1 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:50,300 Be quiet back there! These roads are SLICK! 2 00:01:50,335 --> 00:01:51,265 Hey Cartman. What? 3 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:53,300 Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us? 4 00:01:53,335 --> 00:01:55,265 Mm, let me think. No. 5 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:58,300 Come on fatass, you shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway. 6 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,300 Mm it's chocolaty and delightful. 7 00:02:00,335 --> 00:02:01,817 GIVE US SOME CARTMAN! 8 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:03,265 Be quiet back there! 9 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,300 Whoa dude, the road is really snowy out there. 10 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,265 The road is always snowy. 11 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:09,265 I know but it's REALLY snowy today. 12 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:12,300 Mm I can't possibly finish this whole cake, 13 00:02:12,335 --> 00:02:14,346 uh, oh yes I can. SHUT UP CARTMAN! 14 00:02:19,335 --> 00:02:21,265 Ok, that does it. 15 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,571 Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! 16 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,300 Dude she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny, 17 00:02:34,335 --> 00:02:38,300 but I wonder if she ever would. Oh she would dude, she would. 18 00:02:38,335 --> 00:02:41,265 GOD! 19 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,314 Oh for Christ sake I don't believe this! 20 00:02:46,335 --> 00:02:51,265 Come on fat boy give us some cake now. 21 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:56,300 I cannot possibly eat one more bit of this chocolaty goodness... 22 00:02:56,335 --> 00:02:58,265 oh wait wait wait try.. 23 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:01,300 DAMN IT CARTMAN YOU ARE SUCH A FAT FUCK! 24 00:03:01,335 --> 00:03:02,665 What did you say?!?!? 25 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:15,265 I'm scared! Be quiet kid! 26 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,300 And right up here you can see a red bellied chickadee. 27 00:03:23,335 --> 00:03:28,300 They're indigious to this area. 28 00:03:28,335 --> 00:03:33,317 What was that? 29 00:03:33,352 --> 00:03:38,300 What was what? 30 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:39,265 All done. 31 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:43,265 Sit down and shut up! 32 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:47,300 I said quiet! Or else I'll kill the bunny! 33 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,299 - Where are we? - I have no idea. 34 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,300 I don't think we're in a very safe spot. 35 00:03:52,335 --> 00:03:53,265 Yeah what are we supposed to do? 36 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,500 Just keep your traps shut, I'll consult the manual. 37 00:04:01,335 --> 00:04:02,265 Ms. Crabtree? 38 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:06,265 Shut up kid! I have to watch a training video! 39 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:10,300 Hello and welcome to tape 7 of the bus drivers video guide. 40 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:12,265 What to do if you become stranded. 41 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:15,265 By now you've calm down the children and kept order by using the 42 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:18,300 "keep-quiet-or-I'll-kill-the-bunny" technique. Now it's time to get help. 43 00:04:18,335 --> 00:04:21,300 The most important thing to remember is the children will be safe as long 44 00:04:21,335 --> 00:04:25,300 as they stay on the bus. So do not under any circumstances 45 00:04:25,335 --> 00:04:27,265 let any children off the bus. 46 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,300 The best way to achive this is to tell them something like 47 00:04:30,335 --> 00:04:33,300 "a big scary monster will eat you if you step off the bus" 48 00:04:33,335 --> 00:04:35,265 Kids! Do not get off this bus! 49 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:39,265 If you do a big scary monster will eat you! 50 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,300 That's right. With the children properly subdued, you can leave 51 00:04:41,335 --> 00:04:44,265 the bus and go out looking for assistance. 52 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:47,300 And remember your bus driver's code: "sit down and shut up!" 53 00:04:47,335 --> 00:04:50,265 I'm going for help. I'll be back as soon as I can. 54 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:54,514 Remember don't get off this bus or a big scary monster WILL EAT YOU! 55 00:04:57,335 --> 00:05:00,265 Hey why doens't the scary monster eat her? 56 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,300 Cause dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches. 57 00:05:03,335 --> 00:05:05,265 What did you say? 58 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:09,265 I said Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes! 59 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:15,300 Hey this is not good. She could've at least left the heat on. 60 00:05:15,335 --> 00:05:19,265 Had to happen to me didn't it? 61 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:25,300 Looking for love oooh baby, looking for loove, doooo 62 00:05:25,335 --> 00:05:28,317 Oy, supper time. Come to papa. 63 00:05:28,352 --> 00:05:31,265 Hello little lady. Going my way? 64 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:35,300 SHUT UP AND HELP ME INTO THIS THING! 65 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,743 Come on I haven't got all day! 66 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:48,300 Take me to the nearest town and make it snappy you freak ass crack pot! 67 00:05:48,335 --> 00:05:50,265 Yes ma'am, right away ma'am. 68 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:54,300 So uh, what's a fragile dove like yourself, doing out on a a night like this? 69 00:05:54,335 --> 00:05:57,300 Look mister, I gotta bus load of kids trapped on that pass, 70 00:05:57,335 --> 00:06:00,300 and I need a crane, helicopters and all that crap! 71 00:06:00,335 --> 00:06:03,317 Here let me have some of your aspirin. 72 00:06:03,352 --> 00:06:06,265 Uh, uh ma'am those are actually roofies. 73 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:09,300 Roofies, aspirin, right now I don't give a rat's ass. 74 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:11,300 How far to the nearest town? 75 00:06:11,335 --> 00:06:14,265 Mmm sweet. 76 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:19,300 You guys, what if Ms. Crabtree doesn't come back and we're all trapped here forever? 77 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:23,300 We couldn't get trapped here forever Cartman. We'd die after a couple of days. 78 00:06:23,335 --> 00:06:24,265 Dude! What? 79 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:28,265 I don't wanna die on this bus with you assholes! You guys suck! 80 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:32,300 Would you just relax? We've been in a lot worse situations than this and come out of it just fine. 81 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:33,265 Worse than this? Well sure. 82 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:36,300 Don't you remember that time when the aliens kidnapped your little brother Ike? 83 00:06:36,335 --> 00:06:38,265 Now that was scary. 84 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,300 This sucks. How come the visitors aren't coming for him? 85 00:06:40,335 --> 00:06:44,300 I think we have to signal them somehow. 86 00:06:44,335 --> 00:06:45,265 Hey he's like Rudolph. 87 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:48,300 Yeah, all you have to do is fart some more Cartman, 88 00:06:48,335 --> 00:06:50,265 and the visitors are sure to come. 89 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:54,300 Really? Ah, I don't think I can fart anymore tonight. 90 00:06:54,335 --> 00:06:55,265 Sure you do. 91 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,300 Come on Cartman, fart! 92 00:06:56,335 --> 00:06:57,265 I don't wanna. 93 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,300 He can't hold it in forever. 94 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,265 Fart damn you! 95 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:03,265 Ok, that does it. Now listen! 96 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,300 Why is it that everything today has involved things 97 00:07:05,335 --> 00:07:08,300 either going in or coming out of my ass?! 98 00:07:08,335 --> 00:07:10,265 Whoa, look at that? 99 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,800 It's completely immature! 100 00:07:12,835 --> 00:07:15,265 Hey it's happening again! 101 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:18,300 It's an ice cream truck! Now do you believe us Cartman? 102 00:07:18,335 --> 00:07:20,265 You guys can't scare me. 103 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,717 Cartman! There's an ice cream truck sticking out of your ass! 104 00:07:27,335 --> 00:07:29,300 Hey look the aliens are getting ice cream! 105 00:07:29,335 --> 00:07:33,265 Wow I guess everything's gonna be ok. 106 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:37,265 Now that was what I call a sticky situation. 107 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:42,300 You can say that again. Was that how it happened? 108 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:44,317 Stop let me off you turd! 109 00:07:44,352 --> 00:07:46,265 Hey I wanna help you. 110 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,300 I care a lot about that bus load of uh what was it again? 111 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:50,265 Children. 112 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:54,300 Yeah right. Let me come with you. 113 00:07:54,335 --> 00:07:58,265 What the hell is this crap? 114 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:02,300 I hate flying. Talk about something I hate, it's flyin'. 115 00:08:02,335 --> 00:08:05,300 Say uh, are those roofies kicking in yet? 116 00:08:05,335 --> 00:08:06,265 Well I don't think so! 117 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,265 Damn. You guys like impressions? 118 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:12,300 No! Here's my impression of Robert Deniro, 119 00:08:12,335 --> 00:08:15,300 "Hey yous, yous guys, shut up yous!" 120 00:08:15,335 --> 00:08:17,265 You suck! 121 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,265 Yous guys shut up. 122 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,265 Sit down and shut up! 123 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:25,300 Come on lady, I love you, you love me! 124 00:08:25,335 --> 00:08:29,665 I SAID, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! 125 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,265 Baby you're wonderful. You're a natural! 126 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:38,300 You're the funniest comic I've seen in years! 127 00:08:38,335 --> 00:08:40,265 Why don't you just shut the hell up! 128 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:43,300 I've got to get some assistance for my broken down bus! 129 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:47,300 Broken down bus that's great, great angle. 130 00:08:47,335 --> 00:08:49,265 Do you see her dude? Nope. 131 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,265 God damn it, how long is this gonna take? 132 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:55,300 She's never coming back. Don't you get it? She's left us here to die like pigs! 133 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:58,265 Calm down dude, you're upsetting Kenny. 134 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:01,265 I can't take it anymore! I have to get out of here! 135 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:04,300 No kid! You heard what Ms. Crabtree said, there's a big black scary monster out there. 136 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:08,300 Well I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you. 137 00:09:08,335 --> 00:09:11,300 If I make it back, I'll send help. 138 00:09:11,335 --> 00:09:12,265 Don't do it kid! 139 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:23,950 Maybe Ms. Crabtree did make that stuff about the big black monster. 140 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,700 Holy crap dude! 141 00:09:42,335 --> 00:09:47,265 Gross! 142 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:53,300 Well, I guess nobody else will be getting off the bus. 143 00:09:53,335 --> 00:09:59,300 Hello? Oh hello Ms. Cartman, it's Sharon, Stan's mother. 144 00:09:59,335 --> 00:10:01,317 Oh yes Sharon, how are you. 145 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:03,300 Ms. Cartman is your son at home? 146 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:05,300 Hold on dear, let me check. 147 00:10:05,335 --> 00:10:08,317 Hon I made beefy logs! 148 00:10:08,352 --> 00:10:10,326 I made cookie dings! 149 00:10:10,361 --> 00:10:12,265 Not he's not here. 150 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:17,300 Well now I am worried. I tried all the houses and nobody know where they are. 151 00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:20,265 Oh dear. 152 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,800 I'm telling you Marty, this woman is a natural. 153 00:10:22,835 --> 00:10:25,265 I haven't seen a funnier person since Maury Povich. 154 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:28,300 What's her angle? I can't even explain it. You have to see it. 155 00:10:28,335 --> 00:10:30,300 Alright, this better be good. 156 00:10:30,335 --> 00:10:32,265 Come on in, come on in. 157 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,300 What the hell did you bring me to Denver for? 158 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,317 You brainless brain fecolpheliac! 159 00:10:37,352 --> 00:10:39,300 Mr. Jonas, this is Ms. Crabtree. 160 00:10:39,335 --> 00:10:40,265 Pleasure to meet you. 161 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:44,300 You look like a lump of dog shit just got hit by a CAR! 162 00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:45,817 What did I tell you? 163 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:47,265 She's fantastic. 164 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,300 How would you like to make a million dollars baby? 165 00:10:48,335 --> 00:10:50,317 How'd you like to suck my ass? 166 00:10:50,352 --> 00:10:52,265 Let's get started right away. 167 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,300 You gonna be alright? Don't touch me! 168 00:10:54,335 --> 00:10:56,300 I'm sorry do you need anything? 169 00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:58,265 No. I just... What? 170 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,800 Can't help but feel like I've forgotten something. 171 00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:07,265 What time is it? It is 12:07. 172 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,300 On Wednesday or Thursday? Dude I think it's Saturday now. 173 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,265 What? I'm missing the new Fantasy Island. 174 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,265 Oh man I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus. 175 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,300 Well we can't go anywhere or else that big scary monster outside will get us. 176 00:11:17,335 --> 00:11:18,265 What do you think it is? 177 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,265 I don't know it's a big scary monster. 178 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,265 Hey, maybe it's that thing scuzzlebutt. What? 179 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:28,300 Don't you remember? That time we were out camping with your uncle Jimbo and Ned. 180 00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:30,300 That lava's coming right for us! 181 00:11:30,335 --> 00:11:31,678 Heeelp! 182 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:42,300 Jimini oaks! It's the real scuzzlebutt! 183 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,317 What? Scuzzlebutt's real? 184 00:11:44,352 --> 00:11:46,265 Oh my god! Look at his leg! 185 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:49,265 Hi kids, I'm TV's Brent Mussberger. 186 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:52,300 Dude! He's got Brent Mussberger for a leg! 187 00:11:52,335 --> 00:11:54,817 Quick Ned shoot it! 188 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:57,300 MMm oh no, out of ammo! 189 00:11:57,335 --> 00:11:59,265 Hey look! 190 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:03,300 Dude he's making ice cream! 191 00:12:03,335 --> 00:12:05,265 Scuzzlebutt kicks ass! 192 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,265 Now that's what I call a sticky situation! 193 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:12,300 Ok so we can agree that the monster outside can't be Scuzzlebutt because Scuzzlebutt's nice. 194 00:12:12,335 --> 00:12:14,265 Hey, maybe it's our teacher Mr. Garrison. 195 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:18,300 Don't be stupid Cartman. Our teacher wouldn't be out lying in the forest waiting to kill us. 196 00:12:18,335 --> 00:12:22,300 Oh no? Don't you remember the time he went crazy, and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford? 197 00:12:22,335 --> 00:12:23,965 Here she comes! 198 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:34,265 Come on you little bitch. 199 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:38,300 It is with great pride and honor that I'd like to welcome 200 00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:42,077 Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park! 201 00:12:45,335 --> 00:12:48,265 Thank you. 202 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,265 Mr. Garrison! Stop! 203 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,300 Leave us! We must finish what we have begun! 204 00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:54,265 But Mr. Garrison! 205 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:58,300 She's not really Kathie Lee Gifford, she's some kind of alien. 206 00:12:58,335 --> 00:13:00,200 Thank you, how I love you all. 207 00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:11,265 See I told ya. 208 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,300 Well this is going to put a damper on the day. 209 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:17,300 Let's have ice cream everyone! 210 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:18,265 BEEF-CAKE! 211 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:22,265 Now that's what I call a sticky situation. 212 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:26,300 But the monster outside couldn't be Mr. Garrison, cause Mr. Garrison used a gun. 213 00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:27,265 Oh yeah. 214 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,300 Live from Burbank, it's the tonight show, with Jay Leno. 215 00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:33,265 Tonight Jay's special guests include 216 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:37,300 "Washed up actress from a citcom and the comedy of Ms. Crabtree. 217 00:13:37,335 --> 00:13:40,265 And now here's your host, Jay Leno! 218 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,300 Just relax sweet heart you're gonna kill out there. 219 00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:43,265 Kill who? 220 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,300 That's great, use that. 221 00:13:44,335 --> 00:13:45,265 Do you need anything? 222 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,300 Just give me another one of them Roofies. 223 00:13:47,335 --> 00:13:50,265 Sure. 224 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,800 Uh ok, let's try to calm down mmkay. 225 00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:55,265 This type of thing happens all the time. 226 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,300 What do you mean? How often does an entire 3rd grade class go missing? 227 00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:02,300 Well 99% of the time when a child is missing, 228 00:14:02,335 --> 00:14:07,300 it's because they've run away, mmkay. 229 00:14:07,335 --> 00:14:08,265 Run away? 230 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:12,300 Oy, I knew I shouldn've made Kyle eat that ghafagahaga. 231 00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:13,265 How do we get our runaway children back? 232 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:17,265 Well we just need to make some posters mmkay, hand out brochures mmkay, 233 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:22,300 that way the public can know what the children look like and can call in if they're spotted mmkay? 234 00:14:22,335 --> 00:14:26,265 Let's get started right away. They could be half way to LA by now. 235 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,700 It's only a matter of time before they're selling their bodies and buying smack! 236 00:14:43,335 --> 00:14:44,265 What was that? What was what? 237 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,800 Dude I think the scary monster is right outside the bus. 238 00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:49,067 What could it be? If only we knew what we were up against. 239 00:14:49,102 --> 00:14:51,300 Hey guys, do you remember that time when death was after me? 240 00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:54,817 Oh yeah I remember that. 241 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:58,265 And... mmmmfmfmmfmfmmhmmm 242 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:02,265 Come back here you pompouse son of a pansy! 243 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,300 Don't let him touch you! You die if he touches you! 244 00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:08,500 Come over here you son of a whore! 245 00:15:11,938 --> 00:15:16,201 Take that! And that, and that, that! Take that! 246 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,300 Oh my god! Kenny... killed death! 247 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:22,265 You... bastard? 248 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,300 Now that's what I call a sticky situation. 249 00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:27,817 Yeah but the moster outside couldn't be death, 250 00:15:27,852 --> 00:15:30,300 cause death only touches you, it doesn't eat you. 251 00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:31,265 Oh yeah. 252 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:35,300 Well who really cares what that monster is outside. 253 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:39,300 As long as you stay on the bus it can't hurt us right? 254 00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:41,300 Oh my god! He's killing Kenny! 255 00:15:41,335 --> 00:15:43,265 You bastard! 256 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,265 Oh boy we're in big trouble. 257 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,103 Hey you guys, can we order a pizza? 258 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,300 What the hell are you all staring at!?!?!? 259 00:15:56,335 --> 00:16:01,817 Stop laughing you whores! 260 00:16:01,852 --> 00:16:07,265 I SAID SHUT UP! 261 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,300 Let's hear it for Ms. Crabtree, what an up and comer! 262 00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:11,817 Well, that was great ma'am. 263 00:16:11,852 --> 00:16:13,300 Was it? Does it even matter? 264 00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:14,265 What do you mean? 265 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,300 Success is hollow Mitch, hollow like a dead tree. 266 00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:18,265 I think it's time for me to give it up. 267 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:24,265 Are you sure? I'm sure. Let's get a cup of coffee. 268 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:28,300 I wonder when the monster's gonna come back to feed again. 269 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,265 We just gotta stick together. 270 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,300 Yeah there's got to be a way out of this. 271 00:16:32,335 --> 00:16:33,265 Hey wait a minute. What? 272 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,026 Remember that time that Fonzie jumped over the busses with his motorcycle? 273 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,265 Go Fonzie! 274 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,191 - You can do it Fonzie! - We believe in you Fonz! 275 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,300 Oh my god they killed Kenny! 276 00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:11,265 You bastard! 277 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:16,265 Now that's what I call a sticky situation. 278 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,265 You dumbass Cartman! That's not the way it happened? 279 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:22,300 Yeah dude, Kenny just died 8 hours ago from that monster, how could he have died back then too? 280 00:17:22,335 --> 00:17:25,300 Oh yeah I guess that doesn't make sense. 281 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,265 Oh no! 282 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:34,265 What are we gonna do? 283 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:37,300 Now we need more weight in the back. 284 00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:41,265 No that's too much! 285 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,265 There I think we got it. 286 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,800 I don't know how much longer we can keep this up dude. 287 00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:47,265 Don't worry everything's gonna work out, it always does. 288 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,400 It does? Sure remember that time that that kid in the red shirt decided to go off on his own? 289 00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:55,300 Well I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you. 290 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,284 If I make it back, I'll send help. Don't do it kid. 291 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,797 Hmm, maybe Ms. Crabtree did make that stuff about the big black monster. 292 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:15,265 Holy crap dude! 293 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,365 Hey look it's got ice cream! 294 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,765 Now that's what I call a sticky situation. 295 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:35,300 Wow, this is gorgeous. I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful. 296 00:18:35,335 --> 00:18:38,265 From a distance this place looks like a cold damp marsh, 297 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:42,300 but once you get inside it you realize that it has an inner beauty 298 00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:44,265 far surpassing others. 299 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:47,300 Thank you for sharing your time with me Ms. Crabtree. 300 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,265 Please, call me muffin. 301 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,265 I'm having a nice time muffin. 302 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:54,433 Me too Marcus. I've forgotten all about my cares in the world. 303 00:18:57,335 --> 00:19:00,265 Oh damn man, now I'm missing the new Barnaby Jones! 304 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:05,300 Hey, Ms. Crabtree had that little TV for the training video, maybe we can watch TV on it. 305 00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:08,265 Hey yeah! 306 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:12,300 And all over America, kids are turning to the streets, and running away. 307 00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:16,300 Tonight a very special message from the parents of some run away children, 308 00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:20,300 and hopes that their young will hear their cry. 309 00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:24,265 Hello Stanley. It's me Papa. 310 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:28,300 Gosh your mother and I miss ya. And I hope that wherever you may be, 311 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,265 you'll hear this message. 312 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:35,300 Little lamb, lost in the great big world, 313 00:19:35,335 --> 00:19:40,300 runaway, finding streets, so cold... 314 00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:43,317 Dude, your dad's a retard! 315 00:19:43,352 --> 00:19:46,265 Please come home Kyle. 316 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:50,265 Left home looking for something new, 317 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:54,800 but all you need is right here waiting for you. 318 00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:59,265 Runaway, come home. We love you just as you are. 319 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:03,800 Run away come home, we're sorry things went this faar. 320 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:08,300 Dude did it ever occur to them to just look for us? 321 00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:10,265 I hope my dad doesn't sing. 322 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,300 Hey, do you guys remember the time I found out who my father was? 323 00:20:13,335 --> 00:20:15,265 Boy do I! 324 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:20,300 As I said before, the father is somebody in this room. 325 00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:25,300 The father is... John Elway! 326 00:20:25,335 --> 00:20:26,817 Sweeeett! 327 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,265 Uh oh. 328 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,800 This kicks ass you guys! John Elway's my father! 329 00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:35,300 My father is John Elway, my father is John Elway! 330 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:39,300 Come on son, I'll buy you some ice cream. 331 00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:40,265 Now that's what I call a sticky... 332 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,300 Wait a minute. I thought your father was your mother cause she had a penis! 333 00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:47,300 What? Ay! You son of a bitch I'll kick you in the nuts! 334 00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:51,265 Cartman no! 335 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,812 The bus is going over! Oh no! 336 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,265 Hey we've landed in ice cream. 337 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,265 Wait, wait wait wait. This doesn't make sense. 338 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:25,300 This whole thing doesn't make any sense. I must be... 339 00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:27,300 Oh man what a weird dream! 340 00:21:27,335 --> 00:21:28,265 Are you ok hon? 341 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:32,265 Ma? I just dreamt that me and Stan and Kyle and Kenny were trapped on a bus 342 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,300 and we were talking about everything that happened to us except that it was all wrong, 343 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,265 and ended with us eating ice cream. 344 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,300 Oh. Well would you like some beetles for breakfast? 345 00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:47,265 Yes please. 346 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:51,300 Beetles are good with ice cream. 347 00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:55,300 AHH! Oh dude what a nightmare! 348 00:21:55,335 --> 00:21:56,265 Hello? 349 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,265 Dude I just had the weirdest dream. Really? 350 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:01,265 Yeah I dreamt, that Cartman dreamt that we were all trapped on a bus, 351 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,813 and then he dreamt that we were talking about things that 352 00:22:02,815 --> 00:22:04,201 had happened only they were all wrong, and, 353 00:22:04,335 --> 00:22:06,317 and then he and his mother ate beetles. 354 00:22:06,352 --> 00:22:08,265 Dude! That's a pretty fucked up dream! 355 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,265 Yeah, I must be having some real emotional problems. 356 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,300 Hey, me and Cartman and Kenny are going down to Happy Burger. Wanna come? 357 00:22:12,335 --> 00:22:17,817 Sure, I definitly don't wanna sleep anymore. See ya later. 358 00:22:17,852 --> 00:22:23,300 I wanna thank you for making me feel alive again Marcus. 359 00:22:23,335 --> 00:22:24,265 What is it, what's wrong? 360 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,300 You realize I can't stay. None of this is real. 361 00:22:27,335 --> 00:22:29,265 It's all been a little 8 year old's dream. 362 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:34,300 Oh I know. I know Marcus. But let me just pretend as long as I can. 363 00:22:34,335 --> 00:22:36,300 Sure.