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Corrections by honeybunny
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I know the people are going to
say you should only practice
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this way or that way.
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I believe in capitalism too.
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I believe in capitalism for everybody.
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What he said, which I find mildly amazing,
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was he thought I would have a
hard time debating Barack Obama.
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We faced something greater
after world war ii.
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We had ten million coming home at once.
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What did we do then?
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Some liberals said we need
more work programs --
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Tango, Tango in position.
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Copy, tango.
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Clear vantage point.
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Will have to do. We're not getting closer.
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Alright, butters. Bring it in.
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***, ten seconds.
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Copy that.
10 seconds, Carlton.
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I can hear that, tell me when to go.
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We might have a problem.
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What's that?
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We just got word somebody might
try to faith hill this event.
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Lock down the perimeter.
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Nobody is faith hilling not on my watch.
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They're onto us guys. Let's do this.
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I got it.
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Hey, somebody is under the stage.
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Go Cartman.
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We got it.
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Go, go, go.
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That was sweet.
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First, there was planking.
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People taking pictures of
themselves in a planked position
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and putting the photos on the Internet.
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Planking was soon replaced by owling.
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After the super bowl by bradying.
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The newest meme is pulling the
shirt out to look like boobs.
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It's called faith hilling.
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All around the world people are doing it.
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Kids, adults, and even notable
celebrities are getting into the act.
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But as faith hilling is
more and more popular,
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Faith hilling is nothing more
than a evolution of bradying.
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From football quarterback
to football singer.
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Please.
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Bradying is to 2000 and lame.
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I know what you think is
doing is new, hip and cool.
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The truth is meming has
been around a long time.
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We are going to watch a film strip now,
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although it's a little dated
but it gets the point across.
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For many young people today
taking pictures in silly poses
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becomes a dangerous past time.
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The latest meme has also
become the most deadly.
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It's called tebowing.
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This is Ryan and Barkley.
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They're about to learn how
dangerous tebowing can be.
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Here is a good place.
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I'll do it right here.
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I don't know, Ryan, you
sure this is a good idea.
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Stop being a scaredy-cat it will just
take a second how could I get hurt.
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Okay hold still.
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What's that?
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A train!
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Ryan!
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No, no, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Ryan!
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Learn from me.
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This sure is a nice car, Tommy.
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Would you like to get a
picture of me tebowing in it.
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Sure.
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What is that.
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My God it's coming.
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God no!
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No, no!
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Tommy, did you get the picture.
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Hold on.
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Hurry, hurry!
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Be careful up, there Pete.
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Go on and take the picture.
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These youths paid with
their lives for tebowing
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when they posed for pictures
they should have remembered
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there are only three approved memes, peace
signs, bunny ears and fake winners.
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Maybe you think this doesn't apply to you,
maybe you think your memes are safe.
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Maybe you're watching this in the future
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and teabowing has been
replace by some other meme.
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Well, if you are watching
this in the future,
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if you are get off your flying
cellphone scooters and think.
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Just remember.
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Use the approved poses if
you want to be a memer.
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Peace signs, bunny ears, and fake wieners.
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Oh, God. That was boring.
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So, what do you want to do now?
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There is the nice French cafe downtown.
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Maybe we should get some faith
hilling pictures there.
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That's a good idea.
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What, you mean you guys still plan on
faith hilling after what we just saw?
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Butters, faith hilling
defines our generation.
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Count me out.
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You're gonna give up on faith
hilling just like that, butters?
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How could you?
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I'm scared.
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Did you see today's newspaper?
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Why would we look at a newspaper, retard?
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You made the front page.
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Really?
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Dude, we are on the front page.
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Yes.
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Can we get a different pose, please.
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What's it say, what's it say?
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It says...
Oh, no.
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It says faith hilling is now
all like 2000 and late.
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What?
Let me see that.
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How can that be?
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Already?
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Public reaction was the stunt pulled off
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by five elementary school students
wasn't not only dangerous and disruptive
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but also completely passe.
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How can we be passe?
We're only in 4th grade.
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"Faith hilling is pretty stale" said
Republican candidate Newt Gingrich.
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If they had crashed the debate by taylor
swifting that would of been impressive.
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Taylor swifting?
What the fuck is that?
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That's all it is?
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You pull down your pants and wipe your
butt on the ground like an old dog.
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But that's stupid.
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How can that replace faith hilling.
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It doesn't even make any sense.
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I can't believe people take
the time to do this garbage.
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This has to be stopped, you guys.
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Okay. Hold it there. Okay.
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That's good, don't move.
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How is this? This good?
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Yep, that's great.
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These will be good.
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What are you doing?
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Faith hilling.
Why don't you get the fuck out of here?
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Oh God. Faith hilling is so February 2012.
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Saying something is so 2000
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and anything is so 2009,
you stupid ass wipe.
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Come on guys. It's not worth it.
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We can do our taylor
swifting somewhere else.
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Knock it off!
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Why don't you make me.
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Yesterday afternoon four kids went to
the hospital for injuries resulting
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from meming in front of a local cafe.
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Faith hilling, taylor swifting.
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These are things that will get you killed!
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That's a loaded .38.
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How many pf you think it's a smart idea
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to put a loaded .38 on a 9-year-old's desk.
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If safety doesn't matter
go ahead, pick the gun up.
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That's okay. I think...
Pick the gun up!
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You might as well. Swifting and hilling
is like playing with a loaded gun.
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Do you all understand my point?
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Yes, sir.
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Good.
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Now put the gun in your mouth.
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Hey. You're following plankers and teabowers,
so put a loaded gun in your mouth!
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Do it!
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Everybody take a good look.
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This is what you're doing every
time you play with Internet memes.
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You're playing roulette with your lives!
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Professor Lamont, we need to talk.
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I will be right back.
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You're an expert on memes,
Professor Lamont.
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Yes, what is this about?
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We need your expertise.
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Have you heard of another species,
meming on the Internet?
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Another species?
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What are you talking about?
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We were hoping you could
help us understand this.
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Cats have started to put pictures
of themselves on the Internet
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with bread around their heads.
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Kat breading is what it's called.
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It's an odd thing to do, we thought
would you explain it to us.
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They're evolving.
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Cats are evolving.
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Sorry?
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There are two ways a species evolves.
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Physically from genes and
culturally from memes.
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Just like genes, memes
replicate, mutate and adapt.
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We're having a hard time
following you here.
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Look.
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In the 70s there was fonzing.
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Which replaced the outdated mustaching.
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The 60s cultural ideas were passed
on by everybody poodle-fisting.
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Even that evolved from people
ass wedging in the 40s.
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Even before photographs
humans memed for portraits.
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All the way back to the Egyptians who had
pictures painted of themselves donkey ticking.
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You are saying cats are showing signs of
evolution with their Kat breading meme?
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If they're putting slices of bread
on their heads and taking pictures
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they're proving to be almost
as intelligent as we are.
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Mister kitty, you want to explain this?
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Why are you putting pictures on the
Internet with bread around your face?
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This is a bad kitty, bad.
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You're taking the idea of faith
hilling and making it stupid.
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Bad kitty.
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Bad Mr. kitty.
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Bad kitty.
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No more meming.
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Come on, guys.
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Bad mister kitty.
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I'm glad we took care of that.
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Ya, what do you want to do now?
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I thought of faith hilling at
the place they do AA meeting.
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That's a cool idea
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what's the matter, Kenny?
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I don't know.
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What seems point less?
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Hey, faith hilling is not
out of style alright?
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No, no, no!
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These stupid fads are only that, okay?
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We can't give in to this crap.
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Don't give up on faith
hilling, Kenny.
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Don't you give up on her.
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Two Boulder children died today while
oh long johnsoning in a battling cage.
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Oh long johnsonning is of
course the latest Internet meme
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which involves putting
oneself in a risky situation
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and see how many times you can say
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old long Johnson on video
before getting out of the way.
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You ready, you ready?
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I'm recording, go.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Oh long --
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Larry.
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This latest Internet meme is shocking.
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But most shocking is the person who started
the meme isn't a person at all
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but a cat who seems to have
no record for peoples safety.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Oh long Johnson.
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The cat is awaiting trial for its
part in the teenager's death.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Now go back the other way.
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Oh long Johnson, oh long --
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Dude, what's going on?
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Oh, hey, guys.
How's it going?
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We thought you were
meeting us at Cartman's.
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What are you doing here taylor swifting?
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He's not taylor swifting,
that's old stuff.
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Yeah, now you're doing to see how many
times you can say oh long Johnson.
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I thought just, you know, try it out.
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Remember when we heard about that pollack
with one testicle in the revolutionary war?
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What's his name?
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Benedict Arnold.
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Oh guys. You need to realize that
faith hilling is over, okay?
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You can pretend all you want,
but it's not coming back.
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Kenny.
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If you guys want to keep faith hilling
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I'm sure people are still doing
it at the old folks home.
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You will like this, Kenny.
Pull down your pants.
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You guys are sellouts.
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Come on.
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You're freaking sellouts!
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What are you doing?
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When you play with memes
you're playing with fire.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Oh, very funny.
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People are dying out
there. Is that what you want?
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Oh long --
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You cats want a war?
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That's what you're going to get!
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Oh oh oh.
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Long ago there was tebowing
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which evolved into faith hilling.
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The latest meming craze, swift
johnsoning, may have it's rival
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a brand new meme, where people videotape
themselves wearing trench coats
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and talking about the dangers of meming.
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They call it "reporting".
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They say it's a dangerous
and potentially fatal.
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Oh, oh long Johnson.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Ya, ya, that's cool.
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Bring it out some more.
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Ya, freeze. There.
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What are those boys doing, daddy?
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I think they're faith hilling, Bobby.
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It's a little before your time.
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How droll.
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Get a couple facing the other way.
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Ya, good idea.
286
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You kids faith hilling
in front of my clinic?
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I have a couple of patients that
could use a good time machine.
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Get it?
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Go back to the 90s!
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We have to face it, Cartman.
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I know.
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I know Cal.
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I thought it was going to last.
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I guess the only thing that
doesn't change in life
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is that things change.
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***.
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It wasn't like faith
hilling was that great.
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I mean --
No, no.
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It was kind of stupid really.
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It's good it became something else.
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We will have a blast
doing the new stuff.
302
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Household cats have evolved
into a species as intelligent as humans.
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Will this mean war between
our two life forms?
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In an attempt to try to communicate
with the leader of cats,
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experts have sent in the
ambassador of people.
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Hello.
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Oh long John.
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Meow, meow.
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Oh long John.
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Long Johnson.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Oh long Johnson--
Oh -- oh don piano.
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Oh lala.
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Oh long Johnson.
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Don piano.
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I'm not sure but I think it said war
between our species is inevitable
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and evolution cannot be
stopped and cats will rise.
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It said we cannot coexist and
then said oh don piano and then
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and then something about seeing the streets of human
cities running red with the blood of their children.
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Okay, that's good, a little higher.
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I will go left to right.
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Good.
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Awesome.
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Whenever you're ready.
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No, kitty, you have to be quiet.
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No kitty!
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That's a bad kitty!
328
00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:09,950
Wow, what's this?
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What you been living under a rock?
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This is the new meme, cat
taylor swift reporting.
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Alright, go Cartman.
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Taylor swift is dangerous.
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Taylor swift is dangerous!
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That's pretty cool.
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That's cool.
It's awesome.
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Super awesome.
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We got it down, guys.
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Think we're ready for the big times.
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Shut up, kitty!
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With the inevitable species war looming,
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our country's brightest
leaders have come together
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to debate and reason with
the ambassador of cats.
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It's called putty-whistling.
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And the question on everyone's mind...
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Who will be the first
person to die from it?
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I ran for president four years ago.
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This is the position I
described when I ran...
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If you want to be in
the -- I believe --
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How big of a scale of change
do we want in Washington.
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Oh long Johnson.
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I hope --
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Oh long Johnson.
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00:19:12,638 --> 00:19:16,599
I have five sons, five daughters
in law, sixteen grand children.
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It's not the most attractive
thing to go out and say
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00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:24,382
it took me ten or twelve years
to figure out it was wrong.
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Oh, long Johnson.
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Fox trot standing by. Position outlook.
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Fox trot, let's ***.
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Standing by in three seconds.
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00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:39,915
Two, one. Go Cartman.
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00:19:40,074 --> 00:19:40,851
Less do this.
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00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:54,747
Cartman?
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Go, Cartman.
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Come on, dude. Hurry.
365
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:02,343
No.
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No!
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00:20:07,255 --> 00:20:08,198
I won't do it.
368
00:20:08,854 --> 00:20:10,089
I won't do it, you hear me!
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I'm better than this.
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00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,766
To hell with you, Mr. kitty.
371
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You're a bad kitty!
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00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,018
Bad kitty!
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00:20:18,993 --> 00:20:21,881
It's time somebody stood up
and did the right thing.
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00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,500
Ya, do it, Cartman.
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♪ Alright ♪♪♪
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♪ what do you do
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♪ get out your camera and a booby or two
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♪ we got to get serious --
have you ever seen faith hilling so good?
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♪ come on everybody,
it's faith hilling time
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♪ where are you
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♪ this is the only meming I'll ever do
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Oh long Johnson.
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♪ I'm faith hilling until the day I die
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And so in the face of war a
little boy reminds us all what
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being human really means.
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00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,711
The message is unclear.
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00:21:20,142 --> 00:21:24,540
It doesn't matter as long as you give
the audience a song, celebrity bashing,
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and republican hopeful
dancing around with boobies.
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00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:31,416
It's called pandering and all
over the country people are --
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Oh long Johnson...
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