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# I'm going down to South Park #

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# Gonna have myself a time #

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# Friendly faces everywhere #

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# Humble folks
without temptation #

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# Going down to South Park #

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# Gonna leave my woes behind #

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# Ample parking day or night #

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# People spouting
"howdy neighbor" #

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# Headed on up to South Park #

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# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

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# [muffled] #

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# So come on down
to South Park #

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# And meet some
friends of mine #

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He's gonna be here
any minute, Ike.

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Oh, no.
Poopie.

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He might not come

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if you're too close
to the toilet bowl, Ike.

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Come sit by me.

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It's getting late, boys,

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why don't you come on up to bed?

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Just let us stay up
a little longer, Mom,

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Mr. Hankey's got to show up.
He always does.

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Alright, bubbie.

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Oh, and, boys, Happy Hanukkah.

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Happy Hanukkah, Mom.

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["Silent Night" instrumental]

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[babbles]

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Whee, whee.

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Go away!

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[gasps]

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[phone rings]

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[mumbles]

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Stan, go get the other guys

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and tell them to meet me
at the bus stop in ten minutes.

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[mumbles]

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Okay, good, you're all here.

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What's this all about, Kyle?

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It's Mr. Hankey.
He hasn't shown up yet!

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Oh, Jesus Christ,
I'm going back to bed.

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It's only three days
until Christmas, you guys.

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You know how bad things
have been around here.

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I think it might be because
Mr. Hankey hasn't come.

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Kyle, I have a full day
of watching TV tomorrow.

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I don't have time to go
on a poo hunt right now, okay?

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If you guys want there
to be a Christmas,

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you better come help me.

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[sneezes]

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Dude, you sneezed on my back!

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Oh, sorry, you might
get some germs

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while you're walking around
in human feces.

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Hey, look!

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Hello?

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Howww-dy ho!

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Mr. Hankey!
Oh, we were so worried.

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I was waiting up for you,

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and you didn't come
so I thought that...

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Oh, no, I'm fine, Kyle.

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But where have you been?

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Things aren't the same
without you.

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Nobody seems to have
the Christmas spirit.

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Oh, I know, Kyle.

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I've just been awful busy
with my family.

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Honey!

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Family?

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Boys, I want you to meet
my wife, Autumn.

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Howdy hey, kids.

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Would you like a drink?

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They're too young
to drink, honey.

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Oh, hell, it's Christmas.

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Oh, and you have to meet
the little nuggets too.

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Kids!

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This is our son Cornwallis.

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Howww-dy ho!

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Our daughter Amber.

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Howdy ho!

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And our son Simon.

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[giggles]
Hey!

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Simon's not so smart.

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He was born
with a peanut in his head.

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What's that, Pa?

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Nothin', Simon.

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A family!

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So that's why you haven't been
able to spread Christmas cheer.

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It sure has been tough.

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Nobody seems that into
Christmas up there.

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I know, it's like it
doesn't matter anymore.

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My mom's barely bought me
any presents so far.

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Well, don't worry kids.

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I'm sending the nuggets
up tomorrow

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to spread Christmas cheer.

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And if you want,
you can help them.

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Sure we'll help!
Anything for more presents!

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[hiccups] Whoo-hoo!
It's a Christmas party!

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Hey, you boys.

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You boys want to bet me
I won't take off my clothes?

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Honey, please,
you're... you're drunk, okay.

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But it's Christmas, baby!

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Honey, can we go inside
for a second?

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Now, when people come over...

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[yelling, smashing]

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[yelling continues]

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[yelling stops abruptly]

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Well, it's decided, kids,

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tomorrow we're gonna bring back
the spirit of Christmas!

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[humming "Good King Wenceslas"]

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Ho, ho, ho!

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Merry Christmas, you guys.

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Only three
shopping days until...

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God damn it!

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Hey, Merry Christmas, asshole!

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Nobody's paying any attention.

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Look out!

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Ew, I almost stepped in it!

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Well, it was
a good effort, boys,

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but I'm gonna have to
close shop.

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Nobody's buying anything,
and I can't afford

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to keep this furnace runnin'.

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Oh, and, boys, there's
some crap on the sidewalk there.

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Watch out.

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Not one toy.

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I guess this year everyone's
content to celebrate

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with candles and love.

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[sobbing]

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This is hopeless.

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We're just gonna have to face
that the commercialism

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has been sucked
out of Christmas.

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And in other news tonight,
it appears that everyone

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is officially sick of Christmas.

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In an S.P.C. Poll,

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38% said they were fed up
and tired of the holiday.

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5% said they were
indifferent to it.

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And a whopping 57%

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said they would kick Bon Jovi
square in the balls

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if given the opportunity.

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Well, I think people

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are just fed up with
the crowded shopping

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and the credit card bills.

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I think that the holiday
just has become a joke.

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You know,
it's just that a lot of people

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don't really believe in
the whole "Jesus" thing anymore.

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You know?
So what's to celebrate?

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Oh, yeah,
right in the balls, man,

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right square in the balls.

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Well, the holiday spirit
may be gone from South Park,

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but at least our faith
in each other remains strong.

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[whispering]

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Oh, really?

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Dude, change the channel.
This is too depressing.

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Good grief, we need
a Christmas tree for our play.

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Oh, Jesus, not this thing again.

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How come everyone in cartoons
has such big heads?

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Alright, everyone, we've got
to get on with our play.

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Jesus, this sucks!

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All they keep doing
is dancing around.

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Yeah, this thing really
falls apart in the second act.

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And why is it... that on
"Charlie Brown" cartoons...

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Everyone talks...
Like this?

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My mom could make a better
Christmas special than this.

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Hey, that's it!

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Oh, my God.
That's totally it!

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It's so simple.
What, dude?

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We can get everyone back
into the Christmas spirit

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by making our very own
animated Christmas special

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and showing it
to everybody in town.

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We don't know anything
about animation.

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How hard can it be?
Look at it?

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Hey, yeah!

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We can make a little animated
Santa Claus and Jesus.

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And it can star us instead of
these little round-headed guys.

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Hell yeah, awesome!

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Yeah, and we can call it...
"The Spirit of Christmas."

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Oh, this is terrible, Johnson.

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Our whole town's economy
is going right in the toilet.

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We've got to get everybody
back in the Christmas spirit.

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Mayor, some adorable children
are here to see you.

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[groans]
Send them in.

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Mayor, we have
the solution to your problem.

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You do?

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We're gonna make

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a short animated Christmas card
that everyone can watch

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and play it on the screen
at the old drive-in.

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It'll have everything...
Jesus, Santa.

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And when people see it,

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they'll just have to
get in the spirit.

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All we need is
$300 for our budget.

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An animated Christmas card!

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Kids, that just might be

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the dumbest idea
I've ever heard, ever!

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All: Aw.

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But at this point
I'm willing to try anything.

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Johnson, cut 'em
a check for $300.

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All: Alright!

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You guys go tell Butters
to start making the cutouts.

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I'm gonna go tell Mr. Hankey
the good news.

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[yelling, banging]
You put the vase down!

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Put that vase down!
That's an expensive vase!

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Don't you throw that vase!

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[glass shatters]

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Uh, Mr. Hankey!

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Oh, Kyle,
howww-dy ho!

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We got the money,
Mr. Hankey,

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we're gonna make our
animated Christmas card.

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Oh, that's swell!
Kids, Christmas is back on!

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We got to all go get that
old drive-in working again.

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All: Okay!

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That's not the only thing
we got to get working again,

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if you know what I mean.

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Why... why do you...
Why do you have to

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say things like that
in front of people?

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Well, I got to go
start our animation.

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We've only got two days!

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Good luck, Kyle,

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and we'll have
that projector working.

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Don't you worry!

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[sniffling]
What's the matter, Cornwallis?

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Alright, Butters,
let's see what you've got.

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Oh, well, okay.

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Now, don't expect too much
with the budget you gave me.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just let us see 'em.

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Well, alright.

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Here's a little
construction paper Santa Claus.

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"Ho, ho, ho there, kids.

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Would you like some
toys and stuff?"

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Ah, and, uh,
here's a little Jesus.

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"Hey there, Santa, I'm the light
and the way and stuff."

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"Oh, okay, that's good,
I suppose."

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And here's the cutout versions
of you guys.

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All: Whoa.

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[chuckles]
Look, he made Stan all fat.

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That's not me. That's you!
What?

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They kind of look like us.

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I mean, Stan's got blue eyes,
and I've got a sharper nose,

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but I mean,
they kind of look like us.

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I am not that Goddamn fat!
Good job, Butters.

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Oh, uh, hey, I made a little
cutout version of me too,

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in case you need it
for your animated film.

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No, that's okay.
See ya!

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Oh, alright, alright then.

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[door closes]

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"Oh, hey there, good-looking,
what's your name?"

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"Ah, Butters, ma'am."

242
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,891
"Oh, Butters, would you like
to slap my titties around?"

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"Whoa, well, ah...

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no, thanks, ma'am,
I'll get in trouble again."

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Cornwallis, we've got to go
fix up the drive-in.

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I don't want to, Dad.
I'm too sad.

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Hey, it's alright, Cornwallis.

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Those boys' animated movie

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will bring back
the spirit of Christmas.

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It's not that, father, it's...

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I don't feel like I'm
really a part of Christmas.

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But, son, you're a Hankey.
We love Christmas.

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Come on, it's time
to sit around the tree!

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We're having a talk, honey.

255
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,506
God damn it, it's Christmas,

256
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,717
and we're gonna be a happy
family around the tree.

257
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,218
Autumn, you're drunk, alright?

258
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,386
Now, just go help
the other kids.

259
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,305
They can't get
their stockings up.

260
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,349
That's not the only thing
that can't get up around here.

261
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,727
Now, come on, son.
Don't be so down.

262
00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,312
Why?
We're just pieces of crap.

263
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,563
Christmas isn't for us.

264
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,481
Christmas is about feeling good.

265
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,025
That's for everybody!

266
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,610
I see the nativity...

267
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,486
There's angels, shepherds,
and sheep, but no poo.

268
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,530
All the Christmas movies...
Santa, elves, reindeer...

269
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,449
No poo.
I'm not a part of it.

270
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,451
No, you're not
a part of it, Cornwallis.

271
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,620
You're all of it.
Don't you see?

272
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:20,829
I'm nothing but crap.

273
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,664
But crap is everything.

274
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,418
# Everything that lives on earth
poos in some way #

275
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,253
# And that's how
the cycle happens #

276
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,422
# Each and every day #

277
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,257
# Just look at
the green, green grass #

278
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,843
# And the birds up in the sky #

279
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,348
# It's all here because of poo
and now I'll tell you why #

280
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,516
# Grass is eaten by the cattle #

281
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,727
# Which is eaten
by women and men #

282
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:47,648
# It fuses with their bodies
and becomes poo again #

283
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,524
# And that poo goes
through the sewer #

284
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,652
# Where it's dumped
into the sea #

285
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,737
# And it's eaten
by the plankton #

286
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,907
# That becomes
the fishes' meal #

287
00:10:57,032 --> 00:11:01,161
# And then that bigger fish
with the poo still inside #

288
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:05,040
# Swims up near the shore
and gets eaten alive #

289
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:09,169
# By a grizzly bear that poos
on a dead piece of sand #

290
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:14,925
# So it can spring to life
and become food for the land #

291
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,094
# It's the poo of the antelope #

292
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,262
# The poo of the giraffe #

293
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,473
# That falls onto the earth #

294
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,392
# And becomes
the blades of grass #

295
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,394
# The grass is eaten
by the cattle #

296
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,562
# Which comes out
the other end #

297
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:33,068
# To make poo for the humans
and start all over again #

298
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,778
You see, son,

299
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,196
you're not an insignificant
part of life.

300
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,989
You are life.

301
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,366
But how can I be that giraffe

302
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,118
and blade of grass and a human?

303
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,911
I don't control what they do.

304
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,414
Just like your heart beats
without you thinking about it,

305
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,458
so, too, your giraffes
and your humans do what they do

306
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,669
without you even
thinking about it.

307
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,548
But it is all one life form,
it is all... you.

308
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,883
I think I see now.

309
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,344
[deep, resonant voice]
# I'm the poo of the antelope #

310
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,388
# That flows onto the ground #

311
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,597
# Becomes the grass
of tomorrow #

312
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,849
# Yeah #

313
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,600
# Which the grazers
turn around #

314
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:09,354
# So I'm the leg of a leopard
and the wings of the hen #

315
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,398
Both: # Which becomes
dinner for the humans #

316
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,234
# And turns back to poo again #

317
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,652
# Mm-hmm #

318
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,654
Both: # That's the cycle #

319
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,824
# The cycle of poo #

320
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,287
Okay, here's the script.

321
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,122
But it doesn't have an ending.
No ending?

322
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,623
Well, we can't animate until
we have our voices recorded,

323
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,875
so we better just record
what we have

324
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,126
and figure out the ending later.

325
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,836
Okay, talk directly
into the mic.

326
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,296
And don't hit any hard "p's".
What's a hard "p"?

327
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,630
You know, first thing
in the morning

328
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:36,757
when it just won't come out?

329
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,300
Oh, yeah.

330
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,010
Um, okay,
sound is speeding and...

331
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,928
All: # We wish you
a Merry Christmas #

332
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,264
Hold on.

333
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,182
[feedback buzzes]

334
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,183
[all screaming]

335
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,478
Ah, hmm, okay, and...

336
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,313
All: # We wish you
a Merry Christmas #

337
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,773
# We wish
you a Merry Christmas #

338
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,566
Hey, wait a minute!
What?

339
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,817
Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?

340
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,402
Well, yes, I think so.

341
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,613
Dude, Jewish people
don't celebrate Christmas.

342
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,490
You're supposed to sing
Hanukkah songs.

343
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,116
[upbeat piano music]

344
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,410
# Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay #

345
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,620
# Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel #

346
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,121
[chuckles]
Hanukkah sucks.

347
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,581
Don't you oppress me, fat boy!

348
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,291
Don't call me fat, butt fucker!

349
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,960
Then don't belittle my people,
you fucking fat-ass!

350
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,504
Guys, knock it off,
we have to record this.

351
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339
[laughing]
Dude, that was awesome.

352
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,090
What's awesome?
The script, it's sweet.

353
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,134
That's not in the script.
They do this all the time.

354
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,928
Well, it should be
in the script.

355
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,554
All that, "you're fat"
and "you're a Jew" and stuff.

356
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,388
It's great.

357
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,727
Check it out, dude.

358
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,937
The camera shoots
one frame at a time.

359
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,939
So all we got to do
is put the right mouth on,

360
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,232
according to what syllable

361
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,399
they're pronouncing
at that frame.

362
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:37,734
Easy.
Yeah.

363
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,069
So what's the first syllable?

364
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,112
Ah, "w", we wish you
a Merry Christmas.

365
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,490
Okay, so we put little "woo"
mouths on all our heads.

366
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,991
And then we shoot that
for one frame.

367
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,535
Okay.

368
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,245
[camera clicks]
One.

369
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,247
That's 1/24th of a second
of our movie already shot.

370
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,706
Kick-ass!
Now the next mouth.

371
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,834
Ah, "e", we wish you
a Merry Christmas.

372
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,168
Okay.
Where are the "e" mouths?

373
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:55,919
"E" mouths...

374
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,881
Okay, "woo" mouths again.

375
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,633
One, two.

376
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,968
So how much done is that?

377
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,096
"We wish you a Merry."
Ah, Jesus Christ.

378
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,765
These kids better make a good
Christmas movie, Johnson.

379
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,809
If people in this town
don't start shopping again,

380
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,769
we're all gonna be
out of jobs next year!

381
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,938
This place is pretty rundown.

382
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,857
It's alright.
We've got a cleanup crew coming.

383
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,025
Howww-dy ho!

384
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,610
Down here!

385
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,988
Ahh!
Oh, Mr. Hankey, it's you.

386
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,364
How wonderful.

387
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,782
My family and I are here

388
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,285
to get the drive-in ready
for the big movie!

389
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,870
Perfect.

390
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,789
Hi there,
Mr. Important Political Person.

391
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,000
You want to bet me
I won't take off my clothes

392
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,085
and run naked through
this parking lot?

393
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,795
Honey, please don't start.

394
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,171
I didn't start it!

395
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,715
He was looking at my breasts.

396
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,133
They're not real, you know.

397
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,218
Don't you say that!
Oh, big secret.

398
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,095
Everyone can tell
they're made of "silicorn."

399
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,931
Ah, we'll just leave you
to your cleanup.

400
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,641
Okay!

401
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,436
Boy, oh, boy, this place
sure needs a lot of work.

402
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,562
We can fix it up, dad.

403
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,856
Oh, look, a homeless person.

404
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,942
Oh, he looks sad, Papa.

405
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:03,945
There, that's better.

406
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,405
Good job, Amber.

407
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,782
Now this place is starting
to look Christmassy.

408
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,456
Okay, okay,
this shot is finally set up.

409
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,166
Now shoot the "oh" mouth
for two frames.

410
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,542
Ah-choo!

411
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,877
Agh!
Cartman!

412
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,795
Well, I'm sorry, I have a cold.

413
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,048
That took us half an hour
to set up, fat-ass!

414
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,926
Alright, you know what?
I have been here too long!

415
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,469
I'm sick of making
this stupid cartoon,

416
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,137
and we're never gonna
finish it anyways!

417
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,098
Screw you, guys...
I'm going home.

418
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,391
Fine, we'll do it without you.

419
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,809
We can't do it
without him, Kyle,

420
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:35,977
we've already
animated him in it.

421
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:36,978
We'll dub his voice over.

422
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,480
Kyle, it's hopeless.

423
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,273
We've only got 20 seconds
of animation done.

424
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,025
We still have Jesus'
and Santa's voices to record.

425
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,610
And we don't even have
a third act.

426
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,445
Dude, it would take a miracle
to finish this thing.

427
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,614
Now, don't go saying that.
There's always hope.

428
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,449
Miracles happen
most every day...

429
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,451
# To people like you and me #

430
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,787
# But don't expect a miracle #

431
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,958
# Unless you help
make it to be #

432
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,709
# You hope and I'll hurry #

433
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,711
# You pray and I'll plan #

434
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,630
# We'll do what's necessary #

435
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,883
# 'Cause even a miracle
needs a hand #

436
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,385
# You love # # We love #

437
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,761
# And I'll labor #
# Tra, la, la #

438
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,512
# You sit # # We sit #

439
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,138
# And I'll stand #

440
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,515
# Get help
from our next-door neighbor #

441
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,477
# 'Cause even a miracle
needs a hand #

442
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,937
You can do Cartman's
voice, can't you?

443
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,271
[normal voice]
Uh, I'm so fat.

444
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,690
No, you got to sound fatter.

445
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,274
[mimics Cartman]
Hey, you guys, seriously.

446
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,985
I'm so fat,
help me out over here.

447
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,236
Cool, now let's try the script.

448
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,071
Rolling.

449
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,823
I don't know what to do, dude,
who should we help?

450
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,449
[mimics Cartman]
I say we help Santa Claus.

451
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,785
Oh, you're just saying that
because he brings you candy.

452
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,789
Hey, I don't need to take that
kind of shit from a Jew!

453
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,165
# You wish # # We wish #

454
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,625
# And I'll whittle #
# Tra, la, la #

455
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,793
# You sit # # We sit #

456
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,044
# And I'll stand #

457
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,254
# Let's all try to
help a little #

458
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,046
# 'Cause even a miracle... #

459
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,010
It's okay, we'll just have
his character die in the film.

460
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:55,724
Both: # Even a miracle
needs a hand #

461
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,354
Citizens of South Park,

462
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,399
the Colorado Film Commission
is pleased to present to you

463
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,361
a work by some of our
very own South Park children.

464
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,779
Thank you, thank you.
Cartman!

465
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:10,905
What the hell
are you doing here?

466
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,157
You quit.

467
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,533
What are you
talking about "quit"?

468
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,035
Puh...
I don't remember that.

469
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,953
We know that after you see
this darling short film,

470
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,997
you will all feel
the mighty glow

471
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,124
of the Christmas spirit
once again.

472
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,125
Boys?

473
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,209
Okay, Mr. Hankey.

474
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,420
Okay!

475
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,383
All: # We wish you
a Merry Christmas #

476
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,469
# We wish you a Merry
Christmas #

477
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,304
# We wish you
a Merry Christmas #

478
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,181
Hey, wait a minute.
What?

479
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,266
Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
Yeah, I think so.

480
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,018
Dude, Jewish people
don't celebrate Christmas.

481
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,394
What?

482
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,104
You're supposed
to sing Hanukkah songs.

483
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,814
# Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel #

484
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,941
[film warping]

485
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,327
Ooh, pretty!

486
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,037
Well, that's Christmas for ya.

487
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,622
Uh, just hang on, folks,

488
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,416
we seem to be having some
technical difficulties.

489
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,585
Stupid.

490
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,837
It's completely destroyed.
There's nothing I can do!

491
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,464
All that hard work.

492
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,466
Well, thanks a lot, kids,
great idea you had there.

493
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,884
Now everyone is more
disenfranchised

494
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:13,968
with Christmas than ever.

495
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,428
We want our 300 bucks back.

496
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,763
But we spent it.

497
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,597
Fine, then we'll sue you.

498
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,183
Johnson.

499
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:24,104
I... Used to
believe in miracles.

500
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,481
All that work.
For nothing.

501
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,566
Boys, I-I'm...
I'm sorry.

502
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,527
Sure, sure,
Mr. Hankey.

503
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,487
I guess we might as well
go home now.

504
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,121
It's my fault, all my fault.

505
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,747
I got everyone's hopes up.

506
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,707
But, Dad,
we can fix the projector.

507
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,167
Oh, it's too late for that, son.

508
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,877
Everyone's gone home.

509
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,587
And I don't know nothin'
about projectors.

510
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,423
I'm just a stupid piece of crap.

511
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,342
Dad, you taught me
an important lesson,

512
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,885
that crap is the cycle
of everything.

513
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,805
Oh, that was
just a stupid song, Cornwallis!

514
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,515
I was just trying to get you
to stop your bitching.

515
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,975
No, it wasn't a stupid song,

516
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,643
because you showed me
that I have the power

517
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,478
and the strength
to do anything I want.

518
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,564
You made me
believe in myself, Dad.

519
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,816
Now I'm asking you
to do the same.

520
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,902
Son...

521
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,363
You're the smartest piece
of crap since Albert Poo-dinger!

522
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,157
Come on!

523
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,952
Isn't this a nice
Christmas, Stanley?

524
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,537
No commercialism and shopping.

525
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,831
Just a nice fire and family.

526
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,583
[farts]
I want to die!

527
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,422
[projector running]

528
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:45,643
They did it!

529
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,978
They got it working!

530
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,813
You have blemished
the meaning of Christmas

531
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,273
for the last time, Kringle.

532
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,317
I bring happiness and love

533
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,402
to children all over the world.

534
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,321
Christmas is
for celebrating my birth.

535
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,448
Christmas is for giving.

536
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,700
[crowd]
Oh... wow.

537
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,452
Mom, they got it working!

538
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,455
What, son, they got your
father's penis working again?

539
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,876
We actually spoke
to the Brian Boitano.

540
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,461
Yeah, and you know,

541
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,213
I think I learned
something today.

542
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,006
It doesn't matter
if you're Christian

543
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,175
or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu...

544
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,636
Christmas still is about
one very important thing.

545
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,512
Yeah, ham.
No, not ham!

546
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,972
[laughing]

547
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,724
Hey, why the hell did you
have me say that?

548
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,351
We can make you say
whatever we wanted.

549
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,186
Christmas is about something
much more important.

550
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,687
What?
Presents.

551
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,314
Ah.
Don't you see, Kyle?

552
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,524
Yeah.
Presents.

553
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,319
Presents...
Presents!

554
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,987
My God, they're right!

555
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,781
Christmas is about presents.

556
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,618
If we all buy presents,
everyone benefits, mkay.

557
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,453
That is the spirit of Christmas:

558
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,829
commercialism.

559
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,082
Because it's what makes
our country work.

560
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,167
They're starting
to understand, Johnson.

561
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,877
They're starting to understand.

562
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,380
We got so caught up in
the little things of Christmas,

563
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,674
like love and family,
that we almost forgot

564
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,301
it's buying things
that makes our economy thrive.

565
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,345
Hey, the shops are still open.

566
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,555
We still have time to shop!

567
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,723
Cool, let's go!

568
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,100
Yeah, let's go!

569
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,691
Whoo!

570
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,858
You did it, Mr. Hankey,

571
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277
you brought back
the spirit of Christmas.

572
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,112
No, you did it, boys.

573
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,989
Ah, hell, we all did it.

574
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,657
Kids, that cartoon was fabulous.

575
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,200
How would you like to
have your own show

576
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,118
and make 100 more of them?

577
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,703
Are you kidding?

578
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,329
I think we'd rather
stab ourselves in the head.

579
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,206
Yeah, let's just go home
and open our presents.

580
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,709
Hey, man, if you're Jewish,
you get presents for eight days.

581
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,335
Wow, count me in!
Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.

582
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,586
All: # Dreidel,
dreidel, dreidel #

583
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,297
# I made you out of clay #

584
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,882
# Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
with dreidel I will play #

585
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,720
# I'm the poo of the antelope
that flows onto the ground #

586
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,722
# Becomes the grass
of tomorrow #

587
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,932
# Which the grazers
turn around #

588
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,059
# So I'm the leg of a leopard #

589
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,894
# And the wings of the hen #

590
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,022
# Which becomes
dinner for the humans #

591
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,566
# And turns back to poo again #