1 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:37,080 Ok children we have a special guest today, 2 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,200 a woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour. 3 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,920 Now I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame, 4 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,320 but please give her your full attention. 5 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,160 - Go ahead. - Uh, thank you Mr. Garrison. 6 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,200 How are we all doing, today? 7 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,520 I can't hear you! I said how are we all doing? 8 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,320 Eric Cartman, you say excuse me! 9 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,190 Go ahead. 10 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,800 Children, we're a national choir called Getting Gay with Kids. 11 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,295 We're gonna do a big tour down in Central America 12 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:09,400 to help save the rainforest and you can be a part of it. 13 00:01:09,901 --> 00:01:11,401 This is fuckin stupid! 14 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,160 Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to! 15 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,560 Go ahead. 16 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,980 You see, we take kids from all over the country and put them in a choir, 17 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,520 where they sing and dance to raise awareness about our vanishing rainforests. 18 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,800 Did you know over ten thousand acres of rainforest are bulldozed every year? 19 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:31,040 That's right and over thirty percent of the world's oxygen is made in the rainforests. 20 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,040 So who wants to join the fun? 21 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,040 - What if you don't have any rhythm? - Excuse me? 22 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,200 - Like my friend Kyle. He's Jewish, so he doesn't have any rhythm. - Shut up, fatass! 23 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,680 Choirs suck! - Kyle Broflofsky, you watch your language! 24 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,840 Eric Cartman, you be nice to people! Stan Marsh, you mind your manners! 25 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,000 Kenny McCormick, you pay attention! 26 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,040 - Go ahead. - Well that's all really. 27 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,760 So if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest 28 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,240 and joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front. 29 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,340 Oh, that's good. We need some more toilet paper. 30 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,480 Alright! That does it! 31 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,560 I am tired of seeing you in my office, young man. 32 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:05,640 You get sent here every day, Craig. - I know. 33 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,360 - Why can't you behave? - I don't know. 34 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,240 What do you have to say for yourself? 35 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,320 Well I'll tell you what young man, 36 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,880 you're gonna be held back a grade if you don't... 37 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,840 - Did you just flip me off? - No. 38 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,760 Yes you did! You just flipped me the bird! 39 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,160 Now see, this is exactly what I'm talking about! 40 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,640 If you don't shape up, mmmkay, and get your head straight... 41 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,800 - There! You just flipped me off again! - No I didn't. 42 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,592 Yes you did! And until you stop flipping people off, 43 00:02:29,593 --> 00:02:32,440 you can just go back to the waiting room, mmmkay! Next! 44 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,360 Well well well. 45 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,360 If it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric? 46 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,000 - Hi Craig. - Hey, don't flip me off, you sonofabitch! 47 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,800 Sit down boys. Now let's see, what did Mr. Garrison send you in here for? 48 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,221 "The boys were being rude while a choir teacher 49 00:02:45,222 --> 00:02:47,222 was giving some stupid presentation." 50 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,240 It's just some dumb activist kids choir thing! 51 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,360 Young man, Getting Gay with Kids is not dumb, mmmkay! 52 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,800 It just so happens that I'm on the board of directors. 53 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,378 Dude, all those choirs are the same. 54 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:58,679 They don't even really sing. They use prerecorded tapes. 55 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,200 Well guess what boys, I think Getting Gay with Kids is just what you need. 56 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,080 I'm gonna sign up all four of you. 57 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,720 - What? - You can't do that! 58 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,360 I think this will be very good for you. 59 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,040 But we don't even care about the rainforests. 60 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,760 And that's exactly why you need to go, mmmkay. 61 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,533 Please, Mr. Mackie, we'll be good, 62 00:03:16,534 --> 00:03:20,004 don't send us to that old kid choir, have mercy Mr. Mackie. 63 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,240 Be safe Kyle. Bring me something back from the rainforest. 64 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,440 Oh no no no. The rainforest is very fragile. 65 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,520 We must take only pictures and leave only footprints. 66 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,840 Oh, I didn't realize. 67 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,089 Did you know that right now bulldozers 68 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:35,890 are tearing down thousands of acres of rainforest everyday? 69 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,720 Ah man, this is gonna suck donkey balls! 70 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,880 Please don't make me go on a choir tour, mom, please! 71 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,820 Stan, you should be excited. I would love to see the rainforest. 72 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,600 Besides, your dad and I need some time alone. 73 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,720 No! 74 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,840 Okay children, that's all of us. 75 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,560 We're ready to head to the Latin American nation of Costa Rica, 76 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,200 a country filled with virgin rainforests. 77 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,880 And you must be Eric Cartman. I've heard about you. 78 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,320 You don't respect nature or other cultures. 79 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,720 Yeah, pretty much. 80 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,200 Well I'm gonna change the way you think kiddo. 81 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,960 My name is Kelly. - My name is Kenny. 82 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,480 Lenny? - No, Kenny! 83 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,960 Johnny? - KENNY! 84 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,000 Now we've got a long trip ahead of us, 85 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:21,000 so let's take the opportunity to learn our choreography. 86 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,680 The nightmare begins. 87 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,940 Look children, I think we're entering San Jose, which is the capital of Costa Rica. 88 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,240 Oh this is so exciting! 89 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,160 Oh my God, dude, look how dirty and crappy everything is. 90 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:45,200 Eric, Costa Rica is a third world country. 91 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,800 These people are much poorer than those in the US. 92 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,360 Well why the hell don't they get jobs? 93 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,115 Hey why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job? 94 00:04:53,116 --> 00:04:55,840 What's wrong with you? Go to college. - Eric, sit down! 95 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,720 Look, you gotta be firm with these people 96 00:04:57,721 --> 00:04:59,921 or they just slack off and be poor forever, right Kenny? 97 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,820 Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny, maybe you're Costa Rican, 98 00:05:02,821 --> 00:05:05,221 that's why your family is so poor. - You fuckin asshole! 99 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,640 Your family isn't poor? 100 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,400 Whoa dude, look over there! 101 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,480 Wow, Costa Rican prostitutes! 102 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,360 Hey, look at the prostitutes you guys! 103 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:19,520 - What are you looking at, man? - Yeah, why don't you take a picture? 104 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:20,840 Okay. 105 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,240 Eric, sit down! 106 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,480 Kids, this is the Costa Rican capital building. 107 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,680 This is where all the leaders of the Costa Rican government make their... 108 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,680 Oh my God, it smells like ass out here! 109 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:33,840 Alright, that does it! 110 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,360 Eric Cartman, you respect others cultures this instant! 111 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,920 I wasn't saying anything about their culture, I was just saying there city smells like ass. 112 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,960 Wow! Seeing a place like this makes you appreciate living in America, huh? 113 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,320 You may think that making fun of third world countries is funny but let me... 114 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,939 I don't think it's funny! This place is overcrowded, smelly, and poor! 115 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:53,439 That's not funny, that sucks! - Eric, will you please, PLEASE, 116 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:57,080 keep your mouth shut while we present ourselves to the Costa Rican President. 117 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,320 - Why? - Cause I'll buy you some ice cream afterwards if you do. 118 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,160 Well, it was a very long trip, but the children are very excited to sing tomorrow. 119 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:06,720 Que? 120 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,800 Uh, we're the choir that was sent from the United States. 121 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,080 Que? 122 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,920 We're the group singing for the save the rainforest summit tomorrow. 123 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,160 Oh dear, where's Mr. Mackie? He should have been here by now. 124 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,840 Children, do any of you speak Spanish? 125 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,120 - Don't you dare! - Sorry I'm late. 126 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:29,280 Oh, thank goodness you're here, I don't speak any Spanish. - Oh no problem. 127 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,400 Ustedas choir de estados unidos, mmmbien? 128 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,560 Oh, oh, save the rainforest. 129 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,640 Uh, he says Pablo here will take you on a rainforest tour. 130 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,480 Oh boy! Mr. Presidente, round up your subjects outside. 131 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,400 We have a special gift for you, the gift of song. 132 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,120 Alright children, let's get in our rows quickly so we can begin. 133 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,420 Did you remember all the choreography, Lenny? - Yeah, I think so. 134 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,520 Hello everybody. This is just a little rehearsal for tomorrow, 135 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,420 so we may be a little rusty. 136 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:10,600 There's a place that is magical and full of rain, 137 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,040 but now it needs help because it is in pain. 138 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,200 Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore. 139 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,640 We're spreading awareness like never before. 140 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,400 Getting Gay with Kids is here. 141 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,360 Spread the word and bring you cheer. 142 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:32,040 Let's save the rainforest, what do you say? 143 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,520 Being an activist is totally gay. 144 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,200 And someday if we work hard, boys and girls, 145 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:47,480 they'll be nothing but rainforest covering the entire world. 146 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,920 Getting Gay with Kids is here. 147 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,400 Spread the word and bring you cheer. 148 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,480 Getting Gay with Kids is here. 149 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:03,720 Save the rainforest, totally gay, totally gay! 150 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,480 Great job, gang! 151 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,845 - You were really all over the place, Kyle. - Thanks. 152 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,360 - I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm! - Fuck off, Cartman! 153 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,880 No, dude, I think Cartman might actually be right! - No, that's a stereotype. 154 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,800 Dude, maybe you really don't have any rhythm! 155 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,040 Now, secondary rainforest we are entering. 156 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,900 Notice the canopy of foliage. 157 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,800 Oh! It's everything I've ever dreamed it would be! 158 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,000 God damn, it's hot out here! 159 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,480 Ah! Snake! 160 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,200 No, dude, that's a branch. 161 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,320 Oh... Ah! Snake! 162 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,120 No, that's the same branch again. 163 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,480 The rainforest is very delicate and we must take steps to protect it. 164 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,760 Yeah yeah yeah, take steps, we're taking them, blah blah blah. 165 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,080 We heard this a million times back up in the states. 166 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,000 Here look! These are squirrel monkeys, 167 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,520 endangered inhabitants of the rainforest. 168 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,320 Wow! Isn't he neat, Lenny? 169 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,760 Bad! Bad monkey! 170 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,440 Eric! What the hell are you doing? 171 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,560 I'm asserting myself. It's tough love. 172 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,496 Just like my little Kitty. When he's bad, I'll say: 173 00:09:02,497 --> 00:09:05,497 "that's a bad little Kitty" and I smack him on the head. 174 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,840 And here is a three-toed sloth. 175 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,720 That's a bad... That's a bad three-toed sloth! 176 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,480 Eric! For God's sake, knock it off! 177 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,440 Respect my autoritay! 178 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,720 Well Mr. Pedro, this was a great tour, but I guess we should be heading back, 179 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,760 we have a big concert tomorrow, don't we kids? 180 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,120 - I wish we could have seen the Yanagapa. - What's the Yanagapa? 181 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,320 The Yanagapa are gentle native people that live in the rainforest, 182 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,960 but bulldozers are destroying their homes. Soon they will have nowhere to go, 183 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,520 so we must stop bulldozing the rainforest so that they can live... 184 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,720 God, here she goes again! 185 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,520 - Stanley, what is it? - Snake! 186 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,760 Ah, yes, this is what we call a coral snake. 187 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,120 Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature. 188 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,360 What's the matter little boy? 189 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,000 - He's a little wuss, what's it look like? - I'm just scared of snakes. 190 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,120 Now, now. You must remember, this snake is more afraid of you than you are of it. 191 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,240 Oh my God! 192 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,120 Oh yeah. That snake is really scared of us, alright. 193 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,480 Jesus Christ, is he dead? 194 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,520 My guess would be yes. 195 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,880 Oh no! God, no! Now, don't panic children! 196 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,000 Bad! That's a bad snake! 197 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,360 Maybe we came from that way. 198 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,520 No, no, let's try this way. 199 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,440 Benny, do you think we're gonna be okay? - Yeah, everything is fine. 200 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,660 That's good. Can I tell you something? - Okay. 201 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,510 I think I like you. - Really? 202 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,960 Yeah. I mean, I think we communicate really well. - Oh! That's great! 203 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,940 No, it's not good. - That's not good? 204 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,240 No. See, if I start to like you too much, I'm only gonna get my heart broken, 205 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,000 'cause we like on opposite ends of the country. 206 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,440 Once this choir tour is over, we will never see each other again. 207 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,027 And that would devastate me! 208 00:10:42,028 --> 00:10:45,028 So I can't have any feelings for you, I just can't, Lenny! 209 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,480 Oh children, the sun is setting. We have to find our way out of here quick! 210 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,320 Okay, Okay! Everything is just fine kids. 211 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,040 Now, it is important that we all stick together. 212 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,240 Is everybody still here? 213 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,000 - I'm not. - Who's not? 214 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,200 Me. 215 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,800 Benny, will you hold my hand. 216 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,480 I don't wanna get emotionally attached, though. 217 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,560 Oh my God, dude! I just saw Tony Danza! 218 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,080 No, you didn't just see Tony Danza, Stanley! 219 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,750 Dude, we're totally lost. We're gonna die out here! 220 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,496 - We are?! - Don't worry Kelly, we're gonna find our way out 221 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,080 of the rainforest and make it back to the concert in time. 222 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,280 We just need to respect our mother rainforest and she will respect us. 223 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,080 Mrs. Stevens. You have a bug on your back. 224 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,920 Really? Could you brush it off? 225 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,620 Uh, No. 226 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,000 Oh my God! Get it off me! 227 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,800 For the love of God! Get it off me! Oh my God! 228 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,960 Okay children, we must understand 229 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:31,440 that the insects of the rainforest help the delicate balance of life here. 230 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,840 - Rainforests suck, I wanna go home! - Me too! 231 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:42,880 Children, Okay! Let's try to listen to what the rainforest tells us, 232 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,560 and if we use our ears, she can tell us so many things... 233 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,880 There's a dude here! 234 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,920 Ah thank goodness! Hello sir! 235 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,600 We are lost! Can you help us? 236 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Que? 237 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,200 Let me try. Let me try. 238 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,720 We are from America, A-mer-i-ca. 239 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,880 We are lost and very hungry. 240 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,800 Neccesito burrito... 241 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,760 I don't wanna burrito, I wanna taco. Supreme. 242 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,320 - Y taco... - I want two tostados in mild sauce. 243 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,240 Two tostados in... en charida. 244 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,720 Boys! Please! Not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos, that's a stereotype. 245 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,840 Children, he wants us to follow him. 246 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,160 Oh, thank goodness! I think this ordeal is over! 247 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,360 - This doesn't look very safe. - Yeah, I think we should get the hell out of here. 248 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,351 Now kids, let's be a bit more open minded. I read all about this in Newsweek, 249 00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:31,786 I read all about this in Newsweek, this is a people's army, 250 00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:34,800 they're fighting the fascist policies of their fascist government. 251 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,560 - Oh, hello! Do you speak English? - Who are you? 252 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:43,160 Oh wonderful! We were lost and it is a such a great coincidence we found you! 253 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,320 You see, we're here to protest the government sanction raping of your rainforest. 254 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:51,400 We are fighters just like you! Could you help us get back to San Jose? 255 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,420 Um, I know! Perhaps you would like a gift. 256 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,720 I have only one gift to give. The gift of song. 257 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,920 There's a place that is magical and full of rain... 258 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,960 Kyle, for the love of God, do the right choreography. 259 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,800 Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore. 260 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,720 We're spreading awareness like never before. 261 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,880 Oh, Kyle! Please! 262 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,960 Getting Gay with Kids is here... 263 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:22,800 Enough! 264 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,920 Well, we hope our gift of song has warmed your hearts. 265 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,520 We're not getting gay with any kids, okay! 266 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,240 Uh, yeah. So, do you have a phone we could use? 267 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,560 Yes, we have a phone. It's right over there, next to the twelve person jacuzzi. 268 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,960 Now, get out of here before we kill you. 269 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,320 Is it because of the little Jewish boy's choreography? 270 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,520 You white Americans make me sick! 271 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,440 You waste food, oil, and everything else, because you are so rich. 272 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,972 And then you tell the rest of the world 273 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,973 to save the rainforest because you like it's pretty flowers. 274 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,560 Run! Children! Run! 275 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:23,520 Hello! Anybody?! Help! 276 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,120 Wow! Look at the pretty flower! 277 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,640 Oh, no, no, no, Jake that fragile flower is very delicate, okay. 278 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,320 I wanna go home! I hate the rainforest! 279 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,840 Oh, Lenny, hold me! No, I can't get attached. 280 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,600 Oh, but I do like you. 281 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,940 Oh, but you're only going to leave me. - God damn it! 282 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,309 We're here live in San Jose, Costa Rica, where hundreds of rich Americans 283 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,580 have gathered for the Save the Rainforest Summit. 284 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,505 Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves 285 00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:56,506 and act like they aren't the ones responsible for the rainforest's peril. 286 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,680 That's right, Bob, and of course the main attraction today 287 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,280 the darling kids choir, Getting Gay with Kids, 288 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,280 all of whom must be backstage preparing at this very moment. 289 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,480 Oh, there's just no end to this place! I think maybe we're going in circles. 290 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,760 Oh! Dear God! The summit starts in an hour! I'm gonna lose my job. 291 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,640 This is bullcrap! I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore! 292 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,760 - Eric, where are you going? - I'm going this way. 293 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,160 Young man, I am the adult here, and I say you go this way! 294 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,560 Look, you can stay over myah, but I'm going over myah. 295 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,400 Young man, I have had it! 296 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,640 No no no no no no! You myah. 297 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,800 Screw you guys, I'm going home. 298 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,920 Good! You deserve to die, you little bastard! 299 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,440 Eric, we have to stay together! 300 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,909 God damn stupid hippie activist! I should be home, nestled in the couch 301 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:46,040 with my little Kitty right now, watching Fat Abbot cartoons and... 302 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,440 Yes! I knew it! I'm saved! 303 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,160 - Hey, maybe Cartman was right. - Yeah, it happened once before. 304 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,960 No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go this way. 305 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,840 Mister, you gotta help me, I'm starvin' to death! 306 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,200 What are you doing here, little boy? 307 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,158 I was with my class, and we got all lost in the rainforest, 308 00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:02,859 and I need some food, I'm fading fast! 309 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,560 Lost in the rainforest? Oh my Lord! Where are all the others? 310 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,960 Food! I have to have food! 311 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,400 Oh my God! Get this child some food quick! 312 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,600 - Chicken wings. - Chicken wings! 313 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:14,640 Medium spicy. 314 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,560 Start the show! Start the show! Start the show! 315 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,440 Oh God, this is a nightmare! We're never gonna make the festival! 316 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,000 Hey look over there! Isn't that smoke? 317 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,560 Let's go, quickly! 318 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,680 Hey, it's a fire. That means there must be people. 319 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,800 Children! It's the Yanagapa! 320 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,880 Do not be afraid. We are not here to tear down your rainforest. 321 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,200 Look how they live in peace with all living things, 322 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,640 gentle, noble... 323 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,280 Run for you lives, children! 324 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,440 Holy crap! 325 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,520 Jesus Christ! 326 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,040 Run! Run! Run! 327 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,760 - What the hell? - We're sinking! 328 00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:33,680 It's quicksand! 329 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,030 All we ever heard while growing up was: 330 00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:44,311 "save the rainforest", " the rainforest is fragile". 331 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,860 Yeah, fragile my ass! 332 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,520 Larry, if we make it out of this, I want to be your girlfriend, 333 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:52,240 even if we do live in different places. I don't care. - Oh, okay. 334 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,040 Okay, just what the hell is going on here, people? 335 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,040 Oh no! That big thing is going to make love to Miss Stevens! 336 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,400 Alright! That does it! God damn stupid-ass rainforest! 337 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,280 This stupid place fuckin sucks! 338 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,700 I was wrong! 339 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,520 Fuck the rainforest! I fuckin hate it! I fuckin hate it! 340 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,120 Oh now she figures it out! 341 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,540 Quick! Everybody help the children! 342 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,480 Dude! Bulldozers rule! 343 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,720 Come on, let's get you back to civilization. 344 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,000 Hooray! Children! 345 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,880 - How did you know where we were? - Your little friend helped me out. 346 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,900 - Eric? - Who'd you expect? Merv Griffin? 347 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,640 Exactly what are you guys doing out here with all this construction equipment? 348 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,720 We're clearing out big sections of the rainforest for a lumber yard. 349 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,640 - Really? That's great! - You mean, you don't mind? 350 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,520 No! I hate the rainforest! 351 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,280 You go right ahead and plough down this whole fuckin thing! 352 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,280 That's swell! 353 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,040 Okay, Benny, in order for our long distance relationship to work, 354 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,960 we'll have to call each other every other day. - Okay. I can do that. 355 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,900 Lenny! No! 356 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,760 - Oh my God! They killed Kenny! - You bastards! 357 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,040 What!? Who!? Who killed him!? 358 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,040 - They did. - Who's "they"!? 359 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,040 - You know... "they". - They're... they're bastards. 360 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,960 Well don't just stand there! Help him! 361 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,680 - What? - Help... him? 362 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,280 Come on Benny, breathe! 363 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,280 Breathe you sonofabitch! 364 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200 Whoa, dude! 365 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:49,700 And now, here to teach us about the rainforest is... Getting Gay with Kids. 366 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,920 Does everybody remember the new lyrics? 367 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,440 There a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass. 368 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,720 Lets knock it all down and get rid of it fast. 369 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,040 You say "save the rainforest" but what do you know? 370 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:10,920 You've never been there before. 371 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,440 Getting Gay with Kids is here 372 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,680 tell you things you might not like to hear. 373 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,040 You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. 374 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,560 All you activists can go fuck yourselves. 375 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,280 - That was so inspiring! - What a wonderful message!