1 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,899 Lights, please. 2 00:00:19,099 --> 00:00:23,868 There were shepherds abiding in the field, watching over their flock. 3 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:28,538 The Lord's angel came upon them, and they were afraid. He said: 4 00:00:28,709 --> 00:00:33,708 "Fear not. I bring tidings of joy. For born today in the city of David... 5 00:00:33,919 --> 00:00:38,188 ...is the savior, Jesus Christ. Glory to God and good will towards men." 6 00:00:38,389 --> 00:00:41,988 And now, South Park Elementary presents The Birth of Jesus. 7 00:00:46,029 --> 00:00:47,758 Come on, Mary, push! 8 00:00:48,169 --> 00:00:49,858 I can see its head! 9 00:00:51,599 --> 00:00:52,728 It's a boy! 10 00:00:55,409 --> 00:00:57,098 Wait a minute. Wait. 11 00:00:57,309 --> 00:01:01,248 Kyle, you need to hold the baby by the legs not the head. 12 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:03,438 - What kind of sick weirdo are you? - Sorry. 13 00:01:03,619 --> 00:01:07,108 And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. 14 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:11,188 Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing? 15 00:01:11,389 --> 00:01:13,758 I'm trying to direct the school Christmas play... 16 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:17,118 ...but your son was holding baby Jesus fetus by the head. 17 00:01:17,329 --> 00:01:22,728 How dare you include the Nativity in a school play! My son is Jewish! 18 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:24,717 So? 19 00:01:24,938 --> 00:01:28,627 So what makes you think he should play Joseph? 20 00:01:28,868 --> 00:01:33,327 - Because it's Christmas. - Our family doesn't celebrate Christmas! 21 00:01:34,778 --> 00:01:37,407 You're not gonna lay that Channukah crap on me, are you? 22 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:40,637 What? You won't get away with this! 23 00:01:40,848 --> 00:01:44,577 - Kyle's mom's here to ruin Christmas. - Shut up, fat boy! 24 00:01:44,788 --> 00:01:48,487 - I'm not fat. I'm festively plump. - Why are you Jewish on Christmas? 25 00:01:48,688 --> 00:01:53,857 Kyle, is there anything you can do for the play that isn't Jesus-related? 26 00:01:54,068 --> 00:01:56,797 How about the dreidel song, bubee? 27 00:01:56,998 --> 00:02:00,797 - I can sing "The Mr. Hankey Song." - How does that go? 28 00:02:04,478 --> 00:02:06,937 - "Christmas poo"? - What's "Christmas poo"? 29 00:02:07,148 --> 00:02:09,607 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Haven't you heard of it? 30 00:02:09,818 --> 00:02:11,337 Kyle, that is enough! 31 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:14,137 That's what you get for raising a pagan. 32 00:02:14,348 --> 00:02:18,147 That does it! I'm going straight to the mayor about you! 33 00:02:18,358 --> 00:02:21,157 Wait, I'm sorry. Was it the pagan remark? 34 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:22,827 You guys, look. 35 00:02:23,027 --> 00:02:24,926 It's snowing. 36 00:02:29,027 --> 00:02:32,526 - Christmas snow. - Try to catch flakes on your tongue. 37 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,156 It's fun. 38 00:02:41,877 --> 00:02:43,006 Sick, dude. 39 00:02:43,577 --> 00:02:46,806 Hey! Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow. 40 00:02:47,017 --> 00:02:49,446 - We can too. - It's against the law. 41 00:02:49,647 --> 00:02:51,586 - Officer Barbrady? - What? 42 00:02:51,787 --> 00:02:54,946 Is it illegal for Jews to eat Christmas snow? 43 00:02:55,257 --> 00:02:56,916 - Yes. - Damn it! 44 00:02:57,127 --> 00:03:00,256 We have to go tell Santa Claus what we want. 45 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:03,426 Bye, Kyle. There's no reason for you to come... 46 00:03:03,637 --> 00:03:07,436 ...since you don't get Christmas gifts. - I get Channukah gifts for eight days. 47 00:03:07,637 --> 00:03:10,106 Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame. 48 00:03:10,307 --> 00:03:12,276 We'll catch you later, Kyle. 49 00:03:12,477 --> 00:03:16,036 Wait! I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. 50 00:03:16,247 --> 00:03:19,216 - What's this about Christmas poo? - Mr. Hankey. 51 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:22,846 He comes out of the toilet and gives gifts to people with high-fiber diets. 52 00:03:23,057 --> 00:03:25,746 You are really reaching right now. 53 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:29,885 You'll be sorry when I ride on Santa's sleigh with Mr. Hankey. 54 00:03:30,096 --> 00:03:32,955 You won't ride on Santa's sleigh, because you're a Jew. 55 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:34,685 See ya, dude. 56 00:05:13,665 --> 00:05:16,424 Okay, everybody, settle down. 57 00:05:16,635 --> 00:05:21,864 We are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. 58 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:24,124 Church and state are separate. 59 00:05:25,535 --> 00:05:28,974 - What's going on? - The whole town's pissed off. 60 00:05:29,175 --> 00:05:33,234 That isn't all, mayor. The school play is doing a Nativity scene. 61 00:05:33,444 --> 00:05:36,603 It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community. 62 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:39,343 You are the Jewish community. 63 00:05:39,554 --> 00:05:43,083 - Super-bitch is at it again. - Don't call my mom a bitch. 64 00:05:43,294 --> 00:05:47,423 The Nativity is what Christmas is about. If you remove Christ... 65 00:05:47,624 --> 00:05:50,853 ...you must remove Santa, Frosty and all that garbage too. 66 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:55,023 And we must stop cutting down Christmas trees. 67 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:59,603 I'm sick of those flaps on coffee lids. 68 00:05:59,804 --> 00:06:03,833 If you don't want to spill coffee, don't drive with it. 69 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:10,383 Okay, people. Clearly, we need to reach a compromise. 70 00:06:10,584 --> 00:06:14,143 Perhaps we need a new icon for Christmas. 71 00:06:14,354 --> 00:06:15,613 Brilliant idea. 72 00:06:17,054 --> 00:06:20,153 Hey, how about Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo? 73 00:06:20,364 --> 00:06:22,923 - Excuse me? - Oh, boy. Here we go again. 74 00:06:23,094 --> 00:06:25,033 He comes out of the toilet... 75 00:06:25,234 --> 00:06:27,963 ...and gives gifts to everybody who eats fiber. 76 00:06:28,164 --> 00:06:29,153 Kyle! 77 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:32,533 It's true. He doesn't care what faith you are. 78 00:06:36,773 --> 00:06:40,072 Don't mind him. He's a very disturbed little boy. 79 00:06:40,783 --> 00:06:43,372 - Kyle, we're leaving right now. - Wait. 80 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:47,712 Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers... 81 00:06:47,923 --> 00:06:50,712 ...so this will be a non-offensive Christmas... 82 00:06:50,923 --> 00:06:54,982 ...to any religious or minority group. Any other suggestions? 83 00:06:55,923 --> 00:07:00,022 - Yes, Mr. Garrison? - Could we get rid of all the Mexicans? 84 00:07:02,063 --> 00:07:06,062 No, Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. 85 00:07:06,273 --> 00:07:07,792 Rats. 86 00:07:13,613 --> 00:07:16,372 It's disgusting, and we will not have it. 87 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,242 - Your father's right, Kyle. - Let me handle this. 88 00:07:19,453 --> 00:07:23,012 Having imaginary friends is fine, but this won't do! 89 00:07:23,223 --> 00:07:24,812 Listen to your father. 90 00:07:25,023 --> 00:07:29,652 I want you to repeat after me, "There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey." 91 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:31,292 - But, Dad, he... - Say it! 92 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:34,192 - There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey. - Again. 93 00:07:34,403 --> 00:07:37,632 - There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey. - It's for your own good. 94 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:42,531 Now go to bed. You won't be opening your Channukah gift tonight. 95 00:07:42,742 --> 00:07:45,801 - Probably a stupid dreidel, anyway. - What did you say? 96 00:07:46,012 --> 00:07:47,671 I said, Ike's on fire. 97 00:07:48,212 --> 00:07:49,401 Oh, my God! 98 00:07:52,552 --> 00:07:55,881 It isn't fair. I don't wanna be an outcast. 99 00:07:57,192 --> 00:07:59,681 - I'm not hearing that. - Hello? 100 00:08:01,262 --> 00:08:02,251 Mr. Hankey? 101 00:08:03,632 --> 00:08:05,651 Howdy-ho! 102 00:08:07,162 --> 00:08:08,651 Howdy-ho, Kyle. 103 00:08:08,862 --> 00:08:11,831 - Gosh, you're looking swell. - Go away. 104 00:08:12,032 --> 00:08:16,301 You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers. 105 00:08:16,502 --> 00:08:19,341 - My dad says you aren't real. - Not real? 106 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:24,741 Well, shucks, if I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song? 107 00:08:32,452 --> 00:08:34,321 I'll get in trouble. 108 00:08:42,061 --> 00:08:44,220 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 109 00:08:44,431 --> 00:08:45,560 Open the door! 110 00:08:47,671 --> 00:08:49,360 Mr. Hankey, come here. 111 00:08:54,941 --> 00:08:56,930 Say something, Mr. Hankey. 112 00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:04,320 Get to sleep and think about how your mother has to clean that bathroom. 113 00:09:04,521 --> 00:09:05,920 What? Me? 114 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:12,420 - Howdy-ho! - Mr. Hankey, where the hell did you go? 115 00:09:12,631 --> 00:09:16,720 You should be wearing socks to sleep. You'll catch a cold. 116 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,900 Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. 117 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,160 That's too bad. 118 00:09:21,371 --> 00:09:24,930 Come to school with me so I can prove I'm not crazy. 119 00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:27,970 Say, that sounds like a swell idea. 120 00:09:28,181 --> 00:09:31,200 We can show everyone the spirit of Christmas. 121 00:09:31,411 --> 00:09:33,610 Yeah, we'll show them. 122 00:09:34,181 --> 00:09:38,640 We've got to turn this place around. Take down anything that's offensive... 123 00:09:38,851 --> 00:09:40,720 ...to any specific group. 124 00:09:40,921 --> 00:09:43,390 Is mistletoe offensive? 125 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:46,119 Is anyone offended by mistletoe? 126 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:49,789 Lose the mistletoe. 127 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,799 I'm getting that John Elway helmet for Christmas. 128 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,939 - How do you know? - It's in my parents' closet. 129 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:02,039 I sneaked around my mom's closet and saw what I'm getting: 130 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,369 - The Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000. - What's that? 131 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:09,179 - I don't know, but it sounds sweet. - Hello, everybody. 132 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:11,439 - What's in the box? - A surprise. 133 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:14,049 - Let me see. - Okay. Don't scare him. 134 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:19,849 Dude, sick! 135 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:24,429 Is this some kind of Jewish tradition? 136 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:28,199 Wait, you guys, he's alive. 137 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:32,299 - You better go home and get some sleep. - Dance! 138 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,939 Dance! Dance, damn you! 139 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:39,269 I'm going to say words, and the computer will measure... 140 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:44,209 ...how offended you are. We can find out which words are least offensive... 141 00:10:44,419 --> 00:10:47,008 ...for use in the holiday season. Ready? 142 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:48,308 Here we go. 143 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:50,218 Christ. 144 00:10:50,989 --> 00:10:52,818 Okay. Chair. 145 00:10:54,899 --> 00:10:55,888 Camel. 146 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,718 Sand. 147 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,628 Stupid wop-dago. 148 00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:07,628 Bench. 149 00:11:10,579 --> 00:11:14,238 - Do you have to take the tree too? - Mayor's orders. 150 00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:19,178 Okay, I'm having a hard time with our Christmas play. 151 00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:23,518 We can't sing songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. 152 00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:25,588 - Thanks to Kyle's mom. - Shut up! 153 00:11:25,789 --> 00:11:29,588 Anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs? 154 00:11:30,529 --> 00:11:32,188 - Yes, Eric? - How about we sing: 155 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:37,928 - "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D? - I said not to call my mom a bitch! 156 00:11:46,978 --> 00:11:48,347 Shut up, Cartman! 157 00:11:49,248 --> 00:11:51,977 - Howdy-ho! - Mr. Hankey. 158 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:04,417 Golly, that isn't very nice. I'd sure like to teach him a lesson. 159 00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:27,317 Mr. Hankey, no. 160 00:12:28,218 --> 00:12:30,917 - What the...? - Gross, Kyle! 161 00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:34,317 Kyle, did you just throw doo-doo at Eric? 162 00:12:35,928 --> 00:12:37,917 You sick bastard! 163 00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:42,067 Now, Kyle, as your school counselor... 164 00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:45,597 ...I want to help you confront your problem, m'kay? 165 00:12:45,768 --> 00:12:48,467 - I don't have a problem. - It's my understanding... 166 00:12:48,638 --> 00:12:52,237 ...that you have an acute case of fecalphilia. 167 00:12:52,407 --> 00:12:53,506 What's that? 168 00:12:53,717 --> 00:12:57,846 A fecalphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie-stinks, Kyle. 169 00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:03,216 - I also understand that you're Jewish. - Well, not on purpose. 170 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:06,716 This must be a pretty hard time of year for you. 171 00:13:06,927 --> 00:13:09,616 - Do kids make fun of you? - Sometimes. 172 00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,696 - That must make you mad. - Sure. 173 00:13:11,897 --> 00:13:14,726 Mad enough to kill, Kyle? 174 00:13:15,237 --> 00:13:16,856 - No, dude! - That's good. 175 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:23,006 Sometimes we feel like an outsider. We create friends in our minds, m'kay? 176 00:13:23,207 --> 00:13:24,906 Mr. Hankey seems so real. 177 00:13:25,077 --> 00:13:30,236 Of course he does. In your screwed up head, he's the only friend you have. 178 00:13:30,447 --> 00:13:31,436 Kyle! 179 00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:33,346 Howdy-ho! 180 00:13:34,587 --> 00:13:37,886 You're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay? 181 00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:41,426 You're one screwed-up little kid. You understand? 182 00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:49,886 Try and stay positive. Stay away from drugs and alcohol. In the meantime... 183 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,796 ...I'm putting you on a heavy regimen of Prozac. 184 00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:58,005 Oh, my God, you sick little monkey! 185 00:13:58,206 --> 00:14:01,335 Children, we've just received word from the mayor... 186 00:14:01,546 --> 00:14:04,915 ...that the play can't include any Christmas lights... 187 00:14:05,116 --> 00:14:08,175 ...since they offend people with epilepsy. 188 00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:12,685 Kenny, please go over and pull the light cords out of the wall. 189 00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:18,995 Careful now, Kenny. Those are very, very dangerous. 190 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:27,325 - Now let's practice our... - No! Get away from me. 191 00:14:27,536 --> 00:14:30,435 - Just look more closely at it. - No! Go away! 192 00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:34,075 Stan, you need to do something about your friend. 193 00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:37,505 Get him out of here before he hurts anybody. 194 00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:42,155 We need to commit our friend Kyle. 195 00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:45,325 - Reason? - I'm a clinically-depressed fecalphiliac. 196 00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:47,255 - Any allergies? - No. 197 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:48,755 Jacket! 198 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,525 Bye, Kyle. Happy Channukah. 199 00:14:56,535 --> 00:15:00,294 Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? 200 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,504 Good. It looks like they've taken the trees down. 201 00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:08,374 There's nothing Christian either. This should be great. 202 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:13,444 This could be such a wonderful play. I wish Kyle was here to see it. 203 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,014 Second verse, same as the first. 204 00:15:21,995 --> 00:15:26,364 - Welcome to the South Park... - Wait. There's a star above the stage. 205 00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:30,324 - That's offensive to non-Christians. - Oh, come on. 206 00:15:30,535 --> 00:15:33,624 - Hey! Don't push your beliefs on me. - I agree. 207 00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:35,134 Oh, brother. 208 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:39,634 Kenny, climb the ladder and take down the star above the stage. 209 00:15:39,845 --> 00:15:42,744 Be careful not to fall in the pool below you. 210 00:15:42,945 --> 00:15:45,674 The shark for the third act is in there. 211 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:50,644 Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. 212 00:15:50,855 --> 00:15:53,724 Before we start, here's a non-offensive... 213 00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:57,014 ...non-denominational song by the school chef. 214 00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:26,013 Doesn't seem right without Kyle. 215 00:16:26,224 --> 00:16:29,553 Well, old Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while. Get used to it. 216 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:33,323 - Get ready to take your places. - Thank you, Chef. 217 00:16:37,094 --> 00:16:39,693 Now, South Park Elementary presents... 218 00:16:39,904 --> 00:16:43,533 ...the non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas play... 219 00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:48,303 ...with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass. 220 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,273 As I turn and look into the sun... 221 00:16:54,484 --> 00:16:57,043 ...the rays burn my eyes. 222 00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:02,053 How like a turtle, the sun looks. 223 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,982 What the hell is this? 224 00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,392 This is horrible. 225 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,432 This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen. 226 00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:12,462 You made it this way. 227 00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:17,102 - The Jews didn't want it Christian. - We didn't take out Santa. 228 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,772 All you bastards ruined Christmas. 229 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,372 - Get him in the ribs. - Tree-hugger! 230 00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:26,682 - This is the worst Christmas ever. - Yeah. 231 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:29,642 Where's Kyle? 232 00:17:29,813 --> 00:17:31,752 - We committed him. - What? Why? 233 00:17:31,953 --> 00:17:36,222 He kept seeing this brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere. 234 00:17:36,393 --> 00:17:39,192 Christmas Poo? You mean Mr. Hankey. 235 00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:45,992 - Say, kids, why the long faces? - We're bored. 236 00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:49,692 - There's nothing to do. - Maybe this will help. 237 00:17:49,873 --> 00:17:52,302 A Mr. Hankey Construction Set! 238 00:17:52,703 --> 00:17:57,372 Now you can make your own Mr. Hankey. Just use the fecal fishing net... 239 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,372 ...and select your best Mr. Hankey. - That one. 240 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:04,542 Then use the Hankey stand to add eyes, mouth and hats. 241 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:07,411 I made a mariachi Mr. Hankey. 242 00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:09,481 Now it's a Mrs. Hankey. 243 00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:13,651 - Let's put the fez hat on him. - I wish Daddy were still alive. 244 00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:17,591 The set comes with everything seen here. 245 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,291 Where's Mr. Hankey? 246 00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:27,031 - I love you, sweetheart. - I love you too. 247 00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:36,001 This is horrible. All of this because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey. 248 00:18:36,212 --> 00:18:38,481 You can believe in him now. 249 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,951 I believe. 250 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:43,091 I believe in Mr. Hankey. 251 00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:47,081 Howdy-ho! 252 00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:52,361 Howdy, folks. Gosh, you sure do smell nice and flowery. 253 00:18:53,402 --> 00:18:55,091 Howdy-ho, Chef. 254 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,291 Howdy-ho, Mr. Hankey. 255 00:18:57,572 --> 00:19:00,731 That does it. Screw you guys, I'm going home. 256 00:19:00,942 --> 00:19:04,971 - I draw the line at talking poo. - What's all the ruckus? 257 00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:08,240 The whole town is about to kill each other. 258 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:12,440 I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey. 259 00:19:15,351 --> 00:19:16,820 Stop fighting! 260 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:19,790 Oh, my God. What the hell is that thing? 261 00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:22,290 Come on, gang, don't fight. 262 00:19:22,731 --> 00:19:27,060 You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas... 263 00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:29,860 ...that you've forgotten what's right about it. 264 00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:33,930 Don't you see? This is the one time of year... 265 00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,900 ...we're supposed to forget the bad stuff. 266 00:19:37,071 --> 00:19:40,440 Stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world... 267 00:19:40,641 --> 00:19:43,700 ...and for just one day say, "The heck with it." 268 00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:47,010 "Let's sing and dance and bake cookies." 269 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,760 Dude, this is pretty f* * * ed up. 270 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,760 Howdy-ho, Kyle. 271 00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:10,910 - Oh, no. I'm not sane yet. - I brought some friends with me. 272 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,409 Friends? 273 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,509 Merry Christmas, Kyle Broflovski! 274 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,979 You can see him? I'm not crazy? 275 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,209 Well, I've got a long night ahead of me. 276 00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,399 Bye-bye. Merry Christmas. 277 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:53,939 Goodbye. Bring me lots of gifts. I always believed in you. 278 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:56,209 Howdy-ho, ho, ho! 279 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,859 I learned something today. Jewish people are okay. 280 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,289 And Channukah can be cool too. 281 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,629 It seems like something's still not right. 282 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,129 Yeah, something feels unfinished. 283 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,729 What could it be?