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"City Sushi"

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Hello sir, Postman Butters with
a special delivery for you.

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What's this?

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An all new Sushi restaurant
just opened in town.

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Try their lunch specials.

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Thanks.

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You can count on Postman Butters.

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Special delivery, ma'am.

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Here you are, sir.

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Brand new Sushi restaurant in town.

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A flyer for you from Postman Butters.

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Welcome to Shitty Wok.

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Can I take a order please.

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Hello, sir,

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Postman Butters here with a
special delivery for you.

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What are you talking about?

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It's a coupon for a brand new Asian
restaurant that just opened up in town.

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A what?

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Let me see that.

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Oh, no.

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A Sushi place.

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How come every time a hard-working
Chinese man open a business

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some smelly Japanese dog tries
to come and invade him.

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I don't know, I'm just being
paid to hand out flyers.

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Where is this Japanese toilet bowl.

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How far from my Shitty Wok?

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You mean the Sushi restaurant?

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It's right over there.

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What?

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What?

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What the fuck?

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Welcome to City Sushi.

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Can I take a order please?

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What's the big idea putting your shitty
Sushi right next to my Shitty Wok.

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I'm sorry,

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I do not understand your accent.

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You want the shitty tuna roll?

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No, I don't want shitty tuna roll.

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I want you to go find a nice shitty
town to open your shitty Sushi place.

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Why don't you please
just speak English,

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maybe I can understand you.

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I am speaking engrish.

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Why aren't you speaking fucking
English you sofa eating fucker.

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Get out or I call police.

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Come on, kid.

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You don't want to eat
this Shitty Sushi.

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It give you worms.

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Better than Shitty Kung Pao
Chicken made from cat.

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Hello.

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Sir, does this mailman belong to you?

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That's my son.

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Is there a problem, officer?

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There's been an Asian turf war, sir,

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and your son appears
to have caused it.

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What?

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An Asian turf war.

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Butters, you are grounded.

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- But sir, I was just handing out coupons for--
- Don't talk back to me.

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We'll send the bill for the
damages but in the meantime

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please keep a closer eye
on your child, sir.

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Go up to your room, now.

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What's going on?

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Butters started an Asian turf war.

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Oh, for the love of Pete.

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What is wrong with that boy?

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I don't know, but it's clear
it isn't our parenting.

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We're awesome.

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He must have mental problems.

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I think we better have
him checked out, Linda.

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Well, Dr. Janus.

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I'm afraid I have some bad news.

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Your son is suffering from
multiple personality disorder.

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What?

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There are several distinct
personalities going on in there.

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One is named Postman Butters.

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And yet another is Fireman Butters.

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And then there's even Inspector
Butters and a Professor Chaos.

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Oh, my God.

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From what I gather he seems to mostly
jump in and out of personalities

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when he's outside playing.

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Sometimes he's a cowboy and
other times he's an Indian.

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And the two seem to
be in constant odds.

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Oh, poor Butters.

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Doctor, what can we do?

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Should we ground him?

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No, I don't think grounding him
would do much good at this point.

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What your son needs now is lots
of tender loving medication.

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Heavy medication.

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A brand new Sushi place
has opened in South Park

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adding to our booming Asian district.

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With the addition of the
new Chinese restaurant,

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towns people are officially naming this
whole Chinatown area little Tokyo.

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What the fuck?

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You see what happened?

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I told you not to come in here.

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Now everyone in town think the Chinese and
the Japanese are the same fucking thing.

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I don't even know what
the fuck you are saying.

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Ah, you Japanese racist.

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Steven, Steven, come quick.

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It's Butters.

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Look.

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Honk, honk.

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Breaker 19,

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it's clean clear active flagtown.

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Looks like we've got
ourselves a convoy.

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Honk, honk.

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Now he thinks he's a truck driver.

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Oh God,
the medication isn't working.

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It's okay, buddy.

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You got a smoky on your tail but
Big Rig Butters is here to help.

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Butters, Butters, Butters!

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Oh, hey, dad.

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You're back.

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You're back.

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He's back.

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I love you, son.

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I love you too, dad.

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You're going to be okay, Butters.

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You hear me?

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You are going to be okay.

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Get out.

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I told you not to come in here.

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Okay.

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Just hold a minute.

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Hold a minute. I come in peace.

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I don't believe you.

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Come on, look.

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All this fighting,

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it's just so sirry, you know,

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Chinese and the Japanese have
been fighting for so rong,

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it's ridicurous.

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What we need is to have a tweety.

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What is a tweety.

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No, no, we need a tweety.

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A tweety?

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No, not tweety, a tweety.

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Oh, you mean a tweety?

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What the fuck is a tweety?

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No, no, a tweety.

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A tweety?

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Rook, rook,

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all these racist people think that the Chinese
and the Japanese are the same, right?

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So you and me,

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we put on a big assembry for
all the kids at the school

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and everyone understand
the culture difference.

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You know, so they know fried
rice isn't from Japan

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and teriyaki isn't from China.

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Teriyaki isn't from China?

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No, teriyaki is not
from the fucking China.

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Anyway, I will do assembry with you.

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Oh, rearry?

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Oh, great.

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Ok, I'll meet you tomorrow.

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We can go over our prans.

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And when you get to that assembry,

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you're going to get big surprise,

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you Japanese dog.

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Butters, when you were playing
in the yard yesterday,

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do you remember becoming
someone named Big Rig Butters?

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Sure.

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What makes Big Rig Butters comes out?

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Did somebody hurt him?

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Did he do something bad he
can't forgive himself for?

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No, he's pretty much
just a truck driver.

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You don't know.

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But maybe somebody
else in there does.

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Do you think it would be possible for
me to speak with Inspector Butters?

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Sure.

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I'm now speaking to the person
known as Inspector Butters.

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Inspector Butters is on the case.

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This is fun.

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Inspector Butters,

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what do you want?

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To solve mysteries.

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And is there someone
else living with you,

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someone named Professor Chaos?

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Oh, well, sure.

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He's the leader of
destruction and evil.

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He's a bad man.

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He doesn't like Butters, does he?

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Does Professor chaos
want to murder Butters?

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What? Why would I do that?

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Who am I speaking to now?

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Me, Butters.

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Ah, Butters, you're back.

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Sir, I'm confused.

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I know you are.

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This is going to sound scary, pal,

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but you have people
living inside your head.

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And some of them want to murder you.

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Really?

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Yeah yes,
I'm afraid you're a little sick.

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But it's okay because together
we're going to get you well.

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Don't listen to Dr. Janus.

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He's a mean old man and
a big silly grownup.

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Pardon me?

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He's just a big old stick in the
mud who doesn't like to play.

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Donned mind him, Butters.

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Billy is a pretty messed up kid.

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He was molested by his Uncle.

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Dr. Janus isn't going
to be alive for long.

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I'm going to kill him.

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Now, what are the things that
make you happy, Butters?

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What's the matter, Butters,

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are you still with us?

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Is one of your other personalities
trying to take over?

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Let's play battleship.

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All hands on the poop deck.

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Your soul will bleed for eternity.

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You don't even know what
sex is Mr. Harrison.

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That big bad freshness
lasts right through it.

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The horned toad says we
should go to Mexico.

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What are you feeling, Butters?

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Are you nervous about your condition?

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Yes!

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This is Butters.

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It's Wednesday night at 9:00 P.M.

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From what I understand,

219
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there are people living inside my
head and they want to kill me.

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It must be true because now
every night I wet the bed.

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So tonight,

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I'm going to leave the camera on to see
what exactly I become while I'm sleeping.

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Oh, man, this is freaky,

224
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like that movie "Paranormal."

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So good night for now.

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Good night, Butters.

227
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Good night, Butters.

228
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All right.
I guess I'm going to fast forward.

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Ah. Dr. Janus?

230
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Mom, dad, I wet the bed again!

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Oh sweet Jesus.

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Okay, kids, today we
have a special assembly.

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M'kay.

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We're going to learn about the
diversity of Asian people.

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Please welcome Mr. Lu Kim and Mr.
Julychee Takiyama.

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00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:05,945
Hey, Mr. Takiyama,

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00:11:05,946 --> 00:11:10,566
did you know that China and Japan
are actually a different country?

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Oh, rearry?

239
00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:13,675
Hey, that's right

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if you look at map,

241
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you can see.

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This whole thing is China and Japan is this
really little bitty country over here.

243
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And that's why the Japanese
always try and take over China.

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What?

245
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The Japanese want to kill people.

246
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The only thing Japanese love
more than killing people

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is killing themselves.

248
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Suicide rate in Japan? Sky-high.

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Fuck you.

250
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Oh, no,

251
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I'm a Japanese and I had a bad day,

252
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I think I've got to kill myself.

253
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Oh, hello Butters.

254
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I wasn't expecting you until 5.30.

255
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Yeah. Dr. Janus, I wanted
to give you something.

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You remember how you told
me if I got myself a video

257
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it might help me with my problem?

258
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Yes, did you catch something?

259
00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:03,806
Yeah, I saw you pissing in my face.

260
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Oh, so you're on to me, huh?

261
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You little shit?

262
00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:10,346
Huh?

263
00:12:10,347 --> 00:12:13,346
What Inspector Butters
figure out I set him up?

264
00:12:13,516 --> 00:12:16,325
No, I just thought it was one of
your other personalities trying--

265
00:12:16,326 --> 00:12:19,605
come on, you think multiple
personality disorder is real?

266
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,655
I've been using that to scam
this town for seven years.

267
00:12:22,656 --> 00:12:24,536
Now I've got to get out
of here because of you.

268
00:12:24,546 --> 00:12:26,406
I'm getting one last
heist before I go

269
00:12:26,407 --> 00:12:27,826
and you're going to help me.

270
00:12:29,806 --> 00:12:30,356
Get in there,

271
00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:31,685
move it asshole.

272
00:12:31,686 --> 00:12:32,466
This is illegal.

273
00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:33,916
We could get arrested.

274
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,426
Oh, Jesus.

275
00:12:39,356 --> 00:12:40,516
They're all idiots.

276
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:42,266
The vault, get to the vault.

277
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:43,756
Come on, go.

278
00:12:43,757 --> 00:12:44,736
Move it!

279
00:12:44,986 --> 00:12:46,865
Get this on and get in that vault.

280
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,766
That's where the real goods are.

281
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,745
Push that door, you hear me?

282
00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:51,756
I'll kill your parents!

283
00:12:51,757 --> 00:12:53,155
I'll kill your friends!

284
00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:55,025
I said get that fucking door open.

285
00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:56,726
I'm trying, sir.

286
00:13:00,426 --> 00:13:02,696
Butters, Butters,
what are you doing?

287
00:13:03,836 --> 00:13:04,886
What is that, a blowtorch?

288
00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:05,676
Put that down.

289
00:13:05,677 --> 00:13:07,176
You're having another episode.

290
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:07,816
What?

291
00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,335
Butters, your name is Butters.

292
00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:11,735
Try and remember.

293
00:13:11,736 --> 00:13:15,555
- But you said to-- you told me to--
- Oh, boy.

294
00:13:15,556 --> 00:13:17,296
You have really done it this time.

295
00:13:17,326 --> 00:13:19,705
I know it's not your
fault but I'm sorry,

296
00:13:19,706 --> 00:13:22,136
I'm going to have to alert
the authorities now.

297
00:13:24,376 --> 00:13:28,066
You have to try to understand that he
can't help what he's doing, officer.

298
00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:30,396
He probably has no
memory of it at all.

299
00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:32,366
Well, at least everything
is accounted for.

300
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:34,425
Thank God you came when you did,
Dr. Janus.

301
00:13:34,426 --> 00:13:36,505
Breaking into a store, Butters?

302
00:13:36,506 --> 00:13:37,835
What are you?

303
00:13:37,836 --> 00:13:41,115
Well, I suppose there's no need
for jail, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch,

304
00:13:41,116 --> 00:13:43,155
as long as you ground your son?

305
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,295
Oh, we'll ground the shit
out of him, detective.

306
00:13:45,296 --> 00:13:46,786
Thank you so much.

307
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,566
Harro.

308
00:13:51,576 --> 00:13:54,465
You get the fuck out of my place.

309
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,525
Okay, hold on, hold on, prease.

310
00:13:56,526 --> 00:13:58,515
I'm sorry, ok? I'm sorry.

311
00:13:58,516 --> 00:14:01,805
I admit it,
I fucked you at the assembly.

312
00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:05,636
How about you and me together
doing Asian diversity festival.

313
00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:08,385
Get the fuck out
before I call police!

314
00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:10,866
Please, I'm an idiot, ok?

315
00:14:10,946 --> 00:14:13,215
I fucked you at assembry.

316
00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:14,865
There no way around it.

317
00:14:14,866 --> 00:14:16,875
It was very sneaky.

318
00:14:16,876 --> 00:14:19,826
Kind of like pearl harbor, okay?

319
00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:21,876
That was sneaky too, huh?

320
00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:23,406
Pearl harbor can sneak

321
00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:25,996
I think we can all
be sneaky sometimes.

322
00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:30,846
But that sneaky Chinese man,
he's gone.

323
00:14:30,856 --> 00:14:31,795
Okay?

324
00:14:31,796 --> 00:14:34,116
Okay, if we can have
Asian diversity festival

325
00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:38,825
then we no longer have to
deal with racist stereotypes.

326
00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:40,276
Prease!

327
00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:44,005
Against my better judgment,

328
00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:46,365
I will trust you one more time.

329
00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:49,615
But this time you better not
rub your hands together

330
00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:51,735
when you turn around to walk away.

331
00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:52,246
Okay.

332
00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:53,416
See you tomorrow.

333
00:14:56,226 --> 00:15:00,455
And at that Asian diversity day
you're going to get a little surprise

334
00:15:00,456 --> 00:15:02,856
you Japanese dog.

335
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:07,856
That does it.

336
00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:08,726
You hear me?

337
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,965
I am through with all of you.

338
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:12,735
No more Postman Butters,

339
00:15:12,736 --> 00:15:14,396
no more Inspector Butters,

340
00:15:14,406 --> 00:15:16,356
no more Porn Star Butters,

341
00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:17,735
no more Professor Chaos,

342
00:15:17,736 --> 00:15:18,946
and no more--

343
00:15:21,966 --> 00:15:23,136
Ahhh.

344
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:31,616
Butters, please.

345
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,935
It's me, Billy.

346
00:15:32,936 --> 00:15:34,326
You got to help!

347
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:35,976
Please, Butters,

348
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,725
I've tried to tell ol'
Dr. Janus that we're in danger

349
00:15:38,726 --> 00:15:41,785
but Dr. Janus doesn't
realize there's a problem.

350
00:15:41,786 --> 00:15:45,565
The mean man that lives in our head
is trying to take over for good.

351
00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:48,205
- Um, excuse me--
- No, no, no, no.

352
00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:49,806
Don't call out for help.

353
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:51,976
He's got a gun.

354
00:15:52,476 --> 00:15:55,045
If you draw any
attention he'll kill us.

355
00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:56,905
Please, Billy, I'm just a kid too.

356
00:15:56,906 --> 00:15:58,196
I can't help you.

357
00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:01,435
No, you can't but you
know somebody who can.

358
00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:03,245
Inspector Butters.

359
00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:03,756
What?

360
00:16:03,757 --> 00:16:05,676
You've got to become
Inspector Butters again

361
00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:08,285
and help me find out
what the mean man wants.

362
00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:09,056
No.

363
00:16:09,057 --> 00:16:11,425
You told me not to
play Inspector Butters.

364
00:16:11,426 --> 00:16:12,745
You don't understand.

365
00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:15,305
For some reason the mean
man is getting stronger.

366
00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:18,005
You have to help me find
out how to stop him.

367
00:16:18,006 --> 00:16:19,166
Please!

368
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:28,085
Tom, I'm standing in the heart
of South Park's little Tokyo

369
00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:32,064
where the multitude of our town's
Chinese are putting on a festival.

370
00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:35,755
Both of them have gone all out
to celebrate Asian culture.

371
00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:37,275
The owner of Shitty Wok

372
00:16:37,285 --> 00:16:40,855
has actually paid for what
he calls a tower of peace

373
00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:44,315
to symbolize harmony between
the two restaurants.

374
00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:47,565
Mr. Takiyama,
a note for you.

375
00:16:49,185 --> 00:16:52,884
Konichiwa,
my fine Japanese friend.

376
00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:57,784
It's so great that Chinese and a
Japanese are finally getting arong.

377
00:16:57,785 --> 00:17:01,854
We should take a picture together
on top of the tower of peace.

378
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,225
I'm up there waiting for you now.

379
00:17:05,365 --> 00:17:09,325
Please, come meet me on top
of the tower of peace.

380
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:11,685
It will be rearry nice.

381
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:15,304
Yes, and when you get to
the top of that tower,

382
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:17,205
you're going to get
a rittle surprise,

383
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:19,884
you Japanese-- oh, sorry.

384
00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:23,075
Anyway, see you on top of tower.

385
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,744
Dr. Janus sure has a big house,
doesn't he?

386
00:17:33,745 --> 00:17:34,915
He's planning on hurting people,

387
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:35,915
I just know it.

388
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:36,695
It's okay, Billy.

389
00:17:36,696 --> 00:17:38,275
We're going to get to
the bottom of this.

390
00:17:38,276 --> 00:17:39,445
This is kind of fun.

391
00:17:39,446 --> 00:17:43,004
You're Inspector Butters and I'm
your faithful assistant Dr. Watson.

392
00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:43,935
All right, Watson.

393
00:17:43,936 --> 00:17:46,715
Well, let's find out what we
need to and get out of here.

394
00:17:46,725 --> 00:17:47,835
Yeah.

395
00:17:48,765 --> 00:17:50,695
Butters, what are you
doing in my house?

396
00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:51,475
Huh?

397
00:17:51,476 --> 00:17:52,335
Oh, dear.

398
00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:53,375
It's okay, Butters.

399
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,675
You just think you're
Inspector Butters right now.

400
00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:56,684
Oh, man.

401
00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:58,405
Come on, let's get you home.

402
00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:00,745
Where are you going, Butters.

403
00:18:00,885 --> 00:18:01,984
Come on.

404
00:18:01,985 --> 00:18:04,165
You aren't leaving here, Inspector.

405
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:05,885
None of you are.

406
00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:10,715
Butters, come on.

407
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,234
Try and come back to us.

408
00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:14,155
You can't run forever.

409
00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:16,145
Excuse me,
did someone order a pizza?

410
00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:17,945
Yes, that was me but I'm a
little busy at the moment.

411
00:18:17,946 --> 00:18:19,275
I'll be right back.

412
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,114
You'll never turn me in,
Inspector Butters.

413
00:18:22,115 --> 00:18:23,335
You're dead.

414
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:44,095
They wanna take over my Shitty Wok.

415
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:45,875
Hory crap, what time is it?

416
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,745
Oh, no, I'm rate.

417
00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:56,155
What took you so long?

418
00:18:57,685 --> 00:19:01,694
Yes, I'm afraid my tower of peace
was a little bit of trickery,

419
00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:03,735
Mr. Japanese dog.

420
00:19:03,795 --> 00:19:05,695
I'm gonna put an end to you

421
00:19:05,735 --> 00:19:06,835
and everyone gonna think

422
00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:11,464
it's because you did what
Japanese people rove doing most.

423
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,884
No, don't do it.

424
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,505
Don't kill yourself, prease.

425
00:19:16,725 --> 00:19:17,824
Fuck you!

426
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,734
I'm not trying to kill myself.

427
00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:21,654
No, don't do it, prease.

428
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,665
So much to rive for.

429
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,735
This is South Park police.

430
00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:30,645
Porice, how?

431
00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:32,734
We know the truth, Dr. Janus.

432
00:19:32,735 --> 00:19:35,494
The Chinese are trying to kill me.

433
00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:36,914
He's not Chinese.

434
00:19:36,915 --> 00:19:38,104
He's white.

435
00:19:38,105 --> 00:19:40,035
What the fucking
you're talking about?

436
00:19:40,036 --> 00:19:43,304
Your name is Dr. Janus.

437
00:19:43,305 --> 00:19:44,775
You people crazy.

438
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,314
Listen to them, it's true.

439
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,914
Truth hurts, doesn't it, Janus.

440
00:19:47,915 --> 00:19:49,125
Who are you people?

441
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,675
Why are you all here?

442
00:19:50,935 --> 00:19:55,104
How could I let myself berieve
a white man was a Chinese?

443
00:19:55,105 --> 00:19:57,855
I have brought shame upon myself.

444
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:03,235
No, this is racial stereotype.

445
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,825
So you're telling us

446
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:13,634
that Dr. Janus has been the owner
of City Wok all this time?

447
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:14,525
That's right.

448
00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:16,175
Of all his multiple personalities

449
00:20:16,185 --> 00:20:18,294
the strongest was Lu Kim

450
00:20:18,295 --> 00:20:19,585
and we never would have known

451
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,545
if it hadn't been for
Inspector Butters.

452
00:20:24,065 --> 00:20:24,565
Thanks.

453
00:20:24,566 --> 00:20:26,864
I'm just glad the whole
thing is over and done.

454
00:20:26,865 --> 00:20:30,564
Maybe now poor ole Dr. Janus can
finally get the help he needs.

455
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:35,375
Yes, Butters, thanks to you maybe Dr.
Janus can get back to his real self.

456
00:20:35,385 --> 00:20:37,225
Yes, I'm sure he could.

457
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:42,614
But then again, does the world
really need another therapist?

458
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:43,455
What do you mean?

459
00:20:43,456 --> 00:20:46,074
Well, I mean, would it
really be so bad for us

460
00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:49,174
to just let him go on
thinking he's Lu Kim forever,

461
00:20:49,175 --> 00:20:51,094
now that City Sushi is gone,

462
00:20:51,095 --> 00:20:54,365
City Wok is the only Chinese
restaurant left in town.

463
00:20:54,815 --> 00:20:55,885
Oh, yeah.

464
00:20:55,895 --> 00:20:56,545
Yeah.

465
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:59,254
Let's just let him keep
believing he's a Chinese man.

466
00:20:59,255 --> 00:21:00,074
Done.

467
00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:00,735
All right.

468
00:21:00,736 --> 00:21:01,315
Yeah.

469
00:21:01,316 --> 00:21:02,424
All right.

470
00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:03,745
Detective, he's asking for a blanket.

471
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:04,795
Is that all right?

472
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:05,415
Go ahead.

473
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:08,045
We're going to process him and
get him back to the restaurant.

474
00:21:12,935 --> 00:21:14,045
Thank you.

475
00:21:18,115 --> 00:21:21,125
Ooh, I hate a Japanese people.

476
00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:24,195
They try to shut down my Shitty Wok.

477
00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:27,175
But they never will.

478
00:21:27,575 --> 00:21:29,684
They probably are watching me.

479
00:21:29,685 --> 00:21:31,145
The Japanese.

480
00:21:31,575 --> 00:21:32,665
Ret them.

481
00:21:33,695 --> 00:21:36,345
I'm not even gonna swat that fry.

482
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,484
They'll see.

483
00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:38,775
And they'll say wow,

484
00:21:38,776 --> 00:21:40,835
that a Shitty Wok owner,

485
00:21:40,845 --> 00:21:41,694
why,

486
00:21:41,695 --> 00:21:44,805
he wouldn't even harm a fry.

487
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:57,711
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