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Welcome to the televised broadcast
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of the olympic opening
ceremonies from Beijing!
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Thousands of Chinese performers
play ancient Chinese drums.
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The precision of their movements
made even more impressive
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by their massive numbers.
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The Chinese, no!
Somebody has to stop them!
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Sweetie, are you having nightmares
about the Chinese again?
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They're gonna take over the world!
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Too many of them.
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Leave us alone!
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Sweetiekins, are you all right?
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Mom, the Chinese
are gonna get me!
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No, sweetie, the Chinese
aren't going to get you.
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They are so!
There's 2 billion of them
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and their economy is getting better
and with their advances in technology
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they're going to bring down America
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All right.
Guys, we need to talk.
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We can all just pretend that we
didn't see those opening ceremonies,
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but the Chinese are very real.
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We gotta do something.
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Are we just going to pretend
America is going to be okay?
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Are we just gonna wait
until they've taken over the world?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I can't do this. I'm not doing this.
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Kyle, you're supposed to tell
Cartman he's being racist or something.
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Yeah, he's an idiot, but I'm sorry.
I just, I can't do this anymore. Okay?
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I can't do this anymore.
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You can't keep doing this.
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You know at some point
you've got to let this go.
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Maybe you can forget
what happened, but I can't.
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Look, what happened, happened.
We can't change it now.
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- We all have to move on.
- Move on?
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Our friend was raped, Stan.
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He was raped and we all
stood there and did nothing.
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There was nothing
we could do, Kyle.
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There was nothing we could do.
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We had to get out of there.
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Did we?
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- Maybe we could have stopped them.
- How?
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I dream about it every night.
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Every time I close my eyes
I see us just running away.
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Running while they rape him
over and over again.
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And because we did nothing,
they got away.
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You can't keep torturing yourself
like this, Kyle. Let it go.
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I'm glad that you guys
can just keep living.
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I don't think I can.
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Goddammit.
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I got some splish-splash.
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Splish-splashy more.
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- There you are, Butters!
- Eric?
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- Butters, I need your help.
- Not now. I'm indecent!
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The Chinese are going
to take us over!
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And we are the only people
who seem to care.
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The Chinese?
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I handed out flyers for meetings,
but it's like
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everyone's blind.
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The Chinese are taking over the world
and nobody's doing anything.
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It's up to you and me. We have
to stop the Chinese. Now!
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I can't stop them tonight, I'm supposed
to make a model car with my dad.
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You don't get it, Butters!
Our lives are about to change!
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The Chinese outnumber us
a million to one.
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And when their army gets here,
they're gonna kill your parents.
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- Why are they gonna kill my parents?
- Because the Chinese hate Americans.
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That's why I've started
the American Liberation Front.
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A group dedicated to freeing
America from Chinese tyranny.
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- Will you join me?
- I don't want my parents to die.
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So you'll join
the American Liberation Front?
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- Well, sure!
- You and me,
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we're going to be the brave little boys
who fought back.
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We are not letting them
take over our country.
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The Chinese.
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Yeah, fuck'em!
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No. We have to stop them.
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They're raping him.
Rape!
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- Let's get out of here!
- We can't just leave!
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- Come on!
- It's horrible!
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- Oh, God!
- Somebody do something!
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Why are they doing this?
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They're just taking Indiana Jones
and they're, they're raping him!
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I can't watch!
Let's get out of here, Kyle!
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Why would Spielberg
and Lucas do this?
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Come on.
Let's go!
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- Why are they doing this?
- Just run!
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Oh, God, what have they done?
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Why aliens? Aliens don't belong
in an Indiana Jones movie!
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- Come on, there's nothing we can do!
- Why? Why?
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- We can't help him now.
- I thought it was pretty good!
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Let's just go!
Let's just go!
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All right, Butters.
We're here.
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- Are you ready?
- I'm scared.
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But I know my country needs me.
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This is it, Butters.
We have to be strong.
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We're taking down
those goddamn Chinese right now.
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Things could get ugly in there.
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We've got to infiltrate and find out
the Chinese invasion plans.
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But, Eric, why would the Chinese
tell us their invasion plans?
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Because we're going to make them
think we're one of them.
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Here, put these teeth in.
And just say "harro" and "prease" a lot.
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Oh, harro prease!
Bing bao ching chong!
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Bing bing harro prease.
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Welcome to P.F. Chang's.
I'll be right with you.
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Eric, those peaparu
aren't Chinese.
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- Oh my God! Oh my God!
- What?
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It's already started.
White people working for the Chinese.
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- Starving at their own country.
- Can I Help you?
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Oh, yes. Harro prease.
We're Chinese people.
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Harro prease,
Bing bao ching chong!
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Yeah, well. Why don't
I seat you over here.
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- Your waitress will be right with you.
- Ping po ching cho.
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What the hell is going on here?
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We've got to sneak our way
into the back. There they are!
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Chinese people. There's
Chinese people right over there.
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You see them?
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My God. The Chinese are here.
Okay, I'm freaked out.
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- I'm freaking out.
- Stay calm.
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They're right there and they're gonna
scream and bang on those drums and...
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Thank you, Butters.
All right.
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We need to go over there and find out
what we can from those commie rats.
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- Harro prease. Harro.
- Harro, prease.
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So nice to see
other Chinese peaparu.
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As you can see,
we are Chinese peoparu ourselves.
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Bing bong bing bong.
Ching cho fing fong.
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What are they doing?
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I don't know.
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Yes! Bing bong bing bong!
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So what are the plans
to take over America again?
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I forgot.
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I don't know what to do about Kyle.
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You know, I don't think
he's ever going to be the same.
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And what about you, Stan?
We were all in the theater that day.
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We all saw it happen.
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Well, I just try
not to think about it.
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I thought I could go on like before.
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But after seeing
Indiana get raped...
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After seeing Indiana get raped,
I know that I'll never be the same.
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Do you remember the scene
with Indiana in the refrigerator?
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It didn't make any sense, Stan.
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I don't need this now. I just want
things to be the way they were!
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You can't run from it forever, Stan!
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Sooner or later,
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we all have to face what we saw.
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Indiana Jones, all right!
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Hey there, Stan!
All set to see my new adventure?
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You bet, Indiana!
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Look out, Indy!
It's Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!
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Well, well, hello there, Indiana.
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You're looking good.
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What are you doing to do to him?
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Yeah, get his pants down.
Get his pants down.
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Hold him, Lucas.
Come on.
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He ain't going nowhere!
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Stop! Rape!
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All right, Butters. I think we almost
got the Chinese to trust us.
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Now as soon as they tell us
their invasion plan,
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make a run for that door, okay?
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That's a good one, pig ling.
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So where were we?
Oh, yes, the invasion pwan!
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Invasion pwan!
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What day is American invasion again?
I forget!
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Excuse me, miss?
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Yes, sir?
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These people won't leave us alone.
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No, no! It's okay.
We are Chinese perparu.
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You aren't Chinese.
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- Oh, my god!
- We're busted! What do we do?
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- Okay, why don't we go...
- Stay back!
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Nobody moves, you got that?
Don't touch us!
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We know what the Chinese are up to.
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We saw the Olympic opening ceremonies!
The gig is up!
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Everyone just step over
to that wall. I mean it!
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- Butters, hold this gun on them.
- A gun?
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- Hold the gun on them!
- I don't want a gun!
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They're taking over our country!
This is life or death now! Help me!
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Oh, geez!
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Everyone get up and get over
to that wall! Do it! Move!
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We are the American Liberation Front!
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And you are all going to pay
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for betraying your country
to the Chinese.
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This is stupid.
I'm leaving.
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You go anywhere
until the police arrive!
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Screw you.
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- Shoot him, Butters!
- No!
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You have to shoot him.
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He's gonna warn the Chinese
and they'll kill your parents! Do it!
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Oh, dude, you shot him in the dick.
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That's not cool, Butters.
You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
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- I tried to stop him and you said...
- It doesn't matter.
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You never shoot a guy in the dick.
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Everyone knows that.
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Shooting a guy in the dick?
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That's just... That's just weak.
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I can't believe you, Butters.
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PARK COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY
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my name is Kyle Broflovski.
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My friend was raped
last Memorial Day weekend.
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And I...
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I want to help prosecute
the men responsible.
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You want to bring
Spielberg and Lucas
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to trial for raping Indiana Jones?
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I know that I'll have to testify.
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That I'll have to relive
what I saw that day.
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But I can't let Spielberg
and Lucas get away with it.
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Not this time.
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Even if I have to do it alone.
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You aren't alone.
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We'll all testify.
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We can't let them
ever do this again.
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- I love you.
- I love you too, Stan.
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Kids, kids. I'm sorry,
but this is ridiculous.
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- Why?
- You don't have a case here.
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You can't really say that they
raped Indiana Jones in the new film.
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- Did you see it?
- Yes, I saw it, but I...
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but I just try
not to think about it.
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Then you saw what Lucas
and Spielberg did to him!
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I don't know what I saw!
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All right, I mean,
it was dark in the theater.
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I mean, maybe things got
a little out of hand with the plot,
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- but the third act clipped along...
- Indy deserved more than that!
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Get out!
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Just get the hell out of here!
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Well, well, Indiana Jones.
You're looking nice.
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There you go, Lucas.
Stick 'em.
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He's gonna do it right there.
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All right.
All right, Georgie!
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Grab his hands.
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Hey, leave him alone!
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Come on, big guy.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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I want to help!
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Look, we don't know
what you're talking about.
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There is no Chinese plan
to take over America.
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Shut up!
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These American traitors might have
bought your propaganda, but not us!
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Oh, thank God.
The police are here! We're safe!
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You with the gun, step out
or we will fire upon you.
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You got it wrong. We aren't
with the Chinese. We're the good guys...
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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- What?
- One of the cops is Chinese!
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Son of a bitch,
how high up does this thing go?
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We can't trust anybody here!
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Don't come any closer!
We have information
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that we will only trust
with the President of the United States!
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- The President?
- Come on men, we're going in!
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Goddammit, we're serious.
We only talk to the President. Stop!
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Fire, warning shot, Butters.
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Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
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What? What happened?
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Goddammit, what did I say
about shooting guys in the dick?
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- I did it again.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
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That's not cool, Butters.
That's not cool.
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You don't fuckin' do that.
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- You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
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It's not okay.
Defeating Chinese won't be anything
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if you do it by going around,
shooting people in the dick.
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God... dammit.
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It's all right there in front of you,
detective.
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Five sworn statements from these...
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brave boys. It's now up to you.
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Are you nuts?
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I'm not going out and arresting
Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!
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- But they raped Indiana Jones!
- I know it's hard to think about.
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But you have to be strong.
Remember how that movie made you feel.
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I didn't see it!
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- You didn't see the new Indiana Jones movie?
- No!
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I didn't think anybody here saw it!
Did you, Mitch?
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What you doing
in our neck of the woods?
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Now let's you just drop them pants.
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- Drop?
- Just take 'em right off.
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- What do you guys want?
- Don't say anything. Just do it.
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Pull off that little ol' bitty...
shirt there, too.
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Them panties, take 'em off.
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There boy.
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I bet you can squeal.
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I bet you can squeal like a pig.
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Go ahead, squeal.
Squeal now.
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Squeal.
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Squeal.
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Squeal louder!
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Louder!
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Louder. Get down there, boy.
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There, get them britches down.
Yes, sir. Come on, squeal.
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It's okay.
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You don't have
to feel alone anymore.
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No, you listen to me!
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I have Chinese attackers here
and Chinese supporters.
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If I go outside, there are more Chinese
ready to take me down.
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Defending America is all that matters,
Mr. President, I will stop at nothing.
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Do you understand that I...
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- What happened?
- They...
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tried to come in through the roof.
They were gonna take the gun!
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Good. Did you kill 'em?
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Not exactly.
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Oh, it stings.
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It's not where I aimed, honest!
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Dude.
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I seriously didn't mean it!
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Dude.
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You know what, Butters?
You know what?
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Forget it.
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Where you going?
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You can deal with the Chinese
invasion yourself
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if that's how you're gonna do it.
I'm out, man.
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By, by myself?
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I didn't sign up for this.
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You take your American liberation front
and you shove it up your ass!
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That's it. Kill me.
Do whatever.
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I can no longer conscionably be part
of the American liberation front.
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Go inside. Move!
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George Lucas and Steven Spielberg,
we have a warrant for your arrest.
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Break it in.
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My God!
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What the hell are you doing here?
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You got nothing on us!
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$700 million box office!
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This is bullshit!
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- Boys, they got 'em.
- What?
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They were raping a stormtrooper
when the police broke in.
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And they found the dead raped bodies
of yoda and short round in their closet.
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They'll never be free
to do this again.
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So what now?
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Do you think things can ever
go back to normal after all this?
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What do we do?
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We live.
That's what Indy would have wanted.
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We just try to live.
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Everyone just stay where you are
until we can sort this all out.
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There's nothing to sort out!
These kids need to be put in jail!
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We're going to search everyone
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- and get statements and then...
- Sir! Sir, it's over!
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- They got 'em.
- Got who?
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Spielberg and Lucas, they...
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finally got 'em for what they did
to Indiana Jones, sir.
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They got 'em.
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- They got 'em. It's over.
- It's over.
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That means they'll never
be free to rape again!
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It's over!
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Justice!
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- They got 'em!
- It's over!
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.
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So wait. That's it?
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- What about the Chinese invasion?
- I really don't care anymore.
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You see,
I've learned something today.
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As Americans, our fear of seeing
another country become powerful
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can turn us into monsters.
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Watching how crazy you went,
watching you just
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shoot people in the dick like that.
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It made me realize that I want
America to be safe,
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but not at the cost
of losing its dignity.
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I rather us be Chinese, than a nation
of unethical dick-shooters.
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You think about that.
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Can't believe they put 'em in jail.
I thought that movie was pretty good!