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<i>I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time</i>

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<i>Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation</i>

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<i>I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind</i>

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<i>Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor</i>

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<i>I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind</i>

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<i>I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties</i>

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<i>So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine</i>

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<i>Episode 11x02
"Cartman Sucks"</i>

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This picture I like to call "The Pierre."

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I invited Butters to stay the night.

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And while he was sleeping I made
a mustache on his face with cat poo.

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And this time, when Butters stayed
the night, I put a tampon in his mouth.

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I call this picture "The Sleeping Menstrual."

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This one, I call "Hot Fudge Mondae."

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I really like how the light plays with
the background on this one.

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Is this all you brought us here to see?
- Oh no, there's much more.

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Let's see. Oh yes, look at this one.
I call it "New Moon Rising."

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I did a whole study using my ass.

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Here it is using some high-contrast stuff.

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Trying out some different light filters here.

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But this is nothing compared
to what I have planned.

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Because tonight is going
to be my coup de grace.

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Butters is staying over tonight?
- Yes.

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And tonight, while Butters is asleep,
I am going to-

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Hey, fellas!

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Oh, oh hey, Butters!
I wasn't expecting you so soon.

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Yeah. I finished my chores
so I came over a little early.

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Hey! Are you guys all sleeping over too?
- No, no, these guys were just leaving.

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Weren't you guys?

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Come on, let's go.

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Wait, wait, I can't let this happen.

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Butters.
- Yeah, Kyle?

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Don't you think it's a little strange that
Cartman keeps asking you to stay over?

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Kyle!

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What do you mean?
- I mean, that if-

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What he means is that he's jealous that
you've taken his place as my new best friend!

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But grow up, Kyle!
Change is a part of life.

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Yeah, grow up, Kyle.

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So what do you wanna do first, Eric? You wanna
play a game or just chitchat for a while?

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Well actually, Butters, I think we'd
better hit the hay pretty soon.

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But, it's only 6:30.
- Yeah, and I'm exhausted.

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If you are not sleepy yet, I have some more
of that nighttime cold medicine you can drink.

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You guys! I got it!
It seriously!

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It's the greatest picture ever!
Oh my God!

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What'cha do to Butters this time?
- It was genius!

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I waited till he was totally asleep, right?

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And then I got my camera
and I pulled down his pants

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and then I took a picture
of his wiener in my mouth!

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Dude!
- I know, I know, check it out, look.

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I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see?
Oh man, I got him good!

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Dude, how is putting Butters wiener
in your mouth getting him?

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Because that makes Butters gay now!
- No dude, that makes you gay!

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Eh... what?

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You put a guy's wiener in your mouth,
that makes you gay, stupid!

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Nuh uh.
- Yeah huh!

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Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?
- That makes you very fucking gay.

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But I'm not- I'm not gay, you guys!
- You are now.

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No, no, it was a stupid mistake!
- Doesn't matter. You're gay now.

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No, it was just for a second!

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What, what can I do?
How how can I reverse this?

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You can't!
- No, wait.

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I know how you can reverse it, Cartman.
- How?

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The only way you can cancel it out is to get
Butters to put your wiener in his mouth.

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Really?
- Yeah. Then it cancels out the gay polarity.

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Shit, I gotta find Butters!

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Idiot.

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Butters.
- Hey, Eric.

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Butters, guess what?
I have a surprise for you.

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A surprise? What is it?
- It's so fucking awesome.

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You're gonna be soo stoked.
It's the best surprise ever!

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Oh boy!

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You ready?
- Yeah!

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Okay! Just open your mouth and close
your eyes and and get on your knees!

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Oh, okay!

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Hang on a second here.
- How come uh, I can't see?

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Cause then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?
- Oh, yeah.

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All right, that's good.
Okay, open your mouth, Butters?

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That's good, just like that.
- Hey!

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Hey wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it?

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Why you're not gonna, stick something
icky in my mouth, are ya?

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I swear on my mother's life, Butters.

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I am not going to stick anything
icky in your mouth.

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Okay!

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All right, you ready? All right just-
Okay, open. Okay, okay, here it comes.

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Just sit very still, okay?
Here we go.

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Butters!
- Hey Dad!

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Butters! What are you doing?!
- I'm getting a surprise!

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Oh my God! My, my only son, reduced to this!

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Hey. Where'd Eric go?

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Butters, how long have you been
doing stuff like this?

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Like what?
- Don't lie to me, Butters!

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I know your secret now!

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No wait, wait. It's okay.
It's okay, Butters.

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This isn't a serious problem.
You're just bi-curious.

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What's bi-curious?
- You are.

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Just harmless curiosity
and it doesn't mean anything.

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We just need to get you some help, Butters.

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What's going on, you two?
- Nothing mom, I'm just a little bi-curious.

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Father Maxi, I just don't
know where else to turn.

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You see, I've just learned
that my son is bi-curious.

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Is that true, son?
Are you feeling confused?

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Yeah, I'm pretty confused alright.
- You see?

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Young man, these confused feelings
that you're having

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are simply the devil's way of trying
to get a hold of you.

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Really?
- What can I do, Father?

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There is a special camp where young men
who are confused, like your son

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can go and be cleansed by the power of God.

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Many bi-curious boys come out
the camp completely cured.

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A secluded camp where lots of bicurious
boys are all put together?

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That sounds like a good idea.
- Whoa boy! Camp!

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Very funny! I suppose
you really think you got me!

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What are you talking about, fatass?
- I checked on the internet, Kyle.

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And getting Butters to put my wiener in his
mouth wouldn't make me not gay like you said!

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You figured that out, huh?
- That's right.

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And I also learned from the Internet that just
because I put Butters wiener in my mouth

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doesn't mean I'm gay!

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All I have to do is throw away the picture

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forget it ever happened
and nobody will every know.

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Except for us.
- Right, except for you.

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And all the people we tell.

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Why would you tell anybody?
- Because it's really, really funny.

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It's not that funny. There's lots, there's
lots of things that are way funnier.

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Like what?
- Like...

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a tampon in the school cafeteria,
in somebody's lunch.

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Like...

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a dog crap, on a guy's face!

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That isn't funny.
- Yes, it is!

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Now you guys, I'm getting pissed off!
You'd better not tell anybody!

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Well, maybe we will, maybe we won't.

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Fine! Whatever! You guys don't have
any proof I put Butters wiener in my mouth!

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It will be your word against mine!

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And we all know that everyone trusts me
way more than you guys!

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You guys, please don't tell anybody.

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Okay. We won't tell anybody as long as you
are supernice to us, every day, from now on.

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Oh right, like that's possible!
Alright, fine!

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You know what I'm gonna do, Kyle?!
I'm gonna go home and photoshop the picture

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so that it is your face with Butters wiener
in his mouth here!

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And if any of you say anything to anybody,
I'll simply show them the picture of Kyle.

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<i>Camp New Grace
"Pray The Gay Away."</i>

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Everyone, say hello to our
new camper, Butters.

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Hi Butters. Hello.
- Hi. Hello Butters.

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Thank you so much for taking him in.
- Don't worry.

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Your son just needs to learn
that he can be straight if he chooses to be.

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Do you know why you're here at camp, Butters?
- Because I'm bi-curious?

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That's right. Like all the campers here, you're
confused and you don't think there's a way out.

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But even though some people would have
you believe you can't control how you feel

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the truth is that with the power
of Jesus Christ you can be normal.

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Now, just to make sure you
don't slip up while in camp

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we assign every camper an accountabilibuddy.

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Let's meet Ryan, your accountabilibuddy.

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Ryan thought he could never change.

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But now he's learning that with
the power of Christ and prayer

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he can have a whole new life.

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Over this way we have the cafeteria.
All the meals are served there.

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Bradley! How about you
be Butters' accountabilibuddy?

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Humble yourselves therefore under God's mighty
hand, that he may lift you up. Peter 5:6

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Butters here is new to the camp.
He's chosen to rid himself of his affliction

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and forge a personal relationship
with Jesus Christ.

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I'm bi-curious.

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Do not lie with a man as one lies with
a woman, that is detestible. Leviticus 18:22.

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That's right, Bradley. I think we're
well on our way to being healed.

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We've got another one, room 22.
- Oh, darnit!

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Aw man, I've got H O R S now.
- Okay, my turn.

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Where is it, you filthy jew?

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Where's what?
- You know goddamn well what!

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Let go of me.
- What the hell are you doing, Cartman?!

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I went home to alter the picture of me with
Butters penis in my mouth to look like Kyle

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but it was gone!

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What did you do with my picture?!
- Knock it off! I don't have your stupid picture!

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Give it back, Kyle!
- I don't have it!

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I swear to God, Kyle,
if you don't give it back right now

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I'm gonna break your fucking
Jew legs right here!

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Shut up!
- You shut up!

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You're lying and you two
are covering up for him!

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You know what?
You're just like Jews yourselves!

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Stan, you're a Jew and Kenny,
you're a Jew! You're all Jews!

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<i>The Lord is love this for</i>

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<i>With Jesus I can just say no
and not be confused anymore.</i>

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We will now hear a sermon from Pastor Phillips.

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For those of you who are new to camp

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Pastor Phillips is somebody who has
broken free of the bonds that afflict you.

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He's bi-curious too?

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Not anymore.
Because Pastor Phillips prayed

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and by the hand of Jesus Christ
he's now completely cured!

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Let's hear it for Pastor Phillips, kids!

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Hello, campers!

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Yes, believe it or not, I myself
used to have unclean urges

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and like a lot of you I thought I was just
made that way, that I didn't have a choice.

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But then I realized that God
didn't want me to be that way!

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God wanted me to be a man!

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So I buckled up in my little suit
and I prayed to be normal and guess what?

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It worked!

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That's right, kids. You see,
right now you're like a paper clip.

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And just like a paper clip,
God needs to bend you and shape you

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and make you straight.

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<i>Park County
Police Station</i>

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So you say you were robbed.
- Yes. A photograph.

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And I know who took it!
His name is Kyle Broflovski!

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If it's a photo, what's the big deal?
Why don't you just print out another one?

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It's a big deal, okay?! That picture is
my property and I want it back!

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Okay, what is the picture of?

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Why does that matter?

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Well how are we gonna find your picture
unless we know what it is?

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All right. It's a picture of me.
- Yes?

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It's a picture of me...

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and what appears to be a penis...

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in my mouth.

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You were sucking somebody's penis.
- No, no, I was not!

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I was asleep and this person just puts a penis
in my mouth without me knowing!

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And and took the picture!

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I see.
- Yes.

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Now it may appear in the picture that I'm
actually looking at the camera lens and smiling

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with the penis in my mouth
and giving a thumbs up.

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But I assure you, I was fast asleep!

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Well we'd have to get a warrant first,
approved by a grand jury

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I don't have time for that!
We have school tomorrow!

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And I know that Kyle is gonna show the
picture to everybody during Show and Tell!

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Well then, you're screwed.

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You both do understand that we're trying
to save your souls from eternal life in hell?

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Well sure, I guess.

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Only through Christ can we cleanse our souls.

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And you do know the rule which states
that no impure or immoral images

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are allowed to be seen by the eye?

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Well yeah, sure.

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So let's purify ourselves from everything
that makes the body or soul unclean.

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Corinthians, chapter 7.

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Then do you mind telling us why we found this,
1979 Sears mens underwear catalog in your room?

228
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That's mine.

229
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You know this is strictly forbidden!

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Ah I don't understand.
What's wrong with underwear?

231
00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:46,712
What's wrong?!
This is what makes you confused!

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Don't you get it?!
This is confusing you right now, isn't it?!

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Yes, it's all very confusing!

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This is just as much your fault, Butters!
Bradley is your accountabilibuddy!

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That makes you accountabilibuddyable.

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Both of your boys behavior has jeopardizing
all of the work we're doing here

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to save these kids!

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Right. For having contraband in
your room, you will both do penance

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by writing scripture for the next four days!

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That son of a bitch. He's gonna
show everyone that picture.

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Only twelve hours from now.

242
00:13:27,028 --> 00:13:31,702
That's it. I don't have a choice.
I'm gonna have to bring mom in on this one!

243
00:13:31,847 --> 00:13:34,133
I'm going to have to tell her the truth.

244
00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:43,170
Eric? What's the, what's the matter?

245
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I don't wanna go to school tomorrow.

246
00:13:47,648 --> 00:13:51,463
Sweetie, tell mommy what happened.

247
00:13:51,676 --> 00:13:56,580
Kyle, has a picture of me and he's gonna
show everyone during Show and Tell.

248
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And everyone's gonna laugh at me.

249
00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:02,503
Oh, now why would he do that?

250
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Because, he's jealous of how
much smarter I am than him.

251
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So, he's gonna show everyone the picture.

252
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What is the picture of, Eric?

253
00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:19,252
Last time, when Butters spent the night,
I was being really nice to him

254
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and I was gonna take a picture
of him for his mom to have.

255
00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:24,873
Oh, that's nice.

256
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:28,201
But then, right when I took the picture,
Butters got really hot

257
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so he pulled his pajama bottoms down
and then I tripped and fell down

258
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and my mouth landed right on his penis
and then I thought of something funny

259
00:14:35,768 --> 00:14:38,731
so I smiled up at, the camera
and gave like a, thumbs up

260
00:14:38,737 --> 00:14:42,200
and then Kyle took the picture from me
and he's gonna show it to everybody

261
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and make them think I'm gay.

262
00:14:46,147 --> 00:14:49,330
Oh, there there, sweetie.
It'll be okay.

263
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These things happen.

264
00:14:52,127 --> 00:14:57,260
But, mom, I've been trying to get the picture
back, but he won't give it to me.

265
00:14:57,685 --> 00:15:01,590
It's okay, Eric.
I'll have a talk with Kyle's mother.

266
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You will?

267
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But that he loved us and sent his only son
to be the satisfaction of our sins.

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Neato!

269
00:15:10,928 --> 00:15:14,711
Butters, I'm sorry for getting you into trouble.
- Aw, that's okay, Bradley.

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I really want to get better.

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I try to do everything the counselors say,
but somehow I still feel confused.

272
00:15:20,877 --> 00:15:23,310
Yeah, well hopefully, when we finish
writing all these verses

273
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we won't be bi-curious no more
and then we can go home!

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00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:30,221
You're really terrific, Butters.
I mean, I think you're great.

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Oh God! Bad thought! Bad thought!

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What's the matter?
- I think, I think I like you.

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Well I like you too, Bradley.
- You do?

278
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,943
Well, yeah!
- You like like me?

279
00:15:43,988 --> 00:15:46,410
Sure, I like like you a lot a lot.

280
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,680
Oh God, we're both unfixable!
Don't you see we're lost causes?!

281
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We're just evil and nothing can change us!

282
00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:55,261
There's no other way out, Butters!
We have to kill ourselves!

283
00:15:55,305 --> 00:15:59,793
No! Bradley! You can't leave,
you're my accountabilibuddy!

284
00:16:04,098 --> 00:16:08,160
Hello?
- Hello, Sheila? It's Liane, Eric's mother.

285
00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:10,471
Oh, hello, Mrs. Cartman.

286
00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:12,921
Sheila, I'm sorry to trouble you with this

287
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:18,202
but apparently your son has a picture of Eric
with another boy's penis in his mouth.

288
00:16:20,486 --> 00:16:21,812
Excuse me?

289
00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:26,861
Don't worry, sweetie, everything is fine.

290
00:16:26,895 --> 00:16:28,891
It is? Really?

291
00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:31,532
Oh, mommy, thank you! Thank you!

292
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:34,111
You have nothing to worry about
in school tomorrow.

293
00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:38,492
Mrs. Broflovski assured me that Kyle
doesn't have the picture.

294
00:16:38,676 --> 00:16:39,982
What?

295
00:16:40,028 --> 00:16:42,730
She talked with her son
and says he doesn't have it.

296
00:16:42,775 --> 00:16:46,823
Mom, she's lying!
- She said she was sure, Eric.

297
00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:50,541
Mom, you don't know anything about Jews!
They lie all the time!

298
00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:53,863
Well, Eric, there's nothing more
I can do about it.

299
00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:58,113
Then that's it. Kyle wins.

300
00:16:58,705 --> 00:17:00,291
But he won't win completely!

301
00:17:00,327 --> 00:17:04,451
I'm going to print out another copy of that
picture and show it to the class myself!

302
00:17:04,488 --> 00:17:07,952
I can at least rob Kyle of his final laugh.

303
00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:14,240
Do you mind telling me how you managed
to lose your accountabilibuddy?!

304
00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:17,220
I went looking for him,
but he runs real fast.

305
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,870
You don't seem to take
this camp seriously, Butters.

306
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:23,400
I've called your father in for a talk.
- Oh no, my dad?

307
00:17:23,435 --> 00:17:25,261
Do you understand the concept of hell?

308
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:29,733
Do you realize that if we don't fix you,
you will burn in a lake of fire for eternity?

309
00:17:29,777 --> 00:17:33,081
Well yeah, but I just don't quite
understand what you're fixing.

310
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We're fixing your confusion!
- There you are, Butters!

311
00:17:37,128 --> 00:17:39,632
Oh, hey dad.
- What's he done now?!

312
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:43,613
Mr. Stotch, your son is insubordinate,
unwilling to change and worse yet

313
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he's lost his accountabilibuddy!

314
00:17:46,077 --> 00:17:49,793
They found him! They found Bradley!
You'd better come quick!

315
00:17:56,926 --> 00:18:00,113
Oh Lord in Heaven!
Don't jump, Bradley!

316
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:03,281
Stay back!
I'm an abomination of God!

317
00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:05,520
No, we're fixing you!

318
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:15,183
Guess you think today is your big day, huh Kyle?
To embarrass me in front of everyone?

319
00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:18,300
Well guess what?
I'm not giving you the satisfaction!

320
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,392
Okay students, let's all take our seats.

321
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,211
Since it is Monday, we'll start
as always with Show And Tell.

322
00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:27,593
Who'd like to go first?

323
00:18:27,636 --> 00:18:28,992
Ow! Quit it, dude!

324
00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:32,312
Okay Eric, Jesus, calm down.
You can go first.

325
00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:40,901
For Show And Tell today, I would like
to share with you some very special,

326
00:18:40,907 --> 00:18:45,853
very artsy photographs I've taken in pursuit
of being a respected photographer.

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00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:48,693
This first picture I like to call
"Moods of Winter."

328
00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:50,971
A simple aspen grove shot
in high-contrast black and white

329
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shows the brittleness of the trunks
and reminds one of death.

330
00:18:56,827 --> 00:19:00,541
This picture I took just as the sun was rising
and this lonely man was walking to work.

331
00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,700
A statement about all of
our loneliness, perhaps?

332
00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:04,662
He isn't actually going to show everyone.

333
00:19:04,697 --> 00:19:06,243
And now this next picture...

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00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:11,670
Don't jump, Bradley! You will
only make god angrier with you!

335
00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:13,591
It's too late.

336
00:19:13,648 --> 00:19:17,742
Bradley, please. You're my accountabilibuddy.
How will this make me look?

337
00:19:17,776 --> 00:19:19,882
You get back. You're only
gonna make things worse.

338
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:22,690
I'm not normal. I'll never be normal!

339
00:19:22,725 --> 00:19:27,371
You're perfectly normal, Bradley.
- Get back! You're just as confused as he is!

340
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,642
All right. All right that does it!

341
00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:34,041
I am sick and tired of everyone
telling me I'm confused!

342
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:38,082
I wasn't confused until other people
started telling me I was!

343
00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:44,041
You know what I think? I think maybe
you are the ones who are confused!

344
00:19:44,248 --> 00:19:45,183
Yeah.

345
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:49,420
I'm not gonna be confused anymore
just because you say I should be!

346
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:55,470
My name is Butters, I'm eight years old,
I'm blood type O and I'm bi-curious!

347
00:19:55,767 --> 00:20:01,341
And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious
and I'm somehow made from God.

348
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:05,873
Then I think your God must be
a little bi-curious himself!

349
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:13,391
I think. I think I'd like to come down now.

350
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,260
He's coming down! We did it!

351
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:20,813
Through the power of Christ
we have saved this child!

352
00:20:21,257 --> 00:20:23,503
Well Butters, I guess we might as well go home.

353
00:20:23,536 --> 00:20:27,571
Looks like you're never gonna change.
- No. I like being bi-curious.

354
00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:31,330
Well you know something? So do I.

355
00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:35,163
Wait. Now I am confused.

356
00:20:35,647 --> 00:20:38,881
And this photograph I took of a sunset
near the power plant.

357
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:42,853
Note how the contrasting images make
a statement about our impact on the Earth.

358
00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:46,333
Which brings us to my last picture.

359
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,921
This picture you may find somewhat controversial.

360
00:20:56,228 --> 00:20:57,390
Dude.

361
00:20:57,428 --> 00:21:01,081
Yes. This is shot at a 5.6 aperture
using a low-light filter.

362
00:21:01,115 --> 00:21:03,021
You can see the grain from
the high-speed film...

363
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:04,833
there's sort of a penis in
my mouth right here...

364
00:21:04,836 --> 00:21:07,192
and the low depth of field keeps
the background soft.

365
00:21:07,228 --> 00:21:09,343
Eric, what the hell is this?!

366
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:12,142
What this is, is a statement
against the war in Iraq.

367
00:21:12,178 --> 00:21:14,602
It's wrong that we still have
our troops there. It's wrong!

368
00:21:14,638 --> 00:21:16,622
And what I think that-
- Eric Cartman?

369
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,642
We got an emergency message from your mother?

370
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:24,210
<i>Do not show picture.
Kyle didn't have it after all.</i>

371
00:21:24,247 --> 00:21:26,352
<i>Found it under your desk.</i>

372
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:29,161
She said you'd know what that means, mkay?

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00:21:39,605 --> 00:21:41,201
Lame.

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