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Episode 310: Chinpokomon
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No, Kitty! These are my spicy hot Louisiana baked chicken tenders!
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Someday I will collect all the Chinpokomon!
Then, I will fight the evil power that
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will reveal itself once all the Chinpokomon are collected! Oha!
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No, Kitty! You can't have these chicken tenders, because
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they are mine and I keep mine to myself!
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Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode of Chinpokomon!
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Hooray!
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- Hey, kids! Do you love Chinpokomon?!
- Yes!
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Well, now you can buy your very own!
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I've got to buy Chinpokomon!
I've got to buy it!
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I've got to buy it!
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Now, you can collect them all!
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FurryCat! DonkeyTron! Pengon!
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Shoe! LambToy!
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Collect them all and you can become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
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Royal Crown Chinpokomaster?! Holy Shit!
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All the Chinpokomon are in stores now!
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Chinpokomon is super universe toy number one!
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I've got to buy it! Chinpokomon!
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Mom! Mom!
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Mom! Seriously! This thing at the toy store, Mom! Hnya! Must go! Toy store!
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Eric! Calm down!
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I'm seriously! Mom!
Must go! Must buy!
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What is it, Eric?
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Mom, I've only just heard!
They're making Chinpokomon dolls, Mom!
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You can collect them all! You can collect them all!
Mother, quick! We must get to the toy store!
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I'm making us some lunch right now, Eric!
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But, Mom...
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I have to get a Chinpokomom doll before everybody else does,
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'cause then I'll be cool!
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Can't it wait 'til tomorrow, hon?!
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But, Mom, I have to get the first one or else people won't think I'm cool!
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- Alright! Let's go!
- Sweet!
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Everybody's gonna be so jealous when they see my Chinpokomon!
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Oh! Goddammit!
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Hey, fatass!
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Hey, dickhole!I guess you saw the commercial too!
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Yep! I've got Roostor, LambTron, and Shoe!
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Well, that's nice! But, I'm gonna get a Pengon! He's the coolest!
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Goddamit!
There's no more Pengons!
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Kenny! Pengon is my favourite!
That's the last one! Let me have it!
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Mine, Kenny! Let me have it!
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Mine! Gimmie Pengon! Mine!
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Honestly! I don't see what they find so amusing about those things!
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They're so strange! Where are they from?!
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Well, it's some new big thing from Japan!
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I tell ya! Those Japaneese really know how to market to kids!
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I've got to collect all Chinpokomon!
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I've got to collect them all so I can become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
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Order Chinpokomon and you will have happy feelings!
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I have to become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
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Must collect Chinpokomom!
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Okay, Kenny! I'll trade you my ChuChuNesbi for your Pengon!
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Goddammit! You're supposed to trade, little asshole! Gimmie Pengon!
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- Hey, dudes! What're those?!
- What're these?!? They're Chinpokomon!
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You don't appear to have any Chinpokomon!
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Nope, but look!
I just got this sweet Cyborg Bill doll!
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Oh! Please!
Cyborg Bill is so yesterday!
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Yeah, like ancient history!
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- Cyborg Bill isn't cool anymore?!
- No, dude!
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Cyborg Bill hasn't been cool for a long time, Kyle!
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Why the hell don't people tell me these things?!
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It's all Chinpokomon, now!
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Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon, you can complete the Primary Main Objective!
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What's the Primary Main Objective?!
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You don't even know what the Primary Main Objective is?!
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- The Primary Main Objective is to destroy the Evil Power!
- Well, what's the Evil Power?!
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Oh, my God!
The identity of the Evil Power won't be
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revealed until all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
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- What?!
- Kyle, give it some time, dude!
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Shit**!
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Mom! Dad! Can I have money to buy Chinpokomon?!
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- What's a Chinpokomon?!
- I'm not sure!
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- Well, why do you need one?!
- I don't know!
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Well then, the answer is no, Kyle!
You just got money to buy your Cyborg Bill doll!
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Yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now!
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Please, Mom!
Everybody else has Chinpokomon!
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Well, Kyle, that's not a reason to buy something!
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You see, son! Fads come and go!
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And, this Chinpokomon is obviously nothing more than a fad!
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You don't have to be a part of it! In fact,
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you can even make an even stronger statement by saying to your peers:
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"I'm not going to be a part of this fad,
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because I'm an individual!"!
Do you understand?!
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Yes! Yes I do, Dad! Now, let me tell you how it works in the real world!
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In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon
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or I can be the only kid without one which singles me out
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and causes the other kids to make fun of me and kick my ass!
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Good point!
Here's ten dollars!
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Wait! Here's twenty!
Get one for your brother too!
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There you go, son! I honestly don't know what you see in these things!
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Neither do I!
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Guess I'll call it a night!
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Chinpoko!
Buy me! Buy me!
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When will you become Royal Chinpokomaster?!
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Hurry up and buy me!
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Down with America!
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What?!
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I love you! Let's be best friends
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and destroy the capitalist American government!
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What the hell is going on here!
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Hey, you guys!
Check out my sweet Chinpokomon doll!
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Oh, please!
Chinpokomon dolls are so last week!
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Yeah, dude! Don't you know?!
It's all about the Chinpokomon video game now!
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Did you bring your special Chinpokomon game controler?!
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Huh?! No!
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Oh! You didn't GET a special Chinpokomon game controler!
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Jesus Christ!
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Chinpokomon!
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- What is Primary Objective?!
- To destroy the Evil Power!
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I've got to buy all the Chinpokomon so I can destroy the Evil Power! Oha!
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Dammit!
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I've got to buy them all!
So first, I'd better go to Hawaii and visit Pearl Harbor!
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Try to bomb the harbour!
Ready?!
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I must collect them all!
I must buy them all!
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We must buy them all!
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Try to bomb the harbour!
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- Dude! The video game game Kenny a seisure!
- Dude! This game rules!
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Hello?
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Welcome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporation!
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Please state name!
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Red Harris!
I own a toy store in America!
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Please state purpose!
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Uh, I wanna know what the hell you people are doing
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with these dolls talking about bringing down American government doll!
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- I am Preston Hirohito and this is Mr. Hosek!
- Pleased to meet you!
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We understand you have big concern about our fine product!
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Yes! Do you mind telling me what the hell this is about
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The American government lies to you!
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Join the fight for Japaneese supremecy of the world! More to come!
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Well?!
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That is so strange!
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I do not know how this could happen!
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But, rest assured that I will make sure it does not happen again!
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Well, now c'mon!
I don't think that that quite satisfies my...
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- You are American?!
- Yes!
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Oh! You must have very big penis!
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Excuse me?! I was just asking you what you're up to with these toys!
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Nothing! We are very simple people with very small penis!
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Mr. Hosek's penis is especially small!
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So small!
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We cannot achieve much with so small penis!
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But, you Americans!
Wow! Penis so big! SO BIG PENIS!
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Well, I guess it is a pretty good size.
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This man has a very big penis!
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What an enorm-immense penis!
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Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk!
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I just wanted to bring that little malfunction to your attention! Bye, bye!
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Goodbye! Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuoum penis!
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I've got to buy Chinpokomon...
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I've got to buy them...
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Must buy Chinpokomon!
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The time has come!
We will take!
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Pearl Harbor!
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- What're you doing?!
- I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes!
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- Why?!
- Our son loves this show, Randy!
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So I think it's important that we watch it to see if it's teaching him good moral values!
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Hey! You must be Roostor!
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I haven't bought one of you yet,
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but I bet you can transform into Roostalion if you found Diamond Skill Seven!
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Hey! I'm gonna take your Roostor and put it in this bag where we'll flurish or expire depending on fate!
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Hey! Is that a good idea?!
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Roostors aren't like ChuChuNesbis!
They haven't the heart for such endeavors!
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- Are those good moral values?!
- I don't know what the hell they're talking about!
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LambTron!
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You are loosing the battle of your life!
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My LambTron powers are what gives me a good chance of new fight! Will they succeed?!
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I am sad now because LambTron must be very lonely
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because there are so many LambTrons in the world!
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Will he ever find a companion?!
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This doesn't make sense!
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Are those stupid things supposed to be animals or robots or what?!
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I don't know, but I suddenly kinda wanna own them all!
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Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff!
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Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent!
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No, but it's incredibly stupid and that can be worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence!
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Remember what Battle of the Network Stars did to an entire generation!
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My God! You're right!
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C'mon, brothers and sisters!
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We've all got to join together!
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Join together and give me money so I can buy more Chinpokomon!
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We've got to stop this fightin'!
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- How's it goin, fatass?!
- Haven't made any money yet!
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What?! You've been out here all weekend!
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How're we gonna raise money to get into the Chinpokomon Camp?!
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Hey! I'm the one who's been standing out here with this gay guitar like...
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...a goddam hippie all weekend!
What've you two assholes done?!
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We can't do anything!
Kenny still hasn't come out of his seisure!
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I've got it!
I've got my Chinpokomon game controler!
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Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ!
Get with the program, pal!
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Yeah, nobody plays the Chinpokomon video games anymore!
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Now, it's all about the big Weekend Chinpokomon Camp!
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The makers of Chinpokomon are going town-to-town and putting on a special camp
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to show all the Chinpokomasters how to destroy the Evil Power!
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- You didn't know that?!
- N'naaw, I knew it! I knew it! I was just testing you guys!
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You just wait 'til I get to that Chinpokomon Camp!
I'm gonna be the toughest master of them all!
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- So we'll see you there! Ai!
- Dude! Did you just say "Ai!"?
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Yeah! You know! Like Lauriel! Ai!
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Oh my God! That's so yesterday!
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Yeah, dude! Nobody says "Ai!" anymore!
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What?! "Ai!"'s not cool either?!
When did that happen?!
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Like, eight days ago!
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Goddammit!
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Hey, kids!
nly one more day 'til the Chinpokomon Camp!
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Come early and enjoy all the Chinpokofun!
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Chinpokomon Camp!
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I have to buy a ticket! I have to buy one! A ticket! I've got to buy, buy, buy!
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This Saturday and Sunday, you can't wait to go!
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We just thought we'd bring it to everyone's attention because
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honestly, we don't know how to feel!
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Well, I'm letting Eric go to the camp!
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I mean, it seems to me this Chinpokomon thing is just another harmless fad!
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Yeah! We told Kyle he could go if he did all his chores and he did!
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No, I'm not sure this blaitant commercialim is good for our boys!
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Well, you know how it is, Randy!
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The more we forbid them to play with Chinpokomons, the more they're gonna love them!
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You're right, Sheila!
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I guess the best thing we can do is just let them go until they get sick of it!
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Sure! Aparently, they've been doing these camps in every city...
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...around the country!
How bad can they be?!
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- Get out of the way! Move it!
- Can you see anything?
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It's starting! It's starting!
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I've got to buy it! I've got to buy it!
Chinpokomon!
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Attention! Attention!
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This is Chinpokomon Camp!
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Chinpokomon is what we store between our hearts!
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Kenny?!
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What is the Primary Main Objective?!
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To destroy the Evil Power!
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Yes! And, what is the Evil Power?!
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The Evil Power is...
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the United States Government!
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United States Government is an Evil Power!
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It has commited Japaneese murder crime!
It has broken Japaneese spirit!
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And, what do Chinpokomasters do to the evil power?!
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Destroy it!
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That is correct!
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Now, it is a great honour to present...
your Chinpokoleader!
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Emperor Hirohito!
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Walkaminto kampura isrosa hanas!
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Jusresu Japan! Isinit history!
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And it is based on Jap history!
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Jap mission again race to the dominate part whore!
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Is this cool or not?!
I can't tell.
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It is again time for the rising sun to ship tall in the sky!
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One Japan!
One society!
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We will begin with language and exercise skills!
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Okay, children! I want it quiet!
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Now, we're gonna try this again until we get it right!
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What is six times three?!
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No, Goddammit! It's eighteen!
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- Tchu hadchi is eighteen, Garison san!
- For the last time, my name is not Garison san!
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Alright?!
And this is not Hat san!
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And you all better start talking in a matter that I can understand!
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What did he say?!
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He said:
"Garrison san sabushi janah!"!
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Dammit! This is not Japan!
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People, please!
We can only speak one at a time!
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Now, Mr. Garison, you were saying!
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I can't take it, Mayor!
You have to put an end to this ChinpokoCamp!
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My son hasn't made any sense in days!
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I tell you, Mayor! These Japaneese are trying to change our American children somehow!
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Alright, people! Mr. Hirohito and Mr. Hosek were nice enough to stop by to talk to you!
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Gentlemen!
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We are too Japan toy company are very concerned about your concerns!
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That is why we make Chinpokomon Camp!
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Well, how is it good?!
We don't understand what the point of your product is!
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There is nothing to worry about!
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We are Japan toy company are in all of your large penis!
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- What?!
- You see, Japaneese penis is so small!
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So small!
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You Americans have such humungous-burbous penis!
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Well, I guess that's true!
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Oh, such uh, nice big penis, American!
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What can we possibly do with such small penis?!
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We cannot take over your city...
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...with all the men with such masterdonic penis!
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- Well, uh he's got a point there.
- Well, I guess that settles that!
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We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen!
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Oh, no! Thank you!
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Another chance to be in same room with big American penis!
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Penis so small!
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Nice guys!
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Time is short.
Those people will discover our plan soon
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We must finish quickly
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So what are we going to do about our children?!
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Okay, people! I know this Chin-poo-koo Man fad is causing a lot of problems!
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- But I think we've already found a solution!
- You have?!
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Children are fickle!
All we have to do is come up with a new fad!
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We find the next toy and turn them all onto it as soon as possible!
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Of course!
That's a great idea!
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But, what toy?!
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Alright, boys!
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We're going to show you a couple of commercials and you tell us which toy interests you the most!
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Now, watch carefully!
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Hey, kids!
Do you like Chinpokomon?!
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Well, then you're gonna go wild for Wild Wacky Action Bike!
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Wild Wacky Action Bike!
The bike that's hard to ride!
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Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer,
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and it glows in the dark!
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Gonna try riding all day long,
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but I'm gonna fail on this Wild Wacky Action thing.
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Can't ride it! Can't ride it!
Wile Wacky Action thing!
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Wild Wacky Action Bike comes with everything you see here!
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- Gay!
- Yeah, dude! That was totally gay
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Gay
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Okay! Here's the next one!
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Hey, kids!
Do you like Chinpokomon?!
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Then you're gonna love
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Alabama Man!
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Alabama Man!
He's quick! He's strong! He's active!
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You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley
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where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
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Wow!
He can bowl!
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He bowls and drinks!
He drinks and bowls! Alabama Man!
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When Wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
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Shut up, bitch!
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Needs to fight a sick sick whore!
Alabama Man!
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I wanna be just like Alabama Man!
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Alabama Man comes with everything you see here!
Wife sold separately!
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I though I told you to shut up!
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Not all people from Alabama are white bearded!
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Gay!
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- Totally gay!
- Librace gay!
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Oh, dear! Well, let's keep trying!
How 'bout this?!
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Stan?!
Stan, it's mommy!
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Stanley! You need to get home right now!
Mommy needs you!
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Stanley! I'm talking to you!
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Stan!
Please! Come home!
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Do not worry!
Everythin is okay!
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No it's not okay!
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- Oh! But you have such a large penis!
- What?!
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Your penis...
Wow!
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What he mean is that all men in this town have very large penis!
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Can't you see what's happening?!
They're just using that talk to distract you!
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He doesn't really have a small penis!
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My God!
Is there nothing we can do?!
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I think I know the answer!
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I know how to get our kids to stop liking Chinpokomon!
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- How?!
- C'mon! We don't have much time!
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And now, for a special announcement from the President of the United States.
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My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have
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over the growing number of Japaneese military bases
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forming in the United States.
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The new Japaneese Empiror Hirohito
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has made our own children into fighter pilots
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who will soon fly to Hawaii and and attack Pearl Harbor.
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I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning and he assured me
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that I have a very large penis!
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He said it was mem, dinosauric,
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and absolutely dwarfed his penis
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which he assured me was nearly microscopic in size.
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My penis, he said,
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was most likely one of the biggest on the planet.
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I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty.
Thank you.
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Your plane will fly autopilot to Pearl Harbor!
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When you arive, you will drop many bombs!
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We just came to support you!
We love Chinpokomon too!
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It's super toy number one!
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You like it?!
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You bet! I think Chinpokeman is Chinpokarific!
I've got Shoe!
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C'mon, Eric! Let's try to battle your Roostor with my DonkeyTron!
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No! That's okay, mom!
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- What are they doing?!
- It's a trick!
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Hey, Stan! Look at my new bumpersticker!
Isn't that cool?!
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- Screw this, dude!
- Where're you going, Stan?!
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I don't know! Chinpokomon just doesn't seem that cool anymore!
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I'm gonna go kill some ants or something!
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Wait for me!
I wanna get out of these stupid clothes!
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Yeah! Me too!
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Well, you were right, Sharron!
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The best way to make our kids not like something is to like it ourselves!
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That's right! Anything we like is instantly not cool!
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We know how to take 'em out, Mr. Garrison!
Spread the word!
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Get on the wire to every parent around the country and tell 'em how to bring those sons of bitches down!
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Hey, mom! I'm sorry we went a little nutty with that Chinpokomon stuff!
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Can I have five dollars to buy a football?!
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You bet, Stanley!
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Kyle! It's over!
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But I'm gonna be Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
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Dude, Chinpokomon isn't cool anymore!
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Yeah, dude! That's way over!
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Dude, you're just jealous because I'm Chinpokomaster!
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No, Kyle! You see, we've learned something today!
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This whole Chinpokomon thing happened because we all followed the group!
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We only liked Chinpokomon because everyone else did!
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And look at the damage it cost!
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So now, I should stop liking Chinpokomon because you all don't?!
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But if I stop now, I'd just be going with the group again!
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So to be an individual, I have to bomb Pearl Harbor!
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- See ya!
- Wait!
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Actually, I was wrong!
You see, Kyle, I learned something just now!
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It is good to go with the group!
A group mentality is healthy sometimes!
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Aw, screw it!
I'm too confused!
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Oh, I'm sure glad this is all over!
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Hey! Get off of him!
He's not dead yet!
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No! Get off, you stupid rats!
He's not dead yet!
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Hey, you guys wanna go to the toy store after school and get some Spaceman Greg Cards?
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Naw, I think I'm through with fads for a while!
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Me too! I'm choosing my own toys from now on 'cause...
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What the...
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Gross!
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Sincronia: Gandalf