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* i'm going down
to south park *
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* gonna have
myself a time *
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* friendly faces
everywhere *
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* humble folks
without temptation *
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* going down
to south park *
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* gonna leave my
woes behind *
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* ample parking
day or night *
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* people spouting
"howdy neighbor" *
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* headin' on up
to south park *
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* gonna see
if i can't unwind *
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* tim-Tmah tim-Mah,
tim-Mah tim-Mah timmy tim-Mah *
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* so come on down
to south park *
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* and meet some
friends of mine *
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Today on the maury povich show:
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These poor,
unfortunate people
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All have horrible
disfigurements.
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And we won't believe
how we exploit them
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For your amusement!
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That sounds pretty good.
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Hey, kenny!
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That's awesome,
kenny.
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Now, gosh darn it, fellas,
my name's not kenny.
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Kenny's dead.
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Okay, not-Kenny.
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And i'm not gonna wear
this coat anymore neither.
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I should be able to
be you guys' friend
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Without wearing
kenny's old coat.
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Be quiet, not-Kenny, the maury
povich freak show is on.
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Oh, all right then.
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Our next guest
is a little girl
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Who was born without
a midsection.
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Please welcome
damla jones.
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Hello, maury.
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Ah, sick, dude!
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You're a very brave
little girl,
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And i'm very proud of you.
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Thank you.
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Can you tell the audience
how miserable your life is?
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Ah, yes, it is.
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Ha ha,
you're a cutie.
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Do the other kids at school
sometimes make fun of you?
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Sometimes.
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Do people sometimes
stare at you?
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Sometimes.
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Do they go, "oh gross,
what the hell is that thing?"
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I don't know.
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Well, your mommy told us
you like to listen to music.
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Yes?
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Well, guess what, damla,
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We're gonna give you
a $300 gift certificate
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To cd world in torrance.
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All right, everyone,
stay tuned,
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Because next we're
gonna meet a woman
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Whose head was smashed in
on a logger.
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And we're gonna
give her a makeover!
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This is terrible, dude.
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Maury povich parades these people
on his show like carnival freaks.
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Then gives them prizes at
the end as if to justify it.
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What a dick.
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Dude, one of us should
make up some disease
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And get on the maury povich show
so we can get a prize.
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Cool!
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Oh yes!
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That'd be
awesome.
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Do you think
they'll believe it?
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What disease
should we say?
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Shh, be quiet,
you guys.
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Hello, is this
maury povich?
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Oh, well, who
the hell are you?
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Oh.
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Well, i'm calling about
your ad for freaks.
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Right, i mean people
with disabilities.
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Yeah, i have a friend,
he has a deformity,
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I think he'd be perfect
for your show.
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Great!
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His condition?
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Ah, he has a condition
called "chin-Ball-Alitis".
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Yes, his balls actually
hang from his chin.
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Shut up, you guys.
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Yes, yes, of course,
he's very upset about it.
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Yes, he cries
all the time.
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Miserable, uh-Huh.
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You wa- Really?
What?
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Dude, they say they'll fly him
out the day after tomorrow.
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Awesome!
Cool!
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Yes, i'm sure i can convince
him to come on the show.
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There will of course
be a prize involved?
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Great, i'll call you
back in an hour.
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No, thank you.
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Yes!
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This is gonna
be so funny!
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It sure is!
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But how are we gonna get the
balls put on butters' chin?
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Yeah, how we gonna-
Wait, butters' chin?
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Yeah.
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But that's me,
i'm butters.
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We know, you're the one
doing it, butters.
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Who'd you think
we were talking about?
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Well, hold on
just a second, you guys.
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Hey, i know how we get
the balls on butters' chin.
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Those "star trek" dorks
down the street.
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They're always making crazy
masks and special effects
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For their dumb movies.
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Hang on now.
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Yeah, i bet they could make
a fake set of balls.
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Come on, butters.
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Wait, why does it
have to be me?
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It has to be you, butters,
think about it.
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Yeah.
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But fellas, if i go
on maury povich
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With my balls on my chin
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My parents are gonna
be really mad.
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We'll just
tell your parents
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We're going on a camping trip
with my parents.
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They'll never know.
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I'm sorry,
but the answer is-
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Unh-Uh, unh-Uh, unh-Uh.
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Kenny would've done it.
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So? I told you guys before,
i'm not kenny.
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We know, believe me,
we know.
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We're reminded every day
that you're not kenny
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Because kenny was cool.
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Yeah, god, i wish kenny
was still alive.
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He'd put balls on his chin.
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He was such
an awesome friend.
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Well, come on, guys.
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If butters won't even put
balls on his chins for us
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I guess we know
where we stand.
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Yeah.
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Ah, gee whiz, you promise my
mom and dad won't find out?
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Now, we're going to apply the
latex with some spirit gum.
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That spirit gum
sure is stinky.
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Where'd you get
the balls from?
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We made a plaster mold
of his chin
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And then made a latex scrotum
and put two golf balls inside.
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Nice.
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Now, we just blend
the skin tones,
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Add a little hair
and presto!
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Wow!
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That looks
awesome!
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Oh, i feel silly.
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They look great
on you, butters,
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They really do.
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I believe you
owe us payment now.
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All right, the original avid
cut of "star wars episode one".
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Wow, they weren't
lying!
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Why the hell would they
want that anyway?
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Episode one
sucked balls.
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Yeah, it sucked hairy
butters' chin balls.
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Hey, hey,
stop it, man!
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Gay air flight 243
with service to new york,
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Now ready for
general boarding.
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That's your flight,
butters.
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Okay, here's your ticket.
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And they're gonna have
a car waiting for you
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At the gate in new york.
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Wait, you guys aren't
coming with me?
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Hell no, dude.
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Then we couldn't
watch you on tv.
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Hold on a minute, guys,
i change my mind.
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I don't want to go.
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God, the isn't butters awesome
for doing this, you guys?
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Yeah, he sure is.
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Doing all this to
bring us back a prize.
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What a great friend.
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Butters, butters!
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All right then,
see you guys tomorrow.
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Thanks for coming
on the show, kid.
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Maury is very excited
to meet you.
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And this is the green room
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Where you can hang out
with the other guests
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Until we call for you
on set.
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Boy-With-Balls-On-Chin,
this is man-With-Foot-On-Head,
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Girl-With-Rapid-Aging-Disease,
disfigured-Country-Singer.
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And man-With-No-Face.
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Wow, scooped-Out-Face-Guy.
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I've seen you
on tv before.
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Yes, this is my
sixth appearance.
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I'll come back
in a bit, folks.
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Hey, roger, what the hell
is with these
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Horrible
veggie platters?
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Yeah, we told you last time
we want fresher vegetables.
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I'm sorry, this is what
the studio provides.
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Just take a seat on the couch,
kid, i'll be back in a minute.
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Boy-With-Balls-
On-His-Chin?
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Haven't seen you
around.
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How long you been
on the circuit?
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What circuit?
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The talk show
circuit.
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Don't tell us this is
your first one.
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Well yeah, you've all done it
more than once?
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Oprah two times,
jenny jones once,
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Sally jessy five times.
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You've only done
jenny once?
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I hate doing
the jenny jones show.
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They don't even have
their own hair people.
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I'm doing
jenny tomorrow.
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Yeah, you picked a good
show to do first, kid.
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But you need to
learn the ropes.
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There are a lot of people like
you all over the country,
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And we all do talk shows
for a living.
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We all know each other,
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And we all kind of
stick together
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To make sure our
industry is protected.
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Yeah, like when someone
lies about being a freak.
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Oh, they,
they do, huh?
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Yeah, they'll make up
a fake condition
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To go on these shows and
then take our money away.
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We don't take
kindly to that.
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I can certainly see why.
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It's okay, folks
don't do it anymore.
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Not after they saw what
we did to lobster boy.
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Lobster boy?
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Yeah, lobster boy used to
make appearances
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On all the talk shows.
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He was one of the most popular
disfigured people on tv.
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But then one day
we all found out
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That lobster boy wasn't
a real freak at all.
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He was just an
actual lobster.
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Lying sack of crap.
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So you know what
we did to him?
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What?
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One night all us
freaks got together
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And we boiled him alive.
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Now lobster boy
is no more.
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Oh, yeah, i hate when people
fake conditions too.
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Those stupid fakers.
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We're glad you agree.
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Okay, boy-With-Balls-
On-His-Chin,
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You're up next.
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Oh, jesus,
see me through this.
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Today on the
maury povich show
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We bring back some of our
favorite disfigured people
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And introduce you
to some new ones.
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Here he comes!
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This is gonna
be awesome!
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Our next guest suffers
from a rare birth defect
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Which caused his testicles and
scrotum to grow from his chin.
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Testicles and scrotum!
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Please welcome 8½-Year-Old
napoleon bonaparte
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From south park, colorado.
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Thanks so much for
coming on our show.
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Oh, that's okay,
i suppose.
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So, is it tough
being... different?
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Ah, yeah.
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And do all the kids at school
make fun of you?
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They sure do!
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They always say to me,
"butters, you're not kenny."
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But i never said
i was kenny.
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They say kenny would do this,
and kenny would do that-
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Uh-Oh,
we're losing him.
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I'm tired of it.
You hear me, fellas?
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Kenny's dead, and you
just have to deal with it.
254
00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,700
Ah, yeah, but i mean,
255
00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,300
Do the kids at school
make fun of you
256
00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,400
Because of your
condition?
257
00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,600
What condition?
258
00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:25,000
You have balls that
hang off your chin.
259
00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:25,800
I do?!
260
00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,600
Oh, oh, i mean
yeah, i do.
261
00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:30,100
Yeah, the kids at school
make fun of me for that.
262
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:30,900
That was close.
263
00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,800
What names do they
call you at school?
264
00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:35,300
Oh well, i guess
they call me
265
00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,400
Chin-Ball-Boy...
and ball-Chin-Boy.
266
00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,400
When i'm walking they'll say,
"hey, there goes chin balls."
267
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,700
And do they call you
freak and weirdo?
268
00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:49,600
Yeah, i suppose.
269
00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,700
And do they point at you
and laugh?
270
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,300
Do they make you wish
you'd never been born?
271
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,400
Make you wish
to put an end
272
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,300
To the whole miserable
wretched earth?!
273
00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,300
Uh, sure.
274
00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,300
Well, napoleon, we have
a surprise for you.
275
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,900
Wait, here it is,
here it is.
276
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:02,800
The presents!
277
00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,300
Because you're such a brave
little chin-Ball-Man
278
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,700
We're gonna send you
directly from this studio
279
00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,300
To the world's largest putt-Putt
golf course in the world.
280
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,700
Oh really?
281
00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,000
Wow.
282
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,200
Did he say
the largest
283
00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,700
Putt-Putt golf course
in the world?
284
00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,200
Go on, you're
going right now.
285
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,200
But that's not fair.
286
00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,400
That means butters
gets to go and we don't.
287
00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,500
Yeah, we thought up
the whole thing.
288
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,300
Once again butters is
trying to screw us over.
289
00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,500
That asshole!
290
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,100
Hello, is this the
maury povich show?
291
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,800
Yes, hello, i'm calling because
i saw your television program
292
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,200
And i also have balls
hanging from my chin.
293
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,600
I'd like to come on and
talk about my disorder
294
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,800
And perhaps
get a free trip
295
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,200
To the largest putt-Putt
golf course in the world.
296
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,500
I'm sorry, but we're done
doing freak shows for now.
297
00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,400
We're looking for people
for a new topic.
298
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,600
What's the new topic?
299
00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,400
"Please help my
out-Of-Control child."
300
00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,700
Oh... hey,
i'm out of control.
301
00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:49,600
Really?
302
00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:50,900
Is your mother
in tears every day
303
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,200
Over how disobedient
you are?
304
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,500
Uh, sure.
305
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,200
Does she worry about you
doing drugs and having sex
306
00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:56,400
At such a young age?
307
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,300
Yeah, sure, i do crack and
potpourri and greasies.
308
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,500
Well, that's great.
309
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,000
If you can get your mom
to come on with you
310
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,600
We'd love to fly you out.
311
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,200
My, my mom?
312
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,900
Mom...
313
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,200
Yeah, sweetie?
314
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,800
Could you
do me a favor?
315
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,300
What's that,
my little man?
316
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,700
Could you go on the
maury povich show with me
317
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,000
And say that i'm out of control
and do drugs and have sex
318
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,200
So that i can
go to the largest
319
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,100
Putt-Putt golf course
in the world?
320
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,400
Mmm, but you're not
out of control, muffin.
321
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,100
You're my perfect
little gumdrop.
322
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,800
I'm just asking you
to lie for me.
323
00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:27,300
You love me, don't you?
324
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,900
Of course i do.
325
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,100
Oh, i have such a
pretty mother.
326
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,600
Such a wonderful mother.
327
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,600
Sweetie, don't.
328
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,500
Then it's settled.
329
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,000
Oh, i've got
such a great mother,
330
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,800
Such a beautiful mother.
331
00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,900
Just what did you think
you were doing, butters?
332
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,300
Not only did you lie to us
333
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,000
And say you were on a camping
trip with kyle's family,
334
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,700
You made a fool of yourself
and us on national television.
335
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,700
I'm sorry, mom.
336
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,800
Well, sorry isn't gonna
make it this time, mister.
337
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,600
Y'know, your grandmother saw
the show and had a mild stroke.
338
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,800
Oh gee, i didn't mean
to almost kill grandma.
339
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,500
I promise i'll never
go on tv
340
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,100
With balls
on my chin again.
341
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,900
Uh! You better believe
you won't, buster.
342
00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,700
Your father and i
have to leave now
343
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,400
To visit grandma
in the hospital.
344
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,100
But you can just take
those balls off your chin
345
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:04,800
And march right up
to your room.
346
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,200
Yes, ma'am.
347
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,400
Serves me right.
348
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,000
Putting balls on my chin
and lying about it.
349
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,000
Why, i should be grounded
for a month.
350
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,800
Why do i do these things?
Why can't i behave myself?
351
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,300
Hey, butters, those other
freak people from the show
352
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,700
Were just over here
looking for you.
353
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:22,900
Oh jesus!
They were?
354
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,400
Yeah, they wanted to
find you bad.
355
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,900
Ohh, god,
what'd you tell them?
356
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,300
I told them
where to find you.
357
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,000
What, why the heck
would you do that?
358
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,500
They wanna kill me for
not being a real freak.
359
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,500
Oh...
360
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,700
Well, serves you right
for screwing us over.
361
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,600
Oh jesus, no.
362
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,400
They've come to
boil me alive,
363
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,900
Just like lobster boy.
364
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,400
I gotta get
out of here.
365
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,800
Wait, i can't go anywhere,
i'm grounded.
366
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,500
Oh christ,
what a pickle.
367
00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:55,600
Napoleon?
368
00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,900
Napoleon bonaparte?
369
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,100
I think he's up here.
370
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,200
Oh, hello, folks,
what's the problem?
371
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:07,800
There you are, boy-With-
Balls-On-His-Chin.
372
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,400
We've got big news-
The union is striking.
373
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,900
The union?
374
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:13,900
Oh, that's why you came?
375
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,000
We're tired of our
crappy prizes,
376
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000
So the union president,
377
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,900
Man-With-Terrible-
Skin-Condition,
378
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,700
Has told us to
round everyone up.
379
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,500
I can't freak-Strike, fellas,
i'm grounded.
380
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,900
Grounded for what?
381
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,400
For having balls on my-
I mean, nothing.
382
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,700
I'm not grounded.
383
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,100
Good, then you can
march with us.
384
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,400
Freaks of the world
unite!
385
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,400
Today on maury povich,
386
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,300
These moms don't know what to do
with their out-Of-Control kids.
387
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,700
Young boys and girls
so whorish on our show
388
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,600
That it borders on
child pornography!
389
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,200
We're here
talking with moms
390
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,800
Who think their children
are out of control.
391
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,200
Now, vanessa here says that her
13-Year-Old daughter vanity
392
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:55,100
Is already doing drugs and
having sex with older men.
393
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,000
Whoa...
394
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,100
Vanessa, what does
vanity say to you
395
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,100
When you tell her to
do her homework?
396
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,500
She says
she hates me.
397
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,700
She calls me retard.
398
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,200
Then she says my cooze
is all dried up
399
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,300
And nobody wants it.
400
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,600
Aww!
401
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,100
Well, let's
bring her out.
402
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,400
Here's vanity!
403
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,900
Whatever, whatever.
404
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,600
You
suckers don't know.
405
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,200
You!
406
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:31,700
Wow, vanity, you are really
an out-Of-Control teen.
407
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,200
Yeah!
408
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,000
Maury! Maury!
409
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,700
Whatever!
410
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,600
Maury, my mom don't
know.
411
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,600
You can ax her.
412
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,300
I ax all my homies
if they be down with it.
413
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,300
Y'know, it's all
good,.
414
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,300
You,
suckers!
415
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,500
Jeez, that girl
is pissed off.
416
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,800
Okay, cartman family,
you're on in two minutes.
417
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:54,000
Why can't you just
listen to me and love me?
418
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:54,900
Shut up!
419
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,800
Shut the up,
you dried up skank!
420
00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,000
I'm glad you're not
like that, poopsy-Kins.
421
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,200
But if i'm not the most
out-Of-Control teen
422
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,100
I might not win
the prize.
423
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,000
Excuse me, i want to
make a quick change.
424
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,000
Where's wardrobe?
425
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,900
Second door
on the right.
426
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,500
Strike! Strike!...
427
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,900
Brothers and sisters,
the time has come for us
428
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,300
To be treated with
the respect we deserve!
429
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,900
We're a strong and diverse
group of people,
430
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,500
With members like
woman-With-Crab-Like-Body,
431
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,700
Incredibly-Obese-
Black-Person,
432
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,900
Man-With-Brains-
Outside-Of-Head
433
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,500
And liza minelli.
434
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,700
The talk shows have us on and
gives us little gifts and perks
435
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,900
While they make tens of
thousands of dollars!
436
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,600
We told the talk shows our
demands and they laughed!
437
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,200
They say they can get plenty
of other stupid guests
438
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,400
To go on their shows,
439
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,600
So we must picket
those other guests.
440
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,400
Oh, gosh, i need to go,
i can't picket, guys.
441
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,300
You're not gonna
picket?
442
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,700
Who's not gonna picket?
443
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,400
Boy-With-Balls-On-Chin
doesn't want to picket.
444
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,200
It's just that parents are-
I can't picket.
445
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,900
Why, you're not
a scab, are you?
446
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,900
No, i'm not a scab.
447
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,200
Now, we will split up
into groups
448
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,600
And form picket lines.
449
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,500
The first group will be led by
incredibly-Obese-Black-Man.
450
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,200
Excuse me, i'm not
incredibly-Obese-Black-Man.
451
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:20,200
I'm incredibly-Black-Obese-Man.
452
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,700
Oh, right, my bad.
453
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,000
And now, back to more kids
who are out of control
454
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,800
On the maury povich show!
455
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,600
Our next mother
is liane cartman.
456
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,000
Her son claims to be the most
out-Of-Control kid in the world
457
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,700
And says there's nothing his
stupid mom can do about it.
458
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,700
Why won't you
kids behave?
459
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,000
Shut up, skank!
460
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,300
He's not
talking to you!
461
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,600
So, miss cartman, you can't
control your child?
462
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,400
Oh, my little
poopsy-Kins
463
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,200
Gets into no-No's
once in a while,
464
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,400
But he's still my perfect
little sumpsy-Kittles.
465
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,400
Well, your son made
a video backstage.
466
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,700
Let's take a look.
467
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,800
Maury, i am
out of control.
468
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:56,000
Yeah, i use drugs,
i can do what i want, bitch.
469
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,100
Yeah, i have sex and
i don't use protection.
470
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,100
It's my hot body,
i'll do what i want.
471
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,200
I don't go to school
and i kill people.
472
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,300
Whatever!
I'll do what i want.
473
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,800
Boo!Boo!
474
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,300
Oh, he's such a cutie.
475
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,200
Well, let's bring him out.
Here's eric cartman!
476
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,800
Whatever, whatever!
477
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,500
Maury, my mom
can't control me.
478
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,600
Ax her!
Go on, ax her!
479
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,700
Miss cartman, what does
your son to like to do?
480
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,000
Ooh, he loves
playing with
481
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,700
His "clyde frog"
and "wellington bear".
482
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,400
Mom, we're pretending,
remember?
483
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,600
Sex and drugs.
484
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,700
Oh, i mean
sex and drugs.
485
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,500
Ohh!
486
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,200
Whatever,
whatever!
487
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,700
I'll do what i want!
488
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,600
Oh, whatever,
you ain't tough, ho.
489
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,800
I roam with gangs.
490
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,700
Oh yeah?
I roam with 12 gangs.
491
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,500
And we only commit
hate crimes.
492
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,400
Whatever!
I'll do what i want!
493
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,400
Whatever!
494
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,800
You ain't bad.
You ain't nothing.
495
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,500
I ditch class and go shoot
heroin in the school bathroom.
496
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,900
Whatever! I ran for
congress and won.
497
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,300
Then i had sex
with an intern,
498
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,300
Killed her
and hid her body.
499
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,300
Whatever!
I'll do what i want!
500
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,300
What do we want?
501
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,300
Better prizes!
502
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,400
When do we
want them?
503
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Now!
504
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,500
What do we want?
505
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,500
Better prizes.
506
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,600
When do we
want them?
507
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,700
Now then.
508
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,800
Sir, i really
gotta go home,
509
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,100
My parents are gonna
be sore at me.
510
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,100
Napoleon, you need to
understand something.
511
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,400
For you a union to work
all members must be prepared
512
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,700
To make sacrifices
and stick together.
513
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,700
But i gotta get back
to my family.
514
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,700
We're your family,
too, napoleon.
515
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,900
We're like you.
516
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,900
When we look at you
we don't even see
517
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,600
The testicles
on your chin.
518
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,200
We see the testicles
in your heart.
519
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,000
What do we want?
Better prizes!
520
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,800
When do we want them?
Now!
521
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,100
Oh, hamburgers, this just
keeps on getting worse.
522
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,500
Okay, folks, we're gonna
have to move along.
523
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,500
Why? We're a union and
we have a right to picket.
524
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,900
I'm sorry,
but the government
525
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,200
Does not recognize you
as a union.
526
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200
You'll have to go.
527
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,200
What are you saying?
528
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,200
That because of
our appearance
529
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,200
Our organization
is less important?
530
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,200
Now now now,
i'm not telling you people
531
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200
That your union
doesn't matter.
532
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,200
I'm just telling you that
you're not really people.
533
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,500
All right, that does it.
534
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,500
It's time to bring out
the big guns.
535
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,000
Prepare the video
sabotage.
536
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,400
Oh, no, not the
video sabotage.
537
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,100
Who is the most
out-Of-Control child?
538
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,900
We're back with maury.
539
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,300
We're here
talking with moms
540
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,700
Who think their children
are out of control.
541
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,700
Whatever!
542
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,400
I slaughtered five baby seals
with my bare hands.
543
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,400
Whatever!
I'll do what i want!
544
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,600
Now let's meet joline.
545
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,800
Joline says her daughter
is also out of control,
546
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,000
That she's flirting
with older men.
547
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,100
And, she's only
four months old.
548
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,500
Ohh!
549
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,200
Mm-Hmm, that's right.
Maury.
550
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,700
Let's bring her out,
here's chantal!
551
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,100
So, joline, exactly how is your
daughter out of control?
552
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,200
You say she flirts
with older men?
553
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,400
Maury, it's like this.
554
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,200
Whenever i have friends
over to the house
555
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,000
Chantal will come waltzing
in the living room
556
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,800
Completely naked!
557
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:49,300
Whatever. I helped in
a drive-By shooting.
558
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,900
Whatever! I digitally put
"jabba the hut"
559
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,500
Back into the original
"star wars" movie.
560
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,200
I'll do what i want!
561
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,700
Wow, that is
out of control.
562
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,600
Why, just last night
563
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,800
I had three gentlemen callers
over to my house
564
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,200
And chantal
took her clothes off
565
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,500
Right in front
of everybody!
566
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,600
Boo!Boo!
567
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:10,200
You see? There she goes,
there she goes.
568
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,900
You god damn whore!
569
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,700
Attention, maury viewers.
570
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,500
What the hell is this?
571
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,900
A lot of decent hard-Working
freaks in america
572
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,400
Are losing their
talk show jobs
573
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,900
To freaks of
a different nature.
574
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,200
Sure, everyone in this great
country of ours is a freak.
575
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,100
But true, physically-Deformed
freaks must be recognized.
576
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,900
For it is these real freaks
that make you all feel better
577
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,700
About yourselves
for not being one.
578
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,800
So next time you're
watching television
579
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,700
Make sure it's a show
with freak-Freaks,
580
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,400
And not just with people
that are freaks
581
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,000
Because they're stupid trailer
trash from the south.
582
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,200
That's what we mean when we say
look for the true freak label.
583
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,600
* look for the
true freak label *
584
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,900
* when you are watching
a tv talk show *
585
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:57,100
* remember somewhere
a union's growing *
586
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,700
* our wages going
to feed the kids *
587
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,200
* and rob the house
we work for *
588
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,300
* but who's complaining?
589
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,000
* we're t.F.U.
We're making our way *
590
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:14,500
* so always look for
the true freak label *
591
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:20,000
* because you need us
right here in the u.S.A. *
592
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,600
Ah, sorry, america,
little glitch there.
593
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,700
Anyway-
594
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,800
They're right.
595
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:25,600
We should've never
crossed that picket line.
596
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,600
Come on, honey.
597
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,100
Wait, wait, come back.
598
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,600
Maybe we could make the other
out-Of-Control kids
599
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,200
Take their clothes off, too.
600
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,400
Whatever!
I'll crap in maury's pants.
601
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,600
Sir, the ratings have just
started to plummet.
602
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,900
Those damn freaks!
603
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,600
I gave you shoes!
And groceries!
604
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,100
And this is how
you repay me?
605
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,600
Very well,
come upstairs and...
606
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,800
We'll negotiate.
607
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,500
We did it,
the strike worked.
608
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,600
Now we can go on
with our careers.
609
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,100
Thank god that's over.
610
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,700
Now i can
get back home.
611
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,400
Butters, you have
screwed me out of a prize
612
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,800
For the last time!
613
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,400
Oh, double hamburgers.
614
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,300
Jesus christ!
That out-Of-Control kid
615
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,300
Ripped poor napoleon's balls
right off!
616
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,700
Get him!
617
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,100
Ahh!
618
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:27,400
Hey, things actually turned out
okay for me this time.
619
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,700
Butters!
620
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,100
Oh, i know.