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South Park 906 512x384 Xvid 133MB

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The Death of Eric Cartman

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Dude, where is she? We can't wait.

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God, this is gonna be sooo yummy.

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Stan, you said your mom was bringing
KFC home for dinner! Now is she or isn't she?!

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Hi boys.

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- Mom!
- She's here!

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She's got Colonel!

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- I want some!
- I want a breast!

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Some extra-crispy thighs, extra crispy?

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Uuh uh uh, not so fast.

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You boys can help bring in the other groceries
 in the car, then have your chicken.

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But Mom, we've been waiting for hours!

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It won't take a minute.

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Come on guys. If we all help out,
 we can do it super-fast.

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- All right.
- Let's go.

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Oh my God, that smells good.

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Okay, this is everything, mom.

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All right, let's eat Colonel!

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Oh boy!

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Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!

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Well, I saved you all the chicken part.

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The skin's the best part...

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Well, I gotta go home, guys.
I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.

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See you at the bus stop tomorrow.

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I can't believe that fat asshole!

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You can't believe it??
 He does this shit all the time!

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Well this time he's gone too far.

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Why do we even hang out with him, anyway?

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Hello?? I've been saying this for years!

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Well it's not like we're nice to him.
 I mean, we rip on him all the time!

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Yes, but he thrives on that.

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All right. Then let's just ignore him.

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From now on, let's not talk to him,
 let's not even acknowledge him.

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That sounds great!

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Hey fags, what's going on?

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Dude, I was on the toilet all night from
 that chicken. I thought I was gonna die.

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Do any of you guys have
 milk money I can borrow?

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I think I have extra.

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Oh wow, a Jew asking for money!
There's a new one.

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Yuh, you guys know why Jews have glassy eyes?

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- Here you go.
- Thanks.

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Dude, Stan, yuh you know why
 Jews have glassy eyes?

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Like Kyle?

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K-Kenny, you see that chick on
 the news that had her left titty cut off?

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Kenny...?

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Kenny!?

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Stan? Stan, it's me, Eric!

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Eh... Kenny. Kenny, you want fifty cents?

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Dude, look at me, Kyle, I'm right here!

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Wha...?

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How did...?

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Like they couldn't see or hear me.

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It's almost as if I were...

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dead.

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No.

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No, I can't be dead.

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I can't be dead!!

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All right, ma'am. We've got your new toilet installed 
and we'll haul away the old one away for ya.

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Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh,
just don't know how to thank you.

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I could think of a few ways.

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No!

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Noooo!!!

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What happened? Did they say?

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Apparently there was so much chicken skin
 in the system it just ruptured the insides.

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Aww, that's tragic.

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Oh my God, this can't be happening!

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Mom? Mom's crying?
Oh God, it is true!

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Oh, it's not fair!

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Why???

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WHY???

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Hey fellas, w-where is Cartman?

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Cartman isn't our friend anymor

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We're ignoring him.

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Ignoring him? How come?

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Beause he's a fat racist self-centered 
intolerant manipulating sociopath!

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Oh yeah.

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Hey, I hate Cartman 
Can I ignore him with you?

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- Yeah.
- Me too. - Yeah, screw him! Yeah.

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I never realized ignoring him was an option.

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Guys! Guys?

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Can anybody hear me?

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You guys??

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Token, Token, I'm here!

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Hello! Hello! Hello!

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Clyde, can't you feel me?
Feel me, Clyde!

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Jimmy! Jimmy, it's me, Eric!

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Jimmy! Can't you feel your hair move?! That's me!

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They don't even know yet,
that one of their best friends is dead.

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Dead and... still wandering
 the earth a lost soul.

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What is that kid doing?

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I don't know, just ignore him.

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Lu lu lu, I've got some apples.

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Lu lu lu, yuu've got some too-

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What did I do to deserve this?!

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How can my own God forsake me?!

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Am I doomed to wander
 the Earth alone for all eternity?!

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Hey Eric!

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...What did you say?

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Huh I just said, "Hey Eric!"

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Butters...

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Butters! You can see me??

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Well, sure I can see you.

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Oh my God, and you can hear me??

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Well, jeez Eric, why wouldn't I be able to hear you?

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Because, Butters,

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I'm... dead.

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Butters!

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Butters, I just want to talk to you!

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You died?? How??

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I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides.

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But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you?

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I don't know, but you're the only one who can.

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Butters! Butters, Goddamnit, I need your help!

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Butters, what on earth are you doing??

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Well I think... I'm like the kid in that movie!
 I-I'm seeing dead people!

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Dead people?

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Who's seeing dead people?

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Me! I saw a ghost!

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Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts.

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But I saw him!
 Just as plain as I'm seein' you right now!

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Butters, these things happen all the time.

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You've got a very active little brain 
and your mind was just playing tricks on you.

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Ruh, really?

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Yeess.

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So...

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so it was just... it was...
just my ima... magination then?

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That's right.

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There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real.

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There's plenty of real things to be scared of.
Like super-AIDS.

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Huh s-s-super-AIDS?

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That's right. A new form of AIDS
 which is resistant to drugs.

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Just one teaspoon of super-AIDS in your butt 
and you're dead in three years.

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Oh Jesus.

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So now you feel better?
Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of.

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Except the super-AIDS.

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Nuh-nothing to be scared of. 
Jus, just some lightning and thunder.

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Gah! Wasn't nothin' neither.

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J-just a muhouse.

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Butters...

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Butters, you have to help me!

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Go away! You aren't real!

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All right, Butters, you leave me no choice.

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Butters, what is going on?!

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Well it's all.. Well he was...

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Nothin'

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I I just had a nightmare.

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Well you'd better stop having nightmares
 or eles you're gonna be grounded!

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Y yes, yes sir.

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Butters!

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Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination!

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I'm dead and for some reason you can see me!

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But I don't want to see you!

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Get a hold of yourself!
 I'm the one who died!

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And for some reason, 
my spirit is trapped here on Earth.

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I can't find the passage to Heaven.

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Well... how do you know you're supposed to go to Heaven?

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What do you mean?

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Well... how do you know you're
 not supposed to go to... you know...

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Heck.

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I'm not going to Heck, Butters!
 I'm not black, all right?!

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Now look:

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I think the reason my soul is still here is because
I need closure with all my friends and loved one.

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I can say my final goodbyes to them through you.

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I can't.

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Ahah I have school tomorrow.

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This is your problem, Butters!

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Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life!

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Uh all right.

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All right, I'll help you!

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- Mrs. Cartman?
- Yes? Oh hi.

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This is going to seem very strange and,
 and you may not believe me,

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but, well, your son wanted me to tell you something.

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Oh, what is it?

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Tell her, tell her that I love her.

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He says, he love you.

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Oh, that's so nice.

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Tell her, tell her that I wish...

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I wish I would have been a better son sometimes!

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He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes.

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It's just that, it's just that I got so caught up with 
the rat race of life tryin' to succeed that I... sometimes...

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took my family for granted!

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He he got caught, he got caught up in
 the rat race of, of taking things for granted.

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Oh, that's so sweet.
Oh, I love you too, poopiekins!

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Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's, he's sorry

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for all the times he made fun of
 you being a no-good stinking Jew.

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He's asking for your forgiveness.
 And and he wants you to just remember the good times.

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Just the good times.

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There were no good times!

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And if he really feels bad he can just tell me himself!

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I can't! Don't you understand?!

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He can't! Don't you understand?!

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God forgave the Jews, 
you should be able to forgive me!

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God forgave the Jews, 
you should be able to forgive him!

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All right, come on, Butters,

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we gotta go tell Token I'm sorry 
for rippin' on him for bein' black.

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Uhh all right then.

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Who was that?

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It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him.

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Dude, he did that to me this morning.

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He probably thinks if he apologizes to everyone,

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we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle.

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Yeah, we know better than to think that.

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Okay, that takes care of Token,
 Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.

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That's eveyone, I guess.

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All that leaves is you, Butters.

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Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did anything to hurt you.

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Aww, that's okay, Eric.

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Well, it's all done.

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My soul is at peace.

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I think... I can go now.

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So I won't see you again?

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Don't be sad, Butters.

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Don't be sad, Butters. What awaits each person 
in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest,

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and ten thousand dollars cash.

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G'bye Butters.
I'm goin' to a better place.

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Perhaps I'll see you again sometime!

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Good-bye!!

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Yeh you're still here.

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Goddamnit, what the fuck is going on?

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Well, I guess saying goodbye wasn't enough.

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What else do I have to do?!

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Well, well, you know,

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the preacher says that before your soul can be at peace,

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sometimes, you have to atone 
for something bad you did.

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Atone?

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Did you ever do anything really bad?

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Not really...

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Let's see. Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's
 fence and never told him about it.

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Broke fence...

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took a crap in the principal's purse...

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seven times.

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Then there was the time I convinced a woman
 to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza.

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I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics.

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I tried to have all the Jew exterminated last spring.

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Uuh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed

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and then made into chili which I fed to the kid.

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Boy oh boy, Eric, you've got a lot to atone for.

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Really?

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Really.

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I mean, honestly, I don't know how you're gonna make up for all this.

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I know how.

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I'm gonna make, make it right.

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I'm gonna take a little time and set things right.

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Make, make it right.

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I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great.

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It feels so good to be making up

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For all the things I've done wrong.

250
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I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven

251
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Wanted from me all along.

252
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All along, I'm gonna make, make it right.

253
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'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate.

254
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Not faking it, I'm making it right.

255
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I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great.

256
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Make, make it right!
Make, make it right!

257
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:14,127
Gonna make it right, girl,
I've got to have your lovin' tonight!

258
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,344
Well, there's everything, Butters.

259
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I've made everything right.

260
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Does this mean... you have to go now?

261
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Yes, Butters, my soul is finally at peace.

262
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It's time for me to leave.

263
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Goodbye Butters!

264
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Thanks for all your help!

265
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Be good and be safe. Goodbye...

266
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Goddamnit, what?!

267
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I've made everything right!

268
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,412
Oh jeez. I I guess maybe your soul
 is stuck here for a different reason.

269
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I want my eternal bliss!
Do you think this is funny, God?!

270
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Do you think this is funny,..?

271
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Eric! Calm down.

272
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Stupid butthole God!

273
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,728
Butters! What have you done?!

274
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Ih ih it wasn't me! Ih it was the ghost!

275
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,205
Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should
ground him or call a doctor.

276
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,152
No, I think you'd better call a doctor.

277
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I'll ground him.

278
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What do you think, Doctor?

279
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Your son is suffering from severe dementia.

280
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He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him.

281
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This is usually a sign of schizophrenia brought
on by some tragic event in the child's past.

282
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I think it's best that we take him
to the mental center and do some tests.

283
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,883
Oh no.
NO!

284
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INSTITUTE FOR MENTAL HEALTH

285
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,185
All right, Butters, just try to relax.

286
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Doin' just fine, Butters.

287
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,661
Just stay perfectly still now, Butters.

288
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,878
Good. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters.

289
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:27,458
Don't worry, Mr. Stotch.
Whatever traumatized yoru son in his past, we'll find it.

290
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Well, after fourteen hours of testing,

291
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I can say Butters is definitely suffering
from aggravated repressied memory syndrome.

292
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You see, Butters,

293
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when the brain wants to cover something up,
it makes up images and sounds for you to hear.

294
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So... the ghost was in my head.

295
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- The whole time.
- Now do you believe us, Butters?

296
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,245
Yes! Uh yes sir! I believe you.

297
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Good. We're making a lot of headway.

298
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We'll do some more testing tomorrow.

299
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All right, folks. Let's let Butters get some rest.

300
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Goodnight, baby

301
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Butters!

302
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,802
Don't worry, Butters,
I'm gonna get you out of here.

303
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,680
Please leave me alone, Eric.
My bottom is really sore.

304
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,891
I found the woman you need to talk to for me. Look!

305
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:17,561
Doctor Lindsay, expert in the paranormal.
She can tell us what to do!

306
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:20,689
Eric, ye-you're just an image in my head
brought on by a traumatic event.

307
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,232
She's gonna close soon! Come on!

308
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,776
Wuh I hate my stupid psychotic brain!

309
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,873
Hello, ma'am. May I talk to you?

310
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Certainly. Come in.

311
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Have a seat and tell me what it is you seek.

312
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,589
Well, there's this ghost, see?

313
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:49,051
Only it probably isn't a ghost,
ih-it's just a delusion brought on by my trauma.

314
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:52,346
Well I'm supposed to heh, help him,
find out why his spirit is wanderin' the Earth,

315
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,932
even though I know that I'm most
likely just completely insane.

316
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,352
Well, many times, the reason that
the sould stays Earth-bound is

317
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:02,814
because God is intending to use that soul for a divine purpose,

318
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:06,485
to help prevent an impending tragic event.

319
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:10,489
Of course. That's it, Butters!
We had it wrong all the time!

320
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:15,744
But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy,
young man. I see ghosts all the time.

321
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,079
Really?

322
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,165
Yes. When's the last time you saw yours?

323
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:22,292
Well, he's sittin' next to me right now.

324
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:32,261
Hey, I think she could see you too.
You really are a ghost.

325
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,345
I told you, Butters.

326
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,138
This is breaking news!

327
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,183
A tragic event is unfolding in South Park.

328
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:44,064
Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail
and are holding twelve people at the Red Cross!

329
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:48,694
Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested
when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me,

330
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,280
and threatened to kill all the workers inside.

331
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,242
The violent men are demanding a helicopter
and two hundred thousand dollars cash.

332
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,661
Oh my God, this is it, Butters.

333
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,205
This is what I'm here to stop.
Come on, Butters.

334
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:03,125
This psychic boy and his ghost pal
are going to save the day!

335
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,087
Stay back, people!

336
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,506
Stay back?!
Hell, my wife and child are in there!

337
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,759
Stay calm in there.
We don't want anybody getting hurt.

338
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:17,556
You get us a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars
or these people start dyin', man!

339
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,642
All right, Butters, I'm going in alone, first.

340
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,687
Give me thirty seconds in there,
and then you go in and free the hostiages.

341
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,898
Go in there? Uh, but they'll see me.

342
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,608
Don't worry. I have a plan.

343
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:28,942
Eric.

344
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,571
Well, be careful, ghost pal.

345
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,574
They can't hurt me, Butters. I'm already dead.

346
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,539
What the hell is that kid doing?

347
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,666
Somebody's comin' in!

348
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,752
It's just some little fat kid.

349
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,805
What the hell is going on?

350
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,390
I have no idea.

351
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:01,558
Yes, it's working!

352
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,105
This is really weird.

353
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,116
An incredible development here, Tom.

354
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,787
Two little boys have fearlessly
gone inside the Red Cross.

355
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:24,289
Cartman?

356
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,211
I'm so confused!

357
00:19:31,688 --> 00:19:33,017
Hurry. Go, go!

358
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,512
The hostages are clear!

359
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:40,097
All right, move in!

360
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:45,686
The hostages are gone!

361
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:46,770
What?!

362
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,275
Son of a bitch.

363
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,361
Tom, an incredible story of courage.

364
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:57,656
Two little boys, armed only with
the weapon of confusion,

365
00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:00,492
managed to go in and save the Red Cross.

366
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:06,039
Nobody seems to know who the boys are
or where they went off to, but they are heroes.

367
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,544
Well, we did it, Butters.
We saved the day.

368
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,671
Boy, we sure did.

369
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,340
My spirit is at rest now.

370
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,177
I can finally go to everlasting peace, eternal rest,

371
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,469
and ten thousand dollars cash.

372
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:24,641
Butters, I think that, through this whole thing,
we've really become friends.

373
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,227
Yeah. Uh I feel that way too.

374
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,688
We both, kind of needed each other and..

375
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,441
well... I'm gonna miss you.

376
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,569
I'll miss you too, ghost pal.

377
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,739
Goodbye Buttters.
I must be going now.

378
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,449
I'll be looking down on you from time to time.

379
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,868
Have a long, fulfilling life, Butters!

380
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,995
Goodbyyye!

381
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,248
Hey Cartman, that was really cool what you did.

382
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,375
Yeah Eric, we're gonna stop ignoring you now.

383
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,134
We didn't think that by pretending you didn't exist,
you would really change,

384
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:00,010
but you really have.

385
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,722
Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know.

386
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:04,473
Talk to you tomorrow.

387
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:05,849
Yeah. S-see ya, Eric.

388
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,984
You sonofabitch Butters!

389
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,445
You told me I was a ghost!

390
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,738
Huh but I thought you were one!

391
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,656
How stupid are you?!

392
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,502
How stupid are you?! So help me GOD Butters,
I'm gonna get you back for this! I'm going to

393
00:21:23,502 --> 00:21:24,523
GET YOU BACK!

394
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,080
Butters?!

395
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,582
Oh Hamburgers.