1 00:00:25,605 --> 00:00:27,739 Synchro: Arrow et mpm 2 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:32,077 www.sub-way.fr 3 00:00:34,513 --> 00:00:36,696 Welcome to the televised broadcast 4 00:00:36,816 --> 00:00:40,181 of the olympic opening ceremonies from Beijing! 5 00:00:43,379 --> 00:00:46,981 Thousands of Chinese performers play ancient Chinese drums. 6 00:00:47,519 --> 00:00:50,643 The precision of their movements made even more impressive 7 00:00:50,763 --> 00:00:52,575 by their massive numbers. 8 00:01:03,095 --> 00:01:05,777 The Chinese, no! Somebody has to stop them! 9 00:01:14,071 --> 00:01:17,080 Sweetie, are you having nightmares about the Chinese again? 10 00:01:17,605 --> 00:01:19,588 They're gonna take over the world! 11 00:01:23,732 --> 00:01:25,202 Too many of them. 12 00:01:26,646 --> 00:01:27,999 Leave us alone! 13 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:39,289 Sweetiekins, are you all right? 14 00:01:39,946 --> 00:01:41,771 Mom, the Chinese are gonna get me! 15 00:01:41,931 --> 00:01:44,040 No, sweetie, the Chinese aren't going to get you. 16 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,419 They are so! There's 2 billion of them 17 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,389 and their economy is getting better and with their advances in technology 18 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,222 they're going to bring down America 19 00:01:59,477 --> 00:02:02,030 All right. Guys, we need to talk. 20 00:02:03,349 --> 00:02:06,796 We can all just pretend that we didn't see those opening ceremonies, 21 00:02:07,278 --> 00:02:09,192 but the Chinese are very real. 22 00:02:09,312 --> 00:02:10,797 We gotta do something. 23 00:02:12,402 --> 00:02:14,601 Are we just going to pretend America is going to be okay? 24 00:02:14,721 --> 00:02:17,431 Are we just gonna wait until they've taken over the world? 25 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:22,010 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do this. I'm not doing this. 26 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:24,963 Kyle, you're supposed to tell Cartman he's being racist or something. 27 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:28,819 Yeah, he's an idiot, but I'm sorry. I just, I can't do this anymore. Okay? 28 00:02:29,471 --> 00:02:31,515 I can't do this anymore. 29 00:02:45,403 --> 00:02:47,288 You can't keep doing this. 30 00:02:47,408 --> 00:02:50,539 You know at some point you've got to let this go. 31 00:02:52,844 --> 00:02:56,014 Maybe you can forget what happened, but I can't. 32 00:02:56,630 --> 00:03:00,421 Look, what happened, happened. We can't change it now. 33 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:03,269 - We all have to move on. - Move on? 34 00:03:03,698 --> 00:03:05,562 Our friend was raped, Stan. 35 00:03:05,682 --> 00:03:08,619 He was raped and we all stood there and did nothing. 36 00:03:08,739 --> 00:03:10,912 There was nothing we could do, Kyle. 37 00:03:11,206 --> 00:03:12,693 There was nothing we could do. 38 00:03:13,509 --> 00:03:15,352 We had to get out of there. 39 00:03:15,472 --> 00:03:16,501 Did we? 40 00:03:16,854 --> 00:03:19,534 - Maybe we could have stopped them. - How? 41 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:23,649 I dream about it every night. 42 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:28,142 Every time I close my eyes I see us just running away. 43 00:03:28,482 --> 00:03:32,298 Running while they rape him over and over again. 44 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:36,262 And because we did nothing, they got away. 45 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,516 You can't keep torturing yourself like this, Kyle. Let it go. 46 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,937 I'm glad that you guys can just keep living. 47 00:03:46,057 --> 00:03:47,730 I don't think I can. 48 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:52,084 Goddammit. 49 00:03:54,581 --> 00:03:56,215 I got some splish-splash. 50 00:03:56,555 --> 00:03:58,084 Splish-splashy more. 51 00:03:58,443 --> 00:04:00,053 - There you are, Butters! - Eric? 52 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,846 - Butters, I need your help. - Not now. I'm indecent! 53 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:05,024 The Chinese are going to take us over! 54 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,396 And we are the only people who seem to care. 55 00:04:07,516 --> 00:04:08,694 The Chinese? 56 00:04:08,814 --> 00:04:11,030 I handed out flyers for meetings, but it's like 57 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,750 everyone's blind. 58 00:04:13,139 --> 00:04:16,171 The Chinese are taking over the world and nobody's doing anything. 59 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:19,523 It's up to you and me. We have to stop the Chinese. Now! 60 00:04:19,643 --> 00:04:23,283 I can't stop them tonight, I'm supposed to make a model car with my dad. 61 00:04:23,403 --> 00:04:26,160 You don't get it, Butters! Our lives are about to change! 62 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,416 The Chinese outnumber us a million to one. 63 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,992 And when their army gets here, they're gonna kill your parents. 64 00:04:31,112 --> 00:04:34,809 - Why are they gonna kill my parents? - Because the Chinese hate Americans. 65 00:04:34,929 --> 00:04:37,934 That's why I've started the American Liberation Front. 66 00:04:38,054 --> 00:04:41,232 A group dedicated to freeing America from Chinese tyranny. 67 00:04:41,352 --> 00:04:44,662 - Will you join me? - I don't want my parents to die. 68 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,190 So you'll join the American Liberation Front? 69 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:49,179 - Well, sure! - You and me, 70 00:04:49,299 --> 00:04:51,839 we're going to be the brave little boys who fought back. 71 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,315 We are not letting them take over our country. 72 00:04:54,435 --> 00:04:55,766 The Chinese. 73 00:04:55,886 --> 00:04:57,431 Yeah, fuck'em! 74 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:07,242 No. We have to stop them. 75 00:05:07,472 --> 00:05:09,274 They're raping him. Rape! 76 00:05:09,394 --> 00:05:11,399 - Let's get out of here! - We can't just leave! 77 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,611 - Come on! - It's horrible! 78 00:05:14,805 --> 00:05:17,695 - Oh, God! - Somebody do something! 79 00:05:18,203 --> 00:05:19,611 Why are they doing this? 80 00:05:19,731 --> 00:05:23,009 They're just taking Indiana Jones and they're, they're raping him! 81 00:05:23,129 --> 00:05:25,481 I can't watch! Let's get out of here, Kyle! 82 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:27,768 Why would Spielberg and Lucas do this? 83 00:05:27,888 --> 00:05:29,229 Come on. Let's go! 84 00:05:29,349 --> 00:05:32,210 - Why are they doing this? - Just run! 85 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,606 Oh, God, what have they done? 86 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:39,050 Why aliens? Aliens don't belong in an Indiana Jones movie! 87 00:05:40,962 --> 00:05:44,472 - Come on, there's nothing we can do! - Why? Why? 88 00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:47,976 - We can't help him now. - I thought it was pretty good! 89 00:05:48,386 --> 00:05:50,520 Let's just go! Let's just go! 90 00:06:02,564 --> 00:06:04,344 All right, Butters. We're here. 91 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,998 - Are you ready? - I'm scared. 92 00:06:06,118 --> 00:06:07,737 But I know my country needs me. 93 00:06:07,857 --> 00:06:10,114 This is it, Butters. We have to be strong. 94 00:06:10,302 --> 00:06:13,339 We're taking down those goddamn Chinese right now. 95 00:06:17,684 --> 00:06:19,213 Things could get ugly in there. 96 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:21,759 We've got to infiltrate and find out the Chinese invasion plans. 97 00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:25,004 But, Eric, why would the Chinese tell us their invasion plans? 98 00:06:25,124 --> 00:06:27,480 Because we're going to make them think we're one of them. 99 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:31,506 Here, put these teeth in. And just say "harro" and "prease" a lot. 100 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:34,272 Oh, harro prease! Bing bao ching chong! 101 00:06:34,432 --> 00:06:37,008 Bing bing harro prease. 102 00:06:40,563 --> 00:06:42,780 Welcome to P.F. Chang's. I'll be right with you. 103 00:06:44,899 --> 00:06:47,433 Eric, those peaparu aren't Chinese. 104 00:06:47,945 --> 00:06:50,026 - Oh my God! Oh my God! - What? 105 00:06:50,146 --> 00:06:53,466 It's already started. White people working for the Chinese. 106 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:56,718 - Starving at their own country. - Can I Help you? 107 00:06:56,838 --> 00:07:00,325 Oh, yes. Harro prease. We're Chinese people. 108 00:07:00,445 --> 00:07:03,141 Harro prease, Bing bao ching chong! 109 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:06,691 Yeah, well. Why don't I seat you over here. 110 00:07:07,508 --> 00:07:10,021 - Your waitress will be right with you. - Ping po ching cho. 111 00:07:10,141 --> 00:07:11,717 What the hell is going on here? 112 00:07:11,837 --> 00:07:14,430 We've got to sneak our way into the back. There they are! 113 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,482 Chinese people. There's Chinese people right over there. 114 00:07:22,487 --> 00:07:23,696 You see them? 115 00:07:23,995 --> 00:07:26,833 My God. The Chinese are here. Okay, I'm freaked out. 116 00:07:26,953 --> 00:07:28,451 - I'm freaking out. - Stay calm. 117 00:07:28,612 --> 00:07:32,046 They're right there and they're gonna scream and bang on those drums and... 118 00:07:33,819 --> 00:07:35,344 Thank you, Butters. All right. 119 00:07:35,464 --> 00:07:37,960 We need to go over there and find out what we can from those commie rats. 120 00:07:38,865 --> 00:07:41,589 - Harro prease. Harro. - Harro, prease. 121 00:07:41,749 --> 00:07:44,258 So nice to see other Chinese peaparu. 122 00:07:45,405 --> 00:07:48,512 As you can see, we are Chinese peoparu ourselves. 123 00:07:48,632 --> 00:07:51,307 Bing bong bing bong. Ching cho fing fong. 124 00:07:52,093 --> 00:07:53,358 What are they doing? 125 00:07:53,478 --> 00:07:54,809 I don't know. 126 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:58,190 Yes! Bing bong bing bong! 127 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:01,591 So what are the plans to take over America again? 128 00:08:01,711 --> 00:08:02,753 I forgot. 129 00:08:13,939 --> 00:08:15,799 I don't know what to do about Kyle. 130 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:18,944 You know, I don't think he's ever going to be the same. 131 00:08:19,804 --> 00:08:23,172 And what about you, Stan? We were all in the theater that day. 132 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:25,822 We all saw it happen. 133 00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:29,082 Well, I just try not to think about it. 134 00:08:29,869 --> 00:08:31,878 I thought I could go on like before. 135 00:08:31,998 --> 00:08:34,157 But after seeing Indiana get raped... 136 00:08:34,826 --> 00:08:38,521 After seeing Indiana get raped, I know that I'll never be the same. 137 00:08:42,003 --> 00:08:45,873 Do you remember the scene with Indiana in the refrigerator? 138 00:08:46,254 --> 00:08:48,803 It didn't make any sense, Stan. 139 00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:54,138 I don't need this now. I just want things to be the way they were! 140 00:08:55,013 --> 00:08:57,040 You can't run from it forever, Stan! 141 00:08:58,366 --> 00:08:59,800 Sooner or later, 142 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,395 we all have to face what we saw. 143 00:09:11,771 --> 00:09:13,764 Indiana Jones, all right! 144 00:09:15,146 --> 00:09:18,060 Hey there, Stan! All set to see my new adventure? 145 00:09:18,596 --> 00:09:20,009 You bet, Indiana! 146 00:09:23,642 --> 00:09:26,110 Look out, Indy! It's Steven Spielberg and George Lucas! 147 00:09:26,804 --> 00:09:29,418 Well, well, hello there, Indiana. 148 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:31,590 You're looking good. 149 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:33,521 What are you doing to do to him? 150 00:09:38,115 --> 00:09:40,404 Yeah, get his pants down. Get his pants down. 151 00:09:40,524 --> 00:09:42,060 Hold him, Lucas. Come on. 152 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:44,431 He ain't going nowhere! 153 00:09:45,437 --> 00:09:46,797 Stop! Rape! 154 00:10:06,117 --> 00:10:08,789 All right, Butters. I think we almost got the Chinese to trust us. 155 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,109 Now as soon as they tell us their invasion plan, 156 00:10:11,229 --> 00:10:13,034 make a run for that door, okay? 157 00:10:15,055 --> 00:10:17,578 That's a good one, pig ling. 158 00:10:17,739 --> 00:10:20,414 So where were we? Oh, yes, the invasion pwan! 159 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,864 Invasion pwan! 160 00:10:22,984 --> 00:10:26,128 What day is American invasion again? I forget! 161 00:10:26,289 --> 00:10:27,752 Excuse me, miss? 162 00:10:27,942 --> 00:10:28,930 Yes, sir? 163 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,800 These people won't leave us alone. 164 00:10:32,656 --> 00:10:35,304 No, no! It's okay. We are Chinese perparu. 165 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,445 You aren't Chinese. 166 00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:42,441 - Oh, my god! - We're busted! What do we do? 167 00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:45,391 - Okay, why don't we go... - Stay back! 168 00:10:45,828 --> 00:10:48,693 Nobody moves, you got that? Don't touch us! 169 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,608 We know what the Chinese are up to. 170 00:10:50,728 --> 00:10:53,864 We saw the Olympic opening ceremonies! The gig is up! 171 00:10:54,214 --> 00:10:56,965 Everyone just step over to that wall. I mean it! 172 00:10:57,297 --> 00:10:59,405 - Butters, hold this gun on them. - A gun? 173 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,974 - Hold the gun on them! - I don't want a gun! 174 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:05,343 They're taking over our country! This is life or death now! Help me! 175 00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:06,377 Oh, geez! 176 00:11:06,538 --> 00:11:09,505 Everyone get up and get over to that wall! Do it! Move! 177 00:11:12,716 --> 00:11:14,924 We are the American Liberation Front! 178 00:11:15,044 --> 00:11:16,635 And you are all going to pay 179 00:11:16,755 --> 00:11:19,115 for betraying your country to the Chinese. 180 00:11:21,471 --> 00:11:23,144 This is stupid. I'm leaving. 181 00:11:23,304 --> 00:11:25,021 You go anywhere until the police arrive! 182 00:11:25,182 --> 00:11:26,314 Screw you. 183 00:11:26,475 --> 00:11:28,134 - Shoot him, Butters! - No! 184 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,468 You have to shoot him. 185 00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,361 He's gonna warn the Chinese and they'll kill your parents! Do it! 186 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,867 Oh, dude, you shot him in the dick. 187 00:11:42,087 --> 00:11:44,858 That's not cool, Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick. 188 00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:48,273 - I tried to stop him and you said... - It doesn't matter. 189 00:11:48,393 --> 00:11:50,464 You never shoot a guy in the dick. 190 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,170 Everyone knows that. 191 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:53,892 Shooting a guy in the dick? 192 00:11:54,107 --> 00:11:55,900 That's just... That's just weak. 193 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,721 I can't believe you, Butters. 194 00:11:58,672 --> 00:12:00,431 PARK COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY 195 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,406 my name is Kyle Broflovski. 196 00:12:02,526 --> 00:12:04,935 My friend was raped last Memorial Day weekend. 197 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,360 And I... 198 00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:09,023 I want to help prosecute the men responsible. 199 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,908 You want to bring Spielberg and Lucas 200 00:12:13,028 --> 00:12:15,180 to trial for raping Indiana Jones? 201 00:12:15,887 --> 00:12:17,647 I know that I'll have to testify. 202 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,510 That I'll have to relive what I saw that day. 203 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,120 But I can't let Spielberg and Lucas get away with it. 204 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,253 Not this time. 205 00:12:25,651 --> 00:12:27,493 Even if I have to do it alone. 206 00:12:28,132 --> 00:12:29,560 You aren't alone. 207 00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:33,083 We'll all testify. 208 00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:35,012 We can't let them ever do this again. 209 00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:42,124 - I love you. - I love you too, Stan. 210 00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:48,729 Kids, kids. I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. 211 00:12:49,796 --> 00:12:52,302 - Why? - You don't have a case here. 212 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:56,791 You can't really say that they raped Indiana Jones in the new film. 213 00:12:57,064 --> 00:12:59,680 - Did you see it? - Yes, I saw it, but I... 214 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,987 but I just try not to think about it. 215 00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:07,099 Then you saw what Lucas and Spielberg did to him! 216 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,829 I don't know what I saw! 217 00:13:09,225 --> 00:13:11,549 All right, I mean, it was dark in the theater. 218 00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:14,893 I mean, maybe things got a little out of hand with the plot, 219 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,906 - but the third act clipped along... - Indy deserved more than that! 220 00:13:18,026 --> 00:13:19,233 Get out! 221 00:13:19,353 --> 00:13:20,970 Just get the hell out of here! 222 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,919 Well, well, Indiana Jones. You're looking nice. 223 00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:46,525 There you go, Lucas. Stick 'em. 224 00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,504 He's gonna do it right there. 225 00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:52,793 All right. All right, Georgie! 226 00:13:53,118 --> 00:13:54,313 Grab his hands. 227 00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:58,883 Hey, leave him alone! 228 00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:00,176 Come on, big guy. 229 00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:15,174 Wait. 230 00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:17,145 Wait. 231 00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:18,850 I want to help! 232 00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:32,196 Look, we don't know what you're talking about. 233 00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:34,710 There is no Chinese plan to take over America. 234 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:35,864 Shut up! 235 00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:38,864 These American traitors might have bought your propaganda, but not us! 236 00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:43,010 Oh, thank God. The police are here! We're safe! 237 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,724 You with the gun, step out or we will fire upon you. 238 00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:52,978 You got it wrong. We aren't with the Chinese. We're the good guys... 239 00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:00,622 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 240 00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:03,302 - What? - One of the cops is Chinese! 241 00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:05,484 Son of a bitch, how high up does this thing go? 242 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,409 We can't trust anybody here! 243 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,881 Don't come any closer! We have information 244 00:15:11,001 --> 00:15:13,999 that we will only trust with the President of the United States! 245 00:15:15,093 --> 00:15:18,003 - The President? - Come on men, we're going in! 246 00:15:18,893 --> 00:15:22,091 Goddammit, we're serious. We only talk to the President. Stop! 247 00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:24,124 Fire, warning shot, Butters. 248 00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:31,780 Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 249 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,224 What? What happened? 250 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:36,647 Goddammit, what did I say about shooting guys in the dick? 251 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:39,773 - I did it again. - What the hell is wrong with you? 252 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:42,945 That's not cool, Butters. That's not cool. 253 00:15:45,415 --> 00:15:47,011 You don't fuckin' do that. 254 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:51,826 - You don't shoot a guy in the dick. - Okay, I'm sorry. 255 00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:55,542 It's not okay. Defeating Chinese won't be anything 256 00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:58,352 if you do it by going around, shooting people in the dick. 257 00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,155 God... dammit. 258 00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:06,927 It's all right there in front of you, detective. 259 00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:08,928 Five sworn statements from these... 260 00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:11,599 brave boys. It's now up to you. 261 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,222 Are you nuts? 262 00:16:13,342 --> 00:16:17,187 I'm not going out and arresting Steven Spielberg and George Lucas! 263 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,441 - But they raped Indiana Jones! - I know it's hard to think about. 264 00:16:20,561 --> 00:16:23,777 But you have to be strong. Remember how that movie made you feel. 265 00:16:23,937 --> 00:16:25,394 I didn't see it! 266 00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:30,301 - You didn't see the new Indiana Jones movie? - No! 267 00:16:30,421 --> 00:16:33,495 I didn't think anybody here saw it! Did you, Mitch? 268 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,717 What you doing in our neck of the woods? 269 00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:49,386 Now let's you just drop them pants. 270 00:16:50,497 --> 00:16:52,348 - Drop? - Just take 'em right off. 271 00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:56,520 - What do you guys want? - Don't say anything. Just do it. 272 00:17:00,848 --> 00:17:04,047 Pull off that little ol' bitty... shirt there, too. 273 00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:09,448 Them panties, take 'em off. 274 00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:19,826 There boy. 275 00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:22,316 I bet you can squeal. 276 00:17:22,436 --> 00:17:24,332 I bet you can squeal like a pig. 277 00:17:24,687 --> 00:17:26,654 Go ahead, squeal. Squeal now. 278 00:17:27,073 --> 00:17:28,073 Squeal. 279 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:29,862 Squeal. 280 00:17:30,071 --> 00:17:31,292 Squeal louder! 281 00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:32,794 Louder! 282 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,391 Louder. Get down there, boy. 283 00:17:37,513 --> 00:17:40,848 There, get them britches down. Yes, sir. Come on, squeal. 284 00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:53,998 It's okay. 285 00:17:54,219 --> 00:17:56,389 You don't have to feel alone anymore. 286 00:18:04,055 --> 00:18:05,690 No, you listen to me! 287 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:08,480 I have Chinese attackers here and Chinese supporters. 288 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,582 If I go outside, there are more Chinese ready to take me down. 289 00:18:11,702 --> 00:18:15,207 Defending America is all that matters, Mr. President, I will stop at nothing. 290 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,006 Do you understand that I... 291 00:18:20,837 --> 00:18:22,214 - What happened? - They... 292 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,959 tried to come in through the roof. They were gonna take the gun! 293 00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:26,436 Good. Did you kill 'em? 294 00:18:26,996 --> 00:18:28,111 Not exactly. 295 00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:32,235 Oh, it stings. 296 00:18:36,537 --> 00:18:38,451 It's not where I aimed, honest! 297 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:39,755 Dude. 298 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,559 I seriously didn't mean it! 299 00:18:41,805 --> 00:18:42,815 Dude. 300 00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:45,743 You know what, Butters? You know what? 301 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:46,863 Forget it. 302 00:18:47,882 --> 00:18:48,922 Where you going? 303 00:18:49,082 --> 00:18:51,007 You can deal with the Chinese invasion yourself 304 00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:53,927 if that's how you're gonna do it. I'm out, man. 305 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,138 By, by myself? 306 00:18:56,298 --> 00:18:57,893 I didn't sign up for this. 307 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:01,592 You take your American liberation front and you shove it up your ass! 308 00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:05,042 That's it. Kill me. Do whatever. 309 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:08,358 I can no longer conscionably be part of the American liberation front. 310 00:19:08,742 --> 00:19:09,963 Go inside. Move! 311 00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:23,683 George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, we have a warrant for your arrest. 312 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:26,027 Break it in. 313 00:19:32,303 --> 00:19:33,425 My God! 314 00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:36,897 What the hell are you doing here? 315 00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:40,031 You got nothing on us! 316 00:19:40,151 --> 00:19:42,229 $700 million box office! 317 00:19:42,676 --> 00:19:43,956 This is bullshit! 318 00:19:48,393 --> 00:19:50,483 - Boys, they got 'em. - What? 319 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,737 They were raping a stormtrooper when the police broke in. 320 00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:59,056 And they found the dead raped bodies of yoda and short round in their closet. 321 00:19:59,176 --> 00:20:00,994 They'll never be free to do this again. 322 00:20:02,246 --> 00:20:03,336 So what now? 323 00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:06,614 Do you think things can ever go back to normal after all this? 324 00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:07,849 What do we do? 325 00:20:08,284 --> 00:20:10,781 We live. That's what Indy would have wanted. 326 00:20:11,028 --> 00:20:12,848 We just try to live. 327 00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:18,971 Everyone just stay where you are until we can sort this all out. 328 00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:22,850 There's nothing to sort out! These kids need to be put in jail! 329 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,519 We're going to search everyone 330 00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:27,099 - and get statements and then... - Sir! Sir, it's over! 331 00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:28,688 - They got 'em. - Got who? 332 00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:30,435 Spielberg and Lucas, they... 333 00:20:30,757 --> 00:20:33,318 finally got 'em for what they did to Indiana Jones, sir. 334 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,157 They got 'em. 335 00:20:40,504 --> 00:20:43,327 - They got 'em. It's over. - It's over. 336 00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:46,633 That means they'll never be free to rape again! 337 00:20:47,295 --> 00:20:48,489 It's over! 338 00:20:48,609 --> 00:20:49,609 Justice! 339 00:20:51,748 --> 00:20:53,735 - They got 'em! - It's over! 340 00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:56,508 - I love you. - I love you, too. 341 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,045 So wait. That's it? 342 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:09,563 - What about the Chinese invasion? - I really don't care anymore. 343 00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:12,080 You see, I've learned something today. 344 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,833 As Americans, our fear of seeing another country become powerful 345 00:21:14,953 --> 00:21:16,236 can turn us into monsters. 346 00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:19,114 Watching how crazy you went, watching you just 347 00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:21,177 shoot people in the dick like that. 348 00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:24,139 It made me realize that I want America to be safe, 349 00:21:24,259 --> 00:21:26,538 but not at the cost of losing its dignity. 350 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:30,862 I rather us be Chinese, than a nation of unethical dick-shooters. 351 00:21:31,852 --> 00:21:33,297 You think about that. 352 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,466 Can't believe they put 'em in jail. I thought that movie was pretty good!