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Sit back, justice believers,

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and listen to another edition of
America's favorite super hero!

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Mintberry Crunch!

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Our story begins in a remote
corner of the Gulf of Mexico!

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The BP oil company drills
into the ocean floor!

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But they drill too much,

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and the BP oil company
accidentally unleashes Cthulhu,

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an ancient evil God
from another dimension!

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Halfway across the country,

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a mild mannered, attractive
fourth grader, Bradley Biggle,

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hears of the disaster on the
news while with his friends.

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But Bradley Biggle is no
ordinary fourth grader!

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Not long ago he realized he had
super powers he could call upon,

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by turning in place and
saying the magic word!

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Shablagoo!

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And in a flash Bradley is

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transformed into that
thrilling super hero,

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Mint Berry Crunch!

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Joined by the other coon friends,

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Mintberry Crunch went to
investigate the Gulf spill crisis!

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The super heroes came across a cult,
in existence for years,

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that had been waiting
for Cthulhu's arrival!

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They are the key to stopping
Cthulhu from taking over the world.

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Sometimes, when
everything seems hopeless,

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that's when you need
to bring it all.

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That's when you need
to bring the Crunch.

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Dude, I'm sorry,
but we still aren't getting it.

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You're half man, and half berry?

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Right!

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But then what exactly
is your super power?

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The power of mint and berries yet
with a satisfying tasty crunch!

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No, see, that's the problem, dude.

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That's not really a super power.

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Like I have mental command

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over all power tools,
human kite can fly.

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And shoot lasers out of my eyes.

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And shoot lasers out of his eyes,
and Mysterion can...

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Wait! What's your super power,
Mysterion?

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I can't die.

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Ooh, yeah, good one.

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Mysterion can't die and iron
maiden is indestructible...

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No, Stan, I'm being serious.
I really, really can't die.

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What?

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Like last night in the alley!

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The cult leader stabbed me and
I bled all over the place.

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And you screamed, oh my God,

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and you called him a bastard!

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When was that?

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All the time!

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I die all the time!

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And you assholes never remember!

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I think we would
remember you dying, dude.

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Well, you don't! I die over,
and over.

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Only to wake up in my bed
like nothing happened.

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Dude, you're freakin'
out Mintberry Crunch.

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He's peed his pants.

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No, no!

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Mintberry Crunch doesn't
ever pee his pants!

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I knew there'd be no point
in telling you guys.

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Alright, dude. Let's just say
you're not crazy and it's true.

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What's the big deal?

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I mean, I think it'd be pretty
cool not to be able to die.

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Pretty cool?

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Do you know what it feels
like to be stabbed?

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To be shot, decapitated,
torn apart, burned, run over...

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Kenny, Kenny calm down.

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It's not pretty cool, Kyle!

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It fucking hurts!

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And it won't go away and
nobody will believe me!

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Remember this time!

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Try and fucking remember!

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Oh my God!

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Holy shit dude!

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Dude! Is he... Oh Jesus!

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Kenny.

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No, no!

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Gather around, believers in good,

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and listen to the newest
installment of the coon!

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It all began when the BP oil company
drilled into the ocean floor

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and ripped open a hole
to another dimension.

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Seeing the disaster on coonvision,

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the coon immediately called
together his trusty coon friends.

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As the coon explained how
the disaster could be stopped,

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something terrible happened.

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Without warning,
the coon friends changed.

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Their super powers
morphed somehow,

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turning them into super villains.

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The coon tried to
reason with them.

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Tried to bring them back
to the side of good.

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But it was too late.

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Their black hearts had been
tainted by hate and rage.

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The coon was alone.

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Torn by the ultimate dilemma.

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He had to put a stop
to the evil villains,

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even though they had
once been his friends.

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Sometimes, to fight
the ultimate evil,

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you must make friends
with enemies.

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The coon teamed up with Cthulhu,

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because even Cthulhu knows what

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evil assholes Kyle and
Stan and those guys are.

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And that they are manipulative,
uncaring, vagina faces!

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They are all planning
to destroy the world.

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Only one thing can stop them.

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The coon.

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With Cthulhu's help,

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I can try to banish them to a
dark oblivion for all eternity.

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I will not rest
until that happens.

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Eric Cartman!

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Hi mom.

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Where have you been young man?

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Just doing stuff, mom.

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Are my friends downstairs
in the secret base?

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Yes they are,

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but you were supposed to
be grounded in your room.

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And now you are more grounded,
young man!

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The coon's mother appears
to be extremely upset.

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In order to get past her,

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I must use the Lebron
James technique.

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Eric, are you listening to me?

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Mom, what should I do?

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What?

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What should I do?

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Should I admit I made mistakes?

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Should I say I've
done this before?

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Should write a song about how I
should have stayed in my room?

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What should I do?

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What do you mean? What should...

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Should I say I'm not a role model?

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Should I not listen
to my conscience.

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It's my conscience, mom!

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What should I do?

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Go back to my room and
pretend nothing happened?

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Not jump out the window
and fly to New Orleans?

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What should I do, mom? Tell me!

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I just... I... I'm going to go
make you kids some lemonade.

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Alright, coon friends!

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What good deed should we do next?

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Perhaps we should bake more

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lemon bars to raise money
for people in need!

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Okay!

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You guys have no memory

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of me shooting myself
in the head, do you?

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What?

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What we need to do is talk
to people in that cult.

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I want to know where
my powers come from.

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Yeah, cool, let's talk about
where our powers come from!

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I was bitten by a
radioactive mosquito!

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I was in a car accident

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then put back together
with tupperware parts!

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Ti- Timmy!

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Will you guys listen to me?

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I actually have a power

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that I actually
want to know about!

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Hey guys.

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So what's goin' on?

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Go away, Cartman.

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We kicked you out of coon
and friends, remember?

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No, I know. That's cool.
I understand.

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Even though I started it and
the secret base is in my house.

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Yeah, that's totally
understandable.

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You just wanted to frame
and blackmail people,

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then you beat up Clyde and
Bradley for no reason!

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No, you're right. For no reason.

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Clearly something
is wrong with me.

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But you guys, what should I do?

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You should fuck off.

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That's what you should do.

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Alright. Look, you guys
were totally right, okay?

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That's all I wanted to say.

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That and there's a
double rainbow outside.

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A what?

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Double rainbow, you guys.

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Ya don't see 'em often,
but there's one outside right now.

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You gotta come see!

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A double rainbow!

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Shablagoo!

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Wait, Mintberry Crunch.

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You might not wanna go...

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Hey, can I see the
double rainbow fellas?

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Fellas?

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Isn't it beautiful, you guys?

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There's no double rainbow,
fat ass.

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You are correct, Human Kyte.

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Not that super villains

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like you guys could ever
see a double rainbow.

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What are you talking about?

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Your evil doing days
are over, mosquito!

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All of you shall now be dealt
the swift hand of justice!

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Cartman you are the
bad guy, not us.

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Nu-uh, you guys are the bad guy.

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What are you doing
with that thing?

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He's going to help me
get rid of you guys,

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so together we can make
the world a better place!

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Cartman, if you team up

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with the most evil thing
in all the universe

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then clearly, you are the bad guy!

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No, because it's for
the greater good

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like when superman teamed
up with Lex Luthor.

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Superman never teamed
up with Lex Luthor!

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Well, that's why superman isn't
around anymore, isn't it?

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Cthulhu, banish them to
a dark oblivion please.

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Dude, that was awesome!!!

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You were all like rrrrrrrr!

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And they were all like noooooo!

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Alright. Now,

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we've taken out most
of the synagogues,

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destroyed San Francisco,

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sent my friends into
a dark oblivion,

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and so our next order of
business will be burning man!

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Burning man is the biggest
hippie festival in the world,

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and tomorrow, we are
gonna wipe em all out!

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Pretty soon the whole

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world will be transformed
thanks to the coon!

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Yes, yes, the coon and friend.

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Now after burning man,
we will take down whole foods, alright.

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The dark God is agitated.

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The coon will have to use an
even more manipulative method

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time to bust out cute kitty.

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Dude, where the fuck are we?

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I don't know but,
I feel like I've been here before.

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And so the coon had returned
with the dark lord Cthulhu!

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Upon seeing Cthulhu in person,

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Mintberry Crunch,
heroically dashed off to...

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to save the day!

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With minty coolness
he hurried back home!

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And heroically watched judge Judy,

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knowing that his super hero

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friends were probably
just fine without him!

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Oh shit!

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We aren't going that way!

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You guys, I wanna go home!

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We all wanna go home, Clyde!

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I don't think we're gonna
last very long out here.

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Maybe we should just find a
place to hide and wait for help.

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What help, dude?

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Nobody in the real world
even knows we're here!

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Alright, you guys,
hide as long as you can.

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I'll try and find help.

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How, dude?

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Kenny, where the
hell are you going?

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I'm going to try to get
you all out of here.

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If this works.

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Or I could be wrong.

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Kenny!

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That fucking hurts!

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Oh my God! Kenny.

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You... you crazy bastard!

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It's burning man!

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Biggest party in the world baby!

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Fucking hippies!

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Fuck all you!

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The dark and evil Cthulhu
is bringing his angry wrath

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down upon the burning
man festival, Tom.

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Cthulhu isn't behaving as most
scientists had speculated Tom,

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but the dark lord is wreaking
havoc everywhere and...

256
00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,359
No, no, excuse me!

257
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,478
It is not 'Cthulhu.'

258
00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:02,109
it is coon and friend.

259
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:03,921
I'm a little sick of everyone
giving him all the credit

260
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,937
when I'm the one really making
the world a better place.

261
00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:08,369
Tom, it appears that
Bruce Vilanch has arrived

262
00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:10,247
on the scene wearing
a rat costume.

263
00:12:10,624 --> 00:12:12,182
Oh you motherfucker.

264
00:12:12,675 --> 00:12:14,156
Cthulhu this guy too!

265
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:16,651
Cool.

266
00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:19,144
Oh, get that fire-twirling
hippie bitch!

267
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,007
This freaking sucks!

268
00:12:32,698 --> 00:12:34,218
We worshiped and
prayed to Cthulhu,

269
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:35,488
went to all the cult meetings,

270
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,862
but life is still
totally freakin' gay.

271
00:12:37,863 --> 00:12:39,636
I thought that when Cthulhu
rose from the depths

272
00:12:39,637 --> 00:12:40,918
all was gonna be
darkness and pain.

273
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,959
I thought at least
school would be canceled.

274
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,755
How do I fight him?

275
00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:49,312
Oh joy, it's underwear boy again.

276
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:52,106
That God you pray to just
took away all my friends.

277
00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:53,367
Not our God.

278
00:12:53,368 --> 00:12:55,690
He promised everything would
change if we worshiped him,

279
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,030
but we're just sitting here
smoking cigarettes like before.

280
00:12:58,031 --> 00:12:59,781
It's like Obama all over again.

281
00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:01,957
How do I fight him?

282
00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:04,411
Cthulhu isn't alive or dead,
alright.

283
00:13:05,259 --> 00:13:07,011
Tell me what that means.

284
00:13:08,524 --> 00:13:11,303
Henrietta! Your little brother
wants to play with you.

285
00:13:11,304 --> 00:13:12,854
Go away, mom! I hate you!

286
00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:15,220
Just let your little brother
play with your friends, sweetie.

287
00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:16,238
He's lonely.

288
00:13:16,264 --> 00:13:17,500
Go on in, Bradley.

289
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:19,507
Will you guys paint with me?

290
00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:20,510
Fuck off dork.

291
00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:21,467
I don't want you here!

292
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,524
Please can I just...

293
00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:25,275
M-Mysterion!

294
00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:27,432
What's going... Uh,
that's okay, sis.

295
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:28,929
I'll play with you another time!

296
00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:30,756
Mysterion is here!

297
00:13:30,774 --> 00:13:31,674
He must have come for my help!

298
00:13:32,693 --> 00:13:33,582
No time to waste.

299
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,713
Time for Bradley
Biggle to transform!

300
00:13:37,141 --> 00:13:38,406
Shablagoo!

301
00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:40,892
Alright, look,

302
00:13:40,893 --> 00:13:42,956
the Necronomicon is an
account of the old ones,

303
00:13:42,957 --> 00:13:44,945
their history and the
means for summoning them.

304
00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:45,724
Old ones?

305
00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:48,994
Dark deities that
existed before man.

306
00:13:49,064 --> 00:13:50,558
It was written by a mad prince,

307
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,444
who knew of the nightmare
city of R'Lyeh,

308
00:13:52,445 --> 00:13:55,664
which fell from the stars
and exists beneath the sea,

309
00:13:55,665 --> 00:13:56,904
and in another dimension.

310
00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,134
That's it.

311
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,374
That's the place I just was!

312
00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:02,702
You've been to the
nightmare city of R'Lyeh?

313
00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:03,687
Lucky.

314
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,163
Cthulhu and other beings
are from this city,

315
00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:08,644
but for years cultists have tried
to bring them into our world.

316
00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:10,184
And what about Cthulhu's power?

317
00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:11,969
Why can't old ones die?

318
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,154
The only thing that can
destroy an immortal,

319
00:14:14,155 --> 00:14:15,495
is another immortal.

320
00:14:19,104 --> 00:14:20,534
Don't worry, Mysterion!

321
00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:24,261
Mintberry Crunch is here to help
you with these black cultists!

322
00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:26,959
Get out of my room, twerp!

323
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,592
Mintberry Crunch isn't
afraid of his fat sister!

324
00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:31,105
Grab her legs Mysterion!

325
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,613
Mysterion?

326
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:35,960
Oh crap!

327
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,185
Hey Mysterion! Wait up!

328
00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:41,055
Come on, wait up!

329
00:14:42,094 --> 00:14:43,790
Us coon friends need to
stick together, remember?

330
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:44,952
Where're you going?

331
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,474
Wherever Cthulhu is.

332
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:47,703
What?

333
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:48,659
But he'll kill you!

334
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,559
Maybe,

335
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,034
but with any luck I might
find the reason for my powers.

336
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:53,178
Oh right!

337
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:55,464
Maybe I can find the
reason for my powers too!

338
00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:57,201
You don't understand.

339
00:14:57,761 --> 00:14:59,626
How was it that Mint
and Berry came together

340
00:14:59,627 --> 00:15:01,555
delivering full flavor
and an intense crunch?

341
00:15:01,556 --> 00:15:03,691
We must find out
answers Mysterion!

342
00:15:05,086 --> 00:15:06,583
Mysterion, I'm going with you!

343
00:15:09,402 --> 00:15:10,405
After the triumphant

344
00:15:10,406 --> 00:15:12,451
victory over the evil
hippies of burning man,

345
00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:13,707
coon and friends turn their

346
00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:15,405
attention to the next
villainous scourge.

347
00:15:15,938 --> 00:15:18,584
Bravely taking out every whole
foods left in the country.

348
00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:20,909
No more organic crap for America.

349
00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:22,370
Thanks to coon and friends,

350
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,015
the country would soon
be rid of all evil.

351
00:15:24,285 --> 00:15:25,111
But first,

352
00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:26,023
they would come up against

353
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:28,011
our most challenging
and most evil opponent.

354
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,664
Justin Bieber.

355
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,203
In order to save the earth,

356
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,024
this little butthole
had to be stopped.

357
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:45,743
Yup that's him.

358
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,022
So long, Justin Bieber.
You little douche bag.

359
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,724
The dark God Cthulhu

360
00:15:52,725 --> 00:15:55,380
continues his rampage of
destruction and terror,

361
00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:57,687
and there seems to
be no hope for man.

362
00:15:57,688 --> 00:16:00,897
I am joined now by a supposed
team member of Cthulhu,

363
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,595
the coon.

364
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,115
It isn't just Cthulhu, Mr. Reporter.

365
00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,474
He is merely a small piece
of coon and friends,

366
00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:08,878
who will continue to fight
for good and justice.

367
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,766
Good and justice.

368
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:15,061
Justin Bieber and most of his
fans have just been massacred.

369
00:16:15,062 --> 00:16:16,993
Yes, coon and friends
are happy to help.

370
00:16:16,994 --> 00:16:19,012
We do not need
thanks for our deeds,

371
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:20,241
we do not want gifts.

372
00:16:20,242 --> 00:16:21,232
All we want

373
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:24,389
is for people to buy our coon
and friends t-shirts for 14.95.

374
00:16:24,761 --> 00:16:25,989
Hey fat boy!

375
00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:31,309
Kenny?

376
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,313
What the hell I sent you...

377
00:16:32,314 --> 00:16:34,900
To the sunken city of R'Lyeh
fallen from the stars!

378
00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:36,897
You little fucking prick!

379
00:16:36,898 --> 00:16:38,032
What is wrong with you!

380
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,631
What kind of sick fucking
shit does that to his friends?

381
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,649
It's not my fault you
guys turned evil, Kenny!

382
00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,833
You are the bad guy, fat boy, you!

383
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,439
I'm going around making
the world a better place!

384
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,395
For you!

385
00:16:47,396 --> 00:16:49,215
You're making it a
better place for you!

386
00:16:49,789 --> 00:16:51,348
Right, that's what
super heroes do.

387
00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:53,523
No. This is what super heroes do.

388
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,387
You banished me, but I'm back!

389
00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:57,903
What does that make me?

390
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:01,917
Bring back my friends!

391
00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:02,963
Take me!

392
00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:04,754
Mysterion, no!

393
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,846
What are you doing?

394
00:17:06,143 --> 00:17:08,317
Only an immortal can
kill another immortal!

395
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,537
Here's your prize!

396
00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:11,586
Take this curse away from me,
you big pussy!

397
00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:13,043
Don't listen to him Cthulhu!

398
00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:14,513
We have more important
stuff to do.

399
00:17:14,806 --> 00:17:15,613
Go on!

400
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,368
Kill me before I kill you!

401
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,319
But bring my friends back, wuss!

402
00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:21,813
Cthulhu!

403
00:17:21,814 --> 00:17:23,391
You are a coon friend
and I am the coon!

404
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:24,438
You will listen to me!

405
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:52,391
No!

406
00:17:52,392 --> 00:17:53,321
Come back!

407
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,791
I have to know what I am!

408
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:55,816
Come back!

409
00:17:56,182 --> 00:17:58,231
Fuck you Kenny!

410
00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:00,856
Come back you fat piece of shit!

411
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,413
Hello, my son.

412
00:18:14,414 --> 00:18:16,337
If you are seeing this message,

413
00:18:16,338 --> 00:18:18,018
then it must be dark times,

414
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:20,339
and you must have many questions.

415
00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:24,420
Your true name is Gokzarah.

416
00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:28,026
The power given to you comes
from a planet far away.

417
00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:30,601
You are from that planet,
Gokzarah.

418
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:31,943
It is for that reason you

419
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,940
have a power that normal
humans do not have.

420
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:36,705
I know you must sometimes see

421
00:18:36,706 --> 00:18:38,276
this power as a curse,

422
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:41,435
but you were sent here to stop
evil from taking over the earth,

423
00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:44,073
and now that time
has apparently come.

424
00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:47,661
You must now harness and
focus your power, Gokzarah.

425
00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:52,340
The power of mint & berries yet
with a tasty, satisfying crunch.

426
00:18:54,298 --> 00:18:56,082
Yes! Yes, please go on!

427
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,655
Your home planet, Kotojn

428
00:18:58,656 --> 00:19:01,509
is known throughout the
universe for its berry mines.

429
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:04,433
Berries that have the power
to fuel nearly anything.

430
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,751
Needless to say, when the

431
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,033
Mint hunters of Koganra
got word of them,

432
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:10,843
our fate was already sealed,
Gokzarah.

433
00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:14,696
But our two worlds collided,
and soon Mint and Berry were one.

434
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,968
Your mother and I sent you
as far away as we could.

435
00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:20,620
Use your powers, son.

436
00:19:21,063 --> 00:19:21,976
Save earth.

437
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:23,658
Shablagoo.

438
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,173
I will, father!

439
00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:30,151
No more running away
for Mint Berry Crunch!

440
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:40,739
Hello Cthulhu, I heard you
haven't been berry nice.

441
00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:48,264
Not enough huh?

442
00:19:48,265 --> 00:19:50,941
Maybe the intense flavor of
Mint will freshen things up!

443
00:19:57,514 --> 00:19:59,449
I reach the Gulf of
Mexico in no time!

444
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:00,776
And with all my strength,

445
00:20:00,777 --> 00:20:03,186
I drag Cthulhu back to the
depths from whence he came!

446
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,243
My trusty hero
companions are there!

447
00:20:07,244 --> 00:20:08,302
Still alive!

448
00:20:08,303 --> 00:20:09,190
I return them to their

449
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:11,419
world encased in a
protective berry bubble!

450
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,993
Then it's back down to seal

451
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,193
up the hole created
by the BP oil company!

452
00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:18,400
Returning home only momentarily
to flip of my fat sister!

453
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:24,406
Dude, thanks for getting us

454
00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:25,609
out of that dark oblivion,
Mintberry Crunch.

455
00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,424
No, no! We worked as a team!

456
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:30,346
All the coon and friends stopped
the BP drilling spill crisis!

457
00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:32,925
And finally the evil coon
is right where he belongs.

458
00:20:34,646 --> 00:20:35,408
Come on you guys!

459
00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:36,935
This is fucking bullcrap.
Let me out!

460
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,098
You're not going
anywhere for a long time.

461
00:20:39,109 --> 00:20:40,100
This is inhumane!

462
00:20:40,101 --> 00:20:41,792
There's a big bucket
with butters' poop in it

463
00:20:41,793 --> 00:20:42,888
and there's nothing to eat!

464
00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:44,612
You got poop don't ya?

465
00:20:44,613 --> 00:20:45,615
Well, I'm off.

466
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,766
There are still many more
questions left unanswered.

467
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:49,866
I need to know what
happened to my parents.

468
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:51,506
Well, come back and
visit anytime, dude.

469
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,244
I will!

470
00:20:52,978 --> 00:20:54,556
Shablagooo!

471
00:20:58,749 --> 00:21:01,092
Fucking Mint Berry fucking Crunch.

472
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,172
Wow! Can you believe it, Kenny?

473
00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:05,261
Bradley actually had super powers.

474
00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:06,413
Isn't that cool?

475
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,209
Yeah.

476
00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:08,672
I'm tired, guys.

477
00:21:09,056 --> 00:21:10,166
Think I'm gonna go to bed.

478
00:21:12,111 --> 00:21:12,806
Oh my God!

479
00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:14,545
Holy shit, dude!

480
00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:16,651
Kenny! No! No!

481
00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:22,472
What, what?

482
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,314
It's happening again!

483
00:21:36,624 --> 00:21:39,467
We shoulda never gone to
that stupid cult meeting.

484
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:49,867
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