1 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:08,675 Captioning made possible by comedy central 2 00:00:08,710 --> 00:00:10,210 ? I'm going down to south park? 3 00:00:10,245 --> 00:00:11,629 ? Gonna have myself a time? 4 00:00:11,664 --> 00:00:13,013 ? Friendly faces everywhere? 5 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:14,748 ? Humble folks without temptation? 6 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,699 ? Going down to south park? 7 00:00:16,734 --> 00:00:18,343 ? Gonna leave my woes behind? 8 00:00:18,378 --> 00:00:19,918 ? Ample parking day or night? 9 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,471 ? People spouting "howdy neighbor"? 10 00:00:21,506 --> 00:00:23,115 ? Headin' on up to south park? 11 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:24,724 ? Gonna see if i can't unwind? 12 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,363 ? So come on down to south park? 13 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,532 ? And meet some friends of mine? 14 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,201 And so, just like in nature, 15 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:38,838 I can add the mixture into the volcano and- 16 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:41,875 Oh, pele, god of fire, show us your- 17 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:44,876 Oh, it's all g-Gooey. 18 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,646 Okay, good job, butters, you get a check. 19 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,346 Thank you, miss choksondik. 20 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,081 I got a check, that's like a "c". 21 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,285 Okay, whose project should we look at next? 22 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,020 How about... eric. 23 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:55,755 Eric cartman. 24 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:57,057 Stand by, please. 25 00:00:57,092 --> 00:00:57,924 Now, eric! 26 00:00:58,358 --> 00:00:59,225 Oh, goddammit! 27 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,058 Ha, ha! 28 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:01,394 Shut up, jew! 29 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,094 Yes, well. 30 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:06,165 For my project i made a pencil, taped to a pen. 31 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,202 In this way we see the duality of writing devices 32 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:10,937 That occurs in nature. 33 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,106 You just put that thing together, just now. 34 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:14,841 I'm giving you a check minus. 35 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:18,311 Ah! Goddammit, i hate check minus! 36 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:19,179 Sit down. 37 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:20,480 I'll make you eat your parents. 38 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:21,347 What did you say? 39 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:22,180 Nothing. 40 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:24,349 All right, token, you're next. 41 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,986 Using my laptop i hooked into the internet 42 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:28,721 And found a meteorology website. 43 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,988 I downloaded the data, 44 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,324 And with my dad's video projector, 45 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,493 I can show you the graph i made of predictable weather patterns 46 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,228 Over the next three months. 47 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:38,663 Ohh... 48 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:40,867 I also printed out the results on my color printer. 49 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:42,133 Here you are, miss choksondik. 50 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:44,771 Very, very good, token, you get a check plus. 51 00:01:44,806 --> 00:01:45,638 All right! 52 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:46,940 Oh, that is such bullcrap! 53 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,074 Oh, eric, for the love of god. 54 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,809 No, no, see, this is the fundamental flaw 55 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,795 With the check, check plus, check minus system. 56 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:54,747 The only reason token was able to do all that 57 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,483 Is because his family is rich. 58 00:01:56,518 --> 00:01:57,350 My family isn't rich. 59 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,651 Oh, come on, token your new house is 60 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:00,820 Four times the size of anyone else's in town. 61 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,555 And who else gets crab cakes and lobster tail 62 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,822 In their lunch boxes? 63 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,557 Your family is rich, dude. But i- 64 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,760 Let's just see where token's clothes come from, shall we? 65 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:09,495 Ooh,armani exchange. 66 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,762 Armani exchange! 67 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,749 All the rest of us have to buy our clothes atj-Mart. 68 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,701 Have you ever even been inside a j-Mart, token?! 69 00:02:14,736 --> 00:02:16,401 I didn't think so. 70 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:17,520 Yeah, dude, your family's so rich 71 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:18,605 They have their own pool table. 72 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:20,773 Yeah, and their own sprinkler system. 73 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,509 You don't think you're rich? 74 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,714 Hello, token, how was school today? 75 00:02:27,749 --> 00:02:29,466 Mom, dad, why do we have a bigger house 76 00:02:29,501 --> 00:02:31,184 Than everybody else in south park? 77 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,220 Well, because we have more money, son. 78 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,920 I know, but why? 79 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:37,907 Well, because we went to graduate school 80 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:39,859 And therefore have more lucrative jobs 81 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:41,161 Than most people in town. 82 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:42,896 For instance, your mother is a chemist 83 00:02:42,931 --> 00:02:44,197 For a pharmaceutical company, 84 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,366 Whereas your friend eric cartman's mother 85 00:02:46,401 --> 00:02:47,632 Is a crack whore. 86 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,968 One pays more than the other. 87 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:50,486 Why, sweetie, what's the matter? 88 00:02:50,521 --> 00:02:51,913 All the kids at school today 89 00:02:51,948 --> 00:02:53,306 Made fun of me because i'm rich. 90 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:54,572 Oh. 91 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:55,475 I don't wanna be rich anymore. 92 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,210 I want to eat macaroni and cheese for dinner 93 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:58,511 And wear clothes from j-Mart. 94 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,379 J- Mart?! 95 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:01,079 Son, you don't know what you're saying. 96 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,415 I just wanna be like all the other kids in south park. 97 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,584 Please, mom and dad, please! 98 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:14,127 You... sure you want to do this, son? 99 00:03:14,162 --> 00:03:15,428 I'm sure. 100 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,297 Hmm... 101 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,032 Where's the valet? 102 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,236 He must be parking someone else's car. 103 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,502 Ah, here we go. 104 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,838 Take good care of it, please. 105 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,007 Here's $20. 106 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,274 Ho! 107 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,911 They've activated some kind of alien blinding device. 108 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:33,646 That's not a blinding device, dad, 109 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,948 It's fluorescent lighting. 110 00:03:34,983 --> 00:03:35,815 Oh. 111 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,333 Excuse me, where would we find 112 00:03:37,368 --> 00:03:38,418 Young men's fashion apparel? 113 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:40,587 Aisle 6, next to the pretzels. 114 00:03:40,622 --> 00:03:41,454 Next to the? 115 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,588 Come on! 116 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:46,659 Hey, look, these pants are only five bucks apiece. 117 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,828 They must really suck. What do you think? 118 00:03:48,863 --> 00:03:50,363 What, what brand are they? 119 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,782 It doesn't matter, mom. 120 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:53,166 They're poor people pants. 121 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,866 Hey, uh, sharon. 122 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,202 Isn't that the williamses? 123 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:58,770 Huh? Oh, yeah it is. 124 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,071 What are they doing here? 125 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:01,841 They can afford to shop atcherry creek. 126 00:04:01,876 --> 00:04:03,142 You see that, sheila, 127 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,877 The williamses are shopping here. 128 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,144 I don't get it. 129 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,348 He must pull in at least 200,000 a year. 130 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:19,192 Son, can you just hurry it up? 131 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,193 I don't think we quite fit in here. 132 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:24,831 Ooh, looks like you landed on park avenue, stan. 133 00:04:24,866 --> 00:04:27,000 You owe me $10 million. 134 00:04:27,035 --> 00:04:27,832 Hey, guys. 135 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,602 Oh, hey, dude, did you bring the movie? 136 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:30,868 I sure did. 137 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,170 Hey, you changed your clothes, token. 138 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,940 Yeah well, y'know, i did a little shopping at j-Mart. 139 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:35,675 All right, well, let's just watch "the lion king". 140 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:36,976 Cartman's cheating anyways. 141 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,278 Here you go. 142 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:39,544 What's that? 143 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:40,845 It's a d.V.D. Of the lion king. 144 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,580 D.V.D.? We don't own a d.V.D. Player. 145 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,350 Yeah, dude, nobody does, they're too expensive. 146 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,387 Not too expensive for token's rich-Ass family apparently. 147 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:49,989 Don't you have a v.H.S. Of it? 148 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:51,689 I only have this. 149 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,026 Oh, well, let me take this disk up to the "enterprise" 150 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,628 And see if "captain kirk" can decrypt it. 151 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,164 What's a v.H.S.? 152 00:04:57,199 --> 00:04:58,582 Oh, jesus, dude. 153 00:04:58,617 --> 00:04:59,931 Come on, guys, 154 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,701 We'll just have to find other stuff to do. 155 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,002 Heh, "what's a v.H.S.?" 156 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:15,365 ? Why can't i be like all the other kids? 157 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,310 ? They all have three-Bedroom homes? 158 00:05:18,345 --> 00:05:21,220 ? Broken trucks on their lawns? 159 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:25,089 ? And cut up hot dogs for lunch? 160 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:29,028 ? It's not my fault my parents succeed so much? 161 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,968 ? There's no one in town i can relate to? 162 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,404 ? I play with autographed baseball bats? 163 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,909 ? While everyone else just plays with sticks and pine cones? 164 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,680 ? Has a boy ever felt so alone? 165 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,850 ? Well who needs them anyway? 166 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:55,054 ? I won't pretend i'm something i'm not? 167 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:57,622 ? If i can't be poor? 168 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,826 ? I've got to deal with what i've got? 169 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:02,428 ? If i can't be like them? 170 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,465 ? What i need is more rich kids around? 171 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,598 ? So i'm not the only one? 172 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:10,236 ? And then i won't be so down? 173 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:16,309 ? Please god send more rich kids? 174 00:06:16,344 --> 00:06:18,478 ? To my town? 175 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:34,058 Ooh, look at this, honey. 176 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:36,696 A beautiful unspoiled town in the rockies. 177 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,865 This is just what we've been looking for. 178 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,600 Like aspen was 30 years ago. 179 00:06:40,635 --> 00:06:41,901 Sounds nice. 180 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,504 We could buy hundreds of acres of land for next to nothing. 181 00:06:44,539 --> 00:06:47,071 And then i could finally live like a cowboy. 182 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,275 Oh, will, the country would be such a nicer place 183 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:50,541 To raise our kids. 184 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:51,878 Oh, kids! Yes, daddy. 185 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:54,046 How would you like to move to the colorado rockies? 186 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,148 The mountains, daddy? 187 00:06:55,183 --> 00:06:56,215 Can we have horses? 188 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:57,517 Oh, can we, can we, daddy? 189 00:06:57,552 --> 00:06:59,685 You bet! Hooray! 190 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,493 Well, here it is, our home to be. 191 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,627 Oh, will, it's beautiful. 192 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:10,963 Hi, welcome to the neighborhood. 193 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:12,265 Well, thank you, young man. 194 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,367 We're the smiths. 195 00:07:13,402 --> 00:07:14,434 Ah, a local boy. 196 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:15,301 You shall be our new playmate. 197 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:16,567 I'm frederick. 198 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:17,904 This is my sister lisa and my brother daniel. 199 00:07:17,939 --> 00:07:18,771 I'm token. 200 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,072 Our daddy is a very famous actor. 201 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:21,590 What does your daddy do? 202 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:22,675 Ah, he's a lawyer, i think. 203 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:23,976 How quaint. 204 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:25,928 Kids, why don't you go play with little token 205 00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:27,447 While your mother and i check out the town. 206 00:07:27,482 --> 00:07:28,713 Very well, come, local boy, 207 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,049 Show us how to play your mountain games. 208 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:31,784 All right! 209 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,688 Thanks, god. 210 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,026 And this is the room where my mom and dad 211 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,327 Keep their original van gogh painting. 212 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:43,027 Yes, yes, we have one of those, too. 213 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,363 In fact, we have seven of them, i believe. 214 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:45,665 You do? God, that's great! 215 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:46,931 Why? 216 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,484 I'm just so happy you guys moved into town. 217 00:07:48,519 --> 00:07:49,967 You see, i used to be the only rich kid. 218 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:52,171 All the other families here are kind of low to middle income. 219 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:53,906 Why, what happened to all their money? 220 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,173 Well, they never really had any money. 221 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,943 Well then, why don't their daddies just act in a movie? 222 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:58,643 Well, i think that they- 223 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,413 Sometimes children must be very firm with their daddies. 224 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:01,679 Indeed. 225 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:02,582 Like when daddy doesn't want to act in a movie 226 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:03,883 Because he thinks the script is bad. 227 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,149 So we must plead with him. 228 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:06,486 "Please, daddy, please, it's $20 million, daddy." 229 00:08:06,521 --> 00:08:07,752 "Please, daddy, please." 230 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,522 "20 million is still 12 million after taxes, daddy." 231 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,257 "I want a llama, daddy, please, daddy!" 232 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:12,124 "Daddy, please!" 233 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,391 "Daddy!" 234 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,161 And so daddy does the picture. 235 00:08:15,196 --> 00:08:17,130 That's... great. 236 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:19,065 $20 million great. 237 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,800 ? I found a girl who had an innie? 238 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,101 ? And i felt it with my jimmy? 239 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:23,801 ? Playa haters try to dis me? 240 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,137 ? 'Cause my rhymes are just too...? 241 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,404 Sorry, snoop dogg, 242 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,174 But will smith is on line 3 for you. 243 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:29,475 Oh. 244 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,210 William, how are you, buddy? 245 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:32,512 Great, snoop dogg, and you? 246 00:08:32,547 --> 00:08:33,778 Couldn't be better. 247 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,114 I'm just laying down some vocals for my new album. 248 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:36,380 Great, snoo-Snoo. 249 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,933 Listen, remember how we always talked about 250 00:08:37,968 --> 00:08:39,452 Wanting to buy property up in the mountains 251 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,586 So our kids could ski and ride horses? 252 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,789 Oh yes, the kids bug me about it all the time. 253 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,091 Well, i found the place, snooty roo. 254 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,260 It's in the rockies but totally undiscovered, 255 00:08:47,295 --> 00:08:48,795 Laid-Back and beautiful. 256 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:50,261 Oh, it sounds lovely! 257 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:51,562 You really should come give it a look. 258 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:53,766 Jada and i would love for some friends to move here with us. 259 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,032 I certainly will, william. 260 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,019 And perhaps i'll give ol' magic and kobe bryant a call. 261 00:08:57,054 --> 00:08:58,971 They've been looking for vacation properties as well. 262 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,238 Great! 263 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,574 Well, listen, let me let you get back to your recording. 264 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,875 I'll see you soon, bye. 265 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,141 Bye. 266 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,647 All right let's take it from the top, gang. 267 00:09:07,682 --> 00:09:09,382 ? Shout "hell yeah" from my vehicle? 268 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,117 ? Living is a miracle? 269 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,721 Look, there's more ofthem moving into our town. 270 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,323 Y'know, oprah winfrey is building a house up on cannon, 271 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:23,262 And some snoop doggy doo doo built a gigantic place on main. 272 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:24,997 Yep, there goes the neighborhood. 273 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,600 That's the fifth family of them that's moved here. 274 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,866 Seems like all of a sudden 275 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,504 South park is being overrun bythosetypes. 276 00:09:31,539 --> 00:09:32,805 Hey, what are you saying? 277 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,106 What types? 278 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:35,841 You know,thosetypes- 279 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:37,577 Rich people. 280 00:09:37,612 --> 00:09:39,312 Oh. 281 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,914 I don't take kindly to rich folk! 282 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,215 Neither does ned. 283 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,048 Nope. 284 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,349 I remember back in the day 285 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,553 Rich folk weren't allowed in south park. 286 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,253 Now they're moving here in droves! 287 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,325 They're gonna be sending their kids to our schools 288 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,927 And mixing them with our pure, non-Rich kids. 289 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,627 Oh yeah, and it won't be long 290 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:58,831 Before they drive all of us poor, underachieving people 291 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,867 Out of town with inflated real estate costs. 292 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,001 Damn, i hate them stupid richers. 293 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:07,073 Yeah, hey, rich guy! Hey, richie rich! 294 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:08,808 Yeah, i'm talking to you, richer. 295 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:10,543 What's in the huge box, richer, 296 00:10:10,578 --> 00:10:12,278 Your checkbook? 297 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,748 Yeah, how many rich people does it take 298 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:17,483 To screw in a lightbulb? 299 00:10:17,518 --> 00:10:18,749 None! 300 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,519 They can hire people to do it for them! 301 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,219 Yeah, hey hey- 302 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:25,073 You guys know why richers have such big garages? 303 00:10:25,108 --> 00:10:27,893 'Cause they need a place for all theirporsches 304 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,496 And boats and aircraft carriers. 305 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,966 Yeah, that's right, cash-Chucker. 306 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,569 Go have fun with your $2 million house. 307 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,075 I guess we showed them. 308 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,810 A little to the left. 309 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,077 That's great. 310 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:49,148 And let's put another pool over there. 311 00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:50,414 Uh-Huh, good. 312 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:51,751 Token, these are oprah's nearly-Adopted children, 313 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,052 Dominique and zizi. 314 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,371 Hello! Hi. 315 00:10:54,406 --> 00:10:55,620 Cheerio! 316 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,956 Ah, and these are puff daddy's kids- 317 00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:58,491 P. Diddy mini, p. Poofy bite-Size 318 00:10:58,526 --> 00:10:59,992 And puffa diddy diddy puff pun size. 319 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,161 Wow, my plan to get rich people here sure did work. 320 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,462 Hey, i got a great idea! 321 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:05,197 Let's all pack some lunches and go sledding. 322 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:06,499 Oh no, we're going shopping. 323 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:08,016 Shopping! Shopping! 324 00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:09,066 Yes, come, token. 325 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:09,969 We're all going to head down to the mall 326 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,270 And buy some of the stores. 327 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,439 Oh, all right then. 328 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:23,849 Excuse me, can we get a couple beers over here? 329 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,753 They've got nice expensive beers for you across the street 330 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,453 At the new wolfgang puck's. 331 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,958 That's all right, we just want some nice cheap beer tonight. 332 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,127 Maybe you didn't see the sign out front. 333 00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:38,164 This bar is for people living below their means only. 334 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:39,430 Yeah! Yeah! 335 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:40,332 This is a free country. 336 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:41,634 I can have a drink wherever i want. 337 00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:42,900 Come on, kobe, let's just go. 338 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,538 This ain't over, this ain't over by a long shot. 339 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,273 Oh, those richers are getting snooty. 340 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,574 We've got to show these richers 341 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,309 That they aren't welcome here. 342 00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:51,575 What do you mean? 343 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:54,213 How about tonight we sneak up to one of their houses, 344 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,913 And right on their lawn, 345 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,984 We'll set fire to a big lower case "t". 346 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,251 Lower case "t"? 347 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,021 Yeah for "time to leave". 348 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:03,287 Yeah! Yeah! 349 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,588 Jimbo, you take some folk 350 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,323 And build a big, wooden lower case "t". 351 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,527 I'll take the rest and get some gas and torches ready. 352 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,262 All right! All right! 353 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,542 "T"? 354 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,746 T- Time to leave? 355 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:30,216 "T" is for time to leave, cash-Chucker! 356 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:31,951 I'm calling the police. 357 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:33,651 I think we scared him. 358 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,854 Yeah, next house we'll do a capital "t", 359 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,023 To show them wereally mean business! 360 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,290 Yeah! Yeah! 361 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,025 Now, token, polo is very simple. 362 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,795 You simply must hit the "williets" into "somesilion"? 363 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,061 With your "fragamenth". 364 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,362 Well yeah, but can't we just play 365 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:47,566 Without wearing these uncomfortable uniforms? 366 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,700 Can't we play without the uniforms? 367 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:52,772 Yes, and let's eat caviar without belinis as well. 368 00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:54,073 Now come, token, and remember, 369 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,773 It doesn't matter who wins. 370 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,543 It the matter who wins three times in a row. 371 00:12:57,578 --> 00:12:58,375 Tallyho! 372 00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,712 Tallyho! Tallyho! 373 00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:00,544 Hooray! 374 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,182 Go frederick, it's wonderful! 375 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,351 What in the hell are they doing? 376 00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:06,617 Is that fun? 377 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,953 I don't know, we don't have horses so we can't play. 378 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:09,688 Well, let's just play our game then. 379 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:10,955 All right. I'll start. 380 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,291 I'll kick you in the nuts, kenny! 381 00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:13,557 Ooh! 382 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,761 I'll kick you in the nuts, stan! 383 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,930 I'll kick you in the nuts, cartman. 384 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,231 Ow! 385 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,171 You see, you must pay attention, token. 386 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,473 I was able to "jollyrow" your "davishmere" 387 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,208 With a "forecastle". 388 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,908 This game is too confusing. 389 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,244 How about we have a snowball fight? 390 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,413 A "snowball" fight? 391 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,113 How barbaric. 392 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,883 Yes, token, if you want to play such savage games 393 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,052 I suggest you go live with lions. 394 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,257 I don't fit in anywhere. 395 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,627 Oh boy, we're going to the zoo. 396 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,894 We can eat jellopudding. 397 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,230 All right, this is gonna be fun kids. 398 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,496 We're going to the zoo. 399 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,266 We can eat the jello pudding and chocolate cake. 400 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,966 Hey, what are you doing? 401 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,953 If you're gonna ride the bus in south park 402 00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:59,905 You're gonna have to sit in the front! 403 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,773 Yeah! Yeah! 404 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,375 That's where the first-Class seating is. 405 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,882 Yeah, how do you like that, richer? 406 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,200 It's very nice actually. 407 00:14:11,235 --> 00:14:12,510 Yeah, i'll bet it is. 408 00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:13,751 Very, very comfy. 409 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,738 Uh-Huh, looks like it. 410 00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:17,690 Hello, my name is token. 411 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,425 I don't fit in with all the kids at south park elementary 412 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,594 So i invited a bunch of rich kids to move to town. 413 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,196 The problem is, i don't fit in with them either. 414 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,365 That's why i've come to live with you. 415 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,269 So if you'll have me and raise me one of your own 416 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,438 I promise to be the best lion i can be! 417 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,174 Ahh, yeah. 418 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,944 ? Shovel that snow, baby? 419 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,113 ? It's all nice heavy and wet? 420 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:41,981 ? Just-? 421 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,800 ? We shall persevere? 422 00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:47,186 ? We shall persevere? 423 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,921 You there, come march with us. 424 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,187 For what? 425 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,391 All the poor people in town think they can persecute 426 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,126 And harass us decent rich folk. 427 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,729 So we're uniting and marching on the town square. 428 00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,464 The million millionaire march! 429 00:14:58,499 --> 00:14:59,331 Yeah! Yeah! 430 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:00,849 Come on, brother. 431 00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:01,934 But... i'm not rich. 432 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,200 What? 433 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,970 I'm just a school cafeteria chef. 434 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,506 I don't make much money. 435 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,007 We'll give you $100. 436 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,609 Ooh, fudge the snow now. 437 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,663 ? I shall persevere? 438 00:15:13,698 --> 00:15:16,682 ? We shall persevere? 439 00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,434 Errr! 440 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:20,152 Yum yum. 441 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,321 Look at the little black lion, mommy. 442 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,056 He's cute, isn't he? 443 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,430 Roar! 444 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,635 What are you doing here, boy? 445 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:40,105 You, you talked. I understood you. 446 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,274 I must be becoming a lion. 447 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,974 You're not becoming a lion. 448 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,612 The only way you can do that is to see aslan. 449 00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:48,746 Who's aslan? 450 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,383 Very well, walk this way. 451 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:03,095 Is this the boy who's been living in our realm? 452 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,361 Yes. 453 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,698 Are you aslan? 454 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,398 I am. 455 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,699 Well, i'm token. 456 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,204 So, you want to live with the lions, do you? 457 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,639 Yes, umm, great aslan. 458 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,374 I don't fit in anywhere else. 459 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:20,012 And what makes you think you'd fit in with us? 460 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,764 Well, i don't know. 461 00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:23,482 Do you like jokes? 462 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:24,350 What? 463 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:28,253 Jokes, you know, funny, ha ha! 464 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,873 Us lions love jokes. 465 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:33,424 I like jokes a lot. 466 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,061 Hmm, then there may be hope in you yet, 467 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,195 Young apprentice lion. 468 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:41,665 Very well, we will let you stay. 469 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:45,604 If- You can pull this thorn from my paw. 470 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,809 Go on, try it, pull my thorn. 471 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,846 Come on, pull my thorn! 472 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,521 So can i stay? 473 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:03,787 You may. 474 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:06,858 But being a lion may be harder than you think. 475 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,478 A million millionaires are gathering their ranks 476 00:17:09,513 --> 00:17:12,064 And will be marching on the town square tonight 477 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,799 In south park to petition the end 478 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,402 Of separate bars, bus seating and restaurants. 479 00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:18,137 It looks like it will be a great turnout 480 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:19,872 As some of the millionaires also paid 481 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,908 Several thousand mexicans to march for them. 482 00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:25,511 If they get that petition passed it's all over. 483 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,246 I guess we learned our lesson. 484 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,848 You can't fight rich folk, they're just too powerful. 485 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,017 Now, come on, is that any way to talk? 486 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,283 They won, garrison, 487 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,054 They can't be scared out of town. 488 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,090 No... we just haven't scared them the right way. 489 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,356 Think about it. 490 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,560 What scares rich people more than anything? 491 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,512 Ghosts? 492 00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:44,995 Bingo. 493 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,765 Rich people won't want to live in south park 494 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,500 If they think it's haunted. 495 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,767 Yeah! Yeah! 496 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,320 Everyone get some sheets from home. 497 00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:52,838 If we can't chase the richers out, 498 00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:54,157 We'll spook 'em out! 499 00:17:54,192 --> 00:17:55,441 Yeah! Let's go! 500 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,124 Aslan. 501 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,762 Yes, what is it, young lion apprentice? 502 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,364 I think i'm gonna go home now. 503 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,498 Home? 504 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:24,569 But i thought your friends made fun of you at home. 505 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,571 They do, but i guess i learned something today. 506 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,209 You see, even though kids at south park make fun of me 507 00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:31,961 I still like hanging around them 508 00:18:31,996 --> 00:18:33,705 More than snobby rich kids or lions. 509 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,414 Even though i may be different from them 510 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,600 I still like my old friends best. 511 00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:39,751 It sounds like you've learned much, 512 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,920 Young lion apprentice. 513 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,187 Very well. 514 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,355 But before you go 515 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:48,427 Perhaps you would like a stick of gum? 516 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,561 No thanks. 517 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,163 Go on, it's spearmint. 518 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,465 No, because there's a spring in there. 519 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,235 And if i pull the gum out it's gonna hurt my finger. 520 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,705 Ohh, so you don't want any gum then? 521 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,741 Are you sure? 522 00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:05,344 Go on, try it! 523 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:06,645 Ow. 524 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,416 Oh, that is good stuff! 525 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,055 Jesus, lions suck. 526 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,189 And so it is with great determination 527 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,827 That us decent rich americans have gathered to say 528 00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:23,996 We will be separated no more. 529 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,262 Hooray! Hooray! 530 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,032 This certainly has been an enlightening evening. 531 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,418 And as mayor i accept your petition 532 00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:31,370 And will abolish all separation laws. 533 00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:32,636 Yeah! Yeah! 534 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,805 And i want to assure the nation that is watching 535 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,876 That south park is not a town of prejudice or bigotry. 536 00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,611 Woo... woo... 537 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,797 Boo! 538 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,914 Boo! 539 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,083 Boo! 540 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:46,985 What the? 541 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:48,287 Oh god, no. 542 00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:49,388 Boo! 543 00:19:49,423 --> 00:19:50,420 Haa! 544 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,757 Karl, do you see what i see? 545 00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,023 Yes, martin. 546 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,227 I do believe this town is "hainted". 547 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,493 Boo! 548 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,662 Kids, go find the limo and get in! 549 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,432 You didn't tell me this town was hainted. 550 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,698 I didn't know! 551 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,336 I! Didn't! Know! 552 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,205 It's working. 553 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,541 They're scared to death. 554 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,276 Pack up your things quickly, 555 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,578 We gotta get out of here. 556 00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,711 Boo! 557 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,481 Oh, hey, there's token. 558 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:17,748 Hey, guys. 559 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,084 Dude, we're gonna play football, you wanna play? 560 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,836 You mean... you want me around? 561 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,554 Sure, dude, you're our friend. 562 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,820 Yeah, i know. 563 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,373 But you guys always rip on me for being rich. 564 00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:26,892 Dude, just because we rip on you for being rich 565 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,627 Doesn't mean we don't like you. 566 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,893 Yeah, we're guys, dude. 567 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,230 We find something about all our friends to rip on. 568 00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:32,930 We made fun of you for being rich 569 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,266 Just like we make fun of butters for being wimpy. 570 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,532 They sure do. 571 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,868 Yeah, like we rip on kyle for being a jew. 572 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,135 Right. That's right, huh? 573 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,471 And stan for being in love with wendy. 574 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,339 Yeah, i get it for that. 575 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:41,640 And cartman for being fat. 576 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,472 Uh-Huh. 577 00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,208 And cartman for being stupid. 578 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,411 And cartman for having a whore for a mom. Hey. 579 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,713 And cartman for being a sadistic asshole. 580 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:48,580 Hey, you did me already! 581 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,280 You're right, guys. 582 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,050 For now on, i'm fine with being made fun of for being rich. 583 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,785 Oh, but we're not gonna rip on you for being rich anymore. 584 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,052 You're not? 585 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,605 No, dude, because since you got your feelings so hurt 586 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,123 For being ripped on, now we think you're a pussy. 587 00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,858 Yeah, so now you're a pussy- Pussaholic. 588 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,027 Come on, token, we're gonna play football, you puss. 589 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:03,293 Pussy! 590 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:04,161 Yeah, what a puss. 591 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,896 Yeah, that guy's a pussy. 592 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,533 Wait, i like being ripped on for being rich better! 593 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,234 That was it. 594 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,871 We just saw the last of 'em speeding away in a van. 595 00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:14,172 All right! All right! 596 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,775 They were so scared, i'm sure they'll never be back. 597 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,041 That's great! 598 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,679 Now we can sell all their homes and become millionaires! 599 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,379 What? 600 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,583 But then you had us do all that for nothing. 601 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,849 Don't you see? 602 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:27,185 If you get rich selling these homes 603 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,354 Then there will still be rich people in south park. 604 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,391 Yeah, you'd become what you hate. 605 00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,427 Well yeah, but at least i got rid of all those damn ni- 606 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,632 Captioning made possible by comedy central 607 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,669 Captioned by soundwriters™