1 00:00:00,910 --> 00:00:04,900 And now, a fireside chat with the creators of South Park: 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,710 Matt Stone and Trey Parker. 3 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,520 - I'm Trey Parker. - I'm Matt Stone. 4 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:22,530 And this is old Scratch. Say hi, old fellow! 5 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:25,360 This episode is "An Elephant Fucks a Pig." 6 00:00:25,530 --> 00:00:28,870 It was changed to "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig." 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,500 Which is silly. If an elephant was on a pig... 8 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:35,160 ...it wouldn't be making love, it would be fucking it. 9 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:41,570 Would you agree this episode confirms Matt and Trey are sick weirdoes? 10 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:49,020 What is sick and wrong about two beings sharing the most intimate of moments? 11 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:53,590 Do you come at the gene splicing of DNA from personal experience? 12 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,490 Yes. I made Trey from splicing a tomato and a flounder. 13 00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:03,160 Do you have strong ethical views on whether we should tamper with nature? 14 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:06,430 Matt and I think genetic engineering is great. 15 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:09,540 Everything should be spliced with everything. 16 00:01:09,710 --> 00:01:14,150 That's the way we'll become perfect beings. Right, old Scratch? 17 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:18,180 We should splice pigs with elephants, tomatoes with apples. 18 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:22,020 l, myself, would like to be spliced with Fiona Apple. 19 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:30,690 And so now, sit back, relax, and enjoy "An Elephant Fucks a Pig." 20 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:05,760 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig 21 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:10,330 - Stan, where'd you get that black eye? - Nothing, I mean nowhere. 22 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,940 - Your sister beat you up again? - No! 23 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:15,970 Your sister kicked your ass! 24 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:19,810 She's pissed she got headgear. She takes it out on me. 25 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:22,350 You get your butt kicked by a girl. 26 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:26,780 I'd never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be: 27 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:31,150 "Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" 28 00:02:31,330 --> 00:02:33,230 My parents don't believe me. 29 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:36,520 They think she's innocent. She's an evil bitch. 30 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:42,930 Be a man, Stan. Just say, "Hey, woman! You shut your mouth and make babies!" 31 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,230 What's that elephant doing? 32 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:48,310 You mean this one? He's my new pet elephant. 33 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,970 - Where'd you get that? - Mail order from Africa. 34 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:55,050 They said it'd take 6 weeks, but it only took 3! 35 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,080 - Wow, that's cool! - It's not! 36 00:02:57,250 --> 00:03:01,550 Mom won't let him in the house! His poop is bigger than our couch. 37 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:06,720 That's why my mom got me a potbellied pig because its poop is small. 38 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:11,300 Yeah, but pigs aren't smart like elephants. 39 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:16,100 Hey! Wait a minute! What is that thing? 40 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:19,870 This is the new retarded kid. 41 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:24,270 Oh, I'm sorry, little girl. But you still can't get on. 42 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,040 You have to take the special-ed bus! 43 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:33,180 Looks like you're not welcome anywhere. See you! 44 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:38,220 If a woman ever gave me crap, I'd say, "Hey, you go do my laundry!" 45 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:41,230 - Sit down, kid! - Yes, ma'am. 46 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:47,630 Children, our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us all about genetic engineering. 47 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:52,740 That's right, Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering is an exciting new science. 48 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:56,710 You can splice DNA from some animals and make them better. 49 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,670 - Mr. Garrison? - Yes, Kyle. 50 00:03:58,850 --> 00:04:01,440 Can you make an elephant smaller? 51 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:04,240 Well, yes, I suppose you could. 52 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:09,550 You could splice elephant genes with a dog or cat or potbellied pig genes. 53 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:14,960 Combine my elephant with a potbellied pig and make potbellied elephants. 54 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,590 - Smart like elephants, small like pigs. - Cool! 55 00:04:18,770 --> 00:04:21,630 - I want a potbellied elephant. - I'll pay $50. 56 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,790 That's stupid. 57 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:25,840 Shut up! We can genetical engineer anything. 58 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:30,910 I bet I could clone a human being before you cross an elephant and a pig. 59 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,100 - I'll bet you can't! - Watch me! 60 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:38,680 Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie. Two A+ students in a cloning war. 61 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:43,380 Genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible mistakes. 62 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,820 Like German people. 63 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:49,790 You might visit the genetic-engineering ranch outside of town for help. 64 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,060 You could use this for your science-fair projects next month. 65 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:58,200 - Genetic-engineering ranch? Sweet! - We need a pig. 66 00:04:58,370 --> 00:05:01,830 - We can use Cartman's pig. - Leave Fluffy out of this! 67 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,140 We won't hurt her. We need blood. 68 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:08,540 You're not using Fluffy's blood! I'll kick you in the nuts! 69 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,740 Kyle, no! 70 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,210 Can I talk to you for a minute? 71 00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:16,820 I couldn't help notice that black eye. Are there problems at home? 72 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:19,390 - Yes. - Oh, dear. 73 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,500 Here, sit down, have some cocoa, and tell Mr. Hat all about it. 74 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:30,030 I'm your friend Mr. Hat. You can tell me anything. Now, who hit you? 75 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:34,230 - Is it your father or your mother? - Neither, it's my sister. 76 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:37,740 Your sister? For Pete's sake, don't be such a wuss! 77 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:43,110 Stop wasting Mr. Hat's time with little problems and give me back my cocoa! 78 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:50,610 Let's open the phone lines for questions. 79 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:52,120 Hey! 80 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:57,160 - Hi, Shelly. - You looking at my headgear? 81 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:58,700 What headgear? 82 00:05:58,870 --> 00:06:02,530 - You looking at my headgear? - I didn't really notice. 83 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:07,570 - You little liar! - I think it looks terrific! It matches... 84 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,090 - Ready to go? - Go where? 85 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:29,960 The genetics ranch. To splice the pig's genes with my elephant. 86 00:06:30,130 --> 00:06:32,360 Nobody's splicing from Fluffy! 87 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:36,730 - I swear I'm gonna kill you, Stan! - Why is your sister so mean? 88 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:40,500 If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass, I'd be like: 89 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:46,810 "Hey, missy, why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!" 90 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:49,540 Who said that? 91 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:56,450 This must be it. 92 00:06:56,620 --> 00:07:00,180 Looks like nobody's home. We should come another time. 93 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,630 We're splicing Fluffy and my elephant together. 94 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,060 I won't let them hurt you. 95 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:08,720 - It's just a pig. - Quit being a baby. 96 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:13,340 - I don't get my ass kicked by a girl! - At least I'm not a pig-f* * * er! 97 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:17,070 I'm taking my pig. Screw you guys! I'm going home! 98 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,140 This whole idea is stupid! 99 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:22,940 What would you know? You never get higher than a D! 100 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,750 Why don't you go to San Francisco with the other Jews? 101 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,750 There's no Jews in San Francisco, retard! 102 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,910 I'll kick you in the nuts! 103 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:34,620 Can I help you? 104 00:07:36,530 --> 00:07:39,900 Yeah. We wanna crossbreed an elephant with a pig. 105 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:43,520 Brilliant idea. Huge, elephant-sized pigs. 106 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:47,730 No, little potbellied elephants that people can keep as pets. 107 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:51,140 That's an even better idea. Come on in. 108 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:55,370 I'm so pleased that you're interested in genetic engineering. 109 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:57,450 Nobody will hurt you. 110 00:07:57,620 --> 00:08:01,210 Thanks to genetic engineering, there will be an end... 111 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:04,520 ...to hunger, disease, pollution, even war. 112 00:08:04,690 --> 00:08:07,490 I created things to make the world better. 113 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:11,690 For instance, here's a monkey with four asses. 114 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:16,530 - How does that make the world better? - My four-assed ostrich. 115 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,400 My four-assed mongoose. 116 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:21,440 Have anything besides four-assed animals? 117 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:24,910 I suppose so. Yes, over here. 118 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:29,340 I have rats spliced with ducks, gorillas spliced with mosquitoes. 119 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:34,540 Here, I have rabbits spliced with fish to make little bunny fish. 120 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:37,480 These bunny ears are tied on with strings! 121 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:40,890 Here, Swiss cheese spliced with chalk and a beard. 122 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:45,730 - What about our potbellied elephant? - Well, I'm sorry, children. 123 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:50,890 Pig and elephant DNA won't splice. Have you heard that song by Loverboy? 124 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:52,060 Which song? 125 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:59,880 Maybe I can help you add a few asses to that swine. 126 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:02,110 Keep your hands off of Fluffy! 127 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:06,620 It's amazing what we can do with a little blood sample these days. 128 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:10,650 - What? Excuse me. - Why are you taking Stan's blood? 129 00:09:10,820 --> 00:09:13,880 Pardon me, I tripped. Could I have some hair? 130 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:18,160 - Watch out, genetic engineers are crazy! - Come on, Fluffy! 131 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:24,260 - This gas is hurting my anus. - That's pretty fresh. 132 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,230 I sure am hungry. 133 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:29,500 Any of you blokes know what's for lunch today? 134 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:35,040 - Lunchy munchies? - Go away, Pip, nobody likes you! 135 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,150 What kind of a name is Pip? 136 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:41,080 My father's family name being Pirrip and my name, Phillip... 137 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:44,450 Would you shut up? Nobody gives a rat's ass! 138 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,220 - Yeah, go away, Pip. - Right. 139 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:49,850 French people piss me off. 140 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:54,330 Dumb asses! You give up on your stupid science-fair project? 141 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:59,500 - No, we're already halfway done. - Then all you've got is a stupid pig. 142 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:02,800 - Probably a gay pig. - It's more than you've got! 143 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:07,000 Wrong! We've already got our human clone under way. 144 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:10,380 Oh, my God! They cloned a foot! 145 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,810 Hey, I'll kick your ass! 146 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:19,060 By Friday, we'll clone a whole human. Good luck with your pig. 147 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:20,660 Hello, children. 148 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:22,350 - How you doing? - Bad. 149 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,520 Why bad? 150 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:27,220 A pig and an elephant's genes won't splice. 151 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,130 Of course they won't splice, children. 152 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:33,300 Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy? 153 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:41,350 - A pig-elephant? That's not a bad idea. - I told you guys. 154 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:45,640 Imagine a pint-sized elephant that you could keep in the house. 155 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:49,150 Children, we could make a fortune with this. 156 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,910 You hear? We'll be rich! 157 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:53,720 Forget about that genetic engineering. 158 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:59,260 If you want to combine a pig and an elephant, get them to make sweet love. 159 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,590 An elephant won't make love to a pig. 160 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:05,000 My pig won't wanna make love to that elephant! 161 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:08,140 Sure they would, if you get them in the mood. 162 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:12,640 - How do we do that? - Do what I do, get them good and drunk. 163 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,780 - Wanna come over? - We've got work to do. 164 00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:18,680 An elephant takes a while to get drunk. 165 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:22,810 - Just for a little bit? - Your sister gonna kick your ass? 166 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:24,980 Shut up, Cartman! 167 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:30,090 - Yeah, she's just a girl. - Lf a girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be: 168 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:35,720 "Why don't you stop dressing me like a mailman and making me dance for you... 169 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,700 ...while you smoke crack in your bedroom... 170 00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:43,830 ...and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed." 171 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:51,240 - What the hell are you talking about? - I'm saying you're a little wuss. 172 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,010 Use family love as a weapon against her. 173 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:59,750 Next time she kicks your ass, tell her, "Shelly, you're my sister. I love you." 174 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:03,950 - Sick, she's my sister! - Try it. We gotta get Cartman's pig. 175 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,930 You don't! Leave Fluffy out of this! 176 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,930 - Come on, Kenny. - Kyle, no! 177 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:14,470 No elephant is gonna make love to Fluffy! I will kick you in the nuts! 178 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,130 Crap! 179 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:19,670 And now back to Jesus and Pals... 180 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:25,150 - Are you staring at my neck brace? - No, I mean, yes? What neck brace? 181 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:29,390 Before you beat my face into a bloody pulp... 182 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:34,050 ...I just want you to know that you're my sister and I love you. 183 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:44,100 Someday I'll be bigger than you. You'll wish you'd never done this. 184 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:49,440 You'll never be bigger than me, Stan. Never! 185 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:55,580 Beautiful, it's absolutely beautiful. My son, I think we've finally done it. 186 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:59,210 Yes, we have, Dad. My very own human clone. 187 00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:04,080 - Hope it's not a gay clone. - Yeah. That's so stupid. 188 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:05,990 Come on, keep drinking. 189 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:10,320 I wonder how drunk he needs to be to make sweet love to the pig. 190 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:15,530 - Damn it! This won't work! - Hello, children. 191 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:20,330 I'm checking to see how our little entrepreneurial adventure is going. 192 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:23,070 They're both drunk but won't have sex! 193 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:27,510 Children, you can't stick a drunk pig with a drunk elephant... 194 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,550 ...and expect them to do the mattress mambo. 195 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:35,550 You need to set the mood. Let me show you boys what I'm talking about. 196 00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:08,220 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John! 197 00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:22,570 Thank you, Elton. 198 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,470 Look, it's working! 199 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:38,170 Now, children, gather around and watch the wonders of life. 200 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:41,250 The beauty of mother nature. 201 00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:44,690 - Sick! - Fluffy! 202 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:50,120 Now I know how all those white women must have felt. 203 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:54,560 How luscious, our creature has come to fruition. 204 00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:58,800 - Dad, you're the best. - Oh, my God! He only has one ass! 205 00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:02,170 He's of no use to me. I'll have to burn the room. 206 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:07,500 This entire experiment is turning out very bad. 207 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,870 Me bad? 208 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,550 He's out of control. We have to destroy him! 209 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,050 But he's our science-fair project! 210 00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:23,690 - He's too dangerous, son. - But, Dad, I want a human clone! 211 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,420 Son, no! 212 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:34,040 You've made a horrible mistake. You put the people of South Park in jeopardy! 213 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:37,540 They're all stupid anyway. Come on, guys, let's go. 214 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:39,340 They're all gay. 215 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,310 Aren't they ever gonna wake up? 216 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,850 They will. It's gonna be one ugly sight. 217 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:50,890 - I thought nature was beautiful. - When does it go from beautiful to ugly? 218 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:54,420 Usually about 9:30 a.m., children. 219 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:57,220 Here we go. 220 00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:07,630 There's nothing worse than getting drunk and waking up next to a pig. 221 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:12,410 - Or an elephant. - How do we know if she's pregnant? 222 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,240 We might not know for a couple of days. 223 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:19,010 Couple of days? Terrance will have his clone tomorrow. 224 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:22,380 Good job, Einstein! Why don't we build a rocket? 225 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,390 Thank Buddha I found you. 226 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,490 Tell me, have you seen anything odd lately? 227 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:29,890 An elephant have sex with a pig. 228 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:34,730 - No, I said odd. - You're that crazy cracker from the hill. 229 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:40,460 Sir, if making mutant animals spliced with humans is crazy, then... 230 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:48,410 Never mind. There's been an incident at the ranch. 231 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:54,520 I created a large mutant clone of that little boy there, and he's broken free. 232 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:59,020 - A version of me? - Bigger than a regular clone? 233 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:04,790 He's dangerous. His brain is identical to yours. I need you to help me find him. 234 00:17:09,370 --> 00:17:12,360 Stan, are you wearing a different hat? 235 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:19,140 Hey! I know a certain young man who's itching for detention! 236 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:24,210 How big is he? I bet he weighs 400 pounds! 237 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,750 Come on, Stan, don't you know where you would go? 238 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,350 Oh, my God! 239 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:36,930 It appears that the destructive creature is 8-year-old Stan Marsh of South Park. 240 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,460 Asked why he was wreaking havoc on his hometown... 241 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:45,970 ...the little boy replied simply, "Me Stan..." 242 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,730 Back to the studio. 243 00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:51,000 Police request that if you see this boy... 244 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:54,480 ...you immediately kill him and burn his body. 245 00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:56,410 Now back to Jesus and Pals. 246 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:59,980 The way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth... 247 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:04,850 Jesus! 248 00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:10,790 My evil clone is destroying the town. We have to find him. 249 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,560 You boys watch The X Files too much. 250 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:16,900 There's no such thing as genetic clone... 251 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,830 - Come on, let's go! - There you are! 252 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:29,780 You tore up my entire gun shop! You better have a good explanation for this! 253 00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:32,610 It wasn't me, it was my evil clone. 254 00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:37,550 What the hell has gotten into you? You have got severe lunchroom duty! 255 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,350 I'm gonna have a word with your father! 256 00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:45,160 - Wait till your father hears about this. - Wait, Stan, there he goes. 257 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,320 Stop! 258 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:53,630 - He recognizes you, dude. - That's good, dude. Just calm down. 259 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,110 What should we do with him? 260 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:04,910 Stan? How would you like to go home and meet your sister? 261 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:12,720 Shelly has a wire in her mouth and a metal plate on her back. 262 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:16,760 When you see Shelly, kick her ass. Shelly very bad! 263 00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:19,900 - Me bad? - No, Shelly bad. You good. 264 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,230 He's tearing up the house. Stop him! 265 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,580 What the hell do you want? 266 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:50,050 - I'm lusciously sorry for everything. - They got our clone. He belongs to us. 267 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:54,220 This beast is a disgrace to genetic engineers everywhere. 268 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,430 I'm sorry I've caused you such inconvenience. 269 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,230 I tried to play God and I failed. 270 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:03,010 Daddy, no! 271 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:07,870 All I wanted was to genetically engineer something useful. I failed. 272 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:11,020 Perhaps we shouldn't toy with God's creations. 273 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:15,880 Perhaps we should leave nature alone to its simple one-assed schematics. 274 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:19,620 You bastards, this isn't over! Wait until tomorrow! 275 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:24,660 Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! You bastard! 276 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:28,930 Mom and Dad are home. It's a disaster! You gotta help. 277 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,540 I ain't helping. I wanna eat pie. 278 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,640 - You can't leave me here alone! - Watch me. 279 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:38,040 We have to find out if Cartman's pig is pregnant. 280 00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:43,670 - Thanks a lot! - Oh, boy, you are gonna get it now. 281 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:47,110 It isn't fair. Everybody hates me. 282 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:51,780 The whole town wants me killed. Mom and Dad are gonna send me away. 283 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,890 I don't wanna be sent away. I wanna stay here! 284 00:20:57,530 --> 00:21:00,500 What in God's name have you been doing? 285 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:03,030 Everybody in town is upset with you. 286 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,760 What's going on? Are you on drugs? 287 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:11,870 It's not Stan's fault. It wasn't Stan. He was... 288 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,640 He was with me the whole time. 289 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:19,250 Well, we're sorry we jumped to conclusions. 290 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,820 Oh, honey. Please forgive us, son. 291 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:29,320 Shelly, you saved my life. And yet you've done so much more. 292 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,520 You taught me the meaning of family. Families don't get along. 293 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:38,430 When the forces of evil descend, we conquer them by sticking together. 294 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:51,740 Everyone, let's give Casey and his weed a big hand. 295 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:55,080 We're ready to see your science project. 296 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,850 Our pig hasn't given birth. She should any time now. 297 00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:00,420 I guess you get an F. 298 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:04,550 Terrance, I know the class can hardly wait to see yours. 299 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:09,930 Boys, Mr. Garrison, fellow students, for our science-fair project... 300 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:14,540 ...Bill Fossey and I spawned a creature genetically superior to man. 301 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:18,230 I present to you the five-assed monkey. 302 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:20,940 Mr. Hat, isn't it beautiful? 303 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:27,620 Wait, wait, the pig just gave birth! It had a baby! 304 00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:32,520 - What's it look like? - Does it look like pig or elephant? 305 00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:39,000 It kind of looks like Mr. Garrison. 306 00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:44,260 Isn't that an amazing coincidence? What are the odds of that? 307 00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:48,600 You boys get first prize. 308 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:53,640 That'll do, pig.