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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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All right, parents and students,
please take your seats.
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Okay, okay.
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Now, as you know,
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there was an incident
at the school last week
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involving a student referring to rape
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as a "Hot Cosby."
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M'kay?
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Listen, listen!
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Principal Victoria has been fired.
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- Whoa.
- What?
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- Fired?
- Sweet, dude!
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And a new person has been appointed
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to try and make South Park Elementary
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a more progressive place
that fits in with today's times.
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M'kay?
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So, please welcome P.C. Principal.
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All right, listen up.
My name is P.C. Principal.
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I don't know about you,
but frankly, I'm sick and tired
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of how minority groups are
marginalized in today's society.
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I'm here because this place
is lost in a time warp!
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Students who still use
the word "retarded."
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A teacher who said women without wombs
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should get an AIDS test.
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Oh, I was a lesbian then.
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A chef person of color
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who the children had sing soul songs
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and who the children
drove to kill himself.
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No, he got brainwashed by a cult.
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And that's two days detention
for you, young man.
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- We'll see you at 4:00.
- What?
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Let me ask you this...
We're in Colorado, right?
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Where are the Hispanic kids? Huh?
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Where are the ethnic
and racial minorities?
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Well, we have Token.
He's black.
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And that's two days
detention for you, Mackey.
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Congratulations.
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Wha... I got detention?
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I Googled South Park before I came here,
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and I could not believe the shit
you are getting away with.
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People claiming to be advocates
of transgender rights,
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but really just wanting to use
the women's bathroom.
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A white man who thinks he's Chinese,
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and built a wall to keep out Mongolians.
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Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!
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What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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I'm telling you all, this is done.
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Like it or not, P.C. is back,
and it's bigger than ever.
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Woo! Woo! Woo! You hear that?
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That's the sound of 2015
pulling you over, people.
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Suck it.
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Man, I guess things are gonna be
different around here.
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You know what?
I think it's good.
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Let's face it, this is long overdue.
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Did you guys hear?
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Cartman got four days detention
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for calling Heidi Turner "clitty litter."
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Rmphm?
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But the thing is,
Eric isn't even fighting it.
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It's like he's all sad and scared.
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Good! He should be sad and scared.
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These things do matter.
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And I already feel better
to be at a school
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where we can start to have a dialogue
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and talk about this stuff.
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Will Kyle Broflovski
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report to the principal's office
immediately, m'kay?
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Kyle Broflovski.
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Did I say that all right?
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Uh, hi.
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I'm Gerald, Kyle Broflovski's father.
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Have a seat.
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I've been talking with your child,
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and we're gonna be giving
him two weeks detention.
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What's this about, Kyle?
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Your son said some things
to a fourth-grade girl
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that, frankly, make me want to puke.
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Now that I'm principal,
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I'm not gonna allow
anyone at this school
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to be made feel unsafe and harassed.
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W-W-What did he say?
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You'll have to excuse my language.
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"I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero."
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This kind of transphobic
and bigoted hate speech
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isn't gonna fly here, bro!
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I thought we were all on board
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that Caitlyn Jenner
is an amazing, beautiful woman
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who had the exquisite bravery
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of a butterfly flying against the wind.
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And then this shit comes out
of people's mouths!
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P.C. Principal, I-I'm sure Kyle
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was just referring to Bruce
Jenner as a person,
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and not trying to say
anything against...
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You got a fucking problem, bro?
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No.
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'Cause it's not Bruce fucking Jenner!
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It's Caitlyn, and she's a fucking
stunning woman!
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Or maybe you're the one teaching him
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to demean women in the first place.
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Huh?! What's up?
What's fucking up, bro?!
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Look, maybe we can all just take...
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Get the fuck out of here, dude!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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I mean, who the hell does
this guy think he is?
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Some college kid's gonna come in
and tell us our ways are old?
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Yeah.
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And you can't bully our kids like that.
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Kyle's already got
two weeks of detention.
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For what?
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Just 'cause he said something
about Caitlyn Jenner.
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Oh. Caitlyn Jenner? She's a hero.
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She is stunning and brave.
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Stunning.
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She is absolutely beautiful
and an inspiration.
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- Yep.
- Yep, that's right.
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What the hell are you guys talk...
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Uh, we got to be careful, Gerald.
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This is a college bar.
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Somebody here have a problem
with Caitlyn Jenner?
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- No.
- No?
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'Cause she's a stunning,
beautiful woman,
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and if you want to call
her anything else,
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I'm ready to fucking throw down.
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No, no. We're totally fine with it.
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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
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"It"?
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Did somebody just refer
to Caitlyn Jenner as "it"?!
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I'm P.C., bro. I'll throw down.
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- Sweet! You're P.C., bro?
- Yeah, Arizona State.
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Sweet, bro. I'm P.C. UMass.
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- Fuck yeah! Sweet, dude.
- Sweet!
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So, do we have a fucking problem here?
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No!
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Caitlyn Jenner is the bravest
woman in America.
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Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo!
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Did someone here just say America
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in a way that otherizes and demeans
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the people of Latin and South America?!
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Nice, dude. You P.C.?
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Yeah, Chino Hills.
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You think Venezuelans
aren't Americans, brah?!
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Yeah, you want to make fun of me?!
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Hey! What seems to be
the problem here, gentlemen?
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- Who the hell are you?
- I'm P.C. Principal.
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Oh, nice. We're all P.C., too.
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No way! There's more P.C. bros here?
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Yeah, dude. Ohio State.
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Sweet, bros! Texas A&M.
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Bro, I had no idea there
were like-minded individuals
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in this town who defended
social minorities.
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- We should all hang out!
- We should totally hang out!
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We should all get a house together
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and unite our tolerant views.
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- Fucking do it, dude!
- Fuck yeah!
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Whoo! No problematic language here, bro!
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Whoo!
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Well, looks like things
are getting all P.C. again.
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Fuck yeah, bro! P.C.!
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Well, how long do you
think this will last?
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Lasted about six years last time.
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We got at least 5.9 years to go.
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Uh, hey, Cartman.
What's going on?
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Aren't you going to, uh, you know,
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go do something
about this new principal?
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I've already got four days of detention.
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I don't want any more.
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I'm gonna start following the rules.
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But this isn't you, Cartman!
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Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman we know?
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The Eric Cartman we know
breaks the rules,
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and he gets away with it,
just like his hero.
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Come on. Who's your hero, Cartman?
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Tom Brady.
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Right.
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And what does Tom Brady do
after breaking the rules?
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- Deny and subvert.
- Yeah!
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Yeah, what... what would Tom Brady say
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if he got caught shoplifting?
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"Everybody shoplifts.
Why are you coming down on me?"
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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You're Tom Brady, Cartman.
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And that new principal in there
is the football commissioner
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trying to dictate his punishment to you.
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And what happens when
an invulnerable cheater
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comes up against an elitist
corporate dictator?
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A perfect storm of hypocrisy
that everyone in the country
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has to deal with for months on end.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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You're right, guys. I'm gonna
Tom Brady this thing.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say,
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"You're not giving me
four days of detention.
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You're only giving me one!"
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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No! No, to hell with that!
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You're giving me no days detention!
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And then I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife,
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who's not even that hot,
kind of looks like a dude!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Thanks, guys.
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I almost forgot the lessons
that football has taught us all.
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I can get around these pesky rules.
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Butters, I'm going
to need your underwear.
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Okay!
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Cool. I think we did it.
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Oh, P.C. Principal.
How are you today?
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What are you doing
in the faculty bathroom?
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You know, I think you and I
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got off on the wrong foot the other day.
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By all means, please,
keep your dick out.
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You see, I'm not going to accept
four days of detention,
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and you're going to apologize publicly
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for being so strict to me
and my friends at school.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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It's just a request, that's all.
See you around.
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Oh, you seem to have dropped
something, P.C. Principal.
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What's this?
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Why, this is a little boy's underwear.
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Why, this is Butters' underwear.
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What?
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P.C. Principal, you have
Butters' underwear?
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And now...
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Oh, my gosh,
it's got your DNA all over it.
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This certainly
doesn't look good for you.
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I don't need to tell anyone about this.
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No, I think we have an understanding.
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Capiche?
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What did you just say?
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You mean about keeping your dick out?
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"Capiche"?
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You're associating Italian-Americans
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to intimidation tactics?
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You better watch your
microaggressions, bro.
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O-Kay.
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Look, you don't want to end up
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like the spokesman for Subway, do you?
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Did you just use a term
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that excludes women from an occupation?!
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Okay, let's back up. Aah!
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Did you just say spokesman
instead of spokesperson
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when women are just as capable
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of selling sandwiches as anyone?!
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Are you purposely trying to use words
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that assert your male privilege?!
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No, I'm sorry!
254
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I was just trying to frame
you for raping Butters!
255
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Do you think Italian-Americans
and women are less important?!
256
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Oh, God!
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You dare to use words that alienate
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two communities of people
who have to deal
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with verbal biases like
yours on a daily basis?!
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♪ What you gonna do
when you get out of jail? ♪
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♪ I'm gonna have some fun ♪
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♪ What do you consider fun? ♪
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♪ Fun, natural fun ♪
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Can I speak with P.C. Principal, please?
265
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Oh, yeah. We got another one, guys!
266
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All right! Bring him in, bro!
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Get ready! Whoo!
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Wait, what?
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Hey, no, I-l don't...
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All the pledges, take a shot!
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All right, pledgies.
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We're excited you want
to try and be P.C.
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We hope you've got what it takes
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to join the most socially
active group in America.
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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You know, there's still some
people out there that say,
277
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"What does being P.C. really mean?"
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Well, I'll tell you what it means.
279
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It means you love nothing
more than beer, working out,
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and that feeling you get
when you rhetorically defend
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a marginalized community
from systems of oppression.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
283
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,250
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
284
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
285
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,586
Whoo!
286
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,504
- Whoo-hoo!
- Let's go! Yeah!
287
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,314
You got home pretty late last night.
288
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,065
6:00 a.m.?
289
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I've joined a social-awareness group.
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It's a coalition
that discourages the use of
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Words that have negative
or offensive connotations,
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to grant respect
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to people who are victims
of unfair stereotypes.
294
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You got in at 6:00, and now
you're missing work.
295
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,045
We've been getting away
with horrible things, Sharon.
296
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Having laughs at less privileged people
297
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and thinking it was harmless.
298
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Our group is... trying to be
a civilizing influence,
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where we discuss and have meetings
300
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to better define and reinforce tolerance
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and acceptance of all groups of people.
302
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,186
Hmm.
303
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,397
And do they have booze
at these meetings?
304
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:15,568
Uh, they serve refreshments, yes.
305
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,699
Cartman?
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00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,743
We can't beat him, you guys.
307
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,995
P.C. Principal is too strong.
308
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,413
What do we do now?
309
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,165
There's nothing left to do.
310
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I'm going to admit
I did something wrong,
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take my punishment, and move on.
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I'm not Tom Brady.
313
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Oh, no!
314
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,926
Dude, if we all tell the police
what the principal did,
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he'll be fired.
316
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Yeah!
317
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- No way.
- Why?
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Because P.C. Principal is right, Kyle.
319
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You and I are bigots.
320
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And it's time for us to grow up.
321
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,397
No, you're a bigot.
322
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,816
If I can face my prejudice,
why can't you?
323
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,401
We're two privileged,
straight white boys
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who have their laughs
325
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,112
about things we never had to deal with.
326
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,446
I'm not going to apologize
327
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,031
for saying Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero.
328
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,408
In fact, personally,
329
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,576
I think she's most likely
not a very good person.
330
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,829
Aah-aah!
331
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,747
Kyle, believe me, I know
the struggle with hatred.
332
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Let's make ourselves
better people... together.
333
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,794
Come on, fat-ass.
334
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,588
No more fat shaming, Kyle.
Let's start a new chapter.
335
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,590
So you're never gonna
call me a dirty Jew again?
336
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,800
No.
337
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,262
I'm going to call you... my friend.
338
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,056
Oh, fuck you.
339
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,226
I guess we never realized
how bad he really was.
340
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,227
- ♪ Ba ♪
- ♪ Ba-ba ♪
341
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,479
- ♪ Now watch me whip, hey ♪
- ♪ Kill it ♪
342
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,148
- ♪ Now watch me nae nae ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪
343
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,858
♪ Now watch me whip, whip ♪
344
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,443
- ♪ Watch me nae nae ♪
- ♪ Want me do it? ♪
345
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,653
All right, pledges, listen up.
346
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,281
Congratulations on making it
to the final cuts.
347
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,282
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
348
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,867
- Dude, let's go!
- Whoo-hoo!
349
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,785
Now it's time for the final test.
350
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,955
So what you're gonna have to do
to prove you belong with P.C.
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00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,458
is go out there and check
someone's privilege.
352
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,376
- Finally!
- Yes!
353
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,004
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
354
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,673
Topher, can you explain
check your privilege, please?
355
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,383
It's getting someone to acknowledge
356
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,676
their own inherent privileges,
357
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,386
and reminding them to put them aside
358
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,347
in order to better understand
another human's plight.
359
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,098
You see, there's still people out there
360
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,266
like Brett fucking Favre,
361
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,185
who think that when we all stand up
362
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,604
and applaud Caitlyn Jenner
at the ESPY Awards,
363
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,273
he can get away with one
of these bullshit claps.
364
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,485
It's called clapping, Favre!
365
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,987
What the fuck are you doing?
You washing your hands?
366
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,156
You're either on board
or you're not, bro.
367
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,492
Now, if he's gonna bring
shame on someone,
368
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,202
then he can have his privilege checked,
369
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,995
and have a little shame
brought down on him!
370
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,081
You want me to shame Brett Favre?
371
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,041
No.
372
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,086
'Cause there's somebody even worse now.
373
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,222
Aah!
374
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,141
What the fuck, dude?!
What the fuck?!
375
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,490
I may be down, but I'm not out.
376
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,449
Tom Brady's never out.
377
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,159
You broke the rules!
378
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,662
Fuck you I broke the rules.
You're breaking the rules.
379
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,414
Fuck you. You broke the rules.
380
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,833
You broke the rules how you
found out I broke the rules.
381
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,668
Yeah, you broke the rules!
382
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,378
I'm the commissioner.
I can break the rules 'cause you guys
383
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,921
broke the rules before,
but I didn't bust you enough.
384
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,297
Just 'cause you didn't bust us enough
385
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,674
for breaking the rules,
that doesn't mean
386
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,134
you can break the rules busting us now.
387
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,802
Fuck both you guys.
I can do whatever I want.
388
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,803
I'm breaking the rules.
389
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,762
Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!
390
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,014
Fuck you, I'm the commissioner.
I'll make up new rules.
391
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,474
Fuck your rules!
392
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,809
Fuck you guys.
You're always fucking rules.
393
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,977
Fuck all the rules! Rules, rules...
394
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:36,894
Aah! Butters!
395
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:37,895
I'm here, Eric.
396
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,397
Oh, Butters.
397
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,482
I've lived such a horrible life,
398
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,109
always doing whatever I want
399
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,735
and claiming it to be for integrity.
400
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,737
- Butters?!
- Yes, Eric?
401
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,948
I'm never going back
to the person I was.
402
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,324
I swear to God.
403
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,410
From now on, the world is going to know
404
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,329
a new and better Eric Cartman.
405
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,924
Will you please tell your
dad to leave me alone?
406
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,634
Dude, what happened?
407
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,637
Your dad was on my lawn
yelling at me all night,
408
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,347
and after I finally fell asleep,
409
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,724
I woke up Saran-wrapped to a tree
410
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,267
with penises on my face.
411
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,436
And this.
412
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,605
Hang on.
413
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,568
Dad, did you draw dicks
on my friend's face?
414
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,279
Did I check his privilege? Yes.
415
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,031
I had some refreshments,
416
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,575
and I checked your friend's privilege.
417
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,410
That's my best friend, Dad.
418
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,454
Stop shaming him because
you want to fit in.
419
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,499
Stan, straight white males
in a capitalistic society
420
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,084
have little... understanding of victimization
421
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,046
compared to injustices...
against underprivileged.
422
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,924
Dicks on your face is a very
first-world problem.
423
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,383
Shit!
424
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,680
Look, Kyle, maybe you should just say
425
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,182
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
426
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,226
I didn't even say she wasn't a hero!
427
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,603
I just said she isn't a hero to me!
428
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,480
I didn't like Bruce Jenner as a person
429
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,773
when he was on "The Kardashians,"
430
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,274
and I don't suddenly like him now.
431
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,776
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
432
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:07,818
Her.
433
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,445
Her! Yes!
434
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,075
Oh, it's no use, Butters.
435
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,201
I want to get out there
436
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,536
and start making positive changes,
437
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,746
but I can barely even walk.
438
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,122
How is everybody doing?
439
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,249
Well, they're fine.
440
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,000
Everyone's just kind
of keeping their mouths shut.
441
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,293
It's kind of nice.
442
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,796
So the P.C. guys
are leaving people alone.
443
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:27,838
Well, except for...
444
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:28,923
Who?
445
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,509
Well... Well, now they've made
Kyle their main target.
446
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,139
Kyle?
447
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,976
My friend Kyle?
448
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,355
Eric, what are you doing?
449
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,815
I don't have a choice.
450
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,650
I have to take these P.C. people out.
451
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,110
Oh, but I thought you agreed with them.
452
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,529
I do, but I have to help Kyle
453
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,156
even if I don't agree
with his hateful, bigoted thoughts.
454
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,950
Kyle's view may be warped.
455
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,451
I personally think Caitlyn Jenner
456
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,452
is a stunning hero.
457
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,247
But that doesn't mean I'll stand by
458
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,082
while Kyle's intolerance
is dealt with violently.
459
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,626
We're going to war with these P.C.
people once and for all.
460
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,962
Butters, I'm going to need
200 pregnant Mexican women
461
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,005
and some taco launchers.
462
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,966
Well, okay!
463
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,468
Social justice!
One, two, three! Woo, woo!
464
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,762
I want to be P.C.! Woo, woo!
465
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,015
It's just the way to be for me!
466
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,641
And you! Woo, woo!
467
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,685
Your hateful slurs are through!
Woo, woo!
468
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,312
I call "woo, woo" on you!
469
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,690
Woo, woo! We'll fight until
you're P.C. black and blue!
470
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,191
Woo, woo!
471
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,695
We are language police fighting bigotry!
472
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,989
Hurtful words can suck our turds,
473
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,574
'cause it's P.C. for me!
474
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,367
- And you!
- Woo, woo!
475
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,660
- Yeah!
- Fuck yeah, bro!
476
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,078
- Fuck yeah!
- Fuck yeah! P.C., bro!
477
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,122
All right.
478
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,291
Send in the pregnant Mexican women.
479
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,713
Oh, oh! Oh!
480
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:51,881
Fuck, bro!
481
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,549
Fire the taco launchers!
482
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,022
Syrian refugee children,
flank from the left!
483
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,195
Dude, what is this, bro?
484
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,446
I don't know, bro!
485
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,033
The Syrian refugee children are in.
486
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,076
Send in Jared!
487
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,210
What in the world is going on?
488
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,253
All right, good.
489
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,089
The pregnant Mexican women
are falling asleep on the tacos.
490
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,758
Jared needs backup.
Send in the Chinese drivers.
491
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,845
Aaah!
492
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,222
All right, the Syrian refugees
493
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,515
are trying to protect their children.
494
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,808
Oh, fuck, there's Kyle.
495
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,434
What the fuck are you doing, Kyle?
496
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,855
Enough!
497
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,273
Stop!
498
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,026
Everyone stop!
499
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:03,577
This is so wrong!
I can't let it continue.
500
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,663
This is not ever what I intended.
501
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,915
I just want to say...
502
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,418
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
503
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,169
There's no other way to say it.
504
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:16,590
What she did took bravery,
and she is absolutely stunning.
505
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,060
Whoo-hoo.
506
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,956
Ow, hot!
507
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,791
Hot, hot! Hot, hot!
508
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,293
Ahh.
509
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,919
Got to hand it to you, Marsh.
510
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,338
You really checked
that little boy's privilege.
511
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,841
Using those Syrian
refugees was genius, bro.
512
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,385
Yeah. I would've never thought
to use offensive imagery
513
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,803
and outrageous stereotypes
514
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,680
to provoke someone to open their eyes.
515
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,223
So, I'm P.C. now?
516
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,226
You're not only P.C., you've
actually changed my P.C.
517
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,353
Congrats. Here's your Oakleys.
518
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,314
Oh, wow, Oakleys!
519
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,399
Oh, yeah, bro.
These are sweet.
520
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,027
So I guess P.C. Principal
is here to stay, huh?
521
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:18,944
Yes.
522
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,196
But at least we showed him
523
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,948
that sometimes joking about un-P.C. things
524
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,533
can actually be important
525
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,702
because it starts a dialogue.
526
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:28,871
What's wrong, Kyle?
527
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,498
You have your cake. Eat it, too.
528
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,875
It just seems to me
like we all lost in this,
529
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,252
and that the only person
who won was you.
530
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,295
Hmm.
531
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,006
And who does that remind you of, Kyle?
532
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,591
Now, if you don't mind,
533
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,384
I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife.
534
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,596
Who kind of looks like a dude.
535
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,681
♪ Da, da-da, da, da,
da-da, da, da, da ♪
536
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,475
♪ Da, da-da, da, da,
da-da, da-da, da, da! ♪