1 00:00:36,492 --> 00:00:41,022 Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again. 2 00:00:41,202 --> 00:00:44,262 Ike, you can't come to school with me. 3 00:00:44,472 --> 00:00:48,802 - Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo. 4 00:00:48,972 --> 00:00:50,772 - What's a dildo? - I don't know. 5 00:00:50,942 --> 00:00:54,312 - Cartman doesn't know either. - I know what it is! 6 00:00:54,482 --> 00:00:57,212 - Well, what? - I'm not telling you. 7 00:00:57,382 --> 00:00:59,472 What's a dildo, Kenny? 8 00:01:02,422 --> 00:01:06,512 Yeah, that's what Kyle's little brother is, all right. 9 00:01:07,592 --> 00:01:10,222 - That kicks ass. - Check this one out. 10 00:01:10,392 --> 00:01:13,662 - Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. - Don't kick the baby. 11 00:01:13,832 --> 00:01:15,232 Kick the baby. 12 00:01:18,432 --> 00:01:20,992 Looks like you didn't get much sleep. 13 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:24,972 - I had these bogus nightmares. - Really? What about? 14 00:01:25,142 --> 00:01:29,412 Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed, in the dark... 15 00:01:29,582 --> 00:01:33,812 ...when all of a sudden, this bright blue light filled the room. 16 00:01:34,022 --> 00:01:38,282 And slowly my bedroom door opened. The next thing I remember... 17 00:01:38,452 --> 00:01:41,352 ...I was being dragged through a hallway. 18 00:01:41,522 --> 00:01:45,982 Then I was on a table, and these scary aliens wanted to operate on me. 19 00:01:46,162 --> 00:01:48,792 And they had big heads and black eyes. 20 00:01:48,962 --> 00:01:51,062 - Dude, visitors! - What? 21 00:01:51,232 --> 00:01:55,332 - Those were visitors. - It was just a dream. My mom said so. 22 00:01:55,502 --> 00:01:59,372 - They're are real. - They abduct people and mutilate cows. 23 00:01:59,542 --> 00:02:03,502 Shut up. You're trying to scare me, and it's not working. 24 00:02:04,182 --> 00:02:06,342 - Hello, children. - Hey, Chef. 25 00:02:06,522 --> 00:02:10,922 - What's for lunch today? - Salisbury steak with buttered noodles. 26 00:02:11,092 --> 00:02:14,922 - Bean casserole or vegetable medley. - Kick ass. 27 00:02:15,092 --> 00:02:18,532 Did any of you see the alien spaceship last night? 28 00:02:18,692 --> 00:02:20,252 Yeah, fat boy saw it. 29 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:24,302 That was just a dream. And I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! 30 00:02:24,472 --> 00:02:27,922 Was it the ones with the big heads and black eyes? 31 00:02:28,102 --> 00:02:32,272 - They took him on their ship. - Did they give you an anal probe? 32 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:33,432 What's that? 33 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,632 That's when they put a metal hoop up your butt. 34 00:02:36,812 --> 00:02:42,152 - They gave you an anal probe, Cartman? - No! I mean, why would they do that? 35 00:02:42,322 --> 00:02:45,582 They did, huh? Aliens stuck stuff up your ass! 36 00:02:45,752 --> 00:02:47,752 - Anal probe. - Shut up, dildo! 37 00:02:47,922 --> 00:02:51,222 I gotta get to the cafeteria. Watch that fat boy, now. 38 00:02:51,392 --> 00:02:53,492 He could be under alien control. 39 00:02:57,602 --> 00:03:00,432 They were real. Sorry about your ass. 40 00:03:00,602 --> 00:03:05,372 Goddamn it, they didn't do anything to my ass! It was just a dream. 41 00:03:07,582 --> 00:03:10,012 - Why you walking so funny? - Shut up! 42 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,342 No, Ike, go home. 43 00:03:12,512 --> 00:03:16,542 This is it. This one's for the game. Kick the baby. 44 00:03:19,892 --> 00:03:23,292 - Good morning, Mrs. Crabtree. - Sit down, we're late! 45 00:03:28,002 --> 00:03:30,232 - He's still there. - Don't worry. 46 00:03:30,402 --> 00:03:33,892 If something happens to him, my parents will blame me. 47 00:03:34,072 --> 00:03:36,372 Sit down back there! 48 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:39,472 - Whatever, you fat bitch. - What did you say?! 49 00:03:39,642 --> 00:03:42,012 I said, I have a bad itch. 50 00:03:42,642 --> 00:03:44,542 Oh, my God! 51 00:03:45,582 --> 00:03:47,712 - Visitors! - Oh, no! 52 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:50,512 Ike! Stop the bus! 53 00:03:50,992 --> 00:03:53,282 You have to stop this bus! 54 00:03:53,462 --> 00:03:56,252 - Do you want an office referral? - No. 55 00:03:56,422 --> 00:03:58,192 - Then sit down! - But l... 56 00:04:05,672 --> 00:04:09,972 - Are those the same visitors you saw? - Shut up, it's not working. 57 00:04:10,142 --> 00:04:12,732 - We have to do something. - We can't. 58 00:04:12,912 --> 00:04:16,212 - That fat bitch won't let us. - What did you say?! 59 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:21,822 - I said that rabbits eat lettuce. - Well, yes, they certainly do. 60 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:26,992 What am I gonna do? My brother has been abducted by aliens. 61 00:04:27,162 --> 00:04:29,122 You farted. 62 00:04:29,992 --> 00:04:32,052 Somebody's baking brownies. 63 00:04:37,702 --> 00:04:39,862 That's the third cow this month. 64 00:04:40,042 --> 00:04:44,632 At this rate, all my cattle will die before the winter's through. 65 00:04:44,812 --> 00:04:49,612 This isn't unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time. 66 00:04:50,782 --> 00:04:54,012 People been saying they've seen UFOs around. 67 00:04:54,182 --> 00:04:56,212 UFOs? 68 00:04:56,382 --> 00:04:59,382 And black Army CIA helicopters and trucks. 69 00:04:59,552 --> 00:05:03,652 That is the silliest thing I've ever heard. 70 00:05:05,132 --> 00:05:08,102 - What was that? - That was a pigeon. 71 00:05:08,262 --> 00:05:10,602 What am I supposed to do? 72 00:05:10,772 --> 00:05:16,002 Just stand here and watch my cattle get mutilated one by one? 73 00:05:19,012 --> 00:05:20,202 My cattle! 74 00:05:24,712 --> 00:05:27,412 See? There is something funny going on. 75 00:05:27,582 --> 00:05:31,612 There's nothing funny going on. I'll get those cows back. 76 00:05:34,062 --> 00:05:39,492 And now our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us about Christopher Columbus. 77 00:05:39,662 --> 00:05:41,532 That's right, Mr. Garrison. 78 00:05:41,702 --> 00:05:46,402 Columbus discovered America and was the Indians' best friend. 79 00:05:46,572 --> 00:05:50,402 He helped them win their war against Frederick Douglass... 80 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:54,912 ...and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France. 81 00:05:55,082 --> 00:06:00,512 I have to help my stupid brother. If I go home without him, my dad will yell: 82 00:06:00,682 --> 00:06:04,382 "Where's your brother? You weren't looking out for him." 83 00:06:04,552 --> 00:06:07,492 - Let's go find him. - "He can't think on his own. 84 00:06:07,692 --> 00:06:10,722 Brush and floss. Where has that finger been?" 85 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,762 - Dude! - Is there a problem? 86 00:06:12,932 --> 00:06:15,662 - Yes, I have to go now. - Really, Kyle? 87 00:06:15,832 --> 00:06:21,772 - What is it? Another prostate tumor? - My brother's been abducted by aliens. 88 00:06:21,942 --> 00:06:25,502 It's true. Ask Cartman. They gave him an anal probe. 89 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:30,172 - That's a little joke. - Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. 90 00:06:30,352 --> 00:06:34,542 - Can I please be excused? - I don't know. Did you ask Mr. Hat? 91 00:06:34,722 --> 00:06:37,512 I don't wanna ask Mr. Hat. I'm asking you! 92 00:06:37,692 --> 00:06:42,892 - I think you should ask Mr. Hat. - Mr. Hat, may I please be excused? 93 00:06:43,062 --> 00:06:46,462 Well, Kyle, no! You hear me? You go to hell! 94 00:06:46,632 --> 00:06:50,832 You go to hell and you die! You'll have to take your seat. 95 00:06:51,002 --> 00:06:54,632 - Damn it! - Ha-ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you. 96 00:06:54,842 --> 00:06:57,132 - My ass! - Damn, Cartman! 97 00:06:58,812 --> 00:07:01,782 - My ass! - Dude, he's farting fire! 98 00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:05,742 It's the alien anal probe. It's shooting fire from his rectum! 99 00:07:05,912 --> 00:07:07,712 No, that was just a dream. 100 00:07:07,882 --> 00:07:12,182 Do you need to sit in the corner until your gas is under control? 101 00:07:12,352 --> 00:07:15,292 No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine. 102 00:07:26,302 --> 00:07:30,292 You cows can't get on this train. This is a people train. 103 00:07:30,472 --> 00:07:35,412 You cows have no business on a people train, all right? You're cows. 104 00:07:35,582 --> 00:07:40,242 Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me, all right? 105 00:07:40,422 --> 00:07:44,322 - Because it's not gonna work. - Hold it right there, cows. 106 00:07:44,822 --> 00:07:46,512 Come back here! 107 00:07:54,562 --> 00:07:58,232 - I sure am hungry. - How can you eat when you fart fire? 108 00:07:58,432 --> 00:08:01,202 Shut up, you're being totally immature. 109 00:08:01,372 --> 00:08:04,342 - Look, there's Wendy Testaburger. - Where? 110 00:08:20,822 --> 00:08:26,732 - Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her. 111 00:08:26,902 --> 00:08:31,662 I'm not fat. You like her because you throw up when she talks to you. 112 00:08:31,832 --> 00:08:33,392 - I do not. - Hi, guys. 113 00:08:33,572 --> 00:08:34,732 Hi, Wendy. 114 00:08:34,902 --> 00:08:38,272 Here, Stan, this is for you. 115 00:08:38,442 --> 00:08:39,812 Bye, Wendy. 116 00:08:39,972 --> 00:08:42,472 Dude, what does the note say? 117 00:08:42,642 --> 00:08:46,812 Holy crap! She wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school. 118 00:08:46,982 --> 00:08:50,782 - Whoa, maybe you can kiss her. - Or slip her the tongue. 119 00:08:52,192 --> 00:08:55,492 What? How do you know she has a cat? 120 00:08:59,362 --> 00:09:03,352 Let's figure out how to ditch school so we can get Ike back. 121 00:09:03,532 --> 00:09:05,902 Hello, children. How are you? 122 00:09:06,102 --> 00:09:07,502 - Bad. - Why bad? 123 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:11,472 Have you ever had something happen but nobody believed you? 124 00:09:11,642 --> 00:09:16,842 Children, that's a problem we've all had to face at some time or another. 125 00:09:17,012 --> 00:09:21,452 Here, let me sing you a little song. It might clear things up. 126 00:09:42,402 --> 00:09:44,132 Chef! 127 00:09:46,472 --> 00:09:48,342 - Do you feel better? - No. 128 00:09:48,512 --> 00:09:53,112 Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day. 129 00:09:53,482 --> 00:09:56,642 - Visitors took Kyle's baby brother. - What?! 130 00:09:56,892 --> 00:09:59,792 What are you doing eating Salisbury steak? 131 00:09:59,952 --> 00:10:02,582 - Find him! - Mr. Garrison won't let us go. 132 00:10:02,762 --> 00:10:06,662 - He thinks we're making it up. - You are making it up. 133 00:10:13,432 --> 00:10:14,992 - What? - That was cool! 134 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:18,572 It's some kind of symbiotic metamorphosis device. 135 00:10:18,742 --> 00:10:22,072 This could mean the visitors want to talk to us. 136 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:25,242 I see. You're joining in on the joke. 137 00:10:25,412 --> 00:10:28,042 It's no joke, children. This is big. 138 00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:31,482 If I don't get out of school and get Ike back... 139 00:10:31,692 --> 00:10:33,652 ...my parents will disown me. 140 00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:36,952 Hold on now. You got to help the children. 141 00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:40,692 You guys are going a long way to try and scare me. 142 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,992 I want my Salisbury steak. 143 00:10:43,162 --> 00:10:48,502 Fire drill, fire drill! Everybody out! Okay, children, this is your chance. 144 00:10:48,672 --> 00:10:51,232 Killer. Thanks, Chef. 145 00:10:51,412 --> 00:10:56,842 First contact with the alien visitors. I've gotta get myself ready. 146 00:10:57,012 --> 00:11:00,412 We got out of school No more school today 147 00:11:00,582 --> 00:11:02,242 We got out of school 148 00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:07,412 - You guys, my ass, seriously! - Okay, you can stop farting fire now. 149 00:11:07,592 --> 00:11:11,652 - I can't, you son of a bitch! - How do we get my brother back? 150 00:11:11,832 --> 00:11:14,802 Would you stop going on about your brother? 151 00:11:14,962 --> 00:11:18,262 It was just a dream! I didn't have an anal probe! 152 00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:20,922 I am not under alien control! 153 00:11:32,752 --> 00:11:35,552 - What was that? - He is under alien control. 154 00:11:35,722 --> 00:11:40,622 - His butt's linked up to the visitors. - Son of a bitch! 155 00:11:43,932 --> 00:11:46,992 Guys, shut up. I'm not under alien control. 156 00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:51,622 If you visitors can hear me, bring back my brother, goddamn it! 157 00:11:51,802 --> 00:11:54,292 That hurts, you butt-licker! 158 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:58,262 - Kyle, look, it's them. - Give me back my brother! 159 00:12:02,882 --> 00:12:06,572 - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards! 160 00:12:06,752 --> 00:12:11,982 Come back here! Come back! Damn it, we were so close! 161 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:15,592 Hey, look. I think Kenny's okay. 162 00:12:25,802 --> 00:12:26,962 Wow, poor Kenny. 163 00:12:27,142 --> 00:12:29,232 - Now do you believe us? - No. 164 00:12:29,402 --> 00:12:32,402 - Cartman, they killed Kenny. - He's not dead. 165 00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:35,542 Dude, Kenny is dead. See? 166 00:12:35,712 --> 00:12:38,702 - Shut up, you guys. - He's dead, Cartman. 167 00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:43,942 Damn it, I didn't have an anal probe! Screw you guys, I'm going home. 168 00:12:44,122 --> 00:12:48,022 - Go on and go home, you fat chicken! - Dildo! 169 00:12:48,192 --> 00:12:51,852 - You're all I have left. - Sorry, I gotta meet Wendy. 170 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:56,622 You can't. Poor Ike must be so scared, up there all alone. Help me. 171 00:12:56,802 --> 00:13:01,362 Like Chef says, "I'm getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot." 172 00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:02,532 Rats! 173 00:13:05,272 --> 00:13:07,102 - Hello, Eric. - Hi, Mom. 174 00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:10,402 - How are you doing? - Well, I'm pissed off. 175 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:14,042 Here, I made you powdered-doughnut pancake surprise. 176 00:13:14,222 --> 00:13:18,022 I don't want it! All the kids in school call me fat. 177 00:13:18,192 --> 00:13:21,382 - You're not fat, you're big-boned. - That's what I said. 178 00:13:21,562 --> 00:13:24,652 You can have an eensy-weensy bit, can't you? 179 00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:28,732 - Just a weensy-eensy woo-woo? - No. Leave me alone, Mom. 180 00:13:28,902 --> 00:13:32,462 How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then? 181 00:13:32,672 --> 00:13:35,532 Well, that does sound pretty good. 182 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,842 - Mom? - Yes, hon? 183 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:41,242 If anybody calls or visits, I'm not here, okay? 184 00:13:41,412 --> 00:13:45,872 - Sure. You want some Cheesy Poofs too? - Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs. 185 00:13:49,052 --> 00:13:52,182 She's not coming. Let's look for the visitors. 186 00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:55,912 - But her note said she'd be here. - Hi, Stan. 187 00:13:56,522 --> 00:14:01,622 - He throws up when you talk to him. - But why, Stan? 188 00:14:02,002 --> 00:14:05,432 Would you get down to business so we can find Ike? 189 00:14:05,602 --> 00:14:09,132 - Make sweet love by the fire. - What happened to Ike? 190 00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:11,332 As UFO sightings increase... 191 00:14:11,512 --> 00:14:16,032 ...more mysterious crop-circle patterns are appearing in fields. 192 00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:20,672 These crop circles, when viewed from above, form strange patterns. 193 00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:23,912 Hey, that kind of looks like Tom Selleck. 194 00:14:24,092 --> 00:14:28,892 Could it be that aliens are trying to make contact with us on Earth? 195 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:35,162 No, Kitty, this is my potpie. 196 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:39,702 No, Kitty, you bad kitty. No, Kitty, this is my potpie! 197 00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:42,932 Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! 198 00:14:43,102 --> 00:14:48,632 Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight. 199 00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:50,742 What?! 200 00:14:50,912 --> 00:14:54,752 I have to go home without him, and my parents will kill me. 201 00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:57,352 - Why don't you get the fat kid? - Why? 202 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:01,152 If the fat kid has something implanted in his ass... 203 00:15:01,322 --> 00:15:04,222 ...maybe he's a part of the visitors' plan. 204 00:15:04,392 --> 00:15:07,662 Use the fat kid as bait to bring them back. 205 00:15:07,832 --> 00:15:11,662 You're right. Come on, Stan. We have to get Cartman. 206 00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:13,992 Come on, Stan. 207 00:15:14,472 --> 00:15:18,102 Hey, wait. When do I get to make sweet love? 208 00:15:22,612 --> 00:15:25,042 No, Kitty, you can't have any! 209 00:15:25,912 --> 00:15:30,012 No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Bad kitty! 210 00:15:30,992 --> 00:15:32,752 Excuse me, Kitty. 211 00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:36,222 - Eric, look who's here. - Good work, Mom! 212 00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:39,592 - Let's play at the bus stop. - I can't, Mom says... 213 00:15:39,762 --> 00:15:43,422 That's okay. You need to spend time with your friends. 214 00:15:43,602 --> 00:15:47,032 - But I don't want to spend time... - Don't be difficult! 215 00:15:47,202 --> 00:15:52,232 - Now, you go and play in the fun snow. - Goddamn it! 216 00:15:53,882 --> 00:15:57,572 - I have to get home. - Don't be such a fraidy cat. 217 00:15:57,752 --> 00:16:01,702 This rope will make sure they can't take you onboard again. 218 00:16:02,182 --> 00:16:05,082 - This sucks! - How come they aren't coming? 219 00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:08,152 I think we have to signal them somehow. 220 00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,792 Hey, he's like Rudolph. 221 00:16:10,962 --> 00:16:15,362 All you have to do is fart and the visitors are sure to come. 222 00:16:15,532 --> 00:16:19,562 Really? I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight. 223 00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:22,132 - Sure, you do. - Come on, fart! 224 00:16:22,302 --> 00:16:25,102 - I don't wanna! - He can't hold it in forever. 225 00:16:25,272 --> 00:16:28,332 - Fart, damn you! - Okay, that does it! 226 00:16:28,512 --> 00:16:32,102 Why is it that everything today has involved things... 227 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,552 ...either going in or coming out of my ass? 228 00:16:35,722 --> 00:16:38,512 I'm sick of it! It's completely immature! 229 00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:40,482 It's happening again. 230 00:16:43,022 --> 00:16:46,082 - Whoa, look at that. - Now do you believe us? 231 00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:49,492 You can't scare me. You're making it all up. 232 00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:53,762 There's an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass! 233 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,162 Sure, you guys, whatever. 234 00:16:58,012 --> 00:17:02,072 Oh, boy, the aliens are going to make first contact. 235 00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:06,772 Hey! Down here! We are ready for your wisdom. 236 00:17:07,382 --> 00:17:11,842 And you only got 20 minutes before Sanford and Son is on! 237 00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:16,582 You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off right now. 238 00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:19,562 I know there's no such thing as aliens! 239 00:17:21,602 --> 00:17:24,062 Oh, goddamn it! 240 00:17:24,372 --> 00:17:29,232 What the...? I tell you, there's crazy stuff going on in this town. 241 00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:32,132 You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. 242 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:35,972 Come down here, you stinking aliens! 243 00:17:37,912 --> 00:17:40,682 Ask them for your little brother back. 244 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:45,812 Visitors, you took my brother. He's freckled and looks like a football. 245 00:17:45,992 --> 00:17:50,192 At first I was happy you took him, but I've learned something: 246 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,992 Having a little brother is special. 247 00:17:53,162 --> 00:17:56,602 Heck, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world. 248 00:17:56,762 --> 00:18:00,672 If you can find it in your hearts to give my brother back... 249 00:18:00,842 --> 00:18:03,362 ...it would make my life brighter again. 250 00:18:03,672 --> 00:18:05,232 That was beautiful. 251 00:18:05,412 --> 00:18:07,172 - Did it work? - No. 252 00:18:07,342 --> 00:18:11,182 You scrawny-assed shit! What the fuck is wrong with you? 253 00:18:11,352 --> 00:18:15,212 You must be some kind of fuck to ignore a crying child! 254 00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:19,442 You know what you fucking like? You like to fuck! 255 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:24,552 Hey, Wendy, what's a fuck? 256 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:32,792 Ike, jump down! Now! For the love of God, Ike, jump! 257 00:18:32,972 --> 00:18:34,132 Don't hurt me. 258 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,982 I promise I'll be nice to you from now on. 259 00:18:54,162 --> 00:18:55,852 Don't kick the baby. 260 00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:03,662 What are they talking about? 261 00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:22,652 Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career! 262 00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:24,582 It's my turn. 263 00:19:36,832 --> 00:19:40,672 You guys, get me down from here! 264 00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:44,672 Help! Sons of bitches! 265 00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:46,812 Dildo! 266 00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:52,372 - I'm sure glad that's over with. - Boy, am I glad to see you, Ike! 267 00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:54,542 She's fly at the sky. 268 00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:58,582 Wait! Where are you going, alien visitors? Come back! 269 00:19:58,752 --> 00:20:02,282 Where's this amazing thing you were gonna show us? 270 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,252 It's in the bedroom, ladies. Come on in. 271 00:20:05,432 --> 00:20:07,892 We can make it in time for dinner. 272 00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:10,092 - Thanks for helping. - Whatever. 273 00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:12,762 - Hey, I didn't throw up. - Cool. 274 00:20:21,282 --> 00:20:22,642 Sorry. 275 00:20:22,812 --> 00:20:25,242 - Hey, look, a French fry. - Cool. 276 00:20:25,412 --> 00:20:28,282 - What's that? - It's part of a Cheesy Poof. 277 00:20:28,452 --> 00:20:31,422 - Hey, what's that? - That's a hamburger. 278 00:20:31,592 --> 00:20:34,922 - That's from two days ago! - What about that? 279 00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:36,392 I don't know. 280 00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:41,222 The bus will be here. Cartman's still gone. 281 00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:43,492 We're running out of friends. 282 00:20:43,662 --> 00:20:46,532 I wonder what the visitors gave the cows? 283 00:20:49,442 --> 00:20:53,962 Cows, I got you cornered. Let's see you get away now. 284 00:21:04,752 --> 00:21:05,982 Hey, Cartman. 285 00:21:06,152 --> 00:21:09,882 The visitors dropped you off just in time for school. 286 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:14,292 - I had a crazy nightmare last night. - Really? What about? 287 00:21:14,462 --> 00:21:16,992 Well, I was standing out in a field. 288 00:21:17,162 --> 00:21:20,602 I had this satellite dish sticking out of my butt... 289 00:21:20,772 --> 00:21:23,262 ...and then there were cows and aliens. 290 00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:27,002 Then I went on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye. 291 00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:29,542 That wasn't a dream. That happened. 292 00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:34,442 - Right. Why don't I have pinkeye then? - You do have pinkeye! 293 00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:36,952 Son of a bitch!