1 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:33,500 Episode 310: Chinpokomon 2 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,840 No, Kitty! These are my spicy hot Louisiana baked chicken tenders! 3 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,920 Someday I will collect all the Chinpokomon! Then, I will fight the evil power that 4 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,760 will reveal itself once all the Chinpokomon are collected! Oha! 5 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,760 No, Kitty! You can't have these chicken tenders, because 6 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,920 they are mine and I keep mine to myself! 7 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:55,200 Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode of Chinpokomon! 8 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,400 Hooray! 9 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,040 - Hey, kids! Do you love Chinpokomon?! - Yes! 10 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,080 Well, now you can buy your very own! 11 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,080 I've got to buy Chinpokomon! I've got to buy it! 12 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,040 I've got to buy it! 13 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,280 Now, you can collect them all! 14 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,160 FurryCat! DonkeyTron! Pengon! 15 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,480 Shoe! LambToy! 16 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,680 Collect them all and you can become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster! 17 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,040 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster?! Holy Shit! 18 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,680 All the Chinpokomon are in stores now! 19 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,040 Chinpokomon is super universe toy number one! 20 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,080 I've got to buy it! Chinpokomon! 21 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,240 Mom! Mom! 22 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,240 Mom! Seriously! This thing at the toy store, Mom! Hnya! Must go! Toy store! 23 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,480 Eric! Calm down! 24 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,520 I'm seriously! Mom! Must go! Must buy! 25 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,920 What is it, Eric? 26 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,720 Mom, I've only just heard! They're making Chinpokomon dolls, Mom! 27 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,840 You can collect them all! You can collect them all! Mother, quick! We must get to the toy store! 28 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,840 I'm making us some lunch right now, Eric! 29 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,000 But, Mom... 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,760 I have to get a Chinpokomom doll before everybody else does, 31 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,600 'cause then I'll be cool! 32 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,880 Can't it wait 'til tomorrow, hon?! 33 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:55,760 But, Mom, I have to get the first one or else people won't think I'm cool! 34 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,040 - Alright! Let's go! - Sweet! 35 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,120 Everybody's gonna be so jealous when they see my Chinpokomon! 36 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,920 Oh! Goddammit! 37 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:06,780 Hey, fatass! 38 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,561 Hey, dickhole!I guess you saw the commercial too! 39 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,280 Yep! I've got Roostor, LambTron, and Shoe! 40 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,000 Well, that's nice! But, I'm gonna get a Pengon! He's the coolest! 41 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,200 Goddamit! There's no more Pengons! 42 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,960 Kenny! Pengon is my favourite! That's the last one! Let me have it! 43 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,660 Mine, Kenny! Let me have it! 44 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,840 Mine! Gimmie Pengon! Mine! 45 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,280 Honestly! I don't see what they find so amusing about those things! 46 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,280 They're so strange! Where are they from?! 47 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,560 Well, it's some new big thing from Japan! 48 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,080 I tell ya! Those Japaneese really know how to market to kids! 49 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,740 I've got to collect all Chinpokomon! 50 00:02:38,745 --> 00:02:41,640 I've got to collect them all so I can become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster! 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,960 Order Chinpokomon and you will have happy feelings! 52 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,200 I have to become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster! 53 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,080 Must collect Chinpokomom! 54 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,960 Okay, Kenny! I'll trade you my ChuChuNesbi for your Pengon! 55 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,720 Goddammit! You're supposed to trade, little asshole! Gimmie Pengon! 56 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,960 - Hey, dudes! What're those?! - What're these?!? They're Chinpokomon! 57 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,880 You don't appear to have any Chinpokomon! 58 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,560 Nope, but look! I just got this sweet Cyborg Bill doll! 59 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,280 Oh! Please! Cyborg Bill is so yesterday! 60 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,600 Yeah, like ancient history! 61 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,400 - Cyborg Bill isn't cool anymore?! - No, dude! 62 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,399 Cyborg Bill hasn't been cool for a long time, Kyle! 63 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,000 Why the hell don't people tell me these things?! 64 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,240 It's all Chinpokomon, now! 65 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,800 Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon, you can complete the Primary Main Objective! 66 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,240 What's the Primary Main Objective?! 67 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,240 You don't even know what the Primary Main Objective is?! 68 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,840 - The Primary Main Objective is to destroy the Evil Power! - Well, what's the Evil Power?! 69 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,320 Oh, my God! The identity of the Evil Power won't be 70 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,400 revealed until all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpokomaster! 71 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,080 - What?! - Kyle, give it some time, dude! 72 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,600 Shit**! 73 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,520 Mom! Dad! Can I have money to buy Chinpokomon?! 74 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,480 - What's a Chinpokomon?! - I'm not sure! 75 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,120 - Well, why do you need one?! - I don't know! 76 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,240 Well then, the answer is no, Kyle! You just got money to buy your Cyborg Bill doll! 77 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,960 Yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now! 78 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,200 Please, Mom! Everybody else has Chinpokomon! 79 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,760 Well, Kyle, that's not a reason to buy something! 80 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,080 You see, son! Fads come and go! 81 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,120 And, this Chinpokomon is obviously nothing more than a fad! 82 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,880 You don't have to be a part of it! In fact, 83 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,340 you can even make an even stronger statement by saying to your peers: 84 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,600 "I'm not going to be a part of this fad, 85 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,840 because I'm an individual!"! Do you understand?! 86 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,920 Yes! Yes I do, Dad! Now, let me tell you how it works in the real world! 87 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,040 In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon 88 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,480 or I can be the only kid without one which singles me out 89 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,920 and causes the other kids to make fun of me and kick my ass! 90 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,980 Good point! Here's ten dollars! 91 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,060 Wait! Here's twenty! Get one for your brother too! 92 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,320 There you go, son! I honestly don't know what you see in these things! 93 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,760 Neither do I! 94 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,360 Guess I'll call it a night! 95 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,640 Chinpoko! Buy me! Buy me! 96 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,340 When will you become Royal Chinpokomaster?! 97 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,000 Hurry up and buy me! 98 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,200 Down with America! 99 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:52,440 What?! 100 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,040 I love you! Let's be best friends 101 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,360 and destroy the capitalist American government! 102 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,600 What the hell is going on here! 103 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,240 Hey, you guys! Check out my sweet Chinpokomon doll! 104 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,480 Oh, please! Chinpokomon dolls are so last week! 105 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,440 Yeah, dude! Don't you know?! It's all about the Chinpokomon video game now! 106 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,360 Did you bring your special Chinpokomon game controler?! 107 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,600 Huh?! No! 108 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,120 Oh! You didn't GET a special Chinpokomon game controler! 109 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,440 Jesus Christ! 110 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,000 Chinpokomon! 111 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,760 - What is Primary Objective?! - To destroy the Evil Power! 112 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,760 I've got to buy all the Chinpokomon so I can destroy the Evil Power! Oha! 113 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,160 Dammit! 114 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,320 I've got to buy them all! So first, I'd better go to Hawaii and visit Pearl Harbor! 115 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,080 Try to bomb the harbour! Ready?! 116 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,020 I must collect them all! I must buy them all! 117 00:05:45,021 --> 00:05:45,921 We must buy them all! 118 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,520 Try to bomb the harbour! 119 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:59,080 - Dude! The video game game Kenny a seisure! - Dude! This game rules! 120 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,040 Hello? 121 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,640 Welcome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporation! 122 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,760 Please state name! 123 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,440 Red Harris! I own a toy store in America! 124 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,480 Please state purpose! 125 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,000 Uh, I wanna know what the hell you people are doing 126 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:28,160 with these dolls talking about bringing down American government doll! 127 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:38,160 - I am Preston Hirohito and this is Mr. Hosek! - Pleased to meet you! 128 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,920 We understand you have big concern about our fine product! 129 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,400 Yes! Do you mind telling me what the hell this is about 130 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,240 The American government lies to you! 131 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,360 Join the fight for Japaneese supremecy of the world! More to come! 132 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,240 Well?! 133 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,840 That is so strange! 134 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,080 I do not know how this could happen! 135 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:01,440 But, rest assured that I will make sure it does not happen again! 136 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,760 Well, now c'mon! I don't think that that quite satisfies my... 137 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,560 - You are American?! - Yes! 138 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,400 Oh! You must have very big penis! 139 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,760 Excuse me?! I was just asking you what you're up to with these toys! 140 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,560 Nothing! We are very simple people with very small penis! 141 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,440 Mr. Hosek's penis is especially small! 142 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,000 So small! 143 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:25,280 We cannot achieve much with so small penis! 144 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:30,440 But, you Americans! Wow! Penis so big! SO BIG PENIS! 145 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,920 Well, I guess it is a pretty good size. 146 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,960 This man has a very big penis! 147 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,920 What an enorm-immense penis! 148 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,400 Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk! 149 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,800 I just wanted to bring that little malfunction to your attention! Bye, bye! 150 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:54,460 Goodbye! Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuoum penis! 151 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,400 I've got to buy Chinpokomon... 152 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,280 I've got to buy them... 153 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,080 Must buy Chinpokomon! 154 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,120 The time has come! We will take! 155 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,960 Pearl Harbor! 156 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:48,640 - What're you doing?! - I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes! 157 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,640 - Why?! - Our son loves this show, Randy! 158 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,320 So I think it's important that we watch it to see if it's teaching him good moral values! 159 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,260 Hey! You must be Roostor! 160 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,560 I haven't bought one of you yet, 161 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:02,560 but I bet you can transform into Roostalion if you found Diamond Skill Seven! 162 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:07,400 Hey! I'm gonna take your Roostor and put it in this bag where we'll flurish or expire depending on fate! 163 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,080 Hey! Is that a good idea?! 164 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,240 Roostors aren't like ChuChuNesbis! They haven't the heart for such endeavors! 165 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,120 - Are those good moral values?! - I don't know what the hell they're talking about! 166 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,270 LambTron! 167 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,880 You are loosing the battle of your life! 168 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,880 My LambTron powers are what gives me a good chance of new fight! Will they succeed?! 169 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,280 I am sad now because LambTron must be very lonely 170 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,280 because there are so many LambTrons in the world! 171 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,760 Will he ever find a companion?! 172 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,960 This doesn't make sense! 173 00:09:34,121 --> 00:09:36,721 Are those stupid things supposed to be animals or robots or what?! 174 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,240 I don't know, but I suddenly kinda wanna own them all! 175 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,360 Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff! 176 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,280 Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent! 177 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:47,480 No, but it's incredibly stupid and that can be worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence! 178 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,320 Remember what Battle of the Network Stars did to an entire generation! 179 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,280 My God! You're right! 180 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,360 C'mon, brothers and sisters! 181 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,000 We've all got to join together! 182 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,320 Join together and give me money so I can buy more Chinpokomon! 183 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,120 We've got to stop this fightin'! 184 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,080 - How's it goin, fatass?! - Haven't made any money yet! 185 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,540 What?! You've been out here all weekend! 186 00:10:04,541 --> 00:10:06,441 How're we gonna raise money to get into the Chinpokomon Camp?! 187 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,100 Hey! I'm the one who's been standing out here with this gay guitar like... 188 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,400 ...a goddam hippie all weekend! What've you two assholes done?! 189 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,280 We can't do anything! Kenny still hasn't come out of his seisure! 190 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,480 I've got it! I've got my Chinpokomon game controler! 191 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,360 Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ! Get with the program, pal! 192 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,840 Yeah, nobody plays the Chinpokomon video games anymore! 193 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,360 Now, it's all about the big Weekend Chinpokomon Camp! 194 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,960 The makers of Chinpokomon are going town-to-town and putting on a special camp 195 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,320 to show all the Chinpokomasters how to destroy the Evil Power! 196 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,760 - You didn't know that?! - N'naaw, I knew it! I knew it! I was just testing you guys! 197 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,240 You just wait 'til I get to that Chinpokomon Camp! I'm gonna be the toughest master of them all! 198 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,280 - So we'll see you there! Ai! - Dude! Did you just say "Ai!"? 199 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,280 Yeah! You know! Like Lauriel! Ai! 200 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,500 Oh my God! That's so yesterday! 201 00:10:48,501 --> 00:10:50,001 Yeah, dude! Nobody says "Ai!" anymore! 202 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,440 What?! "Ai!"'s not cool either?! When did that happen?! 203 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:53,641 Like, eight days ago! 204 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,280 Goddammit! 205 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,840 Hey, kids! nly one more day 'til the Chinpokomon Camp! 206 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,840 Come early and enjoy all the Chinpokofun! 207 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,640 Chinpokomon Camp! 208 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:07,920 I have to buy a ticket! I have to buy one! A ticket! I've got to buy, buy, buy! 209 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,160 This Saturday and Sunday, you can't wait to go! 210 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,840 We just thought we'd bring it to everyone's attention because 211 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,480 honestly, we don't know how to feel! 212 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,000 Well, I'm letting Eric go to the camp! 213 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,440 I mean, it seems to me this Chinpokomon thing is just another harmless fad! 214 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,520 Yeah! We told Kyle he could go if he did all his chores and he did! 215 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,560 No, I'm not sure this blaitant commercialim is good for our boys! 216 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,900 Well, you know how it is, Randy! 217 00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,761 The more we forbid them to play with Chinpokomons, the more they're gonna love them! 218 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:34,620 You're right, Sheila! 219 00:11:34,721 --> 00:11:37,521 I guess the best thing we can do is just let them go until they get sick of it! 220 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,420 Sure! Aparently, they've been doing these camps in every city... 221 00:11:40,421 --> 00:11:42,521 ...around the country! How bad can they be?! 222 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,320 - Get out of the way! Move it! - Can you see anything? 223 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,480 It's starting! It's starting! 224 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,400 I've got to buy it! I've got to buy it! Chinpokomon! 225 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,640 Attention! Attention! 226 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,200 This is Chinpokomon Camp! 227 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,720 Chinpokomon is what we store between our hearts! 228 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,280 Kenny?! 229 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,720 What is the Primary Main Objective?! 230 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,040 To destroy the Evil Power! 231 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,880 Yes! And, what is the Evil Power?! 232 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,520 The Evil Power is... 233 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,640 the United States Government! 234 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,480 United States Government is an Evil Power! 235 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:26,480 It has commited Japaneese murder crime! It has broken Japaneese spirit! 236 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,800 And, what do Chinpokomasters do to the evil power?! 237 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,960 Destroy it! 238 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,000 That is correct! 239 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:37,040 Now, it is a great honour to present... your Chinpokoleader! 240 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,160 Emperor Hirohito! 241 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,400 Walkaminto kampura isrosa hanas! 242 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,560 Jusresu Japan! Isinit history! 243 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,120 And it is based on Jap history! 244 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:53,040 Jap mission again race to the dominate part whore! 245 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,160 Is this cool or not?! I can't tell. 246 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:59,880 It is again time for the rising sun to ship tall in the sky! 247 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,720 One Japan! One society! 248 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,520 We will begin with language and exercise skills! 249 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,600 Okay, children! I want it quiet! 250 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,080 Now, we're gonna try this again until we get it right! 251 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,840 What is six times three?! 252 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,160 No, Goddammit! It's eighteen! 253 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,620 - Tchu hadchi is eighteen, Garison san! - For the last time, my name is not Garison san! 254 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,920 Alright?! And this is not Hat san! 255 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,640 And you all better start talking in a matter that I can understand! 256 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,080 What did he say?! 257 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,640 He said: "Garrison san sabushi janah!"! 258 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,960 Dammit! This is not Japan! 259 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,640 People, please! We can only speak one at a time! 260 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,560 Now, Mr. Garison, you were saying! 261 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,160 I can't take it, Mayor! You have to put an end to this ChinpokoCamp! 262 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,280 My son hasn't made any sense in days! 263 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,040 I tell you, Mayor! These Japaneese are trying to change our American children somehow! 264 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:19,240 Alright, people! Mr. Hirohito and Mr. Hosek were nice enough to stop by to talk to you! 265 00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:19,741 Gentlemen! 266 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:24,000 We are too Japan toy company are very concerned about your concerns! 267 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,680 That is why we make Chinpokomon Camp! 268 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,320 Well, how is it good?! We don't understand what the point of your product is! 269 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,480 There is nothing to worry about! 270 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:37,120 We are Japan toy company are in all of your large penis! 271 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,160 - What?! - You see, Japaneese penis is so small! 272 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,400 So small! 273 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:46,920 You Americans have such humungous-burbous penis! 274 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,360 Well, I guess that's true! 275 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,040 Oh, such uh, nice big penis, American! 276 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,400 What can we possibly do with such small penis?! 277 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,520 We cannot take over your city... 278 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,840 ...with all the men with such masterdonic penis! 279 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,840 - Well, uh he's got a point there. - Well, I guess that settles that! 280 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,520 We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen! 281 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,180 Oh, no! Thank you! 282 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,400 Another chance to be in same room with big American penis! 283 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,560 Penis so small! 284 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,920 Nice guys! 285 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,070 Time is short. Those people will discover our plan soon 286 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,640 We must finish quickly 287 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,120 So what are we going to do about our children?! 288 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:30,080 Okay, people! I know this Chin-poo-koo Man fad is causing a lot of problems! 289 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,160 - But I think we've already found a solution! - You have?! 290 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,720 Children are fickle! All we have to do is come up with a new fad! 291 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,920 We find the next toy and turn them all onto it as soon as possible! 292 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,120 Of course! That's a great idea! 293 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,400 But, what toy?! 294 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,520 Alright, boys! 295 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,600 We're going to show you a couple of commercials and you tell us which toy interests you the most! 296 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,800 Now, watch carefully! 297 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,560 Hey, kids! Do you like Chinpokomon?! 298 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,840 Well, then you're gonna go wild for Wild Wacky Action Bike! 299 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,960 Wild Wacky Action Bike! The bike that's hard to ride! 300 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,680 Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer, 301 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,320 and it glows in the dark! 302 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,320 Gonna try riding all day long, 303 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,160 but I'm gonna fail on this Wild Wacky Action thing. 304 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,560 Can't ride it! Can't ride it! Wile Wacky Action thing! 305 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,740 Wild Wacky Action Bike comes with everything you see here! 306 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,000 - Gay! - Yeah, dude! That was totally gay 307 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,640 Gay 308 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,200 Okay! Here's the next one! 309 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,560 Hey, kids! Do you like Chinpokomon?! 310 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,440 Then you're gonna love 311 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,680 Alabama Man! 312 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,400 Alabama Man! He's quick! He's strong! He's active! 313 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,520 You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley 314 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,920 where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco! 315 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,840 Wow! He can bowl! 316 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,640 He bowls and drinks! He drinks and bowls! Alabama Man! 317 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:55,080 When Wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open! 318 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,800 Shut up, bitch! 319 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,640 Needs to fight a sick sick whore! Alabama Man! 320 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,040 I wanna be just like Alabama Man! 321 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,200 Alabama Man comes with everything you see here! Wife sold separately! 322 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,560 I though I told you to shut up! 323 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,200 Not all people from Alabama are white bearded! 324 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:15,820 Gay! 325 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,880 - Totally gay! - Librace gay! 326 00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:22,441 Oh, dear! Well, let's keep trying! How 'bout this?! 327 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,760 Stan?! Stan, it's mommy! 328 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:37,360 Stanley! You need to get home right now! Mommy needs you! 329 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,200 Stanley! I'm talking to you! 330 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,880 Stan! Please! Come home! 331 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,440 Do not worry! Everythin is okay! 332 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,680 No it's not okay! 333 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,160 - Oh! But you have such a large penis! - What?! 334 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,920 Your penis... Wow! 335 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:04,880 What he mean is that all men in this town have very large penis! 336 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,000 Can't you see what's happening?! They're just using that talk to distract you! 337 00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:10,901 He doesn't really have a small penis! 338 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,200 My God! Is there nothing we can do?! 339 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,840 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I think I know the answer! 340 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,440 I know how to get our kids to stop liking Chinpokomon! 341 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,280 - How?! - C'mon! We don't have much time! 342 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,640 And now, for a special announcement from the President of the United States. 343 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,840 My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have 344 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,800 over the growing number of Japaneese military bases 345 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,680 forming in the United States. 346 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,080 The new Japaneese Empiror Hirohito 347 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,600 has made our own children into fighter pilots 348 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,840 who will soon fly to Hawaii and and attack Pearl Harbor. 349 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,760 I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning and he assured me 350 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,000 that I have a very large penis! 351 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,400 He said it was mem, dinosauric, 352 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,440 and absolutely dwarfed his penis 353 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,400 which he assured me was nearly microscopic in size. 354 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,880 My penis, he said, 355 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,440 was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. 356 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,600 I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you. 357 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,760 Your plane will fly autopilot to Pearl Harbor! 358 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,880 When you arive, you will drop many bombs! 359 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,700 We just came to support you! We love Chinpokomon too! 360 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,201 It's super toy number one! 361 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,040 You like it?! 362 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,800 You bet! I think Chinpokeman is Chinpokarific! I've got Shoe! 363 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,760 C'mon, Eric! Let's try to battle your Roostor with my DonkeyTron! 364 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,680 No! That's okay, mom! 365 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,120 - What are they doing?! - It's a trick! 366 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,360 Hey, Stan! Look at my new bumpersticker! Isn't that cool?! 367 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,200 - Screw this, dude! - Where're you going, Stan?! 368 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,480 I don't know! Chinpokomon just doesn't seem that cool anymore! 369 00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:55,581 I'm gonna go kill some ants or something! 370 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,200 Wait for me! I wanna get out of these stupid clothes! 371 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,400 Yeah! Me too! 372 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,080 Well, you were right, Sharron! 373 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,920 The best way to make our kids not like something is to like it ourselves! 374 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,680 That's right! Anything we like is instantly not cool! 375 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,400 We know how to take 'em out, Mr. Garrison! Spread the word! 376 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,520 Get on the wire to every parent around the country and tell 'em how to bring those sons of bitches down! 377 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,640 Hey, mom! I'm sorry we went a little nutty with that Chinpokomon stuff! 378 00:20:23,741 --> 00:20:25,141 Can I have five dollars to buy a football?! 379 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240 You bet, Stanley! 380 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,680 Kyle! It's over! 381 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,160 But I'm gonna be Royal Crown Chinpokomaster! 382 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,920 Dude, Chinpokomon isn't cool anymore! 383 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,760 Yeah, dude! That's way over! 384 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,120 Dude, you're just jealous because I'm Chinpokomaster! 385 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,920 No, Kyle! You see, we've learned something today! 386 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,440 This whole Chinpokomon thing happened because we all followed the group! 387 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,480 We only liked Chinpokomon because everyone else did! 388 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:47,681 And look at the damage it cost! 389 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,840 So now, I should stop liking Chinpokomon because you all don't?! 390 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,600 But if I stop now, I'd just be going with the group again! 391 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,800 So to be an individual, I have to bomb Pearl Harbor! 392 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,520 - See ya! - Wait! 393 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,280 Actually, I was wrong! You see, Kyle, I learned something just now! 394 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,280 It is good to go with the group! A group mentality is healthy sometimes! 395 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,440 Aw, screw it! I'm too confused! 396 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,840 Oh, I'm sure glad this is all over! 397 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,160 Hey! Get off of him! He's not dead yet! 398 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,040 No! Get off, you stupid rats! He's not dead yet! 399 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,760 Hey, you guys wanna go to the toy store after school and get some Spaceman Greg Cards? 400 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,480 Naw, I think I'm through with fads for a while! 401 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:28,040 Me too! I'm choosing my own toys from now on 'cause... 402 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,320 What the... 403 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,600 Gross! 404 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Sincronia: Gandalf