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<font color="#4096d1>Uploaded By
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Look at Kenny's lunch. A baloney sandwitch and water.

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God damn, your family's poor, dude.

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Hey you, fellas, wanna go see High School Musical three tonight?

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Bunch of kids from school are gonna go see it again.

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What's High School Musical three?

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You know, a sequel to High School Musical one and two.

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What's High School Musical one and two?

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This-- This is not even condom its only's baloney sandwitch.

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What's High School Musical one-- DUDE!

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Its only V most popular thing with kids in our age group.

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Yeah! Where the hell are you guys-- b-been?

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Peru.

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And then I saw High School Musical three again on friday and guess who was there.

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Briden Gueermo.

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Briden Gueermo, oh, he's such a dream.

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I'd give anything to be with Briden Gueermo.

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But he'd never go for me. I'm nobody.

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That's not true, Red. Everyone has something that makes him unique.

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<i>Everyone is special</i>

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<i>in their own way. Move to the</i>

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<i>be and let your spirit out.</i>

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<i>As long as we got each other</i>

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<i>we'll never have any trouble</i>

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<i>that's what be in francis about</i>

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<i>Oh, Yeah</i>
<i>Everyone is special</i>

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<i>in their own way</i>

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<i>and we'll always be together</i>

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What the hell are they doing?

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I've no idea.

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<i>--together. Together we stay</i>

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<i>and every kid in school is special in their own way</i>

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Dude, girls are such fags.

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<i>Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.</i>

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<i>Boys! Are special in theyr own way!</i>

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<i>Girls! Are special like the birthday</i>

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<i>And always we dancing and singing alone</i>

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<i>here he comes</i>

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[sings]

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[sings]

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[sings]

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Who the hell is that?

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That's Braden Gueermo. We 

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Sings and dances better than anybody.

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He's already seen HM3 over a hundred times.

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<i>Everyone is special in their own--</i>

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<i>Special in their own way</i>

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<i>Let it out, party people</i>

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Are we the only ones here who are completely confused?

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Yeah. I guess, we better check that movie out.

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[singing]

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This-- is cool?

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[singing]

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This is cool?

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We are really getting old, you guys.

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[singing]

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It says that DVD sold more copies than any DVD ever made.

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They just released part three in theaters and they did 80 millions in opening weekend.

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Well, I'm out guys. If this is much cool today, I'm done.

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I no longer have any connections with this world.

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I'm gonna go home and kill myself.

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Good bye, friends.

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I don't care how popular being like these kids becomes, I'm not doing this.

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I'm not doing it either. Kenny?

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[mumbles]

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All right, we promised. We have to swear to each other right now we'll never become this.

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I swear.
[mumbles]

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Okay, good.

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What happened? I thought you were gonna kill yourself.

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I tried. Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on.

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You didn't die?

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Freakin' hybrids, man. They just don't do the trick anymore.

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All right, kids in seats, kids in seats.

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Today we are going to discuss the Berlin Wall.

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This was the wall in Germany that actually separated

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the communist east side and democratic west side.

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<i>East side, west side, whatever side you're on</i>

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<i>as long as we care about each other we can still have some fun</i>

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Oh, man.

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[singing]

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Oh, good kids.

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God! This's sucks!

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Do you feel like maybe you l-l-loosing her, S-Stan?

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I don't know. There's nothing I can do about it anyway.

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Maybe you should just talk to her.

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You know, a little conversation. Tell her what you feel.

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Sometimes you feel like there's a b-burning in sky, do you like--

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Stop!

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All right, you then.

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- Uh, Wendy?
- Hi, Stan.

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Look, I just want you to know.

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If you want to, you know, be with that Briden kid, then you should.

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What?

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I mean, I see the way you two are together and I don't wanna be in your way.

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- Stan, that's ridiculous.
- It is?

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I would never leave you for Briden.

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- Really?
- No way, that'd be stupid.

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I wouldn't have chance with Briden he could have any girl he wants.

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There you go, feel better, p-p-pal?

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What am I supposed to do?

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I can't just sit back and watch some kid steal my girlfriend away.

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I mean, Wendy says she'll never leave me for him.

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But what if she just doesnt wanna hurt my feelings.

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She said he could get any girl he wants and that means

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if he wanted, he could have my girl.

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This is all so crazy. I mean, really,

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how could my day get any worse?

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No-no. No, I'm not doing it.

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I'm not doing it.

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No, fuck off, I'm not doing it.

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Oh, geez, you're no fun.

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- Hey, Briden.
- Hey.

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- Hi, Briden.
- Hi.

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- Hey, Briden.
- Hey.

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Hey, kid, over here.

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Hey, uh, listen. You know this whole singing and dancing thing you do

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- I think, you need to ease off a little bit.
- Huh?

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Yeah, look, I know you think the kids in school like you but

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actually they all getting really annoyed.

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They are?

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Yeah, you don't know 'cause you're just a thirdgrader

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but take it from me, you're driving everyone crazy.

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I don't blame them. All that singing and dancing, I can't stand it.

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You don't like doing it?

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It's just don't me.

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What I really wanna do is just-- play basketball.

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- Basketball?
- I love it.

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Always have. I've missed a game on TV.

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When my dad isn't making me rehearse.

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I'd love to quit singing and dancing forever and just play ball.

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Dude. You should do that. You should join the basketball team, right now.

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- I can't.
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It's my dad. He thinks basketball is for sissies.

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If I don't do what he wants, he beats me.

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No, dude, listen, you need to take a stand and tell your dad what you want.

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- Really?
- When you grow up into a fourthgrader

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you'll understand that you'll have to be tough and direct with your parents.

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Go to your dad and tell him you wanna give up singing and dancing and join the basketball team.

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You know, you're right. I'm gonna talk to my old man tonight.

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Sweet.

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Sit up properly, Briden. You know how strict your father is about posture.

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Holai, dear, dinner's ready.

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Okay, let's eat.

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Dad, I need to talk to you about something.

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Whoo, that sounds emotional.

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What is it, son? What's on your mind?

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Whatever it is, you know, your dad has the time.

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No, dad, can we just talk?

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If you can talk it, you can sing it.

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You can lay down the rhyme and bring it.

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Just put the melody to the words that you're saying and sing it--

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Dad, I wanna join basketball team.

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What did you say?

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This kid at school today told me I should what I wanna do.

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That's what I really wanna do.

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Basketball? No son of mine is going to be a sweaty little jerk.

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But dad, it's what I really want.

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There's no singing and dancing in basketball.

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I know, it's kinda why I like it.

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Don't you even think about it.

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If I have a jerk for the son, I'd be the laughing stuck at the men's queer club.

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It's my life, dad.

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Don't make me slap you. I will slap your face so superhard

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I'm the man of this house.

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You disrespect me and you're gonna get slapped.

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Maybe you should let him try it.

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What did you say, woman?

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You aren't think fair.

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That's it! I'm gonna slap you!

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No, please!

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I slap you. I slap you. I slap, slap, slap you.

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I slapping you, slapping you silly 'cause you disrespected me.

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You guys, I need to copy your math homework before class.

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You're not copying my homework you lazy turd.

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Fuck you, Kyle.

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[singing]

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Oh god! Shut up!

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Shut up, god damned! Shut up!

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Hey, kid, what happened. I thought you didn't want singing and dancing anymore.

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Yeah, well, my dad blow gasket when I told him. Then he beat my mom.

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Dude, what did I tell you, you have to be tough and stand up for yourself.

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Mr. Ga-- Mr. Gary

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This kid wants to join the basketball team, he's really good.

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Really?

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Look, I should be getting to class.

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Hey, we sure could use you, kid.

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I could never find enough kids that wanna play ball.

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All the kids in the school fondly goes to the theatre department.

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You see, they need you. This is fate, kid, fate.

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I don't know.

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Look, just come in and recess and shoot some balls with the team.

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Yeah, just get in and recess and shoot some balls with the team, god damn it.

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Ohkay.

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Hey, that's great, Briden.

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Thanks.

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We might have a chance of winning now.

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Briden!

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What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Ba-bow, ba-bow, ba-bow.

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Dad, I was just messing around.

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I drove by the school and saw kids on the playground doing music number and you weren't there.

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You're here in the sports gym shooting baskethoops.

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Hey, your kid is really good at this.

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Don't talk to me, stupid jack asshole.

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Just go easy on him, huh?

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You know what's this means?

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It means you're about to get slapped.

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So, you're better shut up.

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If he wants to play ball, you should let him.

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I'll do it. I'll slap the shit out of you.

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He's just a kid.

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You don't tell me how to raise my sons. Slap it again!

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Dad, stop!

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You're trying to turn my son into little asshole sports person like yourself.

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There, there's another slap.

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Maybe you'll think next time you act, you-- Slap it, I'll slap it.

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Aw, dad. Dad, you're hurting me.

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Shut up, Briden.

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Oh, what's going on here, mr. Gueermo?

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Get out of my way, Mackey. You wanna piece of this?

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I'll slap everyone in this goddamn school if I have to.

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You are never going to play shootinghoops, do you understand?

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You are gonna sing and dance and be the best at it.

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- You're hurting my arm.
- Don't ask, boy.

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Oh, shit!

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Oh, that's good, that's good.

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Yeah, shoot that guy in the face, Kyle. Yeah, nice.

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You guys, this HM thing isn't gonna go away.

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I think we better just get on board with it.

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What? Are you crazy?

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No way dude.

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We promised each other we would never do that, remember?

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[mumbles]

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I know but-- I think we're really starting become outcast at school.

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We're loosing our creditability.

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I mean, look at who you guys are hanging out with now.

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Scott Malkinson for Christ sake.

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What so bad about hanging out with me?

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Shut up, Scott Malkinson.

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I'm Scott Malkinson, I've got a lisp and I've got a diabetes.

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Hey, don't make fun of my diabetes.

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Don't make fun of my diabetes, I'm Scott Malkinson.

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You can rip on him but you guys are hanging out with him.

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Doesn't that make you think maybe your cloud at school has slipped a little?

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Stan, you're just jelous about that thirdgrader.

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And you think Wendy's gonna go for him unless you're gonna start singing and dancing too.

247
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[mumbles]

248
00:12:56,088 --> 00:12:57,679
That isn't true.

249
00:12:59,398 --> 00:13:00,752
Okay, that's totally true.

250
00:13:00,752 --> 00:13:03,395
But you guys, we are at risk of becoming the unpopular kids.

251
00:13:03,911 --> 00:13:05,945
Hey, that supposed to be my parallel pack.

252
00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:09,434
That supposed to be my parallel pack, I'm Scott Malkinson I have diabetes.

253
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:15,107
High School Musical is so awesome.

254
00:13:21,253 --> 00:13:23,939
- Mr. Gueermo?
- What?

255
00:13:23,939 --> 00:13:25,939
We're from child protective services.

256
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,904
There's some concern you might be physically abusing your child.

257
00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:31,568
What? Who the hell have been saying that?

258
00:13:31,568 --> 00:13:34,104
We got a phone call from a concerned student.

259
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,802
Who wished to remain anonymous.

260
00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:37,306
He's name is Stan Marsh.

261
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,691
You better just turn your asses around

262
00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:43,366
and get back in your little car 'cause there's world of hurt about to come your way.

263
00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:46,869
Mr. Gueermo, we need to come in and have a word with your son.

264
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,458
Oh, by all means, you got the balls to come in?

265
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,458
Do it-- Do it.

266
00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:57,077
Hello Briden, my name is mr. Kelly.

267
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We just wanted to talk to you for a few minutes if that's OK and just maybe--

268
00:14:02,213 --> 00:14:04,169
Yeah, there it is, slapped you!

269
00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:05,974
You probably think I'm finished, huh?

270
00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:07,371
No, there's another one!

271
00:14:07,371 --> 00:14:08,424
Oh my god!

272
00:14:08,424 --> 00:14:10,424
Don't worry, bitch, I didn't forget about you.

273
00:14:10,895 --> 00:14:12,313
There's a slap for you.

274
00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:13,517
Slap. Slap. Slap.

275
00:14:15,107 --> 00:14:17,879
Yeah there you go. Here's the little rich round the back. That's slap.

276
00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:21,124
Oh god, please, you have to get away, he will never stop.

277
00:14:21,618 --> 00:14:23,381
I'm going slapapy.

278
00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:25,381
I'm going slap-slap-happy.

279
00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:28,753
Slapady slapping you, teaching you a lesson for coming in my house.

280
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,783
What are you looking at, Robertson?

281
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:42,851
They're here. The audition results for the school musical is here.

282
00:14:46,203 --> 00:14:47,815
Hey, you've got the lead, Wendy.

283
00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:50,243
Who is the male lead?

284
00:14:50,243 --> 00:14:52,048
No surprise there, it's Briden.

285
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:55,959
I've got to be a stand in.

286
00:14:57,507 --> 00:15:00,472
Congratulations, Briden. Guess, we'll be working a lot together.

287
00:15:00,472 --> 00:15:01,891
Yeah, great.

288
00:15:01,891 --> 00:15:03,116
God damn it.

289
00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:06,661
No matter what I do, this kid just won't stop.

290
00:15:08,982 --> 00:15:10,508
And now they're gonna be in the show together.

291
00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:12,508
Jesus, it's all over for me.

292
00:15:12,508 --> 00:15:14,508
They'll probably even have a kissing scene.

293
00:15:14,508 --> 00:15:16,508
What did I do to deserve this?

294
00:15:16,408 --> 00:15:17,908
And what am I supposed to do now.

295
00:15:22,306 --> 00:15:28,839
<i>sooomeooone's in the kitchen with Dinah</i>

296
00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:33,202
<i>someone's in the kitchen I knooow</i>
<i>someone's in the kitchen with Dinah</i>

297
00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:34,992
<i>Strumming on the old banjo.</i>

298
00:15:34,992 --> 00:15:38,832
<i>Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o-o-o-o.</i>

299
00:15:38,832 --> 00:15:44,462
<i>Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Strumming on the old banjo-jo-jo</i>

300
00:15:44,462 --> 00:15:48,352
<i>Go tell Aunt Rodie
go tell Aunt Rodie</i>

301
00:15:48,352 --> 00:15:52,005
<i>Go tell Aunt Rodie
the old gray goose is--</i>

302
00:15:53,316 --> 00:15:58,732
<i>Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to--</i>

303
00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:09,391
<i>Hear the rhytm, now is the time to time</i>

304
00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:11,391
<i>It's time to go to bed</i>

305
00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:13,491
<i>It's time to call it a day</i>

306
00:16:13,491 --> 00:16:15,107
<i>You can reach the stars--</i>

307
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,107
Oh, please, you have to do something.

308
00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:18,739
What are you interrupting me for?

309
00:16:18,739 --> 00:16:21,146
It's our son, he's-- he's running away.

310
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,671
What?

311
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:25,981
What's going on here? What's this all about?

312
00:16:25,981 --> 00:16:28,667
What are you think you're doing?

313
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,103
Dad, I'm sick of you trying to always--

314
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:32,003
No-no! Sing it.

315
00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:33,739
No! I'm sick of singing.

316
00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:35,931
Can you believe what he just say?

317
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:38,595
What's the matter with kids these days?

318
00:16:40,852 --> 00:16:42,485
Kids these days--

319
00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:44,485
Kids these days.

320
00:16:46,053 --> 00:16:48,696
Just go right back to your room and sing a ballade, mister.

321
00:16:48,696 --> 00:16:50,372
Just let me go.

322
00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:53,080
Go ahead, make my day.

323
00:16:53,617 --> 00:16:55,702
You'll get upstairs

324
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:59,075
or I will slap you until there's little red

325
00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:02,263
hand, prince, all over your face.

326
00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:06,382
Oh my god, what was that?

327
00:17:06,382 --> 00:17:07,951
Did you see that?

328
00:17:07,951 --> 00:17:10,078
Oh my god, it hurts so bad.

329
00:17:12,593 --> 00:17:14,462
What the H is going on?

330
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,270
Well I had to see it to believe it.

331
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:31,246
I told you guys. He's been watching High School Musical over and over again.

332
00:17:31,246 --> 00:17:34,040
Actually, this is High School Musical two, it has dance along part.

333
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,747
We said, we won't be a part of this fag and look at you.

334
00:17:36,747 --> 00:17:38,424
[mumbles]

335
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:42,335
Look you guys might be fine with being outcast and hanging out with Scott Malkinson but I'm not.

336
00:17:42,335 --> 00:17:45,322
You know what? At least Scott Malkinson has some selfrespect.

337
00:17:45,322 --> 00:17:48,911
At least Scott Malkinson doesn't cave in to a peer pressure and start doing musicals.

338
00:17:48,911 --> 00:17:52,199
Scott Malkinson has a list and diabetes, nobody's gonna let him do a musical.

339
00:17:52,199 --> 00:17:54,199
That's enough guys, it's not cool.

340
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,189
Lots of pepole have diabetes and you shouldn't be--

341
00:17:55,889 --> 00:17:58,818
You shouldn't rip I care for diabetes, that's not cool, I'm Scott Malkinson.

342
00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:02,127
Look, guys, the world is changing.

343
00:18:02,256 --> 00:18:04,684
We can't fight it, we have to change with it.

344
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,091
I've been watching these movies and from the looks of it

345
00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:10,078
there's gonna be a lot of singing and dancing when we get to the high school.

346
00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:14,161
And if you think we'll gain any respect by ignoring this thing and being individuals

347
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,644
then think about this.

348
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:21,210
Right now everyone thinks Butters is way cooler than any of you.

349
00:18:23,424 --> 00:18:24,949
That's a low blow, Stan.

350
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:36,232
Through team fell on Weshe Bobkids, ... Kyles.

351
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,553
All right, you're ready to get in there, Bryden?

352
00:18:39,197 --> 00:18:40,702
I'm ready, coach.

353
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,098
Give 'em hell.

354
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,017
Just the minute to go in the first quarter.

355
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,279
Hey, Bryden, how come your musical rehearsal last night?

356
00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:31,912
I joined the basketball team.

357
00:19:31,912 --> 00:19:34,340
I gave up singing and dancing, I'm just not in to it.

358
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,340
- You gave it up?
- That's right.

359
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:39,348
You know, sometimes you just have to go and do what your heart tells you

360
00:19:39,348 --> 00:19:43,137
These things were all good at and we can't just keep them bailed up inside.

361
00:19:43,137 --> 00:21:22,371
[singing]

362
00:21:27,593 --> 00:21:28,732
Where'd everybody go?

363
00:21:28,732 --> 00:21:32,106
The girls and Wendy go out to see Bryden practices basketball.

364
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,663
But the girls like singing and dancing.

365
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,371
No, I think the girls just like that Bryden kid.

366
00:21:37,371 --> 00:21:38,853
No matter what he does.

367
00:21:39,606 --> 00:21:43,925
But-- No, we just-- no, no way, we just got--