1 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,640 This is shop class! 2 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:43,502 My name is Mr. Adler! For the next week, rather than your normal school work, 3 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:45,103 you will be learning how to make things! 4 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,920 Now, does anybody know why you are in shop class?! 5 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,760 Because we had to choose between this and Home Ec and we didn't want to be sissies? 6 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,840 Wrong! You are here, because you are America's future! 7 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,920 You may someday be doctors or lawyers or scientists! 8 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,040 Most of you however will be pumping gas or cutting sheet metal! 9 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,520 And that's why we have shop class! 10 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,880 Now, let me make one thing crystal clear! 11 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,120 I don't like kids that screw around! 12 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,960 You screw around in shop class, 13 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,080 you could loose a hand or an arm! I have a... I have a... 14 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,160 Mr. Adler?! 15 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,480 I was just saying that I want to know who's the biggest troublemaker in your class! 16 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,000 - Tweek is! - No I'm not! 17 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,320 Yeah you are, Tweek! You always get in trouble! 18 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,440 Uh, hello! Excuse me, but Craig is the biggest troublemaker in our class! 19 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,800 That true, Craig? You a troublemaker? - No! 20 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,300 Well, you better not be, because in shop class y... 21 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,920 - Hey! Did you just flip me off?! - No. 22 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,360 - Yes you did! - Told ya! 23 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,640 Dude, shop class sucks! Maybe we should've taken home ec! 24 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,360 No way, dude! Home ec is for girls! 25 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,280 Welcome to Home Ec! 26 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,960 For the next week, you will be learning how to bake, 27 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,960 sew, clean, and make things that are lacey and pretty! 28 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,880 - Yes, Wendy? - I requested to be in shop class, but they sent me here! 29 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,905 That's right, Wendy! You see, 30 00:02:04,906 --> 00:02:07,406 some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers, 31 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,560 but all of you pretty ones won't have to worry about that, 32 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:14,920 because you can marry a nice man, and that's why we have Home Ec! 33 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,840 Wonder why Kenny didn't wanna take shop class! 34 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,000 I don't know! He's such a wus! 35 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,560 Hey! Don't screw around! You screw around too much! 36 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,320 You know, y'guys were totally wrong about Tweek! Craig is way worse than he is! 37 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,160 No he's not, dude! Craig is a wus! 38 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,080 Dude, if Craig and Tweek got in a fight, Craig would kick Tweek's ass! 39 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,440 - You wanna bet? - Yeah, I'll bet! 40 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:39,600 - How much? - Five bucks! 41 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,800 You're on! 42 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:45,560 Hey, Tweek! Dude, Craig chooses you! He wants to fight! - He does?! 43 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,800 Yeah! He's all pissed off at you, so will you fight him? - Why?! 44 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,440 Dude, because you have to stand up for yourself! So will you fight him? 45 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,920 He doesn't look like he wants to fight me! 46 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,600 Craig, can I talk to you real quick? 47 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,640 Eh, just a second! Jus...jus. 48 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,600 I'm not normally want to get involved in this kind of thing, but, 49 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,000 well I was just standing over by Tweek and he called you a big poop eater! - He did?! 50 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,324 Yes! He said you eat poop and it makes your 51 00:03:07,325 --> 00:03:09,925 breath smell like poop and that... well... you like it! 52 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,240 - Why would he say that?! - I don't know, Craig! I don't know! 53 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,320 But, now he's over there telling everybody that you're a poop eater and he chooses you! 54 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,160 - Well, I gotta go over there and...! - No! No, Craig! 55 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,080 Y-you can't fight him here! Mr. Adler will just break it up! 56 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,291 Tell ya what! I'll go tell him that you accept his challenge 57 00:03:21,292 --> 00:03:22,892 and set it up for after school instead! 58 00:03:22,931 --> 00:03:23,682 Okay! 59 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,120 - There! You see? He just flipped you off! - What a jerk! 60 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,720 - He's really got it out for you, dude! - Why! Wha'did I do?! 61 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,960 - So, do you agree to fight him after school? - I guess so! 62 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,360 Super! See ya there! 63 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,360 Catch me, Richard! 64 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,440 I'm so in love with you, Richard! 65 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,480 I made you some cookies, Richard! 66 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,880 Merry Christmas, Richard! 67 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,160 Oh, Richard! Say we will be this happy forever! 68 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,800 Oh, why?! Why?! 69 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,560 Mr. Adler! Mr. Adler! 70 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,720 S-stop screwing around! 71 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,080 The bell rang! Can we go? 72 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:21,240 - Whoa! Uh well, sure! Uh, class dismissed! - C'mon, you guys! 73 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,360 This is gonna be sweet, dude! 74 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,440 You guys are so wrong about Tweek! He's gonna get his ass kicked! - We'll see! 75 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,600 - Why don't we just raise our bets to TEN dollars?! - You're on, fatass! 76 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,200 Well, well, well! Look who's here! Our little home economics friend, Kenny! 77 00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:36,199 Hi, you guys! What's going on? 78 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,280 - How come you wanna take home ec, Kenny?! - Yeah! That's not cool, dude! 79 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,440 Bye, Kenny! See ya tomorrow! 80 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,240 Hey, what's going on?! 81 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,040 - Tweak and Craig are gonna fight! - Really?! Cool! 82 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,240 It's funny, 'cause Tweek and Craig both went home about fifteen minutes ago! 83 00:04:50,251 --> 00:04:52,880 What?! - Yeah! They left! - Hell! - Those sons of bitches! 84 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,520 - I guess they don't wanna fight! - They wanna fight! They just don't know it yet! 85 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,320 Wha'd'ya guys want?! 86 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,378 How come you didn't show up to the fight, Tweek?! 87 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:07,009 Craig and I have no reason to fight each other! 88 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,520 - Well, Craig showed up! - He did?! 89 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,760 Yeah! He was standing there waiting for you 90 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,560 and he was all like: "Man! Tweek's a wus!" and we were all like: "No he's not, Craig!" 91 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,229 and he was all like: "Yeah he is! He isn't showing up! 92 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:16,530 He's a wus and he has crooked teeth!". 93 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,040 I don't have crooked teeth! 94 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,160 And then, Craig was all like "Tweek is scared of me! He's a big chicken" 95 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,802 and he started doing an impersonation of you being a chicken. 96 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:25,203 So everybody in the world saw it! 97 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,560 - Everyone in the world?! - Yeah! It was weak! 98 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,800 - I'm not a chicken! - Well, everyone in the world thinks you are! See ya, Tweek! 99 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,320 - Wait! I'll fight! - Tomorrow?! 100 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,920 Craig, what the hell are you doing home?! You're supposed to be out fighting Tweek! 101 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,080 Red Racer's on! - Craig, you can watch Red Racer any day of the week! 102 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,040 I do watch Red Racer every day of the week! 103 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,320 Well, that's fine! I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your mom! 104 00:05:50,471 --> 00:05:51,000 Goddammit! 105 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,520 Oh! I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your guinea pig! 106 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,240 What?! What did he say about Strype?! 107 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,480 Oh, nothing except that you stick it up your ass before you go to bed! 108 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,080 That son of a bitch! I'll kill him! 109 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,920 Yeah, I'd be pissed too! So maybe we should re-schedule the fight for tomorrow! 110 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,320 - After Red Racer! - After Red Racer, of course! 111 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,120 How was school today, son? 112 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,040 That's great! 113 00:06:12,063 --> 00:06:15,320 Dad! If some kid at school wants to fight me, what should I do?! 114 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:19,280 Son, let me tell you a little story about when your mother and I first met! 115 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:23,360 You see, a long time ago, there were a lot of guys who were after your mother! 116 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,200 And she used to be very attractive! 117 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,400 It's true! I was! 118 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,034 When I started courting your mother, 119 00:06:29,035 --> 00:06:32,515 there was this big muscular football player named Quid 120 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:36,640 who didn't take too kindly to me! He wanted your mother all to himself! 121 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:40,440 And so one day, he challenged me to a fight! 122 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,480 - Well! - Well what, honey? 123 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,840 What happened?! 124 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,520 - I don't know! He moved away or something! - Yes, I think that's right! 125 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,280 You guys never help me! 126 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,720 Your stories never go anywhere! I hate it! I want out! I want out! 127 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,480 Dad! I'm supposed to get in a fight tomorrow! 128 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,620 - With who? - Some kid! - Oh! 129 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,600 - Don't just "Oh!" him, Thomas! - Don't just "Oh!" me! 130 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,240 I'll "Oh!" whoever I want! 131 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,800 Well, that was fun, Pearl! Se ya later! 132 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,440 - Richard, aren't you going to invite me in? - Why? 133 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:26,400 Well, I thought maybe you would at least attempt to make love to me tonight! 134 00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:30,120 I can't! I-I left the oven on! 135 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,280 Oh, Richard! Why can't you open your heart to me? Why?! 136 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,400 Because I can't! Oh, I know! I have genetal warts! 137 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,040 - We'll use plastic wrap! - Nope! Sorry! Maybe some other time! 138 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,800 Swing me, Richard! Swing me higher! 139 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,280 I wanna touch the sky, Richard! 140 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,520 Richard, I'm here! Just now! 141 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,440 Oh, Richard, it's beautiful! Yes! 142 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,280 But you have to come see me glide tomorrow, Richard! 143 00:08:08,281 --> 00:08:10,381 I have a surprise for you. 144 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:14,440 Don't worry, Richard! I'm a pilot! It's what I do! 145 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,440 Oh, now! What am I gonna do! 146 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,440 Okay! So, just to set the records straight here, 147 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,520 the fight will be happening out by the tetherball pole at 3:30. 148 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,200 Tweek just weighed in at 48 pounds, Craig at 45! 149 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,000 Uh, how long do you expect the fight to last? 150 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,000 However long Craig wants it to last! 151 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,480 Ma-Make no mistake! Craig has been ready for this fight since day one! 152 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,040 He doesn't even view it as a challenge! 153 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,200 He'll view it as a challenge when he's getting his ass kicked! 154 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,260 Huh, did you hear that? It sounds like diarreah 155 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:57,600 comming out of someone's mouth or something! - Shut up, fatass! 156 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,520 Don't call me fat, you son of a bitch! 157 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,320 Wow! Tweek and Craig really hate each other, huh! This will be a good fight. 158 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,360 On your first day, look at the man's shoes! 159 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,240 Sometimes you can tell how much money a man has just by his shoes! 160 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,991 When he takes you out to dinner, 161 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,192 try to sneak a peek at his wallet while he pays for you. 162 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,880 If he only has one credit card, beware! 163 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,480 It means he doesn't spend a lot, and worse yet, it could be a debit card! 164 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,760 If he has more than four credit cards, that's a little fishy! 165 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:36,140 The perfect number of credit cards for a man to have is two! Yes, Bebe! 166 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,685 What if we meet a guy who wants to be a doctor or lawyer, 167 00:09:38,686 --> 00:09:40,386 but is still getting his degree? 168 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,520 Dump that zero and get yourself a hero! 169 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,200 He could be earning that degree all his life 170 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,020 while you starve to death with two dying babies sucking at your teats! 171 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,596 When I have you guys' ten bucks, 172 00:09:54,597 --> 00:09:56,997 I'm gonna use it to buy the sweetest big-screen TV in the world! 173 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,840 That's more than ten bucks, you stupid fatass! 174 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,360 Well, if I get ten bucks from each of you, 175 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,480 that's like two thousand dollars! - Hey! Quit screwing around back there! 176 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,640 You're horsing! 177 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,880 Swing me, Richard! Swing me higher! 178 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,252 Richard, I'm here! 179 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,840 Oh, Richard, It's beautiful! Yes! 180 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,120 But you have to come see me glide tomo- rrow, Richard! I have a surprise for you. 181 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,480 Don't worry, Richard! I'm a pilot! 182 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,320 It's all for you. 183 00:10:44,971 --> 00:10:48,080 - Mr. Adler! MR. ADLER! - Huh?! Uh, what! 184 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,840 Tommy stuck his face in the belt sander! 185 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,000 The belt sander?! 186 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,320 Tommy, I told you not to screw around with the belt sander! didn't I?! 187 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,880 Well, go on! Go see the nurse! She'll give you some peroxide! 188 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,120 What's that?! 189 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,520 Huh?! Oh, this is a woman that I knew a long time ago! 190 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,640 What?! She died or something?! 191 00:11:06,894 --> 00:11:09,860 What!? Hey! Go on! You're screwing around in here! 192 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,480 Oh, boy! Here we go! 193 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,400 - What's happening?! - Tweek's gonna fight Craig! - Oh, cool! 194 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,000 Stay pissed, Tweek! Stay Pissed! 195 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,240 Alright! Here we go! 196 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,920 Time for you to get proven wrong, fatboy! 197 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,921 You're gonna be eating those words, asshole! 198 00:11:26,922 --> 00:11:28,922 No, I won't, becasue you'd eat them first, tubby! 199 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,160 Well?! 200 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,000 Come on! 201 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,720 Yeah! If you're gonna do it, do it! 202 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:37,920 Wha'do we do? 203 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,440 Wha'do you mean, wha'do you do? Just fight each other! 204 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,440 - How?! - How?! 205 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,520 - I've never been in a fight before! - Me neither! 206 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,120 Aw, dude! Come on! 207 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,120 You just hit each other! Smack each other around! 208 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,240 - Ah! Well, not like that! - Like what, then! 209 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:52,969 Alright, alright! 210 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:56,320 Screw this! We have to postpone the fight so Tweek and Craig can learn how to fight! 211 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,000 - All that build-up for nothing! - Yeah, Christ! I could've been home by now! 212 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,440 Alright, Tweek! We'll teach you how to fight, and Cartman, you teach Craig! 213 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,200 Well, I don't think that's very fair! If I teach Craig, he's gonna really kill Tweek! 214 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,200 Oh, yeah?! Well, I'm gonna have my Uncle Jimbo teach Tweek how to box! 215 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,360 Boxing's scary y'guys! I'm gonna have Craig learn martial arts! 216 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,880 - Fine! We'll see you back here tommorrow! - Fine! 217 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,080 Fine! That's fine! 218 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:17,920 Alrighty, Tweek! 219 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,920 My little nephew Stanley has asked me to teach you the fine points of boxing! 220 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:26,400 You're in luck! Ned here used to be the state champion until a granade blew his arm off! 221 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,960 Mmmmm...I can still kick ass! 222 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,560 Now, Tweek! Boxing is a man's sport! 223 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,280 There's nothing in the world more man than Boxing. 224 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,520 It is man at his most man! 225 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:40,200 So when you spar with Ned here, just dig deep into that most man part of you! 226 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,480 Well, enough of the lectures! Let's get to boxing! 227 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,280 What'chyou got, beeatch? 228 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,360 Keep your guard up, Tweek! 229 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,760 C'mon, Tweek! He's only got one arm! 230 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,120 Alright! Looks like we'll have to apply the Offendheimer Technique for Tweek here! 231 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,040 Mmmm... What'chyou got, beeatch? 232 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,520 Punch him in the balls, Tweek! 233 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,120 Atta boy! 234 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,000 Now, quick! Hit him again while he's down! 235 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,120 Good! Now, kick his balls! 236 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,240 There! See?! You got him coughing up blood! 237 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,480 Now, that's boxing! 238 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:24,600 Your friend has brought you to learn the ancient art of Sumo! 239 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,800 You must learn dicipline and respect! 240 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:33,160 In Sumo, your body must be like a stone, and your mind like meatloaf! 241 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,520 The object is simply to push opponent out of circle! 242 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,440 - Is opponent ready?! - I'm ready! 243 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,320 God! I like this hair thing! This is cool! 244 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,240 Let us begin! 245 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,720 Ready!? And begin! 246 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,520 Respect my authoritah! 247 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,360 Body like stone! Mind like meatloaf! 248 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,920 Oh! C'mon, you! 249 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,920 Oh, Jesus! I can't take it! 250 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,320 Fight back! Resist the ass! 251 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,240 - How can I resist it?! Ass so great! - It is only an ass! 252 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,520 You must overcome the ass with your mind! 253 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,960 This ass is not like any I've encountered, master! 254 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,040 I win! 255 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,819 There is indeed great power in your ass, Eric! 256 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:15,120 Perhaps you should concider Sumo as a profession! 257 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,040 Hey, maybe! 258 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,160 No! No! Make it stop! 259 00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:26,160 Oh, Richard! Say we'll be this happy forever! 260 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,440 But you have to come see me glide tomo- rrow, Richard! I have a surprise for you. 261 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,000 Don't worry, Richard! I'm a pilot! 262 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,800 Watch me, Richard! 263 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,600 Ani jsem jí neřekl sbohem. 264 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,480 Oh, no! Now what do I do! 265 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,800 Okay! That was very good, class! Now, let's try this one together! 266 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,520 "Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?" 267 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,600 "Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?" 268 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,480 Alright! Now, let's try this one together! 269 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,200 "Lisa Smith's husband just bought HER a new car!" 270 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,760 "Lisa Smith's husband just bought HER a new car!" 271 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,000 Good! Bebe, why don't you try this one! 272 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,640 "I think a trip to Hawaii would really improve our sex life!" 273 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,240 "I think a trip to Hawaii would really improve our sex life!" 274 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,200 Outstanding! Now, Kenny! 275 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,360 How 'bout you try?! 276 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,640 "I can't make love to you until we get a king-size bed!" 277 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:47,160 Okay! Kenny, could I talk to you over here real quick? 278 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,246 Kenny, I don't quite know how to tell you this, 279 00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:55,647 but I'm not sure Home Economics is right for you! - No! 280 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,760 Well, your cooking is unsatisfactory, your sewing skills are below average, 281 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,908 and frankly, I don't think the odds of you marrying 282 00:16:02,909 --> 00:16:07,009 a nice rich man in the future are very... well... good! - They're not?! 283 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:11,700 No! I think you should concider transferring to shop class! - Shop Class?! 284 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,360 Now, now! Very few students are severely injured in shop class! 285 00:16:20,361 --> 00:16:22,161 I DON'T WANNA GO TO SHOP CLASS!!! 286 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,760 C'mon! It's time for the fight! 287 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,360 Fight?! Oh, no, no, no! Girls! 288 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,080 Haven't I taught you anything?! 289 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,920 Okay! The time has finally come! 290 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,720 Programs! Get your programs here! Programs! 291 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,240 Remember, Tweek! Punch hard, punch low! 292 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,240 This is when you gotta get mean, Tweek! 293 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,280 Mean! Aah! 294 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:49,140 The spirit of the dragon is in your hand! Hersherdeshurta. Hurlonghurta. 295 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,280 - Alright? - Okay! 296 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,400 Now, listen to me! Herterdeterter! 297 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,340 Alright! I'm seriously! Herpangdepongtonqwa! 298 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,520 Y'ready, Tweek?! Y'ready, Craig?! Let's get it on! 299 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,840 Respect my authority! 300 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,520 C'mon, Tweek! 301 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,440 C'mon, Craig! 302 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,520 To whom it may concern. 303 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,760 I can no longer live without her! 304 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,920 I could not say goodbye to her, and so now I must say goodbye to all of you! 305 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,320 For I am all out of nicotine gum! 306 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,520 Sincerely yours, 307 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,040 Richard Adler. Shop Class. 308 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,360 P.S. Don't screw around! 309 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,960 You all screw around too much! 310 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,520 Goodbye, cruel world! 311 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,080 Jesus Christ! What was I thinking?! 312 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,480 That would've hurt like hell! 313 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,120 Kick Ass! 314 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,560 Go, Tweek! Kick his ass! 315 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,000 C'mon, Tweek! You got him! 316 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,920 - Whoa, Tweek! Did you hear that?! - What?! 317 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,400 Craig just called you a boner! 318 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,800 We just have to keep thowing gas in the fire! 319 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,800 Hey! This shop class?! - What?! Who are you?! 320 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,560 "Kenny McCormic has been transferred from Home Ec to Shop Class." 321 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:33,240 Well, alright! Get some safety goggles and making a corner with the jigsaw over there! 322 00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:52,440 - What the...! - There they are! 323 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,080 Hey! What's going on?! 324 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,640 Tweek and Craig are fighting! We're just watching! 325 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,600 - Well, why the hell don't you stop them?! - He has ten bucks riding on it! 326 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,200 Don't screwing around! 327 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,080 Stop screwing around! 328 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,440 Hey! You're screwing around too much! 329 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,760 - Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! - You Bastards! 330 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,320 Oh, don't just stand there! Call an ambulance! 331 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,920 You see?! You see what happens when you screw around in shop class?! 332 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,600 What?! What's that, son?! 333 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,840 No! No! Please don't go! I need you! I can't live without you! 334 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,920 Richard! You have to move on! I want you to be happy! 335 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,280 But, I can't! I never got to say goodbye! 336 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,760 Then say it now, Richard! 337 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,200 Goodbye? 338 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,771 - There! Now do you feel better? - No. 339 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:56,280 Of course, you don't! Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything! 340 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,960 It's the time we spent together that really matters, not how we left it! 341 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,480 You...You're right! You're right! 342 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,880 Richard, this is Grandma! 343 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,480 Grandma? Hi, Gram! 344 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,000 You never said goodbye to me either! 345 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,080 Hey, Richie! Remember me?! 346 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,160 Uncle Corey! Wow! You're all alive again! 347 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,200 No, we're dead! 348 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,520 I love you, Richard! See you soon! 349 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,640 Thank you! Thank you for freeing me! I feel like now I can move on! 350 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,360 Baby, I feel so much better! I feel so alive! Thank you, Baby! Thank you! 351 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,760 Dude! this is pretty fucked up right here! 352 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,440 Hi! We're here to visit our good friends, Tweek and Craig! 353 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,840 Oh! Well I suppose a quick visit is okay! Maybe you kids can cheer them up! 354 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,520 Hey, guys! How're you feeling? 355 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,960 Well uh, we just came by because we had something to tell you! 356 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,920 Yeah! See, we got you to fight just 'cause we wanted to see who was the toughest! 357 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,520 We made up all that stuff we said to get you guys mad at each other! 358 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,560 Yes! You can flip us off, Craig! We deserve that! 359 00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:59,161 We just came came by to apologize! We feel so bad! 360 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,160 Boy, do we ever! 361 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,648 So I guess we'll be going now! 362 00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:06,349 And we'll just live with the knowledge that you're both kinda sissies! 363 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,640 - Well, I mean, that's what was on the news. - What was on the new?! 364 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,992 Oh! You didn't see it! Oh! 365 00:21:09,993 --> 00:21:12,993 Tweek's family was on the news saying what a wus you are, Craig! 366 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,315 Yeah! And then Craig's family came on and said Tweek was the wus! 367 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,916 And he punched Tweek's Mom in the hooters! 368 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,440 - You son of a bitch! - I'm gonna kick your ass! 369 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,720 - C'mon, Tweek! You got him! - Hibosukitai! Hibosukitun! Hurishurtung!