the meteor shower starts! 22 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,720 - Cherrio, Stan! I do say, it's quite a nice surprise seeing you here! - Shut up, Pip! 23 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,640 Hey, Stan! Weeell, I sure am glad you're here. 24 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,200 Cuz then we'll have even more fun than we... Well, than we was havin before! 25 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,520 We w'... We were havin an awfully good time before you showed up too, However. 26 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,760 - Butters, is there any way out of here? - Nope! No way out! 27 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,440 But... but there ain't nothin upstairs but an old stupid party anyways! 28 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,200 It's better down here in the kids room. 29 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,440 This here is Dougie! He's not too old, but he sure is a hoot to hang with! 30 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,800 Uh, he's a first grade, I think! 31 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,600 I like math! 32 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,200 Oh, my God! 33 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,710 We were just playing a game called Wicker shums and Decklers. Do you want to play? 34 00:02:17,745 --> 00:02:18,135 No! 35 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,280 I'm the head Wickernicker, and you are all Wickershangs. 36 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,529 We all sing the merry tune of Stratford untill I yell "Tarah!", 37 00:02:23,530 --> 00:02:26,160 and then you all fall down laughing and I join you as I find it funny too! 38 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,040 Stan, would you be the Wickershangerbrungerbrier? 39 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,720 Well, alright! Here we go! 40 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,800 Great party, Mr. Mackey! 41 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,160 Mr. Hat just grabed Principal Victoria's Ass! 42 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,280 No! Mr. Hat! You get back here! 43 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,800 Anyone for some meteor mai tai punch? It packs quite a wollup! 44 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,560 Oh, I'll pass! I don't drink hard alcohol! 45 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,280 C'mon! Loosen up! Meteor showers only come once in a great wild! 46 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,200 One little drink isn't gonna hurt anything, honey! Live a little! 47 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:00,080 Well, it is kind of a special night. I guess I could experiment! 48 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,320 Yeah! Experiment! 49 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,649 - Are you sure you don't want to play, Stanley? - Yes! 50 00:03:08,674 --> 00:03:10,233 What are you, a sour puss? 51 00:03:10,234 --> 00:03:12,534 Weeell, you really oughta play, Stan! It's an awfully fun game! 52 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,544 I've never been to England, buuuut I bet the people there are real nice! 53 00:03:15,545 --> 00:03:16,545 Are people nice in England, Pip? 54 00:03:16,845 --> 00:03:18,400 I'll bet they are, huh! They got those thick noses and all! 55 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,160 Hey! Look at this! - What is it? Is it something neat? I wonder what it could be! 56 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,200 - It's a box filled with ladies clothes! - Neato! 57 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,830 Heey! You know what we could do with these lady clothes? Huh? Why! 58 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,231 Weeeell, we could play Charlie's Angles! 59 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,400 Aw, Dude! You godda be kidding me! 60 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,900 Ah, yes! Let's! Can I be Jaqueline Smith? Can I? 61 00:03:31,935 --> 00:03:35,040 No! I gedda be Jaqueline Smith! See, I thought of Charlie's Angles! 62 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,080 And I gedda be Jaqueline Smith! Cuz I thought of it! 63 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,160 Oh! This stuff's as fun as Wickershungs and Decklers! 64 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,800 Come on, Angles! Let's get dressed! 65 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,080 Which ladies garnments would you like, Stan? - Dude, I'm not putting on ladies clothes 66 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,320 and I'm not playing Charlies Angles! You guys are Melvins, and I'm not one of you! 67 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,120 So, you go ahead and be Melvins and leave me alone! 68 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,920 Well! Alrighty, then! 69 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,840 Here it is! I just had the hot tub put in last week! 70 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,760 - Wow! Neat! - It looks quite inviting! 71 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,160 Yeah! You can get a lot of action when you have a hot tub! 72 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,840 Oh, Mr. Mackey! You nut! 73 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,541 - Hell! We should get in! - Yeah! 74 00:04:02,566 --> 00:04:04,840 Sure! Go ahead! It's a... it's a party, isn't it, mkay! 75 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,120 Oh, I'm not hot tubbing! I have nothing to wear! 76 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,000 That's okay! 77 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,480 - No hot tub for me! - Well, screw you guys! 78 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,160 I'm getting in for a while too! 79 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,600 Geronimo! 80 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,160 Oh, look at our boys, Sheila! It's just like they're in college again! 81 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,320 Okay, Angels! What's our mission this week? 82 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,006 Well, I don't know what our mission is! Do you know what our mission is, 83 00:04:28,007 --> 00:04:30,107 little first grade kid? - How should I know? 84 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,840 Oh, dear! We're Charlies Angels but we don't have a mission! 85 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,765 Hey, that's because we need Bosly! 86 00:04:34,766 --> 00:04:36,165 Bosley always told the Angles what there mission was! 87 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:39,720 Remember Bosley? Wellowell, we need somebody to be Bosley! 88 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:44,373 What?! 89 00:04:44,408 --> 00:04:47,680 Well, we hate to trouble you, Stan, but would you mind terribly being Bosley for us? 90 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:51,080 - What do I have to do? - You just godda tell us what our mission is! 91 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,200 That's all Bosley does! Just give a mission and us Angles will accomplish it 92 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,281 Alright, alright! Here's your mission! 93 00:04:56,282 --> 00:04:58,282 In ten minutes this room is gonna fill with water and drown everybody! 94 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,440 You have to find me a way out of this room fast! 95 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,920 Oh! That's a splendid mission! 96 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,648 Well-uh! What are we waiting for? We godda find our way out of this 97 00:05:04,649 --> 00:05:06,549 room, by golly! Or else, we're all gonna get drowned! 98 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,040 C'mon, Angles! 99 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,600 Which Angel am I again? 100 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,480 Oh, boy! It's nice to have a night out without the kids, huh! 101 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:14,680 Yeah, I know what you mean! 102 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,760 I love having a family and all! I just miss being able to party, 103 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,520 drinking and socializing, experimenting with all kinds of different things. 104 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,520 Well, that's what being young is all about! 105 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,058 Once you have a family and a career, your experimenting days are over! 106 00:05:27,059 --> 00:05:28,459 But, tonight is the exception! 107 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,440 That's why I'm gonna smoke this cigar! Only 'cause I've never smoked before! 108 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,760 Good idea! 109 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,840 What haven't you tried that you've always wanted to try? 110 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,200 I don't know! Maybe I'll drink a few more beers and see where the party takes me! 111 00:05:39,638 --> 00:05:40,611 Yeah! 112 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,520 - Was that your leg? - Oh, you mean this? 113 00:05:43,578 --> 00:05:44,840 - Yeah! - Yeah, that was me! 114 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,320 - Bosley, Bosley! - What, Pip! 115 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:50,040 Oh, no, no! My name is Sabrina Duncan! Remember! We're playing Charlie's Angles! 116 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,240 - What the hell do you want?! - Well, we've completed our mission! 117 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,480 - Jim found a way upstairs! - He did?! 118 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,755 - Air shaft! - Dougie pushed that big box out of the way 119 00:05:58,756 --> 00:05:59,856 and found this old ventalation duct! 120 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,520 And I reckon it's godda lead somewhere! I'ts good, 'cause now we won't drown! 121 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,280 - So, Bosley, what's our next mission? - We're going upstairs! 122 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,148 Upstairs? Why, there's ain't nothin upstairs but adults! 123 00:06:09,149 --> 00:06:10,349 Why would we want to go upstairs for? 124 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,400 Because, you stupid melvins, they have rad food and deserts upstairs! 125 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,120 Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there? She looks hot! 126 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,680 She sure does! I wouldn't mind taking that home! 127 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,960 Oh, ho! Yeah, ha! I'm sure your wife would love that! 128 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,653 I wish! That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with! 129 00:06:25,688 --> 00:06:26,491 A threesome! 130 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:29,120 - With two girls or two guys? - Well, two girls, of course! 131 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,120 I mean, with another guy, you know, that'd be... 132 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,640 Dude, you've never had a homosexual fantasy? Not that I have! 133 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,960 - You haven't? - No! I mean, 134 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,520 well, they say everyone has at some point, don't they? 135 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,720 Well, I never really wanted to experiment with anything too crazy! 136 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,240 Maybe just... 137 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,160 I don't know... masturbate in front of another guy. 138 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,480 Yeah! Well, that's... that's not really gay! Is it? 139 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,080 No! No, I don't think so! 140 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,760 Well, it is a night for experimenting! 141 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,360 Sure is! 142 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,000 Okay, I'll start! 143 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,960 This must be the place! They've got all kinds of crazy things going on in there! 144 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,520 Code seven! Legally, we've found the compound! Request Immediate backup! 145 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,560 Okay! So just what is going on here, people? 146 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,207 - GET DOWN! - What? 147 00:07:29,242 --> 00:07:30,753 It's just like we told you, officer! 148 00:07:30,788 --> 00:07:33,732 There's a religious cult in there that plans to commit mass suicide 149 00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:36,014 when the meteor shower starts! - Are you sure? 150 00:07:36,049 --> 00:07:38,340 Of course, we're sure! We're the Beaureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, 151 00:07:38,341 --> 00:07:40,441 and Fire Arms! It's our job to know what these fanatics do! 152 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:44,080 So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics are going to commit mass suicide? 153 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,360 Uh, don't worry! We won't let that happen! 154 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,520 Even if it means we have to kill each and everyone of them! 155 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,320 What's the situation? - Apparently, we've got at least five dozen men and women 156 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,080 in there who intend to commit suicide when the meteor shower starts! 157 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,800 Any luck talking to somebody in the house? 158 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,640 We've tried calling, but there's no answer! I think we're gonna have to move in, sir! 159 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,240 - Alright! Johnson! - Sir! 160 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,360 I'm sending you in! Watch your ass! - Yes, sir! 161 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,880 Oh! Come on in! Join the party! Mkay?! 162 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,720 Would you like a meteor mai tai? 163 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,960 Hey! I love mai tais! 164 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,760 We did it! Great job, Angles! 165 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,840 So, what's our mission now? Huh, Bosley? Whadya want us to do now, I wonder? 166 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,760 Alright, Angles! Uh, your next mission is to get Bosley some cookies and a TV set! 167 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,560 What kind of cookies do you want, Bosley? 168 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,040 - I don't care! Just hurry! - Uh, hooray! 169 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,960 So! Well! That was certainly... interesting! - Yeah! 170 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,720 You don't regret doing it, now do you? 171 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,720 No, no! What's there to regret? Right? I mean, 172 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,748 all we did was watch each other... masturbate! 173 00:08:57,783 --> 00:09:00,520 That's... that's not gay or anything! We said so! Right? 174 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,880 Tha... that's right! It's just harmless experimenting! 175 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,560 Well, lets get back into the party and see what everybody's doing! 176 00:09:05,649 --> 00:09:10,600 Hey! Nothing changes between us, right? I mean, we're still friends! 177 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,800 Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure! 178 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,680 Dammit! Where's Johnson?! 179 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,840 No communication, sir! It doesn't look good for him! 180 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,360 Those bastards! 181 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,400 Great party, Mr. Mackey! Thank you so much! 182 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,360 Are you sure you have to leave so early? 183 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,920 We both have to be up early tomorrow, but thanks again! 184 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,280 Mkay! Drive carefully! Mkay?! 185 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,160 Hold it right there! 186 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,440 Whatever it is you are intending to do, do not do it! 187 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,600 Your freaky religious cult will not succeed in its plan! 188 00:09:40,774 --> 00:09:44,600 What? - Do not move or we will forced to shoot... 189 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,280 God dammit! Who was that?! 190 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,480 Did you see them move? 191 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,440 - I did! - Yeah! Yeah, they moved alright! 192 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,800 Well, I'll tell ya what! 193 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,760 We may not have Elway this year, but Brister won every game he started in last year! 194 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:03,360 Well, that's true! But Elway was the heart of the team! Who's the leader now? 195 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,960 I think the Jets are gonna be the team to beat this year in the AFC! 196 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:10,164 Yeah! Hey! If you watch another guy masturbate, does that make you gay? 197 00:10:10,659 --> 00:10:13,480 - What?! - Well, I just... I have this buddy! 198 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,520 Uh, he sat and watched another guy play with himself! 199 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,440 - Well, lets go kick his ass! - Yeah! 200 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,360 - Where is he?! - Oh, he lives in... like... Florida! 201 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:27,280 - Hey, Randy! What're you doing? - Nothing! 202 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,416 - I'm gonna go get some chips. - Can I come with you? 203 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,000 Okay! - Come right on in here, Bosley! 204 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,200 It was my idea! I-uh got to thinking, where do people keep TV sets, 205 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,240 and then I remembered that lots of grown-ups have TVs in thier bedrooms! 206 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,120 So I walked into Mr. Mackey's bedroom, uh, and sure enough! Here it was! 207 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:42,960 Rad! 208 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,160 Okay, Bosley! We've got you cookies and a TV set! So, what's our next mission? 209 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,520 There are no more missions! I have everything I want! 210 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,960 Weee ain't got no more missions? What're we s'posed to do? 211 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,520 We're Angles! Wha'do Angles do without missions? 212 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,840 Just play something else, Gawd! 213 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,160 Oh, dear! We've angered Bosley! 214 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,960 Tom, I'm standing in front of a house where a religious cult 215 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,840 is planning to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts! 216 00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:10,280 - Woah, cool! - I wanna be a reporter someday! 217 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,800 Just moments ago, a couple emerged from the house! 218 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,600 According to the ATF, the couple refused to co-operate 219 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,400 then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone. 220 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,973 The ATF had no choice but to shoot the insane couple. 221 00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:22,874 And now, a stand off has insued. 222 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,280 Oh! That cult is about to be blown into tiny bits! 223 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,352 The ATF Commander tells us that he has reason to believe there may be 224 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:30,920 children inside and that they... - Wait a minute! - are the primary concern of all! 225 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,640 Oh, my God! Dude! That's this house! They think our parents are the religious cult! 226 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,320 Do you think someday I could be a reporter? 227 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,630 We've just received a photo from the RECON team of the action inside the house! 228 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:48,084 howing evedence that there are indeed inocent children trapped inside! 229 00:11:48,085 --> 00:11:50,664 Those sick cult fanatic bastards! - Dude! 230 00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:53,030 Hey! Our parents aren't religious fantastics! 231 00:11:53,031 --> 00:11:55,431 Why, we godda tell them that they're makin an awful mistake! Don't we?! 232 00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:57,720 Yes! Come on, Angles! Looks like we have a new mission! 233 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,760 Randy, you're making me feel unimportant! Talk! Talk, damn you! 234 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,480 Look, I'm just having a hard time with what we did in the hot tub! 235 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,040 So... so now we can't be friends? 236 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:14,200 I didn't say that! I mean, I don't know! I... I just feel so strange. 237 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:18,120 I know it's ridiculous, but can't help feeling like people here know! 238 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,400 Like, even though nobody could know cause we said we'd never tell anybody. 239 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,960 We said we'd never tell anybody? 240 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,520 - Well, of course we wouldn't! - Oh! Well, I didn't realize that! 241 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,680 - You didn't... tell anybody! Did you? - Well, a few people! Yeah! 242 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,160 What?! Why the hell would you do that? - You didn't say not to tell anyone! 243 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,360 Well, of course, I thought it would be implied! 244 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,603 When you masturbate with another guy in a hot tub, 245 00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:41,504 you assume that nobody's gonna tell anybody! 246 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,400 Listen to you! You're yelling at me! You've never yelled at me before! 247 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,760 Hey, you guys! We've got a big problem! 248 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,320 The ATF is outside and they think you're all a religious cult! You gotta talk to them! 249 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,280 Uh, How come they're actin that way, Stan? 250 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,200 How come they're laughin and fallin down and such? 251 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,880 - Mom! Go look outside! - Mommy's little poopykins! 252 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,520 Lemmie handle this, Stan! Uh, now listen up and listen good everyone! 253 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,120 Why, I'm awful dissapointed in you drinkin and carryin on this way! 254 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,240 Why, you... you should be ashamed yourselves! 255 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,941 If you don't get outside right now, and tell those army guys you're not a 256 00:13:17,952 --> 00:13:22,120 religious fantastics, there... well, there's gonna be heck to pay! Yep! Heck I tell ya! 257 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,960 Come on! We're gonna have to to tell them ourselves! 258 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,720 - Lay down your weapons! - We don't have any weapons! 259 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,200 Go back inside and tell everyone that they are surrounded! 260 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,920 Tell them to come out peacefully and we will not shoot them! 261 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,480 Get back inside! 262 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,840 I don't think they're gonna come out. Use the Gagnes technique. 263 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,440 - What's the Gagnes technique? - This is what we did in Waco! 264 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,960 Play really bad music really loud until it drives them nuts 265 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,160 and makes them wanna come out! 266 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,560 Nobody can stand this much Cher! 267 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,800 This is her new album! If this doesn't drive them out, nothing will! 268 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,360 That's great music, Mr. Mackey! What is that? 269 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,480 Oh, this is Cher! This is her new album! 270 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,200 Well, hell! Turn it up! 271 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,960 Yeah! Well, you know what I heard! I... I heard that he's gay! 272 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,800 - Oh! Is he? - Who?! 273 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,320 - Who... who did you hear is... is gay?! - Ricky Martin, the singer! 274 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,362 - Hey, Randy! What's up? - What the hell is that supposed to mean?! 275 00:14:20,397 --> 00:14:23,440 - Huh? - Look! Sho... shouldn't you be hangin out with your wife right now? 276 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,600 - Well, I just felt like talkin to you! - There's nothing to talk about! 277 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,640 - Your having regrets, aren't you? - No! Why? I don't know! 278 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,040 - Hey! Talk to me! - NO! 279 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,480 I thought we agreed what happened in the hot tub wouldn't change our relationship! 280 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,080 Will you stop it! I don't...! I just...! 281 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:43,280 Hey, Mr. Withdrawn! You might not need to talk about it, but I sure do! 282 00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:46,400 Sharron! Sharron! Can... can we go? 283 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,200 Go?! The meteor shower hasn't even started yet! 284 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,568 I know, but I want to make love to you right now! 285 00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:52,869 I have to make love to you right now! 286 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,680 Randy, relax! We don't ever get to party. Now, come on! Loosen up! Experiment! 287 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,120 Oh! I already did! 288 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,840 - Dad! Dad! They shot at us! - Not now, Stan! 289 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,280 - Mom! - Whoopie! 290 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,880 Hey! What're we gonna do, huh? They shot at us! They really shot at us! 291 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,360 They ain't gonna stop until we're all dead, I betcha! House and all our family! 292 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,680 Get a hold of yourself, man! 293 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,493 How come you slapped my face, Stan? Huh? 294 00:15:17,494 --> 00:15:19,494 Why... why on earth would you go and do that for anyways? 295 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,920 C'mon! We have to find out what's happening! 296 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,880 I'm standing now with Danny Gagnes, 297 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,800 the commander of the ATF. Commander, what is the latest? 298 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,890 We have not had any co-operation with the cult inside the house! 299 00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:31,933 They are refusing to come out and apparently, they still plan to commit 300 00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:35,400 mass suicide once the meteor shower starts which should be any moment now! 301 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,400 See how reporters get to wear those cool jackets? That's why I wanna be a reporter. 302 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,960 So what are your plans, commander? 303 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,267 Right now, our plan is to burn the house down. 304 00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:44,768 If we set it on fire, they'll have no choice but to come out. 305 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,280 Oh! Dear God! They're gonna set us on fire! 306 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,520 Oh, great Jesus, son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What're we gonna do! 307 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,720 Oh, sweet Joseph, husband of Mary, but not father of sweet Jesus! 308 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,600 Setting them of fire seems a little dangerous, commander! 309 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,960 It is! But we can't let them kill themselves! 310 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,913 We have to let them know this isn't a cult party! 311 00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:01,714 But we can't! They'll just shoot at us again! 312 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,920 Uh, they're gonna burn us up and act like nothin happened! 313 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,280 Oh, sweet Jesus! Mary, mother of Jesus, wife of Joseph, father of Mary! 314 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,640 Well... wait! Mary, wife of... Hold on! 315 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,440 Come on, Angles! We've got a new mission! And this time, it's for real! 316 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,880 Four hours now, the ATF has tried to communicate 317 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,240 with the religious fanatics inside this house. 318 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,080 The meteor shower is expected to begin at any moment. And so, time is running out! 319 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,000 Ho, ho! Look! Harold's doing it again! Hm, hm! Hmkay?! 320 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,400 This is Jill Monroe reporting live from inside the meteor shower party. 321 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,320 As you can see, this is a perfectly normal party. 322 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,080 Nobody is killing themselves. 323 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,080 We tried to tell ATF people, but they shot at us. 324 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,040 - Anything else? - Tell them not to burn us down! 325 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,840 Oh, yeah! Don't burn us, please! Jill Monroe, GFN news! 326 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,880 Now, what do we do? - Now, we find a way to get this tape out to the real reporters! 327 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,280 Hey! I'm a real reporter! 328 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,000 You're right! You are, Dougie! You did an awesome job! 329 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,080 Attention, cult people! Do not commit mass suicide! 330 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,520 There are so many reasons not to kill yourselves! 331 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,640 Flowers, for instance! And back rubs! 332 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:09,280 Alright! I'm through trying to reason with them! Send in the negotiator! 333 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,931 Excuse me, but what proof do you have 334 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,932 that those people inside are religious fanatics? 335 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,720 We know what we're doing! We did this all before in Waco! 336 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,240 Yes, but you totally screwed up Waco! You killed a bunch of innocent people 337 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,480 and then tried to say they killed themselves! 338 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,760 - Look! You see this? You see this? - Yes! 339 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,934 You see it? You see it? 340 00:17:28,071 --> 00:17:29,185 Go get it! Go get it! 341 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,920 Alright! Let's get ready to kick some religious fanatic ass! 342 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,400 - Having a good time? - Yeah! Swell! 343 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,483 Could I just have a few minutes alone? 344 00:17:45,484 --> 00:17:47,184 I'm not gonna let you change on me, Randy! 345 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,480 Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub, I won't... 346 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:53,480 We did not share an intimate moment! Okay? That makes it sound gay! 347 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,480 - G'night everyone! - Look out! 348 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,360 Hold your fire! Okay! 349 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,200 People at the door! That was a warning! 350 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:09,000 Go back inside and tell the others that they now have one minute to surrender! 351 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,920 Oh, no! We're out of time! 352 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,640 - Are you sure you can do this, Butters? - Well, no! I'm not sure! 353 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,280 I'm not sure at all! What am I doin again? 354 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,751 We're just gonna slide you down this rope then you gotta get our 355 00:18:19,752 --> 00:18:21,252 exclusive video to that reporter down there! 356 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,800 That sounds awful dangerous! 357 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,040 Can you hit a target, Pip? 358 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,040 I was Audrey Class, Esquire! Scrap Archer! 359 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,440 Hit something nice and solid, now! 360 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,400 I think that's got it! 361 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,640 - Nice job, Pip! - Did I do a nice job, really? 362 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,440 Alright, Butters! Now, it's your turn! 363 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,760 Weeeell, I don't know about this! I... I think I'll reconsider! 364 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,720 Yep, I think reconsidering is the thing to do right now. 365 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,560 He made it down! 366 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,200 Alright, people, prepare to fire on my command! 367 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,880 - Mr. Reporter Man, sir! - Huh? 368 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,440 Uh, we've got an eyewitness exclusive video for you sir! 369 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,600 - Honey? - God! Everybody's looking at me! 370 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,520 Everybody knows! - Everybody doesn't know! Why are you so ashamed of me? 371 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,240 What's happened to you?! You've become all needy and talkative! 372 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,315 I just want to know if it meant something to you! 373 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:14,816 IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME, GERRY! 374 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,000 All WE DID WAS WATCH EACH OTHER MASTURBATE IN THE HOT TUB! 375 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,520 I was just IN the hot tub! 376 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,400 Yeah! Yeah, it's true! I thought it would be exciting and maybe it was! 377 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,983 But, I can't deal with your accusing stares! 378 00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:33,400 We watched each other jack off in the hot tub! 379 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,480 There! We did it! I'm not prowd of it, but there it is! 380 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,720 Well, it's not like you're the only guy ever to watch another guy masturbate! I've done it! 381 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,480 - Me too! - Yeah! I've done it a few times! 382 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,720 - Yep! - Me too! 383 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,960 Aww, hell! I... I've done it too! With Cameron, here! 384 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,800 Wanita, could you fix some more dip? Please, Wanita? 385 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,320 You mean it? I'm not gay? 386 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,440 Well, maybe a little! But, we're all a little gay! 387 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,240 Oh! I feel so much better! Wow! 388 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,040 - So, we're friends again? - You bet we are, Gerry! 389 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,760 I feel great! I feel like I could take on the world! Everything gonna be okay! 390 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,720 Alright, everyone! Fire! 391 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,040 Hold on just a minute! This is Derrik Smalls reporting! 392 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,240 We've just recieved an exlusive video from inside the house! 393 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,840 Proving that the people inside are not cultists after all! 394 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,840 Attention, everyone! This has only been a test! 395 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,649 - Good job, men, on this, uh, simulation! - Simulation? 396 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,240 ll is well! Do not shoot at... 397 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,880 I believe we saved the day! 398 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,240 - Sir, this isn't gonna look good! - You're right! 399 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,800 Quick! Let's get out of here! 400 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,400 Say, that was a fine piece of journalism, boys! 401 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,640 - Wow! You mean it? - Sure! 402 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,756 Why, with your tape, I'll be able to make millions 403 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:59,357 and further my career beyond my wildest dreams! 404 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,200 Wooaah! Hooray, then! 405 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,720 Well, Angles! I must say! I think we did a smashing job! 406 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,400 We sure did! Why, we put the fear of God into those ATF sons of guns, I can tell ya! 407 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,200 But you know, I learned something today! 408 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,977 I used to call you guys melvins! But, you're just kids like me! 409 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,767 We separate you in school because you talk different or study too hard! 410 00:21:14,768 --> 00:21:17,068 But, we've proven tonight that we can all get along! 411 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,960 Uh, so you mean we can stay friends, Stan? Won't that be swell! Huh!? 412 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,640 Dude! I'm glad to see you! 413 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,120 You would not believe the night I had! 414 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,519 You?! You think you had a bad night? 415 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,920 I had to hang out all night with these friggin melvins! 416 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,360 - Oh, Dude! Weak! - Super weak! 417 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,760 C'mon! I'll tell you all about what happened to me!